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1421801861 | 1422140955 | t3_2t47pw | t5_2to41 | 3 | Whotella: TIFU by swallowing a mouthful of saw dust.
Basically I was in my Tech Class, I went to the sander to sand a piece of wood I sing silently when I'm bored, I turn the machine on when I was singing and all the saw dust went into my mouth. It took me 2 hours to get the taste of cedar out of my mouth. Boom short a... | 3 | 1 | |
1421915616 | 1421919092 | t3_2t9sjx | t5_2to41 | 50 | TomNookStoleMyLife: TIFU by leaving my bedroom door open when I went to work (NSFW)
tfyuhjnbgf: Say it was a prank gift someone bought you.
orlanthi: And there was more than one in on the joke...and you just opened the boxes to fit them in the trash better...
tfyuhjnbgf: Make it more complicated saying you had to open... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1421916974 | 1421921786 | t3_2t9twr | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting the guy I really like incarcerated.
Throw-away because I think he knows my reddit username. Well I started seeing this guy, we're both in high school, I'm 16, he's 18, and I wanted to kinda speed things up a little by taking him to the Sadie Hawkins dance at my school. For those of you who do... | 14 | 1.071429 | |
1421904057 | 1421982290 | t3_2t9cze | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaker bottle
Today I decided that I was tired of drinking regular old protein shakes (just water and protein powder). I thought that it would be an excellent idea to mix the protein powder with something that would add more flavor. So, fueled by sheer determination and the good idea fairy, I brewed ... | 7 | 2 | |
1421919094 | 1421949027 | t3_2t9w0a | t5_2to41 | 197 | aars3000: TIFU by forgetting who I was talking to...
So, this actually happened a few years ago, but being new to this, I thought I would post it as it changed me and my Grandma's relationship forever!
Back story: I've always been real close with my Grandparents. I used to go to there house every other day and sit wit... | 7 | 28.142857 | |
1421918739 | 1422015956 | t3_2t9vod | t5_2to41 | 23 | mistakenbelief: TIFU by believing my girlfriend could have a purely platonic friendship with another man
You know the drill. Longtime lurker, first time poster. This didn't happen today, but it's a fuck up I only realised when it was too late.
About 10 months ago I started seeing a girl. We had met 6 months earlier wh... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1421919496 | 1421921162 | t3_2t9wfj | t5_2to41 | 17 | -Holmer13-: TIFU by creating a travel group on FB for the people I travel to Australia with tomorrow
Hi r/tifu
Today I really screwed up and made a fool of myself.
To explain the situation, I am a student at the Niels Brock IBB college in Copenhagen. Tomorrow I travel with 40 other students to the Gold Coast in Aust... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1421919753 | 1421929100 | t3_2t9wox | t5_2to41 | 7 | navinbane: TIFU by getting the average male size wrong
So I live with two roommates and all three of us are guys. During dinner (we sometimes eat together) one of them brought up the topic of male genitalia size. Oh great, every high school boy's favourite thing to talk about!
Somewhere I had read that the average siz... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421921334 | 1421938487 | t3_2t9y7o | t5_2to41 | 8 | dr_cray_pinchit: TIFU by desperately trying to hide the fact that I was high from my mother.
One time when I was a teenager, I came home one night after having a spliff, my mother was extremely anal about me being high so I always made sure she was asleep before I went into the house to go to my room.
So this time... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1421921227 | 1421974258 | t3_2t9y3q | t5_2to41 | 60 | Bowser914: TIFU by using the bathroom at work
Didn't think I would be writing one of these but here I am...
This happened a few minutes ago, and I am still blushing.
I decided not to take my usual morning dump at home since I was in a rush and needed to get to the office for a very important morning meeting...Big Mis... | 8 | 7.5 | |
1421922558 | 1421944360 | t3_2t9zft | t5_2to41 | 32 | UsernameIsTooLongTo: TIFU by eating soup on a cold night
This happened a while back. I was working an extra job in data collection. The job entails many different types of data gathering, most are during the day, but then one day I was asked if I wanted to collect data on drunk drivers. This meant that I would be drivi... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1421924062 | 1421947050 | t3_2ta0uf | t5_2to41 | 246 | cymn: TIFU by forgetting my friend's dad has died
So my friend's dad has died from Leukemia last week. Funny me sent [this](http://i.imgur.com/TGy1Esi.jpg) to my friends in whatsapp including him.
**tl;dr:** I am a dick
KennstahBeatzYT: This isn't funny in any context. I'm seldom one to assert my morals, but this is j... | 4 | 61.5 | |
1421924372 | 1421932901 | t3_2ta14v | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jayde88: Tifu by letting my husband tell me how it is
My husband is not the type of person to talk to about feelings and today was a day when he decided it was good to tell me how it is, I have been talking and talking about us having sex more because TBH once a week is just not cutting it and it is making us so distan... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1421925295 | 1421940251 | t3_2ta21v | t5_2to41 | 355 | Mackesmilian: TIFU by reaching a level of friendzone unknown to mankind
LaughingAtIdiots: Let me make something crystal clear chief. Man to boy talk here.
There is NO SUCH THING AS THE FRIEND ZONE.
She is NOT attracted to you. YOU are not entitled to her being attracted to you just because you're a FRIEND/NICE to he... | 9 | 39.444444 | |
1421925873 | 1421926501 | t3_2ta2mf | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend.
reddit, i fucked up really bad. ive been cheating on my girlfriend for almost 10 months and i just came clean yesterday. she's devastated, and because of it my entire world is crumbling around me. i dont deserve any sympathy, this is my own damn fault. i fucked up really ba... | 3 | 1 | |
1421925225 | 1421930201 | t3_2ta1zu | t5_2to41 | 7 | AlfredBadTouch: TIFU by trying to mimic a football (soccer) legend.
Well firstly, I must apologise for the timing of my post, as my fuck up occurred in 2012.
I was in my last year at secondary school and it was the time of year where British students take their GCSE's before going on to college later in the year. I wo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421925097 | 1421929681 | t3_2ta1vf | t5_2to41 | 10 | abra5umente: TIFU by laughing while taking a shot
Happened about a year ago, but eh.
Was a friend's new house for his house warming party. I had gotten there late as I was driving back from visiting family.
By the time I had arrived the party was in full swing, drunk people everywhere. So, as any early 20s person wo... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421926720 | 1421960141 | t3_2ta3hi | t5_2to41 | 1,047 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending a picture of a hard penis to my mother's work along with school notes asking her to print them for me.Second tifu by having a colleague bring the printed erection to her office.fml
I asked a classmate to send me notes from our calculus class since I was ill and couldn't go to sch... | 12 | 87.25 | |
1421928330 | 1421958607 | t3_2ta55j | t5_2to41 | 159 | urmummaisaputta: TIFU by calling my girlfriends mum a whore in spanish.
Sup reddit, long-time lurker here (be nice :D), and yes this happened today, about 4 hours ago
Backstory; been seeing her for about a month, her whole family moved to australia when she was two from colombia, she is 18 now and im 19 ( a story abou... | 8 | 19.875 | |
1421923905 | 1421948663 | t3_2ta0oy | t5_2to41 | 26 | Xperiencedsyd: TIFU by telling my SO about 2 guys 1 horse
So im staying at my SO's place and she was browsing tumblr and saw a drink dispenser with a woman on it looked like it was pouring drink out her ass.
Anywho; she said oh that reminds me of two girls one cup: I said I couldnt eat soft serve ice cream for weeks af... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1421929192 | 1421941187 | t3_2ta61h | t5_2to41 | 3 | gina_szanboti: TIFU by trying to be a good WAZE user... maybe...
TL;DR: I tried to report a cop's location that was about 1 mile away from my new home. Cop shows up shortly there after and follows me for 10-15 minutes before pulling me over for an expired tag, that wasn't expired.
I recently started riding a motorcycl... | 3 | 1 | |
1421929723 | 1421942094 | t3_2ta6le | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by keeping my iPod in my friend's locker
So, I've been friends with this guy for about 7 - 8 years. We both love the same music and shit and we're the closest of friends.
I brought my iPod to school today. It's one of those really chunky ones, yes, it's the classic iPod. These beasts have been disconti... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421931288 | 1421989710 | t3_2ta8f4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by smashing my ex best friends laptop!
I'm going to start off by telling you all that this girl is a damn monster! She is a user. She will befriend people who she can get things out of and berates and bullies almost every single person she knows, ever her own family. It's disgusting.
She even had the a... | 11 | 0.272727 | |
1421932458 | 1421938442 | t3_2ta9wl | t5_2to41 | 22 | clacytx: TIFU by snooping through my girlfriends phone.
I know I shouldn't have. But I noticed her password was different so I thought she was hiding something from me. I entered her PIN and it works. Sure enough I see texts from her ex.
That has me on edge but I wasn't tripping. But I decided to look further. I saw t... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1421933395 | 1421941097 | t3_2tab5n | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by choosing alevel ICT
ForgedToBecome: I visited it - and I sure navigated the hell outta it!
First I was like this is pretty cool. Then saw the dodgy font, the Audrey Hepburn, the missing menu! Oh the horror :'(
Pretty WTF random stock images stuff there. Made me lol.
helen-182: I know absolutely ri... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421933924 | 1421936791 | t3_2tabxh | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming all men are cheaters
Back story.... my ex cheated on me a few months ago with my best fucking friend and I just started seeing this other guy.....
So, this guy I've been seeing, we'll call him Tom, and my good friend Sarah have a class together. They've met like once or twice before..whatev... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1421928320 | 1421943193 | t3_2ta55c | t5_2to41 | 238 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking into the wrong apartment at my university
Oh boy, this is one for the books. This literally happened a couple hours ago and my mind is still reeling from my own stupidity.
Before I start, let me explain that I live on a section of my university's campus where all of our apartments are iden... | 6 | 39.666667 | |
1421935440 | 1421943561 | t3_2tae6a | t5_2to41 | 12 | Aztekke: TIFU by promoting myself to the CEO
I work in a office where we have a email-footer. Lately i was told to change some informations in our footer. There are several Footers for different roles in our office such as: CEO, etc... I had to change every footer by itself and it took me quite long. After changing the... | 3 | 4 | |
1421935786 | 1421969685 | t3_2taeod | t5_2to41 | 22 | Evil_Plankton: TIFU by ordering sweetbreads.
When the dish arrived I realized:
A) They are neither sweet nor bread.
B) They are some kind of unspeakable calf organ.
Ordered them at a fancy dinner, suppressed gag reflex and forced them down with a smile on my face so as not to appear to be the uncivilized idiot that... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1421936108 | 1421937415 | t3_2taf85 | t5_2to41 | 155 | yourepregnant: TIFU by thinking life is a game
I'm new to reddit so this happened sometime last year. Some backstory here, I'm one of those gamers that will complete abuse my ability to dolphin dive in every game I play. This is how I know I'm playing a GREAT game.
So you know when you're phones on %1 battery and it k... | 3 | 51.666667 | |
1421937096 | 1421941157 | t3_2tagsg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by outing myself as a gay socialist to my Christian conservative family on Christmas
First post! Okay so, like all of these, this happened a few months ago at X-mas. My family and I had returned from a Christmas party and we got the idea to watch a movie. Brilliant me thought it'd be a great idea to use... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421937242 | 1421941559 | t3_2tagzu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by snuggling with my hairdresser's friend.
So this ended about 25 minutes ago.
It started out as a usual Wednesday. Wake up, reply to whatever texts/snaps I've received. Whatever.
I receive a snap from my hair-stylist, we'll call her "L" around 7:30-8:00p.m. She invites me out to the local gay bar wit... | 5 | 1 | |
1421938080 | 1421939694 | t3_2taie8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | LuisLmao: TIFU by letting my friend use my phone
My friend and I are both avid Reddit users and both have the alien blue app. We thought it'd be cool if we traded phones and checked out what we were both subscribed to. I'm subscribed to Bisexual and BisexualTeens. I'm still in the closet. Fuck.
Imgodnigga: Uh... Um...... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421935724 | 1421957649 | t3_2taelb | t5_2to41 | 9 | Moongoddessx2: TIFU by unknowingly calling a customer a child molester
TIFU by calling a customer a child molester.
Let me just start off by saying, I don't watch the news, I make it a personal point not to. Too much evil in the world. By going through posts on reddit, you see titles of current events and they tend t... | 3 | 3 | |
1421935700 | 1421975600 | t3_2taejz | t5_2to41 | 13 | universe_fabric: TIFU by turning on the ceiling fan
So this happened last night. My girlfriend and her daughter were sitting on the couch watching t.v. On my over to join them, I decide its a good idea to turn on the ceiling fan, and turn it to the low setting. That was the initial fuck up. Not five minutes later one o... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421939012 | 1421941061 | t3_2tak14 | t5_2to41 | 1 | IamEmbarrasing: TIFU by lying to the cashier
So, I have two cousins who are 13 and 15 - they're sisters. They recently had some bad news and I wanted to treat them to cheer them up a bit. I bought some gift bags and went to a couple of stores to fill them with little gifts, whatever.
All is going well until I reach th... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1421939849 | 1421960399 | t3_2talkv | t5_2to41 | 21 | minusidea: TIFU by not cleaning my pool.... and living in Florida.
So about a month and a half or so ago I ended up getting the flu and was pretty much bed ridden for a week and it really took me about another week after that to recover. I'm one of those "it's a cold, I don't need to go to the doctors" people. At that ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1421940403 | 1421947558 | t3_2tamlx | t5_2to41 | 9 | upsadaisies: TIFU by letting my SO park the car.
Long story short he parked in a no parking zone and it got towed within the last two hours I think? Now I had to call out from work and I'm probably going to lose my job. And the towing/impound fee? About three hundred dollars. My car isn't even worth that much money pro... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1421941017 | 1421945280 | t3_2tansx | t5_2to41 | 5 | mrsmeltingcrayons: TIFU by not turning my phone off when drunk
I don't drink much. But when I do, it hits me really hard. I normally turn my phone off or on airplane mode so I don't embarrass myself. But I figured I'd be fine.
My boyfriend fell asleep and I didn't want to go home yet. So I was on reddit and I found th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421941242 | 1421974926 | t3_2tao8c | t5_2to41 | 13 | Sexygeeky: TIFU by having PMS
Ok, so to be fair, it wasn't today, it was beginning of December... but I couldn't think of any other subreddit to put this in, and I am having a serious miss-him moment right now and want to talk about it and see if anyone has any thoughts about the situation in general.
My ex and I stay... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1421941593 | 1421942918 | t3_2taoxt | t5_2to41 | 9 | KindaDutch: Tifu by waiting until I had money
So this appeared a few days ago on Reddit: http://i.imgur.com/Mi6yGlz.jpg and I thought to myself 'That would be am excellent thing to do with the wife.' I book some time off, she books some time off. I just waited until payday (yesterday) to buy the tickets and book the... | 3 | 3 | |
1421941857 | 1421943287 | t3_2tapgn | t5_2to41 | 11 | Aroused_Cupcake: TIFU by my phone going off in class
It's worse than it sounds I had headphones on with my music on 10/30 but my Ringtone on 30/30 its the dukes of hazard ringtone I fell asleep and my friend texted me it went off really loud, I scream ¨MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKER!" everyone was reading and I had a one wa... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1421940256 | 1421970075 | t3_2tamcv | t5_2to41 | 325 | Ciphers246: TIFU By cuddling with my GF
Alright, so this wasn't today, but was about five or six years ago, during my freshman year of high school. We're still dating, by the way. Anyways, to the fuck up:
So, me and my girlfriend had been dating a couple months, and I was over at her house, just pretty much chilling... | 14 | 23.214286 | |
1421942128 | 1421943135 | t3_2taq0p | t5_2to41 | 4 | flogGNAW9: TIFU by buying coffee on campus
I'm new to the main campus of my school and was planning on getting coffee this morning being tired. First I bough a 90 cent small latte from the hot coffee vending machine. The blasted machine gave me an empty cup. Damn it. So I figured I'd buy a cup from the cafeteria. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421942801 | 1421958417 | t3_2tarfp | t5_2to41 | 10 | 3Fyr: TIFU by deleting ~10k records from database... no backups either...
Atleast database is for project in testing phase...
For those wonder what I did:
DELETE FROM xxxxxx WHERE timestamp BETWEEN (2015-01-01) AND (2015-15-01)
it was supposed to be 2015-01-14. Oh well atleast I get to time to feel stupid.
206432: W... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421941772 | 1421945396 | t3_2tapaw | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking the AC unit before turning it on
So, like most of these posts, this happened quite some time ago. Nevertheless, it must be shared.
I had just graduated from college, and moved into a shitty third floor studio apartment. Being on the third floor, it tended to get very hot in the summer, ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421942956 | 1421947762 | t3_2tarre | t5_2to41 | 3 | kurtcobain94: TIFU by looking at my watch.
I was sitting in class, roughly an hour ago, when my teacher took half of the classroom to the cafeteria to teach them senior math in private. The other half (including me) stayed in the classroom where another teacher was watching over us. Let's call her Mrs. Red.
We were s... | 3 | 1 | |
1421941785 | 1421948898 | t3_2tapc4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | aac11005: TIFU by reading a TIFU in class.
So, this is my first TIFU. Its also the beginning of the Spring semester at my University. Some of you might have had the same fuck up, so I might as well share mine. As explained before, is the very beginning of the semester, no one has the energies to stay focused at class, ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421943185 | 1421945747 | t3_2tas7t | t5_2to41 | 13 | Iamlegnd: TIFU by being gender blind
So I am at work and I walk into the bathroom. I turn to see a woman in the men's restroom. I decide to tell her about her little mistake, and say "excuse me mam-" I realize mid sentence that this is a man with flowing silver hair. He fucking glares at me, and I run into the sta... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1421944156 | 1421945459 | t3_2tau6g | t5_2to41 | 23 | GatorDontPlayThatSht: TIFU by wrestling a girl in middle school and being an immature jackass about it
So this happened to me in middle school. I believe it was 7th grade. I used to wrestle on our schools team, I forget my weight class I think between 130 and 140 but I don’t specifically remember; what I do remember ... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1421944873 | 1421946657 | t3_2tavov | t5_2to41 | 3 | Throawayzombi: TIFU. The world
____SWED____: What the fuck is even the point in posting in here then if you don't talk about it? Fuck off
Throawayzombi: Thank you brother
| 3 | 1 | |
1421944844 | 1421954021 | t3_2tavm4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Yupthathappenedf: TIFU burned myself
Last night I woke up with a huge thirst. So like any good British person I made tea and brought it back to my room. Now the cup I have is like 20 cm tall and full of hot tea. Not thinking, I did not turned on the lights when returning to my room. I sat down on the floor and started ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421945943 | 1421985717 | t3_2taxxc | t5_2to41 | 5,760 | [deleted]: TIFU horribly by insulting a black cashier
You know how you sometimes say two things at once? Like when you see a friend and you say "Hey how ya goin'" or "How's it doin?" Keep that in mind.
I (harmless white guy) was in with my girlfriend (also white), doing some grocery shopping. This Target is in my ho... | 15 | 384 | |
1421946107 | 1421977226 | t3_2tayaq | t5_2to41 | 6 | Titi89: TIFU by laughing at a mental asylum
For a little background, I'm a twenty something "adult" woman who is extremely introverted and always conscious about myself in public situations. I have an uncle who suffers from Bipolar disorder and since I work freelance I was volunteered as tribute to take him for his exa... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421947558 | 1421971099 | t3_2tb1fq | t5_2to41 | 17 | ThePancakeHat: TIFU by using mint shower gel.
I had noticed that I'm out of my regular shower gel and, having started the routine already, I quickly looked for an alternative. There, on my the edge of the shower stood a bottle of mint shower gel. Now, keep in mind that I live with my family and did not buy the product.... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1421947481 | 1421948606 | t3_2tb19p | t5_2to41 | 9 | SarcasmIsKey: Tifu by falling asleep in class
Well this happened about 37 seconds ago. We are currently watching a movie in class (so excuse any typos, I am on mobile) and as you do when things get boring I drifted off. Now it is important to mention that I was a little late to class today, so I didn't have a desk in... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1421947075 | 1421949773 | t3_2tb0ea | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU when I tried to lose my virginity NSFW
RetardedNarhwal: Your boner saved you from a bad relationship. Be thankful of your monster boner.
marr95: I guess my boner has that 6th sense mothers have to point out bad relationships...
RetardedNarhwal: Agreed, get your penis a superhero costume, now!
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1421947520 | 1422041272 | t3_2tb1ce | t5_2to41 | 894 | MattStrzok: TIFU in class by showing my friend the scary maze game.
I have a friend who sat next to me in my lecture class of close to 400 people. We shall call her S. She said that the class was boring her, so I said I had a pretty difficult maze game to show her. This game is really old and I am surprised she has nev... | 7 | 127.714286 | |
1421946168 | 1421963566 | t3_2tayfd | t5_2to41 | 57 | omega0678: TIFU by driving behind a troll.
I was going my normal route to college and had left early so I could have plenty of time to get to class. I was making good time (admittedly going slightly over the speed limit) until I caught up to someone that I will refer to from now on as Mr. Dickbutt.
Mr. Dickbutt was g... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1421947589 | 1421957618 | t3_2tb1id | t5_2to41 | 7 | leahnater: TIFU by making a visual for an inappropriate joke at work
The first thing you have to know is that I work with my mother-in-law. Not only do I work in the same office with her, but we are in the same department. I have recently befriended a new coworker that sits directly across from her. It is annoying at t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421948211 | 1421975764 | t3_2tb2u5 | t5_2to41 | 2,477 | patrickstewartandpug: TIFU by cooking real food for the first time.
This happened last night and I won't be living this down for a while. I'm a 26 year old male who has always found a reason to not cook. mililtary? shitty food is made for you. college? shittier food is made for you. Adult life? time to cook or get fat.... | 13 | 190.538462 | |
1421948399 | 1422002904 | t3_2tb37x | t5_2to41 | 1,136 | poopypantsthroaway: TIFU by taking my son to school
So a little background. I live in a small town in Canada, everyone knows everyone (throwaway for good measure). It's cold, gross and snowy. Last night was really warm (+4C) so this morning it was super icy. I've also got the flu, pajamas are non negotiable, comfort be... | 10 | 113.6 | |
1421938431 | 1421974015 | t3_2taizi | t5_2to41 | 3 | heisenbergur: tifu with dropping my new Iphone 6 in cereal
Today I Fucking drop my phone in cereal.
It all started at morning, I thought I was going to have a great day waking up, I brushed my teeth, washed my face, then went to the kitchen to get me some delicious Nestle Corn Flakes Cereal. I fixed myself with my cere... | 3 | 1 | |
1421948680 | 1422010289 | t3_2tb3sy | t5_2to41 | 16 | keliantrie: TIFU: I stalked an ex online and look where it got me
A couple of years ago, I got dumped by my ex-fiance for another girl. I just thought of stalking him online tonight, and learned that they're getting married this year. Ouch. I don't have feelings for him anymore, but the thought of them ending up togeth... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1421948469 | 1422018498 | t3_2tb3db | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by caring for a sick child
I'm an EMR and I work as a medic during the summer at a small overnight camp for children aged 8-16 out in the mountains.
One day, I had an 8 year old boy come to me complaining of severe abdominal pain. My gut instinct in these cases is always constipation -- it's more comm... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421948760 | 1421978171 | t3_2tb3za | t5_2to41 | 433 | Zippo16: TIFU by being a spitter and not a swallower.
I pull out of my works parking garage to head to lunch. I light up a cigarette and start driving through downtown when I feel the need to spit a nice big loogie.
I'm stop at the red light and with all the force I can muster I spit that sucker a clear 20 feet, or at... | 8 | 54.125 | |
1421949070 | 1421950781 | t3_2tb4mn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having dyslexia and putting raper instead of rapper on a project
CONTEXT: We are doing a project on many famous entrepreneurs in my High Schools business management I got P-Diddy.
Ok so here is were the fuck up happens I get called up to present in front of my 50 kid class. I live in a prominently ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1421949946 | 1421950328 | t3_2tb6fp | t5_2to41 | 12 | OnYourChest: TIFU by taking my new girlfriend to a party.
This actually happened almost a month ago (new years eve to be exact). So I'm currently senior in highschool and I just started a new relationship with a girl. She's really nice and I've met her parents and they absolutely love me. Anyway so I told her she shoul... | 3 | 4 | |
1421949490 | 1421955822 | t3_2tb5h6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | shoecrazyman: TIFU by forgetting how to #2
toadsgonewild: Erm, you did get rid of the evidence didn't you? I mean you didn't just leave the shirt, that your co-workers saw you in prior to lunch, casually residing in the corner of the shitter for all to see did you?
shoecrazyman: Nope. Just left it in the corner. I u... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421950232 | 1422045578 | t3_2tb72n | t5_2to41 | 150 | [deleted]: TIFU by freaking out over the colour of my pee
As a bit of back story, I am on antibiotics at the moment for a tooth infection. I didn't read the information leaflet that came with the pack because I have health anxiety and reading the list of potential side-effects means I will experience all of those side-... | 6 | 25 | |
1421950652 | 1421961303 | t3_2tb80n | t5_2to41 | 14 | AlwaysTalkin: TIFU by doing drugs and sitting in the wrong class for over an hour.
Today was the first day of tuesday-thursday classes. so like a responsible student i looked up the room number before class to double check i had the correct room/teacher/class number. The problem is i was stoned and mixed up the numbe... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1421951090 | 1421951426 | t3_2tb907 | t5_2to41 | 6 | samirgelb: TIFU by sending a picture to my mother
So this actually happened last week but whatever
I'm in a whatsapp group with my friends from high school and often (usually as a joke, but there are obviously a few who believe in this sort of thing) we send misogynist pictures in the group. I found a picture of Chris... | 3 | 2 | |
1421949475 | 1422020127 | t3_2tb5ft | t5_2to41 | 15 | userman50001: TIFU By driving by my ex's house and getting caught (w/a happy ending)
Backstory: After more than a year of intense dating my girlfriend and I broke up. She insisted she still loved me and wanted to be friends. I didn't think the friends thing would ever work out and I was afraid it would make it harder... | 5 | 3 | |
1421952135 | 1421954874 | t3_2tbbda | t5_2to41 | 272 | Fedora-Tip-Bot: TIFU by forgetting that we just installed in house security cameras and I come home for lunch...
TheBumPirate: Man on my lunch break all I do is eat, wish I had time to spank it in front of strangers
Fedora-Tip-Bot: Why not both
TheBumPirate: They frown on me masturbating in the break room, I already g... | 7 | 38.857143 | |
1421952659 | 1421955884 | t3_2tbcgx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU my future
Well I'm still in high school, just about to get ready for IB. I am scared shitless. Ever since I was young, I was always top of my class.. Now in high school I took a turn for the worst. Had to drop a class and got my first D. I know I can do this IB program. I know I can do this. These next ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421953435 | 1421971364 | t3_2tbe8u | t5_2to41 | 414 | SnareSp11: TIFU By showing my mom how to use my iPad
My mother is one of the most technologically illiterate people I have met. She still uses a flip phone and her laptop runs windows xp. Anyway, for Christmas a few years ago she bought an iPad for me, and over those few years she was absolutely amazed with the things ... | 9 | 46 | |
1421953452 | 1421954539 | t3_2tbeaa | t5_2to41 | 6 | C3rberu5: TIFU by not eating raw meatloaf
so this happened last night, and after 7 years i'm starting to learn the sacrifices that need to be made to keep your woman happy.
I've had a tough few weeks at work. My company got bought out and my position is being phased out. My SO wanted to do something nice for me and c... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421954560 | 1421955256 | t3_2tbgob | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting I had a car
This fuck up happened today, and somehow is still happening. Currently at Tim Hortons sheltering from the freezing cold.
Today I had an summative exam which is basically a test written during the period and the day continues normally so my parents allowed me to take the car t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421955213 | 1421969236 | t3_2tbi4q | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by testing my body
As most TIFU's this occurred years ago when I was younger than the age of 10.
I woke up one morning and i had been using my arm as a pillow. I was laying over my arm in just the right position that it cut off blood circulation and caused my fore arm and hand to go completely numb.
F... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421956071 | 1421961147 | t3_2tbk1a | t5_2to41 | 119 | TeamSteelDick: TIFU by under estimating crazy
I'd like preface this with nobody was ever charged and nothing was ever proven. These events are just what I surmised after the investigation. You can decide for yourselves.
This story happened about two years ago. After living for two years with a longtime friend playing... | 4 | 29.75 | |
1421956272 | 1422021465 | t3_2tbki5 | t5_2to41 | 229 | [deleted]: TIFU by sitting next to a cute girl on the bus
So I got on the bus today which is usually a 50 minute ride. I usually sit by myself and listen to music (and browse reddit) but today I decided to be social and sit next to a girl that was there.
She had a skirt and a nametag on, but I didn't think much of it.... | 7 | 32.714286 | |
1421956541 | 1421981857 | t3_2tbl3s | t5_2to41 | 8 | Hackerdude1010: TIFU by breaking my little sisters computer
So this happened back when I was about 11 years old I was the family's tech guy and my 9 year old sister wanted Java on her acer chromebook.So I tried downloading Ubuntu and during the process my mom said to come get pizza and of course I left it on a wooded c... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1421955465 | 1421959570 | t3_2tbio1 | t5_2to41 | 28 | bonjelaman: TIFU at work by insinuating that I suffer from premature ejaculation
So last night, shortly before I went to bed I was watching American Dad. During the break I saw the following ad for "Durex Pleasure Gel".
http://youtu.be/aTEgC43mzZw
I thought it was a bit weird, but forgot about it and went to bed.
So... | 4 | 7 | |
1421958178 | 1421966377 | t3_2tbosy | t5_2to41 | 7 | kickflop: TIFU with my phone in the bathroom
Big_naddy_daddys: Not a tifu, more like your a fuck up.
JaysRooted: **You're**
If you're going to call someone a fuck up, make sure you don't fuck up.
kickflop: grammar police best be pressing charges!
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1421957244 | 1421958370 | t3_2tbmqh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not stopping an art idea when I first had a bad feeling about it.
Well we're already beginning our first art project in my high school class and it's basically making a mural to put on glass windows in the center of our school that look down towards the library. Well I got into a group of six. We all... | 3 | 2 | |
1421958359 | 1422127828 | t3_2tbp6t | t5_2to41 | 3,123 | MeetLawrence: TIFU by sending 5 resumes out with "FUCKING CUNT" inserted between my name
God damn it.
Do you know in Windows sometimes when you start to type in a text box that you think is the active one, but it isn't? And you notice only when what you're typing doesn't show in the text box you want, so you click ... | 15 | 208.2 | |
1421954784 | 1421960461 | t3_2tbh5w | t5_2to41 | 4 | daquila: TIFU by walking home from the hospital
This happend to me this summer after a birthmark on the bootom of my right foot was diagnosed tp potencialy be skincancer. Some of you might not be familiar with the procedure if a birthmark is diagnosed to maybe be skincancer. Basicly the suspected birthmark is cut out o... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421958897 | 1421959458 | t3_2tbqdg | t5_2to41 | 5 | PinkSlip_YoureFired: TIFU by keeping my water bottle and vodka bottle too close together.
unsupported: I am incapable of filling in the blanks, what happened?
TheBumPirate: I'm gonna say he took a few swings of vodka. But magically after it touched his lips he didn't think "oh shit this is vodka" he chugged down a few... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421959186 | 1421967516 | t3_2tbr2c | t5_2to41 | 11 | FollowLogos: TIFU by hitting my girlfriend in my sleep
Hi reddit, i have had problems with sleepwalking since I was young, waking in the middle of the night and hitting my head on a shelf only to wake up the next morning with a broken nose.
But last night was different. I am with my SO since two years so she is used t... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1421959479 | 1421973156 | t3_2tbrot | t5_2to41 | 155 | kirksan: TIFU [META] /u/mylifesuxnow account deleted
First all of the posts were deleted, now the /u/mylifesuxnow account has been removed. I think there's three possible reasons...
1. The whole thing was bullshit from the start and the OP was about to be revealed.
2. It was real and the OP's lawyer told him to get r... | 5 | 31 | |
1421959290 | 1421960734 | t3_2tbraq | t5_2to41 | 13 | DisposableFacade: TIFU by taking a picture of someone to show a mutual friend why I was worried about her
TL;DR: Spent several months trying to make a connection with a coworker who may have been abused by her last boyfriend, and apparently reaffirmed her distrust in men by taking a pic of her to send to a mutual frien... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421959576 | 1422015199 | t3_2tbrvq | t5_2to41 | 13 | Evelamun: TIFU by destroying a black head
This actually happened yesterday, however today is when full blown regret hit. I went to lunch with a friend yesterday and looked in the mirror before going in. When I looked I noticed a black head on the edge of my lip. I instantly became self conscious because I have an irrat... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421960662 | 1421976555 | t3_2tbuav | t5_2to41 | 46 | moonmoons: TIFU By being a woman and driving a car
So this happened on my way to work. I was driving my car and turning into the parking lot (where I park for work). I had my indicator on and everything. As I was waiting to turn I see a cop car drive past me. Nothing special. Then I see it turn it's lights on and do a ... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1421957267 | 1421982542 | t3_2tbms6 | t5_2to41 | 291 | ovetta2001: TIFU by thinking i was a guardian of the galaxy while in the gym
Little bit of background - I recently got into cosplaying and in May want to go as Gamora. With Christmas kicking my butt...or more accurately adding to my butt thanks to binge eating I've been going to the gym a little extra.
For inspiration... | 9 | 32.333333 | |
1421960088 | 1421970705 | t3_2tbszp | t5_2to41 | 10 | Velcros: Tifu by having a Caulk Error
I know you can see where this is going but wait for it...
My former employer would send all of their new managers to the corporate headquarters for training. This employer manufactures items for the trades. This particular session, you guessed it "Caulk Training"
Most of the new ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421961329 | 1422037064 | t3_2tbvrg | t5_2to41 | 517 | HPSauce55: TIFU by coming to my girlfriends rescue
So this happened this morning.
Some background, my girlfriend plays basketball on a team and regularly gets injured (she likes to stand there as people charge at her). She got injured very recently on her arm and it's still quite painful.
Anyway, we are riding a g... | 8 | 64.625 | |
1421961091 | 1421963065 | t3_2tbv8v | t5_2to41 | 18 | legendaryX1: TIFU By browsing reddit at work
Alright some background info:
I'm a senior in high school and work at a fairly small software company as a part of work experience program. I got employed in a sort of paid internship (for which i was ecstatic) with this company and started working as a software tester. I h... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1421961302 | 1422113705 | t3_2tbvpa | t5_2to41 | 160 | doobiedoobiesumfake: TIFU by getting my mail stolen. Wait, it gets awesome.
Yes, this is a throwaway.
So, over the weekend, our community mailbox got vandalized and everything got stolen. We found out when the police called, stating that they have on record that a package that was delivered to one of the locker boxes ... | 9 | 17.777778 | |
1421947524 | 1421972715 | t3_2tb1cu | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by making myself throw up
The night before last, I went to bed feeling a bit nauseous. I figured it was the spicy tamales I had for dinner and took some antacids. I dozed off, but woke up an hour later with the worst stomach virus I have ever had. It felt like I was being stabbed in the belly with a kni... | 3 | 8 | |
1421962142 | 1421970019 | t3_2tbxkx | t5_2to41 | 7 | Phister_BeHole: TIFU By not double checking to be sure the bathroom stall door was locked
This happened around 5 minutes ago and I am mortified. We have these stupid finicky locks on our bathroom stalls and I thought I'd done due diligence in locking it until I heard the latch turn. Before I could shout a word to let h... | 4 | 1.75 |
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