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1422245161 | 1422320431 | t3_2tos7o | t5_2to41 | 388 | samdrewryan: TIFU by fucking a can of spaghettios
Like everybody on here, this happened years ago, but it's time for my story to come to light.
I was what some would call an early bloomer, having started puberty around 4th grade. Because of this, I found the wonders of masturbation rather early as well. While my class... | 6 | 64.666667 | |
1422244975 | 1422253039 | t3_2torvl | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by pooping naked
I have a sort of FWB situation from a one time hookup that I liked enough to keep in touch with despite him living in another state. Nevertheless, we find ways to get a fix through today's amazing technology.
I was currently visiting my grandmother at my aunt's house and was in the pro... | 4 | 5 | |
1422246687 | 1422251491 | t3_2touv3 | t5_2to41 | 45 | Guitarplayingdouche: TIFU by playing wonderwall at a party
So, yesterday I was at a party with a bunch of people I didn't really know. The host asks "who knows how to play guitar?" A friend of mine and I both raised our hands. I immediately realized that this was a mistake as she handed me her guitar case and asked me ... | 5 | 9 | |
1422245579 | 1422287060 | t3_2tosz7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | maat7043: Tifu by trying to install Linux...
So it's late and I am pretty sure I fucked up big time. My primary laptop with my whole life on it thinks it has no operating system now... Pretty sure I messed my hard drive containing windows when I was partioning it for Linux. Seemed like such a good idea hearing reddit r... | 3 | 1 | |
1422247530 | 1422253767 | t3_2towbw | t5_2to41 | 724 | ChristPuncher79: TIFU by not responding quickly enough to a TIFU before the poster was shamed into deleting the post (sleeping with former babysitter).
Bonphire: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tnag4/tifu_by_sleeping_with_my_old_babysitter_nsfw_i/
Was this it ^
lecherous_hump: Yeah. I was sad to see it go, I ... | 8 | 90.5 | |
1422248453 | 1422282788 | t3_2toxtg | t5_2to41 | 4 | igottashare: TIFU by being out of shape and going to an exercise class with my wife
This happened a couple of weeks ago but I'm sharing today. So, I'm getting older (middle aged) and I have a day off work and my wife convinces me to go to a gym class with her. We have a pretty full breakfast and leave.
We get there a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422246892 | 1422254443 | t3_2tov7u | t5_2to41 | 14 | Exctmonk: TIFU By using a band-aid. Possibly NSFW. Probably, in fact.
Throwaways are for pansies.
I work at a job that requires lots and lots and lots of walking. I love it, keeps me awake and such.
One of the worst colds in memory ravages my family. My daughter gets it, as she always gets the trial version of the ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1422248941 | 1422249409 | t3_2toynr | t5_2to41 | 123 | ClrSkies: TIFU by having a dry sense of humor with a cop
So I go see a movie with the old lady and after I drop her off I start heading back home. There's a sobriety checkpoint about 20 miles from my house and I stop and show them my ID. The officer looks skeptical at first (I'm a little grungy from not shaving for a f... | 4 | 30.75 | |
1422245367 | 1422267415 | t3_2tosls | t5_2to41 | 11 | YungChosenWon: TIFU By peeing instead of ejaculating. (NSFW)
First post, so bear with me. This happened over a year ago and still haunts me till this day. It's my senior year of high school and at this point have had a couple girlfriends, so its safe to say that I usually feel comfortable around girls and crave sex. An... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422248584 | 1422402444 | t3_2toy23 | t5_2to41 | 5 | OldmanJinXens: TIFU by making a joke in front of my teacher
This happenrd before Christmas snd I didn't think about posting this until recently, so sorry if its not recent enough.
So I was sitting in AP World History with my small class of 10 people. We were the kind of group to make really dark jokes amongst each ot... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422250520 | 1422250656 | t3_2tp151 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not reading a birthday card
Today was my family's birthday dinner for my dad, so as any good child would do I gave him a card, which I picked out a few weeks ago (he got his gift on his birthday.) However, I clearly did a poor job of reading it in the store, so when he read it aloud he ended with "Ha... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422250196 | 1422289100 | t3_2tp0o4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with a guy while on vacation
I went on a cruise with family for the past week, and although my family constantly has drama and tension, it was turning out to be pretty relaxing. Halfway through the trip, I met Jeremy and Sharon (who are married), and Kevin. They came with a pretty large gr... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1422250541 | 1422265345 | t3_2tp15s | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by believing mum would keep her word
First things first, I'm a kiwi. I live in lil ole NZ and yes, we do exist! Surprise!!!
Now this isn't one of those hilarious FU's, or one of the super sad ones. This is just me being naive and waaay too trusting. Also, it's long as fuck. Skip down the to tl; dr sect... | 3 | 1 | |
1422251455 | 1422453030 | t3_2tp2iq | t5_2to41 | 11,219 | Oakland_Facet: TIFU by translating a lesbian's tattoo for her
Several years ago, my wife and I were visiting a friend and her girlfriend for the weekend. On Saturday night they threw a party with all of their friends, most of whom were also lesbian couples. I saw that one girl had Chinese characters tattooed on her for... | 17 | 659.941176 | |
1422251126 | 1422279382 | t3_2tp20b | t5_2to41 | 116 | topshelframen: TIFU by maybe joining a cult
So I know this sounds really crazy. But I think I joined a cult.
I know that’s a really weird thing to say so let me explain. It’s not like a normal cult. It’s not a religion. But there is this underground society called The Latitude Society that my friend asked me to be a p... | 6 | 19.333333 | |
1422252227 | 1422256444 | t3_2tp3kk | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trimming a branch. NSFW
Okay, this was two years ago. My family and I were watching The Expendables. During the explosions, a tree apparently fell in my backyard over my fence that ended up propped on my neighbor's roof. He rang our doorbell to let us know.
He was super cool and just asked if we cou... | 5 | 1 | |
1422252673 | 1422253721 | t3_2tp46h | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my dick in the shower
I'm only a teenager, and I didn't know any better, so I decided to shave my dick while I was taking a shower. Also I decided to do this at 11 pm on a Sunday for whatever reason.
As you can guess, I got wet pubic hair all over me and the shower, a clogged up shower, and... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422252568 | 1422295488 | t3_2tp426 | t5_2to41 | 29 | nombre_de_le_basura: TIFU by finding out my boyfriend's "friends" are assholes.
First, a little back story: My boyfriend can’t drive for medical reasons, and he doesn’t make a hell of a lot of money. This means I lots of buses and rides, since there’s not money for Lyft or whatever. This means he can’t get out and soci... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1422253019 | 1422289817 | t3_2tp4my | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by by butt sexing
Not my story but i thought you guys would enjoy. A buddy of mine from college told me this story about one of his high school buddies.
Well, my buddy's friend had convinced his woman to go down the Hershey highway. I've never done it myself but i hear sometimes a girl can lose contro... | 4 | 1 | |
1422253761 | 1422255048 | t3_2tp5m4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | shreerockz15: TIFU by sending this to my crush.
Okay, so she's my crush. I like her a lot. But she doesn't seem to reply when I send her something flirty. So last night I got quite angry with this behaviour of hers and sent her this.
http://i.imgur.com/oHRYLd3.jpg
Help will be appreciated a lot!
WhySoDown: ya dun goo... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422249809 | 1422262816 | t3_2tp01r | t5_2to41 | 15 | arcanition: TIFU by (falsely) confessing my (non-existent) affair to my girlfriend
So I've been on /r/keto, a low-carb diet, for a couple of years now. This basically means my life is devoid of sugary and starchy happiness which makes it very awkward because baking is one of my biggest hobbies. Last night was my brothe... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422253358 | 1422256088 | t3_2tp537 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not stopping on a long drive to pee.
I made a 3 and a half hour long drive tonight that I just finished about half an hour ago. I drank a redbull and half a bottle of water, and did not stop to pee at any point because I loathe stopping and then having to re-pass the same cars again. When I got home,... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1422254318 | 1422374569 | t3_2tp6aj | t5_2to41 | 908 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my GF wear my cum sock.
I'm just gonna keep it short and sweet.
Girlfriend and I were just laying in my bed together before she had to leave a few minutes ago. She was searching for her socks in the dim light when I mentioned that they may have fallen in between the bed and the wall. Surely... | 16 | 56.75 | |
1422254281 | 1422313606 | t3_2tp694 | t5_2to41 | 28 | nospace5: TIFU by trying to be witty
So basically I’m out having drinks with this girl I just met and we’re having a good time. I’m a shy guy and meeting women on a night out has always been a challenge for me. However this night was different. I haven’t had sex in a while and I’m a couple drinks down so I thought I’d ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1422255319 | 1422362928 | t3_2tp7hj | t5_2to41 | 6 | secretlycrazed: TIFUS by shitting myself
Like most TIFUs, this happened a few weeks back.
So, all day I have had extremely bad gas in which I had to hold in because of school and judgement. Fast forward to after school, I needed gas. I am at the gas station pumping gas and I feel a big fart coming on I go in my car a... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422254798 | 1422255706 | t3_2tp6wa | t5_2to41 | 3 | MrAfr1can: TIFU by having the misfortune of being a teenager
So everything went bad today, but it took an especially sharp turn in these last couple minutes. *WARNING* this post is probably the most stereotypical teenage post, so I apologize in advance.
So today my friend asked if I want to hang out. I said sure, as ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422256612 | 1422259982 | t3_2tp908 | t5_2to41 | 21 | ZeldaTechie: TIFU by going to get a midnight snack
Hi guys, avid lurker, first time posting. Alright straight to the FU. This happened about 30 minutes ago and thankfully I'm not dead yet. I was having trouble sleeping tonight so of course I was browsing Reddit when I suddenly had the urge to get a snack. I remembered ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1422257761 | 1422288988 | t3_2tpa6j | t5_2to41 | 10 | sapphiregold: TIFU by sleeping with my old crush
For a while now I've been having contact with my old crush (let's call him James). I liked him for a short while 3 years ago. But due to circumstances we could not be together then or let the feelings then just be. We did kiss, but never went further.
Now when we talk, w... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1422257638 | 1422292972 | t3_2tpa21 | t5_2to41 | 81 | nubsocks: TIFU by peeing my pants on stage during a gig.
I lie, it was last night, but I got home pretty late and didn't get around to this til today. Here goes..
So I (drummer) have a cover band gig last night. Easy music, new band, decent-sized crowd, free beer, free food, good stuff. The free beer is where this sto... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1422244925 | 1422495711 | t3_2torsb | t5_2to41 | 10 | nightjesus: TIFU by getting 'white girl wasted' and getting kicked out of Justin Bieber's concert afterparty thanks to Cody Simpson.
This happened in December 2013 but the memory only resurfaced it this morning and dear god did I cringe.
So back a while, I was doing an internship in Sydney with a company that fit in ... | 5 | 2 | |
1422259297 | 1422287273 | t3_2tpbsi | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to sneak in a few bong rips before family dinner (NSFW)
This happened a couple of months ago. It's routine that once a month my entire family (parents, siblings, etc. ) gets together to eat dinner and catch up. They aren't necessarily against recreational drug use, but they were definitely tou... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422260587 | 1422310649 | t3_2tpd4e | t5_2to41 | 84 | 8bitcaffeinated: TIFU by flashing a stranger. Kinda NSFW?
So I need to give some background info first. I have a cat, my cat likes to look out the window. When the blinds are closed, he likes to get slappy and being the Maine Coon he is, he can pack a punch. I live on the first level, but our parking garage is the grou... | 6 | 14 | |
1422262028 | 1422263275 | t3_2tpehd | t5_2to41 | 10 | marshallu2018: TIFU by being a horny teenager NSFW
Like most of these, this happed quite a while ago. About 5 years ago to be exact, around the time when I was 13. I had just discovered masturbation and couldn't get enough. I was always looking for an opportunity to jerk off. One day, I was at my grandma's house (the s... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422263946 | 1422265393 | t3_2tpg7s | t5_2to41 | 20 | xXriderXx7: TIFU By Shitting in a Trashcan
Okay, like the majority of posts, this did not happen today, but a few years ago at my first duty station. I've since told this story to a few of my coworkers, and it's become somewhat of an inside joke.
I'll give you a quick rundown of the situation before I get into the mor... | 5 | 4 | |
1422265180 | 1422273444 | t3_2tphav | t5_2to41 | 54 | Majoof: TIFU by sending my fiancée's mother a dick pic [NSFW]
This actually happened yesterday, but didn't get a chance to post it until today.
Reddit, i fucked up.
First, let me introduce the characters...(Mods: fake names and numbers in story and images)
* /u/Majoof - The Fuckee
* Emma - My Fiancée
* Kate - Emma... | 11 | 4.909091 | |
1422263283 | 1422277389 | t3_2tpflw | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThatBitchAssGhost: TIFU by pissing off my family's host while on vacation
My mother, little brother and I have been on vacation in Malaysia the last week and a half. We have been exploring around while staying at a family friend's house. I just recently graduated from college and was going there to do some intern work ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422265365 | 1422380413 | t3_2tphfm | t5_2to41 | 59 | icantfind_a_username: TIFU by asking what my english teachers favorite word was.
Let me just start I am in highschool and still learning a ton of stuff. To get to the story, it all starts off in my 4th period english class. I sit in the back of the room as always, and go on /r/askreddit to save mobile data. Now to say ... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1422252052 | 1422372478 | t3_2tp3c3 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Lifeofjacumae: Tifu by eating sushi while on acid
Okay so like most tifus this did not happen today, but another post reminded me of this tragic occurrence. So flashback to 2009-2010 you have young dumbass me. Pretty typical day, riding around on a razor scooter selling weed and mushrooms out of my fannypack. Meet up w... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1422269165 | 1422317511 | t3_2tpkse | t5_2to41 | 199 | wrngamaznwshlst: TIFU by sending my whole family and some friends my Amazon wishlist.
To keep things simple most of our family members send each other our Amazon wishlists. So this morning I sent my wishlist to around 30 people, family and friends... only to realize shortly afterward that I was not logged in to the .co... | 5 | 39.8 | |
1422271121 | 1422286766 | t3_2tpmiu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing out a memorial candle
I was at at the house of one of my classmates, and we were about to leave when I saw a candle burning. I walked over there and explained the risks of leaving the house while having a lit candle in the house. I blew it out, and that's when he pointed out that it was a mem... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422271944 | 1422273348 | t3_2tpna4 | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding nudes on a clients hard drive they gave to me
I am 15 and I did some computer work for a friend of my uncles, migrated their files from a Mac pro to an iMac 5K synced calenders, setup new account and parental controls and there were several things that I got given including an old 160gb Lacie... | 4 | -1 | |
1422272069 | 1422512248 | t3_2tpne1 | t5_2to41 | 262 | modelwatcher: TIFU by helping my little sister with her art project
My little sister asked for my help with an art project for school, because I'm an artist. I told her that the project would need glitter to make it stand out under fluorescent lights. Unfortunately, glitter got all over the place, and if you know anyth... | 12 | 21.833333 | |
1422270306 | 1422275050 | t3_2tplsq | t5_2to41 | 17 | OVRN: TIFU by stabbing someone in the gooch
Introduction
Old story from over 10 years ago, but hopefully it will tickle a few!
Jackass TV defines the gooch as the part between your legs on a male, between the ball sack and the ass crack, that lil strip of meat...
Story
It was 10pm and it was time for our weekly Ger... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1422273194 | 1422280327 | t3_2tpogw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by downloading something I don't remember
Now I have this pesky "buynsave" extension on Google which I keep removing only for it to return magically. I tried searching for a way to remove it but every link smells fishy cuz they require you to download a software to remove it. This damn extension slows y... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1422278811 | 1422295123 | t3_2tpusa | t5_2to41 | 15 | Handwired: TIFU: The "long con" that went on for too long.
I probably fucked up mid-december, but I just realized it now. At college we had a pretty well knit group. We hung out a lot and got familiar with each other. It is really important to note that my sense of humor is immensely broad. I love anything from knock-k... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1422279299 | 1422279704 | t3_2tpvfb | t5_2to41 | 5 | pnutbuttersmellytime: TIFU by going through my roommate's browsing history
perringoldeye: https://i.imgflip.com/gu3q3.gif
pnutbuttersmellytime: Ahahahaha
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1422277573 | 1422307051 | t3_2tpt6r | t5_2to41 | 7 | stef4x: TIFU by closing a bottle
This fuck up happend today, it even happend 5 minutes ago.
I went to brush my teeth, saw that my hotsauce bottle wasn't closed properly (Blair's Beyond Death if anyone is wondering), so I closed it. finished doing all my stuff, went to bed and scratched my nose because it was itchy.
... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422281720 | 1422282308 | t3_2tpz1i | t5_2to41 | 2 | kurtcobain94: TIFU by taking a male enhancement pill
phillydude6: That wasn't a male enhancement pill, those are snake oil.
Your father probably gave you steroids.
kurtcobain94: Shit, dad.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422283053 | 1422408066 | t3_2tq173 | t5_2to41 | 7,977 | [deleted]: TIFU by underestimating the stupidity of people in my class
Jesus Christ. So, in English class today, we had to list a bunch of stuff we know about Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" because we're going to be reading it in the oncoming days. We were all obligated to give an answer and a lot of stuff had been s... | 13 | 613.615385 | |
1422283512 | 1422285253 | t3_2tq20g | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally viewing child pornography.
OK,this just happened like 10 mins ago and im all in shock and awe. So I was browsing something on 8chan,then a link pops up posted like 10 seconds ago. Im like "meh I will just open it for the luls". Opens up to some kind of a chinese web forum. I scroll a bit... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422284038 | 1422284482 | t3_2tq2x1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | TastesLikeDesu: TIFU when I killed an Asian Lady Beetle
Usual long-time lurker, first-time poster stuff. A bit of background before we get to the good part, though.
 
We have these annoying lady-bugs that are orange instead of red, and are the most irritating fuckers known to man. They've been around since S... | 3 | 3 | |
1422281804 | 1422399193 | t3_2tpz5g | t5_2to41 | 3 | Thatgirlwhofucksup: Tifu by driving myself to school early to study
School was cancelled and I didn't realize until at least ten minutes after I got there
Zombreck: Because the poor kid had to get up early for no reason! I feel your pain my brother.
Thatgirlwhofucksup: I could've slept in for 5 more hours :(
| 3 | 1 | |
1422284155 | 1422419238 | t3_2tq340 | t5_2to41 | 129 | Strawhat_Burke: TIFU by commenting on someone's ears
This happened Saturday when I was at work. I work as a waiter at my parents’ restaurant and because of this, I have had the privilege to meet quite a few different people in my time working there. I am also an avid lover of anything to do with Lord of the Rings (this... | 9 | 14.333333 | |
1422284234 | 1422326959 | t3_2tq39z | t5_2to41 | 22 | JellyWaffles: TIFU by going into work.
As some of you might be aware, the northeast is getting slammed with a "historic" snow storm. However (despite being Internet data company) my bosses don't know about weather.com and everyone had to come in at 8. Everyone is worried about getting home and I've got 35 miles to driv... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1422284923 | 1422329993 | t3_2tq4j4 | t5_2to41 | 162 | Ardey: TIFU by pulling a classmates pants down
I hoped I didn't have to do this, but oh well. Lost my TIFU-virginity.
Today was a normal day. I get to school, we have some classes and then lunch break. Now, after eating I spend the rest of the time with some friends. Then I realize that this one guy has his pants supe... | 7 | 23.142857 | |
1422286054 | 1422286395 | t3_2tq6ns | t5_2to41 | 7 | TomKfisherFFW: TIFU The CEO of the company I work for complimented me on something I didn't do in front of my team.
So I work at a software company and I work on a team of 13 people. me and one of the other developers are older than the rest of the group, but I've not worked here for very long. Now today we were showin... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422286183 | 1422304801 | t3_2tq6wn | t5_2to41 | 4 | Offcampusproblems: TIFU by having my mom find out I moved
So here it goes guys. I moved off campus without telling my mom, because she wouldn't support it at all. Since then I've been happier, healthier, saved money, and generally all around better. My dad knew and supported it. (they're divorced and he pays for things... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422286352 | 1422319080 | t3_2tq776 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by quoting The Simpsons.
Let me preface this story by saying that I live in Northern Virginia, where it seems like it's mandatory to have a stick up your ass. Anyways, my girlfriend and I were trying to adopt a rescue through allpaws.com,where we met with this really... let's say, uptight lady.
Took h... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1422286407 | 1422310336 | t3_2tq7b4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | dopeboy1995: TIFU by accidentally dropping a puppy
So this happened a couple days ago. My brother (let's call him Ty) had two small pitbull puppies, a brown one and a gray one. He recently sold the gray one, and still has the other one.
Going back to the day before it got sold, Ty, his friend and I came back to the ho... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1422286603 | 1422309749 | t3_2tq7os | t5_2to41 | 5 | YearOnePron: TIFU by telling my teacher I watched porn
sarcazm: As a mother of a 6 year old boy, this is disturbing. Guess I better start talking to my hubby about putting parental locks on our computer.
godsconscious: why ? is porn going to make him stupid ? is it going to deter his learning ability ? what harm is wa... | 5 | 1 | |
1422286376 | 1422336931 | t3_2tq791 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Emsss: TIFU by evacuating the entire block.
'bout a year ago (deal) -
I was in school, paying my way by working the line at a pizza place - it was kinda like Subway, where we'd roll out the dough, and we'd put the toppings on right In front of the customer, then bake it in a stone oven.
We were closing after an ins... | 4 | 1 | |
1422287366 | 1422314285 | t3_2tq96t | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing up at my ex's wedding with my new boyfriend.
This happened a few years ago. My newish boyfriend (present husband) and I were looking to go to a mystery movie night out. At the last minute, we found something on Google about a deal outside the city for a mystery night weekend so we switched ... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1422285877 | 1422308243 | t3_2tq6c3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | mir_maxwell: TIFU by forgetting that I wore a kilt in front of hundreds of people
Ketchup901: You weren't wearing underwear?
mir_maxwell: For the play I did but the guys still decided to take some fresh air and look if they see any familiar faces in the audience while I sat down. Peaked right out.
Ketchup901: So, thi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422288939 | 1422299909 | t3_2tqcg2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking and finding an ex teacher on Facebook.
Bit of background, i'm 19 left school last May.
As 95% of schools do, we had this one teacher who was the talk of the boys and everyone knew her as the TILF (teacher i'd like to fuck). She wasn't even a teacher who we thought was hot because she was ... | 4 | 3 | |
1422291112 | 1422335311 | t3_2tqg1m | t5_2to41 | 4 | relevant_username11: Bot done fucked up your post
EmeraldGreene: very frustrating
relevant_username11: Sorry man. I'm here to listen. What's your fuck up?
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422283324 | 1422291250 | t3_2tq1ok | t5_2to41 | 9 | SoupOrHero: TIFU by accidentally photographing boys peeing in the men's room
My company is like most others - the more sales we make, the more money we make. We recently did some software work for our local newspaper whose method of payment was negotiated to as much money as they could afford plus some advertising thro... | 3 | 3 | |
1422289779 | 1422316957 | t3_2tqe82 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU: By tearing both biceps and forearms
On Friday, I was slightly over zealous at the gym. Along with my typical back workout I completed 45 pull ups. (Forgetting) it had been about 60 days since my last gym visit, I tore my biceps and fore arms. Friday I fucked up by thinking I could handle the same routi... | 4 | 2 | |
1422291265 | 1422291761 | t3_2tqhek | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being polite
So this actually happened today and like 5 minutes ago, and I am still laughing writhing this. So after I was done with my midterm at school today I walked into our small town, and hung out at one of my friend's house. So me and another friend(lets call him George) were walking, I was go... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422291246 | 1422299827 | t3_2tqhd4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU: I danced with a way older woman and the stuff it's caused has ruined the person I love's opinion of me.
Right. Let me start this off. I'm 16. I was at a friends 16th and I dressed up especially with the plan of impressing one of the most prettiest girl I've ever seen. We've texted a couple times etc. a... | 3 | 1 | |
1422290973 | 1422300801 | t3_2tqgrr | t5_2to41 | 5 | pissonreddit: tifu by working to late
was finishing my shift around eleven when a distraught guest approached me about the disappearance of his wife. Earlier in the week I had made their acquaintance and their friendship, they were here in town to purchase Willy Nelsons house. I scrambled a search party as I contacted... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422290572 | 1422295590 | t3_2tqfxs | t5_2to41 | 15 | cpu5555: TIFU by peeing on a campfire.
In 2008, I went to a State Park with Boy Scouts. On Saturday night, we had the troop campfire in our patrol site. When everyone outside of our patrol left, two boys peed on the fire to put it out. Several minutes later, I decided to pee on it to put the rest of it out. One scout i... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422290487 | 1422294977 | t3_2tqfs2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | notnicyhot: TIFU by getting a leg massage with Icyhot
I've been working a lot lately, and am generally on my feet all day. My legs(particularly my calves) have been pretty sore, and so yesterday I asked my GF to rub them a bit.
Now, I'm somewhat familiar with Icyhot, I think I used a patch once on my back. It didn't ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422292384 | 1422334410 | t3_2tqjvv | t5_2to41 | 515 | NeoBaiter: [TIFU] by accidentally going on a date with a Neo Nazi and paying for it
For a lot of this month, I've been feeling incredibly depressed, but I've come to see how funny this is, and while it made me feel like shit, I now have a story for life.
I've been single for a very long time (I suspect this is due to... | 8 | 64.375 | |
1422291248 | 1422307823 | t3_2tqhda | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by participating in class.
I am a college student to give you a little background information. I am in an introductory psychology course as part of my major, and we are studying memory. Our professor was asking what study tools could help us perform exemplary on our exam coming up, when something clicke... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1422292690 | 1422322046 | t3_2tqkjm | t5_2to41 | 58 | 3throwaway5me1234: TIFU by telling my (was) almost girlfriend that I suffer from depression, but she makes me happy.
Throwaway because my friends know my other username. The girl doesn't reddit though ( I guess we can call her Mary ). I made this fuck up two days ago, but I didn't find out I fucked up till yesterday af... | 13 | 4.461538 | |
1422293234 | 1422331424 | t3_2tqlt9 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Dolandemort: TIFU by smelling my peer's butt
I just fucked up in front of 30 odd people in class, I'm still cringing now. Basically, I'm 18 years old and in year 13 (that's 11th grade for America I think, idk) and I sit next to a 9/10 would bang, let's call her Ellie. So we were in English class, we had been assigned t... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1422293208 | 1422295830 | t3_2tqlr5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting my wifes birthday
I didn't exactly forget it, I just didn't remember the moment I woke up in the morning of her birthday.
Weeks before her birthday I asked what she wanted and she said nothing since her parents were staying with us for the Thanksgiving/Christmas holidays- that was her g... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422293535 | 1422335244 | t3_2tqmin | t5_2to41 | 5 | Meinprutt: TIFU by playing in the snow
So this didnt happen today like many other tifus, it happend when i was a kid. I recently came across this subreddit and thougt my story would be perfect.
This actually starts in the morning, it was the first snow of the year and I was really exicted. I skipped breakfast and imm... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422293759 | 1422343413 | t3_2tqn0g | t5_2to41 | 1,389 | DLRexx: TIFU by confirming to my classmates stupidity.
So I'm in my philosophy class, and we're talking about ethic of race and gender. I'm really bored and half paying attention when I hear one of my classmates say "Yeah there aren't a lot of African Americans in Europe." I start laughing uncontrollably and no one und... | 15 | 92.6 | |
1422294508 | 1422295877 | t3_2tqood | t5_2to41 | 2 | FilledWithKarmal: Tifu Some times the best of intentions only leaves you with Herpes.
adopted_by_bunnies: :( children don't want moneyz... they want daddy...
squentedmiddle: And as a general rule, life insurance doesn't pay out for suicides....
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422295757 | 1422382437 | t3_2tqrhd | t5_2to41 | 99 | KbearTGL: TIFU by putting a shock collar on myself
Just gonna point out im a natural born dumbass, but it was my buddies birthday today. Noticed his dog had a shock collar on it, I dont really like it when people do that. Being the drunk fool I am, I decide to see if it really hurts them or not. I put it on, try to bar... | 8 | 12.375 | |
1422296454 | 1422386485 | t3_2tqt4g | t5_2to41 | 91 | ThrowAwayIdiotEsq: TIFU by driving myself to a police station and getting arrested
This is a throw away account as I am now an attorney and very few people in my life know this story. This happened in 2006.
I'm a college student, dating the girl that would later become my wife. We had adopted a puppy that developed a ... | 8 | 11.375 | |
1422296671 | 1422305568 | t3_2tqtme | t5_2to41 | 7 | itsyque: TIFU and locked myself out of my apartment
I left my keys in there, so I called my landlord and he doesn't have keys either so I tried to budge the doors open nope still nothing, so here I sit waiting for a locksmith. Oh life and stupidity. Maybe I should try and find a ladder and climb into my window, but my ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422296377 | 1422315136 | t3_2tqsy4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU in my french exam
As i got bored in my french exam, I started to write quotes from the dictionary. One was, and I regret putting it, "I found out about my sisters affair, but it was the second time so it didn't matter". I thought that my teacher would be marking it (who can take a joke), but instead I f... | 3 | 4 | |
1422298669 | 1422316402 | t3_2tqy6o | t5_2to41 | 11 | beardedchop: TIFU by looking different in white suburbia
So this actually happened around this time last year, but anyway on to the f/u!
*Names are changed*
One night in December before going out for a night of boozing and revelry at a good friend's house, my brother Chip, myself, and our girlfriends decided that we... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422297877 | 1422299397 | t3_2tqwcu | t5_2to41 | 15 | wwoodrum: TIFU by calling the cops on myself
So this happened a few years ago when I was 19 and my brother was 15. My brother had some friends over and they were all experimenting with marijuana and if I can remember correctly a couple of his older friends were riding the white pony. My parents usually stayed at the la... | 3 | 5 | |
1422299170 | 1422311508 | t3_2tqzbx | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU found out that my future husband is a virgin and expects a virgin wife, and I am anything but..
I know many of you won’t understand the intricacies of Indian culture but I am seriously in a bad place right now and I could use all the outside opinions I can get. I am an American born, Indian girl, right... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1422299531 | 1422327173 | t3_2tr058 | t5_2to41 | 30 | nightsquid373: TIFU And became a young creeper
A little back story: me, a 17 y/o senior in highschool, and a group of my friends (fake names provided by early cartoons) Tom and Jerry, also 17 y/o seniors are hanging out at the local mall.
So Tom, Jerry and I are sitting in the food court of the mall, bored as hell and... | 5 | 6 | |
1422300433 | 1422301311 | t3_2tr2dy | t5_2to41 | 13 | timekiller357: TIFU by remembering a funny memory
Today, I was talking to my friend and she brought up something funny that had happened to us a few years ago that involved me, her, and my boyfriend at the time. I had completely forgotten about it, but I remembered how funny it was. So, when I saw my boyfriend today, I... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422305044 | 1422329704 | t3_2trd85 | t5_2to41 | 314 | NotAnotherMormon: TIFU By hugging a girl
Went to meet a girl for a first date at a restaurant-ish kind of place, and I called her to let her know that I was there. She simply replied "Cool, see you soon" which could have implied that she will either see me when I walk in, or that she is a few seconds behind me. I assum... | 6 | 52.333333 | |
1422304034 | 1422366443 | t3_2trau2 | t5_2to41 | 120 | pooish: TIFU by letting everyone I know hear about my 12-hour relationship
October last year I was casually playing video games with one of my friends. While we were playing Mario Kart, the conversation slipped away from the game and to more romantic subjects. Long story short, we found out we both had crushes on each ... | 6 | 20 | |
1422305420 | 1422333367 | t3_2tre3m | t5_2to41 | 50 | Slicingmoon: TIFU by using half a sheet of paper for my thesis
BG: I'm a high schooler prepping up for the AP exam in May. We have block schedule in our school.
At the end of our hour and thirty minute class, we all had to write up a thesis statements comparing and contrasting Slavery in the Americas. In the class ... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1422305091 | 1422343859 | t3_2trdcp | t5_2to41 | 453 | lbeau310: TIFU by typing with my fingers one key to the left
I work as a developer for an Electronic Health Record system for a big medical center. I do a lot of system build and I lead the team that customizes the software for the company. We have been in development for an upgrade for a while now.
Well, this mornin... | 6 | 75.5 | |
1422304991 | 1422308747 | t3_2trd3y | t5_2to41 | 2 | Mugabe928: TIFU by saying I will impregnate someone's wife
YaHomaar: If they are trying to conceive, you're just offering constructive assistance. You would up the chances of success. Ungrateful prick.
Mugabe928: Maybe just maybe that was my logic, or I made a tasteless joke and it went wrong real quick..
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422306041 | 1422415617 | t3_2trfne | t5_2to41 | 19 | justlifehuh: TIFU by telling my ex girlfriend that I was close with a different girl just before we broke up.
It's been about a fortnight since we broke up. We were having a good chat about moving on and things...
Out of the blue she said that she went on a date last night and slept with some guy. I didn't know how to... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1422306590 | 1422308912 | t3_2trgz4 | t5_2to41 | 114 | [deleted]: TIFU by ejaculating during an exam
tetrahydrocanada: Sounds like a hard test.
SmellsLikeWeedSpirit: 10/10 Wood upvote again.
SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE: I'm glad OP came through and finished, though.
catsnstuffz: Sperm
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1422306239 | 1422328425 | t3_2trg4n | t5_2to41 | 6 | drfinnn: TIFU by confusing the two Asians at my new job
So I just started an internship as a programmer at this startup and today was my second day. I was having trouble getting some tools setup on my computer and one of the other programmers was helping (BTW there's only like 11 people at this company).
I was having i... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422306940 | 1422379763 | t3_2trhu2 | t5_2to41 | 1,234 | goodkareem: TIFU by trying to get torqued for a group of Muslim ladies.
This fuck up happened a few days ago. So I am in the military. Being on a deployment these days is tough and being away from home is the worst part. Almost everyone is pretty sexually repressed so talks about the nastiest things are common place. P... | 8 | 154.25 | |
1422304282 | 1422498288 | t3_2trbge | t5_2to41 | 27 | crackhead_bandits: TIFU by stashing my drugs
Last week a close girl friend of mine(lets call her Tina) and I went to a bar to see a band play. While I was there I bought some adderall off a friend I knew to help me study for an exam. We had some drinks, had a good time, and went home. While driving home we are going th... | 8 | 3.375 | |
1422307342 | 1422308796 | t3_2trisc | t5_2to41 | 7 | joobtastic: TIFU by thinking my girlfriend was sleeping in the bedroom. nsfw
tetrahydrocanada: So what was the shuffling? Was she sneakin up on you and played dead once you hit the lights?
joobtastic: She moved around in her sleep. I thought the sound was coming from my left, but it was coming from my right. Headphon... | 3 | 2.333333 |
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