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1422304105 | 1422309169 | t3_2trb0a | t5_2to41 | 10 | SexyTrev44: TIFU The Death of My Beloved MilkBook Pro
I have had my Macbook Pro for about 4 years now. It was a high school graduation gift that was to "assist" me with my future college career, and it was quite the assist.
The gratification of watching pornography load 10 times quicker than my previous co... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422308927 | 1422353957 | t3_2trmk4 | t5_2to41 | 92 | Schlonker: TIFU by letting a guy sleep on me
I was in class as normal just listening to the professor and taking notes when this guy comes and sits beside me. He has a coffee and a monster energy drink with him so I can imagine waking up for an 8:30 class must be quite tough for him.
Anyways, class goes on and I notic... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1422309162 | 1422310923 | t3_2trn31 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by locking the wrong bike.
So this actually happened a few years ago but I just discovered this subreddit so I figured this would be a good place to tell it.
So once I went to the cinema, and they didn't really have a good place to park bicycles, so I put my bike near the train station. At that time th... | 3 | 3 | |
1422310694 | 1422311598 | t3_2trqor | t5_2to41 | 7 | SoupOrHero: TIFU by having a dozen people in my office murdered by terrorists
SoupOrHero: What, too early?
StarSkylighter: Not too early. Just in very bad taste. Je suis Charlie.
SoupOrHero: Bad taste, true. But wasn't it so foreseeable that if another media outlet did the same thing today - they'd receive the same k... | 7 | 1 | |
1422310791 | 1422311704 | t3_2trqwm | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by complementing my teacher.
First, I'll start by saying that I'm a junior in high school. Second, this actually happened today.
It's a normal monday, just got back from the weekend and already despising the week. Skip to 2nd period. I walk into class have a quick conversation with my teacher, who ... | 4 | 0 | |
1422310523 | 1422315538 | t3_2trq93 | t5_2to41 | 9 | justhisguyouknow: TIFU by not responding to an internship email in time
I applied for an internship last year and they just never got back to me until the end of summer, then they told me it was too late.
This year they emailed me telling me they wanted me to apply. So I go to dust off my resume, make an appointment ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422311100 | 1422325598 | t3_2trrm2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | IronBrianUK: TIFU by not being great in social situations
this is from a while ago not today so sorry for the lie in the title.
so lads over christmas i had the good fortune to be invited to a university house party (i think generally at university people tend to leave me out a bit cause im a few years older than the... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1422312138 | 1422362672 | t3_2tru09 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying chips
Saturday night in France I went to buy chips with a friend after trying my hetro hand at a gay club. Wish I hadn't. Kebab man charged me 8 euros for a tiny shitty cup of chips. Are you fucking joking I'm not paying that for chips I don't care how smashed I am I have certain standards wh... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1422311711 | 1422398527 | t3_2trsz8 | t5_2to41 | 22 | electricity_hurts: TIFU by Almost Poisoning my Entire School
So, this happened a couple months back....
Basically I am in high school and I have AP/Honors Chemistry. I came into the lab late so I did not get to pick my lab partners and was stuck with some weirdos. The lab had started and my group was so lazy and unres... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1422312524 | 1422386778 | t3_2trur4 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to save my dad some money.
Long-time lurker, first time poster. Here it goes!
This FU happened roughly a year ago, and only reared its ugly head yesterday. I could have gone my entire life without this experience. I’m not saying it’s never happened to anyone else before, only that I never im... | 9 | 3.777778 | |
1422313168 | 1422332204 | t3_2trw0w | t5_2to41 | 1,183 | iwentonadatewithmyt: TIFU by going on a date with one of my high school teachers.
So this happened a few days ago but I never thought of posting it here until now. So my senior year of high school, I took a class called creative writing which was taught by this new really attractive first year teacher. I mean she wasn'... | 9 | 131.444444 | |
1422314095 | 1422314412 | t3_2try4k | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my Mom, Sister, and Stepdad my girlfriends ass
I suck at telling stories, but I thought of this sub when it happened. Be gentle.
Last night we were leaving the Melting Pot restaurant and my mom, who I don't see often and is quite innocent, asked me how my new suit looked at the holiday par... | 3 | 1 | |
1422314267 | 1422371188 | t3_2tryiq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By playing Bowling for the first time in my life.
Well me and a group of friends went in a store to play billiard after we completed our games they told me man lets go play bowling. I was all like no i dont want and i have never played it before, fast fordward they convice me to play first 2 shots i get... | 4 | 1 | |
1422314290 | 1422314641 | t3_2trykp | t5_2to41 | 9 | regredditably: Tifu by sticking up for the one other white person on the bus in the middle of the ghetto.
9:30 PM Riding on the bus zanny barred out.
9:45 PM "Skinny little white boy" answers a call and begins to use his "adult words" with increasing volume, intensity, and color.
9:50 Woman, 280#'s-300#'s of angry gyra... | 3 | 3 | |
1422315062 | 1422359766 | t3_2ts0a1 | t5_2to41 | 35 | shits_the_bed: TIFU by farting
I've been stuck in bed with a stomach bug for the past few days. Today I felt a helluva fart coming on, so I let her rip. Wasn't a fart.
New mattress en route from Amazon Prime.
SidDickless: I have a bit of a story. I was maybe 8 so I didn't know anything about stomach bugs. Without know... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1422314261 | 1422382112 | t3_2tryi7 | t5_2to41 | 136 | Confliction: TIFU by grabbing a plate
After getting myself some Oreos, I walked over to a cabinet to retrieve a plate on which to place them. While there, I pondered the large number of plates and bowls my roommate and I owned.
I said to my roommate, “We have a lot of…'platelery.' You know what I mean, we have a lot ... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1422315984 | 1422329995 | t3_2ts2b0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | UmbottCobsuffer: TIFU by reading Reddit @ work.
So, I work for a large international insurance companies Claims call centre. It was a slow day so i though I'd pass some time on the interwebs and as I invariably do, i found myself on Reddit. I found my way into the Jokes subreddit (which I generally DON'T find very funn... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422317288 | 1422404263 | t3_2ts533 | t5_2to41 | 29 | cloudwhole: TIFU by convincing my mom that we won $1,000,000.
This was most definitely not today, but about 12 years ago. Don't hate me.
It was summer vacation back in 2003 and my mother and I had just got back from the grocery store. Among the stuff we purchased was a package of Oreo's. I didn't even bother helping ... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1422315755 | 1422319336 | t3_2ts1sr | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by caring about the integrity of my choir.
I am a tenor in my high school's more advanced of two levels of choir. This is a very important class to me (I once considered a career as a music teacher), so I get very pissed off by all of the people in my class who do nothing. There's at least three or four... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422317839 | 1423428406 | t3_2ts6a5 | t5_2to41 | 255 | Rustadk: TIFU By Not Touching a Girls Underwear at the Right Moment
Alright, to give some context: I'm a 21m. I live in the midwest and I'm going to a sizable liberal arts university.
This past weekend, I decided to do a small amount of laundry. I've done laundry here multiple times so I figured I might have to wait 2... | 15 | 17 | |
1422318109 | 1422318513 | t3_2ts6tu | t5_2to41 | 4 | arstarboxNEW: TIFU by getting banned from TIFU
A little backstory first, so I have been lurking TIFU on reddit for about a couple months now, and I got banned last night.
So I was reading this post http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tmtsv/tifu_by_accidentally_being_a_neonazi/
and I didn't notice until the end tha... | 4 | 1 | |
1422318578 | 1422326804 | t3_2ts7ts | t5_2to41 | 4 | orgetoffthepot: TIFU by Turning an Ounce of Reefer into a Whoopee Cushion
Throwaway account. This happened last night. I… I can’t even.
Sometimes in life we make questionable decisions, and often those questionable decisions are made when under the influence of drugs. It comes as no surprise that this story would hav... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422318227 | 1422320581 | t3_2ts733 | t5_2to41 | 2 | idavid_c: TIFU by letting work come between my relationship
I don't know if this makes me sound like a bad person or not, but I feel like it has to be taken off my chest. I worked at a Subway near me and eventually met my girlfriend there (I had worked there before her and even trained her up, that was how we started t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422320682 | 1422328151 | t3_2tscbw | t5_2to41 | 19 | sporkism: TIFU by reacting to an awkward restroom situation.
This morning I went into the bathroom at my office (which is in a building that has suites rented by several different companies, so it's not just people at my company using it) and two women had walked in right before me and were chatting.
The first woman d... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1422312839 | 1422328196 | t3_2trv7t | t5_2to41 | 17 | badmuthaducka: TIFU By connecting Google glass to my television, and ended up destroying both the TV and sound bar.
Yeah, can't believe I called it Google glass. I meant to say Chromecast. I was tired and irritated when I wrote this. Sorry for the confusion.
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So, this is a multiple level fuck up. I've had my pla... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422316546 | 1422333194 | t3_2ts3hr | t5_2to41 | 77 | coconutsalad: TIFU by baking marijuana brownies for a house party
[mandatory disclaimer: this happened almost 2 years ago, not today]
I was invited to a traditional annual house party with my gymnasium classmates which is always a ton of fun. This time I was chilling with my neighbor the day before and we didn't have ... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1422321086 | 1422329593 | t3_2tsd76 | t5_2to41 | 9 | wtfusob: TIFU by eating the infamous ghost chili pepper
Well, we've all heard stories about how notoriously hot ghost chili's are so I figured I'd order some died ones from the internet. When they arrived, I bit the tip off of one. It was hot, but I thought they would have been hotter. This is where I fucked up. About ... | 3 | 3 | |
1422321607 | 1422322975 | t3_2tseb4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a woman from my church to use her asshole.
I was sitting at a busy crossing trying to turn left. Some asshole on the other side was sitting without their signal on. I assumed they wanted to go straight. We sat and waited for a break for what seemed like forever. Finally, a break. I pull out t... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422319447 | 1422374034 | t3_2ts9pv | t5_2to41 | 7 | Desister: TIFU by eating Cajun food in Philippines 3 for 1
This happened about 6 months ago but it's still pretty good.
First off I was in the Philippines with my girlfriend of almost 4 years who is of Filipino decent, I'm a tall pale white Canadian. We ended up going to Mega mall in Manila and I was getting pretty hu... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1422320580 | 1422346091 | t3_2tsc3g | t5_2to41 | 11 | wutthehick: Tifu by emailing the HR person at my job.
I meant to email her "I'm supposed to have a day of sick leave on the 13th that's not there yet." Instead I asked for dick leave...
No response yet.
Teotwawki69: So... does that mean that only your dick gets the day off, or you take the day off for some dick?
wutth... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422322644 | 1422439461 | t3_2tsgh7 | t5_2to41 | 162 | dmf055: TIFU by giving my 13yo niece my wife's old sketch book
So my 13 yo niece is into drawing and has been asking for a sketch book. My wife had one that she had not used in years and so she gave it to my niece. Now my brother runs a tight ship, for example my niece is not allowed to read any novel that has teenage ... | 12 | 13.5 | |
1422322942 | 1422323591 | t3_2tsh34 | t5_2to41 | 10 | swimminginNootella: TIFU by not cleaning out my desk completely
This happened a few weeks back but I barely got my laptop back last night.
So since I was about to start second semester I decided to clean out my desk/ work corner in my room. I had mostly school supplies in my desk drawers and papers. I cleaned out 2 of... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422316476 | 1422327298 | t3_2ts3c6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | superwiggy: TIFU by ripping a hole the size of the Grand Canyon in my pants while on a Field Trip.
Alright, like the majority of posts on this sub, this did not happen today, roughly a year ago now that I think about it, but regardless, here is the story. A year ago I was still in high school, my senior year, and for m... | 3 | 1 | |
1422323821 | 1422324156 | t3_2tsizd | t5_2to41 | 12 | Futur3sailoR: TIFU by banging a larger lady
This was a couple of years ago but the memory is as fresh as Danquan's latest mixtape. I've started lurking here the past couple of weeks so feel like I should share something.
So I broke my left collar bone around mid September 2012 in a mosh pit (metal as fuck \m/). It wa... | 3 | 4 | |
1422313787 | 1422949730 | t3_2trxfy | t5_2to41 | 7 | chirpilittle: TIFU by trying to retrieve an engagement ring
I work as the accommodation manager at an English language school for foreigners. I'm the one who usually finds the host families for these students to live with. Some time ago one of my best host families came to the office in tears because the students who w... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422324812 | 1422325977 | t3_2tsl4f | t5_2to41 | 7 | BlitzKrieg39: TIFU by getting pulled over.
I was saving this post for some other time but I thought I'd just post it while it was fresh. So, last night I was working (I'm a correctional officer to clarify so this story makes sense), I had finished a 6 hour search and one of the contraband items I found included 70 gra... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422324221 | 1422363303 | t3_2tsju7 | t5_2to41 | 87 | brownstout: TIFU by thinking my apartment was a ball pit
Actually, this was yesterday's fuck up, but I'm dealing with it today.
Yesterday, I thought it would be a great idea to head out in the woods near my apartment with my roommates, build a fire, grill some elk, and drink a lot of whiskey. As usual, it was an exce... | 3 | 29 | |
1422325243 | 1422327142 | t3_2tslz4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Merryklumklum: TIFU by not paying my bills when I was supposed to
So I'm 21 years old and I have a department store credit card that has a limit of 12,000. I have no idea why anyone would give a 21 year old that high of a credit limit but I wasn't complaining.
When I found out my balance was over 3 grand on the card,... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422324875 | 1422327304 | t3_2tsl82 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Newbified: TIFU by ordering shrooms and attempting to open my mailbox
So just a couple minutes ago I checked my mailbox to see if my shrooms had come in. Opening the lock was a little harder than usual so i twisted it harder and then the key broke in half so that one half of the key is in the lock leaving me holding th... | 3 | 2 | |
1422325911 | 1422327126 | t3_2tsnfz | t5_2to41 | 1 | Ness817: TIFU By "Staying Alive"
Sailor-Cake: You need to piss on the floor while looking them directly into there eyes then walk away. You know to assert your dominance and show them who the alpha male really is.
Ness817: You know what, I might try that. Thank you for your amazing words of wisdom.
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1422328441 | 1422462998 | t3_2tssiw | t5_2to41 | 5 | JackTheStripper23: TIFU by buying train tickets online
Brief background to the story:
Had a girlfriend, lets call her Lilly, for a few years. Very insecure and a bit of the jealous type. A few months earlier I met a girl at a gig at the other side of the country, lets call her Jess, we got on really well so we stayed i... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422328652 | 1422386958 | t3_2tssy3 | t5_2to41 | 127 | -Zuko-: TIFU by going to check if Burger King was open
OK so I'm not even sure if this kind of a story belongs here. I don't know if it's appropriate to tell you all about this, but I'm all alone at home and I've had a pretty bad time just now and I don't feel like calling anyone I know to tell them this. I'm making th... | 7 | 18.142857 | |
1422329696 | 1422381233 | t3_2tsv39 | t5_2to41 | 164 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to change the oil in my car.
Edit: I made the whole story up and this is my throwaway account, the only thing that was real is that I changed my oil, like I've done many times before. I didn't forget to add more or step in the oil pan.
Oh_Look_A_Camera: What kinda of car and what size engine ... | 5 | 32.8 | |
1422326443 | 1422334888 | t3_2tsoi1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Moxrat: TIFU by getting caught
Naturally, just like most of the posts on this sub this magical event happened a couple of years ago.
It was my senior year of high school. At this point I've been living in the US for 3.5 years and I was a pretty good kid, until the start of the senior year, of course. That is when all ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422329520 | 1422380280 | t3_2tsuqm | t5_2to41 | 37 | rdedit: TIFU by accidentally making fun of a girl's dying mother
Hanging out with two friends, guy and a girl. They're being stupid and playing around, and the guy stabs the girl with his house keys. Girl says, "Ew gross, don't touch me with your key, it's got germs all over it!"
I say, "Yeah, you might get leu-KEY-mi... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1422328834 | 1422378582 | t3_2tstak | t5_2to41 | 19 | diarrhea_in_the_face: TIFU By Being Achy
Throwaway account. Because stuff.
I'm away from home on a business trip for a large US corporation. One of the things I'm required to do is be on my feet for a considerable amount of time and hunch down over a piece of equipment. After so many days, things started to stiffen up... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1422330921 | 1422331869 | t3_2tsxju | t5_2to41 | 6 | meandblob: TIFU by going butterfingers on a quart of oil-based stain.
Happened a few minutes ago. I have several projects I'm wrapping up. Thought I would tidy up the living room a bit before putting the baby to sleep. Just as I cross the threshold between the kitchen and utility room, I dropped. An entire. Quart of oi... | 3 | 2 | |
1422325402 | 1422426436 | t3_2tsmbu | t5_2to41 | 59 | AxelV2: TIFU by forgetting I wasn't at work
For the past couple years, I've worked as a ride operator at a children's amusement park. I'm not a very "commanding" person-- I'm maybe 5'6" or 5'7", skinny, pretty timid... you know how it goes. Despite this, I'm forced to be pretty strict with kids running around the park,... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1422331236 | 1422332631 | t3_2tsy5f | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by raging at a video game
I was playing a game on my computer. Died because of lag. Accidentally smacked my computer due to rage. Now it doesn't work. GGWP.
Biodragon89: Lag cannot be overcome by performing "percussive maintenance"
HNIC1995: I think in that moment my brain lagged out as well making it b... | 3 | 4 | |
1422331697 | 1422332007 | t3_2tsz1d | t5_2to41 | 12 | black_albedo: TIFU by playing fruit ninja in the bathroom..
This happened less than 15 minutes ago and I am still redder than a lobster on the fourth of July, but first a little back story. I own a coffee shop that opened fairly recently, and being a new business owner I am at the shop 16 hours a day every day. I'm the... | 3 | 4 | |
1422330605 | 1422457800 | t3_2tswxp | t5_2to41 | 602 | colzeZ: TIFU by becoming literally captivated by a cute cashier.
Today was the first day of the spring semester. After my engineering class, I went down to the school bookstore to get the supplies on the syllabus. There are four checkout stations and only one was open. I had quite a bit of stuff and the guy checking me... | 10 | 60.2 | |
1422331059 | 1422338875 | t3_2tsxtp | t5_2to41 | 6 | Throwaway93764849: TIFU by spending two thousand dollars of my parents money without them knowing.
Hey reddit, this happened a couple months ago.
My parents never really bought into fancy tv's or streaming, they always just got cable and I was fine with it. But they decided that after purchasing a kindle fire and str... | 3 | 2 | |
1422330508 | 1422382467 | t3_2tswra | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwaway00192: TIFU by stealing a stop sign and almost killing someone
This happened about a few months ago around mid September to early October.
To set the scene I live in rural Oklahoma so most people don't pay too much attention to little things that would be more noticeable in more populated areas. So one day I... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422332791 | 1422349545 | t3_2tt131 | t5_2to41 | 1,688 | the_noxia: TIFU by fingering a dead lady
I_want_to_paint_you: Goodbye TIFU, it's been fun. But /u/the_noxia just broke you for me...
_-D-_: Wait...but I want to paint you!!!!
I_want_to_paint_you: Do it
* /u/ -D- I'll show you mine if you show me yours ;P
pm_me_your_clavicle_: *unzips pants*
TotallyNotanOfficer: *Pul... | 12 | 140.666667 | |
1422332194 | 1422333371 | t3_2tszzd | t5_2to41 | 10 | heatherenchantd: TIFU By Taking a Nap
So I have hypothyroidism that has gone untreated because of no health insurance. One of the major symptoms is extreme fatigue. I have a first grade daughter who rides the bus. They won't drop her off in front of the house, claiming it's for 'safety reasons.' I am a substitute teach... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422285892 | 1422367069 | t3_2tq6d2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Darth_Diclonius: TIFU by being a bad influence while snowshoeing.
This happened yesterday, but I got home late last night so I didn’t have a chance to write it up until this morning.
My university offered all the members of my honor college a chance to go snowshoeing on the school’s wallet. Baller! I love hiking and... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422334229 | 1422344323 | t3_2tt3p5 | t5_2to41 | 67 | licoricesquid: TIFU by helping someone start a new life [NSFW]
Obligatory "this wasn't today but actually a month a go"
So to start off, I [23 F] really enjoy video games. I'm a big fan of World of Warcraft in particular, being an on and off player since it was first released and I've come to meet so many great people... | 9 | 7.444444 | |
1422332206 | 1422364605 | t3_2tt00a | t5_2to41 | 176 | maygoosetah: TIFU by giving an older gentleman directions. Slightly NSFW...?
This happened the other day and I just got around to posting, plus its my first post. *yay*
Okay, so a little background. I started dating this guy about a month ago and we often send each other flirty texts and random pictures. I usually kno... | 4 | 44 | |
1422333910 | 1422335282 | t3_2tt34e | t5_2to41 | 8 | kruptworld: TIFU by making a pun too loud.
i wish i could take credit, but i have to give it where it's due. it's my friends tifu he posted on facebook...
edit: nvm he just told me he stole it off 4chan....
"Went to Game Stop games today with my friend. This guy with an eye patch comes in and starts talking to someo... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422334791 | 1422335776 | t3_2tt4no | t5_2to41 | 5 | scott2184: TIFU by trying to take a photo with my smart phone
Nothing too amazing to tell here, but I really wish I could go back and change things, as I'm sure everyone on this sub reddit feels...
Was going for a walk with my wife and kids along the local boardwalk thing. Basically, there's this art installation with... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422335113 | 1422335730 | t3_2tt58z | t5_2to41 | 20 | Tybg1217: TIFU by telling my mom I had a rash.
This happened a few hours ago and I wasn't sure about posting it, but I thought why not.
So today was the first day of track practice. I had been in a rush in the morning so I forgot my spandex shorts that I usually run with. So I end up just running in normal boxers. All... | 4 | 5 | |
1422331576 | 1422355733 | t3_2tsyte | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my dog to the dog park.
It was a beautiful day up in the PNW. Not a cloud in the sky, 65*F, etc.. Living up in The Seattle area for a year now. I've learned to take advantage of days like today. I rounded up a beach towel and some water for Jonesy and we headed to the off-leash dog park near E... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1422339096 | 1422384439 | t3_2ttc1t | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU BY accidentally looking at my wife's recently use emojies list.
Recently I was playing a game on my wife's iphone 5c and she got a text. She told me to check it so I read out loud to her... some BS from work. As I'm about to return to the game I accidentally hit the some bar above the keyboard that caus... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1422339340 | 1422357184 | t3_2ttcex | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling in love with my fuck buddy
devastation_: Should have been tagged as nsfw, maybe?
iowamechanic30: Fuck buddy wasn't much of a clue?
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422340025 | 1422340801 | t3_2ttddk | t5_2to41 | 8 | Celeste1334: TIFU by getting a job at McDonald's
so yesterday at 1:30pm I was sitting in bed typing a paper and I got a call from the local McDonald's manager asking if I could come in for an interview at 3pm. I totally forgot I even put the application in online and wasn't prepared for an interview at all. it was my f... | 4 | 2 | |
1422339215 | 1422383976 | t3_2ttc7w | t5_2to41 | 12,336 | LustyHitler: [NSFW] TIFU by watching my mother give birth
I'll tell you right off the bat: if you don't know **for certain** how babies enter the world, consider this your **SPOILER ALERT!**
When I was ten years old, daddy knocked mommy up for the 5th time. Another brother!? Yes, please!
About 8 months into the pre... | 15 | 822.4 | |
1422341033 | 1422411796 | t3_2ttew6 | t5_2to41 | 4,390 | [deleted]: TIFU, well just read [nsfw]
Today was the most glorious day of my life, well was at least.
It all started yesterday. I started my vacation, and it snowed. Oh god did it snow. We got a little over a foot. Why is this good? Well because I'm a medic and I fucking hate working in the snow.
The kids were at... | 15 | 292.666667 | |
1422340979 | 1422355167 | t3_2ttets | t5_2to41 | 41 | JLegend13: TIFU by talking to my girlfriend about what we need to improve.
So this happened tonight and it's still ongoing. I knew the risk, but I did it anyway.
My girlfriend (22) and I (23) have been dating for a while and we both feel incredibly comfortable with each other and always communicate anything and every... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1422342490 | 1422360518 | t3_2ttgxc | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU By lying about my degree to my parents.
So...It looks like i've finally joined the fuck up crew :P. To be honest, this is probably a pretty common fuck up and kinda depressing but whatever. Also, like most of the fuck ups, this is sorta from the past, but the shit has only just hit the fan.
I started... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1422342348 | 1422405065 | t3_2ttgpz | t5_2to41 | 3 | Atd41: Tifu by stealing a stool
I want to start this by saying I'm not a kleptomaniac, I just do stupid things sometimes.
So today as school ended I was walking down a hall with my friend, we will call him joe, and I noticed an open door. I take a quick glance in and see a shit ton of old stools and chairs. After taki... | 3 | 1 | |
1422343288 | 1422452534 | t3_2tti13 | t5_2to41 | 240 | maxsmart01: TIFU by telling my wife what happened in Iraq
Okay, obligatory this did not happen today but about two or three weeks ago.
I got back from downrange in 2007 and things were a bit of a whirlwind, the details of which add little to nothing to this story. The point is, I never told my wife the details of the... | 16 | 15 | |
1422343529 | 1422345252 | t3_2ttict | t5_2to41 | 21 | Ninjaspeaks: TIFU by failing to realize my data roaming was enabled for my entire trip.
I switched it back on to check any messages I missed during my 21 hour flight and then thought I switched it off. The internet connection that I had where I was staying was sporadic and so while I thought I was connected to the wire... | 3 | 7 | |
1422344479 | 1422371451 | t3_2ttjhm | t5_2to41 | 121 | Dragonshy_STEAM: TIFU by ordering "chaotic" eggs
so I was a restaurant with my family, and me being a big gamer and all know bunch of synonyms and other fancy shit that makes life complicated. When it got to me, I said "I'll have the French toast" the waitress looked at me and said "how do you want your eggs, sir?" I s... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1422343894 | 1422345727 | t3_2ttiuh | t5_2to41 | 4 | thugballer: TIFU by accidently telling my friend his family have idiot names.
This morning I was picking up my best friend at his house before our college class and his family was gone so we were smoking some mind expanding substances. I start thinking real deep and see on tv something that makes me think of siblings ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422346571 | 1422359498 | t3_2ttlu5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Timbo-s: TIFU by placing a bid online for some coins without realising the are 15 hours away and no delivery.
So I placed a bid on some coins on grays online without realising the are in Adelaide and I am in Sydney and no delivery option. It's only for $79 but if I don't get outbid in the next 20 hours what do I do? P.... | 6 | 3 | |
1422347338 | 1422380972 | t3_2ttmlz | t5_2to41 | 38 | head-me-heart: Tifu by going on a date after 2 years with an older woman I met online.
So, I guess a little context would be good here.
I just broke up with a girl I really liked for reasons many would probably would call stupid. I have been feeling rather lonely lately and I thought I'd give the new age dating apps (... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1422347149 | 1422348362 | t3_2ttmen | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking a guy as a pimp and his wife/sister as pro.
So I was walking back to my home. Suddenly my eyes fell on a woman who was standing still looking straight/dull ( It clearly looked like she was not waiting for anybody). She also had lipstick (which my horny mind quickly made to confirm her as a ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422348898 | 1422398910 | t3_2tto3o | t5_2to41 | 8 | Lugia3210: TIFU by Vacuuming House Flies
I had a house fly infestation once. Fucking thousands of them. I set up sticky fly traps and everything but it didn't make a difference.
Anyway, after a week or so of flies pooping on my monitors and buzzing in my ear, it was time for some justice. Grabbed my families vacuum cl... | 4 | 2 | |
1422348814 | 1422350697 | t3_2tto0p | t5_2to41 | 2 | sennzz: TIFU by losing control in a football (minifoot) match
I would like to start by saying that I'm usually a pretty calm guy that doesn't get into fights or loses control of himself easily. And I'm fully aware I'm in the wrong here. I've been hating myself for it all day.
Well usually, ...
Yesterday I was playi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422347001 | 1422362289 | t3_2ttm9s | t5_2to41 | 0 | Fluffy__: TIFU by not getting hard
fzw: Look on the bright side, you don't have to join your friends when they have to go to the clinic to get tested!
Rikolas: Strip club, not whorehouse, not the same thing...
| 3 | 0 | |
1422352807 | 1422406695 | t3_2tts82 | t5_2to41 | 93 | Megapumpkin: TIFU by accidentally insulting a fat girl.
This is going to be a short one, not much backstory. So, I go gym pretty regularly for awhile now, perhaps half a year or so, so I'm not very muscular, but better than my original size. I normally don't like fat people, but those who go to gym/try to lose weight b... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1422353742 | 1422355454 | t3_2ttt7d | t5_2to41 | 11 | Neverforgettocharge: TIFU by forgetting my charger
It was around 11pm and I was snapchatting this BABE who I had been after for months. I'd finally got up the courage to initiate changing our pictures from PG-13 to a little more interesting. She seemed so keen and the last snap she sent to me said 'I'll show you mine i... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1422354901 | 1422376793 | t3_2ttud8 | t5_2to41 | 48 | it_roll: TIFU by calling my female Biology Teacher to my desk many times to seek clarification on some topics just to look deep into her cleavage.
Guys, a new female teacher joined our school few days back and boy she is hot. She started teaching one of the subjects to our class, and the subject was Biology. You can as... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1422355257 | 1422376828 | t3_2ttuoj | t5_2to41 | 9 | thisdathrowaway: TIFU by going to a job trial.
Throwaway, for obvious reasons.
I am a 17 year old high school student and I have been looking to get some extra cash from a part time job. Yesterday I got a call from one of the store I handed my resume into, and they wanted me to come in for a trial from 4-8.30 today. ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422355217 | 1422397258 | t3_2ttun4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | peoplearejustpeople9: [NSFW] TIFU by doing 69 with a girl the wrong way.
[deleted]: This story doesn't belong here.
peoplearejustpeople9: Why not? I basically destroyed my relationship with her and I think her friends know about it.
Repulsia: Yep, they would know about it. 69 is a dinner for two with a terrible view. ... | 5 | 2 | |
1422354795 | 1422380345 | t3_2ttu95 | t5_2to41 | 56 | alegmer: TIFU by screaming at my PC screen, now my neighbour wants to punch me
So I was home alone, and I started playing some Hearthstone. I am that kind of person that is pretty quiet, but when I am alone I just do crazy stuff, like dancing on the bathroom or singing a love song to my cookies and stupid things like t... | 8 | 7 | |
1422357658 | 1422364548 | t3_2ttx5n | t5_2to41 | 18 | mrsh2015: TIFU by thinking my partner was joking
My partner and I have been together for nearly 3 years. We are getting married in June. The other day he sat me down and told me that he cheated on me a month into our relationship. It was with someone I knew. I honestly thought he was joking. It is still sinking in now.... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1422356304 | 1422360054 | t3_2ttvr0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | bathbound: TIFU by going to bed early
I had an interview set up today for one PM. Nice amount of time to get up, dressed, and wander over at a leisurely pace. So I thought I should get a good night's sleep.
tl;dr, my partner and I ended up fucking for about eight hours straight. Occasional breaks for water and so on.
... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422358738 | 1422363170 | t3_2ttyb6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | icepck: TIFU by punching a punching bag.
I'm not a big guy, nor have I ever punched anybody in my life, but I really enjoy games. A few years ago stumbling around bourbon street I hit one of those punching bag machines and scored 800.
The FU: last night/this morning I see a bunch of big guys punching one by the bathr... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1422361728 | 1422365300 | t3_2tu1nc | t5_2to41 | 15 | wowdungoofed: TIFU by telling our grandma my cousin (her grandson) was a friend from college
Background:
- this happened over thanksgiving
- my grandma is slowly losing her memory as she is nearly 90.
- both my cousin and I are the same age and are off at university
- I am a pretty sarcastic person and love sarcast... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422362650 | 1422363232 | t3_2tu2rs | t5_2to41 | 7 | CP_NO_MOH: TIFU by answering my teacher's question with CP
TIFU, this literally happened a couple hours ago. We are doing a play in English (Language & Literature) called 'Stuff Happens'; teacher tells class how author emphasises on mentioning 'silences' in the play, picturing how 'crucial' and 'powerful' they are.... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422361229 | 1422425868 | t3_2tu11h | t5_2to41 | 8 | AtomicNinjaLlama: TIFU by trusting my friend with a golf club...
Some context, this mate of mine is an un-co rower man child who lifts.
So we were walking to go get milkshakes and found a house with hard rubbish out (spring cleaning in America? Rubbish such as old furniture and so on) we found golf clubs and balls so ... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1422363711 | 1422377700 | t3_2tu456 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Poet-Laureate: TIFU by forgetting to close a tab.
So I was sitting in my lecture hall waiting for the professors to come. The girl sitting next to me asks me what today's lecture will be on, and I reply "Great Expectations". She's all like, "Oh cool, haven't read it, what's it about." I offer to get up a wiki synopsis ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422364229 | 1422405194 | t3_2tu4t1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Fungers: TIFU by attempting to torrent a movie
adbeil: 1GB of your bandwidth? Does your ISP cap you at 10GB or something? I cant imagine 1GB being anything to seriously worry about.
On a side note, if you're going to go download torrents of popular movies like Fury you need to set up a VPN. Nothing is worse than down... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422363524 | 1422459947 | t3_2tu3wd | t5_2to41 | 481 | shorty-jenkins: TIFU by giving my friend a gift
So this happened back in December. I have a friend named "Dave". Dave is a pretty cool guy. Worked with him for a few years always been super cool. He's one of those give you the shirt off his back kinda guys. But Dave also loves practical jokes. Some times little ones, l... | 7 | 68.714286 | |
1422365175 | 1422422342 | t3_2tu60b | t5_2to41 | 4,994 | IMelted: TIFU by losing my phone...
and having another redditor find it. You forgot your phone at 7 eleven and you can meet me here at 2:30 to get it. I can't think of another way of contacting you due to your only two contacts being "pizza" and "free ride". You are now subbed to some *ahem* long and hard subreddits an... | 16 | 312.125 | |
1422362867 | 1422435993 | t3_2tu32b | t5_2to41 | 3 | RYRY1010: TIFU by not going into college today!
Well'p easiest way to start this fuck up is, i didnt wanna get out of bed, so i didnt, then a few houurs later i get a call from the college number on the house phone which i ignore, then a few minutes later i get a call from the college on my mobile... which i also ignor... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422367285 | 1422373160 | t3_2tu92q | t5_2to41 | 12 | lewishagan: TIFU by farting next to a tourist
So, i'm on my last year of sixth form and soon to be moving on into university. I'm not sure how sixth form translates in terms of American classes, but that's beside the point. But anyway, I went to a university near me to check it out, see if it was any good. It turns out... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1422365425 | 1422371311 | t3_2tu6c0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Supersix4: TIFU by hurling phlegm at my colleagues
So in a meeting today win several colleagues, all going well until mid sentence I got that voice of Sauron thing.
No problem I'll just clear my throat with a light cough.
A piece of phlegm shaped like two balls of slime attached by a string of slime helicoptered out... | 4 | 2 | |
1422367495 | 1422368376 | t3_2tu9el | t5_2to41 | 57 | Juunazz: TIFU by going to my girls' place.
TheGreatJohnny: 1. They entered into the apartment without ringing?
2. Hope the ice cream was worth it!
Juunazz: Yeah, don't know how but seems like they had their own key already. Sure was!
TheGreatJohnny: Still a great reaction though, good job mate!
| 4 | 14.25 |
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