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1422368087 | 1422368797 | t3_2tuadk | t5_2to41 | 3 | Metalligod666: TIFU By impersonating my twin brother to try to get with his girlfriend.
TheGreatJohnny: That would probably be the only reason I'd want a twin brother for, good job OP!
Metalligod666: http://i.imgur.com/nC1mfKN.gifv
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1422365058 | 1422464785 | t3_2tu5v1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | jigglepie: TIFU by ripping my bag
I keep a lot of stuff in my bag. On the right side of my bag, there is a small cover for where I can put my water and shit. Today, when I was walking, I felt something rip. No, it wasn't a fart. The cover totally ripped, and my bottle fell out (it must've been a sharp corner). I was li... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422369162 | 1422377974 | t3_2tuc4x | t5_2to41 | 7 | dudewtf-_-: TIFU, by getting drunk with my Catholic religion teacher (f) [NSFW]
VDorst: Lucky you..
But feel sorry for her! On the other hand..she decided to drink with some boys of her clas..19 years..hormons and such..do the maths..x) EMBRACE THIS.
dudewtf-_-: Idd. At that moment I wasn't able to think "cmon guy, s... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422369677 | 1422371213 | t3_2tud12 | t5_2to41 | 14 | duncanbannatyne: TIFU by leaving my imessage logged in on my ipad, which has been in my ex-girlfriends possession for the last 5 months...
TIFU because I gave my ipad to my ex when we were still together, we broke up about 6 months ago. So just recently I got a notification on my iphone letting me know my imessage was ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422370626 | 1422373549 | t3_2tuero | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing a threesome by my stupidity
Hey reddit, second post ever today, as the first one got many upvotes I'll try another one!
About 3 years ago I was very close to a girl that I always wanted to make out with. We were always texting and our conversations always had that kind of sexual atmosphere ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422370810 | 1422460741 | t3_2tuf3r | t5_2to41 | 18 | whatisthisicantodd: TIFU by getting too excited.
This happened a month ago, but whatever.
I live with my roommate in NYC. He loves to cook and make food, especially desserts, so I generally like him.
So one day I walk into the kitchen to find my roommate making chocolate. It smells like pure heaven, and looks even... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1422371742 | 1422381243 | t3_2tuh01 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Miken02: TIFU by leaving my phone at home
I forgot my phone at home while going to work. Got into a car accident and the only thing that I had to take pictures of the scene was my Nintendo 3DS.
It doesn't have a high resolution.
TLDR: Forgot phone, accident, took pictures with handheld gaming device low quality.
sha... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422372010 | 1422379531 | t3_2tuhi7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Eevyll: TIFU by getting 'done up' for the Dr...
sparkling_gem: LMAO hilarious
BBZak: Relevant username.
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422372670 | 1422663970 | t3_2tuitf | t5_2to41 | 2,594 | Bob_Slefty: TIFU by trying to get one up on my teenage daughter
My teenage daughter has a nasty habit of eating my cookies. She knows they’re my special cookies but she doesn’t care. If she finds where I hide them, she eats them.
The other day I went to my special cookie hiding place and found that, yet again, she had ... | 22 | 117.909091 | |
1422373242 | 1422436524 | t3_2tujy9 | t5_2to41 | 565 | waffles2841: TIFU by doing yoga (NSFW)
This actually just happened, as I just got out of yoga class. NSFW as it's gross. Using my throw away for very obvious reasons.
I'm in college and take yoga class on Tuesday/Thursday for a grade. Easy GPA boost and I'm required to take a phys ed class for my degree audit. This ... | 8 | 70.625 | |
1422372451 | 1422406000 | t3_2tuibx | t5_2to41 | 55 | denimbastard: TIFU by destroying a little girls birthday party and New Years Eve for an entire village.
Okay, like most fuck ups this wasn't today but New Years Eve just gone by.
My partner and I are in our mid-twenties and tend to make the most of any free time we have by partying hard and generally living life to t... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1422373748 | 1422374919 | t3_2tul0h | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught being a pothead
mtherfckerjones: >I'm not sure how my wife found out
Maybe it was from her seeing all your posts on your other reddit account in /r/trees
ent_of_nugs: Yeah but she doesn't frequent reddit, and honestly don't know how she found my username
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422373466 | 1422374550 | t3_2tukgd | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing my self to an EE sales guy
I decided to take a bunch of close up photos last week of my pussy, ass and tits, even a few sexual acts. I took all these photos last week using my phone to post on /r/girlsgonebitcoin. I decided I needed a better camera. My phone contract just ran out today so I ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422373284 | 1422376851 | t3_2tuk1v | t5_2to41 | 24 | Obadiah1991: TIFU by telling my best friend I am in Love with her.
As the title suggest I told my best friend I loved her, because I do. I knew I liked her from the moment I seen her at work years ago. Since then I have tried my best to be there for her and her son. So I told her how I felt and now she wont talk to me.... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1422374507 | 1422377587 | t3_2tumlx | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing my self to an EE sales guy
I decided to take a bunch of close up photos last week of my pussy, ass and tits, even a few sexual acts. I took all these photos last week using my phone to post on /r/sexsells, just curious about it. I decided I needed a better camera. My phone contract just ran ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422374843 | 1422376076 | t3_2tunb5 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Ajax_1993: TIFU by telling my ex where to go.
TIFU at a party. It was late in the night and one of the guys from my team had just shown up with his girlfriend (my ex) and her friend. (Side note: he started dating my ex like a week after we broke up and didn't tell me till 2 months later). So as we were all just doing o... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1422370768 | 1422628597 | t3_2tuf0t | t5_2to41 | 10 | deliofcali: TIFU by going to a staff meeting
It was a staff day in order to unveil a new program for our school. There was a coffee bar outside of the theatre entrance for anyone who wished to grab a cup. I put my keys amd phone on the table, leaned over to pour my cup (takes like 5 seconds) amd when I straightened mys... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1422375475 | 1422382044 | t3_2tuos9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | confusedLazy: TIFU by asking my colleague to drop me in her way.
I fucked up Reddit, not today though. It happened in last May.
Background: So, there was this girl, a new comer in our IT company. She sits next to my friend's desk. I often go to my friend's desk to discuss things as we work on the same project most of... | 3 | 3 | |
1422375910 | 1422381242 | t3_2tupq2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | SausageBarm: TIFU by lying about watching Breaking Bad.
This happened yesterday, but I honestly spent so much time thinking of a way to word this story without it boring anyone and thinking of a witty TL;DR that I just plain left it, but I've decided to do it now.
I was hanging around college on my own, listening to A... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422376365 | 1422400242 | t3_2tuqpa | t5_2to41 | 8 | NSA_Chatbot: TIFU by not monitoring my kids' tablet use. (Maybe NSFW?)
TIFU. I found out from my ex-wife that my 10-year-old daughter's been using her tablet to look at age-inappropriate stuff.
"Why do kids have tablets?" Well, I had imagined they would be using them for some school stuff, or as the modern equivale... | 4 | 2 | |
1422376980 | 1422379747 | t3_2tus59 | t5_2to41 | 1 | Timatensoep: TIFU, By killing the annoying dog of my angry neighbor
Today I was on my bike from school to my house. Just daydreaming about things. When I was almost home I cycled along my neighbors house. You know, that bad tempered neighbor that complains about everything you do.
Well, That neighbor has a dog. A litt... | 7 | 0.142857 | |
1422376501 | 1422403841 | t3_2tur0h | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my mother in the hospital...
Unlike most TIFU's, this one happened just a few hours ago...
Ok, so I (17) have an older brother (18) who always loves to "prank" me. Ya know, like the stupid stuff on youtube... from bolting book covers so I cant open them to loading a fake virus onto my PC tha... | 5 | 3 | |
1422331463 | 1422426398 | t3_2tsyld | t5_2to41 | 3 | Taiyo_Ishikawa: TIFU by messing up my email for a website
For college, the teacher was having us purchase licences for Adobe cc so that we could animate using Flash cs6. I purchase the licence and go to download adobe and my computer crashes, causing the download to stop. Having a mean computer I have to wait like half... | 3 | 1 | |
1422378229 | 1422399263 | t3_2tuuy6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for a girl
This is my first post on TIFU and is kind of a serious one but thought i'd share it with you all to get your comments and thoughts on this.
Well a little backstory then, me (29) met a girl called Lisa (33) at a party in Michigan, using fake names of course. We really really hit it... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1422378939 | 1422379538 | t3_2tuwlw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying about my Age
So a few days ago, I met a girl. Now let call her "T". Now me and T hit it pretty off right off the back. Well right when we started talking it turns out she 25. And when asked how old I was , I told her that I was 20, but I'm actually 18 going on 19. And at the Time I thought we m... | 3 | 1 | |
1422378792 | 1422455724 | t3_2tuw9j | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making small talk with a cashier
Obligatory "this was over the weekend buuuuut..."
So, on Saturday my SO and I go to this little fast food/gas station combo for breakfast, and as I'm eating I notice several signs posted about an old man with Alzheimer's who's wandered off and they're looking for h... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422380344 | 1422439581 | t3_2tuzwj | t5_2to41 | 382 | JustRightCereal: TIFU by exposing my children to NSFW_GIF
After a visit to r/NSFW_GIF, I left my laptop on the table in the front room. My kids were coming home from school, so I decided to go an buy them a treat from the local super-store. On the way out, I knocked a bottle or orange juice over, causing a spillage on ... | 13 | 29.384615 | |
1422380169 | 1422461302 | t3_2tuzgq | t5_2to41 | 228 | Ravulous: TIFU by not killing them when i had the chance
It was a balmy summer evening a few years ago in southern California and i was living in the back house of a large property. It was a basic place, no kitchen, and a large sliding glass door that seperated me from the backyard. I was accustomed to getting certain ... | 11 | 20.727273 | |
1422381031 | 1422381597 | t3_2tv1k4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | universaladaptoid: TIFU by not being aware about conditions on my Savings Account.
This morning, I logged into my bank account (BoA), and saw that there was a USD 100 fee for 'transfers'. I was obviously confused and terrified, called up the customer service number, and asked a representative about it, and learned abou... | 4 | 3 | |
1422380735 | 1422455814 | t3_2tv0su | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by being on Omegle and Skype at the same time (NSFW)
My boyfriend and his online friends wanted to play this game where one of us goes on Omegle video chat with strangers while screen sharing on Skype so that we can watch what was going on and tell the person what to do or say. So it was my turn and I h... | 3 | 10 | |
1422381285 | 1422382477 | t3_2tv26r | t5_2to41 | 3 | rushhour3004: TIFU by insulting my college teachers military branch
So today I was sitting in my computer technology class, and before class me and other students were discussing which branches we liked. I personally like the Air Force because I intend to enlist next year. However my teacher (who really is a nice guy) ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1422377771 | 1422390116 | t3_2tutun | t5_2to41 | 12 | g--money: TIFU by ruining my computer at work
I work as a data recorder. I'm not sure if this is the proper term for it, basically what I do is work on Word and Excel. I don't have much to do, usually I work about 1 hour and then browse the internet in the rest of my day. They told me I can do that, when my work is don... | 4 | 3 | |
1422381422 | 1422394835 | t3_2tv2iz | t5_2to41 | 2 | maxdoss: TIFU by going on reddit during class.
I went on reddit during class. Thankfully I wasn't caught but I almost was. I was on reddit when we had to sing the pledge of allegiance.
Hoxau: NICE
GrishaJaegerisBenjen: [Noice](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o)
FTFY
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422381801 | 1422425734 | t3_2tv3f1 | t5_2to41 | 690 | Germachi: TIFU doing laundry with the wife
About an hour ago me and the wife were doing laundry at ye olde laundry mat. She is a wee bit OCD about how cloths are folded and not having one of her best patience days and not having any of my non ability to fold to her standards nor making jokes about it. Naturally I get i... | 6 | 115 | |
1422369352 | 1422384948 | t3_2tuchg | t5_2to41 | 7 | SoftBeej: TIFU by accidentally cussing at a little girl
This happened about 10 minutes ago.
Let me start off by saying I'm a 19 year old male. This weekend we took a family trip to Disney World to celebrate my moms birthday. So we're leaving today and we decided to stop at the gift shop one last time. Well this week my... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422382629 | 1422426327 | t3_2tv5fd | t5_2to41 | 79 | blazingduck: TIFU by pushing The Big Red Button.
Yes, you read that right. I pushed the big red button. Why? Well I'll tell you!
So I'm in school and my English teacher is out. The sub takes us into their own room but he's weird and makes us line up as he ticks us off the list one by one and lets us sit down once we'r... | 6 | 13.166667 | |
1422383634 | 1422577486 | t3_2tv7qw | t5_2to41 | 93 | FinAdartse: TIFU by going on a date
Context: My fiancee left with our son a year before this incident (date was in September) but still mega-cringeworthy, so I wasn't willing to start dating again. But them short-shorts tho.
I took a girl out to a family movie one Friday evening, this being my first "official" date in... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1422383611 | 1422461431 | t3_2tv7ot | t5_2to41 | 43 | rampant46: TIFU by being a dude on a snowy day
I live in New York, and for those of you who do not know, we got hit by a LOT of snow yesterday. So the plan was for me and my dad to wake up early, go outside and shovel. That should have been a clear, cut, easy plan...but nature struck in another way besides the snow.
N... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1422375645 | 1422389838 | t3_2tup6a | t5_2to41 | 27 | wellplayedmicrosoft: TIFU by ordering from the Microsoft Store
A little back story. I am a Software Developer/Consultant, mostly working in the Microsoft stack. I had grown tired of lugging a heavy laptop around. At the beginning of December, my company was nice enough to get me a Surface Pro 3. I have been slowly ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1422384881 | 1422386926 | t3_2tvaqj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my heroes misprinted tshirts
Technically, I fucked up Saturday. I went to MAGFest13 this year for the first time. I was super excited to meet people I love and enjoy being entertained by. We had t shirts made for Ninja Sex Party and The Game grumps. The Game Grumps shirts had all their names, ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422385633 | 1422428195 | t3_2tvcmh | t5_2to41 | 229 | xGeneralxObvious: TIFU by replying to a girl's text.
So today I reread this long text from this girl explaining how she wanted to be more than friends and wanted to know how I felt about this statement. Let me get some background behind this statement:
1) I'm typically a introverted person so doing social things with ... | 7 | 32.714286 | |
1422386255 | 1422431379 | t3_2tve1o | t5_2to41 | 999 | TheWolfOfSwagStreet: TIFU by brake checking a lunatic
Happened yesterday.
So I'm heading to my girlfriends parents house. We've only recently started dating and I'm heading over to meet her parents and take her out to dinner. I'm very nervous about meeting her parents. All day that is all I have been thinking about s... | 12 | 83.25 | |
1422383467 | 1422448364 | t3_2tv7dc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by singing Taylor Swift
Happened on the weekend, never posted on reddit before but been lurking for a while. Also just read [This](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2g3ck4/meta_tifu_used_to_be_super_fun_and_elaborate/) and thought Id share.
Back story, I live on a small very remote island where you... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422387770 | 1422388432 | t3_2tvho4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by nearly jacking off to my sister!
For starters, I created this account to protect her identity, as my real account would link to who I am, and therefore, who she is. With that said, let's jump into the details.
So the craziest thing happened to me this Sunday. I was minding my own business trying to ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1422389345 | 1422604489 | t3_2tvlhp | t5_2to41 | 24 | proteus4585: TIFU by being (almost) totally oblivious to a woman's advances.
I meant to post this story a few days ago but I needed a woman's perspective to be totally certain of my fuck-up. The death glare I received from my friend when I told her the story indicated that, yeah, I fucked up.
Anyways, a few days ago... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1422389664 | 1422445537 | t3_2tvmc2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | TheHorizontalDance: TIFU by reading a book in the tram
Hi reddit!
To make the situation clear, here's a rough sketch of the layout of the tram:
[http://imgur.com/1ZSJmiy]
This happened a few hours earlier. I was in the tram, reading a book, facing the direction the tram was moving (indicated by the arrow). On the se... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422387781 | 1422426828 | t3_2tvhpf | t5_2to41 | 7 | NUK1S: TIFU by eating a piece of ''chocolate''
So there I was eating white chocolate while watching some Game of Thrones when I noticed a piece of white chocolate on my leg. ''Get in my mouth ya bugger!'' was all I thought while catching it and showing it into my mouth but soon as it hit my tongue it dissolved in a fla... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422390681 | 1422393632 | t3_2tvop2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | GH0STM0J0: TIFU by drinking
I drink rarely and responsibly. But now my college wants to feature me in video about abstaining from alcohol. Everyone thinks I don't drink, but I have so now I have to do a video about not drinking. What do I tell them??? (Not gonna tell em "sorry I drink". I like to hide it.)
fearlo: BYU?... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422390748 | 1422392291 | t3_2tvouv | t5_2to41 | 4 | ThingsEscalated: TIFU by being blunt.
(I'll fix the format later if needed)
So a couple of years ago, back when I was a Senior in high school, I often fucked up a lot when it comes to presentations. I was a typical quiet guy who put up with shit from assholes since Kindergarten, and for my last year, I tried to change... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422389271 | 1422410270 | t3_2tvlbw | t5_2to41 | 9 | sem321: TIFU by head butting my crush
I was hanging out with a friend and with a girl that I had a crush on for a while and my friend tells us that we should go to his room and smoke pot. While we are walking over my friend talked about how he wanted to go to a bar afterwards to fuck bitches. I told him that he shouldn... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422391666 | 1422394577 | t3_2tvqyx | t5_2to41 | 18 | Migitmafia: TIFU by going to Wing Stop
I'll make this short and sweet. Went to Wing Stop after work, and as I was walking in I noticed a sketchy looking black guy. Now I would like to take the time to say I don't care what race anyone is, if they look sketchy then they look fucking sketchy. I'm standing at the front co... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1422390522 | 1422445927 | t3_2tvocs | t5_2to41 | 17 | 19farhan93: TIFU by almost causing a fatal pile up on motorway (UK)
TIFU by driving like a complete idiot.
Never posted anything like this so I hope I don't make a mess of this....
...so my partner decides to pick me up from Uni today as we planned to go and watch Taken 3. However, I finished my lesson later than expe... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1422391858 | 1422456388 | t3_2tvrg7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU - by spying on my boyfriend.
CaptFireBeard: Couldn't you just wait see if anyone sends him a message and read the display?
If it is really at the point where you are trying to break into his phone, it might save you a lot of time to just confront him again and mention that you have noticed he has been... | 6 | 1 | |
1422391207 | 1423262016 | t3_2tvpw9 | t5_2to41 | 213 | TankTopsAndBeatDrops: TIFU by Getting in the Wrong Bed
The other night I fucked up. A few friends and I went to another city to see a DJ we like. This city is just about an hour from where I live and I know a lot of people there, including this girl that I have occasional relations with. I call her up. She's gonna be a... | 6 | 35.5 | |
1422394155 | 1422444521 | t3_2tvwx7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | johnnieusedtowalk: TIFU by leaving my car window open
So this happened on a nice evening, after my GF invited me to her place. Grabbed all my shit, hopped in the car, drove there. Except I have this thing where I drive the last few blocks with my windows slightly open so the humidity gets out of the car so the windshie... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422394728 | 1422448481 | t3_2tvycd | t5_2to41 | 121 | diegovb: TIFU when cutting my own hair
http://imgur.com/YlBF9YV
I forgot to place the clipper guard back on the clipper before continuing my haircut. :(
a_ghary: Why cut your own hair, are you high?
13steinj: Some people, even YouTubers, do it
SomeDumBetch: "Even YouTubers,"
I really don't understand why that endors... | 6 | 20.166667 | |
1422394104 | 1422401934 | t3_2tvwtb | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying a girl isn't worth her bf as a joke when drunk and passing out in a club
I fucked up a while ago but just got into reddit n thought I'd post something.
I was at a local club with friends and I was probably the most fucked I had been in a while and i start talking to a chick from school who I ... | 3 | 2 | |
1422394581 | 1422502591 | t3_2tvxzw | t5_2to41 | 51 | thedon97: TIFU by referencing /r/AskReddit in class
Today in my highschool computer science class we were arranging bits of code on a piece of poster paper as a group activity. After we were finished we had to review the other groups code and place post it notes on any issues. My group did not find any issue so i decid... | 7 | 7.285714 | |
1422394588 | 1422404041 | t3_2tvy0i | t5_2to41 | 13 | liamfbates: TIFU by speaking my dreams and thoughts to a friend.
So, today in class I told my friend (let's call her January) about my dream. In my dream, someone I know (let's call her April) got killed and EATEN by me. I don't know why but I felt good when waking up. In the dream, I stabbed her ate her and drank her ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422395199 | 1422395554 | t3_2tvzgl | t5_2to41 | 4 | shitefuckoff: TIFU by trying to watch a YouTube video on my dad's computer
the_real_FU: So, how did you fuck up? No, the real fuck up is your dad looking at weird shit, in addition to not clearing his recommendations. You did nothing wrong. He did, many times it sounds like.
shitefuckoff: I knew he didn't clear his... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422395612 | 1422398584 | t3_2tw0co | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too open with my mother
Brief background: I'm a 16-year-old high-school kid. Over the past six months I have become much less of an introvert and now, I actually *talk* to a girl if I like her, rather than just stare at her in a creepy manner. Weird concept, right, guys?
Anyway, since Septembe... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422396824 | 1422402078 | t3_2tw359 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Ezgrave: TIFU by being racist in front of all my black coworkers.
We were watching this video http://youtu.be/GdNd7bRCytU and someone made the comment "It's a wonder he didn't get robbed immediately." Then simple minded me coming from middle of nowhere white town Oklahoma chimes in "yeah, it would be funny if some blac... | 4 | 7 | |
1422396812 | 1422486058 | t3_2tw349 | t5_2to41 | 30 | redtoastisbad: Tifu by giving a homeless man some money.
I pulled in my parking spot at the pet store just to grab some crickets for my pet, and a man was sitting outside the door and said "can you spare $1.50 for the bus?" I stammered some sort of "maybe" and looked to see if I had change, all I had was a 20 so I jus... | 5 | 6 | |
1422397077 | 1422397808 | t3_2tw3px | t5_2to41 | 5 | thatbandguy77: TIFU by not taking a girl to her apartment
Ok so this happened like two moths ago and I don't know why I didnt post it when it happened but here it goes.
Ok a little info for you guys, I'm really bad at remembering things such as names and faces which will be evident later on.
So I'm on my way back from... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422392174 | 1422472751 | t3_2tvs76 | t5_2to41 | 22 | huntergreenhoodie: TIFU by living with my dad
This has been ongoing for a few weeks, but today it's reaching its boiling point.
A few months ago I accepted a job in Michigan (originally from Toronto) not too far from where my dad lives. My dad was through the roof excited and quickly offered to let me stay with him... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1422398555 | 1422404924 | t3_2tw76c | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving myself an enema in the shower.
tmntnut: waiting for the TIFU by walking in on my brother pleasuring himself with the detachable showerhead.
atragicoffense: Isn't that what he just said?
ScrodoDraginz: yes.. he means if his brother is a redditor, we will see a TIFU about walking in on said ene... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1422382548 | 1422403565 | t3_2tv586 | t5_2to41 | 8 | LiftedPrius: TIFU by sneezing at the Indian buffet
This was actually a few years ago, but as soon as my friend showed me TIFU I knew I had to share it. It still makes me cringe to this day, and I never tell anyone about it because I'm still so embarrassed.
About 7 years ago, I was at my favorite Indian buffet making m... | 4 | 2 | |
1422398648 | 1422402067 | t3_2tw7e1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | nonsupportivehusband: TIFU by supporting my wife
So my wife has cancer which is likely treatable but nothing is guaranteed in life and it appears to be far along. I've tried to be supportive for our daughters sake but our marriage wasn't great to begin with. So the other day my wife mentioned that she wanted to look ... | 4 | 4 | |
1422398700 | 1422426137 | t3_2tw7iq | t5_2to41 | 4 | MagicBristol: TIFU by following through at work.
This happened literally an hour ago. I'm sat in an open plan office working away when the feeling came. It was gurgling deep deep down that was slowly building pressure. A situation I know I needed to handle very quickly. Build too much pressure and it will be a loud one... | 4 | 1 | |
1422399418 | 1422440795 | t3_2tw95z | t5_2to41 | 20 | MartySmarth: TIFU I accidentally emailed my current Director (NOT the director who left a year and a half ago) to say I was looking for a new job and asked if they knew of any open positions outside of my current company.
TL:DR mistakenly emailed my current boss looking for other job opportunities. I recently attempted... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1422399316 | 1422521164 | t3_2tw8xe | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiking alone
Okay, this was last weekend. ~~So sue me~~ (Please don't.)
This took place in Arizona. I don't live here, I just work here a few months out of the year.
Last weekend I decided to go for a hike at a mountain near where I stay here. I'm a fairly experienced climber and outdoorsman in gen... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1422400138 | 1422404642 | t3_2twauo | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by learning the guy I've been fucking around with has been fucking his best friend (who's also a guy)
So, I've been talking to this guy who my best friend set me up with because they pledged together for a frat at my school. We've been talking since November, but stopped before Christmas break because h... | 3 | 1 | |
1422400538 | 1422524912 | t3_2twbtx | t5_2to41 | 304 | [deleted]: TIFU my Kitty
Today I fucked up by watching a YouTube video of crying kittens while my 6 year old rescue cat, Kitty, was in the room. She has been trying to find the kittens since 11pm. She looked for them until 5am, crying for them and digging at my mattress under my phone (the source of the "crying kittens... | 9 | 33.777778 | |
1422400190 | 1422407936 | t3_2twazj | t5_2to41 | 23 | ShiftLeader: TIFU by throwing away the food I let expire and realizing I'm an asshole.
I'm not entirely sure if this fits exactly in this sub since the fuck up was actually today and because the fuck up only involved me and was mostly internalized after the ordeal.
Some background info about me; I live in a nice middl... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1422401240 | 1422402004 | t3_2twdge | t5_2to41 | 3 | qwerty12qwerty: TIFU by playing a Taylor Swift screamo remix in a quiet 300 person Chem lecture.
So I work with this cool person except for one thing. She is the most technically illiterate person in the world. So me being a CS major at my local Uni, I am the lightening rod for "Can you take a look at my...". Well this... | 3 | 1 | |
1422402014 | 1422589079 | t3_2twfar | t5_2to41 | 8 | ukechii: Tifu by commenting on an air freshener around my bf's family
So this didn't happen today but I thought reddit might enjoy my embarrassing story because hell, who doesn't like hearing about embarrassing shit that happens to other people?
Our story starts with my boyfriend's mom taking us and his older brother ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422402664 | 1422464124 | t3_2twgq2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | bjpanties: TIFU the "Magic" 8 ball
Okay so this happened to my SO. So my SO had one of those Magic 8 ball toys. It was broke and didn't work anymore, so my not so bright SO decides he wants the cube that is inside. I dismissed him and continued to clean up our house for a Christmas party we were hosting later that afte... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1422402147 | 1422413853 | t3_2twfkm | t5_2to41 | 4 | setios: TIFU by sending a dirty pic
Okay, context right? A while back there was this girl I was interested in, and she me, we will call her X. We had a mutual friend and it all worked out nicely for a bit. However, there is more to it than just that.
X was nice overall despite who she hung out with, those peopl... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422402598 | 1422409884 | t3_2twgkr | t5_2to41 | 49 | ThrowawayForTIFU: TIFU by telling a friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her.
First, a little background (or a lot of background): I've been best friends with a girl (who we'll call Riley) since the fifth grade. We "dated" for a while, but it was during that ten-year-old phase where everyone's in a "relationship", ... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1422403306 | 1422403719 | t3_2twi42 | t5_2to41 | 3 | NinjamonkeySTD: TIFU by going into a smoke shop
So me and one of my friends were hanging out today he ia 18 and I am 16. Being the marijuana enthusiasts that we are and seriously wanting to get stoned we ventured into a smoke shop with the hopes of buying a bowl. I had already gotten some green a couple days before but... | 3 | 1 | |
1422398499 | 1422422375 | t3_2tw71z | t5_2to41 | 160 | Shadowheart321: TIFU by blowing my nose in the shower
Well reddit, I fucked up hard. I woke up this morning with a nasty cold, and I hopped in the shower before getting ready for school. I thought to myself, "Why don't I just blow my nose in the shower, I mean, it's all just going to go down the drain anyway?"
So I l... | 5 | 32 | |
1422397687 | 1422425169 | t3_2tw54d | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a joke to a teacher (Slightly NSFW)
Alright so this happened a few days ago. Its last class on a Friday afternoon and I'm BURSTING to go for a pee. Raise my hand and ask, teacher says OK. So fast forward a few mins I'm coming into the class and the teacher has her back turned and a guy makes ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422404038 | 1422416974 | t3_2twjsp | t5_2to41 | 9 | VeebVibeVode: TIFU by buying my boyfriend a Valentine's Day gift
I got bombarded by breast cancer awareness people selling automobile cleaning kits like a 3 in 1 wax, window cleaner, and tire polish . It was really cool so I bought a lot for my boyfriend who is just getting into local car meets and such. We went by the... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422403064 | 1422406731 | t3_2twhkz | t5_2to41 | 1 | scott003: TIFU by going to Taco Bell and not getting baja blast
Mpv108: Wow you're gonna be scarred for life after that one.
scott003: you have no idea.....
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1422404627 | 1422440529 | t3_2twl2m | t5_2to41 | 823 | dmautz: TIFU by telling my girlfriend she is a 9
I can't remember how we got on the subject but I told her she was a 9/10 (referring to her looks). Knowing my own scale, I consider a 9 to be a big compliment. I rate hot celebrities like Rachel Bilson 9. A 9 is amazing. Damn near any guy would love for their girlfriend ... | 9 | 91.444444 | |
1422401461 | 1422406188 | t3_2twe0h | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a little girl to "Suck My Ass"
This happened earlier today. Let me start off by saying I'm a 19 year old male. This weekend we took a family trip to Disney World to celebrate my moms birthday. So we're leaving today and we decided to stop at the gift shop one last time. Well this week my sist... | 3 | 1 | |
1422406162 | 1422421150 | t3_2twohi | t5_2to41 | 5 | MagicalTree9000: TIFU when I thought some friends could take a joke.
So rewind to this morning before I fucked up, I was bumming around, having nothing to do. So I decided to go on reddit and occupy my time there. I come across some posts that I found funny and interesting so I saved them to my phone like a normal pers... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422402904 | 1422426749 | t3_2twh8e | t5_2to41 | 6 | Flonaldo: TIFU by making a corpulent classmate cry
This is a something i have expierenced nearly two years ago, a friend of mine brought it up today and i relaized how much i realy fucked up in that summer:
So I was on a one-day-trip with a good friend of mine and two female classmates, lets call them Ann and Pauline... | 3 | 2 | |
1422407038 | 1422678228 | t3_2twqej | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by snooping...again.
I snooped in my bfs phone a while back when he had forgotten it at my house overnight. Found a girl in his txts he was fucking RIGHT before we started seeing each other, of whom he had a picture of's ass saved in his pictures. After he had told me and still to this day tells me he h... | 3 | 0 | |
1422407119 | 1422415106 | t3_2twqkt | t5_2to41 | 7 | redditor_3: TIFU by feeding a duck a chicken nugget
Like many TIFU posts, this didn't actually happen today. This particular event took place when I was in sixth grade. And, I didn't actually feed the duck. The person who fed the duck was a friend of mine who we will refer to as Jeff. I was with three other friends who... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422408163 | 1422412670 | t3_2twssb | t5_2to41 | 5 | Reesespeanuts: TIFU: By getting fired for supposedly saying the "N-word" in a offense way at work.
Today I just got a phone call from my former firm's HR department and told me I was terminated for saying the N-word at work.So I sort of need a little PR fix when it comes to future employers.I'm going to be honest here ... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1422409400 | 1422411891 | t3_2twvdu | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU and fell onto the subway tracks and ended up on the local news, facebook, and youtube.
All I did was check a couple of text messages like I do every other day while waiting for the train, but thisone message from my ex-hussband really pissed me off , couldn't believe what I was reading, then WHAM! Onto ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422410567 | 1422426757 | t3_2twxts | t5_2to41 | 9 | FlamingoGuy: TIFU by loving my cat.
So earlier today I was sitting in our recliner, in pajamas watching TV. The cat jumps up and assumes his normal position between my legs. He starts cleaning himself and is moving all over the place. I try to chill him out and scratch his favorite pages and he is having none of my shi... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422410786 | 1422414037 | t3_2twya8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a crush on a suspected child molester
Not sure if this is allowed due to content but here it goes.
I've realized that if I like a guy that there's probably something terribly wrong with him. I should be hired by the government to use my secret talent to capture villains. D:
I'm a sub teach... | 4 | 2 | |
1422409115 | 1422511297 | t3_2twurm | t5_2to41 | 93 | Kangaroosters: TIFU by asking an old lady if she wanted a rim job (SFW-ish)
My face is still red. I don't think I'll ever be able to work there again.
*Flash back to 6 hours ago...^ago...^ago...*
I work at a cafe as a barista. It's nothing fancy, just a nice little place that is usually pretty busy, but seeing as eve... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1422410915 | 1422426290 | t3_2twyjj | t5_2to41 | 1,357 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeing my brother's browser history
This TIFU was actually last month, but it's pretty obvious why it's not posted till now. My brother and I live about 200 miles apart, and about 6 months ago I had to have some pretty major surgery. My brother took a few days off work so he could come over, help me... | 7 | 193.857143 | |
1422411066 | 1422446080 | t3_2twyup | t5_2to41 | 6 | Nek0der: TIFU by forcing myself to commit suicide by locking myself in my room.
bodom2245: Hi Nek0der, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by forcing myself to commit suicide by locking myself in my room.*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 9: Posts relating to cau... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422411110 | 1422411522 | t3_2twyxu | t5_2to41 | 3 | PantsTheRobot: TIFU by asking for a girl's number.
I feel fucking miserable right now.
I was talking to a friend on facebook about what should i do to get closer to my crush, and asking for her number popped out.
She just happened to be connected, so i asked her if we could meet in some place in college, nothing bad.... | 3 | 1 | |
1422411300 | 1422470011 | t3_2twzay | t5_2to41 | 7 | marblesinatube: TIFU by trusting a fart in my underpants in a room full of guys [NSFW?]
Well Reddit, this actually did just happen earlier today. I was at the MEPS, which is the military entrance processing station for the U.S. Armed Forces. There's a bunch of medical stations you get rotated through throughout the ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422411760 | 1422412632 | t3_2tx0bg | t5_2to41 | 8 | giansolcia: TIFU...losing my laptop
Today i was in late to catch the last KLM flight from Amsterdam to Milan...i was in hurry and took the train to get to the airport (15min in Amsterdam..) ..i go to baggage drop off..checked in ..and ..BLING..i forgot the PC laptop bag on the train . . .i run rapidly to the train but ... | 3 | 2.666667 |
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