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1422580653 | 1422660910 | t3_2u5bci | t5_2to41 | 11 | sergeant_scrapbook: TIFU by telling my buddies girlfriend I want to "fill her up"
So...this might not be a fuck up quite yet. Fingers crossed.
My friend "Mark" recently broke up with his girlfriend "Jenny" (just for fun, c'mon), none of us believe them when they say they've broken up though because this is honestly ar... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1422579770 | 1422585439 | t3_2u59mi | t5_2to41 | 9 | IGoByJess: TIFU by not going to my ex's place
Well.
This has been an insane stretch at work, with more work than I've had at one time, ever. I've been working 12-13 hour days for a solid 2 weeks, usually 6 days a week.
My ex texted me earlier and needed me to come over because she needed a hug (no ex bashing here, pl... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422581278 | 1422582186 | t3_2u5cni | t5_2to41 | 25 | john_Dira: TIFU by falling in love with a twin
This have been happening for pretty much a while, like five or six months, but I couldn't openly admit it until almost right now, which is basically the reason I am here.
I've 2 cousins who're twins and are really, really similar in everything. They have the same hobbies,... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1422573271 | 1422624068 | t3_2u4wde | t5_2to41 | 3 | PrisonPandas: TIFU by making my friends and superiors think I am crazy violent.
TIFU at school. This was actually today, after school. Our class was silently studying. I was working with headphones in. For a while I have been into listening to some metal/hardcore music. Everyone here has the opinion that I am nice and ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422581605 | 1422584908 | t3_2u5dbf | t5_2to41 | 6 | Narcissiist: TIFU By letting my rats out of their cage to play.
So, when I get home everyday I let my three rats out of their cage so they play. And I put a block under my door but yet there is the sneaky rat. Who got out like 3 times. And I fixed it multiple times. And well the rat went into my dads room and World War... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422580154 | 1422587891 | t3_2u5adn | t5_2to41 | 8 | someephia: TIFU by watching A Serbian Film
Today I fucked up by watching that god damn movie. I just HAD to see what everyone was talking about. What in the shit. Just got done watching it. Should have just noped the fuck out.
fruitellla: A Serbian Film was actually pretty tame IMO.
AFunnyComment: What are your sugges... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422582728 | 1422618172 | t3_2u5fh6 | t5_2to41 | 47 | recreationAtion: TIFU by showing my first graders an animated short that ended with a guy jacking off a bull...
Found a fun short to show my first graders at the end of the day but only watched the first two minutes of it... A bunch of farm animals start inflating and floating and it was funny and seemed completely inn... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1422582803 | 1422623205 | t3_2u5fmk | t5_2to41 | 6 | assortedAnus: Tifu by locking myself out of my girlfriends house..m
Not as bad as most TIFUs, but here it goes.
My girlfriend is out of town this evening so I went over to take care of her dog. All was well. I ate. The dog ate and took a shit, etc. A few hours pass and I decided to smoke a cigarette and let the do... | 3 | 2 | |
1422579095 | 1422846628 | t3_2u5894 | t5_2to41 | 5 | razgrizzle: TIFU by flooding the urinal
First TIFU for me that I'm going to post up so here goes:
So I have a two hour gap between classes, so to keep awake, I chugged myself a nice, cold Rockstar, and as many of you know, these drinks literally go right through you so within the 10 minutes of drinking it, I had to pi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422584509 | 1422589105 | t3_2u5j2z | t5_2to41 | 10 | vinbel121: TIFU by getting mad at Smash Bros and spilling iced tea... on my new headphones.
So I was playing Smash Bros using my Wii U gamepad, while wearing my very new and very expensive headphones ($300 to be exact). So, I was playing the event matches, and there was one event where you had to collect 1,000 coins wi... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1422587049 | 1422590578 | t3_2u5o3x | t5_2to41 | 19 | swedishthrowaway3: TIFU by getting drunk in Sweden.
I gave birth a couple of months ago, on December 5. Last year in March, I was in Sweden for a business trip with a couple of colleagues. On our second last day there, we decided to go out and get completely smashed - as you do. I met a guy there, and we had sex. I don... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1422586954 | 1422637866 | t3_2u5nvs | t5_2to41 | 8 | Its_called_a_fob: TIFU by telling my friend about a gender bender
This technically didn't happen today, but fuck it, I don't live by no rules.
First, A little backstory,
At my work there was this person who for the life of me, I couldn't tell their gender. I've always thought of one day asking "it" what "it" was, but... | 4 | 2 | |
1422587603 | 1422656574 | t3_2u5p73 | t5_2to41 | 237 | kratomizer: TIFU by assuming that bears can't read
This took place a few years ago, in a country that is well-known for its bears. My brother and I went on this awesome week-long bike tour with a bunch of other people. The trip was going excellently, and we got to see some beautiful scenery and time-forgotten little ... | 10 | 23.7 | |
1422588205 | 1422591171 | t3_2u5qdr | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwawaynamesare: TIFU by staying in the same apartment as my gf after we broke up.
24 years old, my first multi(3) year relationship, we moved in together after a year, things started to become difficult about half a year ago, agreed we would break up but remain friends. She said I can stay in the apartment as long ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1422588584 | 1422653400 | t3_2u5r46 | t5_2to41 | 12 | liamfbates: TIFU by asking someone out
So, for awhile I've had a crush on this one girl (Let's call her Hair) Recently, this kid she was also friends with asked her out, and she broke all contact with him. So, today I went up to her and asked her to the annual SnowBall dance at my school. Well would guess what happened... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1422588166 | 1422596467 | t3_2u5qaz | t5_2to41 | 3 | ExperimentingNomad: TIFU by Experimenting with Cobra Hearts and Viagra
So my wife and I were headed back from dinner in Saigon last night...wait a minute. Let me take you back a couple more hours. We went out in search of a snake restaurant in Saigon last night and we ended up finding one. Ordering a snake to eat was a... | 3 | 1 | |
1422589210 | 1422639571 | t3_2u5s9h | t5_2to41 | 126 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying an amazon echo
Earlier this month I decided to buy an amazon echo(Who doesn't want a speaker that can talk) and honestly up to this point it's been the best speaker for $200 ever.
**Background info:** I am 17, and I live alone with my mom
I got home from school today, just like any normal da... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1422589532 | 1422864502 | t3_2u5sx1 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by messing up a crime scene and getting handcuffed and questioned
*This is a throwaway as I do not frequent reddit, but was urged by friends to post my story on here.*
Well reddit it all happened yesterday on a cold, snowy morning. I live up north, and we recently got a ton of snow. I am an amatuer pho... | 9 | 3.444444 | |
1422589897 | 1422592759 | t3_2u5tlc | t5_2to41 | 7 | Markramone138: TIFU by calling a client a racial slur
I'm a white, male CPA in Buffalo. Today, one of my clients was hosting an open-house and invited me to attend. It was a formal event; the suit and tie type. As I was talking to the executive director, I asked about one of the board members I was aquatinted with. I ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422590494 | 1422625976 | t3_2u5uph | t5_2to41 | 59 | Eliteshinobi14: TIFU by playing a game with my gf's family
TIFU on Christmas Eve (sorry not today), and we decided to play a board game. I can't remember the name but it goes like this: someone is delegated as the reader and draws a card. The card says something, and each person writes their answer on a piece of paper,... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1422590132 | 1422609081 | t3_2u5u18 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be hygienic
I normally drive to work, but for the last week or two I've been without my vehicle and forced to rely on rides instead. Today, I had to wait several hours longer than normal to be picked up. As you can imagine, being alone in an office can get a bit boring, as well as a bit adv... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1422590444 | 1422594694 | t3_2u5ulp | t5_2to41 | 1 | BeastFormal: TIFU by thinking I was hilarious.
The memory of this event makes me cringe to this day. It occurred at my school on a half-day in late March. It was one of those days where absolutely nothing is going to be accomplished, and most of the teachers accept that. One particular teacher brought in a multitude o... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1422591814 | 1422666859 | t3_2u5x2y | t5_2to41 | 354 | reddit_greenit: TIFU By Letting an 11 year-Old Read 50 Shades of Grey
Actually this happened a few years ago, right when the book came out in print and became popular.
So my family had gone on vacation to Philadelphia by train awhile back, and my little cousin didn't have anything to do on the way back. My cousin w... | 9 | 39.333333 | |
1422591181 | 1422595333 | t3_2u5vxp | t5_2to41 | 9 | WeAreMoot: TIFU by Making a Car Noise
This happened a few months ago,
My friends and I had finished school (we're seniors) and were heading down to our local Fast Food Outlet to get lunch.
We arrive at a split, 4 lane Road, with an Island in the middle, we cross the first two lanes and are standing on the island, wai... | 3 | 3 | |
1422591944 | 1422627255 | t3_2u5xab | t5_2to41 | 15 | Zoritec: TIFU by making my super religious dad's phone recite the Navy Seal Copypasta to him
Alright, I've never posted a TIFU, so give me some slack. Oh, and this happened about 5 minutes ago.
Anyway, I was working on my dad's Android phone, rooting and installing cyanogenmod, and the whole works, when I decided to i... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422593755 | 1422599952 | t3_2u60ay | t5_2to41 | 10 | IKnewBlue: TIFU by leaving my bag for 5 mins to have a smoke.
I went to a college orientation thing today about REUs and applying to grad school, so we're all sitting in this room listening to speakers and shit talking about research opportunities.
When we get a break, I'm in dire need of my nicotine fix, so I leave m... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1422593456 | 1423196758 | t3_2u5ztj | t5_2to41 | 18 | TheSealGuy: TIFU: My Asian Friend
Today I Fucked Up. It was Study Hall.
But for some reason, my school seems to think that we should have reading days, and working days. But today was a reading day, and we're all sitting at our desks reading our books. It is a dead silent room, too.
Now, I usually am loaded with hom... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1422593413 | 1422594975 | t3_2u5zrd | t5_2to41 | 2 | Turnedoffbymcdo: TIFU by getting turn off by mcdonalds
Trapster2014: Time to show up at her place with a bag of McDonalds. Pro-tip, the bag can be used to barf in if she needs to.
"I wanted *two* big macs, there's only one!" Well, you know what to do then.
Turnedoffbymcdo: Haha damn fuck no she just sent a snapchat... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422592953 | 1422929831 | t3_2u5z0a | t5_2to41 | 5 | QUEENphoeBEE: TIFU By Redeeming a Code Before Checking Facts
The legendary tale of how I wasted $40 on the Destiny Season Pass.
I live on a middle of no - where area and the only gamestop (and other game stores) in our county closed down meaning we had to drive about an hour to buy some games.
So around Christmas we ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422594680 | 1422675962 | t3_2u61yi | t5_2to41 | 6 | technologyfirst: TIFU by messaging a girl why she missed class.
Me: Hey missed ya tonight, Guessing it was just first week of college, but is everything alright otherwise?
(background, I feel like something is up... shes been distant since last semester freshman year, but never asked outright whats up, as I know it's... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422593237 | 1422600774 | t3_2u5zh7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | bloopiedoobie: TIFU by listening to the radio while I showered.
I have a day off work today, but my husband is at work. "Great!", I think! I love having the house to myself sometimes. I grab my trusty portable radio from the kitchen, tune in to a local station that usually plays some pretty funky music. I listen to the... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422597439 | 1422620199 | t3_2u66ck | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my bed to a 10, and not joining her
So this happened about 2 months ago.
It was a typical saturday night in college town. All my friends and I were lounging in the dorms while my roommate was back home for the weekend. We started playing some super smash bros while pregaming before we heade... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1422597264 | 1422759031 | t3_2u664h | t5_2to41 | 40 | bezdomnaya_koshka: TIFU by finding out my girlfriend's username
Lying in bed as her tablet stand when I roll over and she opens up reddit. Very normal.
Except that this time she hasn't logged in yet.
And I SEE HER USERNAME.
And she's subscribed to "<something something> cumsluts".
My innocence is gone.
UPDATE: ... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1422597685 | 1422678046 | t3_2u66ov | t5_2to41 | 4 | tifu94210: TIFU by not going to your visitation..
I want to be angry with you. I don't even want to go to your visitation. Even though you were a religious man; we knew you hated funerals and would not want one of your own. So we compromised. Your daughters' needed to say goodbye, they needed closure, so instead we w... | 4 | 1 | |
1422596573 | 1422643593 | t3_2u653o | t5_2to41 | 58 | Mr_Otaku: TIFU by becoming the dragonborn
I come home after a long day and I take a nap,when I wake up I notice that I smell like a donkeys taint. Of course I get up to take a shower. Now whenever I take a shower I take my old phone in there to play some pandora, I get in turn on Pandora and on turns a video game stati... | 7 | 8.285714 | |
1422595814 | 1423374476 | t3_2u63w2 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my brother look for a dvd in my room
(first ever post on reddit so sorry if I mess it up or w/e)
My brother came over to my apartment to pick me up for Christmas celebrations with the family and asked if I had a particular dvd. I had to pee so I told him where to look. I got out of the bathr... | 9 | 3.333333 | |
1422597563 | 1422605479 | t3_2u66ja | t5_2to41 | 29 | kradez: TIFU by breaking the silence in the study room
This just happened to me an hour ago.
So, I was in one of my university's study room doing some readings for a module. Suddenly, my stomach acted up and I realized that I needed to take a dump. I told my tummy and rectum to behave for a while as I needed to turn o... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1422598341 | 1422634535 | t3_2u67lx | t5_2to41 | 49 | KhaleesiDoll: TIFU by reading a book.
Like ninety-five percent of these stories, the massive fuck up actually occurred a few months ago.
So I work at a call center and have bounced between a few different projects. This particular one was for luxury cars- so naturally the survey was very heavily monitored, to make sur... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1422597749 | 1422908419 | t3_2u66ry | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to join the military
Hey Reddit. I fucked up bad.
First and foremost, this is a throwaway account so my friends and family don't find my regular. Onto the story.
So, when I graduated high school, I went *straight* to a recruiter for the Air Force. The whole thing seemed to be cut from gold... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1422593759 | 1422619270 | t3_2u60b6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | dailyprocrastibator: TIFU when I coughed while I was eating spaghetti...
...I got a piece of sausage stuck in my nose. I didn't find out till I blew my nose a half-hour later.
jiihooh: Moms spaghetti. It's ready.
I_Like_Spaghetti: Yum!
| 3 | 2 | |
1422600113 | 1422664599 | t3_2u6a18 | t5_2to41 | 233 | Rissa_M: TIFU while cuddling with my puppy
Tonight I was cuddling with and playing with my puppy. I had my face close to hers and I suddenly felt a burp coming. I thought it might be funny to burp at her so I let it out. Unfortunatly I apparently had acid reflux as well so I puked on her mid burp. I puked on my poo... | 8 | 29.125 | |
1422599737 | 1422656541 | t3_2u69ke | t5_2to41 | 68 | PhoTorgrapher: Tifu by drinking a spider
So this morning I found a big ass spider chilling in my basement. Being a Canadian shivering in the dead of winter, I thought it would be neat to capture this rare find and keep it in a bottle.
Fast forward a few hours.
I get back from school. Wary from my studies and hungry ... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1422601054 | 1422734867 | t3_2u6bbp | t5_2to41 | 27 | Hardliner360: TIFU Because of puberty and my Teen mind
Oh God, here we go.
So a few years ago, i was in a math class. In our seating plan i was placed on this table of THE best looking girls in my year. Even though they acted slutty and talked slutty, it was enough to turn a 15 year old hormone raged fella Erect. Eac... | 10 | 2.7 | |
1422601488 | 1422601921 | t3_2u6bvw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by daring my boyfriend to pee on my face.
Not 30 minutes ago I was lying in bed with my boyfriend watching a movie. He started to get up to go pee, and in an attempt to be cute I grabbed on to him and refused to let go. He struggled for a few moments and got into a semi standing position but still I ref... | 5 | 1 | |
1422593577 | 1422619362 | t3_2u600j | t5_2to41 | 8 | RememberTheVet: TIFU by apologizing for a previous fuck up from Tuesday
As you may have heard, the Northeast US was hit by some bullshit, over-hyped winter storm that started very early Tuesday morning. Since the media made a huge deal it of it, many businesses and offices decided to pre-emptively close. I work at a mi... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422603081 | 1422636207 | t3_2u6dtd | t5_2to41 | 5 | ChowMeinNoGo: TIFU by eating Panda...
NJPR90: You didn't eat a panda bro. Fuck you and your title...nah jk but wtf?
dodgerslim: A lot of people refer to Panda Express as just Panda, from my experience.
NJPR90: I feel you. I was pretty stoked to hear a tifu about a dude somehow eating panda meat tho.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1422605678 | 1422733113 | t3_2u6gq1 | t5_2to41 | 24 | iamtoastshayna69: TIFU by moving in with my adoptive father
This FU didn't happen today, it actually happened back in march 2006. I was 16 at the time and I was not getting along with my adoptive mother in Michigan so I decided to move in with my adoptive father, his wife and their two children. Biggest FU of my life. ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1422609342 | 1422610463 | t3_2u6kh5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | February_29th_2012: TIFU on my one year anniversary.
Girlfriend always wanted to see the play Wicked. Paid over $200 for tickets to see it on our anniversary. Drove in heavy traffic all the way to LA.
Found out I bought tickets for the 29th of January showing of Wicked at 8pm... in New York. Tickets were non-refundabl... | 3 | 2 | |
1422606820 | 1422611215 | t3_2u6hw5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Katatronick: TIFU by pretending to be mute
Ok, so, admittedly this didn't happen today. This happened quite a few years ago actually, my freshman year of high school. I've always been a timid and shy person ever since I was a little girl; I've gotten better at standing up for myself, but it had been a long time coming.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422610288 | 1422613250 | t3_2u6lfr | t5_2to41 | 2 | Towerizer: TIFU When I opened a door for someone...
I'm in the navy and the space I spend most of my time in is a secret space. There is a cypher code panel on the wall next to the door that you need to punch in the correct combo to get into the space. On this panel there is a buzzer that people can push if they need t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422611284 | 1422627307 | t3_2u6mfa | t5_2to41 | 9 | Jombozeus: TIFU by eating pizza with parmesan cheese.
I fucking love cheese so I gave my pizza a friendly mound of parmesan. Or so I thought. I started chowing down on that delicious Chicago style deep dish and then I realized that all the parmesan is actually garlic powder. Yeah I just sprayed a mound of garlic powder... | 3 | 3 | |
1422627016 | 1422677586 | t3_2u6ml8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | MissRepresentation: Right, that's why we have a trial by jury to decide if a rape occurred in cases like these. It's not like a police officer arrests two people who had sex after one drink each and they immediately get thrown in jail for the next 10 years for rape.
toolpot462: But you say this case would have been ra... | 20 | 1 | |
1422610761 | 1422632272 | t3_2u6lw0 | t5_2to41 | 104 | [deleted]: TIFU, by King Leonadis style kicking a door in the Men's room.
Let me set the scene: I'm at work, on my break, going poop and just enjoying the fact that I remembered to take my fiber tablets. I'm sitting in the stall when someone comes in to use the urinal. For whatever reason, I usually am staring at the f... | 6 | 17.333333 | |
1422611322 | 1422628409 | t3_2u6mgq | t5_2to41 | 8 | yidodis96: TIFU by accidentally tipping a waiter
So this happened 2 days ago on my trip to Turkey with my family. We arrive at our hotel and decided to try one of the many kebab-places scattered out on the streets. The waiter was an older gentleman, who didnt speak english, but luckily my grandmother speaks Azari, whic... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1422612389 | 1422633860 | t3_2u6nj5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | CuntSackMcQuack: TIFU by going to the beach for the first time in years.
So me an my workmate went to the beach after a hard day out in the sun. I hadn't been in years because I'm scared of sharks.
So we rock up and whip off our shirts and run for the water. We swim out into the surf, past the waves and into the calm... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422611979 | 1422617912 | t3_2u6n3q | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking the kids to the chippy!
I told the kids they could have a takeaway for dinner and my daughter decides she needs to see her fish-cake through the glass to know if she'll like it!?...& being the lady of the house, she usually gets her own way, so I take them to the chippy instead of getting ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1422613331 | 1422615588 | t3_2u6ohy | t5_2to41 | 7 | JimmyL2014: TIFU By grabbing the wrong hot pepper
I was visiting a friends house, and was dropping off some hot peppers for them to cook with, something that they requested. I had brought some Red Habaneros, Red Moruga Scorpions and Peach Bhut Jolokias - all of them pretty damn hot.
Anyway, when it comes to hot peppe... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422616782 | 1422618458 | t3_2u6s11 | t5_2to41 | 7 | stayrwcd: TIFU If This Video Doesn’t Convince You To Put Down Your Phone, Nothing Probably Will
Scorlibran: This isn't a fuck up.
nevernerdlet: The post itself is a fuck up
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1422616803 | 1422739096 | t3_2u6s1z | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: TIFU by regularly minesweeping the last drops of liquid left in cans when round at my friends' houses
I have a bad habit of swigging the last drops of liquid from the bottom of soft drink cans that my friends leave on the sides of their desks/tables (I am a student, so naturally all of my friends are sub-hum... | 7 | 14.571429 | |
1422618531 | 1422626514 | t3_2u6tty | t5_2to41 | 16 | Reechter: TIFU by keeping my drying rack in the bathroom.
My bathroom is really tiny. My drying rack, when not in use, lives behind the bathroom door, which swings inwards. At some point in the night the rack toppled, wedging itself perfectly between the wall and the door. After three hours of trying to find a way, the... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1422619470 | 1422624175 | t3_2u6uvw | t5_2to41 | 4 | MrNicestGuy1: TIFU By Recieving a handjob by gf while her parents where there (NSFW)
the-virgin-sangria: Father in-law? That escalated quickly
MrNicestGuy1: Yeah Sorry forgot how to spell, english is 2nd language! Dat iz y i sux!;)
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422619402 | 1422652784 | t3_2u6ut2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | runner2012: TIFU by committing to a relationship, but realizing I have feelings for my cheating ex..
Long version:
I was in a 2.5 yr relationship with this girl. The last year was mostly long distance due to I was pursuing a masters at a different state where my gf lives. Even though it's been only a bit over 2 years,... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422621324 | 1422653326 | t3_2u6x06 | t5_2to41 | 541 | german-oops: TIFU by talking trash about teachers in German.
Here goes nothing. Last year in February, my cousins (who are German - I'm second generation American) came to visit us here in Seattle. On their first night here, we were all at my family's house and I had my best friend over. There wasn't much to do, and I ... | 10 | 54.1 | |
1422621963 | 1422626911 | t3_2u6xoh | t5_2to41 | 6 | Mowggli: TIFU By telling an interview assessor that her question may as well be 'What's inside Colonel Sander's Secret Recipe'?
Had a telephone interview with a company in finance.
Was asked what specific steps the Finance department took to steer the company in the right direction.
My answer was... "That's like aski... | 3 | 2 | |
1422624418 | 1422625914 | t3_2u70qb | t5_2to41 | 114 | boobafett13: TIFU by hugging my son
It happened last night, but wasn't really known until this morning.
It was bedtime, my 8 year old son wanted a hug from me, so I obliged. He asked for what we call a "squeeze hug" where he squeezes as tight as he can and I only pretend to (because I don't want to hurt him), so he s... | 7 | 16.285714 | |
1422624782 | 1422633116 | t3_2u71a5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheFuyNooneknows: TIFU. By getting in my mates r31 skyline
TIFU. By getting in my mates r31 skyline
So I live in Australia and today I didn't have to go to school so me and a few mates decide to catch up.
Well little did I know on out way home I had to change cars because we were all going different places and I ... | 5 | 1 | |
1422624660 | 1422626377 | t3_2u713d | t5_2to41 | 17 | PumpinPropaneBitches: TIFU by riding a roller coaster with my phone in my hoodie and ruining Cedar Point for a kid
This actually happened a few months ago.....
It was around August and I'm enjoying the end of my summer with my family at Cedar Point Amusement Park. Now, every ride has some kinda cupboard type thing to p... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422625089 | 1422660276 | t3_2u71os | t5_2to41 | 24 | tooeasilybored: TIFU by giving my ex money (so lost...)
We dated for 3 years, through college and literally saw each other every day. There were the days when we went home on holiday but we saw each other pretty much daily. Now shes a bit weird, as in she doesn't really have any friends. She never really made any at un... | 6 | 4 | |
1422626242 | 1422899543 | t3_2u73am | t5_2to41 | 1,512 | fitbitthrowaway1991: TIFU wearing a Fitbit to bed. (X-post r/Fitbit)
I was told to repost this on here from /r/Fitbit
Over the weekend my friend invited me to pure romance party with a bunch of people and had prizes and gag gifts. I won a nice toy package at the party and brought it home to try it out.
I got back... | 7 | 216 | |
1422626392 | 1422647450 | t3_2u73ij | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to give this girl my lecture notes
TIFU by agreeing to give this girl my lecture notes. So heres so background info about this girl: she has a habit of registering for 8 am morning classes and not making any effort to come to class at all. She's only taking 3 classes and only needs to come t... | 5 | 5 | |
1422626897 | 1422656147 | t3_2u74do | t5_2to41 | 472 | Duffman-: TIFU by sleeping on the train.
Dear Reddit, today I fucked up! To be completely honest, this happened a couple of days ago.
I commute by train on a daily basis to get to and back from work. The train takes about an hour which gives me plenty of time to catch up on some sleep before and after work.
I work i... | 6 | 78.666667 | |
1422630507 | 1422659284 | t3_2u7alj | t5_2to41 | 17 | smootyj: TIFU By agreeing to a Muay Thai fight in Thailand
This happened about four years ago while I was living in Thailand. While living there I would train at a near by Muay Thai gym regularly and from time to time they would ask me if I wanted in on a fight, which I would reply back with a quick, "No that's ok." We... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1422631076 | 1422635963 | t3_2u7bov | t5_2to41 | 9 | MrThrift: TIFU by not letting a customer use our bathroom.
This happened two days ago. We have a regular customer who is 30 years old and has an intellectual disability. He came in on Wednesday and was asking about a jacket we have and then asked if we had a bathroom. I told him no because we don't have a public bat... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422631046 | 1422644399 | t3_2u7bmm | t5_2to41 | 34 | OKHnyc: TIFU by giving back my wife's Christmas present to her.
I’m on to my second career as a chef and chef instructor. Like any craftsman, my tools are my everything and my knives are all carefully chosen and meticulously taken care of. They’re not always the most expensive, but they’re for me the best, e.g.; my ser... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1422631158 | 1422632971 | t3_2u7bul | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by not telling a girl I was kidding
downvotemeufags: What the fuck?
Are you mentally damaged?
folie1234: > rural Iowa
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422632517 | 1422931672 | t3_2u7efn | t5_2to41 | 319 | [deleted]: TIFU by not using the bathroom first
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hapahaole6: On the way to a tournament, my teammate filled an entire Starbucks Venti cup with pee while flashing passengers her okole and getting it on the floor of our bus... then holds the cup for two minutes... and tossed it out the window where a car saw EVERYTHING.... | 8 | 39.875 | |
1422631970 | 1422635145 | t3_2u7de9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheLazyD0G: TIFU by smoking after getting drunk and getting sick at the bar
I was out drinking last night, hanging out with some friends and making new ones. I was pretty buzzed, maybe a little drunk. Well I think safe to say drunk. 5 red bull vodkas, a shot of tequila, and a beer or two.
One of my new friends wanted... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422632972 | 1422645153 | t3_2u7fde | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU I'm in some legal trouble. My buddy is being wrongly accused of rape by his girlfriend and she is trying to get me involved as an accomplice.
I live in Arkansas and my buddy asked if I could give him and his girlfriend a ride to her house. He also said he was gonna smoke weed if that was okay. I said su... | 5 | 3 | |
1422631937 | 1422647227 | t3_2u7dc8 | t5_2to41 | 110 | blackbookrecords: TIFU snowblowing my driveway
We have a dog, mid-sized, and she's getting a tad old and squirrelly, but she's super good about going out the back door, doing her thing on the lawn, coming right back. We don't have to watch her or walk her or anything. That is, until it snows out. Then she just gets ... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1422634105 | 1422654584 | t3_2u7hqt | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my boyfriend excessively sucking on my nipples.
evendinosaurs: How often is excessive enough to cause this and what symptoms would one be on the lookout for? Um, asking for a friend...
EMCoupling: Yeah, I'd think we'd look to see the effects of this "clogged milk gland" so we know what to wa... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1422633256 | 1422653338 | t3_2u7fxk | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep...
Made an account just to post this.
Preface, so a few weeks ago I was diagnosed as having a [Pilonidal cyst](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoPRp59GI8) right at the top of my arse crease. The antibiotics didn't get rid of it, so I had to have surgery. Now to heal properly, the w... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1422633833 | 1422647425 | t3_2u7h64 | t5_2to41 | 13 | cu_ui: TIFU by changing in my car
I had an interview for a job I was applying for, but since I was working that same day, I changed clothes for a more appropriate attire in my car.
I go to the company and I have the interview, but during my time there I realize there's a weird vibe in the air... I don't know how to ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422634773 | 1422649281 | t3_2u7j73 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Serenephoenix: TIFU by putting KFC in the microwave
[Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/FpJwIhv.jpg)
Put it in while still in the paper bag for 30 seconds. That shit be flammable!
madmacaron: Looks absolutely scrumptious.
Serenephoenix: Actually had a smoky aftertaste. 6/10
scratchy_mcballsy: With rice 8/10
| 4 | 1 | |
1422635010 | 1422638331 | t3_2u7jqe | t5_2to41 | 7 | MisterGone5: TIFU by talking to my SO's friend.
We've been having some issues lately regarding communication and telling each other how we feel. She told me that her friends weren't comfortable being around her when I was present. I messaged him in order to figure out what it is about myself when around her that makes ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422632677 | 1422647303 | t3_2u7erz | t5_2to41 | 6 | BleedingRadiator: TIFU by Staring into the seemingly endless Abyss that is my very own Arsehole (NSFW)
I am male, and I like most males have a hairy arse. However I am paranoid of shaving it in case it grows back thicker and quicker. Ten minutes ago I decided to be a man and just do it, it would make wiping much easier... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422635128 | 1422636542 | t3_2u7jz6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | alexandergunther: TIFU by sneezing. (Kinda gross.)
I'm a freshman in college and the second semester started recently. I've been sick for about the past week and am just now getting over it, but I'm still coughing and got a stuffy nose and everything. My Spanish class this semester has about a 3/1 girl-to-boy ratio, wh... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422636275 | 1422639975 | t3_2u7mih | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU By being drunk and coming off self righteous for being "not rapey".
Told story on TIFU about missing a chance with a girl that has been sending extreme signals for months. and doing the non rape thing by letting her detox first. Bullet dodge? maybe... missed chance to make a difference... maybe.
questfo... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1422636115 | 1423102293 | t3_2u7m5a | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my girlfriend Justin Timberlake tickets. NSFW.
cervixbruiser: I once lost my left nut after sex too. But I didn't notice until my ex gf was playing with my sac. We both laughed.
Good times. Good times.
Diesel_Manslaughter: My buddy said it happens to him all the time!
You just laughed? Yo... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1422631220 | 1422639442 | t3_2u7byl | t5_2to41 | 25 | TIFUMaster88: TIFU by unknowingly making a DARE Officer give papers to a 5th grade class with a shooting on the front.
OK so this didn't happen today, it happened when I was in 5th grade but it went down so "perfectly" that I had to share 6 years later.
So TIFU in 5th grade we had a DARE officer. (A Police Officer who... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1422636708 | 1423063318 | t3_2u7ndy | t5_2to41 | 228 | [deleted]: TIFU by scratching my balls
OK so this happened like a few hours ago and I'm scared to get out of my house now.
A little back story: I live in an apartment and there's a passageway in each floor, and my door (quite obviously) faces the passageway. Should I leave my door open, straight down is my kitchen, wi... | 30 | 7.6 | |
1422637241 | 1422639354 | t3_2u7oiu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By asking to dates to prom at the same time
So this happened around 2 years ago and it was in the hectic moments were everyone is trying to get a data to prom.
I asked this friend of mine that I kinda liked to prom, but we were going as friends (Or so I believed) A couple days go by and my 'friends' hi... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422637865 | 1422642035 | t3_2u7pvn | t5_2to41 | 9 | DCRogue: TIFU by messing with someone in a group text
So, a buddy of mine sent a group text. I prepare for the inevitable onslaught of idiots replying to everyone in the group, instead of directing questions only at the sender. Fortunately, only one poor soul did. She responds with "who is this?"
I am too much of a s... | 3 | 3 | |
1422638263 | 1422638710 | t3_2u7qq7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling attention to Chimpanzee assholes
Actually - yesterday I fucked up, but didn't get around to writing this up until today.
I went to the zoo yesterday. Don't ask why. I was bored and it's close to me. I often go there to take a walk, clear my head, make fun of the caged animals, get a hotdo... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422641876 | 1422645050 | t3_2u7yh9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting desk gum in my hair in the middle of class
So I feel the compulsive need to scratch up gum from under the desk, but my head starts itching. Go to scratch, then fuck. AND IT WON'T COME OUT. TIFU, REDDIT.
idamnedit: *cum Damn auto correct!
BlackHeartKabal: What is rule 7 and 11 for 500
idamned... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422642081 | 1422653775 | t3_2u7yyt | t5_2to41 | 6 | DunnoTheGeek: TIFU by switching to ATT&T from Comcast.
It is not today but the past few months. I can tell you that was a horrible mistake. Comcast has in their website the simplest way to monitor your data usage. A few click away and I can tell how much internet I can use till the next cycle. But not ATT&T I h... | 3 | 2 | |
1422643040 | 1422643288 | t3_2u810f | t5_2to41 | 64 | celphpolo: TIFU by telling my friend that his mom has nice breasts
This actually happened like a year ago,
I was chilling with one of my best friends on his Home terrase(which is on the second floor), we were just casually talking and watching people pass by.
After like 20 minutes, an older lady passed by with a big c... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1422641826 | 1422659727 | t3_2u7yed | t5_2to41 | 113 | mayonnaise_man: TIFU by making a fake girlfriend and being mean to her.
So this was like 5 years ago. Because TIFUs are never actually from today.
I was going through some rough times (for a high schooler) due to a girl I was chasing after for a few months, and things ended up not working out. So for the better part o... | 7 | 16.142857 | |
1422642986 | 1422665267 | t3_2u80wk | t5_2to41 | 52 | TIFUthrowaway012: TIFU by gassing the car in a rage when my BF was getting out.
I seriously fucked up. After getting into a tiff over dinner out I was driving us home. The fight escalated and he said he didn't want me to stay the night (I pretty much live with him) I got upset because I feel like every time we get into... | 8 | 6.5 | |
1422643316 | 1422644047 | t3_2u81kq | t5_2to41 | 15 | macsack: TIFU by falling for a marketing call at my job...
So today my boss left and I was the only one at the office. I am in charge of handling all calls so I was doing my normal thing (browsing reddit while working on some paperwork) when the phone rang
The caller said it was AT&T calling to confirm an appoint... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422643414 | 1422685614 | t3_2u81rw | t5_2to41 | 4,894 | BellaLovesNutella: TIFU when I cheated on the one test I shouldn't cheat on.
This is a bit of a tifu stretch and actually happened when I was in grade 6. I'm now a 27 y/o female and was very sheltered as a child. My class was taking a standard information gathering test which consisted of personal questions i.e. height... | 15 | 326.266667 |
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