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1422084129 | 1422086457 | t3_2thtxa | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a BJ [NSFW]
It was about a year ago, not today.
Anyway, I was about to go down on this guy, who wasn't yet my boyfriend, and I was seriously shy about anything sexual. I thought, "Let me just chug some vodka before I blow him so I won't feel so self-conscious."
I thought it would give me c... | 3 | 4 | |
1422083712 | 1422261795 | t3_2thtfk | t5_2to41 | 10 | royal-bhati: TIFU By throwing ice cold water on my girlfriend...
me and my friend Ankit party together, on saturday Ankit pays bill and on sunday me but on sunday i forgot the wallet but by chance we met Shiru friend of ankit so we told shiru ''u party with us and pay the bill we both will throw you a party in upcoming... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1422086639 | 1422088796 | t3_2thwne | t5_2to41 | 14 | aughwatarush: TIFU by shagging my neighbour who is dating a guy i work with... i just dont know this guys identity.
Ok so I'm living in a small appartment building with only a small number of appartments. Everyone in the building is fairly cool and will often hang out in a common area of the building, often there is dr... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1422087839 | 1422089105 | t3_2thxsk | t5_2to41 | 14 | positivecontent: TIFU by not figuring out how to do something before I did it causing an even more painful situation. NSFW
This is the details of the event that actually happened very recently, date not listed to protect all those involved. This event was the final end to a long awaited process that I had to endure. As... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1422088344 | 1422116665 | t3_2thy93 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Telling Everyone a Freshman Gave Head
This literally happened like an hour ago, so this is an actual "TIFU."
Summer 2014
Ok so this girl I see on Instagram is incredibly cute, so I requested to follow her. She accepts my follow request (which means I can see her posts, and comment and like them), a... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422088136 | 1422108507 | t3_2thy1y | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a house against my will and lose my GF
Some explanation is needed.
My mother owns a house (been in the family since 1880), it's a beautiful but not maintained house. It was habited by my great-grand father's family, my grand-father's family and now by my mother.
When my grandmother almost di... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1422081841 | 1422112963 | t3_2thr63 | t5_2to41 | 3 | jakegt1: TIFU by sleeping in my car
So, after having about 4 hours sleep I had to drive my girlfriend to uni, as we car share and she had a lecture at 9. I didn't have a lecture until 1pm, so I thought I'd catch some sleep in the car.
9 hours later, I come back to the car. For some reason it's not starting.
Forgot ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422090248 | 1422161914 | t3_2thzzo | t5_2to41 | 63 | frightenedhugger: TIFU by pinching my nut. (NSFWish)
This happened a couple of weeks ago, only now do I feel like posting it.
I work in retail. Sometimes when you're working a 9 hour stretch, you just gotta drop a deuce, nothing for it. Some retail chains are a bunch of cheap-asses, and won't build an employee-only t... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1422090697 | 1422091049 | t3_2ti0fk | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by pretending I was gay and touching boobs
Me and my buddy (lets call him Jay) do this thing where we justify our close relationship by saying were gay.... were not. Jay is trying to hook up with this girl who is into him. That brings us to tonight.
Tonight, was my other friends birthday party, Jay a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422091885 | 1422177603 | t3_2ti1fz | t5_2to41 | 4 | senpai_go_away: TIFU during my biology class.
Well, fuckitty boppity fuck. I hope you enjoy my fuck up, because I certainly fucked up worse than kim kardashians butt surgery.
Little bit of backstory(No pun intended):
NOTE: THERE IS NO BACKSTORY, I SAID IT SOLELY FOR THAT BAD PUN.
I've posted here before, not that you ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422091376 | 1422095456 | t3_2ti11h | t5_2to41 | 4 | BecomingMoreDumb: TIFU by slicing a chunk out of my finger and ruining everyone's night.
Doing an everyday day job which I have been doing regularly over the past 3 years took a turn for the worst today when I had my first ever workplace injury ever.
I was slicing an onion, when my hand suddenly slipped off, into the ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422094068 | 1422095118 | t3_2ti3an | t5_2to41 | 9 | superstretch21: TIFU by getting a cute guys number
Went into Jimboy's to get some tacos, cute cashier ends up giving me his number, texted him and he turns out to be a complete douche pickle by trying to get me to send him nudes and answer his dumbass sexual questions/fantasies.
Can now no longer go to that Jimboy's. ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422094689 | 1422134133 | t3_2ti3sv | t5_2to41 | 857 | iamsososorrymom: TIFU by having phone sex with my mom.
Background: I'm a 20 year old woman. I live with my parents. I'm also a phone sex operator. I specifically do female domination phone calls, which includes all sorts of kinky stuff like verbal humiliation and punishment and making the guy on the other end of the ph... | 7 | 122.428571 | |
1422080142 | 1422160859 | t3_2thozk | t5_2to41 | 3 | SwiftSix: TIFU By being a 7 year old boy.
So like most posts this was like nine years ago when I was in elementary school and I just thought to make a tifu post out of it.
My friends and I were playing are normal game of marines vs terrorists and I was on the terrorists side. Are objective was to blow up the school, i... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422092464 | 1422126730 | t3_2ti1y4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Throwaway_To_Start: TIFU by not knowing song lyrics
Long time lurker and first time poster over here, so don't judge.
So, let me give a bit of background. There's this cute girl I met recently and we've hit it off really well. And when I say really well, I mean it. We share a lot of interests and things just naturally... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422095393 | 1422151549 | t3_2ti4c4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a Tinder date who turned out to be Autistic
Recently I downloaded tinder to give myself a bit of a pick me up after my two and a half year relationship fizzled out. I wasn't really looking for much other than a guy near me to hang out with (I am female), because I just missed the close socia... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1422095972 | 1422098610 | t3_2ti4sz | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by nearly dying, then defecating, then nearly dying again and lastly poking a thousand cactus needles into my hand
This of course didn't happen today, but back in 2007. I was 15 at the time and I was invited on a little cruise by my relatives. So I thought why the hell not, sounds like fun.
One morning... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1422096466 | 1422098465 | t3_2ti59q | t5_2to41 | 21 | cremdesuprem: TIFU by telling a girl she looks like a guy
So, let me set the scene here. I'm behind the counter at Walgreens telling this nice chinese girl the total of her purchase. "16.78". She then says "and a pack of Marlboro lights." This girl looks 15, so I asked for I.d. She gives me her passport and I see the p... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1422097926 | 1422098472 | t3_2ti6ha | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU- housemate in Bangkok style.
This is verbatim his Facebook message to me. He's also a reddit lurker so I can't wait until he reads this.
'I'm bored so I'm writing this in a TIFU style post - no you can not post this until I edit some details/provide some detail for interweb context...
Sooo after the ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422097928 | 1422101786 | t3_2ti6hc | t5_2to41 | 8 | OblivionJL: TIFU by ruining My bro and his friends dream
Now my younger brother brought his friends around to our house, there the same age, 7, my brother and his friend (let's call him billy) are completely addicted with minecraft and billy has decided he wants to be a Minecraft youtuber. Now me and my brother have a ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422096834 | 1422099443 | t3_2ti5ka | t5_2to41 | 8 | Xeleo: TIFU by trying to prank my librarian
Happened a few years ago. There was a porn site link that was spreaded through my class. Redtube.com. I heard of it through my friends. I didn't realize at the time what porn was, but I knew that redtube is a website that children shouldn't visit and that it's bad.
A few day... | 4 | 2 | |
1422097685 | 1422164327 | t3_2ti69w | t5_2to41 | 641 | Blu186: TIFU by taking my dad to the supermarket and laughing at his jokes.
My father has always been a fan of dad jokes, even since I was a kid. I remember the thousands of gags he would pull on my, just because he's awesome like that.
I'm 17 now, and have become accustomed to the onslaught of jokes that he makes wh... | 14 | 45.785714 | |
1422098364 | 1422128777 | t3_2ti6u0 | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my Fiancée's debit card in a casino.
So I currently live with my fiancée and I currently gamble (WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to much) and she found out about it recently and I decided to cut it down (It's not easy to cut down gambling when your addicted).
So anyway I headed to the casino at the early hou... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1422098934 | 1422111334 | t3_2ti7bs | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by pleasuring myself with a dildo
So this fuck up happened last night and has been blown up to epic proportions. My boyfriend has some serious issues with trust, etc after his ex-fiancee was caught cheating on him with his brother. So I have to be extra careful not to tread on his toes because he's a ni... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1422100367 | 1422103175 | t3_2ti8jk | t5_2to41 | 10 | zKillsy0u: TIFU by running away from spiders
I am arachnophobic and today, while cleaning my room, i vaccuumed behind my sofa and saw 5 of those nasty big black house spiders.
I immediately ran away, screaming like a little girl and after comming back with backup (my dad and his GF) they were nowhere to be fou... | 5 | 2 | |
1422101061 | 1422139530 | t3_2ti95g | t5_2to41 | 73 | warted_for_life: [NSFW] TIFU by letting my boyfriend go down on me
18 female here.
A couple weeks ago my boyfriend of 8 months had something on his lip that looked like a cold sore, but he said it wasn't. So we were fooling around and he ate me out.
Fast forward to about yesterday I noticed I was itchy and had some... | 11 | 6.636364 | |
1422102388 | 1422107451 | t3_2tiadh | t5_2to41 | 10 | masternuggets: TIFU by screaming at someone with special needs.
So, my buddy and I do this thing on a non-scheduled basis where we drive around in my car and yell at people doing things that normal courteous people don't. Such as, driving while on the phone, not picking up your dogs poop, jaywalking, and other crimes t... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1422102332 | 1422109897 | t3_2tiabz | t5_2to41 | 9 | jhm5194: TIFU by doing it standing up in the bathroom
So this actually happened over Christmas break down in Puerto Rico. So I my girlfriend came down to PR with my family for a little vacation. My girlfriend had just had her wisdom teeth taken out about a month ago, and when you get your wisdom teeth out, they put you... | 3 | 3 | |
1422103551 | 1422105924 | t3_2tibgm | t5_2to41 | 367 | lusty-argonian: TIFU by making my boyfriend think I'm into incest. [NSFW]
Not five minutes ago, I was reading the [father/daughter internet history fuck up](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2qtwmf/tifu_by_jokingly_searching_through_my_dads/) with my partner sitting on the couch next to me. After reading it, I did ... | 8 | 45.875 | |
1422101181 | 1422134866 | t3_2ti99o | t5_2to41 | 485 | missshrimptoast: TIFU by sounding like a white supremacist at work.
Edit: My first front page post. Because I sounded racist..... yay?
I work for a company which sells furniture, including rolling chairs. We were having difficulty maintaining cleanliness, as the customers would try our chairs and they would end up bei... | 6 | 80.833333 | |
1422105815 | 1422360316 | t3_2tidpr | t5_2to41 | 13 | caramelraisins: TIFU by going out of my room to play Dota 2
This just happened. The horror is just starting to sink in. The mortification will forever be in my veins. Warning: involves talking of blood flow. One word: menstruation. I don't know if this is NSFW.
Bit of background: It's the first day of my generally sh... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1422107319 | 1422139800 | t3_2tife7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by blaming the dog [NSFW]
Happened quite a long time ago but it's an story worth sharing.
I was young at the time and had recently got with my first girlfriend. This was the first serious and sexual relationship either of us had been in. It's fair to say, we were fucking like rabbits.
To add more co... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1422106878 | 1422109953 | t3_2tieu6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | bigjimboslice123: TIFU by not taking a shit before wrestling practice
Well this happened last summer, but I felt this was funny enough to post in here, so here it goes.
It was the beginning of summer, so school was over and wrestling season was over for me. However my coach had practices for us Saturday mornings to k... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422106548 | 1422215636 | t3_2tiei0 | t5_2to41 | 448 | Flackbash: TIFU by having no gaydar.
I'm a big fan of the TIFU sub. I take daily solace in the fact that no matter how bad my day is, at least I didn't advise potential employers to prepare their anuses.
This is relevant to my interests, since after relocating to a new city, I finally landed a great job after 3 months... | 14 | 32 | |
1422108969 | 1422109845 | t3_2tihd1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | AngeloRia: TIFU by taking OTC pain medication
Last night I was messing around with Linux on a dual boot(two operating systems on one computer) when I started getting tired, so shut down my computer, took a shower, and went to bed. I managed to fall asleep relatively quickly, and by 1:45 AM was sleeping like a baby.
No... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422109330 | 1422126655 | t3_2tiht0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By Pestering my Girlfriend for sex.
farjia: get her on a pill or use condom so that next time you don't have to kill an unborn baby.
Silvermane2: Get out.
OliStabilize: He's not wrong
Silvermane2: oh hai troll
OliStabilize: Would you rather fuck up 2 lives or 3?
Silvermane2: This is some low quality b... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1422109030 | 1422310712 | t3_2tihfp | t5_2to41 | 109 | syedsameer: TIFU by accidentally showing fisting porn to my client and 30+ people at a website launch party.
I run a web design studio but rarely interact with my clients directly.
However this particular client is an important one as they are the largest eye hospital in north India, and their manager - a newly wed i... | 6 | 18.166667 | |
1422108432 | 1422111409 | t3_2tigpr | t5_2to41 | 10 | thorium007: TIFU by picking up chocolate for my wife.
I was buzzing around reddit when I found [this post](http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2t7oun/just_put_down_a_towel_itll_be_easier_to_clean_up/) and it brought back a lot of horrible memories.
A few years ago I picked up one of those one pound dark chocolate he... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422109574 | 1422114572 | t3_2tii4w | t5_2to41 | 21 | thirtyoneyearold: TIFU by telling my gf I don't love her every day
My gf (F24) and I (M31) have been together for the last two years. Yesterday we were talking about my lack of friends and how it's not healthy nor attractive and how that's possibly influencing the lack of sex in our life (she said this in the nicest a... | 12 | 1.75 | |
1422109843 | 1422110869 | t3_2tiij1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | gecef: TIFU by getting scared by my printer
The fuck up wasnt today but anyway...
I had a gaming night,you know,till' the sun rises!Was playing metro 2033,pretty tense situation,and the thing is that next to my monitor is the printer,the printer has this thing>http://imgur.com/gMmmSQc broken so i did the best thing ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1422110481 | 1422117019 | t3_2tijbi | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by responding to a question.
So I've been in a really high stress situation due to my home life for an uncomfortably long time now, and the one shining light in this entire mess has been this gentlemen I've been talking to for awhile. We met before all the craziness in my life started up so unfortunatel... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422111116 | 1422114784 | t3_2tik77 | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting that we installed in home security cameras with remove viewing. I come home for lunch.
Well. I have a dog and when we got our new security system we had an extra camera so we put it inside so we could have fun and see what our crazy dog does all day. This can be monitored online or from an... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1422112198 | 1422114970 | t3_2tilqv | t5_2to41 | 11 | motherchuggingpugs: TIFU by accidentally almost being arrested for terroism
This happened about a year ago, but I am sure you can get over it.
There's 17 year old me hanging out with some friends at one of their farms, way out in the middle of nowhere, plenty of open space with no neighbours nearby. Being the curious c... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1422111802 | 1422262561 | t3_2til6p | t5_2to41 | 4 | Heartrobofdublin: TIFU by going hoes before bros.
**This just happened to my friend**
This is a story of how I fucked up by not abiding by the bro code which ultimately led to the fuck up of all fuck ups.
So I was hanging around with a few friends in college. I texted my best friend, David, to come over to us as he w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422111749 | 1423956539 | t3_2til3y | t5_2to41 | 8 | Khanicus: TIFU by finally breaking out of the friendzone
So this happened a couple of days ago while camping.
My best friend (let's call her D) and I have been quite close over the past 4 years and while camping with her and her family, I finally broke out of the friendzone. The thing is that the tent we were in not ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422112982 | 1422116111 | t3_2timyh | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught masturbating
So usually I masturbate standing up in the washroom because the door has a lock on it. However, tonight I couldn't really walk or stand because of a sprained ankle, but I was still feeling horny. So I waited till about 11 at night to start since I thought everyone was asle... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422112734 | 1422154133 | t3_2timjh | t5_2to41 | 20 | poopsink: TIFU by pooping in my friend's sink
Here I lay in bed, trying to recount just how life has brought me to this moment; short answer, a combination of German Beer and Mcdonald's. The night began innocently enough with the prospect of a few beers with my lads. The pub of choice specializes in boots of German Bee... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1422113436 | 1422133368 | t3_2tinmr | t5_2to41 | 18 | mrgy05: TIFU by grabbing my father-in-law's phone
I had been waiting awhile this morning to meet with my father-in-law to help him with some business card designs. We decided to meet at McDonald's to eat and talk, although I didn't eat as I prefer actual food. I received a call from him that he would be late which I di... | 3 | 6 | |
1422114327 | 1422114697 | t3_2tip0o | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu, by getting caught fisting my girlfriend (again)
Just to note both of us are over 18, biological female, lesbian and in a long term relationship.
So me and the other half have a fairly healthy sex life, we happen to be into bdsm quite a lot .....
Anyway we were at her house having some "snuggle" time ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422113481 | 1422136204 | t3_2tinpy | t5_2to41 | 14 | Dark_Jester: TIFU when a hot girl asked me out.
This happened a long time ago. Not today. I was 13 at the time I think. First we're going to go years back before that though. Lets begin.
I was a shy kid. And dumb. Not dumb with academics but dumb with people. My parents were fucking bad at the whole parenting thing so... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1422114941 | 1422127605 | t3_2tiq12 | t5_2to41 | 151 | DropCarsNotPanties: TIFU by drinking coffee for the first time.
Like many others this happened a few years ago. I let my SO in on my story of forbidden shame last night now I'm sharing it with the world.
I had just turned 18 a few months ago and had gotten the dreaded jury duty letter. I was at that stage in my life b... | 6 | 25.166667 | |
1422114872 | 1422155681 | t3_2tipwt | t5_2to41 | 1,475 | Fedora-Tip-Bot: TIFU by forgetting about our new security cameras we put inside the house to watch our dog with remote viewing. I come home for lunch.
Well. I have a dog and when we got our new security system we had an extra camera so we put it inside so we could have fun and see what our crazy dog does all day. This ... | 13 | 113.461538 | |
1422115626 | 1422116644 | t3_2tir79 | t5_2to41 | 11 | turntheepaige: TIFU by believing my boyfriend was serious about waiting til marriage for sex.
Last night my [20 f] boyfriend [21 m] were at dinner and sex came up. Leaning over the table and whispering what we liked and whatnot, it was fun. Then, towards the end of dinner he tells me he might be thinking about waiti... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1422116469 | 1422120512 | t3_2tisns | t5_2to41 | 9 | SoccerDu25: TIFU by almost backing into another car..
Alright before you go on, do keep in mind that I am not saying I didn't do anything wrong. It was a simple mistake, can't say if I didn't look or if I did not see her. Either way I did not hit the woman's car, and I remained somewhat calm for the beginning. Her reac... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422117351 | 1422139496 | t3_2tiu9c | t5_2to41 | 48 | Throawayman242537: TIFU by not knocking on bathroom door
I "live" in a small dorm with a mate of mine,he usually is pretty quiet and sticks to his room a lot.
I decided to do the cooking for once,and he was in the bathroom,apparently "tidying himself up"
I start cooking some eggs on a pan,but my arm was getting tired... | 6 | 8 | |
1422116689 | 1422118561 | t3_2tit1j | t5_2to41 | 4 | Fire_Spittin_Kitten_: Tifu by dropping my girlfriend off at home
I have been a lurker for the longest time, and recently my friend reminded me of a FU I had not to long ago.
For some background context I am 18m and and I am black/hispanic but I am a very Derpy person. My gf has been moving from place to place recent... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422118026 | 1422536092 | t3_2tivh7 | t5_2to41 | 4,920 | marr95: TIFU when I tried to lose my virginity NSFW
This happened some years ago, but I did not know about reddit back
then... So here you go:
I was in a very nice relationship with this girl, Les. We were young, happy, and horny. Both of us were virgins at that time; the idea of losing it together was viable.
Durin... | 15 | 328 | |
1422117621 | 1422118421 | t3_2tiuq1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | oww_my_ball_sac: TIFU by losing the ball (literally)
Today, while playing Madden, I lost the ball. In sheer fustration I banged my controller in my lap.....or so I thought. My balls have never felt so much pain. I think they are ruptured. Damn you Madden
[deleted]: Well At least your ball was *inflated* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422116758 | 1422118779 | t3_2tit5x | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by allowing a petty, violent psycho into my life
Hey Reddit, so this TIFU is more of an ongoing thing.
I live in an apartment with two other people, one I am very close friends with, but the other scares me. I'll call the scary one Betty. As the title suggests, Betty talked about violence. A lot. Bac... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422115765 | 1422120886 | t3_2tireo | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU taking about Tom Brady's deflate gate press conference at work...
So the morning started out stressful so i needed a good laugh. So i decided to talk about deflate gate innuedos with some co-workers who i know i trust or at least i think i do. We all laughed about it. we thought Brady knew exactly wh... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422114700 | 1422154113 | t3_2tipmd | t5_2to41 | 36 | Bobby_Orrs_Knees: TIFU by being an acceptable mate... to my cat
Back in September I took in a stray kitten. She's now five months old, and I figured it was time to get her vaccinated. Since she possesses claws of death, I figured I'd give 'em a trim before looking like a negligent asshole in front of my local vet.
Soo... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1422119281 | 1422126485 | t3_2tixuq | t5_2to41 | 4 | EvilNiko89: TIFU by jerking it off in the wrong place. [NSFW]
So it's saturday today, and I developed a habit of going back home after school and jerking it off every single weak.
This one wasn't different, YET.
I went back home today extra horny for some odd reason and I quickly rushed my steps and opened my pc while ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422118845 | 1422119976 | t3_2tiwzx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleepwalking naked in my boyfriend's parents' house.
My boyfriend lives with his parents, and every weekend I stay at their house. We've been together for over two years, so I know his parents pretty well by now and we get along pretty well. Anyway, my boyfriend and I stayed up drinking some beers la... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422120567 | 1422181128 | t3_2tj0ci | t5_2to41 | 2 | sillyslipper: TIFU by letting my fingers slip
Ok, so this happened just now, and I'm so upset and embarrassed I can't even comprehend.
So I'm back from uni for the weekend, and wanted to get some cooking ideas from the best cook I know, my grandmother. She is the sweetest old lady who lives not too far away from me, a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422120603 | 1422137208 | t3_2tj0f5 | t5_2to41 | 107 | MazzyrazzyWrites: TIFU by letting my kids know that the sun is going to die.
So I'm a kindergarten teacher, been doing it for about four years now. For any nationality that doesn't know what that means, I teach 5 year olds.
Each month we have a overall theme to learn about, and last month's was space. It's awesome bec... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1422121403 | 1422185337 | t3_2tj1zu | t5_2to41 | 144 | Chansharp: TIFU by assuming my mom had left
So this happened a while ago but i was reminded of it today. Backstory, this girl and i were part of the same friend group and we had gotten close, but we wanted to keep it under wraps from our friends. Anyways it starts with us hanging out in my room watching netflix, when m... | 5 | 28.8 | |
1422122559 | 1422245305 | t3_2tj4ag | t5_2to41 | 10 | shovav91: TIFU by using the wrong computer
This morning, I decided to be a good employee and get some work done. Usually when I work at home I make sure to put my work computer back in my bag as soon as I'm done with it, but today I was an idiot and left it out on my bed.
My work computer is almost exactly the same as... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422122753 | 1422147344 | t3_2tj4qu | t5_2to41 | 197 | Peripheral1994: TIFU by not logging out of Reddit on my girlfriend's computer
littleM0TH: Now subscribe to a whole bunch of random subreddits. Things like /r/gaybros and /r/potato so that he will be thoroughly confused.
TheGermanDoctor: /r/spacedicks
littleM0TH: /r/dragonsfuckingcars
_Decimation: /r/ooer
halfstache0:... | 7 | 28.142857 | |
1422123052 | 1422124819 | t3_2tj5c0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | FrannyDoubleA: TIFU By Jumping Into Piss.
Okay, so I live in a two story house and I try to be super cool when I get off my last flight of stairs so I usually jump over the last three or four steps.
Normally, this would have gone fine, I'd jump the steps, land firmly on the tile, then go about doing whatever I was goi... | 4 | 1 | |
1422124527 | 1422208155 | t3_2tj8be | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend while dancing reggaeton.
First of all let me start this entry by saying that I cannot stand reggaeton. I simply cannot stand the shit. I love my lovely and beautiful girlfriend though, and yesterday she was in heat with the TV on playing reggaeton when I came back home a... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1422124963 | 1422128848 | t3_2tj965 | t5_2to41 | 9 | imkindofbaffled: TIFU I just discovered reddit and I am stuck here
iwishiwasaperson: Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay. Unfortunately you will run into many many many arseholes here. Know your memes! Know which are in and which are out at any particular moment! apparently meme knowledge is the main criteria you will... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1422125030 | 1422149004 | t3_2tj9b8 | t5_2to41 | 42 | orangahtang: TIFU by dating a Mormon girl for the past year, without telling her I have secretly left the church (I used to be Mormon)
Before I start writing how I fucked up, I just want to let everyone know that just because I consider myself Ex-Mormon, I do not hate Mormons, nor am I "anti-Mormon." I am not here to d... | 10 | 4.2 | |
1422126077 | 1422126641 | t3_2tjbef | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: tifu: by having ants in my pants. NSFW
I was 19. Apartment with roommates. One night my brain says, HEY! you're a sexually active adult, lets have an embarrassing wet dream!
I wake up to my alarm and a mess.
I run into the shower, throw off my awesome boxer-briefs full of my genetic goo.
I get dressed and ru... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422126568 | 1422127229 | t3_2tjceu | t5_2to41 | 5 | ThanksB: TIFU by defecating after yugioh tournament.
So this all happened about three years ago I was still in high school. My cousin invited me to go participate at regionals at Anaheim to play yugioh. It was my first and last regionals I have ever went to. Regionals is a tournament where people from that region compe... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422126721 | 1422128368 | t3_2tjcpn | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having drunk sex on my period
Ok, so the drunk sex on the rag didn't happen today, it happened earlier the other day...
My bf and I were having super sexy times. I was super horny, I knew he wanted to go for it even though we never do it on my girly time... I didn't want to get up to go to the bathr... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1422125410 | 1422127940 | t3_2tja1w | t5_2to41 | 5 | CrunchyFlakelets: TIFU By going on autopilot
A couple of weeks back, but forgot to post.
So, my dad had been going to a lot of funerals lately. His cousin (call her Sally) lost her husband a while back, then just lost her mother in early December. Her daughter (call her Michelle) did not answer her phone when they we... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422126770 | 1422148249 | t3_2tjct5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | fencing49: Tifu up by mentioning my ex girlfriend killed her twin.
So i was out with my family on a trip to the Delaware river a few summers ago (july 2013 i think). while we were there our family was chilling in some lawn chairs that we had placed in a very cool slow flowing stream (it was about 100+ out during this t... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422127861 | 1422128498 | t3_2tjeyv | t5_2to41 | 5 | Reevahn: TIFU by celebrating my bday
The 21st January 2015 was birthday. I went out that night and met some of my close friends. We did nothing special since it was in the middle of the week, so not a good day to party. I decided to arrange something for the 23th, so i bought a bunch of booze and went out with friends ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422128331 | 1422132308 | t3_2tjfwn | t5_2to41 | 4 | Orangesandjizz: TIFU by getting MY jizz on MY religious MOM
A little background : I'm 17 and I live with my parents and have my own room wich has a lock on the door wich comes in very handy (pun intended) when i want some private time. today like every other day i masturbated twice before my parents came home and came ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422128680 | 1422131177 | t3_2tjgla | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by gluing toilet paper to my vagina. Not my labia. My actual vagina.
I haven't had sex in a few months, so I haven't shaved in a few months. I'm not a hairy person normally, but I had accumulated a lot of hair in the past few months.
I started seeing this guy a few weeks ago, and tonight is the night... | 5 | 9 | |
1422129252 | 1422136506 | t3_2tjhqw | t5_2to41 | 13 | Snowroad: TIFU by saying the N-bomb over and over
This happened in during my English class back in high school (it's the secondary language over here).
We had to team up with somebody and to do an oral presentation about a singer of our choice. Of course having just moved from a different city I had no friends to part... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422130787 | 1422131027 | t3_2tjkyq | t5_2to41 | 3 | therealpeej3: TIFU by pooing at work.
This happened last week.
Sitting on the toilet at work reading about the whole Zack (he has a tiny dick), Jenny (she's a bitch) story. Forgot to give a courtesy flush at work because I'm so into the updates and comments.
I should also mention I work at a dunkin donuts/mini mart ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422128984 | 1422155774 | t3_2tjh7p | t5_2to41 | 3 | methylethylkillemall: TIFU by reading a book
Two days ago was the deadline for an assignment of five particularly difficult problem sets for one of my classes and man, did it really kick my ass. I was only really happy with one of the problem sets, one that was copy pasted right out of a book I had the pleasure to read... | 3 | 1 | |
1422126634 | 1422183997 | t3_2tjcj9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU, by thinking I could hold it.
This happend some years back at Roskilde festival.
Some background story about the festival. This is the biggest festival in Scandinavia, 100.000 people enjoying 9 days of music, heavy drinking, smoking. It is a basicly an independent state for 9 days, and it's inhabita... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422131990 | 1422385101 | t3_2tjnek | t5_2to41 | 3,999 | TIFUediblethrowaway: TIFU by getting my cleaning lady high as fuck
TIFU by accidentally getting my cleaning lady high as fuck
So yesterday, I had a friend that was going to come over to play some Mario Kart in the afternoon. The problem was, I had told my cleaning lady, an older Hispanic lady in her 60s, to come over... | 12 | 333.25 | |
1422133064 | 1422154365 | t3_2tjphf | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting owned by a five year old
I've been dating my girlfriend for two months and she decides that she wants me to meet her five year old son, Jason. I'm not a huge fan of kids, but I agree because this could be my future step-son, so I'm trying to have an open mind. Plus, my girlfriend wants him ... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1422133015 | 1422149138 | t3_2tjpdu | t5_2to41 | 215 | caged_rat: TIFU by getting caught masturbating by Jehovahs. [NSFW]
This didn't happen today, it happened 15 odd years ago when I was in High School. I get good laughs out of it so I thought I would share it with you guys.
So when I was 13 I discovered masturbation. And I loved it. I'm talking at least twice a day. ... | 4 | 53.75 | |
1422133167 | 1422134456 | t3_2tjppa | t5_2to41 | 13 | laundryservice101: TIFU by wetting my boyfriend's bed
So this FU took place in September of 2014. My boyfriend and I had been in a long distance relationship for about two months, and I was visiting him for a week. In other words, the relationship was still fairly new and I was still a bit nervous and giggly. I was 17 ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1422134247 | 1422352292 | t3_2tjrvn | t5_2to41 | -1 | thrrowwwaawayyy: TIFU by trying to get with a slutty girl
Long time lurker, first ever post so I apologize for the errors. Ok, so background here, I've known this girl for a pretty long time and we've been average friends, nothing close or anything. For most of the time I've known her she's been known as a pretty big ... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1422134045 | 1422136113 | t3_2tjrgt | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to give my bf a special treatment
During our second round after a wow I can't move my legs first section. We are paying with each other touching, pulling and feeling I decide to go down on him thinking, is the second time it may take him a little longer than usual, for my surprise when I grab ... | 8 | 2 | |
1422131402 | 1422210571 | t3_2tjm8d | t5_2to41 | 6 | Aravindtop: TIFU by not knowing how to tie a tie
I had my first day of volunteer training today at a hospital (First impressions are everything). I had about 45 minutes before it would start, I was already dressed in my uniform and ready to go. But this was the first time I had to use an ACTUAL tie. Always used clip-on... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1422131508 | 1422138266 | t3_2tjmg8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Bluebetty123: TIFU by being a racist parent
Obligatory persuasive statement: I'm not racist. I'm the most open minded person out there. Really, I am. We live in a very diverse community, have diverse friendships, I'm a minority myself.
I have three kids, little boys, who say and act and do the most stupid, crazy ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1422136398 | 1422142984 | t3_2tjwbu | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by inviting the girl I've been dating over to watch Netflix and chill
NSFW, so read at your own risk..
Also not a throwaway account, because I'm a fucking man ^^^also ^^^she ^^^doesn't ^^^use ^^^reddit
Anyway, this happened yesterday, so techincally YIFU.
I've been casually dating this girl for about... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1422136501 | 1422210936 | t3_2tjwju | t5_2to41 | 293 | poopooHands23: TIFU by pooping into my hand in the shower
I was taking a shower and had to go number 2. I poopoo'd 1 decent sized log right into my hand and I was going to simply drop it in the toilet. I don't normally do this, because it's flippin disgusting. But it happened, so it is what it is. As I was getting read... | 7 | 41.857143 | |
1422136720 | 1422198126 | t3_2tjwzg | t5_2to41 | 7 | oreostocked: TIFU by deciding to help a homeless child.
Well this is really a two part fuck up.
First fuck up was actually yesterday. So I was chilling outside McDonald's minding my own business when this little homeless girl walks up to me and asks for a dollar so she can get something to eat. I have a serious off s... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422137591 | 1422138653 | t3_2tjyt8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Masturbating In The School Toilets
This happened today and I thought I should post it here rather than keeping it to myself/ I'm 15 and still in school. Each school day is about 8 hours long.
Today I was feeling super horny so I decided to go about having a quick wank in the school toilets, I wen... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422137997 | 1422147379 | t3_2tjzmw | t5_2to41 | 3 | mpo1986: TIFU by dating a girl with bipolar
TIFU So at the tail end of my engagement I was approached by a woman 16 yrs my senior and the conversation led to us seeing each other only because of my engagement I couldn't. So tears were shed and 6 months later I see her again and myself newly single approach for a date. ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422137686 | 1422140666 | t3_2tjz0w | t5_2to41 | 17 | DrunkCupcakee: TIFU by baking cupcakes with a girl in a relationship. [NSFW]
So, the title of this post may not seem like the most exciting thing in the world but the story does pick up pace very rapidly.
**SO**, A girl I have known for a long time but have fell out of touch with start talking again after about a yea... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1422137572 | 1422141575 | t3_2tjyrl | t5_2to41 | 8 | labradorasaurus: TIFU By being the other guy
This was actually a realization at 2 am taking a shit, so it is a TIFU.
So I met this girl via tinder and we were texting and all that. She seemed really chill so we met up. We had some coffee and went back to my place and banged (twas good, had better but #swagyolo). So w... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422138346 | 1422139111 | t3_2tk0ce | t5_2to41 | 3 | thatwhitegirl789: TIFU by wanting to become part of the cool kid clan
So this happened several years ago when I was about 9 or 10. Little background about 9/10 year old me: I was beginning my awkward stage at that point in my life.
One day I was over at my neighbors house who was a "cool kid". My other neighbor was a... | 3 | 1 |
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