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1422128852 | 1422139502 | t3_2tjgxw | t5_2to41 | 3 | MyLifeIsANightmare: TIFU by being too proactive too early
Background: in nursing school, each week I must submit a one page paper based on my clinical experience the previous week, due Saturday at 6 pm. I keep report sheets with information on them so I can write these papers.
So I get up this morning preparing to stu... | 3 | 1 | |
1422124194 | 1422139478 | t3_2tj7lr | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing music.
So I was hanging out with my friends and I decided to play music . So I hit shuffle on my my tablet , and about ten minutes later the three weirdest songs on my tablet play in a row. So now my friends think I'm a weirdo.
Song1 https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&a... | 3 | 1 | |
1422137649 | 1422146434 | t3_2tjyxk | t5_2to41 | 18 | mypumassmellfunky: TIFU by causing my girlfriend's friend's cooch to spontaneously combust
It was 1984.
I was a senior in high school and I was cheating on my girlfriend at my friend's mother's house while she and her boyfriend were away in Mexico on vacation for two weeks.
I had moved in for the fortni... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1422139388 | 1422153992 | t3_2tk2fp | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway when losing my virginity
So as all TIFUs this did not happen today but 19 years ago..
So I was about to leave for my girlfriend's house when my ex called me and says "come over let have sex my parents are gone".
My current girlfriend at the time was pr... | 4 | 2 | |
1422140127 | 1422144941 | t3_2tk3v0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Frexen: TIFU by browsing r/fatpeoplehate
Like the title says I was browsing r/fatpeoplehate only it was not on my computer, it was my girlfriends. I also forgot to close the browser. She has been crying for 20 minutes. I feel like a sack of shit.
NKA_: Why would you browse that sub in the first place? Those people are... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422132136 | 1422158605 | t3_2tjnoa | t5_2to41 | 32 | Nirabisbored: TIFU by calling my cat fat
TIFU....well last night, but I just got around to posting it now. Anyway, I had come coworkers over for a work week over get together party. We decided to order pizza and wings from Dominos. When the pizza arrives at my house, I open the door and greet the delivery driver. She ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1422140754 | 1422143576 | t3_2tk54x | t5_2to41 | 5 | amilt13: TIFU by having too much faith in my car.
So the day starts off like any other Saturday, slightly hungover and running some errands and what not. I've had a relatively stressful week between school and work, as I'm sure any college student can relate to, and I've been really yearning for an adventure lately. I ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422139354 | 1422145542 | t3_2tk2d7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | full_control: TIFU by not hooking up with my friends GF
This was back in high school, but a good friend of mine had a girlfriend who was crazy hot, wild, and somehow we clicked in a very natural way. I had no luck with girls and was full of social anxiety but when I met her at my friend's birthday party (didn't know s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422139534 | 1422158446 | t3_2tk2pu | t5_2to41 | 9 | vbullinger: TIFU by Walking Home from the Library
When I was about 12 (21 years ago), I needed to go to the library for a school project. Had to do a ton of research and we didn't have internet access in 1994 (not a wealthy family. It wasn't ubiquitous for another five years or so).
So my dad drops me off at the libra... | 3 | 3 | |
1422143115 | 1422151758 | t3_2tk9mj | t5_2to41 | 11 | OhHolyC: TIFU Lying to my BF about something he thought I knew!
Well... It is pretty much like this:
I work in the same company as my boyfriend, we have a few months together. He has a friend who's also working at the same company as us (Let's call him James).
James' girlfriend is currently working in the same office ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1422143520 | 1422161399 | t3_2tkads | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my ass kicked.
I got into an argument with a co-worker over something stupid. Insults were thrown about. We were both being unreasonable and stubborn. Then he said "I'll knock out your fucking teeth". To which I replied "Do it."
Fast-forward a bit of shit talking on both sides. For the reco... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422144362 | 1422150032 | t3_2tkbyc | t5_2to41 | 6 | SACAPUNTAS_POWER: TIFU when I accidentally flirted with 20 strangers
Okay, so you know how you get those god-awful telemarketer texts that are just plain bothersome? I got one, and responded to it with something to screw with the sender, on the off chance that it wasn't a bot. I thought boldly texting back "I want you ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422145021 | 1422207083 | t3_2tkd5n | t5_2to41 | 8 | YottaPiggy: TIFU by peeing GF's bed.
I've had many fuck-ups in my time, this being the most recent (only yesterday).
So, I was staying at my girlfriend's house, watching a bit of TV before falling asleep.
During the night, her dog must have came into the room, jumped onto the bed and nudged it's way under the covers (... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422145008 | 1422196900 | t3_2tkd4z | t5_2to41 | 524 | Gnarley_Barkers: TIFU By being socially engineered for 4 years
53697246617073414C6F: Megan is the new Jenny.
sportsandwine: megan doesn't have shit on jenny. megan is the virgin mary compared to jenny. MEGAN IS A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL THAT OP HAS NEVER MET.
53697246617073414C6F: she did fuck with his mind for like 4 years... | 12 | 43.666667 | |
1422137663 | 1422157257 | t3_2tjyz0 | t5_2to41 | 196 | Shaftway: TIFU by adding a nickname for myself on my wife's phone
About a year ago I added a nickname for myself on my wife's phone. It was meant to be funny, so the next time I called my caller ID would read "Sir Fucksalot." We both laughed about it, removed the nickname and forgot about it.
Today my wife bursts in... | 4 | 49 | |
1422144262 | 1422185582 | t3_2tkbqz | t5_2to41 | 11 | Nickstar17: TIFU by going on omegle
That should be enough, but I fucked up even more than that.
I went on omegle a couple of days ago and was chatting rather nicely with quite a few people, but then I started talking to this one girl who was a perfect 10. We talked for a while, and then start getting rather sexy. She ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422145833 | 1422224513 | t3_2tkenx | t5_2to41 | 252 | filthy-casual-: TIFU by being a creepy 50 year old man in the body of a teenage girl
This happened a few weeks ago. Thought you guys might get a kick out of it.
I am a female, and I like looking at good looking females. I don't think I'm lesbian... lets just face it- girls are beautiful.
As a senior in high school, ... | 6 | 42 | |
1422145740 | 1422149723 | t3_2tkehp | t5_2to41 | 3 | Germachi: TIFU Fat Dad Problems, possible NSFW
Not today, it's an ongoing FU that I've been waiting for a resolution to. First off I'm not Jabba the hut big but I've got some booty to work with since my dear wife decided not to put on baby weight but I did. In November last year the apple of my eye was born. Around Jun... | 3 | 1 | |
1422146407 | 1422150856 | t3_2tkfpv | t5_2to41 | 7 | xSUB: TIFU By ruining my my friendship with the most amazing girl.
TIFU by losing my best friend. Almost a year ago now i meet this absolutely gorgeous girl lets call he "kim" (not her real name if you cant figure that out). We were sat next to each other in a math class. Im pretty shy and not exactly "attractive" so i... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422146925 | 1422261593 | t3_2tkgp0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity.
So last night I had the lovely experience of losing my virginity with a nice girl. All went well and both parties where satisfied with the experience.
Until..
I wake up in the morning in an incredible amount of pain in the area of my purple headed womb beater. I have torn th... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1422146978 | 1422153973 | t3_2tkgsb | t5_2to41 | 10 | cedartowndawg: TIFU by being a nice person.
So technically this occurred last night but meh.
So my girlfriend and I were driving home from getting new tires put on my Subaru Forester. (Neat little car, gets me places and does other car things.)
While we were about to get on the interstate, I notice a truck, GMC Sierr... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1422147764 | 1422151243 | t3_2tki7b | t5_2to41 | 7 | _Decimation: TIFU by taking a shit
So I was taking a shit...
And I had to itch my balls so I itched my balls. No problem right?
I guess in the process of me scratching my balls I had moved my penis a bit so it was pointing towards my leg.
Then I had to piss a little bit so I pissed.
I feel warm piss all over my le... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422134308 | 1422147935 | t3_2tjs0i | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeling up an old Mexican man.
Well to start off, I have been living on the streets off and on for sometime. Not that long maybe a year or so, but mostly on. Sometimes with my girlfriend sometimes not. Actually the only time we've been together is in a tent or someone's house we usually don't know ve... | 3 | 2 | |
1422147792 | 1422207503 | t3_2tki91 | t5_2to41 | 131 | damnyouwhatsapp: TIFU by using my phone as flashlight
This happened just a couple minutes ago. I was done masturbating in my dark room and this time, it got messier than usual. I needed a light source ASAP so I picked up my phone to use it as a flashlight. While trying to reach the notification area, which is at the to... | 6 | 21.833333 | |
1422147724 | 1422149995 | t3_2tki4k | t5_2to41 | 5 | Man_of_Aluminum: TIFU By having way too much fiber in my diet.
This happened some years ago when I was in boy scouts. My scout troop was doing a day long mountain hike in New Hampshire. So, before we went on the hike, I got a box of those Fiber One granola bars for trail food. They were delicious, I thought. It seem... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422148410 | 1422223626 | t3_2tkjc8 | t5_2to41 | 89 | BrokenBen: TIFU by throwing away a condom
Good day to you fellas, this is my first story and post on reddit ever so please be kind :)
The following happened about two years ago to me and my girlfriend. (still together)
Back then I was 18 years old and after almost 3 months of seeing my girlfriend it was finally time to... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1422149316 | 1422219267 | t3_2tkkvv | t5_2to41 | 492 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking through my girlfriends Facebook messages
So I'm at home, as it's my day off from work, my girlfriend has left for work and left her iPad at home.
A couple days ago she came home from work and didn't say much to me but was on messenger for about 4 hours talking with someone.
She was honest ... | 9 | 54.666667 | |
1422149167 | 1422155057 | t3_2tkkli | t5_2to41 | 15 | randomstudman: TIFU by telling a joke at a work party
Okay so last night I was at a work party. I schmoozed and introduced my wife for the first hour or so then ate and talked with my coworkers for another hour.Then the party started to wind down. We had it at a really nice hotel and those who did not have rooms were l... | 5 | 3 | |
1422150803 | 1422203294 | t3_2tknhg | t5_2to41 | 118 | DavidTennantsTeeth: TIFU by announcing last place in a chili cook-off.
A few years ago we had a chili cook-off to raise money for our youth group at church. There were lots of entries, many of them good. After all delicious chili's had been judged and scored I announced the top three winners. Applause was given, pri... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1422150884 | 1422152066 | t3_2tknmk | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking conversations... Twice.
Had a fight with my boyfriend, didn't know what to do so making a long post on /r/relationships explaining the whole situation in painful detail sounded right to me. I always copy the text because my phone has an habit of reloading pages in the middle of my typing.
... | 3 | 4 | |
1422149965 | 1422186970 | t3_2tkm01 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Italianjobe: TIFU my Puppy found my used condom [NSFW]
Well this fuck up was a good 2 years ago, but its something I still remember to this day.
So me and my gf at the time(now ex) were at college(UK)monday to Wednesday and would stay round one another's at the weekend, me being a general horny teen there was nothing... | 4 | 3 | |
1422150683 | 1422196963 | t3_2tkn9x | t5_2to41 | 1,445 | fiveonethreedude: TIFU by shitting in my girlfriend's bed.
There's a a first time for everything I suppose. This afternoon after making love with my girlfriend, we're engaging in the usual post-coital cuddle. I feel my stomach burbling and to myself I said "Fuck it, I'm gonna let one rip right now." And so I did, exce... | 13 | 111.153846 | |
1422151994 | 1422152945 | t3_2tkpix | t5_2to41 | 3 | Superbeastynate: TIFU by ruining Friday for Elementary Kids
This Fuck Up happened last week, and I feel like reddit is the best place to share this because I am currently too embarrassed to tell anyone.
For a little background information, I do community service at a public elementary school every Friday. I also come ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422147389 | 1422230393 | t3_2tkhin | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by changing the cornbread recipe NSFW
So this happened to me about a year ago, I just never new they there was a forum where I could share this story with minimal embarrassment. A little background, I had just moved to a new city for work and had signed up for direct tv. As part of the package i receive... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1422153477 | 1422164529 | t3_2tks0q | t5_2to41 | 4 | BioMEng: TIFU by lying on TIFU
Today I lied in a post I made on TIFU. A few redditors found out about my lies and outed me to the rest of reddit. Now everyone thinks I'm a liar. Little did they know, by calling out my lie they actually proved me correct.
TL;DR: TIFU paradox
JaysRooted: **-hands you 1 internet cookie-*... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422154365 | 1422155231 | t3_2tktlx | t5_2to41 | 4 | Mr_Greeen: TIFU by Accidentally Eating My Dog.
candlemass63: What we all want to know is,what where your side dishes to go along with said meal?
Mr_Greeen: I had a side of chocolate. My dogs name was peanut butter.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422154593 | 1422250532 | t3_2tktyq | t5_2to41 | 4 | NSFWTA12345: TIFU by playing a HuniePop sex scene without turning off the sound
TL;DR My parents heard me playing a sex game because i panicked and turned the volume up, not down.
So HuniePop has been all the YouTube rage lately and so I decided to give it a try. After torrenting it and grinding out all of the girls t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422153959 | 1422154916 | t3_2tksv4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU - When I watched porn before I went to class.
So all of this started off as a normal day. I wake up, I take a shower, and I get to finishing some homework. Needless to say I got distracted from homework by reddit of course... and just browsed some of the front page. Being the curious 19 year old male th... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422154750 | 1422155310 | t3_2tku80 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my dentist to go fuck herself
Yesterday began like any other day, wake up, hit snooze 3 or 4 times, then lay in bed for an hour surfing reddit. After finally running out of time of which to procrastinate with, I rolled out of bed, brushed my teeth, and headed to the dentist.
The visit began ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422155329 | 1422166684 | t3_2tkv7e | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by (inadvertently) cumming on my mom
First let me make something clear- I masturbate a lot. So this past week has been the first week since 2013 that I haven't masturbated at all. As you can imagine that was incredible hard no pun intended. Last night it was about 11:30 PM and I was getting righty for m... | 4 | 5 | |
1422155434 | 1422159563 | t3_2tkve2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | dmart914: TIFU by driving snowy forest roads [seeking advice]
I went out to practice some shelter building skills out toward a local wilderness lake in Oregon. I was told I would get stuck but I went anyway.
It was around 9 am during our first stick. My buddy and I started spinning wheels on a downhill but we dug out... | 3 | 1 | |
1422155054 | 1422156432 | t3_2tkuri | t5_2to41 | 6 | Dudash: TIFU by slapping a girl while she was sleeping during a one night stand
So, I'm at my buddy's place for a party last semester and I had a little too much to drink. I was actually pretty sober but I didn't wanna risk the drive home, so he said I could just sleep in his living room. Cool, except his roommate told... | 3 | 2 | |
1422156012 | 1422185604 | t3_2tkwcp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my door unlocked at university
I'm a first year student at university, and have yet to grasp the whole lock your door when you leave, on the toilet, etc, and today was a prime example.
Music blaring, work done early, and awaiting for my girlfriend to arrive, noticed that down their needed to... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422154662 | 1422179149 | t3_2tku2t | t5_2to41 | 4 | calivino: TIFU by sending prank text
When i was in my final year of secondary school, we had a common where we could sit and relax and make tea/coffee/microwave shit during breaktime and lunchtime. We also could "study" in this room during free periods, as it was unsupervised not much studying went on, there was a lot ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422140793 | 1422173885 | t3_2tk57d | t5_2to41 | 4 | destinedforFuckUps: TIFU by being within twenty feet a soccer god for an hour
So, this is actually happened a couple hours ago, and I'm still spazzing the fuck out and crying on the inside.
Cue to boarding a plane thats already been delayed for forty minutes. Whatever, my mom and I had great space, nearly empty fligh... | 4 | 1 | |
1422157826 | 1422199740 | t3_2tkzc6 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to an EX's house.
As I type this I am standing in the closet of my ex, for reasons you already know. Round 1 was over and I was resting when we heard a car door, and it's her parents! Hooray!
I am terrified. Wish me luck.
Edit: Forgot to mention her parents probably hate me.
Edit 2: Been t... | 4 | 6 | |
1422157702 | 1422159598 | t3_2tkz54 | t5_2to41 | 4 | DickedInCrazy: TIFU by having sex with some random girl
I'm in college right? I'm allowed to have a bit of fun. So we had a party, there was this girl that was into me. I reciprocated since she was one of the only girls there. It's about 2am and we're getting comfortable on the couch. Suddenly my wild drunk roommate ap... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422158398 | 1422196672 | t3_2tl078 | t5_2to41 | 16 | PeterPaul7: [TIFU] [Meta?] Changing TIfu to Tifu
Hey guys, I was wondering, seeing as the original 'TIFU' stands for Today I Fucked Up, how about we change it to "Time I Fucked Up? Seeing as so many people post things that didn't actually happen. We still keep the TIFU acronym, so I figured it would make sense.
Note: ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1422158264 | 1422160162 | t3_2tkzzq | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming on a chicks shirt
I'd just like to start this by saying I'd been saving myself for 2 days for this night so I had a pretty full tank. So I have been seeing this chick recently. She came over last night for some nooki, we were watching a movie and after a while I made the first move and starte... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422156035 | 1422188962 | t3_2tkwe1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Frankieba: TIFU by not taking my morning poop
Like all great fuck ups this took place awhile ago. So one day during math my stomach started to have an extreme pain and I have no idea why. It's so awful I can't even move. I raise my hand and ask to go to the bathroom because it occurs to me that I didn't take my usual m... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1422158113 | 1422159107 | t3_2tkzru | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by being accidentally racist while half asleep
This literally just happened... My sister brought back some mates after one of them had a birthday party and they were all getting rowdy in the living room which is just below my bedroom.
I end up getting woken up and invited down to say hi to everyone at... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422158468 | 1422159848 | t3_2tl0bd | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening a NSFL link on Reddit.
This actually happened a month ago, but it's still fxcking up my life so thought I would post.
Last month, I was casually lurking on Reddit like I normally would on a typical night, and was reading through various threads and comments. One of the posts I came across in... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422159868 | 1422171521 | t3_2tl2j9 | t5_2to41 | 35 | UsernameDoesntFitHel: TIFU by going on /r/TIFU after a breakup
I was hooking up with this girl for a short period of time who really seemed into me (sex, cuddling, pillow-talk). She didn't want a relationship although I had very strong feelings for her. I already have self-esteem issues but then she tells me she mostly... | 7 | 5 | |
1422160575 | 1422171345 | t3_2tl3nz | t5_2to41 | 15 | Jessefrombreakingbad: TIFU by eating a 20 dollar bill
Last night, on the way to the strip club, my friend handed me 20 dollars and he asked me to hold on to it for him to keep as gambling money for those computer gambling games so that he wouldn't spend too much money. I said "no, you're a grown man, hold onto your own... | 3 | 5 | |
1422160478 | 1422236110 | t3_2tl3hx | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying anal play with my FWB.
My fuck up begins with a totally awesome realization that my FWB is coming to town today. She had also been laying some hints that we'd be trying some anal play today. (such as her last visit, when she bought me an enema.) Just to clarify, she's a girl, I'm a guy who lov... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1422161410 | 1422161976 | t3_2tl512 | t5_2to41 | 4 | DrMcDiddlerMD: TIFU by going out with an old school friend
So yeah, today/tonight I fucked up. It all started off with the most innocent of text messages; "Alright mate, want to chill tonight?". To the dismay of both me and the horny hordes of reddit, this particular message was from a male companion. No, that does not... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422161519 | 1422187576 | t3_2tl56l | t5_2to41 | 34 | lurkingyeti: TIFU by sending a picture of me taking a dump to a girl I was talking to accidentally
In the last 10 minutes I managed to pull the dumbest thing on the planet. Me and my friends in a group chat were constantly messaging pictures of of Each other doing stupid shit. I was laughing so hard as I was constantl... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1422162997 | 1428481313 | t3_2tl7fn | t5_2to41 | 1,343 | sgcdesign: TIFU by discussing masturbation with my boyfriend's parents.
TIFU by discussing masturbation with my boyfriend's parents. Let me explain: I'm now 27. But I had this highschool boyfriend a long time ago - and this motherf*cker must've really liked messing with me (he told me once that putting your cell on the... | 10 | 134.3 | |
1422162034 | 1422163990 | t3_2tl5xi | t5_2to41 | 4 | NeverPunchALion: TIFU by agreeing to go out.
Im going to say tonight I fucked up because,well it was night time.My friends had been bothering me all day to go out drinking with them and i didn't want to because I'm far behind in school and i need to study but my parents think its best for me to have a good social life.... | 4 | 1 | |
1422162495 | 1422167652 | t3_2tl6o8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | trevapls: TIFU by stretching my ears
Let me start by saying that i have had my ears stretched for a few years now. I'm a 19 yr old male who's sole goal in life was to be in the military. Now, i have to shovel 800 dollars out my ass to get them surgically repaired so i can finally fulfill my dream. (aka follow my family... | 10 | 2.1 | |
1422163439 | 1422228646 | t3_2tl83c | t5_2to41 | 17 | throwawaybecauseee: TIFU by not closing my porn tabs
IFU hard last Friday, Reddit.
I usually fap before bed and then hook my phone up to the charger and go to sleep, but I made one grave mistake, I didn't close the porn tab on my iPhone, I simply pressed the home button and was done with it. Fast forward eight or so h... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422164734 | 1422177190 | t3_2tl9x3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not sleeping with a girl who wanted to, because I don't know how to deal with women
I've posted about this before in offmychest, but I have had a lot of experience with not banging tons of hot girls even though I've had the opportunity to about a hundred times over because I have confidence issues an... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1422162424 | 1422169594 | t3_2tl6jb | t5_2to41 | 5 | lionscrown: TIFU by sleeping with my bosses step-daughter
Hey guys, this is my first post on here.
21 yr old college student here. I'll start with my job. I am an assistant in a photography company and interact with my boss face to face for 99% of the day. I got this job through his step-daughter, Erica, whom I know fr... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422165463 | 1422165751 | t3_2tlax3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | evilrawrman: TIFU by not acting like an adult and cleaning my room. NSFW
So I still live with my parents (I'm in my last year of high school.) I am a piece of shit and my room was a mess. I had been promising myself I'd clean it for a while by procrastination was so seductive. While I was out and about being a lazy sac... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422164583 | 1422598780 | t3_2tl9p4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | JellaFella: TIFU by trying to pee before my SAT
So I had to take my SAT. I went to the bathroom before the test. My school is very small and the bathrooms are always very clean so I always feel pretty safe in them. I pulled down my pants and sat down (I'm not one to hover) and all of a sudden a cockroach the size of my... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422165125 | 1422169140 | t3_2tlagj | t5_2to41 | 4 | Pm_happy_thoughts: Tifu by making a girl think I'm a creep who might kill her
So I was talking to this girl on Facebook and I told her that I wanted to see her (a little bit weird because we barely know each other) so she ask me why and I said that I just find her interesting and I wanted to get to know her (weird I kn... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422165220 | 1422174459 | t3_2tlalg | t5_2to41 | 19 | TIFUthrowawaaay: TIFU by not getting paid enough
So, I'm 18 and I'm going to college and working a part-time job while living at my mom's house. My mom decided to tell me this month that she wanted me to start paying to live with her. Nobody's parents that I know do that with their kids, but I'm 18 so fair enough. The ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1422165705 | 1422189482 | t3_2tlba1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Obi-Wan_Kenobvious: TIFU by trusting the mayonnaise
So, reddit, I fucked up.
At my house, we have a jar of mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is delicious, as you should already know. This jar was opened, used once, and put in the fridge. I don't know how long it was there. Maybe a week, maybe longer. Who knows.
I opened the l... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422165084 | 1422167190 | t3_2tlaeh | t5_2to41 | 13 | yoodontknomi: TIFU by losing my virginity.
So, not today, but 7 years ago (I know, long time, but I need to tell this story)
I was a senior in high school and I was dating my girlfriend. She was my first serious girlfriend in awhile, and being such, you should know that I was a virgin when I began dating her (as was s... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1422165834 | 1422168827 | t3_2tlbh2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing my friend
haha lied losers
stupid_mother_fucker: If this is true, your fuckup is putting incriminating evidence on a public website.
But really, how did you use her IP address to identify her?
BeastFormal: I would like an explanation of this too...
| 3 | 5 | |
1422165944 | 1422184625 | t3_2tlbn0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a little boy that his "Daddy" is not his biological father
I have a cousin who has 3 children. The two girls share a biological father who lives in the home. While the little boy is the result of an affair. Everyone in the family knows this, but as far as the boy knows he and his sisters have... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1422166060 | 1422167139 | t3_2tlbs8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | littleturtlee: TIFU by drinking creek water
So, I went on a trip up to Illinois to see my Grandparents. My whole family went, and it was the first time that all of the family had been together in 10 or so years. So a group of us decided to go on a little adventure into the woods (my two brothers and one of my cousins.)... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422167401 | 1422243630 | t3_2tldku | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU: Having girl problems I decided to go out to an unfamiliar club where I ingested ecstasy. Everything was blurry, my body was numb, but I felt like I was in the cloud. Somehow I Got the word "Stacy" confused with ecstasy, Bad Mistake
So I posted a situation I went through prior to this, night of partying... | 3 | 1 | |
1422170355 | 1422196849 | t3_2tlh5f | t5_2to41 | 2 | laking_concentration: TIFU by trying to give my bf a handjob
My boyfriend and I were making out and moving around our living room (carpet), teasing each other. We were still in our fuzzy pajamas we got for xmas and wearing socks. I reached down to start giving him a little handy and instead, shocked the very tip of his... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422171044 | 1422171716 | t3_2tlhv1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | UserNo42: TIFU. By friend zoning a girl
So this happened over the course of 9 years.
My parents and I moved into our new house when I was 7 and our next door neighbors had a daughter that went to the same school as me and was also my age. Well after a while I became really good friends with Jackie ( name changed becau... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422171477 | 1422171763 | t3_2tli90 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Imessedup10x: TIFU by putting my phone on silent
So backstory, I'm 18 years old, and my parents left me alone for a month here cause they went back to my country for some stuff. Anyway, being the middle-eastern parents they are, they call me every day and night to check and see if im okay. Last night, I went to a party... | 3 | 7 | |
1422168871 | 1422184396 | t3_2tlffb | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by Looking at r/tifu Instead of Texting my Girlfriend, and Now She Isn't Talking to Me
It's my first day on Reddit, and I have been looking at r/tifu all day. I was texting my girlfriend while doing this. At one point I realized I hadn't replied to her in about a half hour, but she had likely seen that ... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1422172074 | 1422173399 | t3_2tliuq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my PARENTS find my cumrag
So it started off by me downstairs with my math tutor, just doing math, all is good. My dad comes downstairs and tells me to show my new watch to the tutor. Instead, he goes upstairs and decides to get it himself.
Now, the watch was on my bed but today he decided to... | 3 | 1 | |
1422172905 | 1422183399 | t3_2tljov | t5_2to41 | 18 | Gemini-split: TIFU by sleeping with my coworker (NSFW)
She was new, and she was beautiful. Smart, sexy, funny. I couldn't help myself, I flirted with her constantly. We found out we had a lot in common. We were both married, almost the same age, laughed at the same jokes, liked all the same things. We started texting o... | 6 | 3 | |
1422174718 | 1422186374 | t3_2tllgo | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by rejecting a girl at prom.
I did this a few months ago but decided to post this now. Like every nerd even though im quite attractive, I suffer from social stupidity. It was from senior prom last year in May and I didn't have a date. Now I did ask someone, but she later rejected me for almost no rea... | 10 | 1.2 | |
1422175236 | 1422180686 | t3_2tllvy | t5_2to41 | 6 | rektALproLAPSE: TIFU by listening to GF dirtytalk me NSFW
I came into my own eye and it is very very red and hurts.
ieatbabies1: How high do you ejaculate? Or.. How short are you?
rektALproLAPSE: i was laying on my back. generally I feel my cock make two pumps/throbs before my cum flings out. On the third pump, or th... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422182108 | 1422182769 | t3_2tlrvc | t5_2to41 | 3 | catearnshaw: TIFU.... because I realised what an idiot I was to get involved with a guy in an open marriage once it was too late.
It is probably a well worn path really and at 38 years old I am really old enough to know better.
I wasn't really looking for a huge commitment or a big love when I signed up to the only fa... | 3 | 1 | |
1422182514 | 1422248529 | t3_2tls7w | t5_2to41 | 18 | Tontac: TIFU When I was set in swedish jail after taking a pair of skis and ending up with a scared to death SO and possibly fucking up my feature carreer
I am currently in Sweden as part of a "study-tour" abroad with skiing and lots of alcohol.
I was at the club with my roommates and my SO and some friends of her wh... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1422182723 | 1422256500 | t3_2tlsdv | t5_2to41 | 18 | JadowArcadia: TIFU by discussing Reddit at school
Reddit isn't really all that well known in my school... Ok really the only person who uses it and I enjoy grossing people out with the weirdest and most disturbing things I can find on this website...
Sometimes I'm on /r/WTF and if I'm feeling brave I'm on /r/Spacedic... | 11 | 1.636364 | |
1422183295 | 1422188556 | t3_2tlstt | t5_2to41 | 24 | WheretoflyNext: TIFU, a relationship. I Don't want a wife
I have no idea how to write this. But looking for help in either saving a relationship with the girl I love so very much, or just ending it. I don't know what to do.
Ok, so I'm going to make this as short as possible so I don't bore you guys/gals out there... | 9 | 2.666667 | |
1422181050 | 1422289108 | t3_2tlqz5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | yourmum303: TIFU- by using my sisters make up wipes to clean up my cum
So this happened to someone i know it was not actually me but its a funny story anyway so lets call this guy sam. He was getting his first handjob from a girl and when they were done he grabbed the nearest thing to him to clean the cum up. Those wer... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422183424 | 1422235460 | t3_2tlsxo | t5_2to41 | 628 | disgracedSon: TIFU when my mom saw me eat my own cum
Well Reddit, I am a long term fan and follower of this Sub, but never have had anything truly worthy of posting. Alas, we all fuck up, and Reddit, my time has come. Much to my discomfort, telling this to all of you might help in that you might just get a little amuse... | 9 | 69.777778 | |
1422183485 | 1422217520 | t3_2tlt06 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Groanius: TIFU by causing a bomb scare in Disneyland Paris
(sorry about the length)
I always remember this as probably one of the stupider things ive done to my family, but nevertheless something that i wont ever forget. This happened when i was 8 and my family,some family friends and I were on a holiday to Disneyland ... | 10 | 4 | |
1422184371 | 1422228810 | t3_2tltpw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to three girls at the same time.
This happened about a year ago but I didn't know about reddit at that time so, here is the story. It was a family dinner at a restaurant and I saw 7 pretty girls who are the same age as me. As a teen, I was bored of the chat my family was having and decided to... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422185830 | 1422196283 | t3_2tluy6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | tiredguyistired: Tifu by losing the best job I ever had
mikestorm: OP, I'm sorry you lost your job but this isn't really TIFU material considering you didn't do anything to trigger the firing.
tiredguyistired: It was a lack of supervision on my part.
mikestorm: Get your job back OP. Buy a van, candy, zip ties and a t... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422176773 | 1422224916 | t3_2tln8i | t5_2to41 | 26 | bigbause1: Tifu by getting my mother high.
So this was actually a few years ago in my high school days. I was a big pothead back than. Would smoke and try all types of ways to do weed. So I learned how to make weed brownies, but me being a little tubbers took it to the next level and made a cake with weed. So I make th... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1422187855 | 1422188079 | t3_2tlwou | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by spraying air-freshener on myself
Rushtush: Similar fuck up: my mum installed an automatic air freshener with an infrared sensor that would activate when someone would get up from the toilet seat. I was curious so I kept staring into the infrared sensor and all of a sudden it shot off the freshener i... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422187374 | 1422291781 | t3_2tlw99 | t5_2to41 | 4,996 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about my tattoo to a Japanese tourist
This happened tonight while I was out having a beer with a friend from work. I live on Guam and we get a ton of Japanese tourists through here. It's like Japan's Mexico. Today was especially hot (about 93*f), so I was wearing a tank top shirt that expose... | 19 | 262.947368 | |
1422188097 | 1422196696 | t3_2tlwx1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | MaxLangeAttack: TIFU by biting off my wife's nipple. NSFW
My wife recently turned 40 and has been going through a bit of a rough time the last couple of years. She had a very rough ride with post natal depression 2 years ago when our youngest was born and her self esteem had been very much affected. In her younger days... | 5 | 2 | |
1422189474 | 1422504000 | t3_2tly4q | t5_2to41 | 474 | admiralross2400: TIFU by admitting to my girlfriend that I was a virgin
Long time lurker, first time posting.
This happened a few years ago, but others seems to post stories from their past so thought I'd add mine.
We were both 18 and I had just started uni. We got together through a mutual friend who I knew through ... | 6 | 79 | |
1422189735 | 1422194191 | t3_2tlyd5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by surprise-penetrating my girlfriends anus (NSWF)
Screwed_38: Lies, she would be screaming in pain, you seem like a narcissist.
Maxlu96: wat
Screwed_38: What*
DenkouKonishi: wot
Screwed_38: Whoot*
DenkouKonishi: i sense projection uw0t
Screwed_38: You wanked 0 times*
DenkouKonishi: High score!
| 9 | 0.777778 | |
1422192366 | 1422242959 | t3_2tm0zn | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting up my friend with my girlfriend's mother
Last night my friend (45M) and I (16M) were out celebrating my mother's birthday. We had a few drinks and a lot of banter. Mainly him having jokes aboht my girlfriend and her mother.
Well....
I get back home were we're all staying. And I decided to g... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1422192682 | 1422202029 | t3_2tm1bu | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a girl shower at home
stevedude911: Why the fuck where you watching horse midget porn
wfyff: I was 11-12 years old, so kinda got excited.
evilbr: Man, you've got issues. When I was 11-12 I got super excited if I saw a boob, a full frontal nude was like, 1-week fapping material. I didn't eve... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1422159586 | 1422228901 | t3_2tl218 | t5_2to41 | 4 | RH_Badger: TIFU by attempting drunk sex, despite all warnings. NSFW
This was actually on New Years 2014 with my ex gf.
We decided to spend New Years at her friends' house, another couple, we thought it would be fun as we could watch the fireworks on TV, have some drinks, play some games and then have some 'alone' tim... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422196349 | 1422240881 | t3_2tm5l0 | t5_2to41 | 90 | mrtoast79: TIFU by shooting heroin. [NSFWish]
Hello everyone. I guess I should start out by saying I am a very long time lurker but if I remember correctly This will be my first post. That's kind of a bummer. I hope this does not break Rule #4 but mods please read first I need help.
On to my story back in 2011 I got r... | 9 | 10 |
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