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1422885077 | 1422931954 | t3_2uik9d | t5_2to41 | 439 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking into Mcdonalds a second early.
So, McDonalds has some new thing called "Pay With Lovin".... I had walked in and saw they were all kind of staring at me. Then, I heard two people behind the register saying "do the next one, do the next one". So, I start ordering and almost immediately some guy... | 10 | 43.9 | |
1422891271 | 1422892912 | t3_2uiv5a | t5_2to41 | 1 | throwaway32p: TIFU by postulating an awesome theory on Asoiaf...
Y[esterday]ifu actually.
Apparently most people on that sub can't appreciate my comedic finesse or my quality theory that's probably the best one ever conceived since the identity of Jon Snow's parents.
I'm getting downvote-assaulted JUST. FOR. SWEARING... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1422891519 | 1422898159 | t3_2uivn3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | coachcarroll: TIFU by not calling a running play.
sarcastic-barista: oh, hey, look a completely original post! how hysterical! i haven't even seen this before! ha. ha. ha.
yourparentsliedtoyou: The name checks out.
coachcarroll: maybe he works in Seattle, since there are many starbucks there, and he can make me my c... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1422893278 | 1422971415 | t3_2uiz8t | t5_2to41 | 780 | throwmeawaystat: TIFU by calling the new girl in the office "fresh fish."
This actually happened this morning. A new girl just started working in our office today, and the couple of times she walked past my area, all I could smell was something that could only be described as 3 week old tuna that had been pooped out by... | 7 | 111.428571 | |
1422892263 | 1422907515 | t3_2uix4j | t5_2to41 | 23 | Ijustmadethis___: TIFU by being preoccupied, half asleep and then deciding to send messages.
So the day starts off pretty normal.
Wake up 15 minutes later than I should because I snoozed my alarm and I rush through my morning routine on about 3 hours of sleep and run out the door to catch a carpool with my co-worker.... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1422895836 | 1422897458 | t3_2uj4w3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Justarubbishname: TIFU by cuddling to hard
metroddity: Do you want blue balls? Because that's how you get blue balls. But seriously, a married man shouldn't be cuddling with a friend, much less the other stuff.
notgoodwithyourname: This. You really shouldn't have gotten into that situation.
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1422889315 | 1422923480 | t3_2uircr | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to school
First, a little background. I'm male. I'm in high school. I live in NYC. And I take the subway to school every day. Now, I woke up this morning and I did the usual routine. However, today I heard there wasn't any school today. Strange, I thought. It's Monday, and every other kid in th... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1422893694 | 1422896846 | t3_2uj04k | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by exploring subreddit and discovering what trypophobia is..
Hikari-x: What is it? I'm too scared to look it up.
[deleted]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg4s_erk-GE
Watch this whole video..
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1422895242 | 1422969418 | t3_2uj3l8 | t5_2to41 | 413 | LifeWaster1811: TIFU by accidentally taking down a website
OK reddit, I thought my profile would remain TIFU-free, but alas, it was not to be. To be fair, my life is full of TIFUs I could have used, but...
Anyway, I was derping around in a Geography lesson. We were given a link to a site about some tribe living in the... | 6 | 68.833333 | |
1422897429 | 1422971118 | t3_2uj8h7 | t5_2to41 | 165 | Dumpster_Fetus: TIFU by having too many Jager Bombs.
Happened yerstoday during the Superbowl. I haven't had Jager in a long time, and forgot how delicious Jager Bombs are. By half time of the super bowl I reached in my 12 pack of eight ounce Red Bulls; and alas, there are none left! My buddies had beer, and only one of... | 6 | 27.5 | |
1422891443 | 1422909774 | t3_2uivhv | t5_2to41 | 3 | divideby0829: TIFU by not using the handicapped stall
This was three years ago, not today of course.
I was a young freshmen and I had just gotten out of one of my courses. I was walking through a long hallway to exit the academic building so I could head back to my dorm to chill. About halfway through the hallway, I... | 3 | 1 | |
1422898317 | 1422899416 | t3_2ujac5 | t5_2to41 | 31 | shittyinsults: TIFU by taking a prank way too far
Prickles_the_Cactus: *Long story shart*
I like how you subtly stuck that in the middle of your story.
seemedlikeagoodplan: That's what you call foreshadowing.
Prickles_the_Cactus: Thats why I acknowledged it.
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1422899560 | 1422900797 | t3_2ujd47 | t5_2to41 | 4 | maththrowawy: TIFU by forgeting how to do math.
so, when i was younger, i used to learn a lot of math and become very good at it. I even used to get awards for it.
Now, My skills are now getting rusty and im going to be screwed soon.
mlemb: I see the same thing happened to your grammar.
jjensen538: I think the auth... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422893593 | 1422913898 | t3_2uizw9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | n4pp1k4t: TIFU - SMPL mod - no injuries
ThisIsCarsonian: What is any of this?
n4pp1k4t: Vape stuff. Maybe I should post it there
| 3 | 1 | |
1422901132 | 1422901827 | t3_2ujgr3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | -_Trashboat: TIFU by being completely oblivious and realizing a bit too late
Happened about a year ago.
I was at the library looking at comic books. The way the graphic novel section is set up comics are at the front of the aisle and manga is in the back of the aisle. There is a girl at the other end of the aisle look... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422901849 | 1422901983 | t3_2ujihq | t5_2to41 | 3 | partylikeits3000bc: TIFU in my interview
So whilst i'm getting interviewed I spontaneously sneezed on the interviewers notepad. I profusely apologized, but don't think I will be getting the job. :(
NotbeingBusted: You didn't cover your mouth?
partylikeits3000bc: It all happened so fast, man
| 3 | 1 | |
1422901120 | 1422910554 | t3_2ujgq8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | LadyWYT: TIFU by not checking my phone's alarm.
So, this actually happened today in the middle of calculus class. I was sitting there minding my own business, trying to pay attention to what the professor was saying, like every other class I go to. Now, I will note here that I always make sure that I silence my phone b... | 3 | 4 | |
1422901360 | 1422907300 | t3_2ujhbt | t5_2to41 | 250 | steampunkaxl: TIFU by assuming I knew female pleasure well enough
P0T4T050UP: Oh my. Definitely cringe worthy! Have you ever talked to her again?
steampunkaxl: Yeah, I may add this in at the end as it is equally as cringey, when we were together I gave her this pretty expensive bracelet then when we broke up I needed... | 6 | 41.666667 | |
1422902054 | 1422954300 | t3_2ujizn | t5_2to41 | 11 | CreamyCapuccino: TIFU by confusing my girlfriend with another person.
So, this happened to me a couple years back. I was on vacation in the Algarve and I started seeing this girl. We met on the beach and we were going out for a week when this happened. We were out clubbing in the night and we agreed to meet the day aft... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1422902335 | 1422919753 | t3_2ujjlo | t5_2to41 | 2,100 | throwawaybecausewife: TIFU by trying to make a joke about one of the worst moments in my wife's life
This happened a few years ago, before we were married. We were at that point where we were really getting to know each other well, confessing intimate details of our lives and talking about things that had happened in t... | 7 | 300 | |
1422904940 | 1422908977 | t3_2ujpsr | t5_2to41 | 3 | dreadingdawn: TIFU by giving my friend really good molly and taking her to a gay club with unisex bathrooms
ectorx: Looking forward to reading this but its removed...
dreadingdawn: Was it, why? I didn't receive any mail.
| 3 | 1 | |
1422905023 | 1422918925 | t3_2ujpzd | t5_2to41 | 24 | GergBurns: TIFU Because My Pull Out Game Is Atrocious
Let me start off by saying that I am very, very awkward. I'm the guy sitting alone at school lunch, not talking and eating from my lunch box. I have no game with girls either. Especially anyone I would consider "out of my league". Well I got a shot at one of those g... | 6 | 4 | |
1422898537 | 1422911039 | t3_2ujasz | t5_2to41 | 21 | Adrianthrowaway: TIFU by saying "Heil Hitler" to my father over the phone
Throwaway because I don't want to be labeled as a nazi or anything. This happen on Saturday but you get the idea.
So I was a teenager who had the house to myself for the day. One of my friends with a more dark sense of humour sent me this video ... | 3 | 7 | |
1422905198 | 1422915079 | t3_2ujqd3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | killmeplzzzz: TIFU when my good friend found her artwork in my online portfolio
Im so sick to my stomach over this.
A year and a half ago I was admitted into a graduate program that required a portfolio for entry. I spent the better part of a year working on this portfolio and preparing things for it. I submitted ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422906377 | 1422907856 | t3_2ujt31 | t5_2to41 | 19 | ondais: TIFU by trusting somebody on the internet
This isn't really a today thing, but a 6 year long fuckup!
So, about 6 years ago I started talking to somebody over the internet, she seemed wonderful and was a great person to chat to, fast forward 5 years and we were closer than ever, we would talk all day/night for ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1422905570 | 1422942409 | t3_2ujr6r | t5_2to41 | 207 | [deleted]: TIFU when my poker face slipped after meeting my psycho ex's "new" girlfriend... who he started dating 6 months before I met him.
But it gets worse.
For background:
I met my ex, "Luke", when he texted me after a long night out at my campus bars last year. Luke is 30 and a former marine, suffering from PTSD ... | 11 | 18.818182 | |
1422906009 | 1423022607 | t3_2ujs7j | t5_2to41 | 13 | lalaith13: TIFU a technical phone interview
TIFU and feel absolutely, incredibly stupid. I had a glittering resume, dazzling interview with some employees and the VP. Today was my whiteboard/tech phone interview and when they called, my phone decided it was time to freeze up and glitchfail so I had to call back. So we ... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1422904392 | 1422930212 | t3_2ujojl | t5_2to41 | 27 | redhaird: TIFU by trying to be productive on a snow day.
I work at a school and we had a snow day due to the winter weather today. I decided to get up early anyway, make some coffee for the hubby, and brush off my car (all wheel drive) for him to take to work. This is where my good deed should have ended.
I then decid... | 3 | 9 | |
1422908358 | 1422909046 | t3_2ujxu0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | peanutbutterpretzleZ: TIFU by not paying attention to the Superbowl
Aliencj: OH GREAT ANOTHER I GOT CAUGHT HAVING SEX STORY THATS SO ORIGINAL :D
peanutbutterpretzleZ: Lol hey, this is my first relationship and I was a virgin a month ago so it's my first time getting caught. Pretty scary stuff!
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1422905372 | 1422909074 | t3_2ujqqc | t5_2to41 | 4 | MonstarGaming: TIFU by ordering a book from Barnes and Noble
So i decided i wanted to order a new book online and one of the sellers happened to be barnes and noble the dying book vendor and i didn't think twice about it. I ordered my book 17 days ago and it was "shipped" 14 days ago from New Jersey. The destination? N... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422908445 | 1422934633 | t3_2ujy0y | t5_2to41 | 114 | throwaway7373t123: TIFU By popping a spot
I was sat in math class, where I sat next to a hot girl. We got along really nicely and all was well. One day I was bored shitless, everyone was getting on with their work whilst I sat there wishing for the day to end (it was close to the end of the last lesson of the day). I p... | 7 | 16.285714 | |
1422909127 | 1422930862 | t3_2ujzlt | t5_2to41 | 48 | dcbmm: TIFU by unleashing the storm at my girlfriends house
Today I fucked up huge guys. I am writing you this while locked inside the bathroom and I seriously don't know what I'm going to do. Here is some background on the situation. For the past few days I haven't been able to poop. I don't know why, I tried multiple... | 3 | 16 | |
1422909496 | 1422916958 | t3_2uk0eu | t5_2to41 | 7 | safetyguy14: TIFU by not following the first rule when starting a manual transmission car
TIFU by not following the first rule when starting a manual transmission car. I went outside to warm up my car (it was around -2C) as we were going to take my son home to go to sleep from the super bowl party we went to.
Notes: ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422908540 | 1422925797 | t3_2ujy8r | t5_2to41 | 7 | viktor177: TIFU by being lazy and gettin my 290x urinated on
So this story started a week ago and concluded today. I live in a house, and my neighbours are 1 abbandoned house(some lady emigrated to Canada) and the other one is still a construction site, and its being like this for atleast 2 years since i moved in. T... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422909630 | 1422938005 | t3_2uk0qg | t5_2to41 | 85 | Canada-JP: TIFU by trying to swim between two holes in the ice, 15 feet apart.
(34yr old male) While at my cottage in Ontario for a guys weekend, we were looking to complete a manly type activity.
I had been thinking for years about trying to enter a hole in the ice swim under the ice and pop back up from another hol... | 8 | 10.625 | |
1422909934 | 1422910568 | t3_2uk1fg | t5_2to41 | 7 | kenwine: TIFU by not having a bedroom door.
TravelerCorp: Bet you she tried that same position with your dad later.
kenwine: At least my dad was kind enough to make himself a door, to spare me from the eye gouging scene that could have been.
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1422910742 | 1422914813 | t3_2uk393 | t5_2to41 | 2 | toomuchredditting: TIFU by going on Reddit... at work!!!
toomuchredditting: sooooo many people are PMING me about adivce
thank you!!!!!
Aliencj: Its so nice to see other dead baby lovers are willing to help you
toomuchredditting: i don't like that. ew! people would post mystery links that said like 'here' and i didn... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1422908485 | 1423007873 | t3_2ujy4b | t5_2to41 | 71 | bigbangtheory_: TIFU by throwing away my laptop
I apologize in advance for any formatting issues. I'm a mobile user.
Today, after much fucking around and some miscommunication, I finally got the new workout playlist my SO had been promising me. I was excited to add it to my iTunes because I've been hella bored with my... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1422913712 | 1422914737 | t3_2uka2x | t5_2to41 | 2 | Yalman8: TIFU by SHITTING ALL OVER THE FLOOR AT THE BEACH !!
Quick_man: We don't allow posts that include defecation on weekdays as automod has told you several times today. submit it on the weekend or not at all
Yalman8: Ok thanks :)
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1422914138 | 1422916862 | t3_2ukb32 | t5_2to41 | 15 | lightmanmac: TIFU by using my vaporizer.
Before the FU, lemme just say that if you're reading this to bash vaping, please bounce off.
So today I was at my job. I work for the military as a front desk associate for the barracks. I check people into their rooms and watch youtube all day. Real chill stuff. My boss is an ... | 5 | 3 | |
1422913641 | 1423045776 | t3_2uk9xa | t5_2to41 | 7 | buddhasaurus: TIFU by blaming my terrible gas on a kid
As with every TIFU post, this happened a few weeks ago, but my girlfriend suggested I post in on here last night so here it goes...
Back story: I'm an after school counselor who works with students who are 7-8 years old and in my class there is a particular kid wh... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422914387 | 1422998529 | t3_2ukbp2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | meanMuggin69: TIFU by replying to a booty call
So this actually happened last night. First let me give you a little bit of a back story. Midway through November, things ended between this girl and I because, well... She's crazy. She thought it was okay for me to "shares" her between a couple other guys. She claimed she... | 3 | 1 | |
1422914720 | 1422918349 | t3_2ukchb | t5_2to41 | 7 | Rachtaggs: Tifu by thinking it was a good idea to take my car to Goodyear
Let me start by saying I've been ripped off before bringing my car to Goodyear but desperate times call for desperate measures.
I live in Buffalo NY Land of snow it's 13 degrees Fahrenheit today but with wind chill it feels like 10 below zero. W... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1422916193 | 1422926817 | t3_2ukfw0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | WildMudkip: TIFU by sleeping at my girlfriends house when we thought her mom would be gone
The biggest fuck up of my life happened last summer. I never considered posting this, but looking through all the other fuck ups gives me courage to share this story. Looking back at it now, it was 100% worth it and I wouldn't ch... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422913088 | 1422985984 | t3_2uk8o2 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Tunnelrat12: TIFU: By taking my schools IT Guys keys
Obligatory didn't happen today but two years ago.
So in my junior year of high school I was in my third year of auto tech classes and this was the year students would start to work on teachers and faculty members cars. It's also when you can take journalism which i... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1422916441 | 1423000088 | t3_2ukgit | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally putting my face in a girls ass
So...this just happened. I am in my early 20s, single and male I walk out of the metro on my way home, and calmly wait on the right side of the escalator as people pass me on the left. Some asshole decided he was entitled to the entire width of the escalato... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1422916533 | 1422987262 | t3_2ukgq6 | t5_2to41 | 1,292 | [deleted]: TIFU by being attracted to my co-worker
So it has begun.
I recently turned 29 and as any red blooded men pushing 30, I'm beginning to become very attracted to older women. 35-42 is where it's at for me. Which brings me to my coworker. Let's call her Lisa.
Lisa is gorgeous. She's soft spoken and feminin... | 9 | 143.555556 | |
1422905476 | 1423029334 | t3_2ujqzk | t5_2to41 | 68 | blue-ass-shoes: TIFU by eating asparagus
I'm pregnant, with twins. Two things you need to know: (1) woman who are pregnant have an enhanced sense of smell and woman who are pregnant with twins apparently have an enhance sense of smell on crack, and (2) pregnant woman tend to have to pee a lot and often have trouble wit... | 4 | 17 | |
1422918283 | 1425942396 | t3_2ukkc5 | t5_2to41 | 8,201 | Mistress_Doom: TIFU By Wearing Pants
Today I wore pants, which is not unlike any other day in my life. However, today I wore these new dark jeggings (don't judge me) I had recently purchased. I checked myself out in the mirror, then headed to class. Little did I know the horrors awaiting me.
In the middle of class, my... | 22 | 372.772727 | |
1422919970 | 1422938386 | t3_2uko8j | t5_2to41 | 7 | howyouhavelonguserna: TIFU: By thinking anything other than club staff were being polite
So I don't go out that often, but I was invited out on Saturday night to my friends birthday, we go into the nightclub and she has the vip balcony area sectioned off for her, roped off and everything and there's the waitress which... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422918749 | 1422983471 | t3_2uklc1 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to close my browser down after some 'me' time
congeekstador: It's tales like this that make me wonder if I'm the only person around that listens to porn either really quiet or totally muted.
Just_Cant_Even: You're not the only one, but we might be the only two.
wizmeister777: You're not... | 8 | 3.375 | |
1422922786 | 1422924381 | t3_2ukue4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Americanuu: TIFU by wanting to move with my EX.. Thus she has some redflags
Now it's my time to ask for opinions! Reddit here's the story, I will come back with edits if you guys need clarification:
I met a girl online through a friend of mine... We talked for almost a year, and then in November we decided to move toge... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1422922942 | 1422927152 | t3_2ukuqx | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU - I tried to rape a beautiful women
This happened last night.
I couple of days ago I matched with the most beautiful woman that I have ever matched with on Tinder. I assumed she must be a bot or something because women that beautiful do not match with me. But she turns out to be real and we exchange a ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422923136 | 1422939384 | t3_2ukv7a | t5_2to41 | 13 | psychopenguin15: TIFU by not putting my phone on silent
This all happened last Friday on a wet rainy day. I was taking a test in my AP Macroeconomics class when all of a sudden, I heard a beep from my phone. Yes I forgot to put it on silent, but teachers usually don't care. It was a very short sound because it was a si... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422923455 | 1422934940 | t3_2ukvxc | t5_2to41 | 48 | Heco: TIFU by offering a cookie.
Today is about my 3rd day at my new university and trying to make some new friends, i decide to sit next to a girl at lunch that was in one of my classes.
I had prepared some chocolate chip cookies in a little zip lock bag, trying to be friendly i offer the cookie to her she seems ver... | 4 | 12 | |
1422922391 | 1422954406 | t3_2uktix | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a human
Hello Reddit, how are you doing today?
This entire story requires a bit of explaining, so please bear with me.
A few years ago I was living in Oklahoma when I met a wonderful girl online. After a few months of online dating, I made the decision to move to her state, Florida.
W... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1422924399 | 1422925493 | t3_2ukxtn | t5_2to41 | 14 | Twilight_Sparkle_: TIFU by asking out a lesbian
So I think some of y'all have been in this position before but for me this was the most awkward.
This happened in late seventh grade, probably a week before school let out for summer vacation.
I decided that one week before school got out, I would ask out the girl I li... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1422924882 | 1422974446 | t3_2ukyw7 | t5_2to41 | 274 | Ayotte: TIFU by deciding to put my foot down and not let my cat be a dick anymore
I have a 9-month old cat who I love but who also happens to be a total asshole. One thing she does is play fetch with these red pipe cleaners. She loves these things so much that she completely ignores every toy I try to give her that i... | 6 | 45.666667 | |
1422925115 | 1422925538 | t3_2ukzcp | t5_2to41 | 9 | Isaac24: TIFU by searching someone's car for money.
A month ago, my sister got a promotion at her job. To celebrate this i though, hey why don't i get her some chipotle(she is a die-hard fan of chipotle). I get in my white, four door Toyota corolla and drive to the nearest chipotle store. As i am getting out of the car... | 3 | 3 | |
1422923541 | 1422926239 | t3_2ukw2i | t5_2to41 | 58 | 3VD: TIFU by not knowing the colloquial definition of 'Shark Week'
I work(ed) in a call centre with a lot of people, and today was my last day. I had a few female work-buddies sitting behind me, and overheard them talking about "Shark Week". I'm fairly interested in marine biology, so I usually try to catch the real Sh... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1422925164 | 1422926840 | t3_2ukzgv | t5_2to41 | 1 | 1ird: Tifu by hooking up with a girl in a motel
baller_unicorn: Get over yourself.
1ird: What?
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1422925172 | 1423018792 | t3_2ukzhh | t5_2to41 | 12 | CaptnH4mmer: TIFU, fried all my power circuits.
So I live in a boat, in Norway. As you can imagine, it can get pretty cold, but I live through the winter by having a radiator and a fan heater running 24/7. This worked fine until today. Today my electric system had enough of my constant abuse, in other words, I fried it... | 4 | 3 | |
1422924932 | 1422936942 | t3_2ukyzt | t5_2to41 | 6 | Zbailey58: TIFU by flirting with a girl
This happened today on the bus on my way home from school.
I was sitting in the back of the bus talking to my friend when this hot chick came and sat in the seat in front of me. My knees were pressing on her seat and bugging her so she looked at me and proceeded to look at my kn... | 3 | 2 | |
1422926555 | 1422929361 | t3_2ul2hr | t5_2to41 | 15 | SpicyUnicorn: TIFU by lighting my arm on fire.
Came home from a long days work and all I wanted was to smoke a bowl to melt the stress away (Hey, its legal! OR). My ladyfriend was cleaning our pieces and I decided to join on in for the resiny fun!
One of my bowls got stuck to the down stem and we were trying everythin... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1422926052 | 1422928361 | t3_2ul1dp | t5_2to41 | 4 | WatzUp292: TIFU by one uping my friend
So im typical guy nothing special, but i'm surrounded by friends who are in relationships. Anyways, i'm not the only one that's single but my friend we'll call him "Shilliam" and I always do stupid shit so my other friend was in a relationship, call him "Anthony", and he was maki... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422927108 | 1422927528 | t3_2ul3nd | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to make a joke.
This wasn't today, but when I was in elementary school. This thought just came across my mind, so I'd figure I'd post it.
It was Halloween that day, and all of the kids dressed up except me cause I lacked spirit and the preparation. Anyways, the day goes on and I eventually w... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422924383 | 1423014797 | t3_2ukxsr | t5_2to41 | 2 | TriTheTree: TIFU by making fun of an autistic kid
So everyday at school, my friends sit at one large round table for lunching every lunch. There's 2 notable people in this fuck up, "Kenny" and "Mike" who sit at the table everyday. Including me, the whole table is around 12 people. There's the majority of the table, th... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422928297 | 1423090329 | t3_2ul650 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Radar67: TIFU by accidentally trying to rape a beautiful woman
This happened last night.
I couple of days ago I matched with the most beautiful woman that I have ever matched with on Tinder. I assumed she must be a bot or something because women that beautiful do not match with me. But she turns out to be real and we ... | 9 | 2 | |
1422928239 | 1422973827 | t3_2ul60j | t5_2to41 | 7 | tifuthrowaway1712: TIFU by ordering a new phone from Verizon
Disclaimer: this actually happened at the end of November
I was very excited by the prospect of owning an iPhone 6 Plus. After discussing it with my coworkers, I decided to switch to Verizon.
A lot of stores didn't have any in stock, despite saying they did... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422929050 | 1422933814 | t3_2ul7pd | t5_2to41 | 7 | brickbuilder123: TIFU by accidentally sending a friend a very wrong screenshot on facebook.
This is a throwaway account for what will soon be very obvious reasons.
First off, I am a high schooler who has been in the closet for as long as I can remember. I have never told anybody, and never will. I am not happy that I... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422927991 | 1422930511 | t3_2ul5hw | t5_2to41 | 5 | FourtyToFreedom: TIFU by shaking some milk
I was cookin' some shit today and I needed some coconut milk, so I got my can of coconut milk and opened it and poured it into a glass, and it was all chunky. I'd forgotten to shake it. No big deal, I'll just improvise.
So I got an identical glass, put it upside down on top... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422930396 | 1422930520 | t3_2ulaij | t5_2to41 | 3 | PeteCarroll-: TIFU by calling a pass play
kidkayden: I love you but you are going to get downvoted for life.
PreceededSoup: It's the afterlife downvotes he's gonna regret.
| 3 | 1 | |
1422930226 | 1422968438 | t3_2ula4r | t5_2to41 | 79 | coopkta: TIFU by looking under the cubicle in an airport
This was actually a good while ago but a post on here today brought back horribly vivid memories of this moment in my life.
This one time, I was in the airport in Orlando with a friend, we were young at the time. We both went in to the bogs for a Barry White bef... | 6 | 13.166667 | |
1422930714 | 1422932390 | t3_2ulb4q | t5_2to41 | 3 | mahg94: TIFU by stoping for water and gun in a circle k. NSFW
Bonus points if this happened an hour ago?
So i have been dating this awesome girl for two or three weeks, and today we went to the movies. After that, we went for some tacos, and, as horny teenagers that we are, we agreed to stop some blocks away from her h... | 3 | 1 | |
1422932294 | 1422982677 | t3_2uleag | t5_2to41 | 539 | IRefuseToGiveAName: [sfw] TIFU by buying a Fleshlight
I'm a grown ass man. 23 years old. I make my own money, pay my own bills and wipe my own ass. Sometimes my dick gets hard. Has for a while now. I know how to take care of it when it does.
Problem being, I've been using the same method to relieve that penile pr... | 9 | 59.888889 | |
1422929959 | 1422943626 | t3_2ul9js | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the washroom in jungle in Northern Iran
This actually happened in August, but I just posted it on an askreddit thread and thought it'd be valid here.
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It was a burning hot, humid August in northern Iran.
We are driving through the beautiful jungles around Gilan, when I r... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422933024 | 1422936969 | t3_2ulfqy | t5_2to41 | 12 | jinxed_maself: TIFU by confessing to my hairdresser
TIFU by confessing to my hairdresser. As a lady, my hairdresser doubles as my therapist. Not sure if this is the same for dudes. If so, love to know.
Anyways, had a hair appointment, regaling my hairdresser with my latest escapades and nonsense, but I had to get... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1422933985 | 1422941051 | t3_2ulhsd | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an honest drug addict
(I'm a recovering coke addict, I was doing it for a few years and my life was falling appart. I have been clean for months until last night) I recently was seeing this girl whom amazes me. Same humor, taste in music, her personality.. just wow. I feel like we've known each... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1422931743 | 1422965556 | t3_2uld79 | t5_2to41 | 3 | coffeemchire: TIFU by getting an ouija board
So as usual this didn't happen today. It happened 2 months ago. I went out shopping at my local mall looking for a gift for my girlfriend for our 6 month anniversary together. I was shopping through Hot Topic the day before our anniversary so I was looking for a last minut... | 3 | 1 | |
1422920215 | 1422987457 | t3_2ukote | t5_2to41 | 142 | Manbearphoenix: TIFU by having my keys Mary Poppin away.
Literally happened 5 minutes ago.
Backstory: The wind is so strong that even your mom can't blow that hard.
The Fuck up: So I had to do some groceries right? Nothing wrong with that and nothing could make this Monday bad right? All was well, I walked into the s... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1422930275 | 1426968739 | t3_2ula8r | t5_2to41 | 6 | Charlieap96: Tifu by buying an HP computer.
It's a pretty simple story. Not really exciting. More of an "I just need to rant about this and get it out" type thing.
So about a year or two ago I bought an HP computer because I was at the point that i could've really used my own for my school work and gaming, etc. So I ... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1422935184 | 1422938472 | t3_2ulk6n | t5_2to41 | 26 | wmrussell: TIFU by going to the car wash.
So I am an UBER driver and this happened about 2 weeks ago. It was a friday and and I was getting my car all ready for a busy night, so I headed over to my local car wash. Now this car wash is one of those new ones that has a conveyor that you drive on and it takes you through ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1422935511 | 1422967066 | t3_2ulkus | t5_2to41 | 109 | aperson33: TIFU by telling my teacher to Suck My Ass
Unlike most tifus, this actually happened this morning.
So I'm in high school, and first thing in the morning I have History class. Today my dwarvish like teacher decided to watch a documentary over WWII all period long with a short paragraph assignment over the vi... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1422934975 | 1423007333 | t3_2uljrf | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling at my Girlfriends childhood best friends mom who happens to be the wife of our local Sheriff
My girlfriend (20) and I (20) are luckily in a very healthy relationship with literally no problems. We do nothing less but respecting our differences and we have a lot of fun being together and are e... | 14 | 4.142857 | |
1422934612 | 1422938704 | t3_2ulizv | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not stopping at Harmon's
MrJC666: HAHAHAHAHA... I mean poor you, your brother will never look at you the same way
*20 years from now*
"I still remember... that day.. 0.0"
chiswright: I still remember...THE INCIDENT...
| 3 | 1 | |
1422931834 | 1422940239 | t3_2uldd8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | obvstempthrowaway: TIFU by posting on Reddit
beentheredonethatXll: And? You didn't get your 5 seconds of reddit/youtube/twitter fame and now your like is ruined because you missed the high point of your life?
13steinj: It was clear bs from the start. It would be slightly believable, but then he mentioned cocaine and I... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422931227 | 1422937434 | t3_2ulc7n | t5_2to41 | 32 | pomegranate_rose: TIFU by knocking while pushing the door open (NSFW)
TIFU. I work in an office that has a separate building across the street. It holds all of the machines and mechanical equipment needed for our materials testing. It's a big warehouse-like room with a small set of stairs that leads up to an office spa... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1422936240 | 1422980244 | t3_2ulma2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | DrowningUnderwater: TIFU by emailing my feelings to an ex
idamnedit: First, I need to point out that your name is redundant, because drowning can only happen under water. Second, yes this is awkward. Why would you do such a thing? And was any of the awkwardness involving the feeling of something of his slithering int... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1422936842 | 1422939257 | t3_2ulnfd | t5_2to41 | 4 | cbru: TIFU by making my son a mixed cd.
He's eight. We were listening to a cd in the car and he asked if I would make him one for his room. I threw some songs on there, a good mix I thought.
Came into his room today to find him and his friend listening to Tweeter and the Monkey Man. So far the questions have been abo... | 4 | 1 | |
1422934789 | 1422983546 | t3_2uljdd | t5_2to41 | 107 | SuburbanGirl: TIFU by getting a cat.
So this happened about two weeks ago.
We have (had) a mouse problem at the house I rent a room in. We had tried everything we could think of including setting traps and calling an exterminator. Nothing was working and every few days we were seeing the huge fucker running around.
... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1422938202 | 1422943066 | t3_2ulpwl | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheReddX: TIFU by flirting with a girl
anonymous7852: You wouldn't of started flirting with the second girl if you really liked the first
TheReddX: It was the physical contact. You see I don't get much action at all, in fact I've had barely one girlfriend.
anonymous7852: Hmm Idk, pick one and stick with them!
Anothe... | 6 | 1 | |
1422938669 | 1422938775 | t3_2ulqqf | t5_2to41 | 3 | DaftFlex: TIFU by telling the bank they made a mistake.
I'm 5000 dollars in debt and the bank made an error in my checking and put 1000 dollars in it. I went to the bank and told them they made a mistake... They said "We wouldn't even have known about it if you wouldn't have told us. We are so thankful, thank you so mu... | 3 | 1 | |
1422938233 | 1422981812 | t3_2ulpyl | t5_2to41 | 13 | ThisTooWontPass: TIFU by making the biggest mistake of my life.
Okay, It wasn't actually today. It was over the past couple of days.. But first, background. I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 5 years. This is pretty significant because we are both 20, we are each other's first significant relationship... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1422937884 | 1422993122 | t3_2ulpax | t5_2to41 | 11 | MuffinMilitia: TIFU by idolizing my math teacher on Twitter.
Alright, here goes.
My friend and I have a long running joke about one of our math teachers. He is pretty religious, and we start joking around about it. (I'm a Mormon so it was out of fun)
My friend mentions that I should make a Twitter account for him. He... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1422940815 | 1423003333 | t3_2ulufx | t5_2to41 | 58 | raistlinblack: TIFU by being a Great Store Manager.
This was a few days ago. I'm a male retail store manager. About 8 months ago, I hired a female assistant manager. She caught on very quickly and together, we started to turn a failing store around. It also helps that she young a pretty in a store made for mostly male ... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1422937912 | 1422943463 | t3_2ulpd3 | t5_2to41 | 17 | bobotheking: TIFU by laughing during Selma.
Minor SPOILERS for the beginning of *Selma* below.
My biracial girlfriend and I (white as Wonderbread) had been itching to see *Selma* for the past few weeks. Unfortunately, we missed the showings in theaters nearby, so we resigned ourselves to eventually watching it on DVD... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1422940226 | 1422946354 | t3_2ultgw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing
Let me start this off by saying, I've been a bit of a lazy dickhead lately.
So I haven't been helping around the house lately, and my parents are strict with contributing around the house, so my mom has been on a pretty short fuse. Today, no more than 10 minutes ago, my mom flipped out at m... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422943429 | 1422994180 | t3_2ulykc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving up a mountain... while it was snowing
Obligatory "this happened two days ago."
I have this beautiful Honda Civic LX back from the ol' days of 2000 that I drive as a college student. I bought the beauty with my hard earned money last year... well my dad bought it and I paid him since I don't ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422943815 | 1423002949 | t3_2ulz58 | t5_2to41 | 124 | Dbro_81: TIFU by not telling my crush I like her
OK so from the start. I got a crush on a classmate during Chem 2. Only problem was that I was dating a girl from a different school at the time. I decided to see how things go and was considering breaking up with my current gf to date my classmate. Before I sound like a ... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1422944636 | 1422944981 | t3_2um0d5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | miss_katie_love: TIFU by missing my cake day...
ContrarySnivy: Happy Cake Day! :)
miss_katie_love: Thank you! :-)
mattymck: theres cake next to your name **RIGHT NOW**, YOU DIDNT MISS IT AT ALL.
| 4 | 1.25 |
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