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1422466468 | 1422501380 | t3_2tzdkl | t5_2to41 | 4 | navfrmusic93: TIFU by talking to a girl
As it so happens to be, I am on my way back from music practice. I suddenly notice the girl I talked to the day before in college and i get this rush of energy to go talk to her. So its a casual Hi! and we get to talking for about 10-15 minutes. I dont exactly remember but she ha... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422466375 | 1422499858 | t3_2tzddc | t5_2to41 | 8 | cacklebolt: TIFU my friendship with a girl.
Gravity-Chap: I don't get the last part.
cacklebolt: Well, she sort of admitted that she's not proud of the way she has been treating me, and that she needs time to clear her mind and believes things will be fine again.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422465502 | 1422467453 | t3_2tzbfw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a LITTLE too much liberty with my slideshow
So, yesterday and the day before we had 2 hours in French class to make a slideshow about the Philosophers of Enlightenment (Voltaire, Rousseau, Montesquieu, etc). Because I was with my friends, we decided to make a slideshow not too much serious. So... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422467661 | 1422489790 | t3_2tzg87 | t5_2to41 | 32 | tifu_account: TIFU by cheering for 4/20
My buddies and I were watching Jeopardy and one of the contestants said that her birthday, April 20th was famous. Being a stoner I rose my fist in solidarity and gave a good "whoop!" Then she said who's birthday it was.
It was Hitler's.
Yes, I am Jewish.
Voyager5555: It's ju... | 4 | 8 | |
1422467678 | 1422475240 | t3_2tzg9y | t5_2to41 | 97 | King_Jew420: TIFU by getting someone arrested
It's a normal day with me home alone just sitting on my arse watching tv when I hear a car pull up, thinking nothing of it I just peeked through the windows to see if it was for me and unsurprisingly it wasn't. After about an hour or so I have the urge to look outside and o... | 6 | 16.166667 | |
1422467926 | 1423427851 | t3_2tzgtl | t5_2to41 | 7 | greenejs: TIFU by trying to hop a curb on a bicycle
This fuck up literally happened 10 minutes ago. I'm on a pretty large university campus and my classes are reallyyyyyyy far apart this semester. Why? Because I am apparently the epitome of a horrible scheduler. "You have 15 minutes to go two miles up and down hills, a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422470155 | 1422470755 | t3_2tzlx3 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Sulerin: TIFU by royally pissing a dude off for (what turned out to be) no good reason.
So the apartment complex I live in has a one way street that winds around the hill it's situated on. For about half of it, there are apartments on one side and parallel parking spots on the other. The side with apartments is a no pa... | 3 | 6 | |
1422470469 | 1423510235 | t3_2tzmna | t5_2to41 | 58 | HerrolmYerro: TIFU by getting revenge on my brother
Please bear with me, I'm typing this on my phone. My brother and I are avid pranksters. We prank each other from time to time. One day, he pranks me. He replaces my hard drive with a faulty one just like mine. I get a nervous breakdown since I have some VERY important... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1422470409 | 1422472164 | t3_2tzmhw | t5_2to41 | 8 | Musai: TIFU by giving a friend some advice.
This probably won't be overly long, because I want to get it off my chest and not dwell on it.
I have a friend, let's call her Elizabeth. Elizabeth is teaching overseas right now, and she's a few years younger than me. Anyway, her stint over there is almost up, and her pare... | 4 | 2 | |
1422470579 | 1422601880 | t3_2tzmwf | t5_2to41 | 10,535 | explodingtampon: TIFU by thinking I looked cute
Vanity is one of the seven deadly sins.
I run a fashion blog, which in itself should let you know just how vain I am. Today, I thought I looked pretty cute in my tastefully clashing black-and-white patterns and leather boots. I thought, “Hey, I should take some photos a... | 18 | 585.277778 | |
1422470666 | 1422476507 | t3_2tzn40 | t5_2to41 | 102 | ella1993: TIFU by getting pregnant.
*Obviously this did not happen today but I just had my suspicions confirmed yesterday. I'm nearly four weeks along so a more accurate title for this post might be "Four weeks ago I fucked by getting pregnant".*
***
Four months ago, on the advice of my doctor, I discontinued my regu... | 6 | 17 | |
1422468061 | 1422503558 | t3_2tzh42 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ciaran_y00: TIFU by telling a girl her twin sister was better looking
Ok, so basically I used to work in direct sales. I used to stand in shopping centres for hours trying to sell internet for an awful telecommunications company. I saw two attractive twins walking towards me, picked up on a Game of Thrones tee shirt an... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422466003 | 1422476811 | t3_2tzck0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | vgraz2k: TIFU by using humans as an example to express the idea of different variants in a species.
This just happened in my pathogenic microbiology class.
So I'm sitting there waiting for class to start and I'm making my witty comments with my friends enjoying the pre-class aura and nerding out about vaccinations an... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422471858 | 1422495541 | t3_2tzpuw | t5_2to41 | 30 | theraiderofreddit: TIFU by having no one wish me on my Birthday
So here goes, a year ago, I was pretty popular and had no problems in making friends and talking to people, but through the year, I went through some stuff, which caused something to snap within me and I am socially anxious. Not too extreme, just that I do... | 5 | 6 | |
1422472103 | 1422554995 | t3_2tzqgb | t5_2to41 | 237 | quip1213: TIFU by eating a gummy
TIFU by eating a gummy my friend gave me.....came to find out it was a medicated gummy. 140 mg of thc later I'm currently baked off my ass. Now normally that wouldn't be a bad thing... But i have to go to a young adults church group in 20 mins... The longer i sit here and type this the... | 8 | 29.625 | |
1422465557 | 1422472600 | t3_2tzbkq | t5_2to41 | 8 | Sunshiny_Day: TIFU by mistaking my TV remote for my phone
It's not much but...
I accidentally grabbed my TV remote instead of my phone before going out with my friends. I didn't realize it until we were at the bar. I pulled it out, moaned a solemn "fuuuuuuhhh...", and then realized that there was very good chance that... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422472822 | 1422483222 | t3_2tzs5z | t5_2to41 | 12 | ihatescorpions: TIFU by leaving my pants on the floor.
This actually happened just over a year ago, but telling the story to a friend the other day made me realize its a TIFU.
A little context: Living in the US southwest, we have our share of interesting wildlife. The one problem my neighborhood seems to have is scor... | 4 | 3 | |
1422473575 | 1422497491 | t3_2tzty6 | t5_2to41 | 37 | zakats: TIFU by not paying attention to my bowl of cereal. Tl;dr: it tasted strange the past few days due to the large ant infestation.
I'm a frosted shredded wheat kinda guy; good fiber (soluble and insoluble), good protein, carbs, decent flavor, and inexpensive.
There's always a powder that the broken cereal makes ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1422471346 | 1422499274 | t3_2tzonf | t5_2to41 | 15 | aventerav: TIFU by going to a car wash to vacuum car and almost interrupting a drug deal
I had just washed my car at the house and forgot to vacuum the interior. During my lunch break I decided I would go vacuum my car at a self serve car wash. Now my work is not in the best area and the street where the car wash is ... | 3 | 5 | |
1422471395 | 1434219810 | t3_2tzos2 | t5_2to41 | 45 | check_mating: TIFU by thinking green was a lucky color
Last night I dyed my hair dark green.
This morning I come into work, sit down at my desk, and realize I've forgotten my headphones. Not mission critical, but as someone who writes code for my job, it definitely gets me in the zone. I drop a message in the company... | 5 | 9 | |
1422474640 | 1422492852 | t3_2tzwf9 | t5_2to41 | 148 | iRapeMyselfEveryday: TIFU by peeing on my dogs face
I was in the bathroom peeing and I left the door open. Then my dog comes out of nowhere and thinks my pee is a water fountain.
**TL;DR - My dog thought my pee was a water fountain and I accidentally peed on her face.**
Birddude1230: Thanks for that TL;DR
BeatySwalloc... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1422474966 | 1422486790 | t3_2tzx66 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Kmac173: TIFU BY GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE ARMY
This happened years ago. I was a Sergeant in the Army with a year long deployment to Afghanistan under my belt. I had been in the Army for 4 years already and was quickly moving up, Soldier of the month, Soldier of the quarter, etc etc. Once I was promoted I was given a S... | 8 | 5 | |
1422476395 | 1422477085 | t3_2u00l0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | AnewENTity: TIFU Was a total asshole to a parking lot dude, but maybe he deserved it?
So there is a neighborhood in my city where parking is horrific, well one of the neighborhoods where this is the case. I had to go there as it was the closest Fedex drop off location.
I had to drop off a package obviously, usually I... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422476989 | 1422480866 | t3_2u01z2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by seemingly not caring about my friend's dead mom.
This isn't a long story and this happened a while ago. I had a good black friend named Patrick who I had been talking to for a little while. (Him being black is important later on.) One of the first things I like to do with someone I meet is play 20 qu... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422477163 | 1422477953 | t3_2u02cf | t5_2to41 | 2 | _a_b_c_d_e_f_: TIFU by saying that they're are no other genders than male and female.
FLIPSIDERNICK: There are physically only two genders but some people have both and then others identify as a woman when they were born a man and vice versa. Yeah you fucked up in the way you handled your thought but your a child you... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1422472556 | 1422510601 | t3_2tzrj9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | nechell: TIFU by unintentionally coaching a client against my coworkers
So I fucked up by getting a client to file a grievance against two of my coworkers last Friday (I work in a drug rehab and we call the patients clients). They acted in a way that in my opinion was disrespectful to her and I could see that it hurt ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422479183 | 1422483361 | t3_2u06z0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | TinyGlowingScreen: TIFU by keeping the screws
Today has been my first major fuck up. I work for a popular UK company which specialises in car parts and bikes. We offer a service where we fit car bulbs, blades and batteries. To give you some context. Today has been a very long day, I didn't sleep well, woke up early to ... | 3 | 2 | |
1422479467 | 1422558747 | t3_2u07lv | t5_2to41 | 130 | In_your_inbox: TIFU by giving my brother a porn mag for this birthday
To start off let me tell you about my little brother. He is 12 years old and loves cars with a passion, so for his birthday I wanted to give him a issue of MotorTrend with a subscription inside filled out. Along comes his birthday and everyone is giv... | 8 | 16.25 | |
1422476776 | 1422538291 | t3_2u01hw | t5_2to41 | 32 | notasoccerplayer: TIFU by scarring my 12 year old cousin.
Not today, but last Sunday, I fucked up, reddit. I'm pretty active in sports and have dabbled in a few over the years, a jack of all trades but a master of none, so to speak. This information is going to be handy as the story progresses.
My family and I visite... | 4 | 8 | |
1422480474 | 1422553685 | t3_2u09zt | t5_2to41 | 1,452 | AhMicCheck1212: TIFU by letting my friend use my phone
So I'm on a road trip with one of my best friends. I'm driving, and I've been hardcore about texting and driving since they had the PSA about the driver killing the little girl. My phone has all the music on it, and I don't really have anything secret in it, so I... | 14 | 103.714286 | |
1422479582 | 1422482015 | t3_2u07vp | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU - by laughing at my teachers cat.
TIFU - by laughing at my teachers cat
For a little bit of context, me and my business teacher had a pretty good relationship, we always spoke to each other about shit going down in life and he is overall just a stand up dude, he is also Irish about 6'4" and pretty bulk... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422476715 | 1422482802 | t3_2u01d0 | t5_2to41 | 23 | zonoxio: TIFU by catching a pickpocketer
Last night I was out clubbing with a friend. A few hours went by and the clock showed 5 am, so we decided to go and get our coats. It was a student night and therefore it was very crowded, and the line to pick up the coats was *really* long. While I was casually standing there i... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1422480648 | 1422492616 | t3_2u0acq | t5_2to41 | 12 | 2kids2dogs: TIFU by telling my husband an old friend of our was hitting on me over Facebook messenger and deleted the conversation
I'm positive he thinks I'm hiding something from him. But I wouldn't have told him about the conversation if I was trying to hide something. I didn't even realize what I was doing, or even ... | 6 | 2 | |
1422480253 | 1422494303 | t3_2u09gn | t5_2to41 | 32 | yasirs11: TIFU by losing my scholarship...
So, the story goes: I am currently enrolled in a strict ROTC program at a university and am completely funded for my education through an army scholarship. Both my parents come from poor backgrounds and they dry-clean for a living. In other words, they were more than ecstatic ... | 4 | 8 | |
1422481094 | 1422483163 | t3_2u0beo | t5_2to41 | 2 | goddammitdan: TIFU by leaving my porn open on my iphone for my girlfriend to find after she cooked me a meal.
XNCDX: Nope, I'm calling this one a "happy little accident". You jack off to porn, you girlfriend sees said porn and you still get laid.
This isn't the fuck up you are looking for.
goddammitdan: making the ba... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1422479846 | 1422531729 | t3_2u08je | t5_2to41 | 4 | Twilight_Sparkle_: TIFU by causing this girl that like me to get kicked out of school
For all of y'all that have read my past fucked ups, you should know I was pretty damn stupid back then. And let me tell you this is NO exception.
When I was in eighth grade I knew this girl, let's just call her Brook. Brook didn't li... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1422482028 | 1422488827 | t3_2u0dj4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | faolindubh: TIFU by overestimating the size of something, as men are wont to do.
We have 3 feet of snow here in my Massachusetts town and my snowblower broke in the midst of clearing my driveway. I eyeball the size of the bolt that sheared off and go to the hardware store. Come back... nope. Had to go back for a smalle... | 11 | 1.181818 | |
1422481015 | 1422504131 | t3_2u0b8c | t5_2to41 | 109 | lzbth16: TIFU by borrowing my friend's running leggings
So, this happened a couple days ago and I still find it mortifying.
After a night out, I had no way of getting home due to a mix up and my flatmate taking all of my belongings, including my house keys, home with him. Instead, I went and stayed at a friend's house ... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1422482613 | 1422594346 | t3_2u0evm | t5_2to41 | 8 | SoTiredOfFuckingUp: TIFU by getting drunk and going on FaceBook
So this one is actually a Yesterday Fuck up, but still affecting today. Last night I hung out in front of the computer drinking bourbon. I'm not really an experienced drinker or anything. Its been a bit of a recent novelty..I digress.
So, I'm at the comp... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1422482948 | 1422483716 | t3_2u0fn3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU for being easily distracted and getting in trouble [Somewhat nsfw]
ContrarySnivy: Just curious, who bought the laptop? Did you out of your own money or was it a gift?
mwm920: Parents as a birthday gift. However even if I did buy it she wouldn't care. She ran over our xbox that we bought with our own mo... | 3 | 1 | |
1422485297 | 1422656114 | t3_2u0kwq | t5_2to41 | 7 | Nizwald: TIFU by borrowing a ruler
Unfortunately, this didn't happen today.
I was sat in my physics class last Friday, and asked my friend if I could borrow a ruler for a diagram. Now he has one of those 30cm rulers that folds in halve to be the size of a 15cm one. As with most high school student's equipment, it was s... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422485553 | 1422494623 | t3_2u0lfy | t5_2to41 | 17 | LambManNYC: TIFU by having an affair with a MILF.
catawhat: > I slept with the bloody duvet for longer than I care to admit.
For future reference, hydrogen peroxide works wonders for fresh blood stains.
DaiLiLlama: Thank God. I thought I was gonna have to throw out this rug, really tied the room together. Now I ju... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1422486237 | 1422486858 | t3_2u0n0n | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking Fakku [NSFW]
XNCDX: You realize that:
a)Fakku had been ridden with Loki since the beginning of time itself.
And
b)Loli isn't illegal. At least not in the US
boryumugo: Petites have always been there but fucking Geiger Counter 1&2 just pulls it up a notch you know.
And it wasn't always... | 4 | 1 | |
1422486074 | 1422491989 | t3_2u0mmz | t5_2to41 | 7 | HenryStamper: TIFU. Two accidents in three days, you think I might have figured this out by now.
So on my way to shooting an event (I'm a photographer), a couple of days ago, I got in a small fender bender with this guy in a Kia. No damage to my jeep, but I took out his passenger side light. Long story shot we got out ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422488191 | 1422500538 | t3_2u0rdn | t5_2to41 | 21 | WyldecH47: TIFU by passing out on the 7th floor of a random building in Korea with no shoes or socks.
This happened a couple years ago when I was in the army. When I was in Korea I got drunk one night with a couple of my friends and woke up on the 7th floor of some building on the staircase. I had a fresh sleeve tattoo... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1422488687 | 1422491330 | t3_2u0shz | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: tifu and now the gf thinks I'm cheating
T_Dumbsford: Sorry, this isn't a fuck up.
shakey89: Where should I post.. I'm new to this..
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422490054 | 1422540530 | t3_2u0vcj | t5_2to41 | 170 | hidingmyfaceinshame: TIFU I made my mom do the unthinkable (potentially NSFW)
This happened a few years ago. Back then I still used to live with my parents, which was tricky, to say the least. I am a night owl, and like to stay up till 2 or 3 am, but since my parents' and grandma's rooms were right next to mine, they... | 8 | 21.25 | |
1422486598 | 1422527642 | t3_2u0nta | t5_2to41 | 3 | stupidipod: TIFU by listening to music at the gym.
So minor background information, I have an iPhone that i use for music. I also have an ancient Ipod touch that i never use anymore but i could not find my phone today. So i figured i will just charge my Ipod and head over to the gym to get my daily run in. Now I have n... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422495058 | 1422562126 | t3_2u0wls | t5_2to41 | 1 | PM_ME_UR_TITS___: I'm actually good looking
cherrybunbun: Judging by your posting history, you're fat, hairy, jerk off too much, and hang out on a sub that desperately seeks blowjobs from redditors.
Normally "good looking people" face none of those problems.
PM_ME_UR_TITS___: yes because being good looking solves all ... | 12 | 0.083333 | |
1422480584 | 1422587388 | t3_2u0a7d | t5_2to41 | 10 | Stompedyourhousewith: TIFU by not being who I really am.
I think its a pretty common occurrence today, people are changing their names on facebook for a myriad of reasons. Most likely reasons: job hunters who don't want employers to find their personal wall, and people in the medical field, especially medical students ... | 5 | 2 | |
1422488054 | 1422563134 | t3_2u0r3p | t5_2to41 | 874 | MaybeTowelie: TIFU by changing my phone's screen sensitivity to high....
This was actually a couple of weeks ago. I have a Nokia Lumia 925 phone, which has the ability to change the screen's sensitivity, so you can use it with gloves. Well, being that it is Winter, I changed the sensitivity to high, so I could keep m... | 8 | 109.25 | |
1422492586 | 1422492711 | t3_2u10ki | t5_2to41 | 7 | Neppahtndid: TIFU eating sour keys
Little backstory: my pops knows I smoke pot, and has been cool with it for roughly 5 years now.
Last night I was preparing for my midterm this morning, studying and smoking bowls and eating sour keys. I pulled an all higher and managed to answer every question on the test. So all is ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422491508 | 1429851420 | t3_2u0yd3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | no_objections_here: TIFU badly at work by forgetting to Bcc when sending out a mass email.
Yesterday our work email address was compromised and all of our patients/correspondents received a spam email that linked to whatsapp. Today, I wanted to write an apology message and assure them that we have taken measures to ens... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422491963 | 1422513992 | t3_2u0za2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | WinIndMot: TIFU by surprise visiting my girlfriend.
Technically, this was last Saturday, but whatever.
My girlfriend and I go to different colleges, and I decided to surprise visit her, because a friend of mine was heading down there anyway, so he said he could drop me off. I let two of my buddies know at the college ... | 6 | 3 | |
1422491399 | 1422496257 | t3_2u0y4w | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing that the last two year of my life have been a huge mistake.
Long story short, me=British citizen, my husband=US citizen. I moved to the US to be with him, we married and I stayed in the country. We had been trying to save to file papers and such. Shit hit the fan, now we're divorcing and I'... | 3 | 2 | |
1422493092 | 1422552625 | t3_2u11jq | t5_2to41 | 7 | ThrowAwayDoNotEat: TIFU by making a sexist remark in front of HR
My first post ever! (Be gentle) So it's been a rough day... I'm a Supervisor for a large company. One of my subordinates was released today, based on my recommendation, as he was not performing. The decision was made last week and HR had to be called in t... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422493092 | 1422501415 | t3_2u11jp | t5_2to41 | 143 | [deleted]: TIFU by being the other woman
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Tatts: I hope this TIFU includes private investigators...
Chrpel55: Do you have a link to that thread?
Tatts: I thinkThe guy deleted them. I'm sure someone would have saved a copy but not sure where.
Chrpel55: Good to know... I was pretty sure I saved it but then I thought my ... | 5 | 28.6 | |
1422493489 | 1422595476 | t3_2u12cw | t5_2to41 | 20 | monkeytubbies: TIFU by sharing FB post to only one person
So there's this lady friend that I really like and she's on my FB friends list. I thought maybe I could post some quotes and photos and stuff, and my emo feelings her way without her knowing it's really all for her and without other people seeing my posts. So i ... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1422494202 | 1422553418 | t3_2u13sx | t5_2to41 | 134 | Tigerstyle490: TIFU by not pulling the handbrake in a work vehicle
This happened yesterday during a particularly busy shit storm of a day at work. I just finished doing a bunch of errands in the office van, so i pull into the staff parking lot and park right in front of the office.I like to think im a pretty safe drive... | 8 | 16.75 | |
1422493819 | 1422498327 | t3_2u131u | t5_2to41 | 6 | Bloodrot: TIFU by being incredibly rude to a stripper (I think)
Voltaire325: First of it isn't "b00bs". The correct word is bewbs.
Don't worry about it. What you did was rude but these girls are there conducting business and pretending to like you. They know you are a customer and get to pick who you spend your ... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1422489241 | 1422588136 | t3_2u0toi | t5_2to41 | 7 | kalvinbastello: TIFU by mocking a cripple.
This happened at about 10:30 this morning. The important thing to know is I have a tendency to not pause a few seconds before I blurt out something I quickly regret. Couple this with a quick wit and sarcasm, and que the regret.
So I work in face-to-face customer service. I fr... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422494116 | 1422513683 | t3_2u13n3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MontblancAi: TIFU by putting Vix on my nose.
New to Reddit's format system, oops, forgive.
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I had a cold, and the toilet paper I used to rid of mucus was rough as sand paper.
My nose was scaly, or, dry. Peeling? I don't know but Jesus, Wal*Mart, up your game! Your toilet paper *sucks*
Anyways, we all know 'vix', h... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422486807 | 1422544861 | t3_2u0oao | t5_2to41 | 11 | jfariello: TIFU by drinking five day old bucket...
This started yesterday and is still tormenting me...On Friday I threw a party and made a giant bucket and got a keg, due to the weather only twenty-thirty people came over. Fast forward to Sunday when I'm cleaning up from the weekend, 'oh look, left over bucket, I'll ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1422494981 | 1422580982 | t3_2u15bt | t5_2to41 | 5 | ArenaDream: TIFU by telling my boss my favorite NFL team
Today was my first day of work at a big corporation. I tried to give everyone a good impression of my self and it worked. During lunch time my boss decided to get lunch with me. He asked me which team would win the super bowl and I said Patriots. He said Seahawks... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422496009 | 1422501289 | t3_2u17bl | t5_2to41 | 17 | Staarlord: TIFU by dropping a firecracker in my dorm bathroom
I was pranking a friend while he was taking a shower and threw a small firecracker in the toilet. It blew out a small portion of the bottom of the toilet.
So how do i fix this, tell my RA, or whats a valid reason for this to happen that doesn't include fir... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1422493270 | 1422499072 | t3_2u11x2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU Today you are ALL fucking up!
KidCreevey: /r/humblebrag
Paul_Ryan_2016: i did not mean to brag, only to spread the word! /r/silverbugs /r/bullion /r/gold /r/silver /r/RonPaul /r/ihateinflation /r/endthefed /r/money /r/personalfinance /r/JMbullioncompany /r/ASE /r/usmint /r/fuckfiatmoney /r/preppers /r/... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422496036 | 1422524368 | t3_2u17dm | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a German language teacher a Grammar Nazi
Met a group of Germans at a hostel earlier this month, one of whom is a German language instructor in Latin America. A bunch of us were hanging out having a beer chatting and she kept correcting my Spanish grammar (it's a 3rd language to me).
I trul... | 4 | 5 | |
1422497301 | 1422499737 | t3_2u19va | t5_2to41 | 4 | lycanRV: TIFU by leaving my computer unlocked
So the other day my friends helped me build a pc. However i have yet to put a password on it. So today one of them changed my Facebook profile pic to My Little Pony and i hadn't noticed for like an hour. All this and I'm too high for this shit
ContrarySnivy: Did you change ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422497814 | 1422499242 | t3_2u1axf | t5_2to41 | 4 | Kazeshiii: TIFU by walking around the house
I had just sat down to do some homework when I noticed that something smelled so horribly that it was on the verge of inducing my gag reflex. It took me a while to realize that it was the smell of poop. I had just used the restroom not half an hour before, so I immediately t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422498898 | 1422545157 | t3_2u1d3l | t5_2to41 | 466 | Omegii: TIFU By returning a lost dog to its owner
I found a German Shepard roaming the neighborhood the other day and immediately tried to catch her before she got hit by a car and to return her to her owner. When I called her close she seemed very timid towards me (male) but not my neighbors (women); which made me sus... | 6 | 77.666667 | |
1422499391 | 1422499542 | t3_2u1e0n | t5_2to41 | 19 | Boom507: TIFU by taking a girl i really like to see birdman
**This post could contain spoilers** So i just got back from my third and what is most likely my final date with this really cute girl. First date and second date went really well, for our third date we decided to go see a movie. This girl is really smart and ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1422499132 | 1422585427 | t3_2u1djc | t5_2to41 | 653 | DamnYouChocolate: TIFU by buying a bar of chocolate [Update: 3rd Date]
[Here is the original post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2t3pz2/tifu_by_buying_a_bar_of_chocolate/)
So a few people asked me to do an update on the 3rd date, so here it goes.
So like a lot of you suggested to do I didn't wait too long befo... | 11 | 59.363636 | |
1422500066 | 1431290806 | t3_2u1fdd | t5_2to41 | 74 | SelectiveModality: TIFU by letting myself get paranoid over NOTHING while thinking that I was being spied on and completely embarrassing myself. [NSFW Language] (TLDR)
Well... first of all let me state that what makes this so fucking embarrassing is the fact that I pride myself on practicing good logic and rational beh... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1422500852 | 1422534493 | t3_2u1h1f | t5_2to41 | 28 | InDaBauhaus: TIFU by setting my .exe files to open with nothing, making all programs unrunnable.
While setting up WinRAR I unintentionally set EXE files to open in WinRAR and then couldn't unset it, because I would need to run WinRAR.exe for it, which instead tried to open in WinRAR, but couldn't read itself so it cras... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1422500139 | 1422534737 | t3_2u1fje | t5_2to41 | 2 | xxKillerCrocxx: TIFU by trying to hide a fart
Came up with the genious idea to make some noise to try and cover up my fart, so i dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, and then farted. fuck.
Fjythefish: I read this exact story as a comment in a thread awhile ago... It really feels like you just stole that one.
lov... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422501069 | 1422502007 | t3_2u1hi1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | aerospace420: TIFU at an outside party with the cops
TIFU so this wasnt today but its a prety funny fuck up. so i went to this outdoors ish inside kind of party that was being held on a flat peice of fenced kinda farm land where ther was a bonefire behind the house and the house was real small and full of people. there... | 3 | 2 | |
1422504020 | 1422508987 | t3_2u1n6s | t5_2to41 | 24 | samwys3: TIFU by being too depressed to tackle my depression
I am 33 and married with two young children. A few weeks ago my wife told me she didnt love me anymore. It's our tenth anniversary in six weeks. My world came crashing down.
Since then we have had a couple of counselling sessions together. What an eye opener... | 4 | 6 | |
1422501683 | 1422643542 | t3_2u1inx | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting a napkin, my bed, my pillow and then my carpet on fire
I was having horrible insomnia and spent most of the night crying for no logical reason, just seasonal affective disorder, hormones, severe lack of sleep and drug withdrawal all lining up to induce the crummiest mood I've felt in ages. Fi... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1422504630 | 1422584491 | t3_2u1obu | t5_2to41 | 2,723 | stevienicksgetsme: TIFU by silencing a classroom with one fatal sentence
I'm in graduate school and have only been casually acquainted with faculty/ slowly learning more about their lives outside of campus.. I walk into my class of about 15 and notice they are all congregated around the professor and look excited. I as... | 12 | 226.916667 | |
1422505347 | 1422510777 | t3_2u1ppo | t5_2to41 | 17 | Antarctica_you_suck: TIFU by thinking somebody was wearing a Halloween costume
Obviously not very recent, but definitely the fuck-up of my year.
So one week before Halloween, my roommate notified me of a Halloween party that his brother was hosting. Due to the fact that I would otherwise be yelling at squeaky-ass kid... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422500797 | 1422562809 | t3_2u1gxe | t5_2to41 | 4 | timcooke: TIFU by spending hours on a flash project, and then having my trial expire before I could export it
I honestly hate myself right now. I would be super appreciative if someone with flash could convert my FLA file to a SWF or video.
beentheredonethatXll: Go get VirtualBox - install a new machine - and get a new... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422505755 | 1422579231 | t3_2u1qeq | t5_2to41 | 14 | Ask_Me_For_My_Paswrd: TIFU By hard shutting down my computer
Forgot my password to my account. FML.
I was playing Balloon Monkey City while also running Boxcar2D in the background, while listening to some rants about YouTube and Google+. Business as usual. I went to go to the bathroom, while my games were running, and... | 13 | 1.076923 | |
1422506713 | 1422511073 | t3_2u1s3x | t5_2to41 | 132 | stardust721: TIFU by trying to sneak some alcohol. FML
Today I decided to come home early from school. This doesn't happen often as my stupid math teacher normally goes over the time she has.
Anyways, I walk in the door and immediately saw my Xbox on and a beer by the tv. I know that my brother is home, but he wasn't a... | 5 | 26.4 | |
1422506666 | 1422552906 | t3_2u1s0s | t5_2to41 | 76 | i_cant_write: TIFU by accidentally insulting a handicapped guy straight to his face.
this was actually my dad's TIFU.
So, my mom and dad were in a new town and were looking to get some Chinese food for lunch. They were in a little shop, and my dad asked the owner, who happened to be in a wheelchair: "We're looking for... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1422506611 | 1422578911 | t3_2u1rxd | t5_2to41 | 41 | LinzDarling: TIFU by losing a lid
Everyday I use primer before putting on my make-up. For those of you who don't know its basically a white lotion that you use under make up to protect your skin and help with foundation.
About a week ago I lost the lid and didn't care enough to look for it. Today, there was crust on ... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1422509911 | 1422510576 | t3_2u1xfe | t5_2to41 | 19 | PlebDestroyer: TIFU by forgetting to take my final
Teach told me to come in today at around 10am and I simply forgot. I had initially missed school the day of the test but normally if that happens I just take it the next day. My teacher was absent the next day and the next week (this week) was an off week. He told me t... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1422509206 | 1422510594 | t3_2u1wam | t5_2to41 | 16 | puss_feller: TIFU by fermenting my beer gut
this fuck up began about a month ago, and is now almost resolved. So to paint a picture, I am a portly fellow, with a decent beer gut. Pretty much the max of skinny-fat. Anyways, so somehow I got a cut right under my beer gut, where the belt buckle is. 'Tis a fuckin itchy spo... | 4 | 4 | |
1422510538 | 1422511909 | t3_2u1ycb | t5_2to41 | 5 | 0valpants: 'TIFU' Thinking that my son was potty trained.
tacojje: Don't feel bad it happens to all parents one way or another. If anything its a shame none of the other parents volunteered to help you with the clean up or assistance
0valpants: Thinking back I am a little surprised nobody stepped in at all. I think th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422511586 | 1422514305 | t3_2u1zv5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | juliogrc: TIFU by being a bad pokemon player.
I have been playing pokemon for years now and my number one problem has always forgetting to save in specific special occasions. One time while playing I caught Kyogre with a normal pokeball on the first try and what does my dumbass do, yup I forget to save. Fastfoward to ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1422511676 | 1422513631 | t3_2u201i | t5_2to41 | 5 | dreamTechTheatre: TIFU by being too precise [x-post LPT]
When I was a kid my mother stopped cleaning up my puke around 6 or 7. At that age I had to start cleaning up my own puke so I got really good at aiming in the toilet because not much sucks more than being sick and having to clean up your own puke.
A few decades... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422512000 | 1422856423 | t3_2u20j0 | t5_2to41 | 151 | EastwoodChair2016: TIFU by asking a teacher for an extra 0.37 points
So, the first semester just ended at my school, and in one of my classes I was 0.37 points away from getting an A. This is equal to 0.05%. I sent an email to the teacher yesterday explaining the situation, and asking if she would be nice enough to gra... | 6 | 25.166667 | |
1422512235 | 1422553423 | t3_2u20x9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | robby771: TIFU by calling a lady Peggy
Well reddit, its finally happened. Something worthy of a post!
TIFU, and let me start off by saying, I work in the back room of a store. Due to my placement in the building, I don't get the opportunity to meet all of the associates on a daily basis, therefore do not know everybod... | 3 | 6 | |
1422513197 | 1422576027 | t3_2u22c3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ikoniq93: TIFU by misreading an email and getting stonewalled out of an extra week with my current employer.
So, last week I got the email I was waiting for, that I had passed my background check and drug screen and I was cleared to start my new job. "Your start date is...", all that business. So I wrote up and sent ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422513220 | 1422518819 | t3_2u22d4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | stinkycum: TIFU by talking to myself at work.
So this one actually happened this-morning. I'll start by saying that either yesterday or the day before I saw a link to the "Oh God Oh Man Worst Line Reading Ever" video(link at bottom) and watched it for the first time.
 
So I work in a grocery store restocki... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422514049 | 1422559158 | t3_2u23jc | t5_2to41 | 15 | _K_E_L_V_I_N_: TIFU by using a Linux distro at school and then devising a temporary fix for a computer lab
Well, this is a rather long story that did not
take place today and will be summed up in a tl;dr
at the end.
When I was a freshman in high school (I'm
currently a junior), I quickly learned that the
school's IT d... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1422513671 | 1422518197 | t3_2u22zn | t5_2to41 | 27 | chikinbizkit: TIFU passing out in women's bathroom of a pizzeria at 2am. I'm not a woman.
This actually happened during my senior year of college, about a year ago this February. I had quite a few run ins with the local and campus police but this was by far my worst (and most embarrassing).
So it was my senior year of... | 3 | 9 | |
1422515812 | 1422600153 | t3_2u25tp | t5_2to41 | 4 | Throwaway86794: TIFU by asking a girl if she wanted to "smash"
Recently, I have gotten pretty awesome at smash 4 so I decided to ask a friend if he could smash with me. I sent it to one of the girls I REALLY like. She said yes. Any help? I don't think I should do this. We are only 13 BTW.
The message went something l... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422516156 | 1422564180 | t3_2u267k | t5_2to41 | 18 | xxbigpapabearxx: TIFU by not ejecting my SD card from my computer safely.
And now it cant record video from a camera...any camera. Iv'e tried like 6 different cameras, reformatted it and it stops the recording after 8 seconds.
TL:DR: Always pullout safely.
orientalsniper: Not ejecting safely does not destroy the card,... | 6 | 3 | |
1422516153 | 1422552323 | t3_2u267h | t5_2to41 | 4 | mobbo0215: TIFU by not trying hard enough
Well, that's the way I feel. Lost my job in mid November. Having no luck in finding a new job and now my power is off and my family and I are about to be evicted.
slatertoken: Where are you located OP?
mobbo0215: I want to thank everyone for their kind words. It does give me a ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422516544 | 1422518956 | t3_2u26ot | t5_2to41 | 22 | zeldaxd: TIFU by running with a bowl while playing video games.
This morning after I got off work I decided to go to the gas station and grab a Four Loko. I get home pop open my drink and pour it in a cup. I find a group on Destiny to do the raid with. As we get to the last part my stomach let's out a massive growl. ... | 5 | 4.4 |
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