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1422412343 | 1422928146 | t3_2tx1l0 | t5_2to41 | 52 | mikail511: TIFU by eating edibles before an intercontinental flight.
Last month, I was flying to Germany to visit family and decided getting some sleep would be a great way to defeat some jet lag. So I took about 25-30mg of THC in the form of [chocolate-covered espresso beans](http://www.kivaconfections.com/products/bi... | 8 | 6.5 | |
1422412946 | 1422415224 | t3_2tx2vy | t5_2to41 | 66 | CaptainsWhiskers: tifu by blowing the tip NSFW
onthesunnyside: What a waste of albuterol!
Come_To_r_Polandball: What else is it for, dusting your keyboard?
| 3 | 22 | |
1422413674 | 1422418416 | t3_2tx4fo | t5_2to41 | 6 | Twhoerst: Tifu by getting ex pregnant and now she has leukemia.
So here is the original post.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2td2f4/tifu_by_believing_my_ex/
She went to the appointment on Monday, I wanted to go with her but she just wouldn't let me. After the appointment I went over to her place. I gave her 3... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422413492 | 1422577532 | t3_2tx41w | t5_2to41 | 621 | NiftyWalrus: TIFU by breaking up with my gf at the wrong time.
This happened a few years ago during my freshman year of college. Planned on breaking up with my girlfriend at the time, was just waiting on the right moment. We went to the same college so it made it a little more tricky. With no time like the present, I t... | 9 | 69 | |
1422412863 | 1422414283 | t3_2tx2pf | t5_2to41 | 2 | ZigguratOfUr: TIFU by confusing pewdiepie and imaqtpie
I mentioned to someone how League was culturally influential because pewdiepie, a long-aired stoner-sounding league player, was the most subscribed youtube channel.
They seemed confused. "Doesn't Pewdiepie play all sorts of games, not just league?" the asked.
An... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422415151 | 1422421010 | t3_2tx7gv | t5_2to41 | 10 | GatoradeEnthusiast: TIFU by using wobbuffet in the psychic gym in pokemon emerald
So if you guys didnt know wobbuffet doesnt have any damage moves, he only reflects damage. There I was having a blast when suddenly I battle a trainer that also had wobbuffet. None could deal damage since you can only reflect damage with ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422415243 | 1422418742 | t3_2tx7nq | t5_2to41 | 8 | Caliboy17: TIFU by not locking the bathroom door at work
So ya this happened a few houra ago. Im about 2 hours into my 8 hour long shift and ive been drinking a lot of water those 2 hours so I had been going to the bathroom a decent amount. Now the bathrooms at work are a 1 toilet bathroom that when you lock it, a sign... | 4 | 2 | |
1422416475 | 1422454349 | t3_2txa2g | t5_2to41 | 188 | CrocodileTUNDI: TIFU by sending my friends my english essay
So this happened a couple months ago. I was to complete an english essay on something we hope to do achieve in the future. Basically it was supposed to be an exercise that would help us write college essays.
I wrote my essay, and my friend asked me what I wa... | 7 | 26.857143 | |
1422408625 | 1422441770 | t3_2twtqw | t5_2to41 | 5 | keptfloatin707: TIFU : By using my coffee grinder to make a dry rub for steak.
So i was grinding all my herbs and whole pepper corns in a old coffee grinder we have and i leaned over to unplug it and i was under the impression the top needed to be on for it to grind- i was wrong.
http://i.imgur.com/owMwjb3.jpg
i leaned... | 5 | 1 | |
1422416580 | 1422417281 | t3_2txa9z | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by brainfarting
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TheodoorfromJaffa: To be honest: I hope your boss reads this. You, in your profession, can't go shooting things when you get nervous.
[deleted]: I'm really thinking about quitting tomorrow... I'm not nervous about someone reading this but I'm nervous that I managed to shoot the... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422416096 | 1422417575 | t3_2tx9ay | t5_2to41 | 7 | Sabsaab: TIFU: Met my NEW boyfriend's mother "too soon"
To start off, when I say new boyfriend, I mean like we just met on a Saturday and this happened the Tuesday after (4days). Also, this didn't happen today, because my boyfriend just introduced me to Reddit when we met.
So Monday night I stayed at his place and ever... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422414849 | 1422419707 | t3_2tx6un | t5_2to41 | 6 | Hardtoreadwithtears: TIFU by being too honest.
TIFU
Hard to type with tears in my eyes so I'll keep this short. My best friend had a psychopath boyfriend that she broke up with when she found out he had several girlfriends. This guy would look her in the eye and tell her he loves her and it killed me cause she would n... | 3 | 2 | |
1422417173 | 1422418874 | t3_2txbeb | t5_2to41 | 11 | Stellar1557: TIFU by making oatmeal in the dark
As with most stories on this sub, this happened a few years ago.
I was finally living out of Mom and Dad's house with my new girlfriend. She worked late and sometimes worked graveyards, so most of the time I had to fend for myself for dinner. Most of the time I made a s... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1422417697 | 1422452670 | t3_2txcgf | t5_2to41 | 52 | Lithiarch: TIFU by accidentally sending sentimental letters to a random person for 6 months
During the time that I dated my last serious boyfriend, I got to know his family very well. I quickly took to his two younger cousins, but fell into an especially quick friendship with his younger sister, Erin. Erin was a few ye... | 8 | 6.5 | |
1422421630 | 1422595039 | t3_2txbcd | t5_2to41 | 7 | RetroWormy: It clearly states in the rules that it doesn't have to be from today.
PM_ME_BONER_PICS: Never said it was against the rules though. But the post got removed anyway so lol
RetroWormy: Yeah lol. Sorry if I sounded snobby. Reading my comment makes it seem like it.
PM_ME_BONER_PICS: My comment was pretty snobby... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1422417199 | 1422498693 | t3_2txbfu | t5_2to41 | 7 | OurLordGoomy: TIFU by not going to school
Here's some background info to start you all off as this has been a process that has happened over a few months. **For those too lazy to read this thread I will include a TL:DR.** I am an 18 year old male high school student. During my junior year of school everything was aweso... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422417467 | 1422420430 | t3_2txbyh | t5_2to41 | 22 | captaincheezy: TIFU by giving a compliment to a co-worker
TIFU. A co-worker of mine has been acting very differently in the past six months. She was once upbeat and happy all of the time and it was clear something has been up because she was grumpy and unhappy. I had asked what was up a couple of times but she was not ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1422417838 | 1422418785 | t3_2txcpv | t5_2to41 | 5 | Yokhen: TIFU twice by losing $2000. Wait, no, make it three times.
This story doesn't really start today, but it finishes quite recently, so here it goes:
So being the horrible son that I am, slightly more than half a year ago, my dad gives me $2000 so I can store it in the bank, which I don't because I am too lazy. I... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422417247 | 1422459132 | t3_2txbiv | t5_2to41 | 8 | silverbug9: TIFU by having my son pick-up my daughter from school
So not actually me that F-ed up, but my son...
My son (in high school) was supposed to pick up my daughter after middle school for an appointment. He gets there, and went into the office, telling the teacher "yeah, I'm here to pick up little silverbug9"... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422413295 | 1422419964 | t3_2tx3mn | t5_2to41 | 53 | kensemporia: TIFU - by flashing a group of tiny asian woman
Context: I work in advertising in Asia, the hours are brutal. And, I'm a 6" 3 man in a city full of people who aren't 6" 3.
This happened yesterday, but I was too busy to post it ^ aforementioned hours.
I am working on a new business project, so the hours are... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1422419074 | 1422421237 | t3_2txf7r | t5_2to41 | 27 | OccamRager: TIFU by hooking up with a coworker.
I got hooked up in Snowmageddon 2 last night, pulling an all nighter. I ended up drinking tequila at the office with my coworker, we will call Danger from here out. He didn't drink. I joked "oh, danger" and that's his name now.
Anyway, he offered to take me home as I com... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1422418101 | 1422420299 | t3_2txd8u | t5_2to41 | 3 | Hercul353: TIFU by confusing two of my Reddit posts
So my new job (which will require a urinary drug test) doesn't start until next month, but I need a little extra cash to pay bills this month. Craigslist being as creepy and scam-ridden as it is, I decided to turn to my fellow Redditors for help finding odd jobs aroun... | 3 | 1 | |
1422420086 | 1422420379 | t3_2txh5m | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By playing a prank on my friend with his mom in on it.
Backstory: My friend gets picked up from school, and I have whats called a 'late bus'. Me and his mom are somewhat close (but she always forgets my name, and I didn't remind her of it today. Important to the story), so her and I thought it would be ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422419875 | 1422429971 | t3_2txgqt | t5_2to41 | 16 | outofsync42: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I'm introverted
- The back story...
I am definitely a classic introvert in that I can be alone for days on end and be perfectly fine if I don't talk to anyone all day (I'm a web developer naturally). I usually prefer to be alone and have trouble spending long periods of tim... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1422420308 | 1422422712 | t3_2txhiy | t5_2to41 | 4 | tifu_wins: TIFU by offering my mother a mint
I'll keep it short. So my gf had just left my house about an hour prior and my mom had came over while she was here. Well I was talking to my mom and had some mints. So I offered her one. She declines and proceeds to ask me if my gf had ever given me a blow job with mints in... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422420533 | 1422460688 | t3_2txhze | t5_2to41 | 48 | praisethesun01: TIFU by using Icy Hot while sweating
This happened a few days ago.
It started out as a solid evening. I went to the gym in my apartment building and had a great run on the treadmill. I'm not a great runner, but I had a good workout by my standards.
Anyway, I was feeling like a champ. Dripping sweat, ... | 6 | 8 | |
1422421452 | 1435637338 | t3_2txjm0 | t5_2to41 | 22,063 | TheTrueMountainMan: TIFU by probably ruining a girl's life, forever, via Capture the Flag.
Today I fucked up. There's a girl in my Ecology class. Let's call her "Madge". Madge is your go-getting try-hard holier-than-thou know-it-all with an unchanging facial expression I can only describe as "cat trying to shit a peach... | 36 | 612.861111 | |
1422422914 | 1422484577 | t3_2txm92 | t5_2to41 | 22 | ImNotPamela: TIFU by riding a ski-lift solo
Like many TIFUs, this fuck up occurred a while ago; eleven years ago to be exact. So my entire family (uncle, aunt, cousins, parents, and siblings) went to a ski resort for winter break. Being city kids, we had very little skiing/snowboarding experience, so our parents decide... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1422422708 | 1422492071 | t3_2txlvp | t5_2to41 | 28 | PutaGatito: TIFU by trying to increase my breastmilk supply
So my husband is a stay at home dad meaning I'm at work almost constantly. We have a 4 month old and we're trying to keep him exclusively on my breastmilk. We've been doing great until about a month ago my supply regulated and I haven't been able to freeze as ... | 10 | 2.8 | |
1422422746 | 1422427268 | t3_2txlxw | t5_2to41 | 14 | ButtFuckYourFace: TIFU by telling my SO I'd sell her for a quart of rat's milk
We were arguing about our end-of-the-world skills and I said she had none. Then said the title. Couch for me tonight everybody.
LA12Hookup: Why are you letting her make you sleep in the couch? the bed is just as much yours as it is hers.
But... | 7 | 2 | |
1422423804 | 1422468745 | t3_2txnqh | t5_2to41 | 9 | trap_god_laflare: TIFU by not attending University course un till half way thru academic term.
This was in June 2011. My university experience was interesting, I studied a Bachelor of Health sciences, we shared our first year classes with Bio Med and Medicine so the classes were roughly 250 people. Anyway I wasn't much... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422424887 | 1422425413 | t3_2txph2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Pumpernickelwallaby: TIFU by reading my sisters messages to a guy...
Backstory (it will make sense why): My sister and I were brought up in a very loving home, my mum and dad would drink a little every night, they would occasionally go to parties but we would always go with them and there would be heaps of other kids t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422426472 | 1422428799 | t3_2txrzt | t5_2to41 | 12 | novacain92: TIFU by ejaculating on my own face
kwyjiboner: I've done it purposefully.
It's a lot of fun until your breathing returns to normal and you're upside down with your back crunched into the corner where the wall meets the floor, and you have your own brand man mojito on your face.
Boostin_Boxer: Wat...
dan... | 4 | 3 | |
1422427621 | 1422432427 | t3_2txtjj | t5_2to41 | 9 | UnoriginalAnonn: TIFU by messing with my cousin
I was on skype with my cousin, /u/Maddie3006 and our friend Tim. We were having a video call and then Maddie decided to up and leave for about 15 minutes. After ten minutes of waiting I’m like, “Wtf?” And I’m getting impatience staring at her [open window](http://i.gyazo.... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1422428202 | 1422429245 | t3_2txuc5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | ObsidianRumbie: TIFU by finding myself at a murder scene
Hope I don't break any rules (No. 11 im looking at you) but this happened last night (we're getting an extended weekend at school so hah! loophole!
Anyway, last night the girlfriend and me were getting hot and heavy as two teenagers with high sexual libidos woul... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422428350 | 1422429111 | t3_2txuj5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by posting on Craigslist.
GrishaJaegerisBenjen: So you castrated a random guy then?
Padrona: No he bit me!
GrishaJaegerisBenjen: Oh shit! I can't read!
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1422428557 | 1422430562 | t3_2txuup | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking my peripheral vision before sneezing
I sneezed a hail storm of saliva and boogers directly on her face. It looked like I did it on purpose
GSW_Cymbo77: I seriously just died. I could not imagine being a bystander and watching that.
dinds001: You probably would have labeled myself a racis... | 3 | 1 | |
1422430120 | 1422433935 | t3_2txwwn | t5_2to41 | 10 | Katholikos: TIFU by winning the Pinewood Derby.
So, this actually happened when I was a kid, but I (for whatever reason) didn't start using Reddit until a couple weeks ago. Anyways...
When I was a kid, I was in cub scouts. One of our time-honored traditions was the annual pinewood derby contest. For those of you who d... | 5 | 2 | |
1422431618 | 1422433106 | t3_2txyos | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking my hairbrush.
SirJudasIscariot: https://i.imgur.com/yDqS2VK.jpg
kspi: Can confirm
karl_or_lenny: Firm cans con.
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1422431592 | 1422432104 | t3_2txynw | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeing my sister naked
ContrarySnivy: > But since the doors can be locked so why the fuck wouldn't she just fucking lock the door when it's necessary?
Ummm, because in your own words "I have been told to always knock the door before opening it whether if anybody is inside the room or not.".
Mult... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422428495 | 1422488055 | t3_2txur8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a basketball game.
This happened on Saturday.
I went with some of my friends to a new-ish coffee place. This group included me, two female friends that I will call M and C, and three male friends that I will call A, L and B. We had fun at the coffee place, it wasn't too expensive and the d... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422432914 | 1422434268 | t3_2ty078 | t5_2to41 | 11 | boryumugo: TIFU by hitting all the elevator buttons
Coming home today from my grandparents' place, I decided that I was too tired from shoveling snow. Instead of taking the stairs like usual, I decide to just go jam in with the crowd waiting for the elevator.
Now, this elevator wasn't small but with everyone wearing ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422409194 | 1422459950 | t3_2twuy2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing
Actually I don't know if this counts as a TIFU, but I need to share and it's dumb as fuck so here it goes.
I was at a bar drinking with friends and at that time I was looking for a room to rent and I realised that I'm very close to one place I saw on gumtree earlier that day, also it was th... | 5 | 1 | |
1422435646 | 1422457373 | t3_2ty30b | t5_2to41 | 6 | Diskourai: TIFU by appreciating the generosity of my roommate
After playing a few games of Hearthstone, I stepped out to the kitchen to fill up my jug of water. My roommate likes to bake and left me a kind note saying "To : Diskourai, From : Roommate." Beneath the note on a blue plate was a chocolate brownie, nice and ... | 3 | 2 | |
1422436055 | 1422458046 | t3_2ty3f1 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Stepson420: TIFU by having a party at my dad's house
the_dinks: Hi Stepson420, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by having a party at my dad's house*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 8: All posts involving obscene sexual situations, such as, but not limited to,... | 9 | 4.555556 | |
1422436325 | 1422490291 | t3_2ty3p3 | t5_2to41 | 382 | [deleted]: TIFU - By trying to ask a girl out on a date.
***This is a story about a hopeless-romantic IT nerd.***
[I'll start with the FU picture from the hospital.]
***FATE?***
My friend asked me to pick up her friend so we could all carpool for a college ski-club trip. I was instantly smitten by this new girl duri... | 4 | 95.5 | |
1422435693 | 1422437194 | t3_2ty323 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to help a friend recover from a loss
dylanhoel: "their sexual advances" "sucked into" "pulled out"
Sounds like someone couldn't avoid the use of innuendos
dylanhoel: But on a serious note. Talk to luthien about it. Not us.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422399647 | 1422454161 | t3_2tw9pu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not having put money aside to pay my tax bill
Oh woe is me! I have just checked by tax declaration and discovered that the government want me to pay them £4200. If we were to move the decimal point by two places to the left, I would still struggle to pay it. I've already given the government £10K in ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422436795 | 1422438312 | t3_2ty46a | t5_2to41 | 25 | purebreed9: TIFU by relaxing a little too much during a massage
I have been travelling through Thailand and yesterday I had 3 hours to kill whilst I waited for a train into my next destination. I thought what better way to kill the time than grab some dinner and get a relaxing oil massage from a blind shop my friend ha... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1422439086 | 1422441227 | t3_2ty6hg | t5_2to41 | 43 | germanpotatochips: TIFU trying to revenge fart
Adrianxxv: He umm farted *ON* you?!
germanpotatochips: Yeah u know one of those walkbys where he just lifts one of the legs and lets out a fart..
Adrianxxv: It's that normal? Did OP just commit a fart-by and shart all over his dad?
Dad_Jokes_Inbound: A panda walks into ... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1422438327 | 1422445226 | t3_2ty5po | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rock365: TIFU by eating my favorite salad, blaming an elderly sir for the consequences
This TIFU actually happened yesterday afternoon. After I came back from lab, where I was doing some experiments for my masters thesis, I decided to have an easy (so I thought at the moment) late afternoon lunch. I had some cabbage le... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422439989 | 1422449874 | t3_2ty7fz | t5_2to41 | 11 | Imbacile: TIFU by (surely) making a Pavlovian response in a girl. By explosion
I had nearly wiped this memory and corresponding guilt from myself, yet this [post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2txjm0/tifu_by_probably_ruining_a_girls_life_forever_via/) have restored everything. The event had happened decades ago... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422408319 | 1422488895 | t3_2twt4n | t5_2to41 | 7 | atthem77: TIFU by hiding in a box...
So today our new memory foam mattress was delivered, and the box it came in is about 2'x2'x7', and opened on just one end, perfect size for crawling inside like an oversized cat or a lucky homeless person.
My girlfriend called on her way home to chat about dinner, traffic she was... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422441532 | 1422469572 | t3_2ty8z0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Renzayu007: TIFU by trying to make a random stranger happy.
So I went on this app called Meowchat which is basically an app that allows you to communicate with random strangers. I got paired up with a girl in a one-on-one chat session that has a status " I'm debating on leaving this world'. I had no clue what she meant... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422442919 | 1422443371 | t3_2tyada | t5_2to41 | 5 | Elji: TIFU by putting wrong phone number
Sorry if there's any error to my writing.
So I was going to Jakarta by plane. Some days before, I bought my ticket via a ticketing website. All goes well, I filled my name, last name, phone number and stuff. What I didn't know was that I put the wrong phone number. That's the c... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422442668 | 1422446229 | t3_2tya3z | t5_2to41 | 13 | derpymcmuffin89: TIFU by cooking dinner
First post, on phone blah blah formatting. This fuckup is also still currently in progress and I have nobody but myself to blame.
I recently discovered I have and bountiful birdseye chilli plant in the backyard of my rented house. Figured I'd pick a few and use them in cooking ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422440267 | 1422477135 | t3_2ty7pv | t5_2to41 | 41 | superkidranger: TIFU by being a hardcore Power Rangers fan.
So this didn't happen today, but about 9 years ago. I was 13 when some burglars broke into my parents warehouse. The thing is that me being the Power Rangers diehard I was, I grabbed my mask from my nightstand and my trust-worthy plastic sword and went out to ... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1422442620 | 1422468456 | t3_2tya26 | t5_2to41 | 178 | TheOmniskeptic: TIFU by sending porn to my grandpa
Natreel: I'm keen to hear the outcome of this...
doctorish: Grandpa sends a filthier link back "that's good Jimmy but have you seen this?"
QueeenOfTheForest: He'll probably send something ridiculously dirty like triple penetration or hardcore BDSM
Kaique94: Or fucked ... | 8 | 22.25 | |
1422444040 | 1422464920 | t3_2tybi3 | t5_2to41 | 24 | renlauo: TIFU by getting an inconvenient boner at yoga
beentheredonethatXll: tl;dr - nice try at a fake story - but did you actually read how Viagra works?
And sure Peyronie's disease - nice touch - but isn't giving Viagra to a patient that has painful erections a bit like feeding pure fat to a heart attach victim o... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1422444729 | 1422495989 | t3_2tyc9e | t5_2to41 | 24 | Vanthian: TIFU by accidently making my boss think I'm a hacker.
So 2 days ago I brought my Lenovo Thinkpad T61 to work to study programming as I normally do. I work as Security in a 2 floor building, but I'm more like a receptionist than security. I normally just bring it on night shifts since my shifts are 12 hours bu... | 8 | 3 | |
1422444764 | 1422457293 | t3_2tycaj | t5_2to41 | 5 | TayblueC: TIFU my balls. Twice.
TIFU, but Nothing really serious, just painful. Happened about 2 minutes ago. A little background, I work as a security guard overnight and as long as nobody who isn't supposed to be there is there, I can do whatever I want. To make the time pass, I browse reddit, and the rest of the net... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422445785 | 1422506725 | t3_2tydd0 | t5_2to41 | 95 | pourpiednoir: TIFU by saying "Big black cock".
This happened about an hour ago.
I'm a poker dealer at a casino. I just got off the night shift (10pm-6am) and need to share!
It was nearing the end of my long monotonous shift and my last hour was spent dealing Hold'em bonus to one old fella. After quite a few hands, he... | 5 | 19 | |
1422446641 | 1422448659 | t3_2tyecg | t5_2to41 | 2 | Cheated_On_009: TIFU by logging on to my gf's Tinder
My gf and I have been dating for three years now and we live a couple hours apart. After hanging out this weekend I saw the famous Tinder app on her phone. I asked her about it and she said she just "got it for entertainment" and I had nothing to worry about. Well cu... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1422446579 | 1422462903 | t3_2tye9p | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my mom I might be pregnant NSFW-ish
So this whole story happened about a week ago.
I'm a 19 years old female and my mom is pretty strict. I don't really talk about intimate things with her and she still thought I was a virgin.
So I had my boyfriend of 6 months at my place about 2 weeks ago.... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1422446774 | 1422455626 | t3_2tyei8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | YARRIB: TIFU by pointing at a person who suffers from nanosomia like a sircus freak
This happened back at the labor day. It is a big party of two days here and students and also graduaded students if they are active ones, wear their overalls identifying their line of study. We were in a crowded bar / restaurant where I... | 3 | 2 | |
1422446503 | 1422457995 | t3_2tye63 | t5_2to41 | -2 | redneck-gamer: TIFU by letting my girlfriend hold my hand
So my girlfriend has ovarian cists and one of them ruptured last night. We were laying in bed and she was in alot of pain.
The pain got to the point where, as she was trying to go to sleep, she had her head on my chest and she was crying. In a attempt to help h... | 6 | -0.333333 | |
1422447799 | 1422495935 | t3_2tyfnn | t5_2to41 | 5 | andrepops: TIFU by being under investigation for sexual harassments at work
I work at a fairly large company with ~150-200 on site employees. We all have our own computers and with them we communicate with eachother via a chatprogram separated into chatrooms.
I am active in maybe 4-5 of these chatrooms and the one whe... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422447432 | 1422481074 | t3_2tyf9w | t5_2to41 | 116 | Aydina: TIFU by making a "isis" joke on facebook.
Wasn't actually today, but around the same time that ISIS threat was noticed in Australia.
First some little background about me, I'm Armenian born and raised in Turkey, Istanbul currently living in Australia, Melbourne. I am 21 years old and fairly arab looking with m... | 9 | 12.888889 | |
1422447936 | 1422500852 | t3_2tyftv | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by "flipping off" a cop
This actually happened some time last year, but I've been browsing reddit more often lately, been reading TIFUs all night, and I felt this would be a neat one to share. Super long, beware. (TL;DR at end in case it's too long)
**CONTEXT**: I'll summarize to the best of my extent... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422448611 | 1422467039 | t3_2tygmy | t5_2to41 | 16 | PureSmoulder: TIFU and ripped my pants in half during school assembly.
I spent the last two years in uniform pants that were constantly about to fall off me. So I wanted to make sure I bought pants that were small enough this time around.
Apparently, I bought them too small.
It was a perfectly ordinary day. I had... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1422449229 | 1422473297 | t3_2tyhdt | t5_2to41 | 286 | kuhpikah: TIFU asking a girl why she wore the same outfits
This didn't actually happen today, but I feel like it's worth the share.
Rewinding back to my middle school years, I was that dumb 6th grader who was curious about all most anything that caught my eye.
There was this girl in most of my classes who wore the ... | 11 | 26 | |
1422446814 | 1422491873 | t3_2tyek0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Busth: TIFU by making my girlfriend think I don't miss her
Due to a very shitty train of events I'm currently all the way across the country and will be for about another 9 months. Long distance is a pain in the ass a lot of things can get jumbled and sometimes you honestly can't tell what someone means by something
A... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422452324 | 1422492689 | t3_2tylp2 | t5_2to41 | 39 | 123jd321: TIFU by crashing my car into a petrol station
Okay this happened a year ago today, and I think it's about time I put it on Reddit. Enjoy.
So I was 17 at the time, and I had passed my test mid December 2013. I'm a pretty good driver, and got only 1 minor in my test (for the laymen, that's nigh on perfect). Al... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1422452531 | 1422481986 | t3_2tym0l | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a teachers daughter her dad was an asshole
Ok so this didn't happen today, it happened about september at the start of the school year.
A little background, i just started Sixth form and i stayed at the school i was at before to do so. I'm a bit socially awkward and i don't really talk to m... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1422452628 | 1422536566 | t3_2tym5r | t5_2to41 | 16 | grotepita: TIFU when i fell for a Phone-scam
So my mom got a phonecall today that was supposedly from the Microsoft helpdesk. Since she didnt understand what was happening she gave the Phone to me and simple said, "something about a virus, i dont understand those things." So i had this lengthy conversation with some in... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1422454869 | 1422462841 | t3_2typqo | t5_2to41 | 7 | Itsnotmyfaulthe: TIFU by leaving my girlfriends dead dog on the couch.
So I have no idea what to do right now guys. I made this throwaway account just to ask you guys what the hell I should do. My girlfriends old dog is dead on the couch and she is at work. I left the house and i'm in a panic. Should I go bury it or wh... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1422453587 | 1422473939 | t3_2tynlk | t5_2to41 | 13 | JohnssoN89: TIFU by stating that I want to ride a toycar to work
TIFU while at work, I work at an automotive company and yesterday there was an internal news article with a quiz stating you could win a newly presented car signed by a famus person.
Eager to win I quickly filled in the questions, the reason I should win... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422454405 | 1422467996 | t3_2tyoy7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | NomadsDomain: TIFU by emailing myself a WhatsApp conversation
So I've been in a long term relationship with my girlfriend for nearly 6 years and we've just moved in to a rented flat. I've had doubts about out relationship during the past year, but I thought maybe moving in would solve everything. (Idiocy I know)
Anywa... | 3 | 2 | |
1422456750 | 1422605032 | t3_2tyt15 | t5_2to41 | 550 | Hurstville: TIFU by telling my wife that her Dad wasn't really a Ranger/Sniper/Paratrooper/Special Forces when he was in the U.S. Army during Vietnam.
A wall of text -- sorry -- but I've been wrestling this with for a few days.
First, let me say that my father in law is a great guy and I like him a lot.
I'm using a... | 11 | 50 | |
1422452043 | 1433624774 | t3_2tyl9r | t5_2to41 | 4 | DrDandthewumbavex: TIFU because of a hotpocket incident
Like many posts on TIFU, this did not happen today but months ago.
To give you some background, my friend Andre has a famous story he tells about having fucked a hotpocket due to an internet arrangement. It's become like his identity at this point. Well one day o... | 4 | 1 | |
1422458047 | 1422461144 | t3_2tyu9z | t5_2to41 | 0 | cudambercam13: It was an accident, but she has every right to be upset.
Squaremup: Of course but after the apology its time to move on and forget about it.
cudambercam13: That doesn't work in every situation.
Squaremup: it should have worked in *that* situation. No need to be a dick with someone because they fucked up ... | 5 | 0 | |
1422457490 | 1422459028 | t3_2tyuey | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my father.
A little background story. My dad left my mom when she was two months pregnant. From then on I saw my dad couple of times a year at most. When 4 my mom married my step dad who raised me and I consider my real dad. Seven years ago my mom,step dad, sister and me came to the United... | 5 | 1 | |
1422454993 | 1422482857 | t3_2typy4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | MyNameIsRay: TIFU by giving a black eye to a girl in a bar full of men.
Well, not today, senior year of college, but whatever.
I was finally a senior, could finally enjoy the bars, so of course, I was out with some friends doing so. After hours of drinking, we ended up playing pool in the back room. This bar had "fish... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1422459541 | 1422504917 | t3_2tyyf5 | t5_2to41 | 1,144 | DJDz: TIFU by urinating on something that I thought was a bush... [NSFW?]
A while ago I was drinking with some friends and we got really wasted. After all the alcohol was gone we decided to go to the next local store to get some more.
On the way 2 of us really needed to pee and we were looking for the next possible s... | 16 | 71.5 | |
1422459837 | 1422535808 | t3_2tyz25 | t5_2to41 | 154 | norwegianViiking: TIFU by getting apprehended by James Bond agent 420
Hi, confession this did not happen today, rather during the summer months.
Its warm and a perfect day to get your tan on. As im from Norway, this is a really rare occurrence - even during the summer months, So we really need to make the most of it. ... | 5 | 30.8 | |
1422460665 | 1422461427 | t3_2tz0qf | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my gf the female celebrities that i'm attracted to.
My girlfriend and I have been dating for a couple of mouths and we always have these interesting dinner conversations that all stem from questions like, "who are the top five female celebrities that you would bang." This seemed pretty harmle... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422460552 | 1422468039 | t3_2tz0iy | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: tifu by yelling at a veteran.
I live in an apartment where they plow your cars when it snows. Being in MA this happens regurally. This morning though my car would not move it slid on the snow it was on.
So the person a few cars next to me was shoveling his car our. His was about my fathers age plus a few. I... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422460635 | 1422464785 | t3_2tz0oi | t5_2to41 | 10 | team140: TIFU by trying to work while sleep deprived.
It wasn't actually today, it was just over 20 years ago in 1993. One of my first real jobs out of high school was being a Repo man. Our legal term was "Recovery Agent," but nobody knows what a Recovery Agent is.
My work schedule back then (I was 19) consisted of ge... | 5 | 2 | |
1422461702 | 1422492833 | t3_2tz302 | t5_2to41 | 75 | river_james_bitch: TIFU by popping a pimple on my crotch.
So today, i was in my first block class. Im an office aid. I help the head of the special ed department with managing files and retrieving kids from their class to talk to this lady that deals with their IEP (education stuff, not important).
So today i come t... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1422461962 | 1422474509 | t3_2tz3ku | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending photos of my ex to her dad
I hate when my ex's try to hangout with friends of mine. It absolutely kills me inside when I see them hanging out together, even though they didn't know it hurt me it really does. Well I got so frustrated with my ex I ended up sending photos of her in bra and panti... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1422462099 | 1422465778 | t3_2tz3v6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching a kid in the face.
This all started about a month ago. I was going out with this girl, let's call her X. We were snap chatting and she asked what I was doing, and I said I was playing Pokèmon.
About two weeks ago I broke up with X. She went around telling everybody I play Pokèmon, I just b... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422463091 | 1422482821 | t3_2tz62l | t5_2to41 | 475 | Fateful: TIFU by farting on a customer...
LilyGarments: And as you turned away, the customer cackled maniacally and pulled off a mask to reveal that it was Ryan the whole time. That sneaky, sneaky Ryan.
maasterbaker: Sounds like every episode of Scooby doo where the ghost is actually a guy in a mask
CompromisedBullshi... | 4 | 118.75 | |
1422463710 | 1422467153 | t3_2tz7fp | t5_2to41 | 15 | mybetterthrowaway22: TIFU by having to file for bankruptcy. (A long read)
The fuck up truly isn't from today, but rather over the course of a long period of time. It's been eating at me for years that I held this in, and now that I've started the process of filing, I need to let it out.
Years ago, I decided to go to ... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1422464254 | 1422525782 | t3_2tz8kw | t5_2to41 | 32 | ksvndjthroaway: TIFU by violently screaming at someone who gave me free Starbucks
I had to utilize my lunch break to the max today, I had like 5 errands and then I had to be back in time for a mandatory training session at work. So...I finish all my errands and I look down to see I have 7 minutes to get back to work. N... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1422463455 | 1422477400 | t3_2tz6uk | t5_2to41 | 7 | vagacil: TIFU by paralyzing a guy I met minutes earlier
I am a big skiier and was meeting a friend to ski and hit up the terrain park (a skatepark for skis and snowboards) the friend I was meeting up with had already been hanging out with some other guys I never met and i joined them. These guys where all much better t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422465063 | 1422487037 | t3_2tzagp | t5_2to41 | 9 | BvbArmy92: TIFU by hooking my finger (NSFW)
I am going to start by saying this was not my fault and this was about a year ago, but I am just now getting around to posting it.
The day this happened started out hectic and I was overly annoyed at my puppy (His name is Hunter) because he was being his normal puppy self (... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422465324 | 1422466908 | t3_2tzb09 | t5_2to41 | 28 | PurpleK00lAid: TIFU by Kicking a Dodgeball
First of all this was in 4th or 5th grade like 15ish years ago but it still makes my friend and I laugh every time.
It was near the end of the school year so we had "Play Day". Basically the whole school was outside doing different activities and stuff (yup, the giant parachu... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1422465410 | 1422466710 | t3_2tzb7d | t5_2to41 | 26 | xBearCat: TIFU by not wanting to snuggle (reformatted)
Not today but whatever. A few months ago I invited a girl of my acquaintance over. She wasn't the smartest girl around, nor the coolest, but her ass was the fattest. She was not the type one would want to spend anytime around clothed. I gave her a call on my way ho... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1422465352 | 1422476888 | t3_2tzb24 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my pictures transferred to Dropbox without my consent.
This hapoened about 10 minutes ago.
It was just like any normal day, coming home from school all cheered. I walk into my house and say hello, but do not get a reply from my parents, nor did they ask me how the exam went. Kinda weird.. So... | 3 | 5 | |
1422465847 | 1422560770 | t3_2tzc89 | t5_2to41 | 401 | kazahn: TIFU by attacking my husband's face with flying pussy (SFW)
Not today, but close enough. My husband and I were visiting my parents last weekend. We took my mom's room as we usually do (because she's like that). My mom is a bit of a pied piper of strays, and she currently has 8 cats. They all have their own litt... | 5 | 80.2 |
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