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1421962270 | 1422013134 | t3_2tbxuy | t5_2to41 | 26 | Sassmaser: TIFU by brushing my teeth...
I went to the orthodontist today to get my braces tightened. As usual, after she took the wire off to replace, she told me to go to the sink and brush my teeth.
Well you know those little toothbrushes that are pre-pasted?
I took one out of one of the bins and began to brush thoro... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1421961546 | 1421964083 | t3_2tbw94 | t5_2to41 | 21 | justthrowingitaway15: TIFU by not realizing how far sound travels, and getting conflicting signals from my parents
dailyredditornigga: MAN......Words cannot describe how much i love that ending. this dude's dad is a bro
doobiedoobiesumfake: Dad's line of reasoning: "Well SOMEBODY in this house aught to be getting some... | 3 | 7 | |
1421962159 | 1422036288 | t3_2tbxm7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Not_ReallyanEng: TIFU, actually my entire engineering career.
TIFU (My entire career). I'm a "Mechanical Engineer" on paper, but have never worked in the field of as a Mechanical Engineer. Not that I never wanted to, but when I graduated, I found a job with a product certification firm where i used very little of my ME... | 6 | 2 | |
1421963153 | 1421988411 | t3_2tbzu0 | t5_2to41 | 1,168 | flyingbrackets: TIFU by squeezing my 7 year long crush's crotch
I've been a long time lurker but finally decided to set up an account just to get this off my chest. I've had a crush on a boy for nearly 7 years now. I have a history of doing inconceivably stupid things but I really outdid myself in this case.
After lik... | 11 | 106.181818 | |
1421961942 | 1421964264 | t3_2tbx4e | t5_2to41 | 5 | paroonshark: TIFU by underestimating the line at the DMV
For some background, I just had my second chemo ever about 2 weeks ago, and I was over most of the bad side effects, and mostly just got tired more easily. Not too bad until today.
My dad and I needed to go to the DMV today. Never having been to an actual DMV be... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421963471 | 1421964959 | t3_2tc0je | t5_2to41 | 33 | Marksman46: TIFU by telling my entire class about my erection
This wasn't today, rather, years ago when I was a young lad in 8th grade.
So formative are these experiences on me as of today, that I feel queasy recounting them.
Back in the day, my class had parties almost every week, and being young, they weren't anyth... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1421963199 | 1421964784 | t3_2tbzxr | t5_2to41 | 11 | queenof_lowerchelsea: TIFU by looking up.
I live in an apartment complex where the apartments face each other and oddly, everyone has this small window in their shower, which is frosted glass, but you can clearly see people showering.
So this guy moved in across the street from me about three months ago. I only know h... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421963807 | 1421990089 | t3_2tc1cr | t5_2to41 | 15 | hynz5b57: TIFU by recommending Breaking Bad to my best friend with cancer
‼Warning ️Breaking Bad Spoiler Alert‼️
My friend is hospital bound and undergoing intense chemo and radiation treatment for an aggressive cancer he got last year. He just received his first bone marrow transplant the other day and I decided to g... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1421961620 | 1421965427 | t3_2tbwfd | t5_2to41 | 2 | War_Territory: TIFU I got scammed over £100 or $150USD
I am talking about CS GO below.
This guy was buying my Ak case hardened FN for $50 and he scammed me really badly. Basically he wanted me to send it to my friend (I'll call him Joe45) so I did but he wanted me to close chat with joe45 so I did as I was trying to s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421964129 | 1421990504 | t3_2tc24e | t5_2to41 | 9 | dunkaroodle: TIFU by leaving my phone in the girls bathroom
So I arrive at school. I go to the bathroom, it's filled with girls of course. I use it then put on some mascara in the mirror. I leave and go to class. I'm 5 minutes early so I decide to get on reddit. I pat my back pocket--it's not in there! I remembered I s... | 3 | 3 | |
1421964649 | 1422008650 | t3_2tc3bh | t5_2to41 | 224 | the_rev_28: TIFU by asking a student "how's it going?"
I'm a musician and one of the ways I find income is teaching private lessons. So this 10 year old student of mine comes in looking a little down. So I ask "Hey man, how's it going?"
He says "Everything is going pretty bad."
So, trying to inject a little optimism ... | 6 | 37.333333 | |
1421964613 | 1421967946 | t3_2tc38p | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my reddit account logged onto to a communally used work computer.
Hi I'm breausoph and I have a problem of leaving my reddit account open on random computers throughout the workplace. Could anyone tell me of random weird subs I can subscribe to for the sake of science and learning? I'm eager ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1421964522 | 1422045427 | t3_2tc31i | t5_2to41 | 8 | heyheyjchey: TIFU by inadvertently calling my former boss a slut
So a couple of months ago I had a work experience placement at a post-production studio. My general duties were just making tea and coffee for co-workers and clients. However, my boss, who we'll call Stacey, was really helpful. She managed to make arrange... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421964704 | 1421975953 | t3_2tc3fs | t5_2to41 | 12 | Underplayed-Cliche: TIFU by telling my girlfriend she's fat.
It was all a misuse of poorly chosen words. My girlfriend and I had just started going back to the gym and we've been constructing our training schedule. Innocent enough, right? Well we were discussing particular exercises and machines to use and she mention... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1421965190 | 1421975341 | t3_2tc4l8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheGermanDoctor: TIFU by making a sarcastic comment on baptism
So last summer before university I met an american girl, who was pretty cool. We live pretty far apart but we text nearly every day and talk about nearly every topic. Now you could describe her as a hippie, but I on the other side am an open person who does... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1421965226 | 1421976683 | t3_2tc4o1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | JustAFunnyDude: TIFU by wearing short shorts to PE class (NSFW)
Firebeats121: Bad Judgement written all in this post... but on the bright side maybe you got some girls horny...
JustAFunnyDude: To make matters worse, my crush was in that PE class :/
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421966024 | 1421967464 | t3_2tc6fr | t5_2to41 | 28 | illegalt3nder: TIFU: By asking my (blind) professor a question
So I'm taking a class taught by a really smart Persian guy who just so happens to be blind. Somewhat older gent, good professor, but kinda gruff. Also, you know, blind.
After class I step outside to smoke before walking home, surfing on my phone, when I se... | 4 | 7 | |
1421959443 | 1421966907 | t3_2tbrln | t5_2to41 | 11 | PineSin: TIFU by playing video games and getting drunk
This happened about a month ago, I was on teamspeak with a bunch of friends and we where playing CS:GO and drinking beer. at first we where actually winning a bit, but as the night went on and the bottles stacked up we started a horrible loosing streak that was the... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421966400 | 1421967920 | t3_2tc7ay | t5_2to41 | 14 | MagicBristol: TIFU by farting on my partners head
It’s not quite a malicious as it sounds but it’s still pretty bad. I was in the bathroom having just got out the shower. We don't have a lock on our bathroom door. For that reason, we have a "code" that says if the door is closed, I am using the toilet, otherwise the do... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1421966404 | 1421967810 | t3_2tc7ba | t5_2to41 | 3 | someoneotherthanelse: TIFU by bingeing on almond butter and chocolate frosting. [support]
I am currently 5'5" and 123 lbs. I have been as thin as 106 in the far past and recently 117 (I want to be 117).
I have used my fitness pal for a year now and when I started I was 137 so that is good.
I've had my daily calori... | 3 | 1 | |
1421967059 | 1421967264 | t3_2tc8u0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being raised by my dad
So my dad always liked cats and he always wanted one, but he could never have one since he is EXTREMELY allergic to them.
Well as a child he always bought me books about cats despite the fact that we NEVER WOULD get a cat. He read about cats to me. He'd even show me videos of c... | 4 | 2 | |
1421961829 | 1422013119 | t3_2tbwvp | t5_2to41 | 5 | wingedhamster: TIFU by speeding with my friends.
So it's weekend time and my friends and I are going to chill at a friends house, named O, the characters are me, O, J, and F. After arguing about who is a better driver, we decide to go for a little joyride. I don't drive, O is shitty, J is in his own car, so F drives.
... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421967093 | 1421968990 | t3_2tc8wr | t5_2to41 | 6 | boxer15: TIFU by rubbing a cute girls thigh
CaptLightbulb: You Sir, did not fuck up. You won.
boxer15: Looking back it seems that way but at the time it horrific, haha
Changchad: Doesn't matter - had sex.
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1421967963 | 1421973077 | t3_2tcark | t5_2to41 | 16 | robomailman: TIFU by cyberstalking my ex and finding out she cheated on me
TIFU when I ran into my exgirlfriend on okcupid. She'd de-activated her account when we broke up (we met via it), and it was sort of a relief I could be on there and try to move on without seeing her. She never told me why she didn't feel for me... | 4 | 4 | |
1421968563 | 1421970212 | t3_2tcc1e | t5_2to41 | 4 | PlzLetMeWin: TIFU by trying to shave in the shower
Well, this happened about 2 hours ago. I was trying to save time buy shave in the shower. I got everything ready, and hopped in. Midway through the shave is when i fucked up. I was using a handheld mirror, like an idiot, and dropped it. It shattered and the biggest sha... | 4 | 1 | |
1421969150 | 1421972652 | t3_2tcdap | t5_2to41 | 19 | Mind_Spiral: TIFU by farting in a law firm interview
The very first question they asked was what i liked about the firm. I had just applied to every firm that was listed on my school's on-campus interview list and didn't know much about the firm besides the name. Naturally I had no answer. I was just kind of caught i... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1421968967 | 1421969839 | t3_2tccxa | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by flirting with my girlfriend's best friend
Here's just a bit of backstory to the whole fuck up (you should read it or you may not really know what's going on in the main portion):
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Me and my girlfriend Mel have been in an LDR for a few months, Mel has known a girl named ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1421968542 | 1422043635 | t3_2tcbzr | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU by Ignoring My Student Loan Bills
This Decade I Fucked Up.
I am an idiot, and I am totally fucked.
I've worked nearly full time at the same job since I was sixteen. I liked being able to afford to do things with my friends and buy shit for my car with my own money. I started work 45 mins after I got o... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1421970163 | 1422060319 | t3_2tcfhf | t5_2to41 | 12 | MyLifeSuxStill: TIFU by posting my story here. I'm back,and here to stay.
StooTubbs: OP wouldn't be naive enough to think anyone would believe this is real
EDIT: OP said he couldnt make regular posts through mobile. Which you just did. If you originally did this on the computer, then why is the grammar shit in the ti... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1421970476 | 1421973555 | t3_2tcg3v | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my boyfriend on my laptop.
This is happening as i speak. I thought I had a virus on my computer so I had my tech boyfriend look and unistall the virus. Well I am a cam model and I didn't tell him. Btw being a cam model they record all shows you do so you can sell them back to the customer. An... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421970653 | 1421976080 | t3_2tcgh6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | jakethecornsnake: TIFU by accidentally sounding racist in front of my boss
-This actually happened a few months ago, someone suggested I post it here.
So I used to be a clerk at a store where the employees weren't allowed to wear name tags, but we had to ask the customers at the till which employee had helped them an... | 3 | 1 | |
1421970000 | 1422353752 | t3_2tcf4m | t5_2to41 | 6 | guidoman89: TIFU by losing my company's car keys on a farm
Background: I work as a farm broadcaster at a radio station in middle of nowhere Wisconsin. Each month, we interview a farmer for the "Farm of the Month" segment we broadcast. I drove out today to this farm about 20 miles out from the station with the station v... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1421966604 | 1422106695 | t3_2tc7s5 | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU By hiking up a mountain without proper supplies, getting snowed in and having to call RAF to rescue our bitch asses.
**edit 1: links:** we made the news: http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/five-walkers-wearing-trainers-airlifted-8503612
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-30950... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1421971466 | 1421972866 | t3_2tci7v | t5_2to41 | 3 | painttillyoudrop: TIFU by booking a motel from the island of misfit toys
So this happened a few days agos and I still feel like shit. My boyfriend is in town for work this month and instead of staying in my very tiny apartment he wanted to get a motel. We stayed at one place he booked close to work for the first week... | 3 | 1 | |
1421971617 | 1421972459 | t3_2tcij8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not closing my downloads folder
I hope I'm not breaking the rules here, as this post does touch on #11 but isn't solely about that. NSFW tag just in case.
This all started a few days ago when I got home from work. My fiancee works nights, so I'm pretty much in bachelor mode when I get home; so I cra... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1421972455 | 1422021489 | t3_2tckae | t5_2to41 | 90 | lydell: TIFU by drinking cranberry juice.
Today I actually fucked up. Oh man. But let's not start at today.
Last night I made myself a glass of cranberry juice and set it on our coffee bar. But then while at the coffee bar I changed my mind and wanted some hot tea, so that's what I did.
Today I came home from work ... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1421972728 | 1421972945 | t3_2tcktf | t5_2to41 | 8 | dalanis12: TIFU by calling a random girl hot.
So to start off, I am in college and reddit you know there is a lot of eye candy available.
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
So as I was walking outside of the college library with some friends to go to my Calc III class, I see this random white girl and she looks good. The whole front and ba... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1421972842 | 1421978306 | t3_2tcl15 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's breasts
* "Hi! You know, I could swear your tits have got bigger"
* "Yeah, they grew a cup size over Christmas but then I had a miscarriage"
* "[seal face]"
TheBumPirate: Ouch. At least she took the compliment?
jemija: Right! this could have gone in a totally different dir... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421972230 | 1422012795 | t3_2tcjt9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering the phone at my school
So my twin and I both work in the office of my school as a volunteer in the mornings. So someone was calling, I am a pretty shy girl, so when i pick up the phone I usually get nervous, and my hands get sweaty. So anyway when I answered the phone today.
My hands were... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1421972991 | 1421973694 | t3_2tclcl | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheSilliestG00se: Tifu by having a whitty comeback.
I wear all black for work. So when i was in target this douche was like ohh looks like we got an emo here. I told him to f off i wear it for work. He comes back with "what's your job? A burglar?" And just looked at him and said yes. I steal womens virginity. All his f... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421974281 | 1422027203 | t3_2tco24 | t5_2to41 | 8 | RegularRaccoon: TIFU by accidentally telling somebody their uncle's death was funny.
I'm trying to be nice to a this girl and I don't talk to her all that often, so I'm yakking bullshit, as you do.
We somehow get to a discussion about pets, and I say
'I like cats, I think I'll get one someday'
Pretty boring patter, ... | 4 | 2 | |
1421974955 | 1421975192 | t3_2tcpet | t5_2to41 | 5 | 1kingdomheart: TIFU by trying to clean my Wii
Fml... all I wanted to do was play Project M. Wii wouldn't read my disk, so I figure I gotta clean the lense. Make myself a diy kit, a small soft rag piece as my cleaner. Hastily tape it on a cd and try cleaning it. I take it out no rag, games don't work, and I'm sad. Fuck.... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421975386 | 1421977960 | t3_2tcqbg | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ayanami96: TIFU by selling an iPad on craigslist.
Sorry this didn't actually happen today, this started 3 days ago on MLK day. I can provide some proof if a mod wants to see it.
I had received an iPad from christmas but I already had a rooted kindle fire that works just fine for me. So I decided to sell this iPad on c... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1421975307 | 1421979065 | t3_2tcq5k | t5_2to41 | 5 | CuntMeatSandwish: TIFU by unintentionally acting uncomfortably racist in front of two Muslim women at the mall that's parking lot holds the theater James Holmes shot up.
It didn't happen today, it happened a week after the shooting.
My buddy and I wanted to go look at the movie theater that made headlines during the m... | 5 | 1 | |
1421965160 | 1421984958 | t3_2tc4il | t5_2to41 | 2 | Biirddyyy: TIFU by betting all my credits from cs:s on a pong game
Had 2700 credits and bet them all with my friend who thought he was the pong champion, I lost, started asking for donations, lost the donations, 4 credits left, he now has 5k creds when he had 741 to start with
MyLifeStillSux: Your friend couldn't let t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421976144 | 1421978146 | t3_2tcrsy | t5_2to41 | 2 | The_Great_Grubler: TIFU-Closing and Killing reddit app.
jmnzg: I was literally just checking if he had any updates.... Wish i could tell you how the story went.... but I can't fully remember all the details
The_Great_Grubler: It is a shame it was removed.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1421974838 | 1421977130 | t3_2tcp67 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Totallynotadate: TIFU by prioritising getting laid over the love of my life.
Happened just a couple of hours ago, and don't ask me why I said it because I honestly couldn't tell you.
Bit of a back story, ever since I met her I've never not been madly in love with my ex, so even after our break up we stayed good friend... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421974582 | 1421980460 | t3_2tconh | t5_2to41 | 8 | IcePhoenix18: TIFU by taking care of my mom.
My mom had a nasty stomach bug, and couldn't get out of bed (except to run the the bathroom). I brought her soup, and took care if her as best as I could.
Now I have it. I've been in the bathroom all day, and I'm going to have to miss work tomorrow.
BlackCaaaaat: Shit happ... | 4 | 2 | |
1421975192 | 1421979114 | t3_2tcpxq | t5_2to41 | 12 | mremosquirrel: TIFU asking a girl out, repeatedly.
Okay, let's take a trip back to seventh grade. For our school district, it was the first year we got multiple teachers and different classrooms to go to. Physical Education was one of the required ones. Our school did P.E. with two classes together, with roll taken sep... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1421977537 | 1422052666 | t3_2tcuja | t5_2to41 | 433 | notypesquad: TIFU by choosing to practice with our girls basketball team and popping a boner.
I play varsity basketball for my high school and we always have late practice from 5:30-7 so the girls varsity team can practice after school. Sometimes they ask a few of our guys to scrimmage them at the end of practice to he... | 8 | 54.125 | |
1421976941 | 1421991323 | t3_2tctcj | t5_2to41 | 24 | KonigsKong: TIFU by repeating a friend's joke
Last Friday, while catching up with a close friend over drinks, I tell him that my wife and I are quite nervous that our 9 month old daughter has started waddling because she picks up things and puts them in her mouth. He says that he had the same problem with his daughter ... | 6 | 4 | |
1421975138 | 1422018529 | t3_2tcptk | t5_2to41 | 17 | jenga_fire: TIFU by giving a homeless man french fries and/or a seizure.
Like most TIFUs this didnt happen today, but yesterday.
So I am in my highschools band. We had a concert last night and we usually go to Fudruckers afterwards and get the party room and celebrate. However, when we all sped into the parkinglot of t... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1421955968 | 1422021490 | t3_2tbjtj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing my job
This fuck up has been recurring since the original incident about a week ago, but unfortunately it has become part of my job now.
About a week ago, one of our managers had a vacation day. One of his colleagues needed an email from him, and being the IT guy around here, I have access to... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1421978144 | 1421984758 | t3_2tcvnv | t5_2to41 | 45 | punishfish: TIFU by befriending a Child at Walmart McDonalds.
My roommate and I needed some grocery. We headed to our local Walmart. I was feeling tired and needed a little pick me up so we popped into the McDonalds to grab a coffee. Waiting in line ahead of us was a mother and her two boys around 3 and 4 years old. Th... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1421964674 | 1421999626 | t3_2tc3di | t5_2to41 | 3 | Nottaken01: TIFU by trying to be funny after examns
First ever TIFU post. A little background, me in the final year of high school with national exams in may, had been studying three weeks for school exams.
On the last evening which is this evening i'm just filled with all types of energy and weirdness. So when sendi... | 3 | 1 | |
1421978299 | 1421990017 | t3_2tcvz5 | t5_2to41 | 29 | pinsammmmt: TIFU by letting my classmates hold my phone while looking at pictures of my puppy
I was at college today and I have just gotten a new pup. He is super cute and I told my classmates about him. Now I am one of two guys in my class, the rest are girls and the girls all wanted to see pictures. Of course it wasn... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1421978489 | 1421979433 | t3_2tcwb6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by using an online library service.
Let me start off this fuckup with two things. I watch Hannibal, which is IMO one of the best shows ever, and definite best on non-cable networks, and I live in Michigan. Here in Michigan, libraries can send and borrow books, TV shows, and movies to and from each other... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1421978863 | 1421983620 | t3_2tcx1w | t5_2to41 | 10 | badluckjohnson: TIFU by being nice to an elderly lady
I work as a cashier in a local bakery very popular with elderly clientele. A very sweet woman named Marilyn comes in every day to the bakery in order to pick up her cheese danish. I always make sure to strike up a conversation with her as she has interesting st... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1421974812 | 1421980277 | t3_2tcp46 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Chikolita: TIFU My Grandparents think i spent my Christmas money on a Prostitute.
So my grandparents aren't all the computerbox savy but they do have facebook.
That being what it may, they don't understand the concept of a "frape" and are now under the impression i (male 23) spent my Christmas money on hookers. Only ju... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1421978991 | 1421983429 | t3_2tcxad | t5_2to41 | 6 | HypnoHipster: TIFU by letting my dad use my YouTube account.
My dad is new to tech and has an iphone. While trying to watch a Nat Geo vid he got the prompt to sign in due to explicit content, so I let him use my account. This was actually a few weeks ago and I haven't checked my account since. I went on today and found... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421979577 | 1421981527 | t3_2tcyen | t5_2to41 | 13 | hellaurie: TIFU by responding to a Gumtree advert for a personal driver
I responded to a Gumtree advert which said
"$1200 per week full-Time Driver Wanted IMMEDIATE START!"
It sounded a bit too good to be true but I thought I may as well apply and explain how I had been aspiring to be a chauffeur for a long time now ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1421979361 | 1422008053 | t3_2tcy00 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ViperVenomH-1: TIFU by saying hi, and then not saying hi.
A little context. I've always been the socially awkward kid. I’ll give two examples of my worst moments. One was with a girl who was a mutual friend of my friend on xbox. Me and those that I knew before her were all playing Grand Theft Auto, but one by one left ... | 4 | 2 | |
1421980361 | 1421981973 | t3_2tczxc | t5_2to41 | 5 | coolbromane: TIFU by not appreciating what I had when I had it
I had the best girlfriend who gave me her all. She would get me Jordan's and all the unnecessary stuff I didnt really ask for. I in return, always said she didnt do this right, she needed to wear les revealing clothing, and would just not talk to her if she... | 5 | 1 | |
1421980168 | 1422029098 | t3_2tcziw | t5_2to41 | 338 | koalamaula: TIFU by playing Half Life 2 wrong
I was watching my brother play HL2 today and noticed when he entered a dark area, he turned on a flashlight. I asked him if it was a mod or something. Nope. Turns out I played the whole game without even a thought about using a flashlight. All those jump scares, dark hallwa... | 8 | 42.25 | |
1421974001 | 1422000333 | t3_2tcnht | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting a boy
Okay, so this didn't happen today, it happened five years ago but oh well, I still fucked up.
So I was 16 and this 19 year old boy started texting me and eventually asked me on a cinema date. Me having never been kissed before was very flattered by the attention (despite the fact that ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1421979621 | 1421983658 | t3_2tcyhj | t5_2to41 | 6 | YellowRosesAndStuff: TIFU By Parking in a Handicapped Spot
So I am a 21-year-old girl. I have different respiratory disorders that make it very hard for me to breathe sometimes. I won’t go into too much detail, but basically I have a condition where my vocal folds don’t open properly, and I have asthma, and because of ... | 3 | 2 | |
1421981919 | 1422034116 | t3_2td2wg | t5_2to41 | 7 | ctm18584: TIFU by accidentally calling my ex who I'm still in love with and inviting her out.
I was trying to call my sister and invite her out to a social event i'm getting people together for next month. Instead, i accidentally called my Ex-Girlfriend and invited her to join. I dated her for a year, we lived together... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421982261 | 1422007452 | t3_2td3k6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | I_AM_MELDOG: TIFU by ignoring the police
TIFU by getting a parking ticket in December, not paying it, and not opening the letter they sent me a month later.
Today my dad (who the car is registered under) got a letter telling him he has to appear in court for failure to pay the state. He now has to miss work and hates... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421981867 | 1421986968 | t3_2td2t5 | t5_2to41 | 16 | siggy_sig_ah: TIFU by holding in my pee too long
I think I only went to the bathroom once today. As soon as I got home (~9:00pm) I had to go BAD, but my brother was in the bathroom taking a shower. So I thought I would change out of my clothes first. After a couple of minutes I was straining hard to keep it all in, the... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1421983433 | 1421987689 | t3_2td5s6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught having sex with my fiancé by a cop.
NorthMed: This is not a FU
ffemt54: How so?
NorthMed: You had sex, no one saw you naked and the cops didn't even give you a warning. That's all good in my mind
ffemt54: The cop saw us both naked, that's why he waited for us to finish.
Can you ple... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1421981808 | 1422001019 | t3_2td2oy | t5_2to41 | 6 | D3adshadows: TIFU by accepting an open beer.
Okay so this actually happened three or so years ago.....
My roommate and I had been experimenting quite a bit with psychedelics, and we had gotten to the point of deciding to try some new "research chemicals." We had purchased 1 gram of a certain chemical online quasi-lega... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1421982740 | 1422010800 | t3_2td4gr | t5_2to41 | 8 | Swagman100: TIFU by not clearing my history...
So this happened a year and a half ago but whatever
So I had used my phone to look at some...pictures and videos if you know what I mean and me and my family were at the U.S. Open (tennis tournament) so my mom wants to check the weather so i search it and hand my phone t... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1421983517 | 1421987707 | t3_2td5y6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | mccastrox: TIFU by driving into a puddle
TIFU by driving over a puddle.
I went and visted my ex's GF at her collage over an hour away and she was looking to get rid of a cat that she had been given by her employer. Being that she's allergic to cats and she lives in a dorm she cant really handle her. So i insisted on he... | 5 | 3 | |
1421984512 | 1431492575 | t3_2td7uk | t5_2to41 | 30 | TerraNikata: TIFU by not giving a fuck at work.
To give you some background of where I work, I am in a library. You expect it to be all quiet and peaceful, right?
**wrong.**
This is in a very urban area with lots of sin, so there is a high percentage of homeless, drug users, and ghetto people. Other than that, it is ... | 5 | 6 | |
1421984967 | 1421986364 | t3_2td8re | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU, by telling my best friend my feelings, getting rejected, and then losing her friendship.
So this happened last semester at college. (sorry I wasn't a redditor at this time)
This girl and I met the second or third week of college, we are both freshman. We instantly hit it off and became good friends, w... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1421985131 | 1421987303 | t3_2td91j | t5_2to41 | 7 | 1_crappuccino_pls: TIFU by not taking responsibility for what I had done
I accidently clicked "Print" instead of "Open" when I right-clicked my 400-page Java textbook. Sleep-deprived me thought that logging out would solve the problem so I did. The printer, which was groaning and creaking when I hit the "Print" button,... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1421985221 | 1421986657 | t3_2td97w | t5_2to41 | 10 | ChompMyStomp: TIFU by assuming it was my order
This happened a few years ago.
I was at a popular fast food restaurant and had already ordered my food. As I stood at the counter, where I presumed I was the only one there since I didn't see anyone around me, the worker sat a tray on the counter and began constructing w... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1421984999 | 1421987445 | t3_2td8tu | t5_2to41 | 23 | ScottSadistic: TIFU by drinking a coke...
So this happened many years ago, when I was a teenager. I was playing. Star Ocean: Til the End of Time on my PS2. My room, like many teenage gamers to this day I'm sure, had a lot of empty soda cans in it. So I reach for the wrong can. I usually know which can is mine because I... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1421986462 | 1664727247 | t3_2tdbig | t5_2to41 | 17,820 | NotKnowPotato: TIFU by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is.
Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening.
My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am "invited to dinner" with her and her parents. I was very aghast, ner... | 33 | 540 | |
1421985812 | 1422057148 | t3_2tdaa2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheHolyKebabRemover: TIFU by cussing very loudly, then tripping during the talent show.
Sometimes I blurt things out when I say them in my head. I was nervous, and the MC announced me. (I did stand-up comedy with my friends.) I then blurted out,"OH SHIT!" Everybody heard me and started laughing. Already red-faced, I qu... | 3 | 2 | |
1421987427 | 1421989178 | t3_2tdd7w | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching a guy fall off his bike naked right in front of me
As I was walking to class, a guy was passing by on his bike. His sweat pants got caught in the chain of his bike. He fell off, as did his pants. I am assuming he was not wearing any underwear that day. Right in front of me was this butt nake... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1421987418 | 1421988942 | t3_2tdd7a | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not listening to my father's advice.
.
D3adshadows: Yeah I know the feeling. narrowly avoided prison. My state looks down on intravenous meth users. Get clean son, and listen to your pops
fBosko: AHA "my state".
| 3 | 1 | |
1421988063 | 1422006693 | t3_2tdef7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a chocolate bar
I'd always read posts here and never thought it could happen to me, but *low and behold* it *does*. This happened yesterday. I'm still reeling from what happened and the effect it's going to have on me but I think it'll help if I type it out.
So it all started at the crack-as... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421988216 | 1421993590 | t3_2tdep8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Blix31: TIFU by going to the bar with a coworker
This happened last night and I just now have time to post.
I work for a cable company and am in the process of training. This training is done 8 hours away from home so I don't have friends here. A coworker asks if I wanted to go out last night, let's call him J.
I bei... | 4 | 3 | |
1421987448 | 1421989104 | t3_2tdd8z | t5_2to41 | 14 | frozenmoses: TIFU by hiding in the dirty laundry.
This is my first post in TIFU, and I'm a long time lurker of Reddit. Just came across this sub, and thought I'd share a story with you guys. This story actually happened 10 years ago, so I guess this is technically a TYAIFU, but whatever.
A good friend of mine (we'll... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1421988978 | 1422001555 | t3_2tdg01 | t5_2to41 | 20 | fluffandpuff: TIFU by lying to my girlfriend over the course of a year about my legitimate son.
Today i fucked up a great relationship. I had a previous relationship with a girl. We had a kid. The girl proceeded to not get a job, I worked between 10-12 hours a day supporting us. She got me for child support while we we... | 5 | 4 | |
1421989173 | 1421998629 | t3_2tdgd6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing a perfect chance to hit on my crush
I'm a college freshman, and I'm signed up for a gen chem lab at night. It starts at 5:30 at night, and it's a really terrible time for a lab. The only reason that I stayed in was because my best girl friend is signed up for that time. We actually met last s... | 4 | 1 | |
1421990674 | 1421995481 | t3_2tdixy | t5_2to41 | 9 | toxicpaper: TIFU by thinking it was a good idea to use kerosene as lighter fluid in my wood stove.
I got a brand new slightly used barrel stove and installed it in my garage. (For those who don't know what a barrel stove is, it is a kit that turns a 55 gal drum into a wood burning stove.) I kept trying to light the woo... | 3 | 3 | |
1421988523 | 1422236733 | t3_2tdf7j | t5_2to41 | 25 | thirddayiii: Tifu by carpooling with my coworker.
Today I had a work assignment quite a ways away. So my coworker and I decide to carpool. I insist on driving because I just spent a lot of money on my car recently,making sure its safe on the road. Wouldn't want to incur blood guilt. At any case he pleads with me to let... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1421992278 | 1422035438 | t3_2tdldv | t5_2to41 | 32 | NoOneWillBeliveYou: TIFU by pukeing on my partner
Alright, here is some background. I'm a paramedic and I have a smoking hot partner, lets call her Steph. Steph and I are best friends (even though I want to be more) and we screw around all the time while on the job and one time she basically covered me in blood, gross ... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1421993018 | 1421996444 | t3_2tdmi4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | atlp: TIFU in Lecture
BioMEng: Dude.. you gotta follow that routine. Finish, then close.
BearInARedShirt: **A. B. C.**
Always Be Closing
[deleted]: #
| 4 | 4.75 | |
1421993454 | 1422025677 | t3_2tdn50 | t5_2to41 | 35 | NiggaWiggaMothaLicka: TIFU by asking my workout buddy if she was sore.
I'm a security guard at a small-town high school. I went to my town gym last night and met up with a girl from school. We work out together a few times a week doing Cross-fit. We do the usual- spot each other, motivate one another, things like that.... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1421992265 | 1422262173 | t3_2tdld4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Zer0Fit3: TIFU by driving into a wall
So this did happen today, about 1 hour ago.
I parked poorly last night cause I was tired (making excuses) and in my flatmates spot because her car is in the shop (I've been parking here all week, so another bad excuse).
This morning, a glorious Friday morning, I got in my car as ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1421994733 | 1422263538 | t3_2tdoxl | t5_2to41 | 10 | 314159_Rat: TIFU in college by buying a computer from crackheads on Craigslist.
Pretty sad story really. A couple years ago in college, I was browsing Craigslist and found my dream computer... For 50% off retail! Needless to say; I was ecstatic. I emailed the people right away as I had all my money saved up for this ni... | 10 | 1 | |
1421998859 | 1422215359 | t3_2tdlbi | t5_2to41 | 6 | tfyuhjnbgf: Guys wear their hair in a bun?
Sarcasticpig: Yea apparently wearing your hair like a girl and having a beard makes you a "real" man.
gloriouspablo: What, the motherfucking samurai weren't "real" men?
Sarcasticpig: A top bun, and a man bun aren't the same thing.
gloriouspablo: Uhh... I'm fairly sure "man bu... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1421995257 | 1421996778 | t3_2tdpn5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | conkedup: TIFU by drinking before doing my homework.
Now I have a huge English paper that I need to write that's due tomorrow, of which I am halfway through (I got the other half done before my drinks) and my motivation is hitting rock bottom.
Meanwhile, my Temperpedic mattress is looking awfully tempting to spend a n... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1421996602 | 1422001593 | t3_2tdrcr | t5_2to41 | 12 | omarhammy: TIFU by pissing away the best job I might ever have.
A few months ago I quit my job in Florida; left my roomies high and dry; hopped in my car and drove eighteen hours to Texas, crashing on my buddies couch, call it a mid twenties crisis or just being sick of a seventy hour work week.
Having blown through m... | 4 | 3 | |
1421998282 | 1421999660 | t3_2tdtcp | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting fired from my current job for interviewing for my dream job.
So a little background to start: A few months ago I quit my job at a startup on the spot because I was convinced by the founder of the company to do so. He had just been forced out by the consulting group brought on by ownership and... | 3 | 1 | |
1422000262 | 1422011408 | t3_2tdvkn | t5_2to41 | 18 | TacticalFox88: TIFU by not locking my apartment door
Was browsing reddit in my living room.
I hear my door to my apartment "opening". Usually, the landlord just puts flyers in everyone's doors or sticks something between the cracks so I paid it no mind.
Nope.
Guy opens my door. We stare at each other.
"Oh. Shit. W... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1422000274 | 1422031465 | t3_2tdvl7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Rydior: TIFU by thinking that Onion rings were calamari
First time i went to hungry jacks ( Australians version of burger king ) in many years, ordered rings with my meal, ate one ring, tasted sweet and not calamari textured, so took it to the counter to ask for a new batch and was told they were made from onions D:!
... | 6 | 2 |
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