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1422041153 | 1422117059 | t3_2tflyj | t5_2to41 | 587 | primewasabs: TIFU by talking to my crush
A little backstory, I've had my eyes on this girl for a while. I haven't summed up the courage to talk to her. The only time I ever came within proximity of her was when I accidentally hit her with a door at school.
My crush is leaving for a trip and will be gone for a week. I... | 9 | 65.222222 | |
1422041182 | 1422073303 | t3_2tfm0o | t5_2to41 | 38 | career_lifefuckedup: TIFU by being born in an Indian family
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idamnedit: Dude you are in high school. So I am guessing 15. You only need to hold out until you are 18. Let them take you things away. Do the studying they want. But the second you turn 18 you go out and persue what you want. At that point you are a... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1422041483 | 1422043291 | t3_2tfmqe | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the mountain with my gf’s family, and got FU by cows.
So this happened a while back. I’ve been a casual lurker here on reddit for a while but I decided it’s time to share this story, as only a few of my friends know it…
So I had only been dating this girl, let’s call her Barbera for no reas... | 3 | 15 | |
1422042929 | 1422044756 | t3_2tfpv4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | bulgariBLACK: TIFU by believing a clan mate about getting Crux of Crota in Destiny on PS4 (now confirmed to be rarest drop in the game)
Manzikeen: People lie.. about video game accomplisments? Say it ain't so!
bulgariBLACK: Yeah I get it. This was before it was known that his was the rarest drop in a multi million dol... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422043463 | 1422044694 | t3_2tfr4q | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting on my dad's nose
I will try to make this short. So, this fuck up didn't happen today but about a week ago. We had gone camping with my parents and my best friend, Neil.
We spent all day fishing and doing normal camping things. In the afternoon, we happened to eat cooked beans for lunch, whic... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1422044300 | 1422055391 | t3_2tft3u | t5_2to41 | 35 | throwaway2001991: TIFU by inviting a friend over to play on my PS4
throwaway because this person is reading reddit/tifu.
So few months ago i bought a ps4 as i got some money bonus from my boss, anyway i haven't really played on it, it came with 1 game and i decided to buy another game, this being said im not a big game... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1422044491 | 1422050485 | t3_2tftiq | t5_2to41 | 4 | apachestop: TIFU By saying "what life?"
Today I was in math class, and the teacher said after someone forgot their homework, "welcome to my life".
I said " what life?" without noticing what I just said. TIFU
TIFU_Improvement_Bot: I noticed your TIFU was quite lacking and I've been programmed to make your story more ap... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422040731 | 1422047176 | t3_2tfl46 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Markloll: TIFU by taking the wrong bus to the airport
So this wasn't today but actually happened about a year ago.
I had recently moved from my small town to Ottawa, Canada's capital to attend university. Coming from a small town, I had never been on a city bus before.
So after finishing my first semester, I went home... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422046876 | 1422095635 | t3_2tfz2j | t5_2to41 | 22 | CBG_XpldingTaco: TIFU By telling a girl a joke
Ok, so back story: There's this girl that goes to my school (lets call her B), and she's in my psychology course. She's kind of slept around, no biggie for a college kid right? Well I recently got my wisdom teeth removed and was talking to a friend of mine who has had thei... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1422046319 | 1422055862 | t3_2tfxoe | t5_2to41 | 3 | PlanetInsane: TIFU by "accidentally" opening up "porn" on my school wifi
So...I had a fanfiction(AO3) loaded up on my phone, to read later when I get home. It was a normal one, no sex in it(I lie). In the last class of school today(Friday), I was looking up something, and when I closed the browser tab, and I saw the ot... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422045811 | 1422051102 | t3_2tfwjv | t5_2to41 | 10 | SWBoards: TIFU By Sending my Parents A Hot or Not Invite
Well, it all started when I saw a blurred out image of my friend on Hot or Not. I was curious, and decided to open it. I needed to invite people to see it so I chose to do so from my phones contact list. I clicked my best friends name, and went to submit it. At t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422047174 | 1422052769 | t3_2tfzsg | t5_2to41 | 7 | cuddlydudly: TIFU by getting a cold
So this week I had my mock exams for my GCSEs, and school takes it pretty seriously - exam hall, nothing electronic, and severe punishments for those who break the rules. So its a pretty big deal. Anyways, at the start of the week I begin to come down with a cold, I had a sore throat... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422048911 | 1422081833 | t3_2tg3yf | t5_2to41 | 12,954 | TuffAdams: TIFU by buying a man's lunch anonymously.
Last night my wife and I went to dinner an a inexpensive sit down restaurant. It's been a very good year for us financially and once a month, we go out to eat and we will anonymously pay for a person's meal. We usually try to find an older person who eats alone becau... | 18 | 719.666667 | |
1422048974 | 1422110160 | t3_2tg43j | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally touching my friends boobs
So a little backstory i am a male and 14 and i'm in the last year of middle school (8th grade)
this literally happened 45 minutes ago.
So today i was hanging out alot with my friend (lets call her sheila) and the time went by super fast before you know it , it... | 7 | 9 | |
1422049402 | 1422068599 | t3_2tg54d | t5_2to41 | 11 | Melissalynn72: TIFU by texting my fiance
So, my fiancé and I will text from time to time. Usually it's just inquiring about eachothers day, but today, on my lunch break, I decided to spice things up. I began sending him messages describing all the things I wanted to do to him. And the things I wanted him to do to me. I... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1422048518 | 1422050413 | t3_2tg2zy | t5_2to41 | 9 | lowlvlowl: TIFU by working next to a nail salon
Ok. So I work for a phone company. One of the cheaper companies. I'll say that I work for Cricket or something. We are right next to a nail salon so one of the highlights of my day is watching all of the pretty girls walking in and out of the nail salon.
Well, There is... | 3 | 3 | |
1422049021 | 1422162823 | t3_2tg47f | t5_2to41 | 42 | matooke: TIFU by walking around Uganda at night with my smart phone in hand.
About an hour ago, I was walking down a hill in Uganda with my phone (which also acts as my wallet with its case) in hand. I've lived in Uganda for a while now and have always been told to be careful with my phone, bag, etc., but I have never ... | 6 | 7 | |
1422050388 | 1422064685 | t3_2tg7f8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by searching "plantkin" on Tumblr
So, one of my friends dared me to search plantkin on tumblr. I'd never heard the term so I said "eh, why not". Turn out there are people who think they're plants.
Yeah.
I fucked up and now my last shred of hope for humanity is gone. Now I just have to wait for the zom... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422050447 | 1422065386 | t3_2tg7kz | t5_2to41 | 21 | kitched: TIFU by Having sex with wife while she is on painkillers
Actually happened 2 nights ago.
Wife had some emergency dental work this week that had been diagnosed on Sunday. She had been given painkillers. She is not one for any pain so was using prescribed meds quite liberally.
I was not paying attention to wh... | 3 | 7 | |
1422048629 | 1422151272 | t3_2tg39v | t5_2to41 | 8 | Texas0324: TIFU by drinking a Monster
This was actually a few months ago, but still. I had classes in the morning that was guaranteed to be death by power point. I knew I had to stay awake, so I stopped to grab a monster from a gas station. I couldn't find any regular ones, so I just grabbed a vanilla milkshake one thi... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422050600 | 1422051754 | t3_2tg7y7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by misinterpreting a riddle
This actually happened when I was a sophomore in high school about 8 years ago, but it still haunts me to this day. Now normally I would change the names in order to protect the innocent, but in order to grasp this fuck up I need to give you the authentic first names of a few... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422050692 | 1422051627 | t3_2tg85a | t5_2to41 | 14 | Lame_Goblin: TIFU by faking being sick.
So well, today I faked being sick to skip a school test. *Oh come on,* don't give me that look. It was a physics test I hadn't properly studied for and I felt as shit/was tired anyways. I stayed home just so I could get the weekend to study for the re-test afterwards. I don't usu... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422048917 | 1422052305 | t3_2tg3yv | t5_2to41 | 8 | Teiske: TIFU by saying I would break seomone's jaw and then actually doing.
So this happend a few years ago while I was sixteen, I know it's a while back. Grab your pitchforks.
Anyway, me, a friend an his girlfriend where out clubbing(were Dutch BTW) and while we are there I see this guy eying my friends girlfriend. T... | 4 | 2 | |
1422046597 | 1422102679 | t3_2tfydl | t5_2to41 | 8 | fireonthe_mountain: TIFU by waiting.
This isn't very interesting, but TIFU by realizing how much I care about a girl.
There's a girl that I met at the beginning of this year named Emily. We had AP Biology together. A few classes into the year we meet each other and talk, etc. Turns out that she knows a couple of my go... | 4 | 2 | |
1422051031 | 1422052245 | t3_2tg8xb | t5_2to41 | 17 | TorontoMan16: TIFU by lying on my resume in an interview
So this Fuck up happened a few years ago when I was a baby lawyer fresh out of law school. I got an interview with a good sized firm in my city. My resume before submitting to this firm wasn't all that impressive, so I made up the fact I did a summer internship a... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1422051101 | 1422051416 | t3_2tg92t | t5_2to41 | 4 | nicu31: TIFU by calling by history teacher a cow in front of all the class.
It wasn't today, it was before I entered university.
I the 10th grade I moved to a knew school. First week, didn't know all the teachers very well.
Our history teacher was a woman around 40-50 years old. On our first lecture she was talking ab... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422051368 | 1422053211 | t3_2tg9ng | t5_2to41 | 110 | Glakus: TIFU by confiscating our cats "kitten" from her.
To add a bit of context, we have a cat, well kitten as she is only 9 months old. One of her first toys was a [beanie baby lion](http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mvyzPHPFoobyCGomA3cqFtQ.jpg) which we named Mumford. When we first introduced Mumford, he was th... | 10 | 11 | |
1422048863 | 1422052878 | t3_2tg3u0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | therealbessica: TIFU by replying to an email instead of forwarding it.
Good afternoon fellow redditors! I'm here today to impart an important warning to you all. If you work for a company that gives you an email account, be sure to always check and see who you are sending emails to. This morning, started like any other... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422046512 | 1422054284 | t3_2tfy5f | t5_2to41 | 33 | thekingz40: TIFU by using my phone as universal remote to mess up my college projector and then getting caught
I am the typical quiet guy who sits in the corner in assemblies; I never get into trouble, but get called a "pussy" quite a lot.
So I decided to try something brave...
You know, when I first found this app o... | 3 | 11 | |
1422052219 | 1422057000 | t3_2tgbjz | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rawrzilla23: TIFU by walking next to a big dude on ice.
I'll try to make this as short as possible. I'm also in a mad panic right now so apologies for any spelling errors and formatting and such.
So I live in Canada, and it's cold and snowy and there's a shit ton of ice. I take out my phone because I felt it vibrate. ... | 3 | 2 | |
1422050205 | 1422054040 | t3_2tg6zh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by clearing my history at work.
So, thanks to the powers of /r/gonewild I had to clear my history on my work computer(stumbled upon it for the first time, naturally loved it). This seemed innocuous at the time but now I am suffering for two reasons. First, I am unable to find a specification sheet I had... | 4 | 1 | |
1422052593 | 1422077450 | t3_2tgcei | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my wife a text from a female co-worker.
So today while I was on my one hour lunch break - I was on my way to get some Pho. As I was driving, I received a text message from a co-worker. Mind you this co-worker sits just one cube next to me and she's married and there is no history between us -... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422051957 | 1422123813 | t3_2tgazh | t5_2to41 | 838 | irishincali: TIFU when I had to reply angrily to a text from an intern.
Needed to respond angrily to an intern’s text message saying she didn't get work done. Something along the lines of:
>*Tina, I’m pretty sure this is the 4th time you haven’t completed blah blah… none the others have problems… yada yada… if you ... | 7 | 119.714286 | |
1422053225 | 1422055018 | t3_2tgdr8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | DisImpssibledecision: TIFU by Offering concert tix on the facebook
idamnedit: I think the general rule should be whomever can make you blow a load the hardest gets to go to the show.
Teotwawki69: This is a good rule.
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1422053324 | 1422055087 | t3_2tgdyt | t5_2to41 | 18 | Hazey_Phase: TIFU By Eating Cheerios
Yesterday was my Friday so I stayed up way later than I should have. I woke up in the afternoon and some cereal to sate the "morning" hunger sounded fantastic.
I grabbed the largest bowl I have and filled it up with the proper ratio of Cheerio/Milk and proceeded to sit down and see... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1422052794 | 1422078400 | t3_2tgcuk | t5_2to41 | 14 | imwhiteout: TIFU by throwing up often.
This happened about a year ago. Sorry Friends.. Anyway a little backstory, I dont know what is wrong with me, but whenever i do anything physical I throw up. It happens all the time. Go for a run, throw up. That kind of thing. Anyway, I was hanging out with my girlfriend at the ti... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1422052814 | 1422054891 | t3_2tgcw0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | kickstartusa: TIFU by dropping a duece in a handicapped stall.
So this happened a couple of days ago, but I was on the road, had enjoyed some sort of greasy fast food earlier in the day and then it hit me, I need to shit.
So luckily I am coming up on a Buccee's. For those of you who don't live in Texas, and don't kno... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422053993 | 1422056070 | t3_2tgfcj | t5_2to41 | 9 | GeorgieBandito: TIFU by keeping my mouth hemorrhoid free.
TIFU Around 7 a.m. this morning. I went to brush my teeth while running on auto pilot. After 30 seconds of heavy brushing I realized this toothpaste had zero minty taste. Preperation H came to save the day...in my mouth.
TL;DR: I brushed my teeth with prep H
ce... | 3 | 3 | |
1422054970 | 1422055803 | t3_2tghd7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ZahlersBizarreBazaar: TIFU by playing too many games without cleaning.
As many gamers know, as you continuously play a game, a collection of trash builds around your playing area, usually containing cans, wrappers, and other food related objects. So as my mini binge rolls into day 3, I have a few bowls of mac n cheese ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422055808 | 1422076310 | t3_2tgj2k | t5_2to41 | 106 | COeROCK: TIFU when my mom found my anal plug
So yeah, I'm a dude who lives by himself (in between roommates ATM), and sometimes I like to put things in my ass. It is what it is and I'm not ashamed.
I washed it off when I was done and left it on my computer desk. BIG MISTAKE. The next day, I got food poisoning and star... | 6 | 17.666667 | |
1422053165 | 1422067122 | t3_2tgdmp | t5_2to41 | 10 | LLment: TIFU by kicking someone's dog in the face
This actually just happened not to long after I began writing it here. I came off the bus from work and a woman was walking her dog with no leash. A small dog but small dogs have tried to bite my fingers but that's another story. So I don't trust small dogs. Anyway this... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422056559 | 1422065672 | t3_2tgkjt | t5_2to41 | 20 | CosmosAwaken: TIFU I tried masturbating while off of my A.D.D. meds
So today I forgot to take my meds no big deal normally. Until I tried jacking off, it was impossible one moment I'm fantasizing about hot girls and tits the next I'm thinking about what music is coming out next week, then I'm soft as fuck so trying to ... | 5 | 4 | |
1422056519 | 1422060884 | t3_2tgkgk | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing my roommate then turning him into a father
EDIT: We talked about the "water" technique to check the validity of a condom, where you fill up a condom with water to make sure nothing leaks before putting it on. I thought he would do that before getting off with someone. Still, it IS my f... | 5 | 3 | |
1422055912 | 1422057348 | t3_2tgja8 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaking a milkshake.
I just got a cookie dough frijj milkshake (pretty damn good) and saw on the side, that I had to 'shake well', so I proceeded to shake up that milkshake as hard as I could, ensuring for the most quality mixing of flavor or whatever.
First thing I noticed after that was milkshake... | 3 | 8 | |
1422056998 | 1422059173 | t3_2tglf0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | crushedaria: TIFU by doing a little bit extra to help a customer at work
We had a customer come in asking where our super glue was and an employee showed her the location. She wasn't happy with the price and asked me if we had anything else.
I asked her what she needed it for so I could suggest something else. She nee... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422056987 | 1422062445 | t3_2tgle8 | t5_2to41 | 23 | tonychiza: TIFU by checking out the wrong girl
You know that phrase dirty old man? Well one of the veterans of my company is the epitome of a dirty old man. You know the type...Takes only the cute new girls out to lunch...Hangs out by their desks talking about nothing for 20 to 30 minutes at a time...Inappropriate touc... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1422056707 | 1422101810 | t3_2tgkuv | t5_2to41 | 6,909 | chemwiener: TIFU by chemically fusing my penis shut [NSFW, NSFL] Take two.
Repost from two days ago - original post was removed within an hour due to the reference to masturbation, which is only allowed in this sub during the weekend. I'm still on foreign time, so I HOPE the weekend has started by now in the States.
... | 14 | 493.5 | |
1422058128 | 1422068269 | t3_2tgnnj | t5_2to41 | 10 | rikoded: TIFU by being a senior in High-school in Cancun on spring break
Long time lurker here.. I have enjoyed these posts so much I had to make an account to post this one. This was about 6 years ago.
It was senior year of high-school and we all went to cancun for spring break.. We had a group of 20 or so that were ... | 5 | 2 | |
1422057905 | 1422063283 | t3_2tgn8q | t5_2to41 | 8 | Iv4n: TIFU By calling a student idiot.
So I'm a junior high teacher and this litle piece of shit wouldn't stop interrumpting the class talking an rolling a piece of paper on his forehead and saying I'm "indian" I'm "indian" his words not mine, so I got close to him and told him in very quiet and calm voice; Are you Id... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422049997 | 1422148947 | t3_2tg6i1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheDjPhoenix: TIFU by trying to be realistic in my drawings and drew my teacher, entire family and crush naked
So, this fuck up is when I was in 3rd grade. I was tired of drawing the usual stick figures and wanted to up my drawing game. So after the first day of class, I went home I drew and drew, and I ended up drawin... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422059463 | 1422106568 | t3_2tgqch | t5_2to41 | 188 | sweetchimera: TIFU by laughing at my boyfriends penis.
Well, really yesterday I fucked up...
We were watching a history documentary, cuddling on his bed, and how things always work out, things started getting hot.
After some wonderful foreplay and the removal of clothes he say to me, "Close your eyes, I want to try ... | 5 | 37.6 | |
1422059658 | 1422082156 | t3_2tgqq0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | ImNewToThus: TIFU by having sex with my friends roommate.
So I guess a bit of back story to this first:
So I broke up with my girlfriend of two years last Summer and once I went back to college I started messing around with a girl (Lets call her Mia) in my class that I was really good friends with and good friends with... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422059284 | 1422070339 | t3_2tgpzy | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating
I got myself a nice, hot and ready Little Caesars pizza and was ready to start chowing down on it right away. I barely made it to my car before I was in the cheap, cardboard box devouring the cheesiest of pepperoni pizzas. After the first bite, I had a wonderful spot of pizza burn on the top o... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422059842 | 1422308575 | t3_2tgr2q | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by unintentionally stealing a precursor of methamphetamine "crystal meth"
First off, I'm a chemistry student and live with both of my parents. And every once in a while for our chemistry labs we are assigned a task like, synthesising a chemical compound or doing some sort of data analysis (most of the p... | 6 | 2 | |
1422065314 | 1422140619 | t3_2tgv9l | t5_2to41 | 20 | The_Dude18: 10
Ringothefuckingdingo: Aww, well thanks!
The_Dude18: Your bf is a dick for calling you a seven lmao.
Ringothefuckingdingo: 7 is totally good for me, lol.
The_Dude18: Look lady your fuckin hot and your bf is a genius for trying to make you humble lol.
Ringothefuckingdingo: I'll show him this thread and se... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1422062336 | 1422065044 | t3_2tgvof | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by joking about "Deflategate" at an airport.
ContrarySnivy: Stolen:
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tedmx/tifu_by_making_a_deflategate_joke_to_the_baggage/
tweedsweed: Fuck you my post came first.
ContrarySnivy: Your's was posted "Sat Jan 24 01:18:56 2015 UTC"
rfishergr3390's was posted "Fri Ja... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422061759 | 1422087091 | t3_2tgukg | t5_2to41 | 1,018 | WhatsUpYourButt: TIFU by trying to creatively wake up my girlfriend
My girlfriend went to take a nap and asked me to wake her up in a couple hours. She just saw Silence of the Lambs for the first time last week (she loved it) so I thought it would be funny to reenact a scene from it to wake her up. Our bedroom has a di... | 7 | 145.428571 | |
1422064238 | 1422068744 | t3_2tgz0e | t5_2to41 | 3 | powerteddy: TIFU by accidentally making my age 5 for an online CLASS.
I guess i hadn't had enough coffee yet. I had already gone through putting in most of my info so i clicked over to the next page. Being the only thing on the page i misinterpreted what the question was asking. I though it had asked for the date so i ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422064131 | 1422064689 | t3_2tgyto | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By drinking in my apartment while scrolling Reddit.
So this happened just before Christmas, but, ya know. So back story, I'm a late 20's lady who has been struggling (now recovering) from alcoholism. I had 4 years sober prior but relapsed 1.5 years ago for some stupid reason. Awhile back I was arrested ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422064498 | 1422097062 | t3_2tgzhg | t5_2to41 | 11 | CoronaGecko: TIFU by being naked around a dog.
So its my last night at home before my train tomorrow, and I decided to wash all the clothes I brought with me (only had one small piece of luggage so it could all fit). So im in the basement, keeping an eye on the two dogs since im down there anyways and so they dont have... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422064569 | 1422089930 | t3_2tgzlq | t5_2to41 | 192 | poopsy_steve: TIFU by falling asleep while not driving.
I was driving home from work last night, it's an hour and a half drive. Bit of a long day, didn't sleep well last night, and I felt the matchstick-eyes thing happening, and pulled over to take half an hour before I drove again.
I fell asleep with my hands on the ... | 4 | 48 | |
1422064872 | 1422079260 | t3_2th04v | t5_2to41 | 41 | carlstein: TIFU when I accidentally "blue" myself
So about two weeks ago I decided to get my hair dyed "silvery" (aka bleached with a lil tiny bit of a blue toner in it), and it turned out awesome and I loved it. My stylist recommended putting a little bit of manic panic dye in my shampoo before rinsing it through my h... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1422063242 | 1422068113 | t3_2tgx8v | t5_2to41 | 3 | ShareHappyness: TIFU by getting mad at a girl
This happened long ago when I was in 3rd grade or so. There was this annoying white girl that always tried to annoy us by trying to kiss me and my friends. Unfortunately, she's straight Bye Felicia type of chick, so we were totally not interested.
Well during the Cinco de... | 3 | 1 | |
1422065935 | 1422079087 | t3_2th1xw | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to keep my beard at bay.
So this like most /r/TIFU posts happened awhile ago, but bare with me.
I was in boot camp when I was 18 (Court ordered, but that's another story). I was young and dumb, and pretty much the only white kid in the entire camp. I had never been in a long-time incarcerati... | 4 | 1 | |
1422066560 | 1422067401 | t3_2th30f | t5_2to41 | 11 | Shax_18: TIFU by swearing at a customer over the phone.
Background information: I work in a call centre. A debt recovery company. The department I work in is television licensing. Yes. Our country, UK, has to pay £145.50 annually to watch TV. People who have missed their payments gets their account passed over to us an... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422066924 | 1422076013 | t3_2th3nk | t5_2to41 | 12 | Jdublin: TIFU by telling my shrink that I thought I was being tailed by the government and accusing her of being a part of the scheme.
It was a typical visit to my shrink, usually she is pretty helpful and brings a different insight to whatever bullshit my mouth decides to vomit into her ears. We got to talking about ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1422067573 | 1422068298 | t3_2th4r7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | mscinagan: TIFU by running down a perfectly clueless chicken crossing the street
It's only morning and this happened. Was driving, from opposite direction came two motorcycles. Road was narrow. Apparently the chicken was trying to avoid the motorcycles and ran across the rear tire of my car
Shit.
ImGoinFishin: That ch... | 3 | 1 | |
1422067145 | 1422078066 | t3_2th413 | t5_2to41 | 115 | MyDekuTree: TIFU by cumming in my shower wall
So i was in the shower and at one point i started masturbating. I then proceeded to ejaculate all over my wall. I keep the lights off in my bathroom so i didnt know that it was still there after i got out. My mom gets in the shower. She calls me from my room (right next to ... | 8 | 14.375 | |
1422067041 | 1422087577 | t3_2th3uo | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU because I hate talking on the phone :(
I'm not big on talking on the phone. I'd much rather get a text. I have an app installed that sends my texts to my computer, so I leave my cell upstairs a lot. Pretty much anybody that knows me knows I am not going to answer the phone, like ever.
My husband left ... | 3 | 9 | |
1422070819 | 1422074146 | t3_2thac9 | t5_2to41 | 29 | syncaster: TIFU by not thinking fast enough.
So a little backstory. This fuck up happened on Wednesday, but I just found out what had happened as a result. I was doing some study sessions with a friend (let's call him Tony), to prepare for the SAT, as I think that SAT prep classes are bullshit, and that he shouldn't ta... | 9 | 3.222222 | |
1422070828 | 1422076369 | t3_2thacz | t5_2to41 | 18 | SavetheMegalodon: TIFU by yelling at a pedestrian
TIFU, but like many others here, my story was from a few weeks ago. We recently moved to a new city. Being that it was my husband's birthday, I took him downtown to try out a new restaurant. Everything is going well and it is time to leave. As we are trying to navigate ... | 3 | 6 | |
1422072424 | 1422113803 | t3_2thd1s | t5_2to41 | 3,525 | v_jax: TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blow job
So this didn't happen today but back in high school. My cheeks still get red every time I think about this.
My boyfriend my senior year of high school lived in the same neighborhood as I did, so we saw each other fairly often. He was hanging out at my house after school on... | 12 | 293.75 | |
1422072745 | 1422076869 | t3_2thdl5 | t5_2to41 | 30 | JoeLasDome: TIFU by thinking I could be an adult and hold my poop
This actually happened last year, but I figured it fit here. My, now ex, gf lived in New York City while I live in New Jersey and, after she slept over, I needed to get her to the train at about 6 am. As I was walking out, with very little time to spare,... | 3 | 10 | |
1422071041 | 1422075370 | t3_2thaqh | t5_2to41 | 11 | oscarchap1: TIFU by trying to steal a kiss
Let me start by saying that I am a moron or so it would appear.
So I go to a rather small school, where everyone knows everyone. We are a school known for being good at sports but not strong in the academics. I had been making rather small talk with this girl named, lets call... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422073737 | 1422076970 | t3_2thf7f | t5_2to41 | 11 | Gorramreavers: TIFU by asking a girl's brother if I could date her. Then driving three hours to meet her, without confirming first.
Welp. I decided to take a risk.
I got my friend's sisters number. We will call my friend Bob and his sister Susy. Susy and I have been talking for a little bit and she's awesome. She's wa... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422073858 | 1422091668 | t3_2thfez | t5_2to41 | 10 | RIP_Wrex: TIFU and it cost me $500
So the other day, I required some pleasure, and began jerking off. Now, usually, I stuff my warm jizz into a tube sock or a pair of underwear and forget about it the next day. But today wasn't like any other day. Today happened to be laundry day.
My mom thought that my all my clothes ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422074191 | 1422097074 | t3_2thfyf | t5_2to41 | 105 | kissmymax: TIFU by swallowing a mood ring
This actually happened today, so I have that going for me, which is nice.
I was casually doing my thing at my home computer, just like every other day, when I opened up my desk drawer and peered inside. To my surprise I found a mood ring! A childhood relic. This wasn't your av... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1422073466 | 1422108602 | t3_2therr | t5_2to41 | 154 | [deleted]: TIFU by physically hurting my dad with a fart
My father has had an extended stay in the hospital recovering from an excruciatingly painful back surgery. We've been spending long hours here and the steady diet of bad vending machine food hasn't been agreeing with me.
My brother and I were keeping our dad co... | 4 | 38.5 | |
1422073219 | 1422108336 | t3_2thedc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a girl's mustache
So, standard TIFU, this actually happened years ago.
I was laying in bed, getting all cuddly with this girl, and being very close to her face, I notice some peach fuzz over her lips. At this point I think to myself, "huh, that's kind of cute" and then for some fuckin... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422074954 | 1422077630 | t3_2thh4r | t5_2to41 | 4 | BrokenTacoShells: TIFU By Sleeping with My Ex and then later on with my long time friend...
Managed to somehow hook up with my ex who always made me like shit, and with my long time friend who I'm not attracted to but a hand a your dick with some booze in your system will make you do some dumb shit...
So yea...
So no... | 4 | 1 | |
1422075210 | 1422076419 | t3_2thhij | t5_2to41 | 5 | lildill17: TIFU and I need some relationship advice...
So... There is this guy I really like. (God that sounds cheesy) Anyways, I was planning on asking him to our winter formal dance (snoball) but I have been putting it off because I am scared to ask him. Then the other day, a bunch of my friends were talking in a gro... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422075332 | 1422084533 | t3_2thhpc | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeing my priest's boner
Like any TIFU this wasn’t today.
My dad’s birthday was last Tuesday, the 13th. And it was the Friday before, the 9th so I had decided, like the good daughter I am, I’m going to give him these deserts that he absolutely loves. My dads been pretty upset because my grandpa just... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1422075595 | 1422079632 | t3_2thi67 | t5_2to41 | 12 | curseyouinterwebs: [NSFW] TIFU by going to one of those adult webcam sites...
This fuck up happened 40 minutes ago...
well I was got on one of those adult webcam sites just to poke around and as I was scrolling down the Mens section one of the webcams caught my eye... As I looked closer I see that it is... OH SHIT ITS... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1422073918 | 1422105292 | t3_2thfih | t5_2to41 | 26 | tusktemper14: TIFU waving down the bus
I live in South Florida with no car, I walk a whole fucking lot to save money from bus fare. It's all flat ground so pop in headphones and im good. My legs are getting kind of scarily sore sometimes though. The endless flat ground is deceiving.
Flash to today where I decided to b... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1422076592 | 1422114170 | t3_2thjr3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | kathulhu63: TIFU by losing my ID
Couldn't find my ID this morning, and I fly to Vegas for a (long-awaited) vacation tomorrow. Luckily I have my passport, so they'll at least let me on the plane, but what the fuck am I supposed to do on the strip without my ID?
hedwig8: Your passport will serve as your ID,, but if in yo... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422077175 | 1422094372 | t3_2thkod | t5_2to41 | 10 | EdiposWincest: TIFU by letting my mom met my girlfriend
This actually happened like a year ago and this is a throwaway.
So I've been dating this girl for a while, let's call her G, she's great, funny, beautiful and smart. I really love her and wanted to go serious and arranged a meeting in my house to let my mom met m... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422077481 | 1422118981 | t3_2thl54 | t5_2to41 | 428 | TurtleInRice: TIFU the turtle in the rice NSFW
Okay. This happend to me a year ago. My friend said reddit would enjoy it. So, I was out at the bar with a buddy trying to take home some fine piece of ass. It was a country bar and I hate country music. So I got drunk. Really fucking drunk. I spotted this girl, she was fu... | 4 | 107 | |
1422078961 | 1422160973 | t3_2thnct | t5_2to41 | 12 | franziaferdinand: TIFU by not feeling ashamed of my body
I usually man the fitting room at my boring retail job, and I pass the time by engaging in smalltalk with customers.
Anyway, this lady comes out of the fitting room with three blouses, handing me back two of the them and saying, "Only getting this one today. I ... | 6 | 2 | |
1422078553 | 1422079712 | t3_2thmrc | t5_2to41 | 5 | DrSexual: TIFU By telling my mom the TRUTH
This just happened a moment ago.
I usually am out on a Friday night, but tonight I decide to stay in. My mom calls me and asks what I am doing so I let her know I am home. She asks to come over and that she is leaving the mall so I say, "ok sure".
When she gets here she has... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422078698 | 1422083443 | t3_2thmzg | t5_2to41 | 6 | aclayhutchings: TIFU by changing my contact lenses.
So I was going to change into my last pair of contacts today. I took out the old ones, and as per usual, tossed them into the toilet. I opened one lens and put it in fine, but when I went to put in the other, I realized there was a puncture in the little foil cover. A... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422080647 | 1422141909 | t3_2thpnn | t5_2to41 | 2 | Verycontradicted: TIFU by looking at my ex...friend twitter
Well i had been living with my current wife two years when i met this girl, not as cute as my wife but we shared so many things that we came very close, needless to say that my wife wasn't very thrilled about our more than friendly relation, then my wife got p... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1422080562 | 1422130691 | t3_2thpjo | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing in backyard
First off, I'd like to say I'm not a dirty rat. It's mutualism, my bladder gets emptied and my plants get watered. Seriously, after running a few feet with my lawnmower it starts to cut out. I use the toilet most of the time, but you know, when someone is using it and I'm comfortab... | 12 | 1 | |
1422081501 | 1422193800 | t3_2thqrw | t5_2to41 | 596 | throw-awayyyyyyyyyy: TIFU by hiding in the closet
My roommate went out to a party tonight (didn't invite me), and I had nothing to do. I'm pretty embarrassed and depressed when other people go out and I'm stuck in my apartment watching Netflix and drinking beer all night. Being so easily embarrassed I wanted my roommat... | 6 | 99.333333 | |
1422081827 | 1422082895 | t3_2thr5g | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ayerayerayer: TIFU being too needy
Sometimes, I tend to get emotionally unstable.
I got too needy and wanted his attention more than reasonable. I always text/ call him but he is always busy with something. I Know he's not cheating or anything on me but I just want to talk to him and hear his voice. He does get back t... | 4 | 1 | |
1422082312 | 1422134592 | t3_2thrsc | t5_2to41 | 137 | snowcrunchies: TIFU by being a white American getting caught by Mexican girl's dad naked with his daughter on his living room couch...in Mexico.
*Repost from Wed. Removed for rule 11.
Dear Reddit,
Allow me to create for you a setting.
To begin, I will explain that I live in the US on the border with Mexico. I mean r... | 6 | 22.833333 | |
1422083461 | 1422084365 | t3_2tht4w | t5_2to41 | 9 | Marksman46: TIFU by not setting my alarm.
Not quite today, but a few months ago.
Well, as a bit of backstory, I had just recently gotten a girlfriend, and been telling my parents for the 5 months we had been dating that we were not at all sexually active.
Now, this was a sunday morning at 9 am. (I usually wake up ar... | 3 | 3 | |
1422083531 | 1422100580 | t3_2tht7q | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by deciding to try coffee for the first time. [NSFW just in case]
Like a lot of others this happened a few years ago. I finally told my bf my forbidden story of shame and he suggested I post it here.
I had just turned 18 a few months ago and had gotten the dreaded jury duty letter. I was at that stage ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422084323 | 1422084940 | t3_2thu52 | t5_2to41 | 5 | sn0rlaxy: TIFU by forgetting sex with my girlfriend.
Quick backstory; I'm in a long distance relationship and we've visited eachother once. I wasn't staying with her and the number of times we saw eachother were limited. This was months ago.
So tonight I texting her and we started to talk a little dirty and I made a r... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422084715 | 1422085542 | t3_2thuko | t5_2to41 | 14 | Masculineish: TIFU by eating Taco Bell before a job interview.
TIFU when i went to an interview. I got a call around 8:30 this morning for a job interview for a place I've been dreaming about working at. The guy said "can you come in for 1:00pm today?". I didn't hesitate the "yes". I hoped in the shower, pulled out my ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422083523 | 1422174154 | t3_2tht7i | t5_2to41 | 293 | Immane: TIFU by googling my grandma.
I have never been close with the relatives on either side of my family. My mother's parents lived several hours away, along with many of her siblings. My father's family, on the other hand, all live relatively close by. However, we no longer speak to my father, and therefore have... | 6 | 48.833333 |
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