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1422830026 | 1422875399 | t3_2ugavj | t5_2to41 | 903 | PM_ME_YOUR_YOGA: TIFU by attending my own birthday party
Obligatory this happened 3 weeks ago.
I knew my girlfriend was planning a surprise party for me. After more than three years together you pick up on some of their nonverbal cues.
My birthday was Saturday, so I wasn't surprised when my brother called and asked... | 10 | 90.3 | |
1422830930 | 1422831902 | t3_2ugcp7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking going out all day with my friends without my bf was a good idea
I like having days where I can spend time with friends and leave my bf to do what he wants but ... Yesterday I went to a festival with my friends/acquaintances (all girls, all drinking). They had a hotel room booked with 2 guys ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422831245 | 1422834287 | t3_2ugda7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to reason with an elderly man with dementia.
I work in a nursing home as a housekeeper. This weekend, I was assigned to the Alzheimer/dementia unit. One of the residents is known for his somewhat odd behavior. He was getting into all kinds of mischief today, ripping up papers, digging through ... | 5 | 2 | |
1422832022 | 1422843857 | t3_2uges5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU three times and got kicked out of work
It also started yesterday. I woke up with a slightly soar throat and didn't think much of it. Maybe I was parched and just needed a drink? Maybe I have the start of a flu? In precaution I chugged emergency, kept a cough drop in my mouth and sucked it up for my nine... | 3 | 1 | |
1422832075 | 1422851596 | t3_2ugew5 | t5_2to41 | 23 | BirdsAreAssholes: TIFU by destroying a crime scene and getting tackled by a cop
*This is a throwaway as I do not frequent reddit, but was urged by friends to post my story on here.*
*To those of you that saw this post a few days ago. I was using reddit on my phone and ended up accidentally deleting it.*
Well reddit i... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1422832374 | 1422834937 | t3_2ugfgd | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an Asshole
My Ex Girlfriend recently broke up with me because she gets chronic UTI's and dumped me because anytime we did anything sexual she would get one. So We said we would be friends and about a day after we broke up we were chatting and she told me that she doesn't want to date anyone for... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1422831734 | 1422833940 | t3_2uge82 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By laughing at a dwarf old lady (on accident), Downgrading from Windows 8 to 7 in 1 day, and my dog ate my $20 Steam Wallet Card.
Hooray! 3 Stories in 1 post.
Either way, hello! I've been lurking around this subreddit for a while, and I think it's time to submit a fuck up since this all happened yesterd... | 3 | 1 | |
1422832444 | 1422835382 | t3_2ugfkt | t5_2to41 | 2 | Rekuzen: TIFU by sleeping with friends room mate.
As per usual this fuck up happened 2 years ago.
The story starts by going to visit my friend lets call her T. We decide to hang out at her apartment in which she shares with her roommate, let's call her J.
J decides she wants to butt in with the hang. The whole time... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422827322 | 1422835114 | t3_2ug5a8 | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by showering with my gf
My house is rather large so for extra money my mom rents half of it out to people, we call this part of the house "the suite". My mom was gone and my gf was over so we decided to take a shower together, in the suite bathroom instead of mine because mine is freezing and the suite ... | 3 | 13 | |
1422833940 | 1422904652 | t3_2ugi9f | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by pressuring uncle
This happened a while back but meh.
I was skiing with my uncle, (Geoff, in his 60's), when we got to a bit of a hazardous area. There was an easy way around, but it was our last day and I was feeling adventurous. Geoff hesitated and said "I don't like the look of this! am going the ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422835054 | 1422838858 | t3_2ugk2h | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting stoned before an exam.
Like most things on this subreddit this never happened today, but about a year ago. The title says it all really, I mean you can choose to read this and find out how awful everything went, or you can click off this post and never think of it again. But this was the wors... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422836343 | 1422844746 | t3_2ugmak | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU (Super Bowl edition)
hevnsnt: I don't really have anything against the legalization of marijuana, but making it 'available' to a 13yr old is severly irresponsible. Your father should be charged with child endangerment & taught a lesson. I hope when you become a man and have children of your own, yo... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422837261 | 1422837472 | t3_2ugnvs | t5_2to41 | 0 | TheKookySpooky: TIFU by searching MyLifeSuxNow and finding he's back, with a twist, and I'll be losing another few days watching
spectralthrowking: That's someone impersonating him, the real one's parents died.
TheKookySpooky: It's seems like it's Jenny. And she's calling out his lies, and telling her side.
Edit: ... | 3 | 0 | |
1422829765 | 1422846635 | t3_2ugacy | t5_2to41 | 7 | Smyles247: TIFU by being courteous
This story occurred Friday and the next day was my brother's birthday, the thing he wanted most was a copy of Dying Light for his PS4, for those wondering he's 16 and doesn't have a dime to his name. Anyways I figured I'd call around after work and see which place had one, being my pr... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422838199 | 1422912678 | t3_2ugpgh | t5_2to41 | 468 | OD_GOD: [NSFW] TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend on mushrooms
Disclaimer: I am having a hard time typing excuse my grammer.
I just moved into my friends house because of some family issues I'm having.
My friends family is Mormon. (Very strict Christian religion)
Me and my friend took mushrooms. (Highly Psychedeli... | 7 | 66.857143 | |
1422837605 | 1422863512 | t3_2ugogp | t5_2to41 | 54 | hotkicker125: TIFU by closing my eyes on bus
This just happened 30mins ago.
On my usual morning trip to school, I managed to found a seat in the bus. Delighted, I sat down. Not long later a 20+ lady wearing a beautiful black dress showing enough skin on her chest and legs sat in front of me (The new buses in Singapore... | 8 | 6.75 | |
1422838334 | 1422842405 | t3_2ugpo8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | made-u-look: TIFU by not knowing what I didn't know
So I (m) got my first girlfriend this last Wednesday. It's kind of late in the game for me, but whatever.
So we have a group date last night with a few of her friends. The guys were able to convince everyone to watch some cheesy horror movie on Netflix. Commence cudd... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422839933 | 1422846675 | t3_2ugsdb | t5_2to41 | 4 | Distuted: TIFU By being attached to a friend who forces me to change, and wont do the same.
Background, I am a 9th grader in which if i was in a movie, id be an extra. My best friend (We will call her "Julia" for the sake of ID) has been my friend for 2 years. She is nice (at times) but is also a dick at times.
We we... | 4 | 1 | |
1422840610 | 1422939102 | t3_2ugtkq | t5_2to41 | 7 | PSPbr: TIFU by hanging ou with the girl from my dreams.
BE AWARE: This is a short story that when i wrote turned out huge with all the details, i tried to not make it boring as shit to read and there is a tldr at the end.
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A little of backstory: i'm a huge loser. I have been in relationships before a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422841469 | 1422846199 | t3_2ugvba | t5_2to41 | 19 | fancybac0n: TIFU by forgetting I DIDN'T have contacts on
Sorry for any errors or bad structure I'm on my phone
This happened today but I realized a few minutes ago. Earlier in the day I let my brothers use my computer, which is in my room, because its the only computer in the house (they're both around 7). My compute... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1422842240 | 1422867120 | t3_2ugwq7 | t5_2to41 | 56 | Ifuckedatowel: TIFU by fucking a soapy towel
This is a throwaway for obvious reasons. Also, this happened about a year ago but this makes me cringe every time it think about it, so here ya go.
I was a horny teenager in need of something to fuck. I had already got into the shower and knew my hand wasn't enough to sati... | 4 | 14 | |
1422841043 | 1424176063 | t3_2uguhn | t5_2to41 | 62 | mustangwolf1997: TIFU by borrowing my sister's TV.
Dying Light.
This fucking game.
I had my sister's LCD hooked up so I could try and max out the potential of my GTX 970, as I'd just discovered the wonders of limiting the CPU cores so side processes could run properly.
By eliminating lag using the affinity method (... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1422844338 | 1422911552 | t3_2uh0ey | t5_2to41 | 1,554 | FapEnergy: TIFU by fapping?
Obligatory TIFU a while ago
A while back when my gf and I visited her parent's house. It was during the Christmas holidays and we were all having a swell time. Except me. I was sick as fuck.
GF's family decided to go Christmas Shopping while I decided to stay at home because I wasn't feeli... | 12 | 129.5 | |
1422837554 | 1422855354 | t3_2ugodk | t5_2to41 | 4 | GhormehS4bzi: TIFU by trying to pretend I didn't recognize two friends who suspected that I was avoiding them.
In Elementary school and in Junior high, I went to the same class as girl named “Jenny” (/u/MyLifeSuxNow). At the age of 11, I was in love with Jenny. I could not explain or understand why I felt so drawn to h... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422844261 | 1422877272 | t3_2uh0af | t5_2to41 | 15 | Drugcirclejerk: TIFU, by Tea-bagging Hot milk..
So i live with 2 roommates, and as roommates do, we tend to fuck around with each other. So i was with my one roommate, ryan, in the living room, when john my other roommate walked in with a glass of milk. He placed the milk on the table and went to take a piss. I, being ... | 3 | 5 | |
1422845773 | 1422982354 | t3_2uh2qd | t5_2to41 | 4 | charvid: TIFU by saying I had to poop (NSFW)
Alright Reddit, I fucked up. Happened Friday morning but I am still recovering from my stupidity.
As a Freshman in college I am still getting to know people, and usually I am not a awkward/odd person. I like to joke around but nothing to extreme. Most of the time.
So I g... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422846241 | 1422866343 | t3_2uh3eo | t5_2to41 | 85 | PaperPlanesSean: TIFU by calling a throwing play
ThatDinkumThinkum: Not Russel Wilson, apparently. Doesn't know anything about good openings.
pueojit: Or just ignoring the coach and calling a run play
Kakanugget: He didn't ignore the coach, both Carroll and Bevell told him to throw the ball first and then run it on 3r... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1422844775 | 1422907019 | t3_2uh15v | t5_2to41 | 29 | TheGreasyCaveman: TIFU by pissing all over myself while driving
So today, I was driving home from my hometown through a shitty fucking blizzard. I had been pounding fucking bottles of tea all day and it had led up to this disastrous moment. Normally, I have a tactic for when I have to piss on the road and I'm driving a... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1422847272 | 1422891171 | t3_2uh5lu | t5_2to41 | 23 | O_Lee123: TIFU by flashing the Pizza Guy. RIP PIZZA. (Ill keep this short) Maybe NSFW?
I'll keep this one short. It actually did happen today.
1.Ordered a beautiful Hawaiin Style Pizza.
2. Had a shower, did some "stuff" in there so the shower was much longer than expected.
3. Pizza guy arrives, I'm still in shower.
4.... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1422848319 | 1422888680 | t3_2uh7ua | t5_2to41 | 3 | Orfeaus: TIFU by eating a tomato that fell from heaven
Luckily I've managed to completely avoid the Super Bowl. I only narrowly escaped it while in Whole Foods. I'd decided to buy something to cook for dinner and I converged on a mass of people scrambling for their last minute beer and salsa, potato chips, artisanal gu... | 3 | 1 | |
1422848412 | 1422849355 | t3_2uh81i | t5_2to41 | 8 | gnomulus: TIFU by letting her go
Obligatory: This actually happened last year, but I just discovered Reddit so here it is. [This is gonna be a tad longer]
I used to have a relationship with this amazing girl, we were dating for 3 years, and everything was perfect. You know how it is when you love someone, everything i... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422831345 | 1422855443 | t3_2ugdgo | t5_2to41 | 5 | Chromatoast: TIFU for being too shy
I started my new job three weeks ago and on my first day my boss and I went around the bakery and he introduced my to everybody. I work at a bakery called Portos in Los Angeles and you're from here you'd know how busy this place could get, anyways while he was introducing me to every... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422849274 | 1422861831 | t3_2uh9uk | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU By asking my bf to treat me like a whore.
Well I told my boyfriend i wanted fucked in the mouth just like a whore he had paid for, since he's dominant in all things anyway he took this as a challenge. He wasn't playing around, my eyes were watering and slobber was was running down my chin as well... | 4 | 3 | |
1422848362 | 1422914332 | t3_2uh7xi | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking my dog without a leash
As with most TIFU's, this didn't happen today but 2 days ago. My fiance and I had just gotten to my house after house hunting for a place together after we get married. We had plans to go to dine LA (restaurant week) with some of her friends that night. She went to t... | 8 | 0 | |
1422849865 | 1422850861 | t3_2uhb0v | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by keeping my laundry detergent and dish washer detergent next to each other
You can see where this one's going. Laundry soap in the dish washer meant I turned my kitchen into a Vegas show. Yay.
FrazzleKat: What?! No picture?!
[deleted]: Nah, I cleaned it up without even thinking.
Honestly it wasn't a ... | 3 | 2 | |
1422850377 | 1422855075 | t3_2uhc2b | t5_2to41 | 4 | OnionPit: TIFU by smokimg the reefer
Ok so im on a phone so sorry for any spelling errors in advance, but this is good.
Ok so my girlfriends dad has never really liked me and has always been stand offish. So when he said i could have his daughter's hand in marriage i was more then surprised. So after i asked her we ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422850569 | 1422964463 | t3_2uhcgn | t5_2to41 | 457 | tifu_tubgirl: TIFU by trusting a fart in a bubble bath
I would like to start this off by saying I've never related to the phrase, "Never trust a fart". My balloon knot had yet to let me down, until today.
I'm a frequenter of bubble baths, and this morning I was enjoying a good soak as I often do. Unfortunately, a coup... | 9 | 50.777778 | |
1422852240 | 1422915615 | t3_2uhfpr | t5_2to41 | 22 | trythisforfun: [Nsfw] TIFU by pouring melted butter on my gf's pussy
[nsfw] This didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago. While my parents were out to dinner with some friends.
I met my girlfriend on my sister softball team that i voulenteer as a coach(im 22, the girls are 15-17). Her name is Alison (17), and we'd b... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1422852998 | 1422912126 | t3_2uhh51 | t5_2to41 | 5,605 | PMmeyoursandwich: TIFU by getting my dick and balls waxed...
Today I fucked up by getting my dick and balls waxed. I have a girlfriend and we've been dating for a month exactly. I commented on how beautiful her pussy was and how smooth and she said it was because she gets waxed. She told me it hurt to have done and I j... | 17 | 329.705882 | |
1422841277 | 1422894577 | t3_2uguxj | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high and talking to my old Physics teacher on facebook.
Sitting in bed at 6am on the third day of an Mkat session, scrolled through Facebook contacts to see who was online and found that my physics teacher was. Struck up a conversation, reminisced about the old days while she was presumably g... | 8 | -0.375 | |
1422849174 | 1422927810 | t3_2uh9n1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Navaldarling: TIFU by getting off
So this just happened. I'm so embarrassed!
I have been a little under the weather and my boyfriend and I are sleeping in different rooms and haven't had sex in a few weeks. Normally I play around while he is at work- we work opposite shifts.
Tonight though I was really feeling in t... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422850558 | 1422858424 | t3_2uhcfq | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping a tissue
A few minutes ago, I was pretty horny, so I (laying on the couch with my laptop on my lap) decided to jack off. I found some light porn and started working. A few minutes later, I'm reaching for my stack of tissues. However, I accidentally drop one, and not wanting to leak through, ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422856590 | 1422930521 | t3_2uhnlp | t5_2to41 | 37 | DontTellMyFriendsplz: TIFU by buying my fiance a candle.
I know we all roll our eyes at sexually driven TIFU's but I had to share.
For weeks my fiance asked for this dumb thing called a [Diamond Candle](https://www.diamondcandles.com/). Essentially you buy an over priced candle. You burn the candle down and in the mid... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1422856692 | 1422899662 | t3_2uhnrj | t5_2to41 | 4 | jobie_deez: TIFU by calling a pass play
JaysRooted: -rolls eyes- reported for spam.
jobie_deez: Oh thank god the fun police are here!
JaysRooted: Worked though ;)
| 4 | 1 | |
1422857205 | 1422875062 | t3_2uhomo | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching a movie around my almost 2 year old
kind of a double whammy here...
I'll keep this short and sweet. Just another night browsing netflix for awhile until i came across The Wolf of Wall Street, and let me just say that was a bad idea, well my son is almost 2 and people with kids know they're... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422857058 | 1423630302 | t3_2uhof1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | fast_driver: TIFU by sending a picture to the wrong person (NSFW)
TIFU by sending a picture of my tits to my best friend instead of my fwb. She's so sweet and innocent & I feel terrible. Texted her 12 times in the hopes she'll read those before opening snapchat. I fucked up, reddit.
gorillamasks: Yea but what if s... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422859714 | 1422912354 | t3_2uhsc6 | t5_2to41 | 61 | welp_pregnant: TIFU by not properly storing condoms
Well this fuck up was several weeks in the making.
We just moved to a new place and my 2 year old son is getting into all of our bedroom drawer things since the draws had yet to be put together. My wife and I were busy putting together our bed and we thought he was... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1422854214 | 1422888174 | t3_2uhjij | t5_2to41 | 26 | BoneyMalone: TIFU by nearly losing my job and destroying relationship with executive thanks to a 4 year old prank
A little bit of backstory. I’ve been working at this company for nearly 3 years now, 2 of those years were as a graduate. Once my graduate position was over, the new CIO himself told me to stick around unti... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1422852370 | 1422861289 | t3_2uhfzl | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating hot wings during the Superbowl.
TIFU while watching the game while eating hot wings, got a little hammered, and must keep this short, I have pressing issues that seem to be developing again. I didn't really wash my hands, just used wet naps and paper towels, can't miss the game and all. Got ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422860597 | 1422865622 | t3_2uhthw | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my friend's car accident on my snapchat story
So i was driving home and i see a car accident that just happened, medics just arrived. Fuck. If only i would've seen who was on the stretcher. "Snapchat this shit i guess this is interesting" is what went through my mind. Fuck. I put a video of t... | 4 | 1 | |
1422861162 | 1422862084 | t3_2uhu7p | t5_2to41 | 8 | MistahBradley: TIFU by reminding one of my friends/roommates she needs a job.
I'm a veteran, and I go to school which means I get money to pay rent or whatever else I might need money for. I live with two friends that I met at school and I have known them for about two years now. I have a job, and so does one friend, b... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422861430 | 1422862533 | t3_2uhujq | t5_2to41 | 7 | ioriyukii: TIFU by, effectively ending a friend's sexual career.
So, I remember seeing the GIF of Abella Anderson landing on a penis and effectively breaking. The thing about a Abella.gif is that it has no fucking sound. Like *nada*, and it doesn't quite show the face of man with a penis so bent that it started to swel... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422861973 | 1422883526 | t3_2uhv7p | t5_2to41 | 39 | QueenOfCoal: TIFU by revealing my fetish to a friend I'm not as close to as I thought I was.
Title says all, told my "best" friend (also roommate) I was into something because I'm trying to be sociable and open, also was excited about self discovery, and was met with awkwardness and slight grimacing. Goodbye world, I'm... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1422862045 | 1422902092 | t3_2uhvau | t5_2to41 | 71 | seattlebeast: TIFU by making a horrible last minute decision
Ridin_the_GravyTrain: Hey, Pete Carroll, it's okay. We forgive you.
-Patriots fans.
tennisgoalie: Darrell bevell*
MIDI_Hendrix: Pete Carroll said he made the call..
tennisgoalie: Pete Carroll did what a head coach should and shouldered the blame. But bevel... | 6 | 11.833333 | |
1422855793 | 1422959539 | t3_2uhmax | t5_2to41 | 33 | mayonnaise_man: TIFU twice by trying to make small talk and be funny.
**First FU:**
Went grocery shopping before work today. At the check out lane, I had a really nice and talkative cashier. Usually they don't really say much other than "Did you find everything you were looking for?", but this guy was going above and ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1422863434 | 1422918059 | t3_2uhwx3 | t5_2to41 | 144 | Weekendfuckup: TIFU by trying to purchase sex from my girlfriend. (with a credit card)
Little set up
My GF has joined this clothes trading group. basically it was started by a bunch of rich girls here in Tokyo that buy really nice cloths wearing them a few times and then sell them online for almost nothing. the buyer... | 5 | 28.8 | |
1422863799 | 1422864197 | t3_2uhxc9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [TIFU] Accidentally removing the headset from the laptop after watching hardcore porn. (NSFW)
It was about 12.30am I was in my room and started browsing through some hardcore porn since I was so horny. My sister was watching TV with her husband on the living room, which is only couple feets from my room. I w... | 3 | 2 | |
1422848964 | 1422916795 | t3_2uh97b | t5_2to41 | 5 | talldarknnerdsome: TIFU by locking my car on accident
This happened when I was about 17 years old.
So I had bought a 1986 Mustang. Everything was original and I had begun to do some work on it. I tinted the windows and added a sound system. I loved that car.
There had been about a week or two where it was raining spor... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422864724 | 1422868526 | t3_2uhyf3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by signing up for free pills online
Well guys I finally fucked up. I signed up for free weight loss pills paying only shipping. They just took $200 out of my account because the "14 day trial ended." Even though it is enough for 30 days. The number provided doesn't reach anything and the website doesn't... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422864670 | 1423021959 | t3_2uhyd3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Isthisnamegoodenuf: TIFU by shoplifting
I'm a younger redditor, my friends and I decided to take a road trip across the state line to Alabama. Our first stop was at a best buy where I made the worst mistake of my life up to this point by trying to steal an AM FM converter that I didn't even want. Two store employees, r... | 4 | 2 | |
1422864941 | 1431985126 | t3_2uhyn3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | tittysmuggler: TIFU: by showing my mother my furry pornography [nsfw]
We were sitting in the living room and she saw me drawing on my drawing tablet, as I often do. She shows interest in what I'm doodling up. Well, recently I moved all my NSFW art into it's own seperate folder, so I ask, "Hey, mom? Wanna see my art?"
... | 3 | 1 | |
1422865526 | 1422909612 | t3_2uhzaf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not driving home drunk?
Super bowl party, was drinking. HUGE seahawks fan was hosting, so at the end needless to say, host was BUMMED. Didn't want to drive home quite yet, but it would have been awkward staying around.
Went to a lady's place I'd met at the party for less than an hour, had a pint o... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422865418 | 1422899521 | t3_2uhz6u | t5_2to41 | 5 | Spiritose157: TIFU by thinking it was smart to hold back a cough
This actually happened about 30 minutes ago. So i'm drinking some soft drink (Schweppes Agrum for those that care) and i decide to multitask whilst drinking to save time (cause i don't have much of that do I?). This is when i have the brilliant idea to ke... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422866255 | 1422887300 | t3_2uhzzn | t5_2to41 | 116 | ChicagoBlizzard: TIFU by helping a mother of six month old during the crazy Chicago blizzard
Chicago was hit by a snowstorm today and practically all flights were cancelled. As usual the customer services lines were extremely long. I eventually got through after HOURS AND HOURS and received this pink slip where they bo... | 4 | 29 | |
1422865098 | 1422916975 | t3_2uhyte | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By TRYING to get a tattoo
This actually happened a few months ago but that doesn't seem to really matter.
After getting robbed for the 5th time I decided it was time to move out of state and start fresh and wanted to commemorate the enjoyable times I had in my home state with a tattoo. I told the artis... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422866496 | 1422867662 | t3_2ui094 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making the worst play call ever
ContrarySnivy: Did your team lose though?
mrpielovin: He is trying to make a joke implying he was a coach from the Superbowl game.
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1422867561 | 1422868324 | t3_2ui1bt | t5_2to41 | 4 | cork_nc: TIFU by trying to be witty in a post
Someone posted the scariest thing her phone does. It was a map of the locations she had been, clustered around a point. She asked what it was. I knew, but said "Sex Offender database. Definitely. Bigger circles are elementary and middle schools." You could read the highway ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422874923 | 1422892675 | t3_2ui0z6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | rainbowstraps: Telling her friends a funny story about how OP fucked up isn't shaming him, it's recounting a hilarious story. Monsters? Like seriously?
fluffles724: No ever bringing up a funny but slightly embarrassing story means you're fucked up mentally and need help. Cmon now, keep up.
rainbowstraps: My bad! I gue... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422867685 | 1422989996 | t3_2ui1fi | t5_2to41 | 90 | Hexxas: TIFU by trying to send a sexy pic. (NSFW)
Alright gents, this is pretty humiliating, but here we go: my gf and I are long distance. It blows, but we're making the best of it. "The best of it" entails trading sexy pictures back and forth, but there's a catch: I'm pretty ugly. So, I try to send funny *and* sexy p... | 8 | 11.25 | |
1422753737 | 1422920258 | t3_2ud2va | t5_2to41 | 11 | embarrased4Life: TIFU by giving my father my old phone
My father needed a new phone because he lived in another country and moved back here with us around a week ago. I gave him my old phone which unfortunately still was in a Whatsapp group I use for my closest friends.
Well... On thursday I went out partying and got ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1422867960 | 1422868696 | t3_2ui1p2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU because i played mario party
so a while ago i was dating this guy and we were super close, like we would always go over to eachothers' houses and stuff.
Anyway, one time i was at his house and we were both in his room (which is in the basement) and we were playing mario party. He was winning and i wasnt... | 3 | 4 | |
1422869025 | 1423051298 | t3_2ui2t0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | shortback: TIFU by wanting to ask someone why they nearly ran my foot over.
On my way back from my morning shift at work a car drove at speed directly at me turning and clipping the curb right next to my foot as I walked along a thin footpath. I at first was upset that someone could be so careless as I was undoubtedly ... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1422868681 | 1422870130 | t3_2ui2go | t5_2to41 | 5 | Rabid_Kiwi: TIFU By posting my opinion in the space sub reddit.
It was a news report about nuclear powered space crafts. I just put my opinion about it, and it seems you need 18 phd's and have been butt fucked by Einstein in order to post there. So don't post there because they are elitist
Hardrainfalling: Fuck thos... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422869122 | 1422946443 | t3_2ui2w0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Spiritose157: TIFU by telling my parent's i had issues
(Side note, i know this one isn't that interesting, but i had to put it up)
Well shit, second one today, my life isn't going smoothly is it?
Anyway, I found out that i have slight dyslexia, and decided to tell my parents... both of which know i don't study or do ... | 7 | 1 | |
1422871706 | 1422878425 | t3_2ui5eh | t5_2to41 | 11 | Hibear: TIFU I screwed up bad by jacking off
So My girlfriend was jacking off me Hint Girlfriend = right hand!
So I cummed the load was bigger then I expected I had NOTTING to clean me up not even a towel and there where some other people in the house I can't go and get a towel from there then this where my brain went... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1422871954 | 1422958212 | t3_2ui5ol | t5_2to41 | 49 | VoidSparkz: [SlightNSFW] TIFU by being a moderate nudist.
Well a bit of background.
Firstly, I walk around my family home naked as my family don't care and ignore me. Hell, some people in my family do it too.
Now I'm not a passionate nudist, I just walk around the house alot.
Anyway this one day in the car, my mum m... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1422874846 | 1422875387 | t3_2ui8hu | t5_2to41 | 6 | GenYDude: TIFU, I lost $7000 in one week.
A savings account opened up, and I received $12,000.
I did research and invested all of them in a potentially great company's stocks.
The company was an Oil Company, and I invested in it right before the oil price crash.
After one week, I lost $7000 out of the $12,000, and I p... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422877647 | 1422901111 | t3_2uibbp | t5_2to41 | 255 | derpeddit: TIFU by being semi racist because I thought someone else was being racist.
This fuck up was months ago but I have deemed it worthy of this sub after reading many tifu posts.
It was a summer day and my brothers and I decided to go play some soccer at the park. We get there and kick around between the three o... | 6 | 42.5 | |
1422878599 | 1422971619 | t3_2uicd2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | rootbeerrocks: TIFU By taking the wrong cart.
So yesterday afternoon I was at Wal Mart picking up a few things I couldn't get at shop rite... And unfortunately everyone else was also there. So after getting trapped down the aisles a few times and only needing one or two things down each I came up with a brilliant idea.... | 7 | 2 | |
1422875715 | 1422885629 | t3_2ui9cw | t5_2to41 | 14 | BudmanGino: TIFU by waving at a girl
So as always, this happened last week. But anyway I was at the bus stop on the way to college and the bus arrived across the street from me (it would then go round a round about and come to the bus stop I was standing at). A girl got off the bus and I realised I recognised her. She ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422879628 | 1422963484 | t3_2uidfa | t5_2to41 | 933 | im_under_your_covers: TIFU by mistaking a midget for a child.
This happened today do I win a prize? I work at a café it is mostly mind numbing work so when it gets to the end of my 8 hour shift I am normally in autopilot.
so i'm walking along tending tables and I see a woman holding hands with what I assume to be he... | 7 | 133.285714 | |
1422877622 | 1422916393 | t3_2uibam | t5_2to41 | 22 | ImAFireHydrant: TIFU by calling my boss a lazy cunt
So I started working at an internet cafe about a month ago, and it's wonderful. They host magic events, board games, and I can play league practically for free; heaven. Not to mention, everyone else that works there is ridiculously kind and helpful to me as the new g... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1422881696 | 1422885392 | t3_2uifpk | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleepfucking.
PoppaDR3W: Maybe you just wanted to give her a REM job.
WildfireV2: Brilliant
| 3 | 17 | |
1422853151 | 1422882464 | t3_2uhhe1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | DebauchedMoralist: Tifu by waking up in the middle of the night.
This happened a couple of years ago but as a new redditor i thought it would be relevant to here. So for some back story, I go to The Ohio State University, lived in a house worthy of demolition with 4 friends just off campus, and the night detailed below... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422882958 | 1422925814 | t3_2uihce | t5_2to41 | 27 | throwaway_qwas: [NSFW] TIFU by trying to open a bottle of wine.
This actually happened last night, so hopefully this still qualifies as 'weekend'. Throwaway because mutual friends use reddit.
So, my roommate was going out on a date, and to paraphrase his words, the odds of him finally getting laid were now entering th... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1422884217 | 1422889478 | t3_2uij1w | t5_2to41 | 11 | DouglasBu: TIFU; A couch and a broken penis
curvves: You left a dance hours early because you were afraid that girls were judging you because you didn't have a boner? That's not really how it works.
puttysan: I was confused. Are guys supposed to have a hardon when dancing with girls? Do they just walk around with it? ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1422884714 | 1422936381 | t3_2uijq3 | t5_2to41 | 75 | pats_nation: TIFU by celebrating the Patriots victory a little too loudly
Last night. Whatever.
Let me start with a little background, my husband and I share a home with his mother. She is very kind and sweet. And also a super conservative christian. She works the 3rd shift (11 pm to 7 am) at a nursing home because, ag... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1422883640 | 1422897898 | t3_2uiib2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Azazael2012: TIFU by not taking an opportunity i have waited over 2 years for
ok so this was Saturday night, I have recently been in contact with a girl who I met over 2 years ago, and well.. it was pretty much love at first sight, we have soo many shared interests and she is absolutely beautiful, I have literally want... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422885863 | 1422891635 | t3_2uilfq | t5_2to41 | 4 | curiousincidents: TIFU by scaring a hamster
This is my sister's Fuck Up, I will tell it from her viewpoint to avoid confusion, also it happened a few months ago (sorry)
So I used to work in a pet shop and there was a new mama hamster with teeny little babies in the shop. One of my duties was to clean the cages. So I g... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422886485 | 1422886846 | t3_2uimha | t5_2to41 | 8 | lolzycakes: TIFU by making white lasagna
NotbeingBusted: I realize you were drunk, but you acted like a total dick to her.
lolzycakes: I completely agree with you.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1422883821 | 1422887793 | t3_2uiijq | t5_2to41 | 0 | imbeingcatfished: Tifu by figuring out who's catfishing me..
Hi, I'm x-posting this here because I'm not sure where else to go with it, this is a big sub and if it's ever going to gain momentum I think this is the place to do it, I haven't quite fucked up yet but I could well be heading towards disaster with this, the ... | 6 | 0 | |
1422887013 | 1422895907 | t3_2uincm | t5_2to41 | 78 | notonebuttwobears: TIFU by telling my gf I would marry Katy Perry
Reddit, TIFU. So last night watching the game, Katy Perry comes on in a commercial advertising that she'll be performing the halftime show. My dumb ass blurted out "I'd marry that woman." Cue instant death-glare from my girlfriend who really wants us to ... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1422887695 | 1422888476 | t3_2uiofk | t5_2to41 | 10 | pamld: TIFU by sexting with my girlfriend
NotbeingBusted: Wait... he beat her up and threatened to shoot her? Maybe you need to help her get out of that abusive household.
pamld: He threatened to shoot us both, actually. He is very preservationist.
meeh, it was a threat just for me me tho. so that I don't talk like ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1422888083 | 1422900942 | t3_2uip49 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by 'going too fast' and screwing myself over. Derp
So im in eighth grade in middle school. Its been a good past few years in middle school. But lets jump backwards to December 19th 2015. I had been asked to DJ a school dance then, and it was going great. People kept coming up and saying how it was so be... | 7 | 1 | |
1422888582 | 1422889031 | t3_2uipzm | t5_2to41 | 6 | Makelevi: TIFU By Going To Work
In Ontario, today is a severe snowstorm warning. It was pretty bad last night in Toronto, and this morning I got up, saw that the University I work at was defying the odds and staying open (others had closed), and promptly fought my way to work through the deep snow.
9:00AM: "Not quite ... | 3 | 2 | |
1422885017 | 1422899836 | t3_2uik6a | t5_2to41 | 31 | akayomi: TIFU by wetting my bed
Past few days have been kind of bad for me. I got food poisoning, which means a really, really bad diarrhea. With such symptoms, sleeping was difficult, and I had to wake up every few hours and go sit on the throne, as I literally peed out of my asshole.
Last night, after waking up arou... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1422888478 | 1422912027 | t3_2uiptc | t5_2to41 | 1,757 | TidusJames: TIFU by thinking my GF was a missing person but instead is cheating and planning to moving out
Cmurphy485: /u/TidusJames
Leave work early,
Arrive at home shortly after he shows up to see her,
make big scene,
deck this son of a bitch, he deserves it.
throw her out, pile her shit on the lawn,
change th... | 18 | 97.611111 | |
1422883513 | 1422891576 | t3_2uii4a | t5_2to41 | 14 | obvstempthrowaway: TIFU by throwing away the wrong box. And getting my colleague arrested. And another getting a divorce probably. Today I see the boss. (day 3)
*Final update posted! (@ 16:40 US Eastern Time)*
**TL;DR: I don't think I can capture the whole story here, so maybe start:**
Day 1: http://www.reddit.com/r... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1422889401 | 1422914408 | t3_2uiriw | t5_2to41 | 61 | stauffenburg: TIFU by getting tested for a STD
Ok this didn't happen today but awhile back. It was only until recently I have taken the events as humorous looking back on them. So I hooked up with this girl(we will call her Rachel) who I had hooked up with several times in the past with no issues. But two weeks after ... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1422889953 | 1422992939 | t3_2uismf | t5_2to41 | 507 | ms1337ninja: TIFU by showing my mom a picture
The other day I decided to look up my current Life Drawing class model on Google so I could show my mom what he looked like (she was curious.)
She proceeded to find him on facebook and add him as a friend.
He accepted the request.
She then sent him a facebook message s... | 17 | 29.823529 |
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