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1422197295 | 1422205209 | t3_2tm6vf | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking acid with two idiots.
This happened over the summer. Some background: my boyfriend and I introduced our two closest childhood friends to eachother, and they began dating as well. This was not our intention, and we were somewhat annoyed by their dating. See, they're both idiots. This combinatio... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422197392 | 1422227018 | t3_2tm6zi | t5_2to41 | 8 | MyNjoy87: TIFU by getting bust with my mom driving NSFW
This actually happened a few years ago. I was dating this girl and until her I had never done anything with a girl. I had made out with a few girls but nothing below the belt. There was a football game in Nashville that I wanted to see. I could not drive at the ti... | 8 | 1 | |
1422197896 | 1422199960 | t3_2tm7q5 | t5_2to41 | 31 | abitofananomaly: [NSFW] [NSFL] TIFU by giving head and accidentally unleashing a new fetish
This wasn´t today, but I think it´s worthy of sharing. So, my then-boyfriend and I had just gotten back to my house from eating Thanksgiving dinner with my family. The rest of the family had other places to go, so the two of u... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1422198223 | 1422259859 | t3_2tm883 | t5_2to41 | 3,351 | QbicKrash: TIFU by loosing my virginity in the woods
*Sigh* I guess it's finally time to tell my tale. I usually only tell my close friends and it always gets a good reaction. Let's see if the internet feels the same way.
I'm sorry to say this did not happen to me recently. It happened in the summer of 2011, before I ... | 11 | 304.636364 | |
1422198884 | 1422199929 | t3_2tm96z | t5_2to41 | 2 | lostasfuckkk: TIFU by being attracted to sarcastic assholes
I've always found men who are total fucking jerks hilarious and fun to be around. But I just broke it off with someone yesterday for being a sarcastic asshole 24/7. I now have no idea what I want out of life...
craig6list5: It probably goes deeper than that. U... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422199578 | 1422235051 | t3_2tma92 | t5_2to41 | 945 | CamoBubbles: TIFU by being a goddamn (naked) ninja
So this happened a few years back, but I saw another thread that reminded me of this story, and I figured I should share it, enjoy.
When I was a Senior in high school, I was dating this girl, let's call her "C". Her mom hated me. Her dad was cool with me. So, I would ... | 7 | 135 | |
1422199775 | 1422230246 | t3_2tmaiy | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming my family would accept my fiancé's daughter as much as my niece
There's this girl, my fiancé, that I've known for about 8 years. We dated several years back and it ended due to us being at different times in our lives (I wanted to settle down, already had a career in corrections. She was onl... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1422200704 | 1422202878 | t3_2tmbxu | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by going down on my wife.
Just happened. Woke up this Sunday morning hungover as usual with an incredible headache. Anyways my wife ask me to hop in the shower with her and I proceeded with oral. She seemed to really enjoy it so I stick my fingers inside. I felt something hard. I told my wife to feel ar... | 3 | 9 | |
1422200339 | 1422207129 | t3_2tmbcr | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by being sarcastic...
So Im the asshole who's always being sarcastic, and today it came back and bit me in the ass. I have a younger brother who isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and he askes a lot of stupid questions. Today he decided he wanted to make brownies from a brownie mix we had in the close... | 4 | 5 | |
1422200575 | 1422201090 | t3_2tmbqt | t5_2to41 | 5 | princessrachie: TIFU by buying two packs of minced beef.
TIFU by buying two packs of reduced minced beef in Tesco.
I saw the reduced mince and thought it was a good idea to get some of this mince and freeze it (saving a few pennies) and then I saw a second pack and figured two would be a good idea.
These two packs c... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422200977 | 1422201667 | t3_2tmccp | t5_2to41 | 12 | Harigeman: TIFU by trying to buy Open office
Not totally a TIFU, but I just wanted to give an insight into a day of an anti-IT. From software, to game installs to apps, webforms and accounts, I seem to have a way of attracting digital hardship that my IT leniant friends don't. This happened today, for instance:
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1422198308 | 1422226068 | t3_2tm8d2 | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a large human (6'3'' and 210lbs.)
This actually happened about a year ago, but a front page DIY post reminded me of my fuck up. In [I made a plank style bed](http://www.reddit.com/r/DIY/comments/2tjzy6/i_made_a_plank_style_bed/) he mentions "Added legs to the center rail as well for extra suppo... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1422202550 | 1422220417 | t3_2tmf3o | t5_2to41 | 122 | tifuandlostmydrone: TIFU and lost my brand new $2k drone in less than 24 hours
tifuandlostmydrone: I made an ad on craigslist, have this post on reddit, and also submitted something to the local online newspaper. Other than filing a police report, is there anything else anyone reccomends doing? My phone number is on t... | 8 | 15.25 | |
1422203423 | 1422203841 | t3_2tmgl7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning the toilet
Reddit today I fucked up by cleaning my toilet.
I live in a house of four guys. Four guys who poop a considerable amount. Either that or I'm the only one of the house cleaning the bathroom. In this instance I discovered that not only one of my house mates has serious bowl issues ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422203693 | 1422374530 | t3_2tmh2w | t5_2to41 | 13 | lambofgod3596: Reddit, TIFU and killed my truck.
Not today, but within the past 24 hours. Yesterday started out to be a glorious day. Sun shining, warm weather, day off work. Couldn't have been better. So I decide to take this opportunity to give my truck a little tune up. Oil change, new air filter, new fuel filter, a... | 12 | 1.083333 | |
1422202662 | 1422223553 | t3_2tmfag | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing a game of toilet tetris
This one goes back to when I had surgery to get my appendix removed.
The antibiotics I was given during my stay at the hospital and at home caused severe constipation. As such, it was perpetuated by the fact that I had my abdominal region sliced into (about a 2" slice)... | 5 | 12 | |
1422205141 | 1422213083 | t3_2tmjpz | t5_2to41 | 4 | thepojoman33: TIFU by being overconfident in my strength
I am a 6'3" senior in hs, play basketball, can dunk with regularity, and had made a habit of dunking/trying to dunk every practice. At the start of each practice I normally do a little "practice jump" to see if I am getting up that day. Last Thursday we are done ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422205895 | 1422225264 | t3_2tml7k | t5_2to41 | 173 | JungleFvr1: TIFU by trying to take a poop 2 hours after taking sleeping pills
I had been having trouble sleeping lately so I started taking over the counter sleeping pills to send me off to dreamland. A few hours after taking those pills I was awoken by my stomach ferociously grumbling. I had the mud butt, and it could... | 5 | 34.6 | |
1422206548 | 1422207333 | t3_2tmmge | t5_2to41 | 22 | xmarius9: TIFU after pulling out from doggy style.
This isn't so much of a fuck up, more of a funny and disappointing event that occurred about a few weeks back. So it was a just a casual night with my girl staying round, and as usual, things start to get hot in the bedroom. Flash forward and we're porking as predicted... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1422184019 | 1422221329 | t3_2tltfu | t5_2to41 | 9 | Achivementdude: TIFU By challenging my cat.
Hello there, long time lurker first time poster here.
This happened just now as I was taking a shower. For context my cats really enjoy sleeping in the shower room when people use it.
So I was taking a shower when last night hits my bowels and without hesitation I start pass... | 3 | 3 | |
1422207209 | 1422212117 | t3_2tmnqg | t5_2to41 | 8 | bobdylanfriday: TIFU by showing my asshole to my dermatologist
This happened a couple of months ago. I made an appointment at a dermatologist to treat a rashy situation in some of my crevices. It was early in the morning and I was the first appointment. I went through my normal morning routine of drinking a pot of v... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422207624 | 1422217514 | t3_2tmoie | t5_2to41 | 23 | tuc70021: TIFU by Underestimating Caffeine Withdrawal
For the past 8 years or so, I've started every single morning with an espresso, followed by an afternoon cup of black tea. "That's not a lot of caffeine," I thought. Well...
Yesterday, for some completely inexplicable reason, I decided to not have any coffee or t... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1422207967 | 1422309515 | t3_2tmp82 | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU x2 by cockblocking five people (NSFW)
Since everyone has been posting about past FU'S, I figured I would contribute one that has continued to make me snicker to this day. Here's the fucking story:
A little bit of context. I used to be a musician by profession, playing in a touring hard rock/grunge ban... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1422206082 | 1422226948 | t3_2tmljr | t5_2to41 | 161 | pear40: TIFU by using a half gallon of rotted milk to take away the sting of the world's hottest pepper
I'm someone who's kind of obnoxious about my love of spicy food. Actually, it's kind of insufferable for anyone who spends a meal with me. So, after my constant bragging, my girlfriend's dad challenges me. He brings ... | 5 | 32.2 | |
1422209088 | 1422235415 | t3_2tmrhd | t5_2to41 | 122 | grandmaphile: TIFU by accidentally jacking off to my grandma.
Ok, so throwaway account for obvious reasons. This weekend my parents and I went to go stay with my grandparents for the weekend. They live out in the middle of nowhere where there is no cell service, and they don't have the internet. My grandparents and par... | 8 | 15.25 | |
1422210042 | 1422323380 | t3_2tmtf2 | t5_2to41 | 72 | UnmightyKingMike: TIFU By mercilessly burning a vagina.
So, I pick up my friend from her house and we have lunch in a Mexican restaurant. We then decide to have a walk in the woods. We get into the woods deeply enough that we are pretty much assured of privacy and start making out.
She unzips my pants and drops to he... | 4 | 18 | |
1422210443 | 1422212304 | t3_2tmu7j | t5_2to41 | 4 | deprivedchild: TIFU by trying to find my phone.
jtkeating: Why didn't you drive back the way you came to look for your phone before you tried to wipe it...?
deprivedchild: I did. I'm sorry I forgot to mention that in the post--I even walked on foot searching for it. It wasn't where I'm sure it was dropped--Someone had... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422210850 | 1422213368 | t3_2tmv0s | t5_2to41 | 2 | Zbomber47: TIFU By superglueing my hand to my dick
kristachio: Is it still stuck? I super glued some felt to my finger once, and got it off by soaking my finger in nail polish remover.
Zbomber47: yes, but not as bad
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422210234 | 1422305132 | t3_2tmtsv | t5_2to41 | 787 | illegiblevincent: TIFU by accidentally being a Neo-Nazi
Reddit, last night I realised I fucked up big time. Bare with me it involves an impulsive tattoo, Neo-Nazi code and the TV show Stalker.
Two years ago I decided to get tattoo on my thigh dedicated to a childhood sweetheart, my first love. The tattoo is **88** wh... | 11 | 71.545455 | |
1422211134 | 1422317391 | t3_2tmvli | t5_2to41 | 588 | animalpack: TIFU by giving into my husband
Having a baby, sexy times are not often found. But this weekend required a two-fer. Friday was good but today was better until I gave into my husband's kink: ass play.
I'm not a fan. I think asses are for output but I try to be a little accommodating because he pleases me so... | 6 | 98 | |
1422211904 | 1422231580 | t3_2tmx5e | t5_2to41 | 27 | Asarath: TIFU by buying a dragon dildo [NSFWish]
I'd like to begin by apologising- this didn't happen to me today, though I still haven't quite lived it down. I am a fan of TIFU however, and wanted to share my story with you all.
2013- I'm in my first year of university. I'm young, female, and looking for a little mor... | 9 | 3 | |
1422212085 | 1422244465 | t3_2tmxiv | t5_2to41 | 18 | nicky9s: TIFU, GF's street fighter brother finds used condom
It was Christmas morning and I woke up next to my GF. We went upstairs and and as soon as I get to the living room I know something is up. My GF's mom is laughing hysterically and is saying shit like " look it's the love birds" and " seems like you had fun ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1422192151 | 1422289335 | t3_2tm0r6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | SomeDumBetch: TIFU by forgetting that sound travels in old houses, and also that dogs are curious
So, there have been some pretty funny stories this weekend that reminded me of these. They're all part of the same, general fuckup, which happened long enough ago now that we'll just let it be said that Britney hadn't yet ... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1422213613 | 1422214747 | t3_2tn0qc | t5_2to41 | 24 | IvanFrit: TIFU by accidentally violating a Chinese lady
The bitter cold ripped through my bones, frost bite was settling in and my fingers were starting to fall off. I had been waiting at that bus stop for an eternity. Somehow I manged to survive until the bus finally decided to turn up.
Its heavenly doors opened and... | 6 | 4 | |
1422212305 | 1422964166 | t3_2tmxyo | t5_2to41 | 5,353 | Tuemais: TIFU: by pulling an insanity wolf during a job interview.
On 1/21/2014 I interviewed with a company I've been trying to get hired on with for years. I've applied 8 or 9 times for this company. After leaving the interview I felt like I absolutely managed blow the interview, and on Friday to my surprise I was as... | 27 | 198.259259 | |
1422213891 | 1422214442 | t3_2tn1b1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | three-eyed-boy: TIFU by trying to be a tough guy opening my beer in front of my father in law.
It's 1pm on a Sunday, My in laws have brought us a wardrobe from Ikea for our bedroom. While starting to put it together, I grabbed a beer. Not thinking about it, they are pop off, not twist, didn't grab a bottle opener. Fath... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422213535 | 1422228803 | t3_2tn0ku | t5_2to41 | 9 | superfatcatjack: TIFU by listening to iron maiden in class
This happened on Thursday the 22nd of January, 2015
So I'm in my AP stats class and my group was a little ahead than everyone else so I just decided to tune out for a bit and listen to "number of the beast" by iron maiden. Its a pretty good song and it gets me... | 3 | 3 | |
1422213763 | 1422230978 | t3_2tn11f | t5_2to41 | 872 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing in my girlfriend's mouth
Last night I had a semi-serious conversation with my girlfriend about our lack of sex life because we have been arguing a lot in the past month.
This morning she surprised me in the morning by kissing my neck and initiating. She starts giving me a handjob as my morn... | 6 | 145.333333 | |
1422213053 | 1422331318 | t3_2tmzj7 | t5_2to41 | 45 | Adamfromcanada: TIFU by accidentally crossing the Canada/US border
Myself and some friends catch wind of this epic beach bonfire that was going down so we decided to go check it out, bringing all of the beer that our scrawny 19 year old arms could handle. It was a little bit out of the way in the suburb of Tsawassen ju... | 14 | 3.214286 | |
1422210723 | 1422634731 | t3_2tmury | t5_2to41 | 24 | pi1991: TIFU by reducing the brightness of my screen
So, today I'm at the Cinemas and a msg pops into my phone. I take the phone, send a quick reply and reduce the brightness on my phone to bare minimum on my moto g with new android l. the screen goes pitch dark. oh fuck! now my story is more thrilling than the movie i... | 22 | 1.090909 | |
1422214903 | 1422218784 | t3_2tn3fp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU Having sex on my bed and forgot about the condom.
iamchadmcdevitt: that's nasty, you slept with a used condom laying in your bed??
Nikawh: Oh because that's the problem here. Not his insane mother who thinks a big guy in the sky exists. And that he is going to smite her son if he does his job to procr... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422214390 | 1422222670 | t3_2tn2bv | t5_2to41 | 19 | KillingBlade: TIFU by drinking a beer on the way to work
Last night I stayed over at a friend's house. I didn't get to sleep until about 2 am and had to get up early as hell for work. I wake up, still exhausted, and on the way out the door grab a Dr. Pepper from the fridge. As I'm driving down the freeway on the way t... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1422213230 | 1422218259 | t3_2tmzx1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | justsomeirishguy: TIFU by not charging my phone
This actually happened yesterday, but I'm only getting a chance to post it now.
I left my house at about 1PM yesterday afternoon, had a lot to do all day so didn't get a chance to stick my phone on charge, so of course, being an iPhone - it was dead by 5PM.
Fast forwa... | 3 | 4 | |
1422214765 | 1422222860 | t3_2tn35b | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by being cursed by an internet messiah
This actually happened yesterday but it's almost today.
So I was browsing the reddit like I do, when I come across this link to a YouTube video of a guy claiming to be a messiah. Curiosity had me and I clicked the link. The video was this guy explaining his theori... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1422215846 | 1422217367 | t3_2tn5dx | t5_2to41 | 8 | caques: TIFU by walking
So it's winter, and it's been fairly wet around the city which means... lots of icy patches on the sidewalks. I was coming home last night, slightly inebriated, likely not paying as much attention to where I was walking as I should have. Sure enough, I manage to hit a patch of ice, fly forward a... | 8 | 1 | |
1422215054 | 1422320554 | t3_2tn3rs | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by knowing a friend uses Reddit
Hey guys, this just happened to me, and wanted to share it with you.
I recently met a cool guy who has the same hobbies as I do, and while he was showing me his mobile phone I saw the Reddit Now app. I was quite surprised, cuz no one here really knows what reddit is, so ... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1422207939 | 1422339742 | t3_2tmp5u | t5_2to41 | 13 | ARAB_CASH_MONEY: TIFU by not watching my autistic little brother and letting him drive our van into our house.
Jesus fucking Christ Reddit. This literally just happened 10 hours ago.
Around 10 PM last night I was in my room fapping when suddenly I hear the screech of tires, a crash, and felt the house shake a little ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1422216630 | 1422225080 | t3_2tn73c | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a teenage girl leaked nudes of herself
Actually happened a while go but thought I should share.
So about 2 weeks ago me and my friend go to this girls house, let's call her Bella. Me and my friend, let's call him Brad, were just hanging out in her room while she went to go make us all lunch ... | 3 | 5 | |
1422216181 | 1422292732 | t3_2tn63t | t5_2to41 | 102 | troubledbreath: TIFU by telling my gf "I need some space" during sex
TIFU by telling my gf "I need some space" during sex and making her cry.
**==Background==**
I met my gf in elementary school. We were friends for years before we started dating, but I was crushing on her nearly the whole time. We were more acquain... | 7 | 14.571429 | |
1422217665 | 1422224886 | t3_2tn9bc | t5_2to41 | 7 | iowastatsjunkie: TIFU by trying to help a homeless guy
I was driving back home to my apartment when I saw a fairly rotund, seemingly destitute man on the side of the road, holding a cardboard sign identifying himself as homeless and asking for help. I didn't want to give him any money, so I offered to drive him to a re... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422218192 | 1422245201 | t3_2tnag4 | t5_2to41 | 2,151 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my old babysitter. NSFW (I think)
When I was 5 I had a 22 year old babysitter. I was little kid, she was a college student trying to get extra money. Well I met that baby sitter at a bar the other night. I am now 25, she 42. She came up to me and we laughed about how funny the situa... | 8 | 268.875 | |
1422218051 | 1422219150 | t3_2tna4j | t5_2to41 | 10 | cielos525: TIFU by sending a semi nude pic to my boyfriend.
So, this didn't happen today but a few weeks ago. Let me begin by saying that me and my bf have a rule that we do not send nudes to each other (by learning from others' embarrassing stories) in case they end up in the wrong hands and have lived by this rule f... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422219464 | 1422305469 | t3_2tnd4e | t5_2to41 | 16 | patrickp321: TIFU by dating a crazy hot Ukranian girl...
Did I forget the comma between "CRAZY" and "hot"? Owell.. This TIFU actually happened a few months back. So it started out with as just friends, I met this girl, we will call her "Olga". So we met at a Chinese New Year party and she took an interest in me right a... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1422219027 | 1422460195 | t3_2tnc7e | t5_2to41 | 227 | jdmtype1: TIFU by locking up my bicycle to a parking meter.
First TIFU post
All I wanted to do was go on a bike ride on Friday. I wanted to hit up a few bike shops that i haven't been to. I had my brand new Kryptonite combo u-lock that was level 4 out of 10 security. I was only going to be in and out for like 5 minute... | 9 | 25.222222 | |
1422220855 | 1422236974 | t3_2tng57 | t5_2to41 | 864 | clitwrecked: TIFU and got a splinter in my clitoris
Before I start, I want to apologize to any other girls who may cringe at this story. I know that not everyone likes to get their vajayjay smacked up like I do.
Okay, first off, don't think I'm weird! Like 99% of fetishes are based in pain, so it's totally normal. So,... | 12 | 72 | |
1422217483 | 1422241332 | t3_2tn8xa | t5_2to41 | 34 | kingcharles_22: TIFU by telling my whole class I thought semen was delicious NSFW
Idk if this is actually NSFW because I'm talking about things that were discussed in a high school biology class but I thought I'd play it safe.
This happened to me back in high school and it's one of those moments that still passes my ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1422217847 | 1422222537 | t3_2tn9p8 | t5_2to41 | 50 | humpthefridge: TIFU by making my best friend poop the bed (NSFW)
Back in college, I lived in a rented house with my best friend Lloyd and a few other friends. We were trying to figure out what to get into one night when Lloyd received a call from some kids who lived a few blocks away. They'd had a kegger the night befo... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1422222715 | 1422227868 | t3_2tnk7z | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not closing the blinds.
Now this is pretty silly but I'm pretty autistic (not like autistic autistic but I'm pretty strange) so whenever I get home my dog gets all hopped up and excited whenever I do this strange dance. It almost looks like this. http://i.huffpost.com/gen/467910/thumbs/s-SCOTTY-WALKE... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422222952 | 1422223184 | t3_2tnkpu | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a hike with my "bestfriend"
So this happened about 4 hours ago. My bestfriend, Jacob, and I went on a hike earlier this morning.Oh we are roommates too. We were having a good time smoking weed and stuff, and we go about halfway up the mountain and sit.
We're sitting there and all of a sud... | 3 | 4 | |
1422223136 | 1422224628 | t3_2tnl3x | t5_2to41 | 5 | MU_65: TIFU, by breaking up with my girlfriend
So this actually happened yesterday afternoon.
I broke up with my girlfriend over text right after her uncle died.
I've been dating this girl for about 6 months. But in her mind it's been closer to a year. (she considers the first time we met). I met her online and she... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422222563 | 1422224104 | t3_2tnjvw | t5_2to41 | 8 | guilty_chocolate: TIFU by sharing my lubed poop in front of my office. [NSFW]
So, about a week ago, my prostate was examined and the doctor used a lot of lube. Like, a lot. I tried to wipe it off, but some of it was still inside my buttonhole. The next two times I shat (the same day) the logs weren’t completely form... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422221816 | 1422266014 | t3_2tnibb | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by admitting my feelings for my best friend
So I’ve liked him for quite awhile, but he’s always had a girlfriend. They recently broke up. I didn’t immediately tell him or try to make a move because obviously he was still getting over his three-year-long relationship. Now it’s been a couple of months and... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1422223424 | 1422283202 | t3_2tnlqa | t5_2to41 | 422 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing Cards Against Humanity with my new co-workers
So I recently started at a new job. Most people there are fairly young, and one of them had a pot luck dinner at his house last night. We all ate dinner, and we started drinking some after dinner. About half the people left, so there were 7 of us ... | 5 | 84.4 | |
1422225126 | 1422225402 | t3_2tnpck | t5_2to41 | 3 | DrMonkeys: TIFU By watching porn.
This happened about a year ago but whatever.
I was in my room and i got horny and wanted to jerk so while i was looking for some good content. I thought I just had to fart and instead i just shit all over my clothes. I then proceeded to take a shower and throw the clothes in the garba... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422224962 | 1422286350 | t3_2tnp0g | t5_2to41 | 162 | Alysaria: TIFU by cleaning out the garage at an inopportune time
This is my husband's story, but he gave me permission to share.
"A few years ago, I was in the midst of a move out of state and needed to sell a bunch of stuff from my current home. I threw a lot of furniture up on craigslist super cheap, and there was ... | 8 | 20.25 | |
1422225943 | 1422232476 | t3_2tnqzm | t5_2to41 | 29 | myshittyluck: TIFU by forgetting a code and shitting my pants.
This fuckup didn't happen today but it happened in October my brother told me to post it on Reddit so i thought, why not? Here it is.
On my way home from school, I was on the bus and heard my stomach make a loud gurgle. I knew at that point that I had to s... | 22 | 1.318182 | |
1422226475 | 1422229274 | t3_2tns3w | t5_2to41 | 2 | AlwaysGonzof: TIFU by masterbating. (NSFW)
So last night I'm laying in bed freezing cold. I'm bored and not really tired so i decide I'm going to masterbate. I find a nice video to watch and decide it would feel amazing if i warmed my lube. (I have always wanted to do it and i was cold as hell so yah..) next I throw my... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422225621 | 1422248889 | t3_2tnqbt | t5_2to41 | 32 | Jack11235: Tifu by sending a frisky snapchat to the wrong person
So this didn't happen today but last week, and I'm still cringing.
Last Sunday was spent in a haze of Oreos, coke zero and Dota. This inevitably meant that my girlfriend did not get the attention that she wanted. I kept forgetting to reply to her texts wh... | 27 | 1.185185 | |
1422226878 | 1422229481 | t3_2tnsy1 | t5_2to41 | 24 | go_team_venture_: TIFU by giving a ride to a homeless person.
Her story went from "buy me some soap and deodorant and take me to the bus station so I can go see my kids" to "buy me a shitpile of beer and smokes and then drop me at some guys house." Might even have been her house.
And I did it.
I feel really stupid.... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1422227898 | 1422244135 | t3_2tnuy2 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling you All I am a sex offender that wants to move forward in life?
http://www.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/2tm5lp/can_you_find_it_in_your_heart_to_help_me_and_my/
Its a long read. I placed the lead up to how this all started in the comments below... as well as the thread above which clear... | 18 | 1.722222 | |
1422228847 | 1422230521 | t3_2tnwur | t5_2to41 | 9 | Vale35: TIFU by buying a safety razor.
I'm the type of man that uses an electric shaver to shave and never have used a safety razor, but yesterday I saw Pawn Star Rick Harrison's single bladed safety razor at the checkout station in Walmart. It looked like a man's man razor and being the alpha male I am I bought it. I ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422230530 | 1422324893 | t3_2to08j | t5_2to41 | 4 | Snoop_Diddley_Dogg: TIFU by masturbating in a sobeys
Ok, by reading the title you get the jist of the story, but there are some quite crucial details missing. 1. This was a couple of years ago and it was in the summer. 2. A LOT of girls in my area wear short shorts or leggings. I was in the parking lot in the back of m... | 4 | 1 | |
1422228605 | 1422236721 | t3_2tnwdb | t5_2to41 | 10 | lfordjones: TIFU by putting my foot in a Sorel boot.
This was today, a few hours ago. My mom had a pair of old Sorel snow boots from about 1o years ago when she forced my dad to buy her them. She likes the nicest outdoor gear but never goes outside. Fast forward to about a week ago when I went home to visit, I was told... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422231618 | 1422329248 | t3_2to2hw | t5_2to41 | 10 | bigmadme: TIFU by shitting myself during sex. [NSFW]
Okay so like many other FU's this story is a few months old but I figure i may as well tell it.
There was a girl I had been talking to for a while. We'd been friends for probably two years but the entire time she'd had a boyfriend. I'd pretty much resided myself to... | 5 | 2 | |
1422232017 | 1422233047 | t3_2to39j | t5_2to41 | 16 | ThisMustBeThrownAway: TIFU by telling my wife's best friend she had sex with her husband [UPDATE]
I swear to GOD I wish this were fake! My real reddit on here is /u/SilentKillah. I'm letting everyone know because I don't give a fuck anymore. I hate my fucking life!!!
For anyone interested in the first post it's her... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1422232648 | 1422233565 | t3_2to4i8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | janinek1987: TIFU by having a kind-of-orgy at my grandparent's house
A little background first: When I was 17 I moved to my grandparents, because I had some trouble with my dad, where I was living before. I had my own flat there and my grandparanets live (still) 2 floors under this flat.
So, like most TIFUs this didn't... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422232578 | 1422259945 | t3_2to4cx | t5_2to41 | 229 | Connie_two_shoes: Tifu by having multiple discharges at the same time
So this happened a couple of years ago but I'd probably one of the most embarrassing experiences to ever happen to me.
I was in my early 20's and I was working at British pub as a chef. This was quite a busy venue and it was common for the chefs to... | 5 | 45.8 | |
1422232789 | 1422234409 | t3_2to4rv | t5_2to41 | 22 | Mandy-: TIFU by dropping a deuce at work.
So, this happened Friday, but, I mean thats better than the "this happened to my friend 2 years ago", right? Right?....
My office recently got a new program for which we received lots of funding dollars from the government. As such, a big league politician from the capital cit... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1422232835 | 1422312439 | t3_2to4v2 | t5_2to41 | 293 | littlechef89: Tifu by playing mario kart.
I had, had a stressful day at work so when I got home me and my partner decided to play some mario kart. Its fair to say I get a little I dunno angry when we play so its great for shouting at. This day in particular though I was very agressive. I was shouting things like "do ... | 5 | 58.6 | |
1422234547 | 1422238577 | t3_2to86j | t5_2to41 | 20 | Moldarious: TIFU by stealing by buddy's shirt, and then throwing his keys out the window.
My close friend visited my university this weekend. He also goes here, but he is taking the semester off. We'll call him Clyde. This morning we wake up after a night out, and he puts on a shirt that looks eerily familiar. A shirt ... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1422234886 | 1422236699 | t3_2to8u1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ButtocksTickler: TIFU by not telling my dad to shut-up
So this actually happened today, this morning actually.
I had plans to head out to lunch with a buddy of mine, we'll call him K, this afternoon and my dad was in town. K and I had been friends for a pretty long time so he was cool with my dad joining us for lunch.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422232829 | 1422241369 | t3_2to4us | t5_2to41 | 10 | MNGaming: TIFU by trying to help my parents
No where near as bad as what some other people go through and this doesn't deserve any up votes but I wanted to share with someone.
So today at around 1 pm my mom called me over and showed me an old wireless router I had and asked if I could somehow connect it to be used as ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422236456 | 1422248930 | t3_2tobuc | t5_2to41 | 3 | xXPecuniamXx: TIFU by using the Reddit "Report" feature wrong
I reported a few pictures in /r/pics before realizing it was a report button for Reddit rule violations. Damn I'm dumb.
Try_To_Understand86: What did you think it was for?
xXPecuniamXx: report to the subbreddit mods?
rugerty100: It is to report to subreddit ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422236889 | 1422237562 | t3_2toco5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by petting a dog at a dog park.
I was talking to another dog owner and his dog came running over to me. I put my hand out for the dog to smell it, he did, so I went to pet him, and he went to nip me (probably the sun glasses). The first words out of my mouth were "you little nipper". I turned around an... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422237337 | 1422256159 | t3_2todh5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Cayos: TIFU by breaking in to my neighbor's apartment at 2 AM
So last night I was out drinking with a couple of friends when we decided to head back to my apartment at around 2 AM to finish off the night with some video games. They went up before me and I was maybe 2 or 3 minutes behind. So I get in the elevator alone ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422237398 | 1422245784 | t3_2todl7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening a package.
This happened a couple of months ago.
Background: Im in high school living with my parents. They like to order from Amazon a lot however and i like to open the packages. Its like Christmas.
So one day i get home take off my backpack and see a package sitting on the kitchen coun... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422238720 | 1422239637 | t3_2tog75 | t5_2to41 | 15 | NeverAfraidofCows: TIFU by pissing all over my girlfriend's bed, like an alpha male, because of my wet dream. NSFW
This was all this morning, but only now I have the time to post this on Reddit. Also had to make a throwaway for this.
So, before I fell asleep, I felt like I needed to pee. This didn't really seem like a... | 3 | 5 | |
1422231253 | 1422448265 | t3_2to1ql | t5_2to41 | 8 | FertilityTest: TIFU by telling a girl that I was gonna rape her.
So I was chatting with this girl I met the other day, at a club, whilst simultaneously chatting with a long time female friend of mine. While I'm chatting with my friend (who I've been seeing in a friends-with-benefits type of way) she starts talking abou... | 4 | 2 | |
1422241273 | 1422243042 | t3_2tokyz | t5_2to41 | 26 | maplecat: TIFU by choosing the wrong color of lingerie
Like most TIFUs, this didn't happen today. It did, however, happen during the new year. Some of you may be familiar with this story, as I posted it shortly after it occurred, yet it was removed for non-weekend sexytime.
Backstory: My SO and I have been dating for ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1422237223 | 1422294403 | t3_2tod9k | t5_2to41 | 18 | slumberingkilla: TIFU by trying to make out with my childhood crush
Tifu by trying to kiss my childhood crush.
Background: i always had a crush on my neighbour. As far back i can remember i use to like this girl. As the years pass i eventually moved out from the area, went to university,graduated and as the years pass ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1422241838 | 1422244028 | t3_2tom13 | t5_2to41 | 54 | feel_like_a_goat: TIFU by not reading the documents before signing
Throwaway so that it doesn't spam my original account.
A bit of background :
20M, studying in Osmania University, India.
I am a rather liberal Muslim guy who is open to several ideas and I firmly believe in letting other people follow their religion.... | 6 | 9 | |
1422243539 | 1422276486 | t3_2top59 | t5_2to41 | 2,039 | Ghesa: TIFU: By calling the police on myself and having myself arrested.
I woke up Sunday hungover from a party Saturday night. Threw on some clothes and headed down to cookout (Its a fast food restaurant in the south). Anyways, while there eating I looked out the window and saw a guy across the street at Great Clips g... | 10 | 203.9 | |
1422240550 | 1422369916 | t3_2tojm6 | t5_2to41 | 82 | SensibleWall: TIFU by goofing around with my girlfriend
Reddit let me start off by saying that spit and mucus really gross me out. Like a lot.
Moving forward....I was hanging out with my girlfriend and she decided she wanted to wrestle...she's tiny so I ended up pinning her to the ground and tickling her and then blow... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1422243804 | 1422257741 | t3_2topmw | t5_2to41 | 49 | puff_tentacle: TIFU by attempting DIY
Today I tried to install a gate. When digging the hole for the post, I [found a pipe](http://imgur.com/a/l0Y22). Fuck
nicky9s: duct tape
GyroWizard: No, he needs pipe tape. Duck tape would be worse than useless.
ZeldaTechie: Quacking all the damn time.
| 4 | 12.25 | |
1422241768 | 1422267139 | t3_2tolvr | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having accidental FaceTime sex
So like most TIFUs, this didn't happen today.
Little back story: I've been talking to this guy for awhile, we met when I was out visiting family and then I came back to where I temporarily reside. So we have gotten to know each other in person, but mainly over texts an... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422242394 | 1422337847 | t3_2ton2f | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By opening a drawer
This was a couple of hours ago.
So I keep candy and various other things in my desk drawer. Last night after a play session I left a butt plug and a bottle of lube in the drawer after I cleaned the plug. My cousin walked into my room and asked for some Jolly Ranchers so I instincti... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422245058 | 1422298694 | t3_2tos14 | t5_2to41 | 154 | [deleted]: TIFU by forcing my colleagues to watch and listen to hardcore pornography.
So this happened about a year ago but finally decided it was time to share my shame with the internet.
I work in the offshore oil and gas industry on vessels for up to 4 weeks at a time. As you can imagine things can get a bit lonely... | 4 | 38.5 | |
1422244420 | 1422289577 | t3_2toqvm | t5_2to41 | 2 | daemon01001: TIFU by saying baby killing is "cool"
Alright, let me begin by saying that I like history and that I am the type of person to argue over Hitler on the side defending him. (Mainly for accomplishments and effect on modern society, I cant defend most of the shit he did, for good reason. He was a pretty bad gu... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422245219 | 1425770031 | t3_2tosbv | t5_2to41 | 9 | rahman2545: TIFU by being a bad Muslim
I'll start off with a little background about the religion of Islam. It's actually a peaceful religion, opposite of what you may understand from media (those terrorists are mentally unstable and are very much the opposite of Islam). Anyways, there are many "rules" to the religion ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422241985 | 1422345899 | t3_2tomaz | t5_2to41 | 3 | Kyona_The_Castrator: TIFU by accidentally insulting a transsexual who recently became a woman.
This happened to my boyfriend on Friday, and this was such a bad TIFU that I had to share it!
My boyfriend has been attending a community college for over two years and works there as a tutor. As he was casually walking ... | 4 | 0.75 |
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