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1422000214 | 1422001012 | t3_2tdvio | t5_2to41 | 17 | ExtravagantHobo: TIFU, subtle but still a TIFU
So today i got to work (practicing) at the office. I sat down, started working and enjoying that sweet coffee.
Now, after a couple of hours, the effects of not taking the obligatory dump in the morning became noticable. At first, a lot of belly noises. Moments later, i'm... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1422001378 | 1422247954 | t3_2tdwt4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by binge drinking to the point of possibly losing the best job I ever had
So let's roll the clock back to Saturday. I get off work, drink a few and go to sleep. Now when I say get off work I mean I get off about 930p-10p and the closest bar closes at 2a. When I say drink a few, I mean I grab 4 Ranger IP... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1422001556 | 1422022247 | t3_2tdwzl | t5_2to41 | 104 | [deleted]: TIFU by sucking on my gf's tits
navinbane: Next time something like this happens you put her in doggy style position, fuck her as hard as you can and ask the dad to join in
Immortails: Assert that dominance
FreeHatMcCullough: Yeah, he should have pissed everywhere too, to mark his scent
SomeDumBetch: I can'... | 6 | 17.333333 | |
1422002393 | 1422028902 | t3_2tdxu4 | t5_2to41 | 27 | rahulxdd: TIFU real bad when I babysat an 11 year old and he threatened
I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything.
... | 9 | 3 | |
1422002852 | 1422013713 | t3_2tdya2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | idont_know_: TIFU by trying on clothes.
Today I fucked up and completely embarrassed myself.
I am going out with a friend tonight, and having recently lost some weight, I am in need of some new clothes.
So I go shopping. I pick up some funky outfits and some things that I normally wouldn't reach for, but I just wante... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422004083 | 1422018842 | t3_2tdze7 | t5_2to41 | 193 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting on Facebook while blackout
In college when you wake up after a night of hard drinking and blacking out, your first instinct is to check for your wallet, keys and phone. After that, you check your text messages and calls for any clues about what you did last night or if you did anything stupi... | 9 | 21.444444 | |
1422005508 | 1422007600 | t3_2te0t3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | jv-st: TIFU IDK HOW MY ASSHOLE BURNS
jv-st: I DONT WANT TO LEAVE
[Image](http://i.imgur.com/gmi0rYh.jpg)
jv-st: THEYRE WAITING FOR ME OUTSIDE
Lamenardo: Explain you've got food poisoning from some chicken you had at lunch. It's very embarrassing, but they'll probably be sympathetic...some of them, at least.
jv-st: I... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1422005277 | 1422006011 | t3_2te0k9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | scrumfie88: TIFU by leaving early
Met a guy yesterday, had a great time talked for about 4 hrs. We ended up hooking up. He asked me to not leave before he woke up. I was scared though, the night went so perfect. I didn't want to do the whole awkward morning after dance. In my rush to get out of there before he woke up ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422005802 | 1422037708 | t3_2te143 | t5_2to41 | 7 | plzexplainthejoke: TIFU Today was the last screening of Interstellar in Japan and I missed it.
So basically I thought the movie was released in December and would take maybe a month to get to Japan, and thought I'd be able to watch it on the 25th or whatever. Apparently the last screening was today. Now I have to wa... | 7 | 1 | |
1422004829 | 1422007150 | t3_2te04s | t5_2to41 | 15 | lacklust: TIFU by whatsapp-ing my wife the wrong message
I have a few groups on my whatsapp consisting of friends and colleagues etc...
And today, I brought fried banana fritters as tea break desserts for my colleagues. While everyone was enjoying and texting in the group chat about how nice the banana was and things... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422005985 | 1422041008 | t3_2te1a8 | t5_2to41 | 418 | iCantUseGoogle: TIFU By telling my foreign student I'll fuck her mom
So I live in the UK, every year we have a student come down to stay with us from different countries through a certain organisation, and this time it was from Italy. As well as this I have an Italian friend I met at university, this friend and I alway... | 9 | 46.444444 | |
1421996275 | 1422011661 | t3_2tdqys | t5_2to41 | 20 | bathsalts138: TIFU by looking in the wrong door at a party.
FYI This all went down about six years ago...I was a young delinquent who hung out at the local skate park every day. A lot of us didn't really skate that much. We kind of just smoked pot and drank booze under a pavilion near by.
Anyway, every weekend or so ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1422006651 | 1422007341 | t3_2te1ye | t5_2to41 | 51 | SuckMyHDD: TIFU by taking a girl's virginity under a bridge
Before you get the red flags flying, she was 19, I was 19, no one was underage. I'm 32 now. So yeah, a long ass time ago I fucked up, sue me.
It was around 2002 or 2003 or something because I know we were both out of high school for a couple of years before ... | 3 | 17 | |
1422008548 | 1422009831 | t3_2te3xg | t5_2to41 | 3 | Thisuserisbored: TIFU by accidentally telling my family a story about a dildo.
This happened about 3 hours ago.
I was having a BBQ with my Mother, Father, Sister and her boyfriend. The topic of discussion happened to land on haircuts and it reminded me of a time I found a dildo on the ground outside a barber shop. I p... | 3 | 1 | |
1422008129 | 1422101453 | t3_2te3in | t5_2to41 | 157 | Maleficus187: TIFU by trying to molest my friend
This actually happened about 12 years ago but the shame still haunts me from time to time.
So I was in high school and finishing an assignment in class. We had to get in line to hand in the assignment at the end of the class so I headed towards the line and saw my frien... | 5 | 31.4 | |
1422010097 | 1422026019 | t3_2te5hx | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU: By giving a girl a drink..
1st post may have to delete account after but.. Not today it was last year but.. So I've been seeing this girl lets call her Jergel, now I'm round Jergels house and we're, you know doing the bone dance, she starts going down on me.. This is where the fuck up happens, shes doi... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1422009984 | 1422022492 | t3_2te5e6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by subscribing to a sub that is run by powertripping 14 year olds who know nothing about self promotion and deleted the most popular thread on Reddit for a while
Suff0c8r: Why the fuck would they do that? It was such a unique and mind buggeringly well done piece that, legitimacy debate aside, that it s... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422010934 | 1422011440 | t3_2te6bh | t5_2to41 | 4 | Its_A_Fucking_Stick: TIFU by smoking at 5:30 in the morning
so today, literally 20 minutes ago, I fucked up big time. so last night, I got super baked and passed out on the couch. I woke up at like 5ish and then decided to smoke some more. so I go, kill my weed, and then I'm about to go back inside my house when I noti... | 4 | 1 | |
1422012003 | 1422018377 | t3_2te7cy | t5_2to41 | 9 | spookykid183: TIFU by being tired and hungry.
This happend just twenty minutes ago. I had went to bed and was trying sleep and ignore my hunger when I became thirsty; Naturally, I reach for a glass of water on the table beside me. In less than a blink of the eye, the glass tips and there is a wave of water flooding th... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422011463 | 1422308416 | t3_2te6uq | t5_2to41 | 8 | I_Am_Very_Groot: TIFU by bring a whole ant nest on a 24km route march.
Fuck ants.
This happened just yesterday when I went on a 24km route march with my battalion. Being in the army, we are all issued with a load bearing vest to store my ammo and other shit. Thinking I was exceptionally smart, I decided to store a s... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422013673 | 1422033536 | t3_2te8zn | t5_2to41 | 2 | fry13homer: TIFU
justabitschizo: Bummer, maybe you can still get it from recent documents or something. There's gotta be a way to get it back. I'm not tech savvy enough to tell you how though, sorry!
Can somebody help this kid out?
DenkouKonishi: I'm sure a lot of modern office programs have a file recovery feature ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422016348 | 1422043975 | t3_2tec1j | t5_2to41 | 32 | Boomkin1337: TIFU by saying happy birthday.
Unlike many TIFUs, this happened two hours ago. I was at school, waiting for the chemistry teacher to arrive. She enters, greets us and sits at her desk. Suddenly, a girl gets up and goes to her and whispers something. My teacher nods and the girl goes back to her seat.
Su... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1422017053 | 1422044909 | t3_2tecv3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | mrRwild: TIFU by taking multiple class A drugs at my girlfriends nephew's christening.
So my girlfriend asks me if ill go with her to her 1 y/o nephew's christening and attend with the rest of the family. I being the family orientated kinda guy say "sure". The venue is a beautiful little 14th century church in the Engl... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1422017247 | 1422019385 | t3_2ted2n | t5_2to41 | 6 | elopes69: TIFU BAD.................
hexhamstu: Boink? You are a 50 year old weirdo and I claim my £5.
elopes69: I'm a bit new to Reddit and I didn't want to say FU** since idk if that'd get me banned lol.. you get the point..
ABomblessArab: Fuck is literally in the name of this subreddit
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1422017963 | 1422063907 | t3_2tedwq | t5_2to41 | 120 | somuchred: TIFU by having a shower
So I'm staying round at my girlfriends house, she lives with her mum, younger sister and their dog. I'm currently off work and everyone has gotten up and gone to work already so I'm home alone by myself for the day. It's quite odd being there without anyone around, as it's not my hous... | 4 | 30 | |
1422017735 | 1422029156 | t3_2tedmx | t5_2to41 | 272 | rfishergr3390: TIFU by making a "deflategate" joke to the baggage handler at Boston Logan Airport
So this literally just happened about 20 minutes ago. I have been in Boston for work for the last week. Being a Denver resident I am a huge Broncos fan and needless to say bitter the Broncos had another disappointing playo... | 14 | 19.428571 | |
1422018678 | 1422034954 | t3_2teeuw | t5_2to41 | 8 | owenburgyboy: TIFU by offering a kid a cookie
This all occurred yesterday when I was walking home from a long day of school. I popped in the shop knowing I hadn't eaten all day and decided to treat myself to a packet of cookies. Y'know Marylands, amazing. So I get into the shop and see that the cookies are two for a qu... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422016788 | 1422041935 | t3_2tecis | t5_2to41 | 65 | bangamilfdry: TIFU by wrecking an elderly couple's porch, front door and hallway...
Let me start by saying that I am going to be out of pocket for a long time...
I was visiting a friend last Saturday and my pickup truck was parked on the lawn next to the driveway. I was parked there because some of our other friend... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1422018469 | 1422021861 | t3_2teel1 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by climbing a tree and getting stuck (and then almost knocking someone out)
oscybee: So basically your a badass?
mergingtraffic: With a very sore arm :)
oscybee: Could be a criminal with a very sore head
| 4 | 5 | |
1422018099 | 1422056611 | t3_2tee3t | t5_2to41 | 424 | HalyardFisher: TIFU by inadvertently restarting a turf war
So it's the early hours of this morning, around 1am. I live out in East London, nice enough area, not much crime. You get the occasional kid (seriously, they can't be older than about 16) offering to sell you drugs in the early hours of the morning. This was on... | 13 | 32.615385 | |
1422020010 | 1422024157 | t3_2tegl7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | traugdor: TIFU by drinking coffee this morning after having taco bell last night.
I'm not sure if it is common knowledge or an old wives' tale, but coffee can loosen some people's...bowels.
Taco Bell can also loosen some people's bowels.
I have both in my system today and I have to go to work and I've already almost ... | 3 | 3 | |
1422013370 | 1422034748 | t3_2te8oo | t5_2to41 | 75 | Lamirp: TIFU by drinking from a water bottle on my desk
Okay this was a while ago but it's funny and I feel it fits this sub.
One night my girlfriend was staying over and we decided to fool around because that's just what people our age like to do. After we go at it for awhile my girlfriend hops off and finishes me of... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1422020499 | 1422020827 | t3_2tehcf | t5_2to41 | 4 | archoske1: TIFU Divorce part 4 the end
Knot_My_Name: Did they really delete his account?
archoske1: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2t8feh/tifu_meta_why_umylifesuxnow_updates_got_deleted/
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1422020432 | 1422022760 | t3_2teh8t | t5_2to41 | 7 | mu5clesmarinara: TIFU by getting an IT job in the oil industry
This is more of a culmination of tifu's over the past 4 months. One at the beginning 4 months ago and one today.
I was working for a large healthcare company as a Server/VMWare Administrator but they didn't pay well and with that being said I was continuo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422020442 | 1422131255 | t3_2teh99 | t5_2to41 | 10,443 | Don_John12: TIFU by teaching a horrible thing to my autistic brother
I'll make this very short. Being the cool dude I am, I try my best to entertain my brother with autism. One thing he really enjoys is me reading TIFU's to him or other threads but his favorite thing are the comments. He looooves the comments. So.. If ... | 14 | 745.928571 | |
1422019988 | 1422074349 | t3_2tegjj | t5_2to41 | 2,292 | ludicrousgib: TIFU by showing my best friends mother, my penis.
This happened a few years ago. My friend, lets call him Robert, because thats his real name and none of you will know him, isn't the most technically minded person.
A regular trick that I would play on him, would involve putting fake numbers in his phoneb... | 11 | 208.363636 | |
1422020948 | 1422028796 | t3_2tehz4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | awejames: TIFU by riding my bike at night
So I had a pretty horrible day at work and I had to clear my head so the best thing I thought to do was go for a good long bike ride around the lake near by. It was getting late in the afternoon and the sun was setting so I just pumped up my tires and head off, I was only going... | 12 | 0.916667 | |
1422021797 | 1422025243 | t3_2tej88 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my first kiss
toehair: Wtf were u hungry or something
wigglytuff2: Come on... If u have never bit a lip while kissing you're definitely a very vanilla type... Give the kid a break he is a newbie...
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422022125 | 1422100013 | t3_2tejps | t5_2to41 | 122 | EvEEdo: TIFU by sleeping at the barbers
So a little bit of background: My mid-terms started like 15 days ago and I still have 4 days to go, but until this point I'm tired af! I am kinda stressed out all the time so I don't sleep very well. I haven't slept well in weeks! I have also been taking medication to calm myself... | 5 | 24.4 | |
1422021102 | 1422034967 | t3_2tei6i | t5_2to41 | 20 | johngreenink: TIFU by trying to return a Nazi sword
This happened a few years ago, but I've been itching to get this told, and the complexity has only mellowed with the years. The final 'chapter' occurred just a few months ago, so it's still quite relevant.
I lived in London for two years, but just before leaving the ... | 4 | 5 | |
1422023316 | 1422040513 | t3_2telmb | t5_2to41 | 25 | Darth_Diclonius: TIFU by falling asleep while watching porn.
This happened around 8 years ago, and I’m only posting the full story because in an attempt to make [another fuck up](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tbe8u/tifu_by_showing_my_mom_how_to_use_my_ipad/) feel better people seemed amused by my story.
The y... | 5 | 5 | |
1422019846 | 1422047379 | t3_2tegci | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting too drunk. (x-post from /r/cringe)
I posted this to /r/cringe and was told that /r/TIFU would enjoy it. Here it is...
It was Christmas Day of 2014. My family decided that they wanted to host a Christmas party for my family, so my family decided to come. My grandparents were there. My aunts a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422023458 | 1422082488 | t3_2telw1 | t5_2to41 | 2,720 | IXBATMANXI: TIFU by not knowing what NSFW means.
My desk is right outside of my boss's office.
I was at my desk scrolling through Photoshop battle posts, and I'm clicking through one of a cat with its tongue out. I click on one of a cat doing something. I forget what the original post was.
As I'm clicking through the... | 11 | 247.272727 | |
1422023895 | 1422024912 | t3_2temlk | t5_2to41 | 17 | Aoudi99: Tifu by making a joke that my cousin misunderstood
So me and my cousin (guy) were on our phones and Disney was on and a Mickey and Miney short was on. So I looked at the tv as the short was ending and it ended with them both eating a hot dog on both sides and kissing then walking away in the sun.
Me: WHY CAN... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1422023273 | 1422024393 | t3_2teljq | t5_2to41 | 5 | Moonraise: TIFU by watching House of Cards
Firstly, I understand that a lot of you won't understand this TIFU if you haven't seen the show. If you aren't planning on, just google the episode in question and you will immediatly know what's up.
Alright so I am a corporate student for a major IT company. By major I mean ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422024098 | 1422028659 | t3_2temz8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my crush see i had a saved pic of her
MrJed: Just tell her you like her, what's the worst that can happen? Better than avoiding her. Especially if she goes and asks your friend why he sent the pic.
Dracomax: There are two possibilities if you tell her: She's creeped out, and doesn't want to ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422024868 | 1422026249 | t3_2teoaw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By going to school when I didn't have to
Not so much of a fuck up but a waste of time for sure.
I got up did my morning routine and went out the door, my dad drove me to school because it was cold as all hell outside (Canada)
I wandered around my school for 40 minutes looking for every single classr... | 3 | 2 | |
1422025961 | 1422284860 | t3_2teqej | t5_2to41 | 6 | got_cid: TIFU: My Boss caught me looking at boobs.
So literally, 20 minutes ago, my co worker, while standing in the lobby, said "Look at her boobs, holy shit they are huuuuge". And I'm all like, "Awwww naa, that aint shit check these out!" To which o proceeded to google huge tittes. Safe Search was off, so after click... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422025530 | 1422038932 | t3_2tepk6 | t5_2to41 | 208 | [deleted]: TIFU by having to walk home naked
Pieking9000: Light her on fire maybe?
jarred99: A cool and collective suggestion from the Pie King.
Pieking9000: If that doesn't teach her a lesson I don't know what will
jarred99: Cover her in sweet, sweet honey followed by Jack Jumpers.
Pieking9000: And *then* we light he... | 10 | 20.8 | |
1422026409 | 1422029271 | t3_2ter7o | t5_2to41 | 343 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a vagina
Long time lurker, first time post. Wheeeee.
Last night my husband was working late. He called me and asked if I had ever posted anything on reddit. I read it often, but as I told him, i didn't even have an account. He didn't believe me, he kept pressing and saying he was just curious... | 10 | 34.3 | |
1422026259 | 1422031494 | t3_2teqyw | t5_2to41 | 15 | Bazeque: TIFU accidentally saying my girlfriend looked pregnant..
So recently, she's become obsessed with Desperate Housewives. (Honestly, it's not **THAT** bad) So i've watched a fair few with her.
Fast forward a few hours, and we were having a bit of fun etc. She was wearing this stunning skin tight black dress whi... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1422026743 | 1422054013 | t3_2tertc | t5_2to41 | 238 | PM_ME_UR_HANDBRA: TIFU by leaving my phone in the bathroom (NSFW)
This happened yesterday afternoon. My wife had been sexting me all day while I was at work and after lunch I just couldn't wait any longer, so I went to the bathroom to knock one out of park. Otherwise I knew I wouldn't be able to focus in an important m... | 6 | 39.666667 | |
1422027069 | 1422027468 | t3_2tesh6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my dad that I'm gay
Let me preface this by saying that I love my dad, but I love pissing him off more.
My father is a blue collar, red-blooded, Conservative, fifty-year-old saltine of a man. He loves Fox News, Marlboro cigarettes, country music, and giving me shit. One thing he does not lov... | 3 | 1 | |
1422027528 | 1422041118 | t3_2tetd2 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Illistnoise: TIFU by farting on my girlfriend.
I'm a very ticklish person.
Around Christmas my girlfriend was sitting on the couch watching TV. I thought it would be a good idea to sit on her lap, pretending to be a child telling Santa what I wanted for Christmas. As I sat down we both started to laugh hysterically a... | 10 | 2.7 | |
1422027679 | 1422050771 | t3_2tetm5 | t5_2to41 | 59 | SAUCE4GOLD: TIFU by chasing my neighbor through a parking lot in the middle of the night
It's around 11pm (last night) when I pull into my apartment complex parking lot. As soon as I park I realize I don't have my apartment keys on me. But on the way in, I had just driven by a woman heading towards the south entrance ... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1422027418 | 1422048118 | t3_2tet5a | t5_2to41 | 7 | iamOMEGAKAPPA: TIFU by letting my drunk friends cut my hair
So to give my background, I go to a small liberal arts college in a freezing state. Since it's January we don't have much to do except well...drink. Now my buddies and I have a tradition, during the month of January we have a bucket list that's filled with d... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422028385 | 1422030510 | t3_2tev02 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a friend paranoid about ghosts in his apartment.
About 2 months ago the lease on my place was up, so it was time to move out. A friend was looking for a place around the exact time I was set to move out, so I put him in touch with my landlord, because it was a decent place and well within his... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1422025221 | 1422059990 | t3_2teoyj | t5_2to41 | 11 | CrackaAssCraka: TIFU by drinking myself into a berserker rage.
So this happened New Years Eve 5 years ago, but oh well, I thought I'd share anyways. Also, I am typing this on my phone so if there are typos, I apologize.
So I am at this New Years Eve party and I guess I felt it my responsibility to make sure no one els... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1422028463 | 1422034099 | t3_2tev5z | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu drive through indecent exposure.
This is a today he fucked up.
my husband wakes up early every day. Most days he is running on little sleep, because being the good dad that he is, he works all day and at night when the toddlers get up for water or nightmares- he handles that.
He texts me throughout ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422028120 | 1422051481 | t3_2teuhg | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: TIFU by pulling the emergency stop lever on the train
CMadden1: Sorry but the second TIFU seems way more interesting lol
Pandalite: To be fair, if he posted the 2nd one first, no one would believe it. So this is a good strategic move on OP's part.
[deleted]: TIFU: the prequel.
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1422028806 | 1422268948 | t3_2tevsq | t5_2to41 | 8 | TroyA7X85: TIFU by texting my now Ex-Girlfriend
Several days ago, my girlfriend of two years (19 years old, I am 18) cheated on me by kissing someone else and told me about it. I told her I could forgive her but she said we needed to break up so she could focus on school and work (McDonald's). So yesterday I was feelin... | 4 | 2 | |
1422028711 | 1422065864 | t3_2tevmu | t5_2to41 | 5 | freetechzeus: TIFU by biting my girlfriend.
So this happened as I was sleeping, wish I could remember what I was dreaming about. Around 4:30 am, I woke up to me biting my girlfriend's arm really hard. It was like I was trying to tear a piece of it off. She screamed in pain as confusingly stared at her, not fully aware ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422028927 | 1422038576 | t3_2tew28 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Drwildy: TIFU by being an introvert
I have a big problem with not being able to start something or do it for the first time. For example if I needed to go to the bank I'd procrastinate leaving and once I got to the bank sit in my car and contemplate if I need to go inside or not.Well for the past few months this feelin... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422026120 | 1422033060 | t3_2teqpj | t5_2to41 | 7 | Lucky_Hooker: TIFU by asking an African American Co-Worker if she had fun sitting in the back of the bus when she was a kid.
I was met with a blank stare and then we both chuckled.
Pieking9000: Is there a story to this or were you just curious?
Lucky_Hooker: Told me she was leaving early to pick up her kid at the bus s... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422029258 | 1422037782 | t3_2tewqw | t5_2to41 | 7 | NoobieHere: TIFU by answering Prof's question loud and clear
This happened about 5 years ago. Background: English is not my native language, although I am fluent enough as I live overseas where English is native language for about 3 years by then.
During Pre-Uni, I took the chance to go for 2-week study trip to a univ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422029396 | 1422033829 | t3_2tex0b | t5_2to41 | 9 | curiousnotacat: TIFU by answering the door in a towel
I've just got out of the shower when I hear knocking on the front door. I listen for footsteps as I dry myself off, but no-one answers the door. It's pretty hard to hear from the living room, which is at the opposite end of the flat.
So as soon as I'm dry, I wrap t... | 3 | 3 | |
1422030599 | 1422033421 | t3_2tezf8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Jemspranko: TIFU by going to Omegle
RedColorado: You didn't bang her OP? I would have to bang her at that point.
Scarecrow1779: i wish i could up vote and down vote this at the same time….
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422030924 | 1422047752 | t3_2tf033 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Kopesetic999: Tifu by tell my wife in detail about me secret hobby.
smjpilot: What did your wife say?
Kopesetic999: She couldn't stop laughing and said stop fucking around
smjpilot: Did you respond by saying you weren't fucking them, just cumming on them?
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1422031048 | 1422031572 | t3_2tf0di | t5_2to41 | 7 | MoistSquid: TIFU by accidentally rejecting my crush
Ah shit. I have had a crush on D since the start of the school year. At first, I don't think she was interested in me, but one day she began to flirt. Of course, I tried my very best to be a sexy beast. Today, the posters for formal went up. We were walking down the s... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422030772 | 1422041572 | t3_2tezs3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | viCastra: TIFU Money missing from the cash register
Yesterday I had a 5h shift at this local cafeteria -- I was there alone. It's like a cafeteria for old people. Today the people working there called me and told me that there was 180 dollars missing from the cash register and they wanted to hear my perspective.
The ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422030021 | 1422035213 | t3_2tey9t | t5_2to41 | 13 | LordChubsicles: TIFU by browsing Reddit at school
So I am currently at a school in the UK as a student in my final year, during my lunch break today, while hanging out in one of the IT suites in the school, I found my self bored, so I decided to do what most people do out of boredom and browse reddit. Most of the time ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422032780 | 1422033340 | t3_2tf40f | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my mom /r/tifu
Well, I was showing my mom what reddit was all about and she wanted to see the subreddit in which I got a funny story from the other day so I went on over to /r/tifu. Well I am not an avid reader on TIFU, but I guess most of the posts are a little... colourful. My mom saw all t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422033633 | 1422049990 | t3_2tf5sq | t5_2to41 | 2 | WakingUpWasABadIdea: TIFU By Waking Up.
I woke up to like 20 text messages from my girlfriend telling me to wake up and she has something "important" to tell me. I roll of my bed and unlocked my phone. She tells me that she had a dream that she was having sex in her parents bedroom with a black figure. Im tired and you... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422034030 | 1422119928 | t3_2tf6lc | t5_2to41 | 7 | 8ozpurebloodsausage: TIF(SE)U by turning the racist table on a home depot employee
Not exactly today, but I happened to fuck up someone else's (<-SE) day about 7 years ago in a home depot.
here's the fucking story:
i was in red lion, pa, waiting in line at home depot. there's a van with chinese lettering... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422034123 | 1422034649 | t3_2tf6s5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | NotOriginal1: TIFU - By blaring gay porn at my dads house.
DISCLAIMER: This happened to my friend who gave me permission to share.
Preface - My gay friend recently moved back in with his father (and younger brother) so he could focus on school. His dad is not the most comfortable with his sexuality, but loves him and ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422033133 | 1422121995 | t3_2tf4q8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Limpinator: TIFU By asking directions from a feminist in the middle of the woods.
This happened last year in the summer so whatever. Still a great story!
When the weather is nice and warm I like to go to this public park and work out. Theres this really nice field with a old castle that I used to visit as a kid along ... | 11 | 0.181818 | |
1422034611 | 1422051646 | t3_2tf7tl | t5_2to41 | 129 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching a girl eat a banana
Fourth grade lunch is the scene. I'm sitting next to my friend talking about nothing. We're both facing the end of the cafeteria line, watching people leave with their food. Out of our periphery comes the most annoying girl in our class and sits down right across from us,... | 10 | 12.9 | |
1422034583 | 1422037726 | t3_2tf7rn | t5_2to41 | 6 | BeemMaclazer: Tifu by serving a table alcohol.
Let us take it back to last Thursday. I was a server (now unemployed because of this table) taking care of customers per usual. This specific day I so happened to be training a new girl the arts of what it meant to be a server in this restaurant. Well the shift is start... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1422035419 | 1422038422 | t3_2tf9iy | t5_2to41 | 17 | desreaux: TIFU by leaving my wallet at home (and by going to belle tire)
So my tire blew out last night on my way home from work. I have a tire warranty from when I bought the car, so I took my car to belle tire. They told me I would have to wait until the morning. So I walked home (2 miles, 20 degree Michigan weather)... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422031679 | 1422055653 | t3_2tf1nn | t5_2to41 | 8 | Busman84: TIFU by meeting Tim Cook
TIFU...Let me preface by saying this happened a couple years ago and am just now posting, and sorry if it is long.
In April was working for one of the Apple retail centers and was processing damaged iPads that needed to be sent back to HQ. Being a comedian at heart I decided to pl... | 4 | 2 | |
1422036104 | 1422039349 | t3_2tfaxz | t5_2to41 | 4 | goddammitdan: TIFU by letting my girlfriend give me a handjob in the dark.
southporky: Well that was quick
goddammitdan: her words always. jk lol
Darth_Diclonius: das it mane
| 4 | 1 | |
1422034854 | 1422036773 | t3_2tf8cd | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to make moves on an old friend's ex
Unlike most TIFUs that I've read, this one actually did occur today--early this morning to be specific. Recently, I moved far away from my last place of residence (not my hometown) for work. I didn't particularly care for the last place that I lived, althoug... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422034796 | 1422044453 | t3_2tf886 | t5_2to41 | 8 | bryansnameistaken: TIFU by waiving
I was walking out of the building carrying a metal step ladder in my one arm and tripod in the other. A co-worker of mine who happens to be very pretty was walking in at the same time. She smiled at me and waved. I went to wave back and bashed myself in the side of the face with th... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422036794 | 1422041414 | t3_2tfcfx | t5_2to41 | 7 | JimmyPLove: TIFU by offering a ham sandwich to a pro islam
Today maybe a huge break in my career. Not a break as in I've finally got somewhere. No, a break from getting work for a while.
I was running for a television production company, shall not be named, and I was running for a well respected news talk show. The pr... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422036379 | 1422055686 | t3_2tfbka | t5_2to41 | 5 | Waldy565: TIFU by having a shave
So, just your general 18 year old, looking in the mirror when I woke up thinking I need a shave, so I go to shave, start off on the sideburns and then my shaver starts making a noise, indicating it needs charging. I knew this shaver was on it's way out but I couldn't show my face to an... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422037722 | 1422038145 | t3_2tfehv | t5_2to41 | 16 | ThePsych18: TIFU by ignoring my little sister
TIFU reddit, this happened only half an hour ago and I'm still trying to come to grips with it.
So, my mum asked me to watch my little brother and sister while she went to the shop. I thought, yea sure, easy enough; I'll just play on the xbox and leave them to their ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1422037571 | 1422051952 | t3_2tfe52 | t5_2to41 | 178 | vince_93: TIFU by watching porn.
The fuck up started exactly as the title would suggest. It was late at night and after being teased by the prospect of having sex with my girlfriend, our plans were halted (you win this time, period). Fine, I can wait for sex. In the meantime, PornHub is here. My girlfriend leaves my ap... | 6 | 29.666667 | |
1422038000 | 1422140596 | t3_2tff4x | t5_2to41 | 31 | baconinthemakin: TIFU By watching A Serbian Film in the train.
Ok, so here I am in a train compartment where 6 people fit. I am in the corner, next to the window. So i am just browsing reddit, facebook and whatnot and going from youtube video to youtube video, i stumble upon a review for A Serbian Film. Haven't seen it... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1422037912 | 1422039992 | t3_2tfexs | t5_2to41 | 13 | jessielyn0225: TIFU by failing my driver's test
I backed up into a pole and damaged the front of the car... The instructor's car...
pm_me_your_mind: Wait, how do you *back* into something and damage the *front* of the car?
5teamedbuns: Please refer to [Figure 1](http://i.imgur.com/sc4HvX1.png)
OP thought he backed int... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422022245 | 1422048524 | t3_2tejw8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | shouldnadunthat: TIFU by smoking before work.
My boss wasn't supposed to be here, and just showed up like it's any old day. I'm sitting in my office baked off my gourd, trying to pretend like I don't think Dolores Umbridge just showed up.
shrater: Did you smoke out of the wizard bong?
shouldnadunthat: I WISH. My boss j... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422038159 | 1422065661 | t3_2tffgp | t5_2to41 | 2 | throawayfuckup: TIFU by accidentily mixing DPH with LSD before meeting with my Marines recruitor
This was last week, but all TIFUs aren't today i guess. Anyway i scored 4 gel tabs of lsd, and proceeded to drive home and take them. Whenever i take lsd at night, i always have afterglow at around 3 in the morning and find... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1422038247 | 1422124967 | t3_2tffnq | t5_2to41 | 9 | diamondsealtd: TIFU by getting my friend in trouble for smoking weed.
So I get out the Marines Corps and get this shitty job working in a video store. Whatever, it beats the grind of being in the military. Anyway, one of the kids that works in the store with me is the 18 year old kid who has access to weed. Now, I w... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1422039267 | 1422398481 | t3_2tfhw5 | t5_2to41 | 2,157 | Tinystrawberry: TIFU by being a bad girl.
So, me and my boyfriend like things to get a bit rough from time to time.
One of our favourites is spanking.
Now, we both had been ill for a bit so we couldn't engage in anything kinky. Also, I live at home and he has a roommate so we don't normally get the chance to punish m... | 12 | 179.75 | |
1422039831 | 1422052537 | t3_2tfj5y | t5_2to41 | 131 | woody_98: TIFU when my wife walked in on me wearing her wedding dress whilst hosting a tea party for my daughters teddy bears.
(This all happened yesterday) Okay so I know this sounds weird and irrational but let me explain. She had been out all day shopping with our daughter (lets call her Steve) and I was feeling pre... | 15 | 8.733333 | |
1422039638 | 1422041105 | t3_2tfip7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | cardoor33: TIFU by punching myself in the balls
About an hour ago, I left my desk at work to head out to pick up my lunch. the water cooler room is on the way out, and my water bottle was empty, so i brought my water bottle (a hard reusable plastic - eco friendly) with me to pass by the rec-room and leave it there. thi... | 3 | 4 | |
1422040346 | 1422060868 | t3_2tfk9a | t5_2to41 | 278 | holisticpickle: TIFU by listening to an audiobook while running on a treadmill
This happened ~1 hour ago. I went up to the local YMCA for a quick workout, and hopped onto a treadmill. I like to listen to audiobooks/podcasts when I'm running, so I put my phone in the little holster on the treadmill control panel thing i... | 5 | 55.6 | |
1422040575 | 1422042146 | t3_2tfkrm | t5_2to41 | 13 | FullMetalPanda: TIFU by eating a bunch of ants.
Noticed way too late into eating my wonderful bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios that a whole bunch of ants had gotten into the bag. I now have no appetite and no more Cheerios. Today is a bad day.
TL:DR Honey Ant Cheerios
LeShrek: Here comes all the ant puns
FullMetalPanda: Tha... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422038716 | 1422066984 | t3_2tfgpt | t5_2to41 | 27 | Hunky_Femal_Lover: TIFU by not knowing I was allergic to nicotine.
This big oopsie happened while I was with friends last night. We were hanging out downtown when we all got a hankerin for the hookah.
We went to the local hookah bar and ordered drinks and the flavor. About an hour in I had smoked much less than my fr... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1422040089 | 1422040815 | t3_2tfjoo | t5_2to41 | 46 | aroger21: TIFU by asking an old lady if she wanted help with her groceries
So the other night, around 11 pm my girlfriend, who was in as much an post-work stoned stupor as I, requested so sweetly that I drive to the local 24-hour grocery store to get a pint of Ben and Jerry's (Cinnamon Buns and Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz ... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1422040077 | 1422046525 | t3_2tfjni | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making myself throw up [update]
[Original TIFU](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tb1cu/tifu_by_making_myself_throw_up/)
Perhaps this should say, "TIFU by eating too much."
After my day-long puke journey was over, it seemed like I was in the clear. My body felt weak because I hadn't eaten in 2... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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