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1422516220 | 1422519599 | t3_2u26aa | t5_2to41 | 26 | pinale: TIFU by singing too hard.
I am a professional singer in Nashville. I make my money solely from playing gigs and doing demo work in studios. The fuck up was actually about 21 days ago. I had a gig and as soon as I started to sing, I knew that my voice wasn't up to a 2 hour show. But I was getting paid, so I ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1422518770 | 1422520109 | t3_2u297h | t5_2to41 | 23 | quickballing: TIFU by putting toothpaste on my balls
I was told by my friend that it stung a bit and then felt nice afterwards
Well that was complete bullshit...
I got a lot of it on my fingers, probably about a golf ball size amount and just spread it all over, rubbing it in to get the full effect.
At first it just... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1422519557 | 1422520983 | t3_2u2a1v | t5_2to41 | 4 | I_eat_lemons: TIFU by yelling "Fat!" while on the phone with an obese friend
I was on the phone with a female friend of mine whom I haven't spoken to in awhile. She's quite the talker and we had a lot to catch up on. I went to the kitchen to toast a Pop Tart while listening to my friend for a solid hour go on about uni... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422520366 | 1422589219 | t3_2u2auq | t5_2to41 | 47 | JudgmentalOwl: TIFU by spraying Gold Bond Powder Spray on my balls
Ok, let's start with why in the hell I'd ever spray this shit onto my balls in the first place.
Recently, my SO has been complaining about the dastardly odor that emanates from my ballsack after a long day, so I decided to Google some easy ways to el... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1422520586 | 1422564587 | t3_2u2b2b | t5_2to41 | 103 | fma133: TIFU by telling my ex I still love him
So, my ex broke up with me back in June. We were together for a year and a half. We graduated from college, and he was moving back home, four hours away from where I live. We tried long distance for two months, and I thought everything was going well. Until one night, over... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1422520362 | 1422526688 | t3_2u2aul | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing a girls ass
This is actually what happened to my friend, decided to share the story. Which is 100% true, except the names.
So my pal Brad is in college, and a he is very hyper and daring(which proved fatal). So a new girl Becky comes to their class, and my friend likes what he sees. Two day... | 3 | 3 | |
1422521312 | 1422521847 | t3_2u2bst | t5_2to41 | 89 | Chromatoast: TIFU by telling a white lie to my boss
This technically happened 2 months ago.
I like to listen to music at work and I would put my phone in my shirt pocket and I would turn the music down (I have an iPhone and I would press the buttons on the side through my shirt) whenever my boss would pass by. Yester... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1422520350 | 1422575169 | t3_2u2aub | t5_2to41 | 134 | kiwi-in-oz: TIFU by watching the Simpsons
So. Our best friends live in New Zealand. I'm a Kiwi and we live in Sydney. We catch up twice a year. They come here once, we go there.
A couple of years ago, they were here. Now my best friend's husband loves his sport and is very much alpha male with the remote control.... | 10 | 13.4 | |
1422522798 | 1422545830 | t3_2u2db3 | t5_2to41 | 606 | homegrowncountryboy: TIFU by going to talk to my friend and ending up being involved with a murder investigation.
My friend works at the local gas station and while I was in there talking to him, a old guy around 70 started asking about a local PD. We don't have one so we informed him that he would have to call the she... | 8 | 75.75 | |
1422523147 | 1422617106 | t3_2u2dmb | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming a black man wanted to sell me his Hip-Hop demo.
So this happened a few years ago when I was a fresh-faced 19-year-old fuck-up from Northern California.
I was living near California UC Berkeley, actually several blocks away from it. I had been DJing for several years at that point and most o... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1422526058 | 1422540996 | t3_2u2ght | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by crushing a handicapped girl's confidence
This didn't happen today but is something that is worth sharing
About two years ago I was at a friend's housewarming having a few drinks and getting rather talkative and quite tipsy as well. I decided to sit down next to these two girls having quite an intens... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1422525436 | 1422561201 | t3_2u2fu2 | t5_2to41 | 78 | ChocolateCrepe: TIFU by thinking I could handle spicy
A week ago, I told my roommate that I can handle spicy really well and nothing has been able to outdo me that I know of yet. Yesterday, we decided to go to restaurant called Agu Ramen that has a spice level called "wtf". I think that shit had like 13 different peppe... | 6 | 13 | |
1422526364 | 1422632359 | t3_2u2gsw | t5_2to41 | 10,897 | Fartpowers: TIFU by jogging with my sister
So my sister and I resolved to get fit together this year and have started going for afternoon jogs around our neighborhood.
We are two years apart and best friends so we do really dumb shit in front of eachother all the time just out of sheer boredom or to make eachother lau... | 15 | 726.466667 | |
1422528186 | 1422576595 | t3_2u2ihk | t5_2to41 | 204 | Currykitchen: TIFU by eating cereal wrong my whole life.
This just happened and I'm still amazed at my stupidity.
I was watching TV and a cereal ad came on, the dude on the ad poured milk into his cereal and I'm all confused so I rewind, record and snap chatted it to my best mate, Ben, and he just replied with "What".... | 11 | 18.545455 | |
1422491215 | 1422636873 | t3_2u0xrd | t5_2to41 | 8 | MNIceMan44: TIFU By Translating Latin
I go to school in a conservative christian school, that allows no swearing. I have a cool Latin teacher, but he still has to play by the rules. So one today I had to translate something that said: "Fu, you are a coward Marcus." The "Fu" pretty much means Eff you, and we joked a lit... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422528007 | 1422577044 | t3_2u2ibd | t5_2to41 | 10 | SJNashy: TIFU by shouting Fish sticks
I live in an appartment complex which is relevant to the story.
Well my wife, who has lots of medical issues, has been going to the hospital recently for surgery after surgery so that means I get to watch my two kids. So my wife's in the hospital recovering from a recent surgery w... | 5 | 2 | |
1422485582 | 1422540997 | t3_2u0li8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Niliahs: TIFU by getting a new phone.
To start this off, I must say that I come from a fairly conservative home, where my parents believe that their now 20-year-old son is a saint of sorts. I have spent the last 2 years studying away from home, so naturally some self discovery and experimentation is to be expected. Rec... | 4 | 2 | |
1422530488 | 1422551389 | t3_2u2ktm | t5_2to41 | 6 | Thorculees: TIFU by allowing a 20 year old virgin be taken by somebody else.
Tifu by letting a very special occasion slip through my fingers. So there's this hot, elegant beauty of a woman, 20 years old. Virgin. Just so you all know finding a virgin around my hometown is relative to the probability that Bilbo Baggins w... | 6 | 1 | |
1422529191 | 1422543268 | t3_2u2jgk | t5_2to41 | 121 | passwordisweak415: TIFU by eating catfish in Thailand and turning myself into a ticking time bomb
Draxxic: "I head across the street to a bar where I proceed to down several shots of whiskey with some local Ladyboys. Walk back across the street, rent a turbo-charged jetski and proceed to get turned the fuck up on the ... | 3 | 40.333333 | |
1422530465 | 1422532419 | t3_2u2ksy | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU: Well over a year ago, but today I grew a pair.
Well, I first started meeting my girlfriend Feb 28th 2013, we became Boyfriend/Girlfriend on June 2nd 2013.
Over 2013/2014 I was on holiday in cuba with my family while my girlfriend was at home. I guess we know where this is going...
Well, one night i g... | 3 | 4 | |
1422505430 | 1422551664 | t3_2u1pu8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | LlamaJjama: TIFU by sneezing at the copy machine
I had to print in color today, which is a copy machine farther away from my desk than the usual one. My copier is used by three ppl and is in a carpeted area. The color one is in a central, tiled hall. By the time I got down there, I found the machine jammed. I fixed tha... | 3 | 3 | |
1422534618 | 1422552164 | t3_2u2pe0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Exidros: TIFU by getting on the wrong bus to university
So I am a university student and today I had an exam in mathematics, I commute by car and I park at a park and ride. The f#&k up begins when I don't read the destination which is clearly visible (not to a f#&k up like me) on top of the bus; all the buses a... | 4 | 3 | |
1422534723 | 1422692566 | t3_2u2pid | t5_2to41 | 1,948 | Idunpunchedup: TIFU by getting my boyfriend drunk
This literally happend an hour ago. So I got my boyfriend drunk because he had a rough day at work. We were listening to music and he randomly blurted out how he is going to propose to me.
We've been dating for three years, and he's the love of my life. And I just rui... | 10 | 194.8 | |
1422531676 | 1422536337 | t3_2u2m4r | t5_2to41 | 6 | BeyondGray: TIFU by being tired
Today's tale is a simple one. Silly me decided to travel to visit family because I had Tuesday off university. The problem was, I was back Wednesday for a full day of lectures and a screening. Every time I have a big journey I can't never sleep the night before, don't really now why. So ... | 3 | 2 | |
1422524652 | 1422570925 | t3_2u2f1h | t5_2to41 | 302 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting crucified in the forest.
(This actually happend about 3 years ago in the summer.)
TIFU during a drunken camping trip with my friends I excused myself from the beer pong table to drain the main vein. I headed to the outhouse when I realized *Hey, I'm in the fucking woods, I'll just aimlessly ... | 7 | 43.142857 | |
1422534505 | 1422541814 | t3_2u2p9s | t5_2to41 | 4 | emoposer: TIFU by calling 911 because I was very high and thought I was going to die
[Evidence](http://imgur.com/gallery/WE9kh)
Posting this on my cousin's reddit because I don't have one, "emoposer" does not live in Regina lol. I've been a non-account having reddit lurker for a while but posting here was fun, I might... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422535735 | 1422587107 | t3_2u2qmm | t5_2to41 | 61 | hamsterstory1: TIFU by feeding my friends daughter's hamster chocolate.
This happened a last year, but recently stumbled upon this sub-reddit and had to post this story!
Anyway, my best friend at the time was going away on holiday with his family. I was asked to look after the hamster for a few days - which of course ... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1422534870 | 1422607086 | t3_2u2pnp | t5_2to41 | 8 | FuckFaceUnstoppable_: TIFU by embarrassing myself in public twice in two days.
My first post on reddit! Woo-hoo!
First of all, these FU's happened during summer when i was about 15. So, quite a few years ago. I also have a special sense of humor. I find really stupid things (relevant) and offensive/dark humor really fu... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422536339 | 1422561126 | t3_2u2rcq | t5_2to41 | 10 | -480-: TIFU by helping my cat build a warm place for her kittens. Then things escalated.
(this happened very long ago but there's no "10YAIFU" - 10 years ago i fucked up subreddit)
Edit: base on beebeelion's comment: This is an unhappy incidence involving cats.
Basically, our cat Milo was not neutered and so were som... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422540728 | 1422577940 | t3_2u2xl0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | muchape: TIFU What happened to that guy that caught his wife cheating and his brother wife.
He had a pi follow them and the brothers wife said she did not do anything.
kfopwef: He deleted his account and the stories were removed due to some disclaimer.
muchape: Thanks it was good while it lasted
DeeplyFlawed: His st... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422538820 | 1422722609 | t3_2u2uqo | t5_2to41 | 617 | Terilian_96: TIFU by instinctively reacting
Dear reddit, TIFU. So this happened like 30 minutes ago. Being the Canadian student I am I'm reliant on taking our metro system to get to school. Now if you've ever been on a Quebec metro you'll learn very quickly the drivers can be bigger cocksuckers than a raunchy adult mov... | 18 | 34.277778 | |
1422538717 | 1422544213 | t3_2u2ul3 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU By eating Ben & Jerry's (Slightly NSFW)
Sit tight, this is a long read.
Like all great stories, this fuck up wasn't today, but back when I was a different man, it was a long time ago, it was last goddamn summer.
So I was sitting in my room, door closed (I live in a safe room, so I got a big bulky ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1422538897 | 1422547605 | t3_2u2uuf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making coffee for my coworkers
In my office we have coffee messes where there is free coffee for anyone. We have big commercial coffee makers, and every 10-20 minutes, someone needs to brew a new pot of coffee. There are no sinks nearby, so we have large 3 gallon jugs that get filled and stay near th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422543955 | 1422545651 | t3_2u33ax | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by killing the wrong cat
So I'm a Lorry driver in England and I was driving through a residential area of a town and heading back to the depot. Out of no where a cat darts across the road, I barely saw it being so high up in the lorry but it was unmistakable what it was. I hit the brakes but before my f... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1422544036 | 1422544740 | t3_2u33h8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a former Canadian Prime Minister to the wrong board meeting.
For the next few days I'm temp-ing for the usual receptionist while she is off on holiday. Today, there is animportant board meeting happening so important people have been coming through the office since 8am and one of these people... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1422543490 | 1422545189 | t3_2u32e1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Wraysnephew: TIFU by angering my soon to be new neighbour before I've even moved in.
Little back story. I live in the uk in a quite part of town, I'm about to move into a new property tommorrow. One major thing that pisses me off about the city is the fact taxi drivers think they can park anywhere, stopping in the midd... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422544430 | 1422548563 | t3_2u348h | t5_2to41 | 7 | slowmotioncockfight: TIFU by not knowing an acronym
This has actually been going on since I joined Reddit but I realized the error of my ways just now. I am a mobile user and doing any kind of real research is just a pain in the ass on my phone. So instead of looking up what the standard acronyms people consistently ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422546032 | 1422596896 | t3_2u37dt | t5_2to41 | 19 | iwentonadatewithmyt: TIFU by going on a date with one of my high school teachers. *UPDATE*
goldenboy2191: Sooooo this post has been removed. Can anybody fill a dude in on what happened?
PI where you at?
iwentonadatewithmyt: I'll just make the update again on a different sub later. I'm a bit short on time right now b... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1422545728 | 1422559470 | t3_2u36rb | t5_2to41 | 453 | Smile_dog: TIFU by bringing my rabbit to class
TIFU when I brought my rabbit to class.
This actually happened yesterday but I just got the chance to post it now. I attend a large university where I go to classes four days a week and also juggle going to school with working , so my schedule usually runs pretty tight w... | 12 | 37.75 | |
1422546113 | 1422553773 | t3_2u37k6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | goldtitaniumalloyman: TIFU by forgetting to bin my 18th birthday present
Setting the scene. So its 18~ years after I was born and its February the first of my friend group is soon to be eighteen and as a group of clever and edgy gents we decide it is only suitable to give our friend all the things you can do when you a... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422547631 | 1422548388 | t3_2u3aqw | t5_2to41 | 1 | GMUwhat1234: TIFU by giving my sister a breast exam
iownakeytar: /r/TodayIBullshitted
GMUwhat1234: /r/fuckyounigga
iownakeytar: Welcome to /r/TrollList. We hope you enjoy your stay.
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1422547343 | 1422629267 | t3_2u3a3y | t5_2to41 | 18 | aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh: TIFU by letting a homeless guy move in.
A couple weeks ago my wife and I were approached by a friend who needed a favor. We had known this friend (let's call her Rachel) for about four days through our church.
Turns out Rachel, who we barely know, has a friend Chris, who we don't know at all. Chris h... | 13 | 1.384615 | |
1422546959 | 1422762243 | t3_2u39as | t5_2to41 | 54 | Shooterdog: TIFU by coming off as a total racist
Last night was Fraternity Bid Night on campus, so all the different fraternities went around handing out bids and congratulating the pledges-to-be. We were out til about 1am, so I was pretty tired. Afterwards, a few of us went to the on-campus mini-mart type thing to gra... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1422549001 | 1422559824 | t3_2u3dsg | t5_2to41 | 11 | pineapplesRus: TIFU by trying to power slide into work.
There I was, driving along at a careful pace, to avoid spinning out after this week's winter storm. I noticed that even at such low speeds my car would slightly lose control on really obscured tarmac, but nothing that a gentle guiding hand couldn't correct. I felt... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1422549191 | 1422549956 | t3_2u3e84 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Gemaphlegm: TIFU by not understanding a customer
I used to be a person who would awkwardly smile after asking someone to repeat themselves and still not hear what they said. After working in a super busy coffee shop for 3 months, I learnt that you simply can't do that or people will get angry at you. At very snobby cof... | 4 | 3 | |
1422549569 | 1422549848 | t3_2u3f2p | t5_2to41 | 4 | ThaBossOfYou: TIFU by binary fission
Well, I kinda fucked up pretty bad today/yesterday. For the past 2 weeks I had been working on "building relations" with this girl that I was into. It was actually going really well, she was into basically all the same stuff as me, seemed really chill, and it was nice to feel like I... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422550498 | 1422551755 | t3_2u3h2y | t5_2to41 | 6 | DenaunMan: TIFU by insulting an adversary while sitting in a friend's school van and getting caught red-handed b the driver
Hi, Reddit! DenaunMan here! Subscribed to r/TIFU three days ago; Thought it was time to submit a FU of my own!
This is a long read. Skip to TL;DR if you want to.
I'm in _____ grade (omitted becau... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422550656 | 1422551164 | t3_2u3hfo | t5_2to41 | 6 | jbcarrot: TIFU by farting during a huge test.
Unlike most posts here, this actually happened TODAY. So, for any high schooler in New York you probably know about the Regents testing. Today I had to re take my Trig Regents (failed it last time by 1 point). No biggy, wasn't really worried about it because it's not like ... | 3 | 2 | |
1422551503 | 1422552821 | t3_2u3jdk | t5_2to41 | 4 | LukeTheEskimo: TIFU by not washing my hands BEFORE peeing
I was chopping habanero peppers and didn't wash my hands before going to the bathroom and now my junk hurts so bad it feels like i'm balls deep in satan's asshole. lesson learned.
anhyzerguy: I knew immediately what happened by the title, been there, done that. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422553811 | 1422555719 | t3_2u3opv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding something way too funny
This happened a couple minutes ago, and I'm dead inside.
Background:
So I'm in high school right now, and taking a class called AVID. AVID is a college prep class in which nothing gets done. We do something called TRFs, which are basically tutorials that we have tw... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422554160 | 1422618364 | t3_2u3ph3 | t5_2to41 | 201 | [deleted]: TIFU by referencing "Back to the Future," causing corporate panic
Our company has to do webinars for some of the companies we represent on occasion. My boss sent out an email that told us to register. I read through the details he forwarded and happened to notice at the end where you accept the invitation,... | 7 | 28.714286 | |
1422554611 | 1422555557 | t3_2u3qis | t5_2to41 | 12 | ImDios: TIFU by messing with the wrong persons art
First reddit post evar (excluding comments)
Happened in 2013 so not really a TIFU per say. Was sitting in class next to a female that's hated my guts for no reason since I've met her. She gets up to go the bathroom. Decide to get back at her for all the shit by drawin... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1422556265 | 1422566714 | t3_2u3uah | t5_2to41 | 23 | freiser: TIFU by wearing a white shirt to work
So this happened earlier today, last night I decided to buy myself a brand new designer white shirt with grey trim on it for work as I recently got promoted.
Fast forward to this morning, I wear the shirt into work and get some compliments, it got to around break time a... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1422555223 | 1422610295 | t3_2u3rwk | t5_2to41 | 232 | mrZ061995: TIFU by liking a photo of a girls ass on my friends phone
So this didnt happen td prolly about a year ago, my friend came rushing into my living room with great excitement as he explained how he got a picture of one of the sexiest girls in our schools ass. I looked at the picture and my jaw dropped. What a n... | 6 | 38.666667 | |
1422554373 | 1422625197 | t3_2u3py5 | t5_2to41 | 751 | jad3dcr0w: TIFU by calling out a kid in front of a hundred people.
So, a while back, I was at the local amusement park with my wife and some friends. We were trying to get on a new ride and as with any new ride, the line was at least and hour long. As we enter the main area of the ride, there are these gates that corra... | 13 | 57.769231 | |
1422556776 | 1422642957 | t3_2u3vfd | t5_2to41 | 410 | DirtyDisgust: TIFU by not knowing how to shower properly for my entire life.
I always thought of myself as a pretty clean guy.
I never went through the pre-teen-sesamstreet-dumpster-guy phase where your grandma had to tell you that it is now time to shower daily, nor did I ever try to make a fashionstatement by emptyi... | 13 | 31.538462 | |
1422556856 | 1422589818 | t3_2u3vlv | t5_2to41 | 4,696 | knights0825: TIFU by Redditing at Mcdonald's.
Nothing too serious but I felt pretty stupid.
I decided to pick up some McDonald's after class today. I get there during the lunch hour so of course there is a long line of cars ahead of me. I decide to kill some time by opening up the Reddit app on my phone. Before I know... | 15 | 313.066667 | |
1422558263 | 1422622954 | t3_2u3ywq | t5_2to41 | 1,181 | Blergface: TIFU by trying to lick an envelope seductively and causing the guy I like to get a concussion
I was hanging out with a guy friend of mine who I've had kind of a thing for, but he didn't seem to be getting the hint. We were just sitting and talking, and it was recently my birthday, so I was sending out thank-... | 8 | 147.625 | |
1422557607 | 1422564400 | t3_2u3xdd | t5_2to41 | 58 | DonVito1950: TIFU: By popular request im going to post my story, even though I dont really think it qualifies as a fuck up since it all turned out ok. (Cross-Posted to /r/LETSNOTMEET) Got Drunk, Got Lost, Almost Got Serial Killed, but pizza saved me.
So, a couple of years ago I got drunk in downtown Athens, Georgia aft... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1422559304 | 1422971943 | t3_2u418l | t5_2to41 | 9 | dunning123: TIFU by trying to be healthy and active.
I decided that I need to be more active so joined my university cricket team. I haven't played cricket in at least 2 years but was getting on quite well till i took a yorker onto my toe. (a Yorker is a ball that doesn't bounce before hitting the wickets) I thought it... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422540411 | 1422563531 | t3_2u2x1o | t5_2to41 | 20 | eatorangesgetvitaC: TIFU by giving gas to a stranger
TIFU
So this happened two nights ago.
I was driving back to school at night time and there is this sketchy overpass that I need to go across to get to my school. (My school is located in a lower class residential area with meth labs everywhere) Right at the entranc... | 4 | 5 | |
1422554300 | 1422664612 | t3_2u3ps9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | DwedPiwateWobberts: TIFU by giving my brother some of my special cookie.
So to begin with, let me start by saying that I am 30 and my brother is 40 and once and a while we do enjoy our share of herbal remedies. We are very close and have been our entire lives. I do have another brother, but he was not involved with the... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1422560117 | 1422581584 | t3_2u4334 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting out of my car during road rage
TIFU by getting out of my car during some road rage with a brand new BMW with blacked out windows.
Soon as I step out the car, all 4 doors simultaneously open of said pimped up bimmer and four of the biggest Asian fellas get out of the car and just stare. Aski... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1422560543 | 1422715058 | t3_2u4438 | t5_2to41 | 72 | El-Scorcho12: TIFU by driving a car with automatic locks.
I was driving home from work in my car with newly installed remote locks and I decided to stop at Tim Hortons on the way home to grab a coffee. I'm sitting in the parking lot with my window down and turn my key on to accessory so I can listen to the radio withou... | 10 | 7.2 | |
1422561161 | 1422592780 | t3_2u45ig | t5_2to41 | 70 | smartequity: TIFU by pulling the dent out of someones car.
I cleaned out my basement the other day and found my old dent popper, for those that don't know it's like a wise attached to a plunger.
It was chilling on my car passenger floor. Pulled into the Pharmacy parking lot and found the perfect dent, no creasing. Fi... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1422558915 | 1422563133 | t3_2u40cn | t5_2to41 | 24 | TexasLizard: TIFU by smelling my mother-in-law
I hate using hand sanitizer because I inevitably put my fingers in my mouth or rub my beard and end up tasting it. As good as some of it smells, it never tastes good.
So today I went shopping with my wife and kids. My 3-year old daughter was playing in one of those playg... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1422562355 | 1422565306 | t3_2u488b | t5_2to41 | 24 | finnthehuman725: TIFU by blowing my nose
So I wake up this morning with some intense allergies - I'm blowing my nose every 5 minutes and sneezing a few times in between. On top of these allergies, I'm as bloated as a teenager on a date at the movies after eating an excessive amount of pork and beans. (I'm lactose intol... | 8 | 3 | |
1422562939 | 1433518402 | t3_2u49k2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TrafalgarDLaw: TIFU by peeing out of my window and unknowingly into my housemates room.
I live on the top floor of our shared house which has it's perks like an awesome view and having the biggest room in the house, but it also has it's downsides like the only toilet in the house being on the bottom floor of a 3 level ... | 4 | 2 | |
1422557478 | 1422568756 | t3_2u3x2b | t5_2to41 | 110 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating one of those gas station pies
A few years ago I was riding shotgun in my buddy's car on our way to a high school party. It was 10pm and I hadn't eaten anything all day, so we stopped off at the gas station so we could grab the booze and I grabbed one of those disgusting sugar filled glazed pi... | 3 | 36.666667 | |
1422563578 | 1422564572 | t3_2u4b0m | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ub1987: Tifu while at dinner with my bfs family
So this actually happened last night...
-A little background-
I've been dating my boyfriend now for about 6 months. I met him while bartending at a local bar in my area. He would always come in and one day while he was having a drink I told him that he looks alot like t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422564916 | 1422602772 | t3_2u4e3i | t5_2to41 | 73 | kablumpkin: TIFU by dropping acid before a military interrogation
12 years ago this week I fucked up big time.
 
I signed up for the military right after 9/11 and started training to be a nuclear engineer for the navy. About a year in I was about to graduate from A school when a buddy and I decided to drop ... | 7 | 10.428571 | |
1422565214 | 1423025932 | t3_2u4es1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking some friends if they had considered having children.
This happened yesterday.
I'm good friends with a long-term couple, they seemed cool with kids, hell, they've even babysat for me.
Today I opened my mouth and blurted out "Have you guys ever thought about having kids? You've been together f... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1422564781 | 1422566318 | t3_2u4ds6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | purplemonkeydishrag: TIFU by assuming my dad was flying
Back when I was in high school, I was coming home after working on a school project at a classmate's house down the street from mine. Normally, I would walk in my house through the garage entrance, but because of where this guy lived, it was easier to come in thr... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422566186 | 1422583000 | t3_2u4ggo | t5_2to41 | 6 | mindpilot: TIFU by not using the proper spell check
I recently moved to a new city and have been vigorously searching for a part time job. I'm relatively qualified and have been getting a little down that I haven't even been able to pick up a retail sales position. I felt like changing the formatting of my resume to... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422567310 | 1422628800 | t3_2u4j5c | t5_2to41 | 156 | OcularRoom: TIFU by being nice to the weird kid on the team
This happened last weekend, but bear with me. To give you some background, I am a collegiate wrestler. We travel A LOT for duals and tournaments, frequently getting to our destination the night before the event and staying in a hotel. We try to save money by h... | 12 | 13 | |
1422567255 | 1422580192 | t3_2u4izz | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by skyping my interviewer an hour later than I was supposed to.
I am interviewing for a position in another country. I am super excited about it. Its exactly what I am looking for with a great company in a city that I LOVE. I had an appointment set up for me to skype at certain time. I accounted for the... | 3 | 4 | |
1422568867 | 1422660516 | t3_2u4mpd | t5_2to41 | 2,016 | atagon1: TIFU by refusing to say the pledge of allegiance in school.
I go to a private school in the middle of Mississippi. I haven't said the pledge since early fall. I realized just how awful the idea was when reading a comic on it, so I just stopped. My old 1st period teacher didn't like it, but she never did anythi... | 14 | 144 | |
1422569336 | 1422572421 | t3_2u4ns6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | thatfamousdude: TIFU by Nazi saluting through the ghetto
So this actually happened when I was 16, but it must be said.
A few friends and I were heading home, in the car, from one of their sister's wedding. I didn't own a suit at the time, so I borrowed my buddy's old one, which was grey and a little too small for me. ... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1422570335 | 1422574597 | t3_2u4q0s | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my girlfriend.
As you all know, one of the most embarrassing things is having the wrong person text you back after the most lewd possible message at the WRONG time that you oh, just so happened to just send their daughter. A lovely feeling of gut churning anticipation, right?
Literally momen... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422570439 | 1422577211 | t3_2u4q8c | t5_2to41 | 76 | Crash2: TIFU by letting a group of young shoplifters outsmart me, the LP officer for Best Buy.
NiceSasquatch: no fuck up there, you can't chase down a motorcycle.
but why not detain and arrest all the kids still in the store, they are obviously accomplices.
Did those kids with $1000s of dollars of merchandise go ... | 10 | 7.6 | |
1422570903 | 1422571656 | t3_2u4r9e | t5_2to41 | 9 | ZombieKilla23: TIFU by having a friend cheat on her boyfriend, with me.
Misguidedx: Damn OP, that's a cold ending.
ZombieKilla23: You're telling me.
| 3 | 3 | |
1422571373 | 1422577099 | t3_2u4s9w | t5_2to41 | 5 | Nicolaiii: TIFU by being drunk and needing surgery
As the norm seems to be, this did not happen today but happened on NYE.
We went out to a club at around 10 o'clock and being the pre-pubescent baby faced teenager that I am, I got bounced from the club. However, I had my ID back at the house I was staying at (drunkenl... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422571576 | 1422630912 | t3_2u4sq5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Krusherman: TIFU by giving wife fudge before bed
When my wife eats fudge before bed she has violent nightmares which transpire into full blown attacks on me while I sleep.
I fucked up and gave her fudge last night, it resulted in me being choked out and repeatedly punched and kicked (once in the jewels).
I am now hav... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1422571685 | 1422705632 | t3_2u4syh | t5_2to41 | 7 | tim0901: TIFU by admitting to my best friend that I liked her as more than a friend
I'm a seventeen year old guy and I'm not exactly good at the whole relationship thing, but I eventually gathered up the courage to tell her how I felt.
So I told her on the way to school and she turned me down (of course) which means ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422572761 | 1422656123 | t3_2u4vaz | t5_2to41 | 6 | noodah: TIFU by friendzoning myself
Today was the last day of this girl that I really like from work. Since she always bought people a farewell card when they left, I thought that I would be a nice gesture that I got her a card. I went to Hallmark and their "Friend" section and picked out this cute card with Martin and... | 3 | 2 | |
1422572382 | 1422580805 | t3_2u4ug9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Shimshimhe: TIFU By writing about something I wasn't supposed to
So I did an interview for a small publication.
Can't include too much information because I can't be found out.
The problem is I forgot to confirm with the subject before I sent it in. So there's information out there that's not supposed to be out there... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422573892 | 1422655228 | t3_2u4xp0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my girlfriend how to break in my house
This is one of those TIFU that happened a while ago but I never knew about TIFU back then.
Anyway TIFU, this was about 4-5 years ago with my then girlfriend who is now my ex..... thankfully. Lets call her Betty. We had been together for a while but I l... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422574254 | 1422578685 | t3_2u4yft | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting icy hot on my crotch.
tmntnut: can confirm (minus the dick chiggers); put icy hot on my shoulder using my pissing hand then took a piss, absolute horror ensued.
LB2000: It is like walking on glass.
tmntnut: [relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y25stK5ymlA)
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1422575376 | 1422606228 | t3_2u50qt | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing in the shower
I put the soap on the soap holder but it slipped out mid-pee and I peed on it.
MarthaGail: At least it's self-cleaning.
4pril2013: Bars of soap actually aren't self cleaning, they build up bacteria on the outside.
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422575872 | 1422576310 | t3_2u51qw | t5_2to41 | 10 | indignified_navel: TIFU By [NSFW]
Mining_For_Gold: I...I don't...understand...
Glockman22: he's thinks he may have got himself pregnant
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422575858 | 1422608981 | t3_2u51pt | t5_2to41 | 4 | Vicepresidentjp: TIFU by buying the wrong concert tickets
So right now, I'm sitting inside my local House of Blues after realizing this horrible mistake. My friend J and I bought tickets to see Reel Big Fish a few months ago. We plan it out pretty well, due to a $130 Uber ride fiasco we experienced a few months ago a... | 4 | 1 | |
1422575676 | 1422577491 | t3_2u51cf | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU with my alarm
I accidentally set it to "Radio" instead of buzzer, and I don't have it tuned, so I was woken up by extremely loud static.
Bunny36: Gah horror movies have made me scared of static. I cannot imagine anything worse.
FufuTheGargoyle: When I woke up I saw a flash of Slenderman and slammed my h... | 3 | 2 | |
1422576986 | 1422583168 | t3_2u5414 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being in love with my ex
It's been about three weeks since we ended things, and I just can't seem to get over him.
I know there are more fish in the sea, but he was my favorite of the fishies. I just really can't imagine him being with other girls but I guess I have to accept it.
Today I just fuc... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422577025 | 1422619334 | t3_2u543l | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwawayfot: TIFU by not taking off my mittens
My ex-boyfriend and I go to the same college. Although it's a big college he lives nearby, so I was surprised that I hadn't run into him yet this year.
I was walking home from class today when someone yelled my name. I look and it's him. Shit. Our relationship ended on a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422578870 | 1422602806 | t3_2u57t3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a gorilla mask
Roscoe_cracks_corn: [WTF?](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2d6rkb/tifu_by_giving_my_girlfriend_a_gorilla_mask/) August 2014. Are you a repost bot?
FPSHazard: Someone who stole an old post to farm Karma me thinks.
Roscoe_cracks_corn: I've been hanging around ... | 5 | 3 | |
1422579104 | 1422589860 | t3_2u589t | t5_2to41 | 10 | lordlaser9: TIFU by comparing my boss to Professor McGonagall
My boss bears an uncanny resemblance to [Professor McGonagall](http://imgur.com/UJtZkZG).
Last night I had a dream where I was attempting to bomb some kind casket containing a horcrux and she appeared out of nowhere attacking me with the Avada Kevadra curs... | 5 | 2 | |
1422578810 | 1422580532 | t3_2u57os | t5_2to41 | 8 | Firebeats121: TIFU by looking off the Road for Just a Second.
This happened just a couple hours ago...
I was coming home from school today like any other normal day, driving my sister home as well. I thought to myself "Hey! Chick fila sounds good right now!" And I turn around to my sister before I start driving off fr... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422579154 | 1422609863 | t3_2u58df | t5_2to41 | 8 | ucanhavethat4lunch: TIFU by eating Popeyes
A little background info: I just started my first semester at my new college. I get nervous very easily and sometimes can even get so sick a
I vomit from being so nervous or embarissed. I am excited for my new classes and make some friends.
So I finished up my first class of ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422579809 | 1422759549 | t3_2u59pd | t5_2to41 | 413 | El_Raro: TIFU by wearing an Isis hoodie in public.
Before I proceed, I should clarify that Isis were a metal band that disbanded back in 2006. They were named after the Egyptian goddess of health and wisdom. The band was around, and disbanded, LONG before the current terrorist organisation I.S.I.S was making waves.
But... | 13 | 31.769231 | |
1422580601 | 1422590714 | t3_2u5b9a | t5_2to41 | 3 | rienimp0rtant: TIFU by staying up all night
There's this girl: let's call her Elsa. Not her real name. I met this girl through some friends at a party last semester, real fun.
She and I hadn't been talking for a while because she wasn't over her ex, and I didn't want to be involved in something like that. Until last ... | 3 | 1 |
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