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1422712887 | 1422713283 | t3_2uaz2b | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a sweet old lady the middle finger
I was driving my car on the freeway when I reached one of those weave areas so I can exit. Well another car a bit behind me in the lane I'm trying to get into wanted to get onto the freeway but instead of just moving into my lane behind me, the person acceler... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422712449 | 1422720255 | t3_2uayk1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU: I ended my life as I knew it
phoenixbenji: So I wanted to clear a few things up. She told you all these things about herself and you couldn't handle it? And you wanted to be her first, so that means she would be yours, as well? I can't imagine the pain of death when it's the love of your life. It's a ... | 13 | 0.846154 | |
1422713945 | 1422744435 | t3_2ub0g9 | t5_2to41 | 78 | noobandroid: TIFU by having my girlfriend give a striptease to my classmates
This happened earlier this week. I was doing a group project online and we were collaborating using video conferencing. We took a snack break, the computer is in the bedroom so I went to the kitchen to make a sandwich. While in the kitchen my ... | 6 | 13 | |
1422713008 | 1422751543 | t3_2uaz7g | t5_2to41 | 153 | nbw2518: TIFU by explaining to my mom how somebody dies.
So it began as my family and I were watching some History Channel show about the deadliest in the west, or something. There's a point in the show were, obviously, someone shoots a man in the chest and he dies immediately. I, being the nitpicking asshole I am, poi... | 5 | 30.6 | |
1422714677 | 1422735206 | t3_2ub1fi | t5_2to41 | 814 | Throwmeaway019283746: TIFU by letting my 16 year old butt-munch of a sister use my iPad
Alright so. About a year ago, my mom adopted a 15 year old girl. She's fit into the family well and she and I interact like most sisters do. As the older sister I am prone to light hearted teasing, and occasionally stealing her iPho... | 12 | 67.833333 | |
1422715069 | 1422748575 | t3_2ub1yr | t5_2to41 | 16 | brothersawdick: TIFU by accidentally showing my 5 year old brother porn
I was reading the "What's your fetish and how did you discover it?" Askreddit thread when I came across people mentioning "chicks with dicks" and Bailey Jay. I decided to do some, ahem, research found some dirty pictures of her.
Then I got distra... | 4 | 4 | |
1422709563 | 1422776879 | t3_2uavat | t5_2to41 | 15 | 618pereira: TIFU by playing csgo
it was like any other Saturday night, i would hop on steam and play some cs with my mates. However this night left me with half of my toenail missing and a hole in my wall.
I was in a heated comp match when i felt something on my foot (bare footed cause i like to rub my feet against t... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422718727 | 1422833042 | t3_2ub1yn | t5_2to41 | 663 | skelpie: "Might as well have that threesome now!"
time4ticklefight: I'm here for the gangbang
Gonffs: So that's what you mean by "ticklefight".
Changchad: Did someone maybe said kiss kiss?
a_fking_feeder: maybe a **little** touching my penis?
TheJonesSays: She's not Jenny.
serkitry: I've taken a reddit hiatus and I kee... | 12 | 55.25 | |
1422715703 | 1422717327 | t3_2ub2vk | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ragsy3: TIFU Got suspended for "bullying", Learned how shitty our school system is...
So i have been having a week from hell. Thurs day, two boys would not shut up in Science. So in my loud and obnoxious voice, " SHUT UP! YOU ARE BEING VERY ANNOYING!"
So Yesterday(Friday) i get called to the office after 1st period. ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422712508 | 1429687625 | t3_2uaymk | t5_2to41 | 3 | iamneverdoingthatagn: TIFU Digested a “large quantity of controlled substance”
sexualcatperson: Can you hint at said substance?
iamneverdoingthatagn: My friend said it was THC. But I smoked weed and ate weed brownies before and this has never happened. Now I can look back and laugh at myself lol.
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1422715545 | 1422716244 | t3_2ub2nn | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling one of my students it's ok to poop in a urinal.
Years ago…
I’m working as a special education teacher with upper elementary/middle school (grades 5-8) students on the autism spectrum.
This was a memorable year for it was… “THE YEAR OF THE POOP BANDIT!”
Or as it would turn out later… “THE Y... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1422716545 | 1422728580 | t3_2ub43a | t5_2to41 | 2 | HotMessinFL: TIFU and cheated on my boyfriend
HotMessinFL: We do have a somewhat open relationship.......I *know* that he has another woman he sleeps with (remember I said there's a different TIFU discussion?). But until last night I never even wanted to be with someone else. And, actually, I didn't *want* to be wit... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422717194 | 1422726322 | t3_2ub52e | t5_2to41 | 19 | mobie5577: TIFU Ordering a coffee before my date.
This incident occurred just a few minutes ago. So I'm on my way to my first date ever with this girl I've never meet before. We have been talking over textmessanges a while though, and she seems like a 10/10!
So we decided to meet up finally. As I did arrive pretty ea... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1422716211 | 1422720465 | t3_2ub3m4 | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by leaving my phone next to me on my bed, showing my cock and balls to my dad, and coming out.
To start this off, I'm an 18 year old bisexual male. No throwaway account because fuck it.
TIFU, Not today though, this happened about 2 years ago when I was dating a guy I was very close to at the ti... | 5 | 15.2 | |
1422716729 | 1422719095 | t3_2ub4dh | t5_2to41 | 7 | RPShep: TIFU by trying to help a friend through a divorce
This was actually about 15 years ago.
Early in college, I worked at an art supply story. One of the managers was this woman about 10 years older than me (we'll call her Dawn). We were pretty good work friends, but we didn't hang out much outside of work except... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422718564 | 1422720165 | t3_2ub79t | t5_2to41 | 10 | AndroidRepresENT: TIFU by eating a cheeseburger
Sorry for formatting, over-detail, etc., currently on mobile.
Obligatory "this happened tuesday."
So the dinner for the night was bacon cheeseburgers. Hell yes. Once mom plated them and etc. I noticed the meat was a bit pink. I didn't think about it again. I scarfed dow... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422718784 | 1422719423 | t3_2ub7n4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by contemplating suicide
WippitGuud: It's an even greater fuck up to go through with it.
Busth: She's the one family that I have. My parents are divorced narcissist with narcissistic family's behind them. We seperated for about a year and a half and it was horrible. Nothing felt right. I dated other pe... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422720006 | 1422848654 | t3_2ub9l7 | t5_2to41 | 63 | WinstonTSmith: TIFU when i stopped holding my grandmothers hand for 5 seconds.
My grandmother is Italian, hence a short, hairy, hobbit like creature at her old age of 90. Dont misunderstand, i love my grandmother, but I'm simply trying to describe her and thats the best way how to. She is 4 foot 9 inches and her goat... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1422713422 | 1422739406 | t3_2uazrg | t5_2to41 | 19 | mybabyshootmedown: TIFU giving my dad my cellphone
This TIFU happened years ago, my dad didn't have a cellphone and he had to go in a work trip, so i gave him mine. But once he left, I remembered that in the photo gallery there were TONS of nude photos of me. I was like OH GOD NO NO NO NO and started to imagine my poor... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1422720855 | 1422837476 | t3_2ubb2w | t5_2to41 | 1,544 | Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi: TIFU by shaving every single hair on my body for a "federal drug test"
They're never actually today right? Sometimes you read another TIFU and all of the memories come back to you. I applied for the railroad sometime in the spring of 2003, months having gone by now. February 2004 I hit play on my an... | 9 | 171.555556 | |
1422721081 | 1422762268 | t3_2ubbif | t5_2to41 | 45 | Padrona: Tifu by posting on Craigslist
So tonight I fucked up by listening to my clamburger. I was feeling like having a little fun and being as I was alone in a hotel room I thought what the heck I'll get some booty. This is completely out of character for me but fueled by a few drinks and questionable choices in tele... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1422723160 | 1422765027 | t3_2ubf9c | t5_2to41 | 14 | NilsakHorvath: TIFU by agreeing with my girlfriend
I have never been a morning person. This morning, my girlfriend (who I recently started seeing again after a complicated breakup) and I were lying in bed when she started commenting that her boobs are small.
I wrapped my arms lovingly around her and whispered warmly i... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1422723139 | 1422746312 | t3_2ubf81 | t5_2to41 | 10 | goingtothegunrange: TIFU by leaving my GPS attached to the windshield when I got home.
Normally I'm pretty good about not leaving it in the car but this time I had a party to go to and I was in a hurry.
After I got back from the party I was sitting on the porch having a slice of pizza. This guy comes walking by my ca... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422722881 | 1422736152 | t3_2uber4 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Monochrome21: TIFU by agreeing to a foursome
Happened a couple months ago, but it haunts me to this day.
So, it's my first week at college, and I'm going through that "must make friends" phase and I'm talking to everyone. In my first class, I meet this really cool girl. She's into the things I'm into and she's really ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1422723501 | 1422727240 | t3_2ubfx2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ManOverboard123: TIFU by joking around with a close friend on Facebook
So, basically, I posted a picture of myself on Facebook showing my progress in regards to losing weight over the past 5 or 6 months. It was all thanks to two friends of mine who motivated me to go to the gym and continue to push myself. Without th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422726457 | 1422764282 | t3_2ublh1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Bacon_Runner: Tifu by getting in a taxi at 3am, paying over £100 and waking my ex up, peeing on our cat, and losing the final shreds of the dignity I once had.
Long story short this fuck up began a week last Friday, when I single handedly ruined a 4 year long relationship with what boils down to immaturity. Things were... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1422725433 | 1422759189 | t3_2ubjk1 | t5_2to41 | 1,259 | [deleted]: TIFU by knocking my girlfriend unconscious infront of her mother.
Today, this happened.. In a very snowy Sweden...
My girlfriend and I have been an official couple just over 1 year now and we're doing great! She lived about 55miles (340miles for you Americans, I'm Swedish!) from where I live and she moved t... | 13 | 96.846154 | |
1422723899 | 1422735892 | t3_2ubgnm | t5_2to41 | 24 | eyerobot4: TIFU by sleeping with my roommate's crush
My roommate has had a crush for over a year now and has hooked up with this girl before. Other than that he really has not done much about it so I haven't really worried. I had her over one night to finally consummate our five dates together after I met her on the sw... | 4 | 6 | |
1422725961 | 1422728660 | t3_2ubkky | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my daughter run around without a diaper on.
I was letting my daughter run around without a diaper after her bath. While I was bent putting my shoes on she happily runs over to me and gives me a piece of poop. Dumbfounded and not thinking I grabbed it. While I was staring at it confused she pu... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422726934 | 1422730626 | t3_2ubmfb | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by signing up for Pornhub Premium
I posted this during the week unsure if it broke the weekend rule or not, but apparently it did so I'm reposting.
A couple of days ago I was having some quality alone time with my website of choice, Pornhub, when I noticed that you can get a 2 day membership to the pre... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422728330 | 1422732226 | t3_2ubp82 | t5_2to41 | 12 | dronefail: TIFU by trying to catch a drone
Can't type at the moment. Will post more later.
Moral of the story, let the drone land by itself.
TLDR: Tried to catch a flying drone, it didn't go well.
Proof:
http://imgur.com/tqvmAvf
http://imgur.com/s6rvIxX
smacktheripper: Dude, I'm pretty sure you should be sober when ... | 3 | 4 | |
1422728374 | 1422817272 | t3_2ubpbe | t5_2to41 | 26 | salinick: TIFU by watching porn with Airplay still turned on while my GF was watching TV. NSFW
So I have been dating this girl for a few years and we are also best friends. We talk about everything and super chill about everything, except for porn. She thinks it's normal for guys to do it, but not this guy. She thinks ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1422728388 | 1422729268 | t3_2ubpcn | t5_2to41 | 129 | tifuthrowout: TIFU by getting shit all over the place my first time having sex, including on the girl.
Here's the obligatory note that this was not today, but actually 2 years ago. I am just now getting over my embarassment and am ready to share the story because now I can laugh about it while I cry about it.I may go i... | 4 | 32.25 | |
1422728630 | 1422728936 | t3_2ubptf | t5_2to41 | 3 | Gamebrah: TIFU By Accidentally Being A Dick To A Disabled Person
Now, this didn't happen today, happened a little less than a year ago, maybe a year ago, but it happened. Here we go.
Alright, little bit of context, there's this disabled dude at my school, right? He's not a nice guy. Purposefully runs over people's fe... | 3 | 1 | |
1422728835 | 1422759456 | t3_2ubq74 | t5_2to41 | 94 | 47_Year_Old_Woman: TIFU by wanking with hair gel (NSFW)
Context: I live at home with my two parents and my brother. My parents both work and were both have been gone since Monday on their anniversary to Vegas. Anyway, my brother and I walk to the same school every morning but on Fridays, I get out at 10:30 today becaus... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1422724196 | 1422749659 | t3_2ubh66 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Buckwhal: TIFU and now there's a seven legged spider looking for revenge
I live in an old house. It's dusty, creaky, poorly insulated, and there's flies and spiders everywhere. So this morning I wake up to see a big ole spider right above my head and decide it has to die. Grab a tissue, reach up and smack that bitch up... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1422728225 | 1422741618 | t3_2ubp10 | t5_2to41 | 7 | GreenGlitterDawg: TIFU by trying to relax on a Friday night.
Friday night, no kids, just the wife and me and some good movies on Netflix. So of course it's time to try out my new glaucoma meds.
Since my wife was dealing with a horrible sinus/cold thing she got this week, I figured I had the night more or less to myse... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422731303 | 1422777108 | t3_2ubv2e | t5_2to41 | 9 | LatinAladdin: TIFU by trying to be a good boyfriend.
This tifu happened a few months ago. So i'll start off by saying that i don't fart around my gf, I don't know why I just don't like to. So i have a habit of holding them in for long periods of time. It got to the point that i'd start getting pains in my stomach so i ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422723878 | 1422746469 | t3_2ubgm5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | that_will_do_sparky: TIFU with another crazy ex story.
TIFU (and also over the past couple months leading up to today)
Here's my first and probably only post, I created an account just for this so here we go.
Met a girl a few months back at the end of the summer, when I used to work at a gas station, I was 19 at the... | 4 | 2 | |
1422731502 | 1422753954 | t3_2ubvg6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | chaotic_windmill: TIFU by not getting my husband some milk.
Yesterday was my husband's first payday from his new job. As a celebration, he went out with a buddy last night while I stayed home with our son. Around 4am he stumbled in and passed out. I'm a little perturbed but figure no biggie...he deserves it. He works n... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422732349 | 1422737466 | t3_2ubx49 | t5_2to41 | 5 | mitchrut: TIFU Vaping in a non-smoking hotel room
I am working on a feature film and I have real long days. I was on my last day in a nice hotel. My company was going to move me to a hotel closer to location. I'm laying down on the bed in my underwear tooting away on my vape blowing massive clouds, now mind you I'm in ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422732176 | 1422777878 | t3_2ubwse | t5_2to41 | 19 | hotmacchiato: TIFU by accidentally putting my vibrator in my backpack...
Ahhh reddit I'm soo embarrassed!
This morning I'd woken up really early, and decided to start the Saturday off right. So I pulled out my vibrator, had some fun, and then fell back asleep.
I ended up waking up late for a breakfast meeting with t... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1422731657 | 1422734184 | t3_2ubvsd | t5_2to41 | 5 | drdeadringer: TIFU By Honestly Switching The Names Of To Black Neighbors
This happened last night.
I'm walking home from an honest, hard day at work and a difficult day at therapy, after an honest hard week at work; brain is fried, needing a weekend and a good night's sleep. I get off the train and am half a block at ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422732366 | 1422766508 | t3_2ubx5i | t5_2to41 | 19,604 | g4vr0che: TIFU by Kissing My Girlfriend
WARNING! YouTube link to narration at the bottom that may auto play for some people. Headphone discretion advised!
So unusually for me, this didn't happen today. It was a couple of weeks ago.
I've been dating my GF now for about a month and a half, and everything is going grea... | 22 | 891.090909 | |
1422733208 | 1422737992 | t3_2ubytk | t5_2to41 | 9 | Pi-Guy: TIFU by thinking windmills were funny
I've got a full mirror in my bedroom and I thought it would be funny if I swung my dick around in circles like a windmill
It's been like 10 minutes and my balls still hurt
lemadhatterx3: TIL about something I wish I could try if I was a guy
Pi-Guy: It sounds fun!
But that... | 3 | 3 | |
1422724281 | 1422756325 | t3_2ubhcs | t5_2to41 | 47 | Tawnyk: TIFU by wearing the wrong coat to work
Edit: I'm a female
It was actually Tuesday, but ...
I was working in a venue (a Catholic church, nonetheless) that was cold so I grabbed a coat from my car. Usually I keep my dressy wool coat in my vehicle during the week because it is work appropriate, but I spilled bre... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1422733706 | 1422783660 | t3_2ubzsq | t5_2to41 | 587 | steev87: TIFU by discovering my nemesis is ADVIL LIQUI-GEL
Allow me paint you a picture.
It's a lovely sunny morning, steev87 slumbers in blissful ignorance of his hangover. His lovely wife draws the curtains allowing the full force of the suns rays to enter the room, abruptly ending the aforementioned bliss with a... | 5 | 117.4 | |
1422733488 | 1422736576 | t3_2ubzdl | t5_2to41 | 9 | Atticus1389: NSFW(Possibly)TIFU-More like the past two days. How I stepped into dark, creepy territory messaging a woman.
As of 2015, I am a complete fuck-up. Hooray, A new year to fuck-up royally.
This will be a horrible story with a glowing nugget of information for anyone new to online dating.
So, I have an OK-... | 3 | 3 | |
1422718320 | 1422831954 | t3_2ub6uc | t5_2to41 | 2 | xD322x: TIFU by working out for the first time in 8 months
Isn't front page material, but just wanted to put it up to stop someone else from the same dumb thing I did.
So anyways, yesterday, my best friend texted me asking if I wanted to go to planet fitness with him, I immediately thought no but decided to surprise b... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422734479 | 1422743024 | t3_2uc1c0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | nicotineswans: TIFU by trying to Facebook stalk someone.
I work in a small store in a very small town. It being a small town, everyone knows each other (for the most part) and the store is sort of a "community hub" if you will; people stop by all the time to chat. I'm sort of new in town, so I still occasionally forget... | 4 | 2 | |
1422736672 | 1422737275 | t3_2uc5u8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | KingQuantic: TIFU by peeing in the dark.
Woke up at 6:00AM, got up to pee. Didn't turn on lights since I could still make out the dim outline of the toilet bowl. As I started peeing, I realized that the sound the pee was making was not the normal "sss" of liquid hitting the surface of the toilet water, but in my tire... | 3 | 5 | |
1422737008 | 1422757857 | t3_2uc6hf | t5_2to41 | 9 | imessedupreallybad: TIFU by thinking I killed my roommate's dog
Bit of backstory first. My roommate has this insanely adorable dog. He's apparently a puggle, but he looks more like a beagle, with only a slightly short nose. We've been rooming together for a month so far and I love her dog, but she's extremely picky abo... | 3 | 3 | |
1422737935 | 1422756597 | t3_2uc8am | t5_2to41 | 655 | throwaway156914964: TIFU: went through my husbands browser history (NSFW)
TIFU. My husband went on a trip for work, and when he returned I went through his browsing history. Big mistake.. Horse porn. I can't even look at him the same anymore. So then I snooped on his reddit. Yep subscribeds to furrys and picturesofhors... | 12 | 54.583333 | |
1422737798 | 1422739274 | t3_2uc818 | t5_2to41 | 4 | life_of_ragret: TIFU by shitting on the floor of a hotel storage room
I need to get this off my chest and I'll try to keep it short...
My spouse and I picked up an old friend visiting town for a little road trip to get BBQ and see the state. We went to a couple different BBQ spots and absolutely gorged on delicious s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422739338 | 1422742207 | t3_2ucb5b | t5_2to41 | 8 | Davidlinder: Tifu by making fun of wiccans
This happened about 10 minutes ago and of course happened while I was reading Tifu.
So a little back story, I am an US Navy Submariner, and an atheist. My wife works at a place that takes young sailors to fun places around Seattle, in a huge van.
Well today, (right now act... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422738429 | 1422785851 | t3_2uc9b7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by locking myself out of my own bathroom. I'm unsure how.
I'm living in a basement apartment I rent with a friend. He's gone for the weekend. After I took a shower, I realised my towel smelled like shit. I couldn't care to put it in the washer, so of course the next reasonable option was to leave it dry... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422739594 | 1422760898 | t3_2ucboq | t5_2to41 | 3 | haroldhaggins: TIFU by borrowing someones phone NSFW
Hello, so I asked my friend who is a girl for her phone. She lend me her phone, and saw chrome on it, so I clicked it. I clicked a new tab to browse reddit, and I saw a website where I browse hentai, I blushed and tried to ignore it, and her phone connection is shit,... | 3 | 1 | |
1422739962 | 1422741500 | t3_2ucch7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Xiaeng: TIFU by going to the bathroom.
I was just taking a practice test for my upcoming exams at the nearby high school. It took about three hours with a couple of three minute breaks in between. Didn't get much to eat or drink before the test, so I thought to myself "Hey! Maybe I shouldn't go to the bathroom."
Well,... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422739714 | 1426390576 | t3_2ucbxl | t5_2to41 | 6 | mpo1986: TIFU By realizing that i'm darth vader
So I love star wars and Ive been really getting into the old trilogy which really only has one good movie (you should know which one) anyway I was sitting at my computer smoking the last of a blunt that I found on my bathroom floor (showering while smoking is orgasmic) wh... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422740496 | 1422752972 | t3_2ucdmd | t5_2to41 | 8 | St0rmbr34k3r: TIFU by making out with my Girlfriend
So this isn't a today i fucked up. Its more a tonight i fucked up.
So my girlfriend and I got together earlier today. We were making out and then she stopped unexpectantly and then began to seem like she was going to be sick. I led her swiftly to the bathroom where s... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1422736390 | 1422741640 | t3_2uc592 | t5_2to41 | 4 | cielos525: TIFU by trying to spook my boyfriend.
So, this didn't happen today but a couple months ago. I, for one, am extremely interested in the paranormal and supernatural. The day in question, I decided to have to discussion about it with my boyfriend. So there we were talking about ghouls and ghosts, djinn and demo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422741403 | 1422755453 | t3_2ucfei | t5_2to41 | 36 | FlappyDappison: Tifu by trying to hold a girl's hand.
This happened a month or so ago, but whatever. So I had just started talk to a girl and decided to ask her out. We met at the mall with a group of friends, and all of us talked.
I was really nervous to make a good first impression, so trying to be cute I attempted... | 6 | 6 | |
1422737422 | 1422813710 | t3_2uc7af | t5_2to41 | 4 | harry_pooter123: TIFU by accidentally being racist to a black girl
This actually happened a year ago but ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯. So I was in class talking to this religious black girl on Earth Day. Our conversation was unrelated but it swayed to the environment for some reason. Now, let me assure you, I just don't like hippies. I... | 4 | 1 | |
1422742044 | 1422772681 | t3_2ucgqr | t5_2to41 | 80 | WhiteBread6969: TIFU by buying 8 pounds of chicken
3.62kg for you metric gentlemen.
So this is the first time in my life I've had to go to the grocery store and cook completely for myself so I didn't want to fuck up. My roommates tell me they want some fried chicken tonight so I go to the meat section where they have ... | 7 | 11.428571 | |
1422742808 | 1422771429 | t3_2uci7x | t5_2to41 | 92 | Beef_Lightning: TIFU by Staying on TeamSpeak
Welp, this happened about a week ago so it doesn't exactly fit the description, but what post does?
A few things you must know first: I am a PC gamer and I talk frequently with friends on a TeamSpeak server I own.
So, the other day, I was playing Counter Strike with my fri... | 6 | 15.333333 | |
1421011379 | 1422744443 | t3_2s3g5e | t5_2to41 | 4 | g4vr0che: TIFU by helping my dad.
TL;DR: Helped my dad with a statue, and may have ruined his chances for grandkids.
Unlike most TIFUs, this actually happened today.
One of my dad's friends was moving to a new apartment today and he drafted me to help him out. Whatever, I'm a good sport, so that's fine. We get there ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422741265 | 1422745443 | t3_2ucf4o | t5_2to41 | 10 | khemical_burns: TIFU by wearing a red shirt.
about 5 minutes ago some police officers were outside my house searching for someone in my neighbors' yard and in my yard, so i ignore them, because this is typical in compton.
while i'm sitting at my desk drawing i hear someone in my house, my brother is here too, but he ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1422745256 | 1422746676 | t3_2ucn60 | t5_2to41 | 4 | DykeStrike: TiFU by believing tifu was about today
PreceededSoup: No. I don't care when it happened. If it's a good story I enjoy it regardless of the timeframe.
DykeStrike: Yeah but, they arent from today
PreceededSoup: No kidding. I just said I don't care.
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1422745132 | 1422761093 | t3_2ucmwz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep with my hand on my dick
This painstakingly event began last night, my pleasure night. Every friday night I get my groove on and enjoy pleasing myself for all the hard work I did that week, which includes lighting some candles, playing some sensual music, and having a Kleenex box and a ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422731109 | 1422747979 | t3_2ubup9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | lexieracheal: TIFU by getting drunk, ordering pizza with a special request, and embarrassing myself in front of delivery guy.
Last night my boyfriend and I decided to have some wine and got pretty drunk. That led to us deciding we wanted pizza. So being the responsible adults that we are, we decided to get domino's del... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422747308 | 1422820859 | t3_2ucr17 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally spending $84.38 on tea.
My boyfriend and I went to the mall today for some usual shopping. He needed pants, I needed cookware. Stereotypes everywhere, but I digress. We passed by Teavana. Now, I'm always tempted by Teavana whenever I walk by. Looks fancy, their samples are always pretty ... | 3 | 9 | |
1422747174 | 1422784054 | t3_2ucqro | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By complimenting a customer
I work as a bartender, and today a really cute girl walked in, and she looked about 30-35. (Right age for me)
She sat down and was looking a bit upset so when she ordered a drink i asked her for i.d. as a joke/ice-breaker. She then asked if she looked like she was that youn... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422747508 | 1422752724 | t3_2ucrek | t5_2to41 | 8 | TTUGCRACKER: TIFU When Asked to Gangbang a Girl
**TL;DR: Group of my buddies and I were asked to participate in a gangbang, wasn't till after we left the bar that we left the bar that I realized we probably could have gotten free drinks.**
So I'm sure this will get buried and half you won't believe it actually happene... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422747053 | 1422758796 | t3_2ucqkd | t5_2to41 | 4 | poplockandno: TIFU by driving two miles down the road to my doctor's office.
So this was yesterday, a super windy and cold ass motherfucking day. My usual vehicle of choice is my hoopty manual 2001 Hyundai Accent. It's a tiny hatchback with bad tires and bad brakes and it was in desperate need of an oil change. Enter h... | 4 | 1 | |
1422748348 | 1422843836 | t3_2ucsz9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | space_monkey21: TIFU Didn't ask the right questions at my job
I do desktop support and I was working on an issue yesterday (ok technically it's YIFU instead of TIFU, get over it) and screwed up because I didn't ask some important questions. Another tech, who had been working on the issue before the call came to me and ... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1422748222 | 1422813352 | t3_2ucsqf | t5_2to41 | 18 | HonestFlower: TIFU by telling a guy I am seeing I want to be his girlfriend. His respond was, "I am scared to commit"
It has been three months since this guy (let's call him Antonio) and I started seeing each other. Everything was going great and we seemed to be on the right path to become a perfect couple. However we ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1422748877 | 1422754682 | t3_2uctz4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to cover up a fart
It was the middle of the night, and I was staying at my boyfriend's house. His family eats a lot of fatty foods that I'm not used to, which wreak total havoc on my digestive system and make me fart like a clydesdale. While he was in the living room watching TV, I realized I ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1422749225 | 1422750750 | t3_2ucumy | t5_2to41 | 3 | never_bowling_again: TIFU by accidentally killing my cousin.
This literally happened today. Forgive my calmness, but it will all make sense.
A bit of background - my cousin and I were fairly close. We're not from the country we're currently in, and so that already forced us to stick together quite a bit. He immigrate... | 3 | 1 | |
1422748972 | 1422753192 | t3_2ucu6r | t5_2to41 | 286 | Grumpy_Shat: TIFU by letting my wife use my phone
So my wife and I are driving home, and Escape (pina colada song) pumps through the radio. At the moment refers to his wife as "old lady" during the song, she looks over at me and lovingly tells me that if I ever refer to her as old lady I will receive a swift chop to t... | 3 | 95.333333 | |
1422747951 | 1422760360 | t3_2ucs8p | t5_2to41 | 5 | Weenieinabottle_: TIFU by drinking out of the wrong bottle.
Throwaway, because this is very embarassing. I've been on a health kick these past couple months, and Lately I've been drinking a lot of water trying to see how clear I can get my pee.. So last night I thought it would be a good idea to pee in a water bottle s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422750428 | 1422750825 | t3_2ucwpy | t5_2to41 | 5 | shortyrei: TIFU by looking like a 10 yr old girl
So yesterday, I went out for dinner with my 3 of my girl friends at a local restaurant. We were sitting in a corner table and I was tucked away, closest to the wall, while one of my friends (let's call her Jubilee) was on the "aisle seat".
The waitress came by to introd... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422749872 | 1422754391 | t3_2ucvq5 | t5_2to41 | 22 | PhoneAccountName: TIFU by cuddling with a girl I just met
So this happened yesterday, but it's still not been 24 hours so I count it as today.
>Be me cuddling this girl I met a few days ago
>Awesome.jpeg
>She is totes hot and stuff
>We are chatting, and cuddling, really nice
>Have erection of course... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1422751132 | 1422782842 | t3_2ucy1w | t5_2to41 | 6 | sm83sw: TIFU by trusting a gas station grocery bag...
Fuck! Stopped at a gas station on the way home from a LONG day bc out of milk (and don't really have anything else to drink either except alcohol). Decided to also buy a cold bottle of wine and chips and salsa bc i have Velveeta in the fridge. Got home, husb carr... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422751228 | 1422760606 | t3_2ucy8o | t5_2to41 | 139 | koreanstumpy: TIFU by using my stump.
It's been 2 years now since I had my right leg amputated above the knee. The struggle to regain my previous level of function has been long and hard. Walking is truly a blessing.
I met my girlfriend while I was in the hospital. She is the prettiest and most caring nurse in the phy... | 7 | 19.857143 | |
1422751226 | 1422763880 | t3_2ucy8f | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a crush on my sister-in-law
I've had a crush on my sister-in-law (Allison) for several years. I'm not going to try to justify it, it's just the truth. I'm 28, my wife (Sarah) is 27, and Allison is 23. Sarah and I have been together for about 5 years, so I've watched this girl really grow up th... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1422752572 | 1422823961 | t3_2ud0ni | t5_2to41 | 120 | g6gucci: Tifu I put the pizza in at 9pm, sat down and woke up at 12am.
So I went grocery shopping yesterday and got home around 8:30pm and decided once all my shit was put up I would make a quick personal pizza. I turned on my toaster oven and put the pizza in. I want to my living room and sat down to watch some YouTub... | 6 | 20 | |
1422752650 | 1422753497 | t3_2ud0t6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | ClarksdaleGypsy: TIFU by crashing my friend's car and letting her go to jail for it.
This happened two nights ago.
Me and a couple friends went to a concert. We met a group of girls there who wanted to hang out after the show and asked us to follow them to a restaurant (I believe it was Denny's). Both my friends insi... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422753018 | 1422804876 | t3_2ud1k2 | t5_2to41 | 264 | throwawayforever2323: TIFU by having a full conversation with my boyfriend's grandma while he was still inside of me....
Okay, this wasn't today but I still had to share....
I went on vacation with my boyfriend's family. We had to share a room in their condo that had two twin beds with his grandmother. My boyfriend an... | 6 | 44 | |
1422753976 | 1422799312 | t3_2ud39v | t5_2to41 | 7 | Imaginary_girl: TIFU by watching my husbands sex tape with his ex
TIFU. Bad. I was using my husbands laptop and started looking through old random pictures, and I found an album with no title. There were a few random pictures of his cats he'd had before we met, and then wham. Nude of his ex, sucking his dick. Oh shit.... | 9 | 0.777778 | |
1422754629 | 1422782728 | t3_2ud4c1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | MrJJason: TIFU by taking a shower on a cruise
So it all started on one fateful morning during a cruise. I crawl out of bed and stumble on over to the bathroom where I begin my morning shower. Now if you have been on a cruise you know that the space is extremely tight. Once I am in the shower, I grab the shampoo and the... | 5 | 1 | |
1422754647 | 1422755252 | t3_2ud4da | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU, My laptop cord fell into the dogs water bowl!
Sad day today, I set my laptop up at the kitchen island like I normally do and went and grabbed a soda, as soon as I sat down I hear this crackling, my laptops power cord bar, is sitting submerged in the dogs water. Shit! It had dropped off the counter when... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422755861 | 1422757965 | t3_2ud6i7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | addm3plz: TIFU by Convincing everyone at work I am gay to not get fired.
Let me just start off by saying there is nothing wrong with being gay, the mannerisms are a bit funny to me, but I do not mean to offend anyone.
There is a TL;DR
Grammer/spelling is not good this late by the way.
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So at work there was this ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1422756466 | 1422785128 | t3_2ud7kg | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing my work deadline
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk my team leader. She just gave me the fucking hardest task, the most task as well.
Another gurl got 2 do nothing and had time to play all day.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK me anyway for not standing up to myself and telling how unfair it was to me.
FUCKKKK... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422756515 | 1422784340 | t3_2ud7nf | t5_2to41 | 17 | poopalways: TIFU by mistaking a loving father for a creep.
This happened last month but whatever.
Let me set the mood, I'm a younger utility engineer in a field where everyone is at least 10-30 years older than me. Well I went on a buisness conference trip with my boss to learn about the "New" technologies in my fi... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422757002 | 1422758592 | t3_2ud8h5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By doing imperial to metric conversions in my head
I was trying to figure out the weight of this six pack of 1.5 litre water bottles I was carrying. So I remembered that water is roughly 7 lbs per gallon, a gallon is a bit more than 4 litres, etc etc etc.
Then I lost track and decided maybe it'd be bet... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422755471 | 1422758141 | t3_2ud5tu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my cousin ride a bike
So, a little background- I'm about 15 at the time, my cousin is 17 and he goes to a military school. We get rowdy whenever we hang out together and we like to go out to places like Wal-Mart and dick around (i.e. going around, having foam sword fights in the produce secti... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422758427 | 1422796018 | t3_2udawy | t5_2to41 | 9 | isaihtb11: TIFU by sending my crush $50
So, I really liked this girl in my High School class. She was pretty, and seemed nice, and we would always talk. So, my way of showing my 'appreciation' was sending her $50 in gift cards. Little did I know this was a bad idea. Right after I sent the money, I told her that I had a... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1422758582 | 1422999716 | t3_2udb6p | t5_2to41 | 477 | [deleted]: TIFU by introducing my kid to Siri
TIFU by teaching the 8 year old to use Siri.
After about an hour of semi-humorous
banter, the 8 year old asks Siri to remind
her to fart in her moms face in 20 minutes.
That fucking Australian accent makes her
sound a little more innocent, but that bitch
set a timer! ... | 7 | 68.142857 | |
1422757889 | 1422767811 | t3_2uda0v | t5_2to41 | 15 | yourgarbageman: TIFU by giving a friend shitty gym shorts
So a couple days ago, I was in gym class. I was planning on not dressing based on the fact that I was sick. My friend "Josh" had forgotten his clothes, and was wondering if I had an extra pair of shorts. I handed him mine, which were reversible. White on the ins... | 5 | 3 | |
1422759587 | 1422770738 | t3_2udcwx | t5_2to41 | 12 | Bayougrande: TIFU by not knowing that a girl didn't like me but my good friend
So, lets start from the beginning.
Lets call the Girl i liked Jessica. I first met her at a party and got her number towards the end of the party, but my friend got her number first. (the guy that fucks me and her up). So we started snapchat... | 5 | 2.4 |
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