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1420285757 | 1420325559 | t3_2r74qy | t5_2to41 | 12 | ApathiaLol: TIFU by accepting an offer from my brother in law.
A forewarning, this is probably going to be pretty lengthy. That and I'm using my cell phone.
So this saga begins almost a year ago. I was working a job I hated, but I was good at it so I made decent money. My sister knew I hated my job, and would occasio... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1420289665 | 1420327589 | t3_2r7892 | t5_2to41 | 40 | DrAbsinthe10: TIFU by mixing Dr Pepper 10 and Absinthe while playing BF4 and ended the night by lighting my controller on fire
Throwaway, I had been drinking Kraken Rum and Dr Pepper 10 and when the rum ran out I remembered I had some Absinthe in the freezer. I poured it in and drank it down and during a particularly i... | 4 | 10 | |
1420294635 | 1420304507 | t3_2r7d7u | t5_2to41 | 144 | [deleted]: TIFU By buying a sex toy for my wife.
This happened about a year ago and didn't seem like a fuck up at the time. My wife and I have been married for a little over 2 decades. Over the course of those 2 decades sex has been good, with the occasional ups and downs. Somewhere over the course of time we started t... | 7 | 20.571429 | |
1420291989 | 1420332769 | t3_2r7ago | t5_2to41 | 4 | jadenite: TIFU and cut into an avocado I thought was ripe...
...but realised seconds after the knife bit - noooo!
Ruined!
It felt ripe (or was that wishful thinking?), but it was so unripe - the flesh hard, rubbery and tasteless, even the stone was completely stuck... yeah, and good luck trying to get the other 1/2 t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420295546 | 1420295821 | t3_2r7e8l | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU my chances with a girl by cutting up my dick with a knife
So...shit. First off this one is disgusting.
So I had these two lumps on my penis kinda hard and white, I looked it up online and it appeared they were filled with pus and were basically spots and it said they should disappear in a week or so..... | 3 | 2 | |
1420295686 | 1420431201 | t3_2r7ed9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | CyanidePi: TIFU by not being a lazy teenager.
WiniestBastard: Misleading title, no one cares about your boners.
CyanidePi: My dick got hit because of the boner...maybe I needed to word it differently.
WiniestBastard: I don't fucking care is that clear enough? In the big scheme of life you're dick doesn't matter!
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1420291516 | 1420306160 | t3_2r7a1h | t5_2to41 | 19 | Meliv23: TIFU by interrupting a funeral
Not today, but I was just reminded of it.
A few years ago, I had taken my mother and grandmother to the cemetery to look after my aunt’s grave. The gates are open on weekdays so you can drive right down and there’s a little car park at the bottom of the path sort of amongst some... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1420254991 | 1420306372 | t3_2r62gr | t5_2to41 | 6 | Fleeetch: Tifu by agreeing to drive to an animal hospital.
So this didn't happen today, it was actually over the summer. But I feel like it needed to be shared here.
A bit of back story, my friend, we will call her K, has many pets, of all different species. Turns out one of her pet birds needed to be taken to the ne... | 3 | 2 | |
1420299077 | 1420324129 | t3_2r7ihj | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking lemonade
Mandatory disclaimer; didn't happen today, but years ago. I've got years of TIFU's that'll take a while to catch up on. Remembered this today.
I was about 14 when this happened. It was summer in Texas, and my brothers and I had been playing basketball outside for hours and worked up... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1420299525 | 1420460947 | t3_2r7j3n | t5_2to41 | 6 | SwLo: TIFU by watching the R. Budd Dwyer video.
Turbo_addicted911: The song "hey man,nice shot"by radio head was written about the incident.
herzvik: The song is by Filter, not Radiohead.
Turbo_addicted911: Thanks for the correction.
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1420300845 | 1420356626 | t3_2r7ku9 | t5_2to41 | 110 | NostalgicDuck: TIFU By leaving on midget porn while my mom and her friend used my Laptop
No throwaway because I am a gangsta. So I wanted to originally write this on new years eve but I could not since of the rule 11. I wrote this exactly how I would have on New Years Eve.
So today since it's the last day of 2014 de... | 7 | 15.714286 | |
1420301370 | 1420304593 | t3_2r7loa | t5_2to41 | 282 | [deleted]: TIFU by making an old black man cry.
BeardsuptheWazoo: Nice story. But doesn't belong here. Not a tifu, and you know it.
Coldhandss: I was going for the ole switch-a-roo I see posted in this sub now and then. Reel you in with click bait, and tell a nice story.
Here_for_the_Gold: Your twice posted comment r... | 5 | 56.4 | |
1420302020 | 1420303719 | t3_2r7mnb | t5_2to41 | 6 | T-the-Dreamer: TIFU By frying my new family conputer that we'd been waiting in for 8 months
Back in April las year, our family computer got some very unwelcome guests in the form of viruses. They literally took it over and I was left with no choice but factory reset. I fucked up at the time by performing this reset wit... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1420302306 | 1420385789 | t3_2r7n1y | t5_2to41 | 3,288 | [deleted]: TIFU by tickling a friend.
A friend of mine and her daughter have been crashing at my house while she finds a house in town. Her daughter, like most tiny humans, is full of energy... all the time. Anyway so my friend, who we'll call S, was entertaining her daughter (lower-case s) with a tickle fight. I walke... | 11 | 298.909091 | |
1420305161 | 1420311798 | t3_2r7rva | t5_2to41 | 30 | areddithasbeen: TIFU by telling my wife that my armpits smelled liked her vagina
It's been cold here where I live and so I haven't showered for three days and I haven't changed my shirt or sweater either (I have changed socks and boxers). It felt kind of warm today so I decided to take off the sweater and as soon as I ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1420306328 | 1420312993 | t3_2r7tx3 | t5_2to41 | 29 | DoucheMed: TIFU by watching a car drive off the interstate.
So today I fucked up. I kinda watched a vehicle drive off the side of the interstate and I did not stop to help. In a state of disbelief, accompanied by the lack of desire to get involved, I kept driving. The story is made worse by the fact that the vehicle di... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1420307224 | 1420357330 | t3_2r7vev | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a friend I got a handjob
So on New Years I went to a party had some fun there, got a nice pic of a girl I had just met on my lap. Now that i got this pic i wanted to go rub it in my friends face who always says I cant get chicks. I showed him then he replies with "bet you didn't do anything w... | 12 | 1.666667 | |
1420306501 | 1420312152 | t3_2r7u6z | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high for the first time [NSFW]
Not a throwaway because IDGAF.
Mandatory TIFU this happened a month or so ago.
It all started a few months ago, when I was randomly on facebook. I noticed that one of my friends from college had moved to the big city where I reside. I liked her status, and a... | 4 | 3 | |
1420308522 | 1420312705 | t3_2r7xmn | t5_2to41 | 11 | ToScaredToPostOnReal: TIFU by saying no to a date with the hottest girl
TIFU by saying no to a date with the hottest girl in jr high. So this was in my jr high school days. I was a nerd, plain and simple, nice blond hair, blue eyes, glasses, and I was really short at the time (male).
So it's lunch time and everybody ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420307107 | 1420384735 | t3_2r7v87 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by having the flu and consuming too many cough drops.
I've had the flu for a few days. It was causing me to cough excessively so I figured I needed some cough drops. I didn't realize that the cough drops in my household were sugar-free and I was eating them like candy yesterday.
I woke up at about 4am... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1420309713 | 1420327493 | t3_2r7zsh | t5_2to41 | 26 | itchni: TIFU by taking a dump in the dump sink
Today I had to really take a dump, one of those protien ones that if you don't go RIGHT NOW you're gonna go in your pants. problem was is that my grandpa was using the washroom at the time. He is a bit old and his reasoning/listening/memory have all taken a hit and he deci... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1420302671 | 1420324013 | t3_2r7no3 | t5_2to41 | 98 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to teach my brothers to quit biting their nails
Disclaimer - this is another from the archives, happened years ago.
I was about 15, my brothers were 13 and 12 or so. Both had an extreme habit of biting their nails, even when they were already down to the quick. So, being the helpful soul I wa... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1420310492 | 1420312766 | t3_2r816j | t5_2to41 | 62 | aragorn2612: TIFU by making a woman think I was taking creep shots of her.
This happened today afternoon, in my apartment terrace. I was waiting to capture some sunset photographs and was just taking random shots of birds. I saw an eagle land on a satellite dish which was on the next building and to get a clear view, p... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1420310373 | 1420353073 | t3_2r80ym | t5_2to41 | 253 | SheIsStillNotMyWife: TIFU by drinking too much at a NYE party and accidentally having a threesome
So this actually happened New Years Eve, reposting now because my first post was removed for rules, oops, I had a party with my friend’s Lance and Bobbi, at their house, with myself and my girlfriend Alice. Account is a th... | 12 | 21.083333 | |
1420306995 | 1420340764 | t3_2r7v1u | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by just saying it
So, I was in a really, really bad place and mood, so I decided to get high. I eventually reached a [9] and I decided to text my best friend about my problems, because at this point, I just wanted to let them go and get out of my head.
So I ended up talking to him about this bully of ... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1420309419 | 1420319986 | t3_2r7z8m | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting a small piece of paper on fire
An old, and small fuck up, but one my family will never let go.
I'll try to keep this short.
A couple of years ago we got a brand new kitchen counters. A week later, I decided for some dumb reason to use our stove to set a piece of paper on fire. A small piece... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1420311711 | 1420313398 | t3_2r83gd | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by facetiming my girlfriend
So this happened right before Christmas. I have been dating a girl for about six months that I met at my university. We live in different states so on break we haven't had much time to see each other. The other morning I was in the car with a girlfriend of hers and decided to... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1420308577 | 1420446887 | t3_2r7xpw | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting acne medication on my penis
Today, I fucked up guys and gals. I fucked up big time.
Sometime late in the night (technically today) around 1 or 2 am i decided to do my nightly routine which consists of thoroughly washing my face and applying the various skin cremes and acne medication that i ... | 4 | 17 | |
1420312296 | 1420335806 | t3_2r84hv | t5_2to41 | 18 | komodojaguar: TIFU by not backing up a picture of a tracking number for returned phones.
So, let's keep this short and simple.
In September, my Family and I wanted to transfer to T-Mobile because we did not like how Verizon was treating us (We have been loyal customers for almost a decade.) T-Mobile was having a great... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1420312822 | 1420370198 | t3_2r85ij | t5_2to41 | 51 | DrummerWolf: TIFU by laughing at my friends dead dog
This could literally be the worst time I've ever fucked up. So me and my two pals are just sat together, casual Saturday watching the film "Reservoir Dogs" (ironically)... One of my friends gets a call and just goes to take it in another room, nothing out of the ordi... | 3 | 17 | |
1420313664 | 1420314415 | t3_2r8747 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boss at McDonald's that I have OCD.
I used to think that my attention to detail in my fast-food managerial position meant that I have a good work ethic. This changed the other day when I accidentally admitted to my boss that I myself have OCD. I was trying to explain to her why a kid with ... | 3 | 3 | |
1420314220 | 1420484878 | t3_2r886j | t5_2to41 | 4 | conejitobrinco: TIFU by making my employees overwork...by accident.
Gave on of my employees a document in another language so she could analyze it and describe it for me, she really just translated it, and I didn't stop her, even though I really didn't need her to translate it since I can speak the other language as we... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420314040 | 1420380591 | t3_2r87tv | t5_2to41 | 16 | Littleish: TIFU by... Going to bed and sleeping ????
So this happened last week on the day before NYE.
I was on holiday in Prague in a lovely luxury hotel. We had planned a great mini winter tour of Europe... Flying to Prague then getting trains to Berlin, Amsterdam, Bruges and finally the eurostar train back home to ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1420315195 | 1420341442 | t3_2r8a09 | t5_2to41 | 37 | etwan_401: Tifu by not doing a courtesy flush.
Sorry for posting late but my previous post was removed for just reasons. In any case:
My girlfriend threw a New Years Eve party and with 8 minutes left in 2014 I felt the comings of a shit. How was I to shit in only 8 minutes and be back in time to kiss my girlfriend at ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1420314277 | 1420345912 | t3_2r88a7 | t5_2to41 | 52 | Cheezitchrists: TIFU by leaving the toilet seat down.
So today I got back to my house really late. Before I could get into my bed, I really had to leak the lizard. This is where everything went to shit. I walked into my bathroom with the lights off and proceeded to pull my pants off (yes I do sit down to pee when I'm t... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1420315840 | 1420364172 | t3_2r8b7n | t5_2to41 | 44 | spiecyfoodgirl: TIFU by leaving a party early to have sex with my boyfriend
This actually didn't happen today, this happened a couple months ago but whatever. So it was my boyfriends best friends 18th birthday party. The party consisted of a couple of his closest friends and all we did was order a fuck ton of pizzas a... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1420316675 | 1420329906 | t3_2r8cri | t5_2to41 | 6 | luchalibretiger: TIFU By not reading a opening time.
This actually happened fifteen minutes ago.
Im on my way home to Pennsylvania from New Mexico. It is now the second day of the trip and I am in Louisiana. This morning in Texas me and my dad planned to go to get quality Cajun seafood while we're here. Lunch time ca... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1420317003 | 1420318441 | t3_2r8dfa | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by my insensitive joke
Having my new roommate visit my family over the holidays and my awkward dark humor fucked up today.
My new roommate and I aren't too familiar with each other yet and sometimes I make jokes without thinking. His family is out of state and so I welcomed him to spend the holidays w... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1420316806 | 1420390714 | t3_2r8d0y | t5_2to41 | 99 | Should_Be_Obvious: TIFU my dick, neck, and eyes.
I woke up cold as all hell, which had apparently frozen over at some point during the night. Our furnace has been malfunctioning for three winters now. As with each new day, I moseyed on over to the bathroom and began my routine. First stop, urination station! I started ... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1420317693 | 1420552388 | t3_2r8esr | t5_2to41 | 28 | Needstohavemyname: TIFU by enthusiastically running up stairs.
So like others, this didn't happen today, but was actually more like 5 years ago, at the end of my grade 10 year.
Anyways, i was at home and it was suppertime. Mom had made some sort of delicious meal and i was so hungry/greedy/ ready to eat. i had a a dri... | 7 | 4 | |
1420318017 | 1420349277 | t3_2r8fhg | t5_2to41 | 9 | XxMiKeNjD17xX: TIFU by watching hockey in math class
This happened during the 2014 Winter Olympics, so this was a while ago.
At the time, the USA and Canada were facing each other in the men's hockey semifinals. The winner advanced to the Gold Medal Game, and the loser had to play in the bronze medal game. Throughout ... | 3 | 3 | |
1420318784 | 1420322838 | t3_2r8h01 | t5_2to41 | 55 | thickmilkshake: TIFU by bragging about my milkshake.
I work at a popular diner in a medium sized city while home for break from school. While working today, my mom (a waitress at the diner) introduced me to a girl I went to high school with but had never met, as she's two years younger than I am. She was very cute, and... | 16 | 3.4375 | |
1420318370 | 1420390033 | t3_2r8g7b | t5_2to41 | 40 | MoMisteries: TIFU by shitting myself while walking
I work at a software company about 4 miles from my apartment. A little over a month ago my car broke down; no one knows what's wrong with it. So, I've been walking home to and from work. Occasionally, I'll be lucky enough to get a ride. I don't like to ask for rides t... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1420318935 | 1420357585 | t3_2r8hbs | t5_2to41 | 258 | nuttyspot: TIFU by causing my grandma to eat a sex toy [NSFW]
So here I was, home alone, nothing to do. Suddenly I recall an adult scene which turned me on instantly - a [grapefruit handjob (NSFW)](http://www.porntube.com/videos/alina-li-fucks-cock-grapefruit-ring_7063541). Eager to find out how it feels, went to a sho... | 5 | 51.6 | |
1420319813 | 1420355556 | t3_2r8izj | t5_2to41 | 1,082 | Throuuauuay: TIFU by Not Fapping for Over Two Weeks [NSFW]
This just happened 45-60 minutes ago.
So I haven't fapped in over two weeks because of the holidays and such. I was extremely horny this time around, when I finally got the house to myself. I've fapped to JOI (Jerk Off Instruction) and CEI (Cum Eating Instruct... | 10 | 108.2 | |
1420321121 | 1420331588 | t3_2r8liq | t5_2to41 | 39 | designbysalazar: TIFU by thinking a gay guy was trying to hit me.
Went to a bar last night with a cousin of mine to meet up with some of his friends. When we walk into the bar we look around and see that its filled with an older crowd (40+) were in our early 20s. He buys a beer and I was DD so i wasnt planning on drink... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1420325295 | 1420407629 | t3_2r8t81 | t5_2to41 | 394 | Carnivean66: TIFU by having sex with my gf in the kitchen
Just wanna leave this TIFU quickly before I head off to work:
A couple of days ago I woke up and found a wetness on the bottom of my kitchen sink cabinet, found that it was from pipes leaking, and my girlfriend and I filed an emergency maintenance call with our... | 6 | 65.666667 | |
1420325439 | 1420327465 | t3_2r8thd | t5_2to41 | 3 | The_Holy_Shit_: TIFU by sleeping with a girl
Alright, so New Years Eve I went to a party. I had fun, got drunk, and stood awkwardly with two of my friends as the ball dropped. You know, the usual.
So once we had enough we went back to my friends girlfriends (lets call her Hannah) apartment to crash for the night.... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1420325007 | 1420327656 | t3_2r8sqw | t5_2to41 | 7 | puglover5000: TIFU by using autocorrect
Firstly, this didn't happen today, it actually happened sometime last year, but now I can finally laugh about it, I decided to share my fuck up.
So I was having a normal conversation with a guy friend. It got to a point where I really needed to go and have a shower to get ready ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420325703 | 1420362760 | t3_2r8typ | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by selling my PS3 without checking thoroughly.
This happened a couple months ago by the way. I decided to sell my PS3 and a bunch of games. Before sending it, I formatted it, thinking that would be enough.
It turns out the guy that bought it helped himself to about £30 from my bank account. It's not a ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1420325945 | 1420326609 | t3_2r8ufb | t5_2to41 | 13 | suture224: TIFU by not bringing a copy of my resume to an interview.
I've been funemployed for some time now, and between gigs substitute teaching and doing odd jobs, I have been submitting a lot of applications. Among the numerous amount of rejection letters sent my way, I actually received a job interview for an offi... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1420326229 | 1420327434 | t3_2r8ux6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | ThatOneCalledKay: TIFU by losing my job.
A little information on me: I worked at a well known supermarket that has strict rules which include talking bad about the store on social media sites.
It all started last week, me phoning in ill. Now, I've been there for what was coming up for 2 years and I've only had 2 ill ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1420325141 | 1420353811 | t3_2r8sze | t5_2to41 | 166 | Sad_Faic: TIFU by accidentally making my family think I'm gay.
Reddit, today I fucked up.
Myself and my friend who will be named "x" for now, were at my house earlier today. We had been having a LAN party, playing some video games and just having a blast. Myself and x have known each other for a very long time, and ar... | 9 | 18.444444 | |
1420329924 | 1420349189 | t3_2r8wvd | t5_2to41 | -28 | [deleted]: Because it's pretty fucking funny. If this happened to me and my girlfriend, we'd be laughing as well.
Desterix: Have it actually happen to you, then you can actually decide if it's funny or not.
[deleted]: Has it happened to you?
Desterix: Sort of. My friend got play doh stuck in their hair, and unlike the ... | 24 | -1.166667 | |
1420327619 | 1420384109 | t3_2r8xh7 | t5_2to41 | 326 | SpudnikOne: TIFU by giving my baby nephew a nickname.
So I've been taking care of my nephew for a while now. You know how babies look like potatoes when they are born? Well my nephew looks like the king of potatoes. He also kinda smells like a potato. His mom gave him a long, complicated name that I cannot for the life... | 10 | 32.6 | |
1420328239 | 1420330029 | t3_2r8yn4 | t5_2to41 | 0 | VEGETABLE_FART: TIFU by tickling my bro
My bro was crashing at my place last night, and just so you know we're like the tightest bro's you ever met we do everything together, lifting, squats, drinking energy drink, playing video games, everything. So anyways i was playing video games with my bro when i decided i'd go ... | 4 | 0 | |
1420328123 | 1420330265 | t3_2r8yg0 | t5_2to41 | 1 | Lazy_Physics_Student: TIFU by leaving my youtube account signed in at my gfs house.
She has four younger sisters, so now my main youtube page is all minecraft, minecraft parodies, katy perry songs, frozen songs, frozen game let's plays, and stampy, and that other guy that does minecraft lets plays.
It was a whole flip... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1420327905 | 1420362309 | t3_2r8y1a | t5_2to41 | 111 | [deleted]: TIFU while trying to maintain an erection in physics class.
This was a few years ago. I wouldn't have wanted to post it then if I had known about this sub because I am fairly confident that she was a Redditor. Here it is now, better late than never.
Picture yourself as a professor, teaching the class. You h... | 6 | 18.5 | |
1420328777 | 1420362187 | t3_2r8zl0 | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding (and simultaneously watching) my friend from high school's adult film...
I (27F) went to high school with said girl. We had a lot of the same classes and were friends throughout but lost touch after we graduated. A couple months ago, I noticed she had changed her FB name so naturally I peeked... | 7 | 7.857143 | |
1420328063 | 1420329695 | t3_2r8ybg | t5_2to41 | 2 | Chorizwing: TIFU By saying "your mom." to a girl whose mom past away.
This happened when I was In sixth grade. I was a really shy, overweight kid who dressed really bad and got picked on a lot. I had one friend who was also shy and got picked on ride the same bus as me so we often sat together. So one day this 7th gi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420308405 | 1420372062 | t3_2r7xfk | t5_2to41 | 13 | fierfek: TIFU by letting my Mom watch my son and nephew
This happened yesterday. My father in law usually watches my nephew when my sister in law has to work late. The other members of the family think our nephew is too much trouble to watch. My wife and i watch him and he behaves for us. When my son and him get togeth... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1420328589 | 1420345391 | t3_2r8z8q | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by packing my toothbrush
This happened when I was on my way to a convention. I rented a hotel room and my sis offered to help me bring up my luggage to the suite. I had quite a few bags and decided to grab a trolley. I placed my duffel bags strap on one of the hooks when my sis and I started to hear my ... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1420330943 | 1420408054 | t3_2r93ec | t5_2to41 | 34 | LetThemEatCake69: TIFU by watching porn
So I decided to take my ipod into the bathroom with me to listen to music on a Bluetooth speaker while I showered. Before I showered though I figured I'd rub one off real quick, so I pulled up some porn and turned it on, no sound, and started. Only as soon as I started I accident... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1420331676 | 1420353722 | t3_2r94nn | t5_2to41 | 9 | Throwaway99999912345: TIFU by giving my all in an LDR
So, let's just start it like this, it's going to be a big one team so bear with me!
I am in a relationship with somebody that is one year younger than me. We met on LoL and after a year of being friends things kind of sprouted from there. She was amazing and beauti... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1420331788 | 1420404714 | t3_2r94v6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by "playing" with a puffer fish
This actually happened around two years ago but I still feel pretty bad about it.
I was at my then-girlfriend's aunt and uncle's house being bored as shit while she babysat her cousins. Her youngest cousin was probably around four at this time and was super excited to sh... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1420332469 | 1420334809 | t3_2r9637 | t5_2to41 | 3 | justanotheroutsider: TIFU by getting arrested
I am what you would call a stoner. Weed helps me with a lot of my problems and today I was sentenced to probation. What this means is that I am required to get drug tested every week because I done fucked up. I was driving with four guys who had alcohol in the car and none ... | 3 | 1 | |
1420332429 | 1420334419 | t3_2r9616 | t5_2to41 | 4 | pollypain: TIFU by visiting friends in my home town.
Technically this was yesterday, but I'm still emotionally wrecked about it.
My best friends just had a baby, a little boy that we all thought was supposed to be a girl, even. I got the okay to come visit less than twelve hours before I was supposed to leave to do so... | 4 | 1 | |
1420333256 | 1422049290 | t3_2r97j7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | patriotjeff: TIFU By eating enough Holiday Oreos to, apparently, make my self sick, faint, fall down, and think I am vomiting blood
so yeah not sure entirely what happened at 4am last night, but I woke up and realized I felt incredibly nauseous. I had gone to bed about 4 hours earlier after having a beer and eating 7 o... | 8 | 3 | |
1420333077 | 1420345759 | t3_2r978h | t5_2to41 | 35 | DomonuT: TIFU by volunteering for a 'special assignment' at work
It has been bitterly cold at my job the past week but I didn't really care because I was on vacation. I got back today and decided to be a nice guy and volunteer for a special assignment. In the past, these have been easy things like running to the store ... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1420334432 | 1420437113 | t3_2r99mo | t5_2to41 | 10,232 | MotherFuckaJones89: TIFU by leaving my truck running while I ran into the gas station
My dog was inside. She stepped on the lock button. I am now in the parking lot waiting for my brother in law to arrive with my spare key.
RembrMe: Most gas stations sell laser pointers. You might have been able to use the laser pointe... | 15 | 682.133333 | |
1420334311 | 1420336713 | t3_2r99ev | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by complimenting a girl's butt and getting loudly berated in a Costco parking lot.
Throwaway, though I'm considering using it as a more regular secondary.
So every once in a long while (call it a blue moon), I take the opportunity to compliment a woman - as tastefully and inoffensively as I can - on th... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1420334921 | 1420460874 | t3_2r9ahu | t5_2to41 | 31 | CaptainKinzel: TIFU by eating a ghost pepper in class.
This happened a couple weeks ago, but I am a high school senior, and during one of the class lectures, this Hmong kid that sits next to me whispered to me. "Hey, you wanna try this? It's really good." He handed me a small looking pepper. It was mysterious, but I wa... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1420336436 | 1420341802 | t3_2r9d1n | t5_2to41 | 28 | sanzenbacher: TIFU by tripping a blind kid, and then accidentally kicking him in the face
This happened a few years ago ago. I'm 19 now, I was 17 then and I was at a charity walk for the blind, because my mom's boyfriend's mother has macular degeneration.
Anyway, I was walking, and I was playing with a white cane beca... | 4 | 7 | |
1420337077 | 1420388211 | t3_2r9e2q | t5_2to41 | 85 | marzipandancer: TIFU By holding a Super Bowl ring
On a flight from Denver to Orlando, sitting near the window, I prepared to listen to music and doze off for three and a half hours when a man sitting in the aisle reached across his wife (who was sitting in the middle) and said to me, "Have you ever seen one of these be... | 7 | 12.142857 | |
1420338054 | 1420370866 | t3_2r9foq | t5_2to41 | 2 | ScottPurchase: TIFU by accidentally fapping to a dead dude [NSFW]
I live on the second floor of a building that is right next to a sketchy bar. The rent is cheap, so I don't complain and it is relatively safe for me as long as I don't make eye contact with people outside of my door when I go for groceries. the clientel... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1420331945 | 1420354477 | t3_2r954p | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking on a $0.10 part
Some background : 2004 Saturn Ion, broken wiper transmission replaced myself yesterday - no big deal.
Was at the final step which is reattaching the wiper blades, but for some reason the nuts won't tighten fully - or enough to make the wipers work. Curious, I think. I ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420338557 | 1420385909 | t3_2r9gkd | t5_2to41 | 249 | [deleted]: TIFU By not getting the hint
So this actually happened a year ago, and it took me a couple weeks and my roommate to figure out how stupid I was.
So last year my roommate was having his girlfriend over for the weekend. His girlfriend didn't want to make the drive alone (it was like 6 or 7 hours), so she ask... | 7 | 35.571429 | |
1420341091 | 1420402239 | t3_2r9kse | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming it was ok to cum on my girlfriend's face
We've been dating for 2 years and shes made comments about it before leading me to believe it was ok. She was giving me a blowjob and i couldn't hold it any longer. When i came she ran out of the room and puked everywhere. She didn't talk to me for a... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1420341672 | 1420384857 | t3_2r9lqy | t5_2to41 | 18 | geriatric-gynecology: TIFU: by making a piss tornado of death
I recently decided to start the year right, and like any normal person, got a membership to a gym for the new year. The gym I go to has a lap pool with a square inlet to the side.
After having completing a heavy workout, I assumed the best thing I could do... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1420343143 | 1420377773 | t3_2r9o6x | t5_2to41 | 112 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating before giving a blowjob (NSFW)
As most TIFUs this did not happen today, rather it happened a few days ago on New Year's Eve.
So my boyfriend came over to my place to eat New Year's Eve dinner with my family, and I ate a *ton*. I'm serious. I scarfed up almost the whole table and then the dog.... | 5 | 22.4 | |
1420343312 | 1420344506 | t3_2r9ogk | t5_2to41 | 4 | browneyed23: TIFU by having pink eye.
TIFU by having pink eye. I've had pink eye for about a week now, so yes, I know that's a long time to have it. Well I was at Huddle House with my fiancé, and apparently the cops got called on us because people thought he was drunk which he wasn't; he takes an antidepressant that ma... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420343463 | 1420362714 | t3_2r9oor | t5_2to41 | 17 | Prid3: TIFU by buying a bunch of canned Chef Boyardee goods.
A few weeks ago my local Superstore was having a sale on Chef Boyardee products. I've never really tried the stuff before but I've seen commercials for it and figured that it'd be edible at the very least. Anyways, I decided to buy a bunch of them because, wh... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1420343651 | 1420419272 | t3_2r9oza | t5_2to41 | 17 | jsingh0928: TIFU by getting my dates mixed up
My boyfriend's mom bought me tickets to the Trans Siberian Orchestra show for my birthday. She spent roughly $150 on them so my we could go see them. My boyfriend and I were so pumped to see the show. I always wanted to see them since I was a kid. Heavy metal christmas m... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1420343692 | 1420384345 | t3_2r9p1o | t5_2to41 | 16 | fogelbar: TIFU by letting someone do laundry in my house
I just came home from a two week trip. While I was away, the woman who walks our dog and sometimes cleans our house asked if she could do laundry at my place since her washer broke. Of course I said that'd be fine.
I come home on the day I told her I'd be home a... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1420344751 | 1420348429 | t3_2r9qsm | t5_2to41 | 6 | JoseSuicidio: TIFU by being a new driver
As with most posts, this happened about two weeks ago.
So I'm a mid-twenties guy who just got his drivers license (I live in a city where it's not entirely necessary to have a car.)
I borrowed a very shady looking van from a friend to practice on while he was away.
So what do I ... | 3 | 2 | |
1420345226 | 1420356081 | t3_2r9rmr | t5_2to41 | 471 | Tea_shroomguru: TIFU by sleeping naked at school
This happened to me about 4 years ago (sophomore year in high school.)
Well I had just started delving into the world of marijuana and I loved it. My friends and I would get stoned on weekends and do stupid shit together regularly. One day my buddy brings a sack of wee... | 6 | 78.5 | |
1420347021 | 1420385317 | t3_2r9ulx | t5_2to41 | 4 | Werxes: TIFU by taking advice from the internet.
Nateacus: Did it hurt cutting it off?
Werxes: Nope. I didn't even feel it.
It was a bit tricky, since I had to tie some floss around it in order to pull it away from the skin. Awkward, but not painful. It did bleed quite a bit.
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1420346107 | 1420347596 | t3_2r9t60 | t5_2to41 | 11 | ThornHeartZero: TIFU By caddying a bridge game
So, this was actually a couple months ago, but I don't really think that anybody cares when it happened. You're all just probably here for the story.
To start off, my grandmother likes to play bridge. If you don't know what it is, (I barely do) it's a card game that from... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1420347521 | 1420349545 | t3_2r9ves | t5_2to41 | 13 | PantsPartyJ: TIFU by pooping in someone else's underwear.
This FU took place several years ago when I was an undergrad. Something was brought up in conversation a few days ago that reminded me of this moment, but due to the nature of what happened I had to wait until the weekend to post.
A bit of exposition here. My r... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1420350685 | 1420357222 | t3_2ra0ch | t5_2to41 | 9 | JackRosier: TIFU by leaving my KFC bucket close to one of my cats
This fuck up is of a friend of mine, she told me this:
Long story short. I bought a KFC Bucket and left it in the kitchen. Went upstairs looking for something and stayed there for some minutes. When I went back to the kitchen, well... It was a nightmare... | 3 | 3 | |
1420351662 | 1420354425 | t3_2ra1su | t5_2to41 | 3 | Bioluminesce: TIFU by having sex with a Xenomorph Queen
It was pretty unexpected, and I don't know why I chose to do it. But things got pretty intense very quickly as she and I layed down together. While watching Breaking Bad she rolled over on to me, I was still covered by our blanket. She started gyrating really viol... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420352094 | 1420405987 | t3_2ra2ik | t5_2to41 | 532 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off to the wrong person for years/being a pedophile?
Alright, so three years ago this new family moves in next door to us. I'm a typical horny 15 year old guy, and to my delight they had a smoking hot daughter around my age. So we a went over as a family and met them, I met the daughter, show... | 6 | 88.666667 | |
1420354461 | 1420357197 | t3_2ra5ph | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a shower
OK a little background information, im currently 15 and this happened about 5 days ago. I share a shower with 3 of my brothers 17/13/13, and i ALWAYS have the first showerso this could have ended up much worse than it did.
OK im in the shower doing shower things, just thinking and i f... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1420354753 | 1420356067 | t3_2ra61b | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend to fuck off.
Bonafy: I really suggest calling 1800flowers and having them deliver flowers for you.
timeistemporary: I might actually do this, or atleast look around online for florist shops near her area that deliver. Thank you for the suggestion!
Bonafy: Or whenever you can go... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420352935 | 1420519388 | t3_2ra3oj | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: Tifu by not clearing web history and outing accidentally outing myself, on two occasions. (NSFW I guess...)
As with a lot of other tifu posts, the first fuck up happened 4 years ago, and the second fuck up happened 3 and-a-half years ago. The first fuck up happened when I was in sixth grade (keep in mind tha... | 22 | 0.818182 | |
1420348797 | 1420389107 | t3_2r9xez | t5_2to41 | 78 | faceplanted: TIFU by making my sister destroy my iPod speaker.
All it took was Google translate.
...Well, not exactly google translate, the Google translate text-to-speech api, which is just as good.
So, I was sitting at home, as most people my age do on Saturday evenings when they have tons of friends and are the li... | 6 | 13 | |
1420354467 | 1420395319 | t3_2ra5pn | t5_2to41 | 7 | DankyJingletokes: TIFU by getting caught stoned and accidentally getting piss in my mouth.
I've been lurking around here for a while now and just thought about (finally) sharing this TIFU that happened a couple of years ago when I was still living with my mom.
First, a short background on my mother. She's an addictio... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420355198 | 1420357057 | t3_2ra6lc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating lasagna.
HeyYouAreCool: How bad did it smell?
_lucidity: Not at all actually, they were just loud!
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1420357344 | 1420358076 | t3_2ra97q | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: Tifu by making an account on myfreecams.com
Desterix: That blows.
Joeblow95: Yes and unfortunately most mfc models are money hungry whores. No offense if a model sees this and isn't a money hungry whore but from my experience they are.
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1420358654 | 1420744648 | t3_2raapu | t5_2to41 | 181 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being racist
I remember like it was yesterday, because it was. I've been working in the same little office supply store for almost 6 years now and never caused any real trouble for my managers. The store is located in the *south* and racism is still very alive in some of the backwoods areas aro... | 7 | 25.857143 |
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