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1422643511 | 1422679820 | t3_2u81xz | t5_2to41 | 69 | SuperBroMan: TIFU by dropping and cracking my phone during a speech on smartphones.
This semester, I am taking a prerequisite Speaking and listening class. Today was my my day to give an informative speech on my liking. I, being a computer science major, decided to give it on smartphones.
I own a nexus 4, I've had it... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1422645391 | 1422660663 | t3_2u867n | t5_2to41 | 3 | LookAround: [META] the T in TIFU actually means 'time', not 'today', just to clarify.
raynydayz: It doesn't help that it says today instead of time at the top of the screen.
LookAround: I know, but it's a design flaw that should probably be fixed.
raynydayz: Where are the mods when you need them?
LookAround: /r/realgi... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1422645574 | 1422647012 | t3_2u86mu | t5_2to41 | 7 | whyhatetheplaya: TIFU by not giving my bus seat to a racist white lady.
This happened few years ago. I used to take public transportation back then.
So I get on the bus, take my seat and get lost in thoughts. While I am day dreaming, I guess this older white lady comes on to the bus, along with other people. There a... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422645402 | 1422648629 | t3_2u868h | t5_2to41 | 4 | StreetElite: TIFU letting my FBI brother see my search history.
Let me get something straight first, I am not into some of the stuff found on my history. A lot of the stuff I browse on the Deep Web is really just out of morbid curiosity, not weird fetishes. I'm not a.... returner, just a one-time viewer and usually a c... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422647014 | 1422696999 | t3_2u89to | t5_2to41 | 82 | areasquirrel: TIFU by watching the Green Bay Packers playoff game with my girlfriend (now ex-).
The game was about two weeks ago. Most of the FU was due to the Packers, but I played a small role.
I had been seeing her since October. She is originally from Wisconsin and is a huge Packers fan, to the point that she fe... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1422645857 | 1422650698 | t3_2u87az | t5_2to41 | 2 | The_Greco: Tifu by turning off a speaker
This one may go a bit long, so strap in lads.
So, a few monthes ago i was still living with my mother outside of nashville a ways. Before the we get into the story know that my parents are divorced and my mother has a strong hatred for my father and she has never been shy abou... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422647146 | 1422659266 | t3_2u8a3f | t5_2to41 | 455 | LartisteDaJour: TIFU by posting an old college yearbook photo of a friend and his wife on his facebook wall for his anniversary. Only it was not his wife, but his old girlfriend
.. and I captioned it, "Congrats to you both."
What a moron I am.
grumpygooch: Did your buddy find it funny? I would've found that pretty f... | 5 | 91 | |
1422647159 | 1422672314 | t3_2u8a4h | t5_2to41 | 23 | LookAround: [META] TIFU by altering the TIFU acronym
This post is probably going to be deleted/get me banned but I've read so many TIFU's that start with, 'well... This didn't happen *todayyy*, but...'
Anyway, I recognize that 'today' makes up the TIFU branding, but never do you see someone post a story that happene... | 9 | 2.555556 | |
1422647556 | 1422652104 | t3_2u8axx | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my friends would stand up for me
So this actually happened to me two and a half years ago but I stil think about it weekly and for some reason this still bugs me but here goes: So when I was in high school I was in a friend group of 13 girls and one guy and at the time I thought they were my... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422647811 | 1422982015 | t3_2u8bi1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | HarleyKyn: TIFU by not realizing my psychiatrist was out of COUNTRY
Some background: I am 22 years old and just got diagnosed with ADHD about a year ago. So I lived 21 years of my life with ADHD that often led to severe anxiety attacks, and I almost lost my job because I couldn't focus and would browse anything from Fa... | 5 | 2 | |
1422649628 | 1422653234 | t3_2u8ffb | t5_2to41 | 13 | Leafar19: TIFU Bu being a creep
> So i met this girl a couple of weeks ago at the office where we both work. Im not a very social person so i didnt even talk to her until one day i saw her running towards the elevator i was in, so naturally i hold the door for her. I just smiled at her and wasnt gonna say anything b... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1422651293 | 1422714996 | t3_2u8ixu | t5_2to41 | 6,622 | DaWhiz: TIFU by shaving my asshole
My girlfriend hates how hairy I am, so today I wanted to suprise her by shaving my ENTIRE body including my nether regions. Evetything was going smooth until I got to the taint. I had to prop my leg up on the shower wall to really be able to get into that crevice. I was being super... | 15 | 441.466667 | |
1422651557 | 1422724960 | t3_2u8jgv | t5_2to41 | 42 | ZephrX1: [TIFU] by forgetting the ice
So this happened last Saturday but I'm feeling the effects today. I was at the house with a few of my friends and decide to make myself a drink. I recently discover that there is iced tea flavored vodka and added it to regular lemonade and it was the greatest thing since sliced bre... | 3 | 14 | |
1422651963 | 1422706889 | t3_2u8kbn | t5_2to41 | 17 | Yobby: TIFU by pissing on my ass
I was just working my lunch shift went i felt the turtle wanting to peak a little bit. My buddy was waiting for me to finish setting up my tables so i told him to go on ahead and get coffee without me. I finish setting up and then head for the customer washroom. My poo can only be descr... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422653034 | 1422657256 | t3_2u8mk4 | t5_2to41 | -9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my girlfriend Justin Timberlake tickets. NSFW.
Obligatory this didn't actually happen today, it happened on December 1st. I didn't think to post it until today.
My girlfriend loves JT. Naturally. The man is a stud with dope moves and a voice like an angel. I got her tickets to see him for Ch... | 7 | -1.285714 | |
1422653207 | 1422667425 | t3_2u8my2 | t5_2to41 | 82 | Bongress: TIFU by losing $2k of my fathers money and now he's in the hospital with heart issues
Knot_My_Name: Whoa, you just stole your fathers money and now there is a pretty good chance he will lose his house, if this doesnt kill him. That is some heavy shit.
Bongress: It's more heavy than I can even write. He is s... | 8 | 10.25 | |
1422652695 | 1422662080 | t3_2u8lu6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my relationship by getting drunk on tequila, telling the girl of my dreams that I loved her, and making her think I'm a rapist
So I started seeing this girl that I've had a crush on for the longest time. Was almost a month. We had a really nice thing going, mutual attraction, shared interes... | 3 | 5 | |
1422654040 | 1422657943 | t3_2u8oqo | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a backpack on to aggressively
Puched a guy behind me straight in the junk. Enough as to make a spectacle.
NotbeingBusted: Did you then proceed to laugh?
GravityHelpMe: For a second, and then people around me gave me dirty looks
Tease_the_weasel: They were jealous they had not won the prize.... | 4 | 3 | |
1422653979 | 1422654879 | t3_2u8olt | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing up my dads microwave.
tried to hard boil 2 eggs in a bowl of water in the microwave for after my work out, walk outside 2 minutes later i hear *BOOM*.
I go inside, house stinks like egg, microwave door is open, egg remnants scattered everywhere from the microwave to the sink, spent 30 minute... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422647560 | 1422673264 | t3_2u8ay9 | t5_2to41 | 72 | girlgotskill: TIFU by heading for work when it was still night.
I feel like I'm in a surreal dream, Reddit. So this is what happened. I reach home at 10 pm, exhausted after a day of theatre rehearsal. The security guard at my building is chatty tonight but I cut him short politely and make my way up to my apartment. I... | 4 | 18 | |
1422654300 | 1422657842 | t3_2u8pa2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | AthawCat: TIFU by being ignorant and stupid. [NSFW]
Well well, it's this time again. I just remembered a short story that happened 2 years back..
To start off, I'll mention I'm lactose intolerant. You can probably see where this is going already.
for the backstory, my friends and I were sitting outside the cafeteria ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422655359 | 1422696609 | t3_2u8rj3 | t5_2to41 | 364 | mikerotchhere: TIFU by hiding my dildo in an old suitcase.
Okay so about a year or two ago, I decided that I should have my then boyfriend purchase a dildo for me. I guess he read somewhere that using a fake penis is better for a woman's pleasure and also, I guess he wanted to see me get off on myself.
Well I hated th... | 5 | 72.8 | |
1422656244 | 1422668135 | t3_2u8tdt | t5_2to41 | 14 | NotAJokeJustDumb: TIFU by unintentionally making a Bill Cosby rape joke
I have been trying to get together for drinks with a group of people for a while, and we have been coordinating over chat. It’s been a few months, and we haven’t been able to nail down a date that works for the whole group, so the running joke is... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422657064 | 1422662208 | t3_2u8v4j | t5_2to41 | 26 | ghuba154510: TIFU by saying semen really loudly
This happened probably about half an hour ago. I was in pit orchestra practice for our school musical, and being really bored after about an hour and a half of practice, I was talking to my friends next to me. I play trombone, and so do my friends that were sitting next t... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1422658530 | 1422668442 | t3_2u8xzj | t5_2to41 | 12 | aaronhowser1: TIFU by being beat up by a slide (X-post r/self)
I'm in highschool, and I'm about 6'1''. In Spanish today, the teacher decided we should all go to the playground nearby, because why not. People were on the swings, climbing the jungle gym, all that jazz. There was this awesome slide that was beckoning to m... | 3 | 4 | |
1422659027 | 1422714820 | t3_2u8z02 | t5_2to41 | 5 | randoomly: TIFU. suggesting to my boss german sausages had been dipped into his beer 🙊
so, a colleague had some German beer kegs in the office to celebrate.
we all had already drunk one, when a superior showed up, grinning and asking where the offered German sausages where, although knowing fully well there only would... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422660049 | 1422712943 | t3_2u90zi | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by streaming in bestbuy
I best love buy. I do. I love going and checking out stuff I can't afford (PC gamers know the feel).
But recently there was an Apple Tv set up in the TV section, and it was being displayed for trial. Now, not being able to help myself, I wander over to it, awkwardly stand around... | 4 | 14 | |
1422660076 | 1422663731 | t3_2u9117 | t5_2to41 | 8 | evergreen08: TIFU using my bathroom
Just got home from work and had to go #2... like bad. #2 happens. Flush doesn't do anything. Forgot the water main is leaking at my condo community. Read emails. "Water is switched off for next two days for repairs" it says. And my one bedroom is starting to smell. Great.
Mpv108: Get... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422660081 | 1422719550 | t3_2u911j | t5_2to41 | 10 | SwaggyBigBean: TIFU by making an irreversible decision
Reddit I fucked up.
No not today but for the past couple weeks. I'm in highscool and I have a circle of my bestfriends about 6 of us (maybe 7) and not too long ago two of them started dating. We were all cool with it, and they were a pretty good couple. Then three... | 5 | 2 | |
1422660278 | 1422674481 | t3_2u91f4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Zbomber47: TIFU By getting my teacher fired [NSFW]
I was bored after I finished my assignment, so I popped my phone out and listened to "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass" by Blink 182. But it didnt play into my headphones. Instead, it blasted out to the bluetooth speakers, and the whole class and teacher heard the worst t... | 11 | 0.181818 | |
1422659749 | 1422770913 | t3_2u90et | t5_2to41 | 17 | apdoul1221: TIFU by telling my mother I have depression
I've had depression for about three years now, I've dealt with it like any other problem, i usually distract myself with writing poetry, books or playing video games, on harder days I just stay in bed. Four days ago, I decided to tell my mother that I've had depre... | 13 | 1.307692 | |
1422661004 | 1422671498 | t3_2u92wm | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU (Long) By Breaking Up With My Crazy Girlfriend
2 years ago I met a girl named Nicole. Now I'm a 7/10 at best, she on the other hand is an easy 9/10. The first 3 months were fine, I think this was partly because I had rose tinted glasses of not being able to believe a girl like her would be with me, she... | 5 | 2 | |
1422661566 | 1422813284 | t3_2u93ze | t5_2to41 | 9 | keyshine: TIFU By not wearing underwear to work [NSFW?]
This is a regular fuck up. Once I didn't at the chiropractor, and he was putting tape on my back, to my butt. Didn't say a damn thing. But I had a really hard time looking at him the next time I went in.
Today's fuck up however is most uncomfortable! I have been... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1422661083 | 1422696319 | t3_2u931o | t5_2to41 | 35 | thespaghettiincident: TIFU by trying to avoid the police
Not really TODAY, but exactly a year ago today, I fucked up Reddit.
Here's some background first:
I live in a small town in Kentucky, everyone knows everyone that sort of thing. I got a job at the new service station in town (open 24 hours, right on the Tenn... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1422662182 | 1422664322 | t3_2u9531 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending the wrong person 200€ on paypal
Not an interesting story but one that hit me right in the chest.
I wanted to buy me some sneakers today and messsaged this guy online. We exchanged numbers, had a little chitchat on the phone and I decided to buy some sneakers from.
So I went on paypal, typed... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1422662682 | 1422663724 | t3_2u960b | t5_2to41 | 6 | BWeir66: TIFU by being that creepy guy online
About a week ago my friend and I got tinder accounts. Just wanted to see who could get more matches, no big deal. I ended up getting a message from a girl, let's name her Sarah, who lives about two hours away. We hit it off right away, but she really didn't get the message ... | 3 | 2 | |
1422660466 | 1422664261 | t3_2u91sd | t5_2to41 | 7 | GatoradeEnthusiast: TIFU by looking at a fat kid in the eyes.
Yup. Exactly what you just read. I'm not so good at narrating stories so i'll do my best. Lets set the mood. It was a cloudy friday afternoon. I had not eaten yet and was about to get in my cab and go the beach. The taxi arrived early and I couldn't even get... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422663111 | 1422667490 | t3_2u96uk | t5_2to41 | 4 | Threat-LevelMidnight: TIFU by making a joke about Alzheimer's.
So my mom and dad are having a serious conversation about my great grandmother who is suffering from Alzheimer's. I'm on the other side of the room and can only hear bits and pieces of their conversation, but I do hear my mom say,
"At least she was able to ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422659679 | 1422680463 | t3_2u90ab | t5_2to41 | 52 | SquadPanda: TIFU by going on /r/fiftyfifty during school
So today in class I thought that it would be a good idea to go on reddit. It was a slow day and we weren't doing anything. Me and my friend ( let's just say his name is Carlos) wanted to go on the sub-reddit fiftyfifty just to see how lucky we could get... That w... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1422663643 | 1422785832 | t3_2u97vs | t5_2to41 | 13 | Batguy92: TIFU A story of a child that fucked up on facebook.
So before I begin this story I have to clarify that it wasn't me that fucked up on facebook, but a 12 y/o who thought he was being so cool rightfuly fucked up by trying to "own" me in a comment section.
Here I am minding my own business flicking through fac... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422664387 | 1422691328 | t3_2u9970 | t5_2to41 | 5 | jasdf8: TIFU at work... how bad is it...
I will start by saying I am a white male. My bosses boss is a black woman. While talking to my coworker today (within earshot of her, and she almost certainly heard) I was talking about this project that we are working on involving data, and I said something along the lines of ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422663688 | 1422694836 | t3_2u97yr | t5_2to41 | 623 | Alricson: TIFU (Long) By Breaking Up With My Crazy Girlfriend
2 years ago I met a girl named Nicole. Now I'm a 7/10 at best, she on the other hand is an easy 9/10. The first 3 months were fine, I think this was partly because I had rose tinted glasses of not being able to believe a girl like her would be with me, she ... | 8 | 77.875 | |
1422666154 | 1422668506 | t3_2u9ce6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | theganjhaguy: TIFU I told my father I don't smoke cigarettes and that I smoke only ganjha
I was caught smoking and when my father asked what I was doing, I told I was smoking Ganjha. The outcome was kind of unexpected.
ContrarySnivy: What **was** the outcome?
theganjhaguy: Seems impossible to go out of the house. All e... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1422667308 | 1422833480 | t3_2u9ejo | t5_2to41 | 8 | someonewhoisnoone87: TIFU by not wiping correctly. NSFW
This is my first post here so I apologize for typos and terrible formatting. Especially since I'm on mobile.
So I started my day like normal. I went to the bathroom, left a shit, and had to double wipe because I felt like stuff was stuck up there. I showered and t... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1422666567 | 1422685324 | t3_2u9d4l | t5_2to41 | 5 | Agent_McMuffin: TIFU by having a full-retard moment.
So I'm a freshman in HS and today in global class we were going over the answers to last night's homework assignment. I was called on for the first answer. No big deal, I thought, I totally have the right answer so it's all good. The answer (which was right) was "Pop... | 5 | 1 | |
1422668694 | 1422670548 | t3_2u9gz0 | t5_2to41 | 180 | GloomCityCupcakes: TIFU by giving a little girl a piggyback ride
So, I'm in college and I babysit on the weekends to make some extra money. Tonight the three children I regularly babysit were being extra whiny. "How the hell am I going to distract them until bed time?" I thought. "I know! Every little kid loves piggyba... | 6 | 30 | |
1422671242 | 1422698097 | t3_2u9lgf | t5_2to41 | 6 | BeanieBeMe: TIFU by buying a puppy
I have been searching for the right dog for a few months. I've looked everywhere, including craigslist. Yesterday, I found her in a litter. She was the one. The ad listed a phone number, to text, so I did. I naively thought it would be like contacting a shelter, but the response I got... | 3 | 2 | |
1422671916 | 1422757410 | t3_2u9mkd | t5_2to41 | 916 | StripperSub: TIFU by squirting on my phone (NSFW)
This happened this morning. So here's a little bit of fun, kinky background to get you all situated: I'm an incredibly kinky person. I've got my long list of freaky shit I like, and if you don't believe, then have a peek through my old posts and such.
Anyway, I'd b... | 8 | 114.5 | |
1422671234 | 1422697077 | t3_2u9lfr | t5_2to41 | 7 | jimbob8: TIFU by memorising a car license plate
Blah blah didn't happen today, but many years ago when I was in high school.
Being the horny teenagers we were at the time, my friend who we'll call Jim was completely infatuated with this precocious beautiful blonde in our class. This beautiful blonde, let's call her "C... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422671994 | 1422674574 | t3_2u9mp9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | WholeMilkAddict: TIFU by not paying attention
I am an awkward dude. Very awkward.
At my campus today, there was an event where a hypnotist would hypnotize several members in the audience. I joked to my friends that I would go up. In the heat of the moment, I actually went up to the stage.
The hypnotist mentioned so... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422672646 | 1422747355 | t3_2u9nub | t5_2to41 | 19 | FozzNation: TIFU by being a good employee
I work for a certain orange store that sells home improvement and building materials if that narrows it down enough for you. Now, I may not be the perfect employee but I usually try my best and always go above for the customer as I was trained/told to do. I try and break the o... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1422672480 | 1422803932 | t3_2u9nim | t5_2to41 | 460 | balancespec2: TIFU by trying to reason with Jehovah's Witnesses
EDIT: Sorry in advance for the length, it's a somewhat emotional story though.
Growing up, I was horribly enslaved to a religion, otherwise known as Jehovah's Witnesses.
The cult, which likes to hide behind its awkwardly different name, is actually prett... | 9 | 51.111111 | |
1422673090 | 1422673733 | t3_2u9ojj | t5_2to41 | 9 | HeyWasted: TIFU: By knocking over my pre-workout drink.
Well Reddit, Today I fucked up. I was getting ready to go workout at the gym and I was taking some no xplode pre workout at home, I set my shaker down (open) as this drink has expanding carbonation. I set it down on the steps to get something and I see it start to... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422671279 | 1422836964 | t3_2u9lih | t5_2to41 | 5 | SwagaliciousBitch: TIFU by shooting my neighbours cat
So my dad is a bit of a film nut and collects movie by the dozen, especially war films. One day he goes out and comes back with an air rifle, customised sharpened bullets and a few targets along with a box to hold them. Now him and my brother go out every Saturday a... | 5 | 1 | |
1422673751 | 1422674901 | t3_2u9pnc | t5_2to41 | 19 | Travb1999: TIFU by being a good citizen
So we were leaving the barber shop my wife,son,and myself when I notice someone outside their vehicle I pull up and notice them pointing at another car then the other car cuts the person in from of me off. The lady this person hit is now taking pictures of the driver, and the lic... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1422675802 | 1422689948 | t3_2u9syi | t5_2to41 | 5 | louddifference: TIFU by not looking at the last page of my math exam
So, today was the last day of my first semester of school. the morning is going to your second semester classes and the afternoon was for looking at your exam marks.
the teacher gave us a sheet on the back of the exam with stuff were allowed to keep ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422674374 | 1422711277 | t3_2u9qn8 | t5_2to41 | 63 | maplebender: TIFU by calling our company attorney a terrorist.
So today I walked into my company HR department to drop off some paperwork. I glanced over at the HR managers office and saw the door was closed. Her office walls are glass and I could see someone was inside, but I couldn't see visitors face. I did notic... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1422676536 | 1422726196 | t3_2u9u2g | t5_2to41 | 14 | dfurfhth: [NSFW] TIFU By Having A Really Disturbing Dream
So last night I had this dream where I was masturbating, and when I was about to 'finish', instead of actually jizzing, I COUGHED UP the jizz. It was fucking terrifying, I thought I was gonna die, and I was too embarrassed to tell my parents so they could take m... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1422677218 | 1423025959 | t3_2u9v7l | t5_2to41 | 6 | MorbidEntree: TIFU by taste-testing my dinner while making it
So I was making some [hot dog and beans](http://i.imgur.com/8OIPYxA.jpg) and once I mixed the hot dog pieces and beans I decided it was a good idea to taste it to see how it was coming along. At this point I had forgotten that I had the flame on high so I go... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422674299 | 1422679778 | t3_2u9qj3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | smokinhotbettys: TIFU by matching a criminal's description
This incident actually occurred late last night/early this morning (around 3 AM). After spending the evening bar hopping with some buddies, we had all reached a pretty high level of inebriation. In my drunken stupor, I apparently decided that I was finished han... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422677880 | 1422682824 | t3_2u9w8k | t5_2to41 | 46 | Ladysmanthatgetsnone: TIFU by doing too good of a job
To start with I work at McDonalds
Its Easy job with decent pay and I like it that way. I get to be social without working too hard with hours that are fair and flexible. It’s not a dream job but i like it.
Today I was tasked with cleaning the wash room. This was... | 11 | 4.181818 | |
1422678525 | 1422718413 | t3_2u9xa5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | WasInThatMofuckinBox: TIFU by gazing down the barrel of a loaded cock.
Here it goes-this happened a couple nights ago.
I've never posted anything to Reddit before, but I can keep this to myself no longer... My gf and I had been in the company of a good friend of mine for a few days. He was beginning to overstay his w... | 4 | 3 | |
1422679111 | 1422680694 | t3_2u9y8c | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my daughter was using a vibrator.
Over the past few weeks, when the lights are all off and our family is sound asleep, I always hear a faint vibrating noise coming from my daughters bedroom, which usually keeps me up for a bit just wondering what that noise might be. I've never asked her abo... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1422679920 | 1422813242 | t3_2u9zi5 | t5_2to41 | 315 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking in on my boss pumping breast milk in her office. [NSFW].
I kid you not. I accidentally walked in on my boss in her office pumping breast milk today. It's Friday, I was on autopilot, simply bringing her a memo that she had me write up. She was totally cool about it until I asked her if she nee... | 8 | 39.375 | |
1422680558 | 1422682224 | t3_2ua0gr | t5_2to41 | 21 | Cat690: TIFU by accidentally leaving my speakers hooked up to my phone
So today i came home and hooked up my phone to my bluetooth speaker to listen to music. (The speaker is in my kitchen) so I get done with my music, and I turn it off, forgetting to unhook my phone. I then go into the bathroom to do a little somethin... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1422681245 | 1422682793 | t3_2ua1hj | t5_2to41 | 20 | amc1242349: TIFU By accidentally visiting, what I think is, a "happy ending" massage parlor.
First off, I DID NOT receive a "happy ending". Sorry to burst your bubbles. However, I feel really awful about the whole thing. It's really been eating at me all afternoon.
So, about 2 months ago my wife and I are out on a dat... | 4 | 5 | |
1422681433 | 1422690398 | t3_2ua1ro | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping a stranded motorist
So I just finish up a service call when i'm sitting in my truck doing paperwork for the home owner to sign. I look up while trying to remember some little details and there is this little white car half in the road with emergency lights on. I see that the car is working fo... | 3 | 3 | |
1422683402 | 1422703248 | t3_2ua4pu | t5_2to41 | 118 | Radiatingkiller: TIFU by Finding my Dad's Dildos
Background: I am a teenager attending high school and living with my dad who separated from my mom several years ago. Besides me, he currently lives alone.
So a few days ago after coming home from school I begin making my way to the bathroom. Just as I'm about to go in,... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1422681115 | 1422694442 | t3_2ua1ah | t5_2to41 | 8 | Boomer-Australia: TIFU by seeing something I wasn't meant to
Today I woke up at 3pm as this has been my new wake up time since my recent breakup as the more sleep I get the less depressed I am, on top of that my laptop broke recently and I'm still building my desktop computer so I have no electronic device to use howev... | 4 | 2 | |
1422683879 | 1422767855 | t3_2ua5co | t5_2to41 | 127 | FreeHatMcCullough: TIFU by pretending I was deaf.
The title is a lie, this happened months ago, ANYWAY
I was a landscape gardener between jobs and it was a sunny day and me and my boss were working at a house. We had just dug a large ditch and then he asked me to mix some cement. I was mixing away and I thought id get... | 6 | 21.166667 | |
1422683496 | 1422803377 | t3_2ua4ui | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheSpaceDucks: TIFU by being honest at the DMV
Earlier today I went to the DMV because my sister bought a car off the street and wanted to registered it to her name. She couldn't go because work so I went for her and to put it on my name to save the hastle. When I arrived, the line is long as always and waited around a... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422686339 | 1422688254 | t3_2ua8n3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Weekendfuckup: TIFU stumbling into a gangster owned Ramen shop.
Last night was quite the adventure. Went to a club and got super wasted and woke up this morning with a massive hangover and extreme hunger.
So I wake up and sit under the shower like Valerie from leaving Las Vegas, drink some water and puke a bit then ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422688745 | 1422692626 | t3_2uabmk | t5_2to41 | 67 | ChiChiChicharonnnnne: TIFU by inviting my mother in law to eat my dick
So....today I fucked up guys. I am sure that at least some of you know about Trivia Crack, the phone game. It is truly like crack if you haven't played it. Well, one mode you can enter is a "challenge mode" which is basically an invite to a group up... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1422687351 | 1422692020 | t3_2ua9vw | t5_2to41 | 5 | poketrainerkurz: TIFU by listening to the radio
Some backstory. I'm a F-15E Crew Chief in the USAF. Basically we do heavy maintenance on the jets, marshall them out, and recover them when they land. The unit I'm in is a training unit so they're all brand new pilots JUST learning how to fly the F-15. Normally we fly 18i... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422687186 | 1422691489 | t3_2ua9np | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting to be funny with my girlfriend on a job
This happened two years ago while I worked as a receptor during summer in a hotel. So the story: My shift started at 6am. Dreadful. I woke up at 4:45 because I had to take the bus, ride itself was not long but next bus was at 5:40 which would make me ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422685247 | 1422691657 | t3_2ua77q | t5_2to41 | 4 | sensei_shafi: TIFU by crushing my toe and not realizing until three weeks later.
So during winter break, I had a couple of friends come over. My friends and I are really into soccer, and we follow soccer games, learn soccer moves, etc. Pretty rare in America, I know, but the sport is awesome. Anyhow, so the area where ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422689665 | 1422690471 | t3_2uacmc | t5_2to41 | 6 | lets_get_hyyerr: TIFU by going doggy style with a chick while watching The Interview on Netflix
Anyway, this chick I have been talking to for quite some time now was texting me tonight and invited me over to watch a movie. At this point I knew I was in For a good night. She's so damn pretty and I always flirt with Her ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422690189 | 1422690333 | t3_2uad6y | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Overestimating My Classmates Ability To Understand Common Knowledge
Back in 9th grade I was sitting in a classroom just minding my own business. i was trying to finish my homework before my teacher collected it. Then a girl gets up and signs out to go to the bathroom(there pretty much is a rule where... | 3 | 1 | |
1422689400 | 1422754842 | t3_2uacbu | t5_2to41 | 3,706 | liquidoctopusx: TIFU by making my grandma cry and my girlfriend sick.
I don't often get to see my grandmother, but this time I made a special effort to drive the 4 hours to my house. My parents couldn't make it and I didn't want to drive all that way alone, so I invited my new girlfriend Jess. Jess is one of those kind... | 8 | 463.25 | |
1422689993 | 1422745053 | t3_2uaczb | t5_2to41 | 17 | myatomicgard3n: TIFU twice by stuffing my face on vacation in China
This fuck up has been been going on for 3 days so far. I currently live in China and I'm on vacation with my girlfriend in Lijiang, and as any red blooded American should I've been stuffing myself with food, especially since where I'm at has much bette... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422690236 | 1422713564 | t3_2uad8c | t5_2to41 | 29 | 566751665: TIFU by inivertently selling my iPhone 5s for $25
So this happened yesterday but close enough... I have been tight with money since the holidays and decided enough was enough I'm going to sell some of my things on craigslist. I place an ad for my iPod touch and within hours I have a customer and we agree on ... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1422690812 | 1422836973 | t3_2uadre | t5_2to41 | 24 | Stepson420: TIFU by having a party at my dad's house
So I invited a bunch of college friends over to my rich dad's house. We got slammed and I tried banging a girl I met me recently. I walked in on one of my high school friends going down on her and left it at that. We were all wrapping up the party when my dad's girlf... | 12 | 2 | |
1422691581 | 1422695518 | t3_2uael7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my girlfriend
Hey reddit.
I was hanging out with my girlfriend in my room last night. We were watching a movie in my bed p, but my Mum didn't want us sleeping in the same room, which I was respected and intended to follow.
However, I feel asleep while watching the movie and woke up in... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422692208 | 1422699904 | t3_2uaf8b | t5_2to41 | 5 | wangdang_atomictango: TIFU by accidentally sending pony porn into a group chat
So, as with most of the TIFUs this happened to me a good few months ago, and only now did I get the good idea of posting this. Throwaway, because of a NSFW image.
It was just a normal day, I had just come home and was just helping myself to... | 5 | 1 | |
1422692428 | 1422702010 | t3_2uaff1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to eat taco bell in the car while driving
Seriously guys, cheesy fiesta potatoes everywhere. In my lap, on my shirt, on my seats, on the steering wheel. Everywhere.
10/10 wouldn't do it again.
Edit: Okay, I'm obviously exaggerating, but I tried to balance the whole bowl of them on my leg, ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422693224 | 1422704679 | t3_2uag5y | t5_2to41 | 19 | getouttaear: TIFU by telling my girlfriend my best friend wanted to have sex with me
This happened about a week ago.
I (male,straight) have been with this girl for a few months. While she was at work, a good friend of mine for a few years (male, homosexual)hung out, had a bottle of whiskey between the two of us, a... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1422697256 | 1422700546 | t3_2uajva | t5_2to41 | 8 | Dragonshy_STEAM: TIFU by going to Video game club. TL;DR at bottom.
Okay, just going to start this by saying this was my first time going to the club. ( single letters that make no sense in place are the names of people, due to their request, I will not post their names upon this post, so the letter indicates their nam... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422698882 | 1422719246 | t3_2ualb0 | t5_2to41 | 193 | [deleted]: TIFU by having uncontrollable semen (NSFW)
Okay so this was a few years ago now but whenever camping gets mentioned it gets back in my mind.
So me and my girlfriend at the time were going on this weekend camping thing as part of Explorer scouts. It's scouts for people aged 14-18. She was my first sexual par... | 4 | 48.25 | |
1422699205 | 1422701503 | t3_2ualld | t5_2to41 | 30 | MRChuckNorris: TIFU actually my entire life
This might be long and I have had a few to drinks so bare with me. I have been around computers since before they were a thing. My father has and will always be a computer guy. Often growing up he was the man people turned to when your comp needed fixing. He never charged a p... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1422700208 | 1422702635 | t3_2uamh3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Meowmarasta: TIFU by jumping into the ocean with my iphone and my blackberry in my pocket
So we're going on a school picnic and everyone has their electronics and here i am with my iphone and my blackberry. So we're all having fun messing around and i got both my phones in my pocket and i FU by jumping into the sea wit... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422700777 | 1422703491 | t3_2uamys | t5_2to41 | 12 | omc-throwaway597: TIFU when I realized what I heard
A little context. My parents are usually the only people in the living room, because everyone else is plastered in front of a laptop in their rooms.
When I was 17 I began to notice when the living room got quiet, lights off, early in the evening. It meant my parents ... | 3 | 4 | |
1422700377 | 1422712336 | t3_2uamm1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | celphpolo: TIFU by taking a crap in a Math tutor's house
So, this happened like 5 years ago.
I was in the 8th grade and i was really bad at Maths at the time, so my mother and father decided to take me to a math tutor who they knew pretty well at the time.
Anyways, in that private class, we were like 6-7 of us who pr... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422700617 | 1422780940 | t3_2uamu3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | sm83sw: TIFU by getting sucked into the reddit time suck.
vinniemfl: Today is the Gasparilla festival in Tampa, FL, big drunk fest. Worked from 10pm-6am (gotta love inventory shifts). Supposed to go to bed so I could drive my GF and her friends that came down from out of state there around noon (DD as well). Here I... | 3 | 1 | |
1422703715 | 1422791279 | t3_2uaplt | t5_2to41 | 35 | throwawaydildodad: TIFU by leaving my dildos for my son to find NSFW
Backstory: I separated with my wife a few years ago. I have a son in highschool who lives with me on a regular basis.
To the fuckup:
I live, besides my son, by myself. Every now and then I crave something in my asshole. So this morning i grab 3 of ... | 5 | 7 | |
1422703792 | 1423140724 | t3_2uapo4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Thedumbestgirl: TIFU by snapchatting with a married man and falling in love with him (long!)
Ok until now I was just a reddit reader. But I feel so overwhelmed by this that I thought this was the place to share and feel a little better.
So, a few months ago I was close to starting a blog (which is like 4 months old no... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1422708665 | 1422726202 | t3_2uaub8 | t5_2to41 | 326 | obvstempthrowaway: TIFU by throwing away the wrong box.
Well, yesterday.
Update for day 2 here: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2uev9k/tifu_by_throwing_away_the_wrong_box_part_2/
Pt 3 here: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2uii4a/tifu_by_throwing_away_the_wrong_box_and_getting/
*Latest update: 10:28*
**E... | 8 | 40.75 | |
1422710400 | 1422729864 | t3_2uaw7j | t5_2to41 | 297 | Fateful: TIFU by farting on a customer...
**This post was deleted on the weekday, by popular request I'm reposting it on the weekend to not break Rule 11.**
So a little back-story before we get into this menagerie of fun. Me and my coworkers overnight have a twisted game we call "Ninja Shits" basically your objective ... | 5 | 59.4 | |
1422708475 | 1422725257 | t3_2uau4u | t5_2to41 | 344 | creamcb: TIFU by farting my wife awake
This morning I woke up to my wife gagging herself out of bed. Apparently I had farted in my sleep and the smell was so bad she couldn't stay in bed anymore. Now instead of having a nice Saturday morning we got up at 6am because of how bad my farts smell.
She said she felt like sh... | 7 | 49.142857 | |
1422712230 | 1422715839 | t3_2uayal | t5_2to41 | 7 | Carpenter_816: TIFU by binge eating after juice fasting for 7 days
flippermode: That's an awesome story! Good luck on your weight loss
Carpenter_816: Thanks, looking forward to getting back in shape, and not the round kind!
flippermode: I wonder why your story is being down voted? I enjoyed it
Carpenter_816: I didn't ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422712889 | 1422715271 | t3_2uaz2f | t5_2to41 | 96 | CynicalAffection: TIFU by throwing up on my boyfriend's dick..
Yep.. had to wait til the weekend to post. Happened a few days ago.
So let me start the story with this PSA; squirting orgasms are the BEST. I know I know, they're messy and can leave the furniture smelling kinda funny, but OMFG! My boyfriend unlocked thi... | 5 | 19.2 |
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