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1421880060 | 1421882040 | t3_2t80gk | t5_2to41 | 13 | housem8throw: TIFU by falling in love with my housemate
little background first: We've been living together for the past 3 years and she is pretty much my best friend, we spend a lot of time together just generally hanging out, watching netflix etc. Many of our mutual friends refer to us an old married couple. It's all... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421880286 | 1421881288 | t3_2t80z5 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Denvermax31: TIFU by returning a lost drivers license
This fuck up did happen today. Last monday night I whent to a show, leaving the show im half drunk and I find a driver's license on the floor. I decided to take it and drop it off in a mail box so it can get to its owner. I even posted in /r/orangeCounty in hopes th... | 4 | 11 | |
1421879848 | 1421886842 | t3_2t7zzr | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high at school
So before I make the obvious 'HIGH-school pun', let me give some context. First of all i'm a 14 year old guy, and only recently discovered the glories of alcohol, and read online somewhere that you can get pretty fucked up by drinking Roba-Tussin (which is a cough syrup type me... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421878660 | 1421906061 | t3_2t7xgl | t5_2to41 | 10 | mindlessmason: TIFU by Calling my Hot professor old
To give you a setting I am a Journalism major currently sitting in front of the teacher I called old last semester. I am that guy who sits in class and reads manga or reddit because i'm not interested in what she's talking about (I've already read the text book). My t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421881667 | 1421888652 | t3_2t841t | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU I caught my girlfriend and sister cheating with the same person
So today I got back from L.A and arrived one day early. I went ahead and rented a rental car so I could surprise my girlfriend. So I pulled up noticing that a car was there I didn't recognize.
I walked around back to make sure no one was ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1421881747 | 1421883229 | t3_2t847n | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a black guy that I'm not a criminal lawyer
I'm a recent law school graduate working as an associate lawyer in a small civil litigation firm. We do civil work (i.e. contracts, wills, the occasional divorce case, etc.), and not criminal law. Anyway, today I had to go down to the courthouse to... | 3 | 4 | |
1421882857 | 1421883112 | t3_2t86qp | t5_2to41 | 17 | passwordispassword28: TIFU by asking out a girl during lab
Since the beginning of the spring semester I've been talking to this girl daily and I thought she was taking an interest to me. She'd occasionally text first, laughed at my jokes, and took a general liking to my stories. She asked me if I wanted to be her lab p... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1421883019 | 1421883937 | t3_2t8737 | t5_2to41 | 5 | finalmantisy83: TIFU by being honest with my Dad.
So, here I am, reading a speech for a school assignment, and my Dad calls me downstairs. I go to the middle of the stairs and stick my head out the side like I usually do. The observant might point out that I did this in order to remain as far away as possible while sti... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421876056 | 1421909061 | t3_2t7rke | t5_2to41 | 3 | shhhhhhhhx: TIFU MISREPRESENTATION
TIFU. Like most TIFU posts mine didn't actually happen today but rather a few weeks ago.
Well this is my first post so please don't hate!
Well this all starts on the beach, I saw this awesome looking crab (whom we shall call crusty crab) which was dying and i showed my SO. Anyway la... | 3 | 1 | |
1421883047 | 1421887191 | t3_2t875b | t5_2to41 | 191 | chemwiener: TIFU by chemically fusing my penis shut [NSFW, NSFL]
TheBumPirate: I am sooooooo glad I'm a dry guy.
Spot646: Dry guy aaaaand a Bum Pirate? Jesus fuck...
TheBumPirate: Bite the pillow baby I'm going in dry.
Spot646: Busted hemorrhoids- all the lube I need,
For my cock you must conceed,
That the only war... | 7 | 27.285714 | |
1421883475 | 1421883868 | t3_2t883l | t5_2to41 | 5 | Arrianus: TIFU by leaving school early
So first you're going to need a little background. I get to school pretty early in the morning in order to get a good parking spot right next to school. Yesterday it was a nice warm 60 degrees, so I assumed it'd be warm out again today and only wore a sweatshirt. It wasn't, it s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421883727 | 1421890952 | t3_2t88o6 | t5_2to41 | 48 | throwaway13040r0r4: TIFU by trusting my friend with my /u/ to my reddit. He took all of the information and any time I have come to reddit looking for advice on depression or etc. and plastered it all around school and on social networks
fuck
I mean I never cared much for Karma, but having to delete a 4+ year account.... | 4 | 12 | |
1421883356 | 1421884319 | t3_2t87tz | t5_2to41 | 1 | Wizard-San: TIFU by taking a drug test
I recently applied for a really nice job as a host at a youth camp. The job is pretty much just leading around groups of children and church groups (Normally school groups, but the position I applied for is weekends so it's every group EXCEPT for the education groups) and making s... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1421884073 | 1421885405 | t3_2t89en | t5_2to41 | 4 | DirewolfKhaleesi: TIFU by doing the dishes...
A glass broke while my hand was inside... now I'm getting stitches... and the waiting room is chalked full of people with the flu. This is the most awful day I've had in a while... I quit life.
TheBumPirate: It could be worse, there are people in Africa that wake up with E... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421884526 | 1421949003 | t3_2t8acu | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by Snapchatting an underwater video of me farting in the bath
About a month ago my contract run out and i decided to treat myself to an Xperia Z3 phone. Its a great phone and to me the waterproof feature is one of the best things about it. My last phones microphone broke when i split some water onto it ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1421884837 | 1421904951 | t3_2t8azp | t5_2to41 | 16 | qwerty12qwerty: TIFU by letting a girl leave over her toothbrush for convenience.
Next thing I know her contact solution showed up, then some clothes. Now basically her whole house is inside of my apartment and she stays over every night. Oops
Titaniumdeath74: What you are experiencing is called a " Relationship ". Th... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1421885550 | 1421896380 | t3_2t8cl9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | WeepingAngel_: TIFU by going into a hottub with higher than normal chemicals and pretty much burned off all my hair.
Ya so that happened. I still have some hair where it was the thickest before, but other than that I am almost as smooth as a little boy. My legs right now are fucking crazy smooth. The good thing for ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421886494 | 1421894914 | t3_2t8elv | t5_2to41 | 3,127 | Finkk: TIFU by getting hooked on /u/MyLifeSuxNow 's story
Finkk: I don't even care if it was real or not. I just really want to know how this whole thing ends. I'm in shock right now!
[deleted]: Heres how it ends: OP laughs as he crashed reddit several times, finishes his homework, then goes to bed because its a sch... | 11 | 284.272727 | |
1421886853 | 1422211461 | t3_2t8feh | t5_2to41 | 2,088 | [deleted]: TIFU [META] Why /u/MyLifeSuxNow Updates Got Deleted
Long story short, it was removed because of the disclaimer /u/MyLifeSuxNow put in the posts today.
In the disclaimer, /u/MyLifeSuxNow said no one was allowed to to do anything with his story without his expressed permission, which is self-promotion and sel... | 16 | 130.5 | |
1421883055 | 1421968154 | t3_2t8762 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Finyon: TIFU by shipping with a "wimpy box"
Just a little background first. I sell on Amazon, and over Christmas I received a new computer case from my parents. Now that I have a new one, I just had an old one laying around. So I decided to sell it on Amazon and just make a quick buck.
The case went to a guy in Minnes... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421888574 | 1421888968 | t3_2t8j2l | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading only some of Part 3 of the Jenny trilogy
Vonkilington: Part 1 https://i.imgur.com/WmAFsMP.jpg
Part 1 continued https://i.imgur.com/jQxwSLF.jpg
Part 2 https://i.imgur.com/9mszUXi.png
Part 3 https://i.imgur.com/a5FThwi.jpg
SOME OF PART 3 was not captured in pictures. It is as follows:
(5:... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421888533 | 1432858856 | t3_2t8izq | t5_2to41 | 5 | MyLifeReallySuxNow: TIFU by Having my Wife Surveilled
Patterns_On_A_Screen: I'm really sorry to hear about this OP. I hope you keep us updated though. And to be honest, it doesn't sound like you have a happy and healthy marriage to begin with (i.e. "no sex in 4 months"), so maybe this is a positive thing. Still shitty... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1421888656 | 1422070491 | t3_2t8ja6 | t5_2to41 | 190 | DaLB53: TIFU by getting a cheesesteak and losing my girlfriend
So this happened a few months ago. My girlfriend and I had been dating for 7 months before we both headed to different colleges in different states, but we were determined to make it work. Fast forward about a month and I get asked by my friend (who is a gi... | 7 | 27.142857 | |
1421888682 | 1421889100 | t3_2t8jc6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | SwagCpt: Tifu by waiting to read the "Jenny story"...
MardyBum98: Anyone know why it's gone?
TheDeadLikeMe: The disclaimer he put at the end yesterday
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421888126 | 1421899758 | t3_2t8i4h | t5_2to41 | 5 | cheats47: TIFU by browsing reddit on my smart watch in class.
so... Today in language arts I was on my smartwatch on reddit. I saw a text post on /r/cringe and went to check it out. I tap on it and cover my watch with my sleeve while I wait for it to load and do some work... What I didn't know that I tapped the post un... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421889352 | 1421890405 | t3_2t8krb | t5_2to41 | 4 | MyLifeSuksMoreNow: TIFU by leaving my laptop open and unsecured while Jenny was home.
bullshque: Bullshit
sjt646: what did this ass hole say?
bullshque: Claimed to be original jenny victim and that she had discovered his reddit post so he made a new account.
| 4 | 1 | |
1421889354 | 1422015982 | t3_2t8krg | t5_2to41 | 27 | titaniumjew: TIFU by using snapchat
So im 17 and go to high school (i know, burn me at the stake).
Anyway i met a girl online and we have been flirting. Eventually it got to the point where we were sending each other the dirty. Everything was going great today as we sent each other questionable photos. As i was ready... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1421888880 | 1421893439 | t3_2t8jrq | t5_2to41 | 17 | MenacingVitamin: TIFU by taking chocolate-covered pretzels to bed with me, while being absolutely exhausted.
I don't even remember falling asleep.
This is what I woke up with [under my head](http://i.imgur.com/YhE8WpE.png).
Still delicious, though!
Waldopemersonjones: Am I the only one here who immediately thought "... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1421889008 | 1421903399 | t3_2t8k1x | t5_2to41 | 17 | maliciousdestruction: TIFU by standing in a bar hallway waiting for the restroom.
By today I mean 1:00 am last Saturday. (Things have been pretty nuts). I'm at a bar with three other friends (we'll call them Brad, Stephanie, and Julie) after attending a mutual friend's birthday party at a bowling alley. I'm one beer in... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1421889510 | 1422023710 | t3_2t8l33 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Kayenorth1996: TIFU by saying nothing
Well, this is my first reddit post so sorry if it's not great or funny, I just need to vent lol.
So I have for some reason always had trouble with girls and I'm at age 15 right now. I'm not sure why, I'm actually kinda attractive and I'm not weird. I'm chill and fun to be around. ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1421890173 | 1421917635 | t3_2t8mhv | t5_2to41 | 33 | ImTreasure: TIFU by not reading the guy getting cheated on's story....
I heard all about it but I FUCKING MISSED IT! It's gone!
Edit: Anyone wanna send a TL;DR my way?
Kulturvultur: Yeah what's happening? I read season one and two and now feel a bit duped of a solid ending. What's going on Reddit??
Sarcasticpig: Jenny... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1421889309 | 1421981373 | t3_2t8ko3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Betteroffsingle: TIFU: Losing my mind, going crazy and fighting my way back. Still a little crazy.
As a new person to this site, I am not ready to get into all that has made me crazy. Today, I am random thinking all over the place.
I have had accounts with a few sites but FB seems to be the one I communicate through.... | 4 | 1 | |
1421881573 | 1421892792 | t3_2t83uh | t5_2to41 | 10 | newby2: TIFU by riding to fast on motorcycle (X-post from r/Tinder
First of all, i would like to apoligize for any spelling/grammer mistakes, english is not my first language.
So this didn't happen today, and i hope you can forgive me for that.
Well then, it happened this summer. I was a 20 years old at that time, an... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421891432 | 1421893061 | t3_2t8p0n | t5_2to41 | 6 | bobby_ice: TIFU - Ruining my first relationship...
Whelp after 21 years of living on earth I finally have a girlfriend and had my first official kiss. Yupp that's right "21" f**king years. Why did it take this long? Well I certainly have no damn clue, except for the fact that I'm an idiot. Anyways, I met this girl on a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421891581 | 1421906595 | t3_2t8pb5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Read2MeHelenKeller: TIFU when trying to be nice and only helped someone I dislike
I run a retail store for my university. Today, we were lined up to the door, and everyone was frantic because it was that ten minute gap between classes. A girl approached the counter very distraught and became further embarrassed when ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421891846 | 1421893301 | t3_2t8pup | t5_2to41 | 7 | GoodbyeandThankYou: [FINAL GOODBYE] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me.
Firebrandy: Definetely worse than Lost seasons final.
And now I feel like being in the darkness.
Mandy814: Afuckingmen!
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421892285 | 1421988250 | t3_2t8qry | t5_2to41 | 17 | CEtavLo: TIFU by hooking up with a not so "divorced" guy.
He didn't have a ring, we've been doing this for a few months now. And today i over heard him talking about his "wife". I've known him for almost a year now. We met thru a mutual friend but i never met the "wife" or "ex-wife." Ive heard stories about it. I know ... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1421893114 | 1421898305 | t3_2t8shw | t5_2to41 | 20 | J-Accuse-Ronald: TIFU by accusing my girlfriend of cheating
I was with my girlfriend one day and we're about to have sex. I notice four red crescent marks on each butt cheek. Immediately my mind goes to when we were together last, her being completely missing the night before because her "phone was dead". All I can thi... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1421894360 | 1421948870 | t3_2t8v09 | t5_2to41 | 10 | phantomhatsyndrome: TIFU by smoking
TIFU. Like 3 hours ago.
When I was a bit younger I was a pack-a-day kind of guy. It bugged my girlfriend to no end, but we had a credo of sorts. "Can't rag on the other for a habit they had before we got together." Fast-forward to now, six years later.
I have "quit" smoking. ... | 5 | 2 | |
1421892313 | 1421895446 | t3_2t8qtz | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my bedroom door open
This happened a few hours ago. I was playing GTA online with a friend when he said he was going to eat, but would be leaving his console on. I thought it would be a good idea to take a shower while he was gone because I didn't want to play alone. So, I head up to my bathr... | 3 | 6 | |
1421893940 | 1421955511 | t3_2t8u5y | t5_2to41 | 275 | IfukONthe1stDATE: TIFU by meeting a girl off of POF
So after reading the Tinder date story, I thought I would share my fuck up from when I first started online dating.
I met this girl on POF and we hit it off pretty well. We chatted and texted for a few days and finally decided to meet.
We ended up meeting at her ... | 8 | 34.375 | |
1421894426 | 1421898573 | t3_2t8v54 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Carmelia4: TIFU by letting my husband see how vulnerable I am
I know that may sound strange because he's my husband and he should be one of the few people in the world that I trust to be vulnerable around, and I agree. However, my situation has never been ideal in that aspect. My husband respects and responds to my co... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1421895520 | 1421897609 | t3_2t8xaf | t5_2to41 | 19 | kevjanx: TIFU by peeing on a hobo
A little background first: I have an extremely small bladder. So going to the bathroom once an hour is a completely common occurrence for me, even if I haven’t had much to drink. So earlier today, I went out for lunch to get Korean barbeque with my girl and a couple of friends and w... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1421894303 | 1421944866 | t3_2t8uwk | t5_2to41 | 22 | DatGuyThemick: [Update Post]Tifu by tackling a customer.
As requested, here is thel update post.
First part is [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2t419z/tifu_by_tackling_a_customer/).
For the lazy, yesterday two customers at the Wal-Mart I worked at became involved in a fight. One of the gentlemen connecte... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1421894526 | 1421973335 | t3_2t8vcc | t5_2to41 | 28 | loveshotwings: TIFU by doing a hotwing eating contest. Also nsfw
TIFU; Well, this was several months ago, but I just discovered Reddit so here it goes.
I was at this restaurant in Ventura and they had this contest to eat these hot wings that are coated in ghost pepper, chili pepper, habaneros, chipotle and some other... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1421895853 | 1421898727 | t3_2t8xz0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | saifstfu: TIFU by accidentally calling my girlfriend fat
Happened this afternoon, *sigh*. I don't get to see my girlfriend often so when she visits my apartment she likes to put on a shirt of mine just to "feel cozy", cool, whatever, right? She puts on an old work shirt I had from working a college night for my univers... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421887475 | 1421958629 | t3_2t8grw | t5_2to41 | 14 | PM_ME_SPACE_PICS: TIFU by lending my ex my gameboy
Not today but many months ago when I was with my ex, so I guess it's a mmaifu(many months ago I fucked up)
One day when I was hanging with my then girlfriend, I showed her my video game system collection( I own 26 systems), it's my pride and joy; there's days I just s... | 7 | 2 | |
1421896139 | 1421930060 | t3_2t8yjj | t5_2to41 | 45 | D3adshadows: TIFU and got myself hooked on reddit
So I basically stumbled onto the worst thing that has ever happened to me.... reddit. I was already very easy distracted, and now I find it all but impossible for me to do anything but surf reddit. Its seriously becoming an issue. I have anatomy and physiology homework ... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1421894004 | 1421961500 | t3_2t8uan | t5_2to41 | 845 | sportyspicefit: TIFU by inhaling ACV
holdenscott: > Did you know you pee yourself when you think you're dying? Neither did I.
Running to toilet to avoid pissing self. Glad you're okay, and thanks for the laugh!
ISNT_A_NOVELTY: Sorry to have to tell you this, but you're dying.
scarecrowblash: You have ass cancer. ... | 11 | 76.818182 | |
1421895613 | 1421957261 | t3_2t8xhg | t5_2to41 | 6 | Zulumar: TIFU by bungling my 10 year wedding anniversary
I've been trolling Reddit for a while, mostly reading all the ama posts, but I felt the need for whatever reason to share this with y'all.
Today is my 10 year wedding anniversary. My wife and I have had our challenges, but it has been a mostly good ride. And s... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421894263 | 1421905405 | t3_2t8utl | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming a Korean man was Japanese.
Not as bad as most things I've seen on this sub, this is actually very tame, but I was embarrassed as hell.
So I've been living in Japan for about a year now and have picked up a little bit of Japanese, which I like to use while I'm out if I can. My wife and I wen... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1421896997 | 1421899200 | t3_2t9085 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a white American getting caught by Mexican girl's dad naked with his daughter on his living room couch...in Mexico.
ContrarySnivy: Bulma? Bubbles? I take it you're a fellow DBZ fan?
snowcrunchies: Yessir
ContrarySnivy: Awesome. lol
Papa Mexico should have been Dr. Brief.
TheDarkNEET: Police O... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1421896514 | 1421898880 | t3_2t8zar | t5_2to41 | 6 | shoc1: TIFU by dating a bitch
el_crunz: Sounds like a healthy relationship, you should definitely try to pull this thing out of the mud.
CaptMcAllister: If you can't listen to /u/el_crunz for relationship advice, who CAN you listen to?
el_crunz: No one, that's who! Well, maybe you. Thanks /u/CaptMcAllister.
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1421895925 | 1421903981 | t3_2t8y3y | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by acting emotionally at my retail job.
TL;dr at bottom. It's a long story, I apologize, but I have no way to condense it without giving the whole thing context.
So I'm a straight male working a retail job. I decided against staying in my previous major in my university and wanted to switch programs, s... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1421896264 | 1421899782 | t3_2t8ysv | t5_2to41 | -7 | [deleted]: TIFU by pranking my friend in technology
This fuck-up is in fairly pristine condition, so prepare yourselves for my first and hopefully my last TIFU post.
*For confidentiality purposes, Friend=Harper*
Friend is having trouble with Microsoft Word, so he goes up to ask teacher to help him. Evil p... | 3 | -2.333333 | |
1421897103 | 1422061609 | t3_2t90fy | t5_2to41 | 6 | chasingthunder: TIFU By Cashing A Check For A Customer.
EDIT: I have to take this down because of a pending lawsuit. Awesome.
Try_To_Understand86: Go to your employer, apologize, inform him that you will be going to the other employer to verbally apologize and take full responsibility. It is not only a proper and matur... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421898250 | 1421960755 | t3_2t92p2 | t5_2to41 | 192 | LordofWhalez: TIFU by sneezing while I was peeing.
I got pee in my mouth. Dont ask me how, I am not a physicist
MeatTornadoLove: Internet has ruined me. I'm sitting here thinking this may be about sneezing while on period and a Jackson Pollock painting
LordofWhalez: Sadly, i dont shed my uterine lining through my peni... | 9 | 21.333333 | |
1421894145 | 1421924403 | t3_2t8ulb | t5_2to41 | 6 | trampabroad: TIFU by wearing Jeans to work
This one's pretty short and sweet. No sex or poop involved, sorry.
At the moment I'm on the lookout for new jobs. I sent a resume to one friendly place and they set me an interview for Thursday, Jan. 29th. Great!
Wake up this morning, get dressed in jeans and a sweater becau... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421897580 | 1421898896 | t3_2t91e1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Canamcrue: TIFU by using my snow blower to destroy my keys!
Well I was having a good day, no problems or issues at work. When I got home I realized that it had snowed well where I lived (a suburb of Detroit, MI), so I decided to go fire up the snow blower and do the driveway and the sidewalk areas. Well just about when... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421898523 | 1421898941 | t3_2t937h | t5_2to41 | 3 | Apanzee: TIFU by changing my friends name on his iPhone
This morning, I thought it would be funny to make Siri call my friend, 'Big Daddy.' I changed his info, and tested it to make sure it worked. I proceeded to laugh maniacally, and went about the day pretending nothing happened.
Eventually, it happened. Siri calle... | 3 | 1 | |
1421898879 | 1421899022 | t3_2t93vm | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing where to post this question.
What happened to the posts about the man finding out that his wife Jenny was cheating on him? I have been keeping up with them from the beginning and am honestly kind of upset there gone... :( I NEED CLOSURE.
Justinsipod3: Check this out http://www.reddit.com/... | 3 | 1 | |
1421896504 | 1421900033 | t3_2t8za1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | phonephixa: TIFU by fixing phones
Reddit, I decided to start fixing phones. I bought some broken phones off Craigslist and fixed the fuck out of them, then sold them...awesome I'm doing great! I find a galaxy s2 under my couch. I remembered it was one of my old phones I was letting my recently exed girlfriend use. All... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421899639 | 1421900228 | t3_2t95aa | t5_2to41 | 16 | Failonabus: (TIFU) So im on a bus...
So, on a crosscountry bus. You know, those long drives where you can't do anything but shift in your seat for the 3 day ride. Here I am, on a bus full of people texting away, listening to music, sleeping, etc.
ReRewind a few hours to breakfast where i have a choice of food, pasta f... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1421899827 | 1426362198 | t3_2t95n3 | t5_2to41 | 38 | AtomicEggRoll: TIFU by accidentally slapping a girl's ass in class.
Flashback to 4th Grade (2004). I know, it's not today. But it's as fresh in my mind today as it was the day it happened. Moving on...
I was a shy kid. So shy in fact, that my teachers thought I was fucking mute because I never talked. As I got older, ... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1421900794 | 1421902499 | t3_2t97ee | t5_2to41 | 37 | jasperachnid: TIFU by explaining our return policy to a customer
**Edit: our store policy hasnt changed in 30 years, clearly we've done something right.
*Edit: customer threatened to take to yelp and other social media platforms to bad mouth my store. Boss is not mad at me.
A little bit of background: I work in a sma... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1421901511 | 1422015910 | t3_2t98n0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | mostgentlegiant: TIFU by trying to defend myself with a sledge hammer
This happened a couple of weeks ago while I was driving back home from work. Its something like 40 km through the city so I usually stay in the express lanes until i have to get off the highway near my exit. That usually involves changing about 7 lan... | 6 | 2 | |
1421901037 | 1421952365 | t3_2t97u4 | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU by going down on my GF then washing my face with gasoline.
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TorinoCobra070: First of all, that sucks man. That must have felt terrible. And you're right, gasoline smell clings to everything forever.
Next, why did your sister have a water bottle full of gas in her car??!
Bmeimz: I dont think it was g... | 10 | 8.5 | |
1421901929 | 1421902979 | t3_2t99ef | t5_2to41 | 34 | Parrotsandcarrots: TIFU by leading my sister to believe I'm gay
I was born and raised in a Christian household, therefore my entire family are Christians (except my brother but that's a long story). This evening I was talking to my sister in her room and I accidentally let is slip that I am pro-choice. She is pro-life.... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1421900685 | 1421943395 | t3_2t9773 | t5_2to41 | 10 | wellshoooot: TIFU by submitting the wrong cover letter
I've been wanting to re-locate back to my beloved college town for quite some time. My current job is with a great company with great people but the cost of living around here is too high and I've been missing the outdoorsy wonderland that is my college town. It's ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421903098 | 1421905305 | t3_2t9bey | t5_2to41 | 9 | Lostcole10: TIFU by changing my underwear
This happened to me today.
I got home from school today and went into my room to do some homework and listen to music in bed. After putting on the classic song "Watermelon pussy" by Filthy Frank, I lay down in bed. Now I often wear compression shorts to school so by dick doesn'... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421902937 | 1421903390 | t3_2t9b3s | t5_2to41 | 5 | PM_ME_YOUR_SISTER_: TIFU by bidding on a Katana sword from eBay.
So basically I have been researching Katanas for a history project and I got curious and logged into my eBay to see what they had for swords. Turns out there are a lot. I looked through them not interested in buying one because they were all $200+ so I ju... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421903437 | 1422261355 | t3_2t9c14 | t5_2to41 | 121 | superbowlbettor: TIFU by betting ten times what I meant to on the Super Bowl
I was making a bet on the Seahawks online and I accidentally hit the zero key one more time that I meant to (I meant to bet $500). I'm trying to figure out how to change it now but if I can't and Seattle loses I might have to get another job.
... | 6 | 20.166667 | |
1421903051 | 1421938136 | t3_2t9bbp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a blind guy for a description
TIFU...well it wasn't really today. I read a post on here that reminded me of an embarrassment I made about a year ago.
I was out at a bar trivia night with my boyfriend and seven other people. One of those people happened to be blind.
Now, he's not completely... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421903479 | 1421991440 | t3_2t9c3l | t5_2to41 | 628 | Omelette-King: TIFU: Interviewer found my Deviantart
So I'm sitting in an interview (graphic designer) with a company's management team. They want to overhaul the look of their brand - and I'm in the running for the contract-to-hire position. After looking through the portfolio of recent work I brought them, the CMO sa... | 9 | 69.777778 | |
1421903734 | 1421953597 | t3_2t9cgx | t5_2to41 | 10 | euphman1: TIFU by bragging to a friend about a girl
This happened earlier today. I had a class today and my instructor told us to get a phone number of someone else in the class. So I turned around to the girl behind me and got her number like I was supposed to. Well my friend had recently been pushing me to get a g... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1421902653 | 1421904207 | t3_2t9amf | t5_2to41 | 3 | WolfCreekBum: TIFU by not knowing snapchat sent notifications of screen shots!
I probably look like such a creep! I've even SS silly ones from friends and some from women I just starting to date.
Someone please kill me now. How could I be so dense?
App deleted!
ImNotEvenReal: Lmao! Usually snapping silly ones woul... | 3 | 1 | |
1421903460 | 1421942418 | t3_2t9c2m | t5_2to41 | 5 | 1celo12: TIFU by drinking
So a little bit about myself. I go to a boarding school somewhere on earth. Its very small so word gets around quickly I've been here for all of my highschool career. I'm a senior now. My time here has shown me two things. I'm a fuck up. And that math I amazing.
It started my junior year. I w... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421904543 | 1421917926 | t3_2t9ds1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | uhyeahreally: TIFU by dreaming about eggs.
So I dreamt that I had bought eggs and went to the fridge and I already had loads.
Today I didn't buy eggs because I half-remembered there being eggs. There aren't any- it was a dream. Since when did my dreams get so mundane they could be mistake for reality?!!!!
agent_scully2... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421904999 | 1422037030 | t3_2t9eiq | t5_2to41 | 3,074 | harknes: Tifu by joking with my roommate.
I (27 year old male) live with a close female(29 year old) friend of mine. I have known her all my life and she is like family.
I came down for breakfast this morning and my roommate made a joke about interrupting my masturbating for eggs and bacon. It was funny. I laughe... | 14 | 219.571429 | |
1421905194 | 1422136643 | t3_2t9eue | t5_2to41 | 11 | weirdoragnething: TIFU by sneezing blood all over my cubicle
I work in a pretty busy call center that has literally the driest air ever. Today, I was halfway through a call when I felt the urge to sneeze. I muted the call to sneeze quickly before the customer realized I wasn't there. Nothing new. Do it all the time. Ho... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421905662 | 1421954844 | t3_2t9fjm | t5_2to41 | 10 | NvonJ: TIFU by going swimming with my iPhone 6 plus 128gb.
So until today I was having a great holiday on Hawaii. But no I had take my phone swimming with me. Beautiful black sand beach nice weather perfect day on the big island. BYE BYE 1500 NZD.
TL/DR: Forgot to take out my iPhone 6 plus out of my shorts before going... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1421905833 | 1421906896 | t3_2t9fst | t5_2to41 | 16 | ThisHasNoMeaning: TIFU by helping someone with a broken arm.
I was minding my own business in my apartment, when I heard blood curdling screams from next door. I'm friendly with my neighbor, we look out for each other, I went in (the door was slightly open). BLOOD EVERYWHERE. My neighbor was in the bathroom, he h... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1421904051 | 1421949468 | t3_2t9cz4 | t5_2to41 | 258 | zomgfruitbunnies: TIFU by copying what happens in movies.
And I'm back with another subway TIFU from China.
Chinese subways are typically very crowded during rush hours, so no matter how shaky things get people don't ever fall over because one would just end up leaning against another body. With Chinese New Year just... | 6 | 43 | |
1421906043 | 1421907985 | t3_2t9g3w | t5_2to41 | 7 | Truthyspeaker: TIFU by overthinking things
I've had a crush on this girl for a really long time, a couple of months, and I've gotten pretty comfortable hanging out with her and texting her. But out of no where she stopped responding to me yesterday, didn't think anything of it figured she was busy at work. So, today I ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421905790 | 1421916394 | t3_2t9fqp | t5_2to41 | 38 | kwenkun: TIFU by inquiring co-worker about northern lights
Live in northern Canada and happen about a week ago. While waiting for bus in very early morning, I saw faint green light beam in the sky. I am not quite sure if I am seeing what I think it is, so I decided to ask co-worker if that is northern light.
But Psssh... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1421906343 | 1421909957 | t3_2t9glj | t5_2to41 | 4 | LLL83: TIFU when I told my friend I'm catching feelings for him
And we don't need to keep having sex because I'm catching feelings... His birthday is tomorrow and I should have waited to have that discussion. He sound like I hurt his feelings. He said But I'm not going anywhere. Ma I fuck with you and only you. Wow wha... | 4 | 1 | |
1421906407 | 1424614427 | t3_2t9gop | t5_2to41 | 7 | Aris123456789: TIFU by Hopping out of the Moving Car
I went out with a guy tonight, and it was a bit awkward but nothing you wouldn't expect from a first hangout with someone you're attracted to. We went for a drive, as I'm new to the city he'd offered to take me on a mini-tour. Anyway, we ended up somewhere quiet and ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1421909349 | 1421915594 | t3_2t9kya | t5_2to41 | 11 | ilandemsy: TIFU by teaching my 9 y.o. son how to punch properly
My son is 9 y.o. and continuously runs around the house screaming in fear because his smaller brother (who is 7 y.o) is chasing him like the animal that he is. It's fair to say that his little brother is a total maniac, but still, it's really annoying that... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1421909684 | 1421923780 | t3_2t9lfl | t5_2to41 | 11 | Chosler88: TIFU by losing a complete collection of Animorphs, my favorite series as a kid and a collection I was hoping to pass on to my future children.
My wife and I moved into a new house two years ago with a large separate building in the back. Basically, the perfect game room once we were finished fixing it up.
T... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421909551 | 1422146056 | t3_2t9l9d | t5_2to41 | 16 | Celeste1334: TIFU by stumbling across the Jenny story
TIFU when I came across a link to a story early this morning about a man who had discovered his wife, Jenny, was cheating on him. After staring at my phone for over an hour reading all 3 parts of the story, I was hooked. I was hooked on the story and worst of all I ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1421912135 | 1421920572 | t3_2t9okf | t5_2to41 | 16 | LoQueSigue: TIFU by not holding the door open
So, today a gorgeous tall man said hello to me in the elevator. I awkwardly responded Hi, wondering why such an attractive male was speaking to me, especially considering he was interrupting his conversation with his friend to do so. I was leaving my lab for the day and wa... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1421912014 | 1421933270 | t3_2t9odr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my brother feed my Gecko
So my older brother wanted to feed my leopard gecko, I was being nice and thought okay cool he can help me with that really easy task..
I go to my bed and leave my brother with Rex (my gecko) next thing I know I hear my brother screaming.
Turns out he wanted to play... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421913336 | 1421916307 | t3_2t9pyl | t5_2to41 | 0 | killadv: TIFU by losing my virginity. Possibly NSFW
DrRehabMonsterReborn: u shudda tried to break her engagement up.
killadv: For what reason? I never contacted the guy because I felt bad. After I learned she was engaged, I think we still continued doing things. I felt like a real scumbag later.
Besides, It would ... | 5 | 0 | |
1421913608 | 1421976404 | t3_2t9q9w | t5_2to41 | -564 | BinaryFormatter: TIFU, actually no... the mods fucked up by deleting MyLifeSuxNow posts
fritzly: lol!
BinaryFormatter: It's actually not funny at all.
fritzly: its hilarious.
You're an idiot.
BinaryFormatter: Yup I'm an idiot, then again, I'm not the one who so completely failed at interpreting reddit's rules. The... | 22 | -25.636364 | |
1421909731 | 1421920347 | t3_2t9lhw | t5_2to41 | 82 | Immoralism: TIFU by complimenting a kid
This happened around 3 years ago in Yellowstone National Park. If you ever been there you know that it gets extremely crowded during pre-sunset as everyone is trying to escape the primitive nature and return to their wifi havens. As we were stuck in traffic, I see this dad and hi... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1421913281 | 1421915495 | t3_2t9pvn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing ice at someone when he said he wanted to chill.
me and my friend Ankit party together, on saturday Ankit pays bill and on sunday me but on sunday i forgot the wallet but by chance we met Shiru friend of ankit so we told shiru ''u party with us and pay the bill we both will throw you a party ... | 3 | 1 | |
1421912693 | 1421940447 | t3_2t9p7m | t5_2to41 | 10 | MrFoolsDay: TIFU by feeling sick
So today, after my wife had gotten out of the shower, she needed some help untangling her hair. (Her hair is very long and hard for her to reach in some places, also likes to get tangled for no reason). I was laying down and rested my hand on my stomach, putting on a pitiful grimace, in... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421913241 | 1421925448 | t3_2t9puj | t5_2to41 | 6 | phelps420: TIFU with my roommate by watching an Episode of how I met your mother
So my roommate and I enjoy watching sitcoms on Netflix; The League, etc.... We were watching an Episode of How I Met Your Mother about how Robin and Marshall share a toothbrush. Ted then realizes that for a whole semester he accidently sha... | 3 | 2 | |
1421909275 | 1422510265 | t3_2t9ku8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by needing a home.
I'm in my first year university and I got into residence during my second semester. During first semester it was hard to find friends to live with because no one really know how I lived, I guess. (or people don't really like me... that's probably it)
And so once I moved into residence... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421915574 | 1422036094 | t3_2t9si9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my cousin "not even your mom" would love you as I conditionally as a dog. My aunt passed away almost 3 months ago.
Today at lunch time my cousin gave me a ride home. I usually have lunch at work so she was curious and asked why I was going home. I explained that I needed time alone and I coul... | 3 | 1 |
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