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1422760542 | 1422763708 | t3_2udejx | t5_2to41 | 6 | EsssCopAy: TIFU by reading the title of a TIFU post to my girlfriend.
This evening after we smoked a bunch and watched black sails I jumped on reddit real quick before bed. I saw a post that does slightly pertain to my girlfriend which happened to be the following:TIL overweight or obese girls are at least 15% more lik... | 3 | 2 | |
1422760975 | 1422763671 | t3_2udf8s | t5_2to41 | 1 | mnhgreass: TIFU by Kissing My Girlfriend
mnhgreass: what reposting?
PrisonPandas: You even left in the edit thanking people for all the supportive comments.
akative909: looks like it's a different user reposting a front page TIFU. Pretty sad.
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1422760063 | 1422953547 | t3_2uddqx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU Submission title suggestion for incidents that didn't occur the same day that the post is made
GksCxokb1tf0GUhw76LUaa7xKJoNmRkesy6enXaEildER7HmYuMUmJU6UmkNnfGksCxokb1tf0GUhw76LUaa7xKJoNmRkesy6enXaEildER7HmYuMUmJU6UmkNnfGksCxokb1tf0GUhw76LUaa7xKJoNmRkesy6enXaEildER7HmYuMUmJU6UmkNnfGksCxokb1tf0GUhw76LUaa7... | 4 | 1 | |
1422761683 | 1422910028 | t3_2udgf1 | t5_2to41 | 307 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get my sister to stop being an attention whore.
I have a 12 year old younger sister. She's in 6th grade, and, like most extroverted sixth graders, tends to be rather obnoxious/dramatic to get a reaction out of people.
Everyday after school she makes my mom and I listen to her "talk about... | 6 | 51.166667 | |
1422761167 | 1422764729 | t3_2udfjr | t5_2to41 | 7 | SheZowRaisedByWolves: TIFU by going to Walmart
My diet has been nothing but pepperoni pizza hot Pockets since I was broke as fuck. I went to walmart to buy groceries when the sudden urge to shit hit me. While my face turned constipated red and my asshole shrunk 3 times its size, I waddled my way to the bathroom. I didn... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422762836 | 1422765935 | t3_2udia9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity to a random guy on reddit! NSFW
**person on reddit who I did the do with, if you see this.. it was still pretty great and you're lovely and this is my way of dealing with my own. Life. Stuff. Yes.**
So, this happened a few hours ago... I'm still wondering if it's a fuck up or not... | 4 | 1 | |
1422762842 | 1422763490 | t3_2udiaq | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by man-scaping for the first time... without a clue of how to do it. NSFW
My pubic area is currently lobster red and burning in itching and pain.
But let's back up...
I'm 22 years old, male, US Marine, currently a student. My fiance and I have talked a little about how it might be interesting if I man... | 4 | 3 | |
1422743298 | 1422822889 | t3_2ucj7n | t5_2to41 | 22 | SidDickless: TIFU I was 8, shit myself, not a fuck found.
I was maybe 8 so I didn't know anything about stomach bugs. Without knowing I had one, I farted and shit filled my pants. I was too embarrassed to tell my parents, so I cleaned up myself. Got most of the shit off my underwear, put on a new pair, and threw the sh... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1422763886 | 1422860334 | t3_2udk04 | t5_2to41 | 14 | LordofShit: TIFU by getting to second base with my step mom
So I'm a normal guy, decently fit, decently tall, decently diabetic, but I do have a thirst for milk. So Imagine my surprise when I come over to my father's house for the weekend, and find THREE jugs of it. Thought I was about to have a aneurysm from sheer de... | 7 | 2 | |
1422764523 | 1422902872 | t3_2udl0l | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be sexy (NSFW?)
My SO and I are college students. On this particular night, my SO is particularly stressed due to grad school applications. I decide to make this better by seducing him with kisses.
I started to nibble his ear (he loves that shit) but I guess he was shocked by my forwardnes... | 8 | 9.125 | |
1422762553 | 1422766005 | t3_2udhsq | t5_2to41 | 11 | Buttplugbutt: TIFU by leaving hash chocolate on my bed
I got given some hash chocolate yesterday, just one piece but this stuff is potent as hell. 7 ounces in one block, one piece is enough to knock me on my ass and if I have two it's definitely gonna be bed time soon. So I decide I'll have it before I go to bed, just ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422765260 | 1422771883 | t3_2udm68 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Shiol: TIFU by laughing in the restroom
-Glitterous-: I feel like you left out the most important part of the story??
Shiol: Yeah I guess where the fu was? just thought that laughing while a stranger is farting on the toilet can be awkward
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422764769 | 1422835446 | t3_2udlf4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | icefire6182: TIFU by running over my own foot with my own car
TIFU by running over my own foot with my own car, without anyone driving the car.
Ironically, the day started with me going to file my taxes to get that tax return. Upon leaving the office, my car stalls, midway to me turning into a busy street. It is about... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1422766010 | 1422837508 | t3_2udncb | t5_2to41 | 29 | marshallu2018: TIFU by misjudging a girl's anatomy
This was back in May of 2014, the night of my senior prom. Prom went well, it was actually kind of boring though because high school kids don't really dance, they just do a somewhat twist on humping/grinding which is stupid and not even fun. Anyway, after the prom, my ... | 9 | 3.222222 | |
1422766061 | 1422770743 | t3_2udnf9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | yourdudelyness: TIFU by falling asleep on the bus
Now most people will see this as obvious, well duh, dont sleep on a bus silly. However, I'm a very light sleeper, and have never missed a stop in my years of bus riding.
After a particularly grueling day at work, I hop on the regular bus I take to get home. However, I... | 4 | 3 | |
1422765934 | 1422769603 | t3_2udn8c | t5_2to41 | 1 | ninjafox250: TIFU by getting frustrated with ingredients
My girlfriend has a number of allergies including soy. We were trying to find a soup she could eat because the store was out of the one she usually bought. A lot of products are listed with things like "canola and/or soy oil." My understanding is that this is bec... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1422768472 | 1422771895 | t3_2udr84 | t5_2to41 | 57 | God_of_Trolling: TIFU by letting my brother play with a used condom
So, this happened today.
I received a call from my mother near the end of school. She asked if I could pick up my younger brother from elementary school. Well, sure, why not. Anything to postpone my homework.
I drove to the elementary school, and wai... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1422767875 | 1422770053 | t3_2udqbf | t5_2to41 | 8 | Takersgonnatake: Tifu by blaming my best friend for identify theft
This story doesn't start on a high note. I was little around 12 i imagined it would be a great idea idea to collect albums like music albums. Being the dumbass i am i decided to steal my moms cretid card to buy the albums i wanted i bought all sorts sl... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422763817 | 1422974335 | t3_2udjvt | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a leak in the wind
Quick background to begin with... I live with my best friend and his girlfriend. My buddy's girlfriend tends to work late hours in the food service industry. Our townhouse is two stories. I live on the second floor, while they live on the first. The second story has a balcon... | 5 | -0.8 | |
1422767283 | 1422771065 | t3_2udpd9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | HoldOnOneSecond: TIFU By being too greedy
It's a short one, and it severely hurt my pride.
A bit of backstory; I'm not 'poor' by any means, I mean, sure, I've got $1 DR in my bank account, but it's University poor. What does that mean? Well, basically, there's aplenty of avenues for me to get a good feed for free, ple... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422769118 | 1422769812 | t3_2uds6h | t5_2to41 | 5 | unraveeel: TIFU by going to my girlfriend's house (NSFW-ish?)
xweeverx: Can you not decide if it's a boy or girl? I was really confused when you first mentioned "his father"
unraveeel: i edited it, i was really typing way too fast i don't want my mom to see this shit.. she would get mad so yeah..
xweeverx: Does she br... | 5 | 1 | |
1422769748 | 1422771368 | t3_2udt3e | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: Tifu by going to Comcast with my wife
blacksmith_sd: TL;DR....~~Op~~ Op's wife went into Comcast like a boss....didn't fuck up at all.
digitaldeadstar: No, no, the wife went in like a boss.
blacksmith_sd: Edited.
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1422759981 | 1422771250 | t3_2uddla | t5_2to41 | 7 | tenchiiii: TIFU by brushing my teeth while taking a shit (spider man style)!!
(Happened at Thursday Jan,29. Couldn't post due to breaking rule 11)
Today, I was in a hurry to go to a really busy barber shop and the only way to get a cut was to book an appointment. Around 3:00 pm i was getting ready to leave, but my st... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422770086 | 1422773339 | t3_2udtlk | t5_2to41 | 4 | LumberAdam: TIFU by going to Chick-fil-A and being inebriated.
So, this happened about half an hour ago.
I'm here in Chicago on vacation, cruising around on the miracle mile, enjoying restaurant week food, great bars, etc... I just finished a great meal at Trenchermen, grabbed a cab with my girlfriend, and headed back ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422770561 | 1422784339 | t3_2uduai | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU...by trying to protect my family
So this happened yesterday. I am a stay at home dad with my 9 month old son. We were playing around and I noticed he had a dirty diaper so I take him into his room to change him and notice someone walking around the back of our house. Our "house" is actually a condo comp... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422770398 | 1422784001 | t3_2udu1b | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting something in the shower
Used my bikini trimmer hours ago. Left it in the shower...along with what was trimmed. Just realized I forgot to take care of it when I heard my roommate start the shower.
Well, shit.
tacosfalafels: i once forgot a carrot
GMDev: Why did you have a carrot in the sho... | 10 | 1.6 | |
1422770791 | 1422772551 | t3_2udun3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ryanheart93: TIFU by absentmindedly crushing a small rodent's head with my back door.
Surprisingly enough, this did happen tonight.
I live in North East Texas, and around these parts we have an annoying species of rodent known as gophers. Now these gophers aren't like the lovable gray-blue cartoon character from Win... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422772723 | 1422861653 | t3_2udx8c | t5_2to41 | 68 | rURjokesFunnyNow: TIFU by telling a girl just how confident I am with myself.
Sorry guys if my formatting is a bit weird and what not. This is my very first Reddit post but I'll do my best!
Today was the day of my grandmothers 70th birthday, so we decided to go to a Japanese Steak house. While my mother, sister, aunt,... | 12 | 5.666667 | |
1422773710 | 1422776652 | t3_2udyga | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my boss' key
I recently just changed work locations and started working for a new boss. This is a new location in general so we're still getting kinks worked out. I'm also only part time even though I'm a supervisor and leaving for a month long trip in a few days so I think I'm lower on the to... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1422772218 | 1422781817 | t3_2udwl6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | LikemyChickenCurry: TIFU by showing CoCo to my parents
Let me start by saying I was a very sheltered child, my parents thought I didn't know anything about sex or drugs.
So I saw a new music video called 'CoCo' by OT genesis, I thought it was hilarious and went to show my parents. They watched the video and asked me i... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422775316 | 1422813254 | t3_2ue0fe | t5_2to41 | 3,979 | BlondeNekromant: TIFU by giving my SO the best blowjob of his life
J-Unleashed: Well, OP, you blew it.
TheFritz1: It took me a while to figure this one out until it *came* to me.
GreenTheHermit: I don't see why, it should have been easy to swallow.
FreeHatMcCullough: These puns suck.
Xiexe: Hey now, just because we'r... | 13 | 306.076923 | |
1422775862 | 1422776425 | t3_2ue11i | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jaidog: TIFU By buying tickets before my date came
TIFU By buying tickets before my date came, she just confessed to me about a few days ago so I told myself, why not call her and arrange a date. Because I didn't really know this girl, nor am I great with conversations on first dates, I invited her to the theater to wa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422775871 | 1422819927 | t3_2ue11v | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ryan_is_my_real_name: TIFU by going fishing with the village chief.
This happened some years ago. Bit of back story. I'm on a shoestring budget holiday in Fiji with my girlfriend with next to no money. So, I'm camped up on the beach on the Coral Coast which is completely illegal but I've never been one to worry about t... | 3 | 3 | |
1422776064 | 1422781409 | t3_2ue198 | t5_2to41 | 25 | TheFeelsIsReals: TIFU by not paying attention during sex
Well last night my girl friend came over and we were sitting on the couch and she started getting touchy we started to make out and it led to the bedroom the lights were off I went to the chest by my bed to grab a condom I put it on real fast and then started goi... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1422777997 | 1422781949 | t3_2ue38l | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading closing my dads apps. He's cheating.
hippohousemaker: You shouldn't close apps without a reason on iOS or Android, the operating system can handle them better than you and it will close any that aren't needed if it needs the resources.
Edit: downvote me for giving tips yeah
Rsrulesusuk: I n... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422779072 | 1422840449 | t3_2ue4c1 | t5_2to41 | 252 | TIFUneveragain: TIFU by eating magic mushrooms and almost
EDIT: I forgot to put "dying" at the end of the title. Don't do drugs, kids.
This happened about 10 hours ago. I'm still trying to get warm and unfreeze my room..
So a little background: I've done magic mushrooms only one time, 3x smaller amount. That time tri... | 10 | 25.2 | |
1422780998 | 1422781427 | t3_2ue65n | t5_2to41 | 9 | Sweatpantstowel: TIFU when I drunkenly tried to pee in the wrong bathroom
So, I am a college student who lives on a coed floor and this is a story about why alcohol is bad. So I had a few bevs and went to bed. Then I woke up and had to pee really badly, but my brain wasn't awake yet and told me "yo bitch you can't use ... | 3 | 3 | |
1422782965 | 1422783713 | t3_2ue7zy | t5_2to41 | 27 | bikenooob: TIFU by showing my friend how to ride a bike at night
OK, I'm at a bar right now having a beer right now (I rarely drink) because I feel absolutely terrible. This happened about two hours ago. It's midnight right now.
So I've been taking a swim class because I did a sprint triathlon last year and sucked as... | 3 | 9 | |
1422783268 | 1422792298 | t3_2ue8a3 | t5_2to41 | 52 | MasterMind198134: TIFU by taking down 2400 cell sites at once and my contract terminated from the company.
So I worked as a contractor for a prominent wireless company. On my 6th straight of working 12 hour shifts. (Yes they force everyone to work one of 2 shifts. Either 6 am - 6 pm or 6 pm - 6 am and rotate every quar... | 4 | 13 | |
1422784618 | 1422786968 | t3_2ue9fx | t5_2to41 | 4 | humorousf8: TIFU by standing up for someone.
stereo420: The girl you told off prolly thought you were a bitch too.
humorousf8: I never incriminated her, just like "hey that was wrong and immature" so she probably thought I was more of a dork. But yeah. You can't stand up for people properly without being mean back so... | 4 | 1 | |
1422786451 | 1422823373 | t3_2ueax5 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Stepson420: [UPDATE] TIFU by having a party at my dad's house
Okay, so a bit of a recap here before I catch you up to speed with what happened. If you followed [my first post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2uadre/tifu_by_having_a_party_at_my_dads_house/), you'll know I invited a few college friends over to my d... | 9 | 3 | |
1422776072 | 1422792032 | t3_2ue19i | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU for forgetting my wallet.
TIFU for leaving my wallet at home.
So right after work I went to Costco to do some grocery shopping.. After me shopping for an hour or so I was ready to check out so I went ahead and stay in the line.. After about 15mins waiting in line my turn finally came. The guy at regis... | 3 | 1 | |
1422790136 | 1422874873 | t3_2uee2b | t5_2to41 | 1,786 | OfflineDater: TIFU by feverishly masturbating on a banana peel.
Alright so this literally happened about 15 minutes ago.
So I live in an apartment with 3 other guys. Normally we all had our computers and game systems set up in the living room. But recently we decided to move all of our electronics to our respective ro... | 14 | 127.571429 | |
1422791237 | 1422804146 | t3_2uef37 | t5_2to41 | 9 | foobzer: Tifu by begging a girl to go out with me.
So here I am. 23 year old male. Never had a real girlfriend. But that's not the story.
Me and some friends were going to hang out today and my friends girlfriend invited her friend *who I like and I'm pretty sure she likes me* we go out to a bar and this girl is buyi... | 3 | 3 | |
1422774502 | 1422849872 | t3_2udzf6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | YaelCohen: TIFU by Getting Drunk
So I've been in some 12-step recovery programs for drugs and alcohol for a few months now but I figured I could have a few drinks today and nothing bad would happen to me.
So I got sufficiently intoxicated and then it struck me that it would be really awesome to troll the local crisis ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422793040 | 1422841281 | t3_2uegqs | t5_2to41 | 632 | phillipToThelimit: TIFU by ordering a pizza hut pizza
Just today I got back from a 15 day work trip that took me to australia, china, and japan and during which I ate the most exotic food I'll most likely ever try. Some of the weird stuff I ate: kangaroo, pig knuckle, crab brain, fish liver, squid, beef tendon, oh and ... | 5 | 126.4 | |
1422793682 | 1422899774 | t3_2uehfh | t5_2to41 | 5,682 | randysavage2: TIFU: Having sex at GF's house while her dad was home.
Was at my girlfriends house laying down on the couch under some blankets watching a movie. My gf is really horny and she starts messing around under the covers, we know that her dad was upstairs (so we were trying to be as incognito as possible. So we... | 18 | 315.666667 | |
1422794116 | 1422807608 | t3_2uehw0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | loveisgolden: TIFU by not going to the toilet (NSFW)
This happened a few days ago and I wasn't originally going to tell this story as I feel absolutely humiliated but I saw that someone else appears to have had the same sort of awful experience as I have so what the hell!
My girlfriend and I have been together for 3 a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422794828 | 1422800035 | t3_2ueim8 | t5_2to41 | 23 | showr0b: TIFU by realising my mistake
So Internet...
I have placed an ad on a popular website here in the UK (Gumtree). The advert is for my car, the ad has been live on the website for 15 days now.. Last night I was thinking to myself why haven't I got any calls or tbh.. Anything lol. Decide to check the ad and to m... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1422796340 | 1422816669 | t3_2uek9i | t5_2to41 | 9 | freakypoppy: TIFU by sending "I love you" messages to bandmate
Yesterday I was arranging a jam for my band so my mind is pre-occupied because I'm pressured to lock our bassist for the schedule. Our bassist is a girl, who I had a frustrated relationship back in highschool. She's hot, yes, but we're just friends and my s... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422797616 | 1422851191 | t3_2uelqa | t5_2to41 | 208 | fitbitfap: TIFU by leaving my fitbit on
Recently I purchased a fitbit with the intent of losing weight for an upcoming vacation. I've been consistently going for walks everyday since my fitbit was delivered.
Today I did a quick walk around the neighborhood during a lull in the snow storm. After the walk I relaxed in m... | 9 | 23.111111 | |
1422796629 | 1422888432 | t3_2uekl3 | t5_2to41 | 280 | ILikeAllThings: TIFU by not keeping in touch with my friend
I hadn't seen my friend for six months, and I've neglected to call him more than once in that time. He lives about two hours away, so visiting often is really out of the equation. Most of our chats are just about light items, sports, poker, investing, and so... | 6 | 46.666667 | |
1422800137 | 1422817453 | t3_2ueow3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | TheBigBraumTheory: TIFU BY ASKING OUT THE WRONG GIRL
Ok, so at my high school its table tennis season. For the upcoming tournament me and my 5 team mates fly to hong kong to compete with a couple of other international schools. Everything is going well, our team is winning and everyone is happy. Finally the most exciti... | 4 | 4 | |
1422800888 | 1423064846 | t3_2uepxx | t5_2to41 | 4 | swampjedi: TIFU by accidentally insulting an armed woman
In 2006, I wasn't exactly smooth with the ladies. Engineer, heavy, awkward facial hair, and low self-esteem really don't go well together.
To get to work, I had to pass through a military checkpoint, where armed servicemembers check IDs. I think this was a Satur... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1422800163 | 1422846432 | t3_2ueoxe | t5_2to41 | 78 | Jizzipient: TIFU by calling a customer a ham
I work at Subway, and if you've ever been in one during lunch time, it's a well oiled machine behind the counter and everything runs like clockwork down to the second. I quite enjoy it too, so I'm always in good spirits whenever it's my shift.
So, it was time to put the sal... | 6 | 13 | |
1422803562 | 1422804681 | t3_2uetsa | t5_2to41 | 9 | davenukem4ever: TIFU by using humor at the wrong time
So I cut my head open, bleeding like a wrestler in the 90s,
I was in my home in a rural area, so visits are usually limited to immediate family, at least until today.
I couldn't believe as probably THE most beautiful girl walks into my house, I thought maybe I'm hal... | 3 | 3 | |
1422803578 | 1422899398 | t3_2uettm | t5_2to41 | 10 | definitelynotcheech: Hello Reddit. TIFU by eating a marijuana cookie to help with my RA.
All great stories start with a gripping opening.
It was a dark and stormy night...no, that won't work.
It was a cold winter Friday afternoon. I'm a 45 year old white guy from suburbia, in Ontario, Canada. I was diagnosed with Rheum... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422804460 | 1422839328 | t3_2uev9k | t5_2to41 | 68 | obvstempthrowaway: TIFU by throwing away the wrong box. (part 2)
Pt 1 here: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2uaub8/tifu_by_throwing_away_the_wrong_box/
Pt 3 here: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2uii4a/tifu_by_throwing_away_the_wrong_box_and_getting/
*Latest update: 08.15*
**TL;DR Jim is in jail. Still n... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1422801970 | 1422850766 | t3_2uerg8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | djembegypsy: TIFU by getting fleas from chickens
.. Not today, but still a funny story to tell...So its safe to say I wasn't the brightest child of my siblings... My older brother was the one learning advanced music at 11, whilst my sister had a very grand collection of high heels... I myself was always interested in p... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422804197 | 1422809174 | t3_2ueuu9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | FORKBEEFAGE: TIFU by evading into my friends stomach
Well, this hadn't been necessarily today, but I did post it as a short of not fully explained comment... Gosh I hate myself for this...
Either way, it had been a nice day and a friend and I got back from the local game store with Halo: Reach. It was pretty much one... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422806092 | 1422812780 | t3_2uexzw | t5_2to41 | 16 | dwarvenchaos: TIFU by having sex with my ex girlfriends poop NSFW
This was several years ago, actually. My first sexual partner and I had broken up but we would still hook up from time to time. So it was a warm summer day in Georgia and I was feeling nostalgic. We had unofficially stopped hooking up for about 2 months.... | 4 | 4 | |
1422800168 | 1422814015 | t3_2ueoxo | t5_2to41 | 13 | rosyraspberry: TIFU by serving a Lemon Sorbet Laxative for dessert
One of our favorite childhood desserts is lemon granita (sorbet). Yum, yum, yum!
As it's been pretty hot and humid here lately, I decided to make lemon sorbet from a recipe I found online. Mostly because noone has actually written down the family recip... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422811998 | 1422817241 | t3_2uf95b | t5_2to41 | 3 | Lateralus46: TIFU: My friend decides to drunkenly drive to the house of a guy stole his wife. I happily go along
Last night was nuts. So here’s the story.
A few of my friends were out last night at this little shitty bar after watching basketball all day. We are having a good time. Two of my friends are bothers, and ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422812457 | 1422836301 | t3_2ufa2r | t5_2to41 | 7,960 | I_Am_Here1: TIFU by proposing a threesome on the first date.
She had been really flirty and sexual. When I proposed the threesome I was half-joking, testing the waters, if you will(You know exactly what I'm talking about). She was was not amused. At all. Whatsoever.
TL;DR- If that's too long for you, then go fuck your... | 18 | 442.222222 | |
1422810701 | 1422842558 | t3_2uf6jr | t5_2to41 | 95 | Morendur: TIFU by trying to be a good Samaritan in a Blizzard
Short and sweet one for you today:
I was driving home from the store this morning, as I had decided to go out before the weather got worse (I'm near Chicago, it was going to get worse) and as I got to the last major intersection before home I saw a Car on t... | 5 | 19 | |
1422813655 | 1422814934 | t3_2ufcjv | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By taking a laxative. NSFW
So I've been feeling backed up lately and I thought a quick "Cleanse" would be nice. I decide to take a laxative. I drink the whole bottle and settle in for the relief. Then it dons on me, Shit I forgot my Fiance asked me to pick some things on the grocery list.
I decide to ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1422813204 | 1422815304 | t3_2ufbk9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | saronned: TIFU by taking nude selfies not realizing one of the windows is open.
So I was feeling really good and sexy. I was actually thinking of posting to gone wild or something. So I got naked in front of the bedroom mirror and started taking pictures. After 5 minutes I started to get bored and decided not to go thr... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1422814003 | 1424539107 | t3_2ufd9d | t5_2to41 | 21 | Maxzamora: TIFU by letting Amazon charge my card and not turning their service off for 3 months
So 3 months ago I had to purchase an Amazon AWS (Amazon Web Service) for school. AWS lets you do cloud computing and interesting stuff from your home in massive servers.
The service was free for one month, and I used it to ... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1422810866 | 1422824711 | t3_2uf6w2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Harryinmontreal: TIFU - how I completely embarrassed myself in meeting Michael Caine
I know that this is TIFU. This is a true event that took place back in 1999. I just wanted to give redditors some advice on how to completely ruin a chance encounter with a gracious celebrity.
I was shopping at the Banana Republic nea... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422814740 | 1422827590 | t3_2ufesd | t5_2to41 | 9 | unifuckup1234: TIFU by sleeping with my best mate
So this wasn't today but only last week and I feel that it needs to be shared and any advice could be handy.
A bit of background to my story.
I'm a first year male University student and moved into accommodation and from day one me and let say Hannah, have hit it off... | 9 | 1 | |
1422815506 | 1422880744 | t3_2ufgcx | t5_2to41 | 32 | motherchuggingpugs: TIFU by sending the wrong message to girl I was about to ask out
This happened about 10 minutes ago.
I was talking to a friend getting some advice on what to say and shit. I'd crafted the perfect message and was ready to send it. I sent it without really looking what I was doing, I just wanted to ge... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1422814237 | 1422817011 | t3_2ufdrb | t5_2to41 | 9 | I_redd_it: TIFU By Doing The Laundry.
Sooooo...I had gotten a little behind on laundry. You know what I'm talking about; when you're left with multiple loads of stinky clothes and only a couple clean non-matching socks and sweatpants to wear? The first load i put in the wash was massive - I'd like to say it was becaus... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1422814379 | 1422821033 | t3_2ufe21 | t5_2to41 | 4 | kapre-korn: TIFU by making my CEO snort in a meeting.
Now reddit here is a little bit of information:
My laugh is a funny laugh. My colleagues tries not to make me laugh too hard because they'll end up not able to contain theirs too. Why? Because I snort, and that snort induces more laughter when they hear it. It's goi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422814974 | 1423643898 | t3_2uffan | t5_2to41 | 90 | LordCommanderMormont: TIFU by talking to my girlfriend on the phone with bad reception.
So this happened a couple days ago and the shit storm is finally cooling down.
I visited my family out of state starting thursday, and I was walking down the street high while talking to my girlfriend of a year and the service was ... | 11 | 8.181818 | |
1422815271 | 1422895947 | t3_2uffvf | t5_2to41 | 392 | [deleted]: TIFU by narrating my own life
So yesterday (this actually happened yesterday) I came home from my uni library after a long study. I've got my ipod on random, and The Ten Crack Commandments by Notorious BIG comes on. I walk into my house.
I'm the kind of person who talks to myself a lot when I'm alone, and ... | 7 | 56 | |
1422811782 | 1422829893 | t3_2uf8p7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | duranfanfaye: TIFU by asking a friend if he was OK and it turned into a social media bullying frenzy
Let me start out by stating that I am part of a very large fan base of a specific singer who is very anti-bullying. I am a very kindhearted person Often, I am considered mom to many because I'm older and I do truly care... | 5 | 3 | |
1422816268 | 1422843849 | t3_2ufhxm | t5_2to41 | 9 | Mountain_Dewritos: TIFU by sleeping on my back
My experience of sleep paralysis
I was argumentating with my father because I was hungry and wanted to grab a snack before going back to my computer and game for a few more hours before calling it a night.
It was around 11PM when I went downstairs (this is where my com... | 3 | 3 | |
1422818501 | 1422826130 | t3_2ufmor | t5_2to41 | 127 | toastinrussian: TIFU by taking a shit at the gf's house
Ok. Time to tell the story. Was at the gf's house havin dinner. Went to bathroom. Locked the door. Bathroom is separated by thin sliding door so noise passes right through. Decided to shit into hand wrapped in paper towels and drop into bowl. Shit no 1 success. Be... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1422836915 | 1422869815 | t3_2ufo36 | t5_2to41 | 36 | VidiotGamer: >wrong hole
There's no such thing.
Iamstoupee: What if it's his own
VidiotGamer: He probably has a career ahead of him in porn?
Iamstoupee: Then I guess you're right there really is no wrong hole
Mr_Goop: The ear would suck tho
willis1988: If it did then it wouldn't be the wrong hole...
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1422819938 | 1422823599 | t3_2ufpph | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my fap rag out the window
This happened a few months ago in my dorm room. My roommate was out and I was cleaning some things up. One of the things I wanted to do was relocate my fap rag. I go to move it and wouldn't you know there is a spider chilling on top of it (gross). I carefully pi... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422820343 | 1422851227 | t3_2ufqj6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting mega stoned with best friends, then going to Applebees and choking on my sirloin steak in front of everyone.
So this happened and I can't believe I'm still here to tell you about it. My 4 best buddies and I decided to get "the most fucked up we can ever get tonight!" and then go eat at Appleb... | 3 | 5 | |
1422819082 | 1422828124 | t3_2ufnvs | t5_2to41 | 9 | Yankee1019: TIFU by asking a massage therapist for a same day appointment.
This actually happened two days ago.
For the preceding couple of weeks my shoulder had been bothering me so I set up an appointment with a massage therapist for Friday morning. Me being a cheapskate I wanted to save myself a couple of dollars a... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422813197 | 1422861164 | t3_2ufbjg | t5_2to41 | 33 | snipsnipow: TIFU by busting my circumcision stitches early
So I went for a laser circumcision surgery as a last resort solution to phimosis. No biggie except that I forgot that am a "grower".
Had the doc zap my foreskin and frenelum off. Went home and healed.
On the 8th day I had a raging nocturnal erection. Busted ... | 16 | 2.0625 | |
1422822015 | 1422824478 | t3_2uftzu | t5_2to41 | 2 | Num3L: TIFU by picking up some soap in the shower..
This happend a few months ago, but whatever. I was haveing my morning shower, and like normal, was washing off with a bar of soap while I brushed my teeth. Unfourtunetlly I dropped my soap, and It slid back to the drain a bit. This is where it all goes wrong, I bend o... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422822081 | 1422894749 | t3_2ufu4g | t5_2to41 | 5,270 | OliviaAmazing: TIFU by not using lube.
Okay so obligatory 'this didn't happened today it was a few months ago'.
I was seeing this guy and he had this beautiful house. His kitchen had these polished granite counter-tops and a marble floor and a big fancy breakfast bar thing etc. So one morning we're in the kitchen mak... | 10 | 527 | |
1422823953 | 1422882410 | t3_2ufy1k | t5_2to41 | 11 | Steve_Tupolib: TIFU by sending the wrongest possible picture to crush.(nsfw)
So I was chatting with my crush while wandering through r/WTF. We were joking around rich old people having much younger lovers so I decided to send a picture of such. Link sent, I decide to take a glimpse, in case I sent a wrong link, and lo:... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422825230 | 1422826384 | t3_2ug0v5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu but getting caught
It has been about 30 minutes since the incident i have not yet talked to my mom.
Basically my family had friends over and being the antisocial person that i am i went upstairs to "work" on school stuff. In reality i had no school stuff. I then proceeded to watching funny videos. Sudd... | 5 | 1 | |
1422820610 | 1422828486 | t3_2ufr4q | t5_2to41 | 7 | trisdigs: TIFU by having sex in my roommates bed while he was in the room.
This happened to nights ago. A bunch of us had just gone to a movie and had just all been dropped off back At the university. My friend that's a girl, let's call her Haley, that also came to the movie, lives in a different res on campus. Haley h... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422825733 | 1422826347 | t3_2ug1xd | t5_2to41 | 8 | MrCamster: TIFU by trying to groom myself (NSFW)
Today I fucked up whilst trying to be a cleanly man. It started with the idea that I would shave my beard and cut my hair. I was feeling pretty good and decided well I should groom my nether regions as well. This is where it goes south. Literally and figuratively.
I de... | 4 | 2 | |
1422825573 | 1422836591 | t3_2ug1l4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by blocking and overflowing a record producer's toilet
A little back-story before I begin.
1. My bowels have a tendency to act up every once in a while - as in, I won't poop for a few days, and then I'll suddenly have the greatest urge to let my shit cutter loose in what can only be described as the g... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1422827058 | 1422829018 | t3_2ug4qt | t5_2to41 | 9 | KnuckleBabySniper: TIFU by cumming on my daughter's face.
DollarStoreHotSauce: "took my daughter to the sink to wash her off" As if she's some fresh fruit you just came home with.
KnuckleBabySniper: Newborns are washed in the kitchen sink, http://m.target.com/p/blooming-bath-baby-bath/-/A-14452510
DollarStoreHotSauce:... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1422827159 | 1423075975 | t3_2ug4y6 | t5_2to41 | 50 | internetsensation1: TIFU thanks to my snapchat story
So this happened literally an hour ago and I am still shaking/shocked!
So I was snapchatting my brother and we normally send stupid ones in weird places with funny captions. I was in the bathroom on the loo and casually scrolling reddit when I get a snap from him sa... | 10 | 5 | |
1422803538 | 1422916881 | t3_2uetqw | t5_2to41 | 11 | Ispeakonlytruth: TIFU by being in the Navy
So this didnt actually happen today, this happened several years ago. I was in the Navy on a 4 year contract. The boat i happened to be on was constabtly being deployed. 4 deployments in 4 years (counting surges as deployments). Technically, it wasn't a boat...it was ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422826348 | 1422910331 | t3_2ug39p | t5_2to41 | 4 | ifuckedupgood: TIFU BY SAYING HI TO MY CRUSH
I cant seem to get it out of my head, so I thought writing it out will help.
First you have to know that I met this girl, my crush, over the summer, we had the best time, I got to know her so well and we became so close. Then Autumn came around and school started, so we di... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422827928 | 1422916936 | t3_2ug6j7 | t5_2to41 | 73 | LambManNYC: TIFU by having an affair with a MILF.
This happened a while back.
I moved to the city for work about 7 years ago. I had no friends and I knew nobody except my new roommate. In order to meet new people I decided to sign up for an acting class. I will be the first to admit that I joined the class with the so... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1422825517 | 1422840382 | t3_2ug1gn | t5_2to41 | 3 | Mystea: TIFU by drinking tea
This TIFU happened last night. (I would've posted then but I had an opening shift at a certain Canadian coffee chain to wake up early for.)
I was over at my boyfriend's place to hangout. Being the tea lover that I am, when he offered me some tea, I accepted. I was browsing imgur, taking oc... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1422827468 | 1422953967 | t3_2ug5l2 | t5_2to41 | 749 | NavyBlues26: TIFU by leaving the milk out... And the heat on... For six months
Obligatory: this wasn't today. This wasn't even this year. Kids, once upon a time I was what you'd call, an Operations Specialist in the US Navy. This story is from then.
Living in Virginia Beach as a sailor in the U.S. Navy the day befo... | 9 | 83.222222 | |
1422825818 | 1422886898 | t3_2ug244 | t5_2to41 | 454 | icecream_snob: TIFU by dripping cum and period blood all across boyfriend's parents' lush white carpet - NSFW
So here's the obligatory: This actually happened a while ago, when I was 19.
My boyfriend and I had been together about a year. We were at his house and after his parents and sister had gone to bed, we decided... | 8 | 56.75 | |
1422829221 | 1422915793 | t3_2ug98o | t5_2to41 | 6 | mistakenly_mistaken: TIFU by taking advantage of my all you can drink wristband
This happened Thursday but the repercussions are still happening today.
So last thursday I went out to my Universities bar scene. Thursdays are the bars' college pub crawl. all you can drink on tap and rail drinks. I don't usually go to th... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422828996 | 1422838848 | t3_2ug8rv | t5_2to41 | 2 | weedful_things: TIFU by getting caught by girlfriend's son.
This was several years and a couple relationships ago, but my gf and I were in her living room watching a movie. Her 15 year old son walked in and said he was leaving to go visit a friend down the street. This was the moment we were both waiting for. As soon a... | 3 | 0.666667 |
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