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1420359402 | 1420374440 | t3_2rabiq | t5_2to41 | 8 | rektcertificate: TIFU by not losing my virginity
coolyc3: This...isnt really a fuck up.
rektcertificate: I didnt get my dick wet, so to me its a fuck up >.>
SilentOneBravo: yea, still not a fuck up.
| 4 | 2 | |
1420359623 | 1420436582 | t3_2rabq9 | t5_2to41 | 1,524 | giraffesfordays: TIFU by convincing my boyfriend to try anal play [NSFW]
Alright so a couple of months ago my boyfriend and I started talking about anal play. Not anal play with me (I am a female) but anal play with him. I have done this with guys before and wanted to experience this with him so I talked to him about i... | 10 | 152.4 | |
1420360200 | 1420362362 | t3_2racaq | t5_2to41 | 7 | Zikten: TIFU by accidentally taking double medication
I take 3 pills every day. I used to do it at 7 pm every evening. but recently I forgot to take them one night. and then when I realized it the next morning, decided to take that as an opportunity to switch to mornings. I had been wondering if it's better to do it th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420360573 | 1420362515 | t3_2racnn | t5_2to41 | 7 | The_Nigga_Turtle: TIFU by getting high and giving my dog a handy j
Veyron9190: Time to stop smoking..
The_Nigga_Turtle: I'll be sober a good while now don't worry haha
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420361122 | 1420366963 | t3_2rad6d | t5_2to41 | 9 | JordanAsshole: TIFU by farting at work
This just happened literally 15 minutes ago.
I work graveyard shift at a hotel and I got in at midnight. I get behind the desk and start talking with my coworker about the day and how many guests we have and usual work stuff. I felt a fart coming on, a pretty decent one as I'd ha... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1420362452 | 1420367790 | t3_2raeci | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my sister wear one of my shirts [NSFW]
I have sister who dresses kinda boyish and sometimes wears my shirt. Well today she asked me to borrow a shirt and so I told her yeah, sure..
When she got back home I noticed she was wearing the shirt I was using as a cumrag for a week. I havent told he... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1420361118 | 1420413247 | t3_2rad67 | t5_2to41 | 37 | SouthAussie94: TIFU by falling asleep
This actually happened today!
A little bit of context, I'm a student currently in the middle of my summer break. I'm choosing to spend to good chunk of it working in order to save some money so that I can travel. As such I'm working two jobs at moment.
It all began yesterday. It'... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1420362380 | 1420415091 | t3_2raeaf | t5_2to41 | 5 | whyhatetheplaya: TIFU by going to Florida
I am from Iceland. I have Mediterranean skin and I have never been close to the equator. I took a trip down to Miami Florida. I always thought that only those with pale skin got sun burnt; but I was WRONG! Didn't think I would need sunscreen. Hung out at the beach for couple ... | 5 | 1 | |
1420363607 | 1420364286 | t3_2rafb1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by drifting in a parking lot in the midst of a cop.
So this all went down bout an hour ago, the day was coming to an end and I decided, what the fuck, might as well end this Christmas break with a bang right? WRONG!
It was about 11:30 when i left a party to take some friends home, we got some taco bel... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420364250 | 1420407792 | t3_2rafvu | t5_2to41 | 257 | FartMasterPukeDick: TIFU by eating Taco Bell and McDonald's before giving my boyfriend head [NSFW]
My long distance boyfriend and I have been dating for about a year now and we were spending one final night together while I was home for break seeing as I have to leave tomorrow to head back to Minnesota.
Prior to seei... | 7 | 36.714286 | |
1420365090 | 1420376692 | t3_2ragk9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | wintertash: TIFU by not going with my boyfriend and his friends when they went out for drinks & dinner
My boyfriend has a drinking problem, although he would deny it to the end of the Earth. This evening was his birthday, and he'd made plans with some friends of his to get together at a local pub. It's sleeting out... | 4 | 2 | |
1420360021 | 1420384401 | t3_2rac4t | t5_2to41 | 6 | Lawrence303: TIFU by stopping in the HOV lane and nearly causing a horrible accident
My fiancee and I were driving home. The highway was covered with slush, and I couldn't clean the windshield because the wiper fluid sprayers were covered with snow. My fiancee suggested that I pull over so we could clear the wiper flui... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1420365747 | 1420367079 | t3_2rah40 | t5_2to41 | 18 | AuroraEve: TIFU by listening to my parents drunkenly argue.
So this just happened
So I was with my parents in the living room discussing my future vehicle (both of them are sobber during this part but just began to pound down shots). After about 30 minutes, it is kicking in, and they are arguing about being fat, and w... | 3 | 6 | |
1420368396 | 1420443415 | t3_2raj7e | t5_2to41 | 13 | MisterBob96: TIFU by watching "A Serbian Film"
The title should be self explanatory. As a guy who LOVES Tarantino, and other exaggerated gore and disturbing content, I realized how premature I was thinking this movie couldn't be SO bad, but it was...*so* bad. To justify to myself that I watched this...thing, I actually... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1420375288 | 1420396258 | t3_2raosq | t5_2to41 | 90 | kcro: TIFU by asking my SO how I rank
I am not a smart man.
She and I are very open with each other. We talk about literally everything, and count on each other to be 100% honest without sugar coating anything. As such, every so often if one of us needs to have a tough conversation with the other, this policy is ver... | 5 | 18 | |
1420374507 | 1420405754 | t3_2rao58 | t5_2to41 | 26 | wasabi324: TIFU by accidentally rubbing my toilet hands in a girls face
This was quite a while back but I remembered it today.
My brother and I were about to watch The Hobbit: BoTFA and we decide to go to the toilet which is outside of the cinema so we don't miss anything in case nature starts yodelling. We do our bus... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1420378703 | 1420574095 | t3_2raryk | t5_2to41 | 29 | strangemotives: TIFU by leaving my car running, and trusting my wife to handle my kid..
This was years ago, but a post here today reminded me of it and I thought I should share..
You see, my town has a decent liqour store, but the place where you park is on a slight uphill grade, with a steep hill between is and a CVS... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1420380164 | 1420380976 | t3_2ratgx | t5_2to41 | 26 | JuicyDuecre: TIFU by watching porn on my Mums Laptop
So, I was left alone in the house one day with nothing to do so I decided to watch TV. A few channel selections later and I found myself on the adult area. A rising occurred and before I knew it I had grabbed my Mums laptop (which was on the coffee table in front of ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1420380412 | 1420382599 | t3_2ratq5 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Gohomeyourdrunk: TIFU by making my date think I'm a slob.
Well, this happened last night but this is the first time I've had a chance to type.
So, last night me and a girl I've been talking to decided to get together and hang out at my place. We are still fairly nervous around one another because we have only been han... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1420383033 | 1420436387 | t3_2rawqo | t5_2to41 | 2,719 | Blunt_Wizard: TIFU by trying to download the new Hobbit
So this happened around 9:30 am where I'm from, or about 20 minutes ago. I was traipsing my merrily way along the internet (making my way downtown, walkin' fast, faces pass...) when I stumble apon a link for a torrent of the new Hobbit movie. I set it to download ... | 12 | 226.583333 | |
1420385223 | 1420676747 | t3_2razgt | t5_2to41 | 1,239 | FBIapproved: TIFU meeting my new neighbor. (Most intense experience I've had in a while!)
My SO and I were having drinks together, We don't normally drink but it was a very boring saturday night and we were having a fun time playing that mustache game where you tape a mustache onto your tv and whenever it perfectly lin... | 6 | 206.5 | |
1420382466 | 1420408141 | t3_2raw2n | t5_2to41 | 234 | liiimiiin: TIFU by being too determined in camp.
I'm using my sister's phone now to submit this post as I currently don't own a smartphone, but I thought I'd share this story.
I am a healthy fit 19 year old male enlisted for national service and I have begun serving for the past one month. My squad members and I go t... | 5 | 46.8 | |
1420387739 | 1420439679 | t3_2rb2s4 | t5_2to41 | 421 | Crabman3120: TIFU by offering to get something out of my friends car.
Okay so this actually happened about a year ago. So I was hanging out with a friend of mine at his apartment with two cute girls. We were already pretty drunk when someone suggested we play beer pong, the only problem was my friend had left the solo ... | 6 | 70.166667 | |
1420391501 | 1420408005 | t3_2rb8nx | t5_2to41 | 160 | Sam4295: TIFU by meeting the same paramedics twice in 4 days
Firstly, this has all happened since New Year's Eve to give an idea of how fucked my life is
Right, so on NYE I was driving on my way home from work along what is basically the only half-busy road near where I live when suddenly something came flying out of ... | 6 | 26.666667 | |
1420391704 | 1420403276 | t3_2rb90y | t5_2to41 | 6 | marissa_l_hackett: Tifu by having sex with my ex's best friend....
Tifu by having sex with my ex's best friend, he is gorgeous, and I invited him over new years eve to play pong with my family, he came over and stayed that night, well we finally went upstairs at like 7 in the morning, and we were making out things were... | 6 | 1 | |
1420392690 | 1420421248 | t3_2rbarb | t5_2to41 | 127 | Geeky07: TIFU by marrying a girl ( IN GAME )
So in this MMORPG called Mabinogi that I play I married this girl.Me and this girl started talking a lot and called on the phone.Somehow we got to the topic about how we both used to self harm then how we both have thought and/or are still thinking about running away.I told ... | 10 | 12.7 | |
1420390404 | 1420418769 | t3_2rb6su | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I am gay..
A little background:
I use anti depressants, they are mostly not a problem, no big side effects after reducing the amount from 10 mg to 5 mg (before that I had fights with friends and lose many friends.. luckily, we are friends again). My parents were gone for a week and I decide... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420392671 | 1420393261 | t3_2rbapz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating crabs
a little background information, i am Extremely allergic to shellfish.
I went to this chinese restaurant and got some crab rangoons along with my meal. Thinking that this is like any other chinese restaurant that uses cream cheese as the filling i piled up.
here comes the fuck up. I bit... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1420394102 | 1420483289 | t3_2rbd9b | t5_2to41 | 703 | elegaphant: TIFU by eating a whole container of cashews
So I absolutely love cashews it had been awhile since I had some. I ended up eating the whole container, yum!
So I am asleep in bed with my 3 month old daughter, and I literally shit myself awake. Oh god did it get on the baby? No so I transfer her to her crib an... | 9 | 78.111111 | |
1420393089 | 1420400009 | t3_2rbbgw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching a tree to slow down
This actually happened yesterday but I was too busy icing my finger to post.
So I am in Canada training to be a ski instructor and have my Level 2 exam on Monday. Yesterday we went for a bit of a free ski to work on skills before the exam and we ended up on a tiny little... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420397960 | 1420398286 | t3_2rbkbe | t5_2to41 | 14 | Theobrom: TIFU by getting way too drunk
This fuck up happened friday, i am posting it only now because i needed all the time i could get to recuperate.
I was out clubbing with my friends and originally planning to leave with the bus at 4. Well, around 3 i met some people from my village and we decide to catch a Taxi so... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1420391474 | 1420464148 | t3_2rb8ma | t5_2to41 | 5 | shunrencyber: TIFU by telling my friend to stop fucking up
friend got into a mess with his life, told him to get out before it gets worse and now he wont ever talk to me again because hes too deeply init that he forced himself to believe its the best time of his life
rjfrost18: is this a wife?
shunrencyber: no it was m... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1420398380 | 1420408642 | t3_2rbl4m | t5_2to41 | 59 | MGCW86: TIFU by coming to the airport 15 hours early.
I thought my flight leaves at 10:25 am, NOPE, 10:25 PM. I didn't realize this until after I had been waiting at the gate for an hour. So now I'm stuck here. Also, fml.
cards_dot_dll: You're not stuck there. You can get back in through security the same way you got i... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1420398866 | 1420419021 | t3_2rbm29 | t5_2to41 | 17 | malignantnarcissist4: TIFU by going outside while intoxicated by multiple substances
(I am quite the lightweight, just to clarify)
So a couple of months back was my friend's birthday who decided to invite a couple of friends (including myself) around to her house.
We all started drinking early in the night until some... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1420399282 | 1420447638 | t3_2rbmug | t5_2to41 | 31 | pwyc: TIFU by helping my little brother
So this was a while back, but I was sitting in my living room and my little brother asked me to tie his sweater sleeves behind his back. I do it and I see this guy attempt to charge himself at our sofa, but his foot got snagged on our living room rug. He face plants (hard) and I ... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1420400039 | 1420407659 | t3_2rboao | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: Tifu by playing The Book of Mormon soundtrack for my mom.
So a few months back my class went on a trip to the Book of Mormon. Me being the eager grade 10 I am, only read it was by the creators of South Park, and begged my parents to let me go. The willingly obliged and signed me up, thinking it was an educat... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1420401709 | 1420483414 | t3_2rbrj5 | t5_2to41 | 433 | SecureHandle: TIFU by spontaneously dating over Plenty of Fish
My date yesterday with Jackie will go down in my log as being probably the worst date I've ever been on. Even going back into my most awkward of awkward adolescent times, where my own lack of understanding of social protocol would tear asunder any hope for ... | 15 | 28.866667 | |
1420402263 | 1420448914 | t3_2rbsle | t5_2to41 | 27 | TheSpeedySloth2099: TIFU by pouring a glass of juice at a nice hotel.
TIFU by pouring myself a glass of juice at a nice hotel. Last night when I got to my hotel it was a little late so there were no parking spots available. I ended up having to park on the street for the night. This morning I woke up and poured myself ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1420380270 | 1420407076 | t3_2ratkf | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be funny
In the finest traditions of Reddit, this TIFU is actually a few years old. I bought a nice gadget - a portable bag sealer. Bit like a stapler, and as you squeeze it closed, the tips heat a plastic bag and welds it shut. Thought I'd try it out, and sealed a few practice bags, an... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1420403764 | 1420404348 | t3_2rbvi6 | t5_2to41 | 0 | TheGrieferXxx: TIFU By having sex in my new girlfriends bed
pilotdarko: Go get a cup of water and walk back in the room. Start to help out and "accidentally" spill the water where your fuck up is. It will hide the stain and force mom to wash it. Evidence disposal done. Next time just shoot it on her and avoid this who... | 3 | 0 | |
1420402531 | 1420416141 | t3_2rbt2p | t5_2to41 | 28 | oohyeahma: TIFU By tell my friends I ripped my girlfriends vagina.
So one night me and my girlfriend are having our normal rough sex. She likes it like that, and I don't mind doing that for her because she lets me fuck her. I was thinking and went to hard and tore the lower part of her vagina. Me being the genuinely wo... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1420404341 | 1420412187 | t3_2rbwlc | t5_2to41 | 70 | ireallydidntwantto-: TIFU by killing my friend's dog
So this happened yesterday and I haven't gotten a second of sleep since then. I just can't stop thinking about what happened.
Two days ago, I visited my friends house. I was there with a bunch of other guys, just hanging out, nothing too crazy. As I left home, I re... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1420404370 | 1420405844 | t3_2rbwn9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | tellor52: TIFU by answering the door shirtless to some cute mormons
Hyprsoda: Are you a boy or a girl? Also, did you show them your bedroom?
tellor52: I'm a boy. And no
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420405023 | 1420427354 | t3_2rbxw5 | t5_2to41 | 16,771 | Xarasystral: TIFU by telling my best friend of ten years my feelings for her.
Essentially, this started out just as me and a best friend hanging out like we usually do. I've always had a little thing for her the entire time that we have known each other, but I've just never really acted on it because we've always been ... | 17 | 986.529412 | |
1420405758 | 1420409844 | t3_2rbzen | t5_2to41 | 23 | yummy_phlegm: TIFU by pooping instead of farting in the shower.
This happened this morning but first a little back story. I had just got off work at about 11:00 pm on a Saturday from my lovely retail management job. I get a text from the roommate asking to pick up a lot of beer because he's having people over so I get ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1420406196 | 1420407671 | t3_2rc0as | t5_2to41 | 1 | Loser_gamer: TIFU by Meeting Ariana Grande on Omegle
Desterix: A throwaway for this? Hardly seems worth it.
Did the video go like this?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTQzsbXj_1A
There have been a lot of Ariana Grande Omegle pranks lately. Unless she answered your questions via video and not via typing, this was p... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1420404278 | 1420414996 | t3_2rbwgr | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by flipping of a poor kid
My family and i have been in spain for 2 weeks now and will be leaving soon. We decided to hire bikes 3 days ago and didn't really use them much so my brother and i decided to go around and find random places to race. He won most of the time being older and we got pretty tired.... | 4 | 5 | |
1420404769 | 1420426637 | t3_2rbxei | t5_2to41 | 8 | One_Original_Thought: TIFU by requesting off of work for the FIRST week in February.
Because the FIRST week doesn't include Valentines day and the second week does. (I did have the choice) I'm somehow now a shitty boyfriend who cares nothing about holidays and special things.
Today I fucked up.
Teotwawki69: No -- any... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420408220 | 1420422036 | t3_2rc4ap | t5_2to41 | 13 | trombonematrix43: TIFU by not talking to a girl.
So what else is new right? Lol. It's a short story. Went to a TD Bank to get some money. The ATM is broken. So I walk to the front desk of the bank to get my money and who is working the front desk but a gorgeous blonde woman. She was so nice to me and kept cracking joke... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1420408734 | 1420431190 | t3_2rc59f | t5_2to41 | 163 | blind_turkey: TIFU by masturbating with the door open
No throwaway because fuck it.
So this happened a few minutes ago and my shame is what's currently keeping me trapped in my room.
I live in a house with 5 other siblings, and my mother. So because of the constant flow of people coming and going, I NEVER have priva... | 7 | 23.285714 | |
1420410573 | 1420495657 | t3_2rc8p9 | t5_2to41 | 139 | bms5110: TIFU by bluetooth calling my mom while getting road head
This happened yesterday to be exact. I was in the car driving with my girl to a hockey game. I just got this bluetooth adapter that plugs into the aux in and gives you bluetooth in the car, and so you mount the multifunction button for it somewhere. I pu... | 7 | 19.857143 | |
1420410634 | 1420478415 | t3_2rc8ts | t5_2to41 | 128 | Okerla: TIFU by racing a undercover cop car
I am still in shock. I was standing in the biggest intersection in my town. It was about 03:00AM, and there were only a few cars on the road. The light turned red and I stopped. In the corner of my eye I see a black Volvo moving slowly forward.
Being a young guy with an old ... | 7 | 18.285714 | |
1420410751 | 1420412987 | t3_2rc929 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by facebook/reddit
hbomb101: Please actually make full first names. It's a huge inconvenience to the reader to have to try to identify people as single letters.
"N and Q were tired of L's shit, when it was actually..." " ...wait who the hell was L again? God damn it."
IamChantus: Also use different m... | 3 | 1 | |
1420411357 | 1420480990 | t3_2rca3v | t5_2to41 | 71 | lemonysoup: TIFU by flushing used condoms and condom wrappers down the toilet
So this actually happened about a week ago, but anyway:
I'm a student living at home with my parents while on winter break from my university. My SO, Michael, and I are long distance during the semester, so when we are finally together durin... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1420412018 | 1420416771 | t3_2rcbdd | t5_2to41 | 20 | Hello-Universe: TIFU By almost poisoning a newborn child.
I'm a painter. I was told to go to a tenants house to paint a bathroom vanity in gloss white paint. 2 hour job, easy enough.
after driving around for an hour realizing all the paint stores are closed because it is sunday, I go to a local hardware store. They on... | 5 | 4 | |
1420412761 | 1420418882 | t3_2rccpq | t5_2to41 | 72 | RamboaRed: TIFU by telling my potential employer, "OK I love you Bye-Bye."
That's it. I ended the interview in that awkward fashion. Damn the holidays! And who interviews a guy on a Sunday! F*uck!
RamboaRed: That's it. I fucked up by ending an impromptu interview with, "OK, I love you, Bu-Bye." Ten minutes ago. F*UCK!!... | 4 | 18 | |
1420409723 | 1420468619 | t3_2rc77s | t5_2to41 | 14 | Maschinegewehr: TIFU by eating two jalapeñas
I was looking through some posts on this subreddit when i ended up reading one about a dude and his ghost pepper dilemma, which reminded about something that happened with me.
So, this dates back from my early high school years. My spanish teacher was going to leave back to... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1420413688 | 1420422842 | t3_2rcehi | t5_2to41 | 6 | SteepHyperspace: TIFU by drinking my own urine
This happened when I was about 8 (about eight years ago).
I was in computing class and really needed to piss. I tried holding it but my little 8 year-old bladder couldn't last until lunch. So I asked the teacher to leave for the bog and exited the classroom. I sprinted alo... | 3 | 2 | |
1420415482 | 1420417318 | t3_2rchq9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Bluebasoon: TIFU by setting my car on fire
So I'm a paper salesman. My job is to drive around Southern California in my shitty company car and try to get local businesses to buy our brand of paper. The car is an old station wagon that once got rear-ended, so the back lights had to get fixed which left some exposed wiri... | 3 | 4 | |
1420415317 | 1420466348 | t3_2rchgg | t5_2to41 | 23 | LongJohnMcWood: TIFU by masterbating in friend's shower...
So at my friend's place, and his GF is there, and I sure do have the hots for her. So we had just just gotten back from the beach (surfing) and I went to take a shower.
Thoughts of his GF popped in my head, and other things started popping up too (literally... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1420418137 | 1420418815 | t3_2rcm2i | t5_2to41 | 8 | cp3fc: TIFU by getting drunk
TIFU
So I'm 18, in my first year at uni in the UK and getting drunk is a regular occurrence, but normally the consequences of my drinking aren't as bad as they were back in November last year. This is multiple TIFUs in one:
So the night began with a 2 litre bottle of frosty jacks (a 2.5% c... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420418557 | 1420496171 | t3_2rcmf4 | t5_2to41 | 852 | Too_Legit_To_Outwit: TIFU by letting a cute gamer girl try my N64.
So I'm an avid N64 collector and sometimes when I get too much stuff I sell a few off.
Today, someone contacted me to get some controllers.
First and foremost, I didn't know it was a girl until she arrived to my house to pick up. Thank god I had gone ... | 9 | 94.666667 | |
1420418342 | 1420420872 | t3_2rcm6v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by formatting my hard drive with baby pictures and other data
My so asked me to see what was going on and to reinstall windows. The machine was reading drives then not. I got confused. I thought I had the right drive in. I did not. 1.5 to of data. Years of data.
I am using ease us data recovery wizard... | 4 | 1 | |
1420418792 | 1420808295 | t3_2rcmw2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | hailthedragonmaster: TIFU by procrastinating
I have a 7 page biology paper due tomorrow by 11:59 pm. I have 3 paragraphs.
I have an English essay due first mod tomorrow. Nothing done so far.
And I also have a math packet due second mod tomorrow. Also nothing.
...
Fuck.
Noodletank: I feel like that since commenting ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420417612 | 1420421052 | t3_2rclc6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Lolnyancatss: TIFU by masturbating with "energizing lotion"
My girlfriend left town for 4 hours and I haven't "gotten any" in a week, and wanted to relive myself so I masturbated with lotion. I picked up the bottle rubbed it on and started. 5-10 minutes later my dick starts feeling like it's burning or something. This ... | 3 | 2 | |
1420421619 | 1420429389 | t3_2rcs6k | t5_2to41 | 34 | CynicaGaming: TIFU by sending my ex-girlfriend a letter she took as a threat on her life.
So, here is the story. Be me, with girlfriend of 3 months. I am on the way home from work, 6:00AM in the morning, call her up and ask if it is alright if I come over, she subtly agrees, but seem perturbed. I get to her house, gree... | 10 | 3.4 | |
1420422054 | 1420422301 | t3_2rct1r | t5_2to41 | 90 | sanzenbacher: TIFU by not wearing a belt
This happened in October. I'm a high school senior. I woke up late that morning so I just threw some clothes on and got out of the house. I usually wear a belt but I had no time. I was hanging out with two friends in the hallway outside of where the English classes are and I pla... | 3 | 30 | |
1420421665 | 1420597642 | t3_2rcsa3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | IDidIt4TehLulz: TIFU by drinking too much on my 21st birthday
Well I just turned 21 (YAY) and went out to go drinking with a friend at a party last night. The goal was to not get too drunk because today I was supposed to start on my 2 day drive to go back to school. To cut down on costs, I have a friend that lives alon... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420423738 | 1420482162 | t3_2rcwbe | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: TIFU: By fingering one of my best friends
Okay Reddit, so today I fucked up.
Exposition: A female friend of mine and I (male) are hanging out in. She has had a bad history of depression, cutting, and promiscuity. She'd been having a rough couple days so we agree to hang out. It is a cold winter day. After d... | 5 | 19.8 | |
1420424312 | 1420425004 | t3_2rcxd7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | SWEJO: TIFU by watching the first episode of Game of Thrones
No epic fuckup here, but it's annoying and happened just now. For several years now a great portion of my friends plus the internet have been telling me that I "just HAVE to see this show, you're gonna love it!". So today I signed up for HBO online, pressed p... | 3 | 8 | |
1420424126 | 1420424783 | t3_2rcx12 | t5_2to41 | 15 | GrilledCheezus71: TIFU by sharting my pants mid service/sale at work.
So don't hate me, but this happened Friday. Though I am still processing the series of events. Buckle up, because this is a long post.
I work at a high end, luxury car dealership/service center in a very rich city of the United States. I work in the... | 3 | 5 | |
1420424807 | 1420438126 | t3_2rcy8h | t5_2to41 | 130 | whymewhyme1: TIFU by telling my best friend in grad school she looked cute.
This happened 3 days before Christmas, but I need to get it off my chest (obviously a throwaway). I am an electrical engineering master's student with 1 semester to go. In grad school, I made a best friend with whom I study and hang out. Before... | 14 | 9.285714 | |
1420419967 | 1425617419 | t3_2rcp3e | t5_2to41 | 56 | practicalguy: TIFU by eating too much weed
This happened on Saturday night. It is now Monday where I am and I was in no position to be writing when this happened.
My younger brother gave me about a gram of weed. I use weed recreationally, not much at all, maybe a joint or two each week.
For some reason I had the ide... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1420425410 | 1420441948 | t3_2rczdz | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing on my spouse
I own these sweet "comfy pants," kind of mix between sweat pants and fleece. I have this nifty trick when I go to pee that I just grab the waistband and my boxers and flop out there, all "hands free" to pee. Well my spouse was waiting to use the bathroom after me, and I suppose sh... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1420425720 | 1420428524 | t3_2rczy9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | ozurdin: TIFU by stepping in dog poop
so this this a short one i cant do those ridiculous 5 paragraph things. so this was a few months ago normal day was doin some car work in the yard and hit the one of the bombs the dogs do. I of course did not notice this enough i kinda kicked it off and thought i was in the clear. ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420426686 | 1420449330 | t3_2rd1ni | t5_2to41 | 18 | TheSicks: TIFU by sleeping with a younger chick.
Maybe I'm just generalizing by saying age has anything to do with this. I'm 6 years older than this girl, but she is of legal age. Anyways, here goes.
I invited this girl I work with over to hang out with me. Maybe was the first mistake. Don't shit where you eat. We ha... | 3 | 6 | |
1420427135 | 1420428721 | t3_2rd2gg | t5_2to41 | 13 | LeslieNY: TIFU by telling my best friend of 6 years I love him
Sooooo... I have been friends with this guy since 2009 when we met on the first day of uni and I always thought of him as a friend, nothing more. We have always been so close that everyone in school assumed we were dating. Our families and friends teased us... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1420427332 | 1420467937 | t3_2rd2sw | t5_2to41 | 724 | [deleted]: TIFU by first having sex with my best friends older sister
Well, it wasn't really today, it was new years eve, but still.
At any rate. One of my best friends and I were arranging the evening. First dinner at my place, then his sister (who is crazy hot btw) was hosting a party with her friends and she had i... | 13 | 55.692308 | |
1420427793 | 1420437368 | t3_2rd3lq | t5_2to41 | 10 | VictorVanguard: TIFU by trusting Sony
I'd like to preface this by saying I'm an iPhone user. I've been an iPhone user for many years and have always enjoyed their devices. That being said, I was a little bit disappointed by the specifications on their latest iteration of their iPhone.
With the recent birth of my daug... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1420427176 | 1420459775 | t3_2rd2j3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating with chopsticks
Today, I was eating some sushi. I put some extremely spicy sauce (700,000 scouville units) on it. I put the chopsticks to my mouth, holding my head back as to drop it in my mouth. I dropped it right over my eye, and the sauce got into my eye. It hurts and stings very bad. My ri... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1420427226 | 1420464435 | t3_2rd2md | t5_2to41 | 19 | Nuck_Chorris_eve: TIFU By accidentally buying my friend reddit gold
So my friend made a reddit post, and I had just bought a creddit which is essentially a pre paid month of reddit gold credit that can be given at any time.
I wanted to gild it, pressed the give gold button and then pressed the pay with creddits button... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1420428273 | 1420436794 | t3_2rd4gx | t5_2to41 | 11 | Firebeats121: Tifu by giving a gift to a friend/coworker/crush
Alright first off I'd like to point out I don't gift much especially to a girl, but today was different. I am also the kind of person that if I try something and it went bad, I will not do it again. This happened today by the way. Let's begin!!
Apologies i... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1420428405 | 1420435297 | t3_2rd4om | t5_2to41 | 6 | DatMiguel: TIFU by having a midnight kiss with my best mate
This happened on NYE, me and a group was at a club, my friend and I are both single and are both male, so it came to midnight I was drunk and we kissed at midnight, nothing serious just like a kiss on the lips we thought it was for bants. Next thing I know I g... | 3 | 2 | |
1420429786 | 1420505918 | t3_2rd74u | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanking my willy
Last night my girlfriend texted me and suggested that we further our relationship and have sex. I got so excited, but I had never done it before, so I became nervous and started doing research.
After a few text messages to friends and some internet surfing, I realized that a lot ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420430344 | 1420446730 | t3_2rd842 | t5_2to41 | 23 | MasterDan118: TIFU by Letting a Shiny Wild Pokemon Commit Suicide
This happened last December, but I just remembered it again right now. So I am searching for a match of Dota 2 with the boys and naturally the wait time would take like 5 minutes. I decide to grind my Pokemon's levels with my copy of X for online play an... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1420430509 | 1420431003 | t3_2rd8fe | t5_2to41 | 2 | callmeroo: TIFU by missing second round interview
Desterix: Bad call. Have any other interviews lined up?
callmeroo: Nothing yet...I thought it went well during the first round that i stopped applying
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420425893 | 1420431998 | t3_2rd09b | t5_2to41 | 8 | SkinThatSmokeWagon: TIFU by eating a giant glob of wasabi.
We ordered sushi. Lots of good stuff. Many rolls on the plate. I put a few globs of wasabi around my plate to access if I needed them. Then I had two dragon roll pieces left. Each of them was covered in an avocado. I see a green piece that I thought was a... | 4 | 2 | |
1420429575 | 1420462178 | t3_2rd6r5 | t5_2to41 | 75 | Whateverwhatever9: TIFU by making my mom think my friend and I were having lesbian sex.
My mom is always kind of uncomfortable with me going over to my friend's house, since I'm lesbian and she's bisexual. She's always suspicious that I'm dating my friend, but we're just friends and she has a girlfriend.
So my friend... | 5 | 15 | |
1420427879 | 1420491340 | t3_2rd3r5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | blacktrout225: TIFU by having cold hands.
This happened about two or three hours ago.
Two thinks to keep in mind:
* So I get cold hands here and there, probably because we have a wood stove to heat the house.
* I'm 6'1" ^go^/r/tall 170lb. So I'm pretty big
I digress, So I go down stairs and wander into my living r... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420427778 | 1420523345 | t3_2rd3l3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | matt_how: TIFU by sending a message while taking a piss.
So this just happened 20 mins ago. This FU might not be as big as some of the others posted here but yeah just thought it'll be fun to submit one.
So basically my best friends(lets call him Jack) birthday is coming up this week and his uni mates and I have been ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420433126 | 1420435754 | t3_2rdcyb | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by treating a worker like an idiot and being racist at the same time
This was back in June, in Windhoek, Namibia.
My family had just gone shopping at Woolworths, and I got this really fuzzy blanket that measures 250cm x 270cm. Jackpot! It is the best thing I've ever gotten for N 440, and I'm currentl... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1420430282 | 1420436668 | t3_2rd80l | t5_2to41 | 6 | newarsenic: TIFU by trying to cut my own hair
Codename13: lol, now you can practice the comb-over for when you start balding!
newarsenic: Scary part is I'm 15 and that's when my dad started balding. My mom's gonna see it and think I'm balding
Firelordsusan: Plot twist: You're actually balding.
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1420434910 | 1420437230 | t3_2rdfyh | t5_2to41 | 28 | noneshallpants: TIFU by using my reusable shopping bag for more than just shopping
Trader Joe's, 6 PM rush, in a disposable-bag-ban town, and I'm checking out and making small talk with my cashier. The store is absolutely slammed and I've got to lean in to even hear what he's saying. He's a sweetheart - such a big grin... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1420436288 | 1420559549 | t3_2rdi81 | t5_2to41 | 1,278 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my professor borrow my laptop
This happened this past Friday.
I arrived to my lecture a little earlier than usual and found a seat. My professor announces that the software that he's going to use for the lecture requires a Windows machine (He uses a Mac) and asks if anybody is willing to let ... | 13 | 98.307692 | |
1420437280 | 1420443565 | t3_2rdjsh | t5_2to41 | 183 | kneecockblock: TIFU by being cock-blocked by my own legs
Last night i had been out at a concert with a few friends when we saw two rather attractive girls wearing matching hats. After drunkenly shouting the innovative pick-up line "Hey I like your hats", the girls came and talked to us and we hit it off with them, with... | 6 | 30.5 | |
1420437101 | 1420440681 | t3_2rdjjb | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by Telling My Mom I Love Yaoi
This was actually a couple of years ago. I was in high school, and had just been introduced to yaoi. Now, at the time I was writing a lot of fanfiction. I LOVED pairing my favorite characters together. My fan fiction was pretty decent, and considering I had nothing better t... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1420391233 | 1422563901 | t3_2rb87t | t5_2to41 | 2 | bird_boot: TIFU when my family came to visit me in Tahoe.
My mom and I have been planning for her and my family to come see me in Tahoe for a night for about a month now. We had a hotel room booked and everything was going to be awesome. We all went out, had dinner and gambled, it was a great time. Then later that ni... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420438963 | 1420449259 | t3_2rdmfp | t5_2to41 | 30 | lynchk15: TIFU by drying myself off
A little back-story: I have a very good relationship with my younger brother. We're very close, both currently seniors in high school and for the most part we get along well. I like him a lot but unfortunately he is a slob. He leaves clothes everywhere around his room and generally... | 3 | 10 | |
1420439978 | 1420478902 | t3_2rdnwp | t5_2to41 | 14 | DabDastic: tifu and showed my boss a picture of my daughter
Opened my messages app on my phone to show her the pictures my girlfriend sent me of our daughter. Without thinking the last picture I sent her was a picture of my dick. I swiped one to many to the left.
Hope this is appropriate content for this sub. Always ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1420440673 | 1420442145 | t3_2rdovd | t5_2to41 | 4 | Dumbstruck738: TIFU by walking in on my sister
hbomb101: I think you're story needs to be longer to do that whole thing you just did. It hadn't hooked me and held my attention long enough for you to really Rick-Roll me like that.
TIFUthebestSubreddit: Did you notice my post right below this? I'm not asking you to give... | 4 | 1 |
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