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1422948062 | 1422968104 | t3_2um4vk | t5_2to41 | 12 | mycousinisababee: TIFU by missing my exam
So this story actually happened today.
I am a senior in high school and today i missed my exam. So I am pretty good in school and so my mom doesn't really ask about tests or homework and I don't usually tell her because she knows i get the results when she sees the report card... | 3 | 4 | |
1422948203 | 1422988011 | t3_2um527 | t5_2to41 | 29 | KaseyD: TIFU by being a decent human being.
This happened about 15 minutes ago.
I was at a gas station doing gas station things when this guy came up to me. He started telling me how his wife was taken to the hospital and his van broke down while following the amperlance. Knowing a decent amount of things about cars I... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1422948254 | 1423066808 | t3_2um547 | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwaway_fnw9run: tifu by reading an askreddit thread
Maybe not as bad as many of the things posted here, but hey, at least it actually happened today.
The thread in question: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2u3zwo/whats_the_biggest_red_flag_youve_ever_ignored/co4yy1s
Anyway. Like all good stories this st... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1422948453 | 1422948918 | t3_2um5c2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Feellikeshitthroaway: TIFU by failing a unit at university
Using a throwaway because... No idea really.
So this wasn't really today, more the second half of last year. But it hit me hardest today.
Last year, I failed a maths unit for my engineering degree. I thought I did alright, but my exam results say otherwise an... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422943599 | 1423082458 | t3_2ulytb | t5_2to41 | 2,599 | [deleted]: TIFU by having breakfast with a blind person.
So I'm in the hospital and there are a bunch of us sitting at a cafeteria style table and a blind woman sits down and someone brings her a tray of food. Since she is blind, I feel free to just stare at her and watch her try to eat.
So she is feeling around t... | 9 | 288.777778 | |
1422943620 | 1422951502 | t3_2ulyu9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | BunniesDie2: TIFU by trying to pantsing my friend
I'm new to reddit so please forgive me if this was formatted incorrectly or some shit.
So a few months ago my friends and I were just chilling after school doing our normal thing. Being me I thought it would be funny to pants one of my friends (who was wearing sweatpan... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1422948970 | 1422949348 | t3_2um5yl | t5_2to41 | 4 | brayanb1: TIFU by buying biscuits
This did not happen today but i just remembered about it. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I’d gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422946647 | 1422976860 | t3_2um32q | t5_2to41 | 7 | josephthemediocre: Tifu by hitting on a girl I thought I recognized
So I'm a server, or waiter and a pretty decent looking one, so I use it to my advantage. A girl I was serving was insanely hot, bonkers 11 out of 10 kind of hot. My usual bullshit charm was at work, leaning on the table, smiling as big as I can, the w... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1422947681 | 1422976157 | t3_2um4dq | t5_2to41 | 4 | 8nate: TIFU by puking on my carpet.
I got drunk last night and tried to puke in a plastic bag while in bed. The bag ripped, and my barf spilled all over the carpeted floor. Then I drunkenly cleaned it up completely wrong by using paper towels, my bath towel, dish soap, and all sorts of shit I found under the sink. It w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1422950562 | 1422986268 | t3_2um7sa | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my puppy eat marijuana edibles
BHO (butane honey oil) wax is a form of highly potent marijuana. I have been using it for over a year to make marijuana edibles. A whole wax brownie will knock you of your ass and have you high for around 8 hours if you don't pass out. Well i have a shiba inu pu... | 4 | 2 | |
1422941467 | 1423086141 | t3_2ulvi7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | blackoutHalitosis: TIFU I am a really BAD pet sitter.
A few years ago (so this should be something like "AFYAIFU") I house sat for my ex-wife and daughter. They are both science majors in a PHD program, and my daughter has resued a lot of rats from the university and raised them as pets. They also have a pet mongoose t... | 4 | 1 | |
1422951322 | 1422951532 | t3_2um8n8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying anal with my girlfriend.
ThisIsNotMyTrueForm: Tears are the best lube, so I'd say keep going.
RoughLife69: Gosh what a good way to put it.
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1422951415 | 1422953968 | t3_2um8r9 | t5_2to41 | 28 | fishmael2: TIFU by posting on Reddit and asking about my relationship
I'm going to marry my girlfriend, and we're going to live in the US. But last night I got a beer or two with my coworkers and talked about music with one of them on the train home. I asked AskReddit, what to do if you think you have a crush on a cowo... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1422957304 | 1422995600 | t3_2umeqo | t5_2to41 | 114 | wpgra1: TIFU by accusing my fiance of not being able to save money.
Ok well I fucked up royally. I am getting married in a few months and have been on my fiances case about saving money and maybe cutting out the luxuries and unnecessary things so as to save a little extra money. Anyway, we had a monster fight about... | 7 | 16.285714 | |
1422957885 | 1422960039 | t3_2umfcd | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to squirt (NSFW)
ProphetX0256: It happens. Once I was edging for so long that I forgot to pee... So when I came... A long stream of piss flew into the air lol. So don't worry.I could always teach you how to squirt ;)
Dayz15: kek. (squirting is pee tho)
ProphetX0256: That is true lol
| 4 | -0.25 | |
1422957864 | 1422962167 | t3_2umfbp | t5_2to41 | 4 | naisicumoy31: TIFU by making my friend with an eating disorder eat
schroedingersfat: You were trying to do the right thing. Is your friend receiving professional help?
naisicumoy31: No, she's hiding it from her parents and doesn't want to see the school counsellor out of fear they would contact her parents.
OliStabili... | 4 | 1 | |
1422960391 | 1422965615 | t3_2umhz8 | t5_2to41 | 27 | GodDamnItNik: TIFU by making a joke at work.
Just over 4 hours ago I arrived at work. I clocked in and sat down in the office like usual and begin talking with Mason and Heather. Shortly after, Alex comes into the office from the front and we all start talking.
After I few minutes, I say "I thought Nancy was working t... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1422961282 | 1422965412 | t3_2umiww | t5_2to41 | 10 | jbowye: TIFU by living far away
jerrypaull: An hour. take a bus... or uber :]
jbowye: There actually isn't any buses that go the distance. Our only option is by taking a train by Amtrak (at $30 a ticket).
zignd: Damn OP you live in a pretty fucked up place. I take two hours every day to go to work by bus, but at least... | 5 | 2 | |
1422955032 | 1422973694 | t3_2umcgy | t5_2to41 | 66 | TheIoftheVoid: TIFU by falling for clickbait
This happened minutes ago (for those of you who must know). So I'm at my uni in labs (where there are loads of computers for computing students) and I've just arrived. Logged into my PC and pull my phone out to check Facebook before starting my work. After scrolling through ... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1422964155 | 1423013461 | t3_2umm36 | t5_2to41 | 26 | platoandfriends: TIFU by freezing my legs, scaring the crap out of my wife, and getting accused of being a drug addict by a respected medical practitioner.
This happened over the Christmas period. This is not a throwaway because I'm an idiot who deserves whatever you throw at me. Lol. I've put on some weight over the p... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1422964611 | 1422986359 | t3_2ummk5 | t5_2to41 | 67 | MattyMattOc: TIFU by going to the doctor...
Me and the Misses are trying to have a baby but things aren't going to plan. I had to drop a "sample" into the clinic but, instead of listening to my Misses' directions, I was Yeah, Yeah, Yeah-ing.
I was bloody distracted. I couldn't help it - no sex and no "release" of abs... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1422964909 | 1423058967 | t3_2ummxe | t5_2to41 | 131 | CanIHasPussay: TIFU by not doing my homework.
So this happened a few months ago and i think it fits well in this sub, so here it goes.
I was procrastinating a project for school all week and i stayed up all saturday that weekend finishing it. Well my mom really hates it when i pull all-nighters because i dont wake up... | 6 | 21.833333 | |
1422965936 | 1422969958 | t3_2umo7c | t5_2to41 | 8 | bscotholladay: TIFU by asking the girl I liked out.
Asking her out is fine, it's great actually...the FU is that as I asked I got scared. I forgot to say, "...with me."
I have a friend having a party on Friday, so I thought I would take the girl I like. As I was talking to her I said, "Such and such is having a party ... | 4 | 2 | |
1422965191 | 1422985237 | t3_2umnb0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by /r/HailCorporate-ing too hard
Had a German mock exam yesterday. Looks like it's already been marked. I was about to go and get a laptop from the library, but my teacher stopped me on the way out, pointing to a note I'd written beside some grammar question about an iPad (there were three). I think it ... | 4 | 1 | |
1422966211 | 1423007042 | t3_2umoif | t5_2to41 | 13 | FreeHatMcCullough: TIFU because autocorrect
I just text my mum asking if she will lend me some change for something to eat, as I am unemployed at this moment in time. What I meant to text her was "Please can I get a butty?" (Butty means sandwich, for anyone not from the north of England) and autocorrect decides to chan... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422965439 | 1422970349 | t3_2umnl1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Decist: TIFU by driving a tricycle
I just remember an experience of mine that happened more than a decade ago. I'm already 23, and this event happened when I was just a grade/year 6 student.
So back then, I had a friend, who was way older than me which is around 5-10 years older than I was back then. His parents own ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422970238 | 1422997242 | t3_2umtw1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | dumbtwat24: TIFU by having my wifes name tattoed. Wrong.
Long story short we met in college, and now married for 2 years. We both are 20-somethings who are working and studying. After I proposed to her, her she had my name (5 words) tattoed on the right side of her ring finger with a small, italic font.
So before our... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1422968308 | 1422982399 | t3_2umr6u | t5_2to41 | 213 | dumbpianist: TIFU by playing the piano.
Last night I visited a friend who recently had a very, very rough time and ended up in a psychiatric ward at a hospital. I noticed a piano in the ward's lounge, so I asked her if I could play a few songs for her. I'm not pro, but I'm alright. Her face lit up with excitement; howe... | 7 | 30.428571 | |
1422966426 | 1423387986 | t3_2umorq | t5_2to41 | 3,162 | insert-relevant-user: TIFU by calling out my professor's mistake
So, I have the "xkcd substitutions" extension installed on my web browser just for fun. If you don't know what this is, it replaces certain words and phrases on webpages you visit with other ones. For example, "witness" is replaced with "this dude I know"... | 11 | 287.454545 | |
1422901489 | 1422980615 | t3_2ujhmk | t5_2to41 | 2 | Hamza78ch11: TIFU by walking the path less travelled
Two roads diverged in front of my dorm
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, quickly I looked
Down at one as far as I could
To where the pavement met the door
Then took the other, all muddy but short
And having perhaps the worse claim
Becau... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422972046 | 1422987171 | t3_2umwla | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by biofreezing my balls.
Ahbets: I'm just wondering, how didn't your SO wake up?
moneyshotx_x: She's a heavy sleeper, she also takes melatonin before bed so that helps. I also have some per Diem night shifts so she is used to me having to get up at night and go to work. We also have 3 cats and a dog. S... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1422971116 | 1422986536 | t3_2umv6q | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading my best friend's secret online diary
So some context about my fuck up.
My teenage friend, let's call her Layla, has an online, secret tumblr account solely as her diary to cope with her stresses and emotional troubles (death of a parent that she's coping with, insecurity about friends due to... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1422973152 | 1422974701 | t3_2umyh9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Cutecat42: TIFU by calling in sick. Advice needed...
I'm just going to put this out there...I'm paranoid that a coworker or my boss will see this (even though I know the chances are like none to slim), so I'm going to change a few details.
About 3 months ago, I was playing basketball and hurt my back. Like really, rea... | 4 | 2 | |
1422973043 | 1423065438 | t3_2umy9j | t5_2to41 | 82 | TeePeeGee23: TIFU by Serving my Father Canned Dog Fod
Last night, I fucked up
I decided I wanted to improve my cooking skills as I have a very limited amount of knowledge when it comes to the culinary arts. Cooking didn't seem complicated at all, or so I thought.
I proceeded to ask my dad if I could serve him some di... | 7 | 11.714286 | |
1422973350 | 1422973754 | t3_2umyu4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | hold-my-richard: TIFU by forgetting I gave my girl a key to my apartment
glyttch: Just tell her it wasn't you.
joeylee23: 'I looked into your eyes god damit'
'Hey....it wasn't me'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_f6qFBQD9U
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1422972893 | 1423065814 | t3_2umxzz | t5_2to41 | 4,639 | CptAmerification: TIFU By singing on a train. [NSFW]
This was two days ago, but whatever.
So, me and a buddy had been drinking in Manchester (UK) watching some rugby, you know, Brit stuff. After a long afternoon session of beer and large men hurting each other we headed off into the night to catch the last train ho... | 16 | 289.9375 | |
1422974370 | 1422977227 | t3_2un0my | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by placing an errant golf shot in the hole
This fuck up happened to me a while back when I was a young lad. So, me and a few friends decided to go golfing one weekend and I believe we were in our early teens at the time. I'm sure a lot of you can attest to the fact that most kids around this age are the... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1422974902 | 1422976612 | t3_2un1l8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Sleeping_With_Mayas: TIFU by trying to help out my grandmother
waffle247: Lol I wouldn't want to come across that stuff. (huh huh) But I gotta say.... your gran likes sex? Really? Did it not give it away you being born & having parents that were related to her & stuff?
Sleeping_With_Mayas: Picture your grandmo... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1422974815 | 1422977823 | t3_2un1g3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a few awkward emails to my ex boyfriend
WarBacon: We've all done something embarrassing that we wish we could take back. For example these kinds of emails or text messages that as soon as it sends you think to yourself, "shit shit shit shit shit no no no fuck shit shit shit."
emailedexawkwa... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1422975069 | 1423011467 | t3_2un1wr | t5_2to41 | 16 | JJSweets: TIFU by falling in love with a lesbian
This happened last summer at UConn. I live in Connecticut.
My bestfriend has a girlfriend, who has an apartment at UConn. I like to drink and got really drunk walking around after we tried to sneak into a bar without paying the upfront tab.
We tried to get in through t... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1422975248 | 1423168285 | t3_2un28d | t5_2to41 | 38 | LongGoneDaddy59: TIFU by going to Epcot
My wife and two 16 y/o daughters walking 'around the world' at Epcot, stopping and buying food/drinks ay each country. Taking pictures and enjoying the sun (we're from up north). We get to the good ol' USA and my wife decides she needs a funnel cake. As she walks nibbling on her ... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1422966643 | 1422985542 | t3_2ump1d | t5_2to41 | 69 | phattoes: TIFU by asking to hold a punk's pubes while she urinated.
So just like every other post on here, this happened a few years ago. I was in a volunteer program overseas and my roommate was a punk. She wanted to shave her head so she sat in the chair and I did it for her.
The day after - post shave - we were all... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1422976802 | 1422984107 | t3_2un57b | t5_2to41 | 30 | Krautskee: TIFU by smashing my gf in the face with my elbow and fist
So I got off work pretty late last night and the gf was still up, she started her new job early this morning so she wasn't about to get much sleep.
I did not sleep well, tossing and turning stomach pain muscle soreness etc.. I remember her alarm goin... | 3 | 10 | |
1422973145 | 1423106184 | t3_2umygi | t5_2to41 | 318 | Sharktogator: Tifu by catching the bus
So this happened a few years ago.
You must know, that I am a little bit socially awkward and very bad at small talk with people I don't know very much. I just never know what to say and try to get out of the situation pretty fast.
I was taking the bus to go to university and met... | 8 | 39.75 | |
1422979204 | 1422990305 | t3_2un9xg | t5_2to41 | 12 | Allkindofthem: Tifu: Caught girlfriend lying
BCredbottle: Where is the fuck up? Is this /r/tifu or /r/todayIfoundoutmySOischeatingonme ?
/u/Quick_man
/u/the_dinks
the_dinks: dude if you want to report a fuckup directly just message modmail
BCredbottle: For future reference, do you mean PM a mod?
the_dinks: No. I lov... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1422980141 | 1423014262 | t3_2unbxc | t5_2to41 | 1,219 | ayofosho: TIFU by thinking a guy in a wheelchair was furniture
This happened a long time ago, whatever, I said it.
I used to work in my college's A/V department. One night I was breaking down a conference room and my partner was a guy in a motorized wheelchair. We had worked together a few times before so we were on f... | 10 | 121.9 | |
1422981337 | 1423009713 | t3_2unenb | t5_2to41 | 29 | idkbanana: TIFU by walking a blind person to the bus stop..
This literally just happened.. I'm sitting in class as I type this..
So I was walking to class, and the local resident at my apartments, needs help getting to the bus, so I just grab his arm and walk him there.
As we are walking we are chatting it up and I ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1422981763 | 1423064498 | t3_2unfiq | t5_2to41 | 20 | fuckeveryting: TIFU by having a mental breakdown
so mental illness runs in my family. almost everyone on my mother's side is on a cocktail of medications. I, however am unmedicated at this point. I have SAD, but i can handle it. I'm usually ok regardless. something happened last week where I completely disassociated, p... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1422981532 | 1422983277 | t3_2unf2a | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting my classmate burned (rekt)
borusbulldog: So, how come you think this deserves a place in TIFU when there is no FU from I.
Fudgiee: Im too retarded to think of a better title..
borusbulldog: You are even in the wrong subreddit, this should belong in something like /r/deardiary.
Fudgiee: Imma ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1422979593 | 1423001450 | t3_2unarl | t5_2to41 | 6 | ProphetJezediah: TIFU by politely beeping at the wrong one
Fuck your obligation, but to be honest this was January 2014. I just hate that "obligatory blah blah blah shit."
Alright here we gone. Now I'm no wordsmith, but if you thug it out through the story then you'll get a laugh... Or something.
I was on my way bac... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422981239 | 1422984926 | t3_2uneeh | t5_2to41 | 5 | WhatIsPhone: TIFU by drunk texting my crush and embarrassing myself for life
This won't be one of these happy ending, funny TIFUs, this is just pure fuck up
I'll try to keep this short since I know people on reddit are lazy and don't like reading much, but I just want to get this shit off my chest.
Quick Backstory: I... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422985480 | 1422986073 | t3_2unnvu | t5_2to41 | 3 | velian: TIFU by spilling tea on my laptop keyboard.
N1sFoop: Where is the TL;DR?
velian: Sorry about that. Edited. ;)
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1422984152 | 1422999812 | t3_2unkxu | t5_2to41 | 45 | ninjafox250: TIFU by traveling through time
My girlfriend and I are on vacation in small town in Mexico, just south of Cancun. We were heading to Tulum today and got up at 7:30 and headed out well on time for our 9:20 bus. When we tried to buy a ticket for that bus, the woman behind the counter said it was 10:00. We ar... | 6 | 7.5 | |
1422986729 | 1423057813 | t3_2unqpy | t5_2to41 | 1,739 | I_hateu_echo: TIFU by trying to make out with my mom
This was back when I was around 6 my mom just reminded me about it and I thought it was a great tifu.
My dad walks through the door every day and starts kissing my mom vigorously, my mom never did that with me when I kissed her. I thought "I will try to do it to her... | 10 | 173.9 | |
1422986237 | 1422987406 | t3_2unplf | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting a random stranger
This morning was like any other ordinary morning when I decided to stop for coffee before going to work. I stopped at Panera because they have a great hazelnut coffee and it is much less expensive than Starbucks. I'm standing in line, when I notice a girl standing in line in... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1422980929 | 1422989965 | t3_2undp8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | chickennachos: TIFU by being a good student
This was yesterday evening. I found out that there was free entry to a student night at a gay bar in the city centre, and since I needed to blow off some steam, and I love gay bars, I headed out.
As I was buying myself a drink, this girl started chatting to me, and me being ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1422987561 | 1423003077 | t3_2unspc | t5_2to41 | 93 | chinston-wurchill: TIFU by unknowingly buying a stolen guitar amp, then trying to re-sell it to the guy who it was stolen from
So this didn't actually happen today. But I'm new to reddit, and it was revisited because I've been in touch with the police departments involved with his particular case the past couple days (... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1422987668 | 1423011168 | t3_2unsxd | t5_2to41 | 17 | Finum: TIFU by being an incompetent parent
Like a lot of TIFUs this happened when my daughter was 8. She will be 16 in March.
I never really thought I should be a parent. I felt I had issues even taking care of myself. The idea of being responsible for the care and well-being of a child was a little intimidating.
Ne... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422987378 | 1423019563 | t3_2uns9m | t5_2to41 | 73 | Urunghai: TIFU by going for a run
Dear reddit,
I like going for a run next to the river in the city where I live, especially heading a long way south, where it is much more quiet.
Just like any other day, I went for a run, enjoying the feeling of being in the middle of nowhere with nobody around. I felt a giant fart ... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1422989393 | 1423034618 | t3_2unwu3 | t5_2to41 | 23 | nsollenb: TIFU by telling my fiancé her wedding dress looked dirty
Let me preface this by saying that I just recently got engaged and decided to have the wedding fairly soon. With that in mind, the past month has been extremely stressful trying to plan everything so quickly. I have been very fortunate through most of t... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1422991118 | 1422994426 | t3_2uo0wo | t5_2to41 | 17 | carmeloapples007: TIFU by trying to sleep with my neighbors daughter
Alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that I decided to go about in order to achieve this act. So two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since I still had work on Monday I got up at ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1422990962 | 1423015717 | t3_2uo0j5 | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking into the room at the wrong time.
I work as a care giver for special needs individuals. Some kids, but mainly adults.
I am working with a client today, and he is an adult male. I was in one room calling his dad with a question and I come into the living room, and there, bam - he's blatantly t... | 5 | 12 | |
1422993003 | 1423065597 | t3_2uo57c | t5_2to41 | 343 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my lady parts
This happened a couple days ago but I'm still in pain. So it was a Monday night and I had just finished 12 hours of school/studying. I decided to treat myself to a steamy bubble bath since I just moved into my new place that has a huge tub. I get some candles lit, set the mood a... | 6 | 57.166667 | |
1422993450 | 1423055376 | t3_2uo687 | t5_2to41 | 234 | my_nailbuds_suck: TIFU by eating a Cheeto
So I'm chilling at my grandma's house (who btw has dementia) for the past 3 years she basically forgot how to life, but my older siblings still leave my nieces and nephews with her. (Guess they really love their kids) So I come over today to help my nephew out with his homework... | 6 | 39 | |
1422993560 | 1422997763 | t3_2uo6hl | t5_2to41 | 107 | zeus49: TIFU by looking for my dad's old weed smoking paraphernalia in his office.
My parents are out of town so I thought it would be fun if I smoked weed and played video games, I haven't smoked weed in my childhood home since high school, so I didn't have anything to smoke out of. I knew that my dad used to smoke we... | 6 | 17.833333 | |
1422993759 | 1422994181 | t3_2uo6zj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating microwaved ice cream and gummy bears this whole time at my friend's house
choongaloonga: Where's the fuck up part?
puttysan: Right? If the ice cream is still good, it's not a fuck up. Just a different way of eating ice cream
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1422994712 | 1423011048 | t3_2uo97p | t5_2to41 | 181 | [deleted]: TIFU By Letting My Neighbor In My Apartment
Well, hello again Reddit. Two days in a row: two unrelated fuck-ups in a row. I've honestly outdone myself.
Today I was hanging out inside my apartment, wearing comfy non-dyed sleep-pants (stupid jeggings). I'd been playing with my husky, Kalypso, since I got out... | 5 | 36.2 | |
1422995109 | 1423035863 | t3_2uoa4w | t5_2to41 | 19 | quickballing: TIFU by running the tap whilst having a dump
Okay so my house is having some work done on it right now, we're getting a new floor in the bathroom so at the moment it's just wooden planks on the floor until tomorrow when the floor man comes.
I'd just got back from school, went to bed very late the night b... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1422994655 | 1422997754 | t3_2uo92e | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU at college by not talking back
Tainek: so where is the F up?
all I see here is ranting about injustice 0,0
Azurephoenix99: fuck up is labelled in bold.
Tainek: you need to read more TIFU to get a clearer definition of a FU
Azurephoenix99: The FU was that I chose to do nothing and left, leaving them wi... | 5 | 1 | |
1422995719 | 1422998625 | t3_2uobik | t5_2to41 | 6 | throwaway2727293: TIFU by falling asleep watching the interview and having a wet dream about Kim Jong Un.
idamnedit: Breaking News: North Korea is now claiming that they have the ability to fuck us in our dreams. The North Korean Central News agency is claiming that they have confirmed their results through u/throwawa... | 3 | 2 | |
1422996256 | 1423539177 | t3_2uocsw | t5_2to41 | 8 | Triforceman555: TIFU by pissing off a Feminist
Okay, this happened today.
Background: I'm in high school, and it was a normal day. In my English class, there is this feminist (and Tumblrina) girl who consistently preaches about it and tries to argue with the teacher about it. So, naturally, I've gotten sick of hearin... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1422996387 | 1422999112 | t3_2uod3a | t5_2to41 | 7 | crestoreos: TIFU by pranking my roommate
This happened about three years ago. It started when my roommate bought some Oreos, and decided to try and pull a prank on the rest of us. He took out the middle of the frosting of a few Oreos, and replaced it with toothpaste. He then put a few on a plate and offered them to us... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1422995957 | 1423053327 | t3_2uoc1i | t5_2to41 | 5 | Theotherguyza: Tifu By busting a nut in the gym.
Aliencj: So today you fucked a weight machine?
Theotherguyza: Basically yes
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1422997583 | 1423008292 | t3_2uofwu | t5_2to41 | 5 | KoreyFX: TIFU by sleeping in class
This honestly happened today in 6th period.
I'm not all that sure what it was. Maybe it was math. Math will do it. But as soon as I entered my class for 6th, I felt exhausted. Like I'd ran a triathlon, wrestled with a frenzied bear in a telephone booth, and then swam the Atlantic.
... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422996648 | 1422997889 | t3_2uodos | t5_2to41 | 3 | Azurephoenix99: TIFU by not talking back at college (TL;DR at bottom)
Tainek: Did you really need two threads?
Azurephoenix99: I thought that nobody would go to the other one because it was far too long, but there's no way to change a title once you've posted something....wait! should i delete the other post? I think ... | 3 | 1 | |
1422997703 | 1423011729 | t3_2uog72 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting high
blazingeye: Yeah that's pretty common. I usually do the test and just record a pass, don't want to let the applicant know or leave a paper trail. If a workers comp issue ever comes up though, you're fucked if you fail.
Entisburg: good guy
blazingeye: Hardly. You put one toenail over the... | 6 | 2 | |
1422998060 | 1423004019 | t3_2uoh0d | t5_2to41 | 11 | ajjets10: TIFU by accidentally sending a text to the girl I like
The day before superbowl sunday me and the girl I like talked about getting into a relationship together. She is a recovering addict and on superbowl sunday her mom died unexpectedly. She asked if I could come be with her cause she was scared she might us... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1422997659 | 1423004267 | t3_2uog3c | t5_2to41 | 5 | because_obviously: TIFU by not buying our plane tickets right away
Not sure if this belongs here or not but here it goes: My fiancée’s mom told us that for our wedding present she would buy us plane tickets to Europe, wherever we wanted, with her American Airlines sky miles. We can’t really afford to buy trans-Atlantic... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1422998232 | 1423004077 | t3_2uohfo | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to ask someone out
So some back story, I got this huge crush on this girl, let's call her Amy, from my christian group at college a little after thanksgiving. I started talking to her, and we got to be pretty good friends. I wanted to wait until after Christmas break to do anything about it be... | 4 | 1 | |
1422998379 | 1422999227 | t3_2uohs4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | DigitalDK: TIFU by not looking at my pay stubs
Today I went to file my taxes that I've had for about two weeks and never looked at. I go to turbo tax and open the W2 I got back from my Dad's company. When I started to fill in the info I realize that federal income is entirely blank... I pull out some old checks to see ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1422997344 | 1423011589 | t3_2uofck | t5_2to41 | 6 | Arcane_Xanth: TIFU by prematurely building my girlfriend a computer.
After a couple months of talking to my girlfriend about me building her a computer, mostly it will just be my old one with a few upgraded parts, I finally got her to order some of the needed parts and I got the rest.
The parts needed to get it set u... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1422998584 | 1423026236 | t3_2uoi9k | t5_2to41 | 836 | iamPause: TIFU by Unmuting myself in a conference call
This happened not 15 minutes ago, and I will soon be heading to my manager's office to discuss what happened.
My team was holding our weekly team conference call (as we are located across the country). Two of my teammates were complaining about their *volume* of ... | 13 | 64.307692 | |
1423000721 | 1423010786 | t3_2uon4v | t5_2to41 | 4 | cvjoey: TIFU by making an ill-timed pun about a friend's pet's death.
So this happened right around a year ago from now, when i was 17 in my senior year of high school. Anyways, my good, close friend i've had since 7th grade (5 years ago at the time) came in very sad and told me that her dog had died over the weekend. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423001565 | 1423007178 | t3_2uop3b | t5_2to41 | 16 | kimoflex: TIFU by telling my wife I didn't love her
I screwed up bad guys.
Last night my wife and I were talking about the days when we were dating. We were making fun of each other and all was good in the world. We started talking about how her family says "love" a lot and for some reason I thought it was a great ide... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1423001429 | 1423029656 | t3_2uoory | t5_2to41 | 4 | Fournote: TIFU by making chili
This actually happened yesterday, but whatever.
So I found this recipe for something called 5-meat chili. It sounded epic. I made sure to follow the directions exactly. I tried a bowl when it was done. Something was wrong. It wasn't terribly spicy, but it was super acidic and greasy. It ... | 4 | 1 | |
1423002446 | 1423004350 | t3_2uor1s | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFUpdate -- proposing a threesome on the first date
[Original](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2ufa2r/tifu_by_proposing_a_threesome_on_the_first_date/)
Second date, fuckers. No... wait, I'm the fucker! That's right, I did indeed "Tap that", if you will.
TL;DR - Got fucked one day, and got *fucked* ... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1423002591 | 1423029084 | t3_2uorcg | t5_2to41 | 21 | Rogue_Rainbows: TIFU by giving my phone to my crush
Just some background, my crush introduced me to her friend a while back. We exchanged numbers to talk and get to know each other. Little did i know that she was completely obsessed with me. In a bad way. This is High School by the way.
So it was 5th period of the da... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1423000200 | 1423073936 | t3_2uom01 | t5_2to41 | 28 | pappasniff: TIFU by farting on an old lady.
This is easily the most embarrassing episode of my life (so far). I know when I'm 85 I will still cringe about this.
So this morning I was on the train, going to university (UK). I got the 8 o'clock train, which is always so packed full of people on the city commute you ha... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1423003388 | 1423004905 | t3_2uot3q | t5_2to41 | 6 | JudgmentalOwl: TIFU by spraying Gold Bond onto my balls n' gooch
grumpygooch: I'm happy for your gooch.
JudgmentalOwl: I was happy that it finally smelled decent until, you know, the whole horrible screaming thing.
| 3 | 2 | |
1423003636 | 1423029595 | t3_2uotnq | t5_2to41 | 75 | zowievicious: TIFU by not reading the comments first and letting my kid watch a video over my shoulder.
A rare tifu that is actually from today. I was watching the [Every 90's Commercial Ever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM) video and my 9 year old was standing behind me watching as well making comments a... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1423004978 | 1423033805 | t3_2uouy9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Apoc2: I've had 9 hours at work and just recently got home exhausted, I apologise I'm not currently up to your high standard.
BrandonVonDoom: Work in a call center also. Feels bro, feels. Also. Your grammar wasn't that bad, so fuck that guy. I know how it feels to leave that kind of job. I have to make around 150 phon... | 5 | 2 | |
1423002995 | 1423007391 | t3_2uos8m | t5_2to41 | 4 | wolfbladder: TIFU by calling an African American acquaintance 'black knight'
We just met and he told me to call him dark knight, and because I am absolutely retarded I called him the black knight by accident. I honestly did not mean it I am so sorry and I am not racist
throwawaycall: How is that racist..
ImHereForTheT... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423005655 | 1423010666 | t3_2uoxys | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting while driving
So, I've got this bad habit of texting while driving. Even though the phone is in a cradle, I know this is bad thing to do, but I still do it.
Not long after I leave work to drive home, I get a Tinder match. Normally, I'd send them a simple greeting in my own time, since 99% of... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423005866 | 1423018486 | t3_2uoyf0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting a guitar
Ok, so this didn't happen today. It was about a year ago and I was trying to buy my first guitar, just as a hobby thing. I always think about this and cringe.
So I went to my local guitar/music shop to see what kind of guitar I might like, knowing I probably would try to buy one onl... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423003728 | 1423066576 | t3_2uotuq | t5_2to41 | 146 | Problematiqu: TIFU by submitting a video of my cat to my online History class.
I am currently enrolled in quite a few online courses, more than I can handle. This causes me to be incredibly rushed when doing assignments, as the course load is incredibly lengthy and tiring.
I had a discussion I was supposed to submit ... | 7 | 20.857143 | |
1423008004 | 1423009545 | t3_2up2zq | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwmeoutideeryou: TIFU Destroyed my entire life in < a week
HPBMatrix: Ur an idiot... Smart people know that there is more than one "uni", even thousands world wide... Suck it the fuck up soldier (assuming) and put the rifle away!
throwmeoutideeryou: (assuming right)
Look, I get it. I do. But I have an entire l... | 5 | 1 | |
1423008923 | 1423015902 | t3_2up4zx | t5_2to41 | 4 | teacherthrowaway9: TIFU by hitting one of my students.
Throwaway for completely obvious reasons.
This happened just earlier today and I'm confident I'm in serious trouble..
I work in Ireland but I am English, I teach in Secondary School which I'm pretty sure is the equivalent to High School in America. Anyways I had ... | 4 | 1 | |
1423001974 | 1423093233 | t3_2uoq02 | t5_2to41 | 6 | awakexunafraid: TIFU by asking the guy outright to "suck it" (It's actually worse than it sounds).
So there's this guy in one of my classes, and we're all chill with eachother, and he's really the only guy in that class I don't want to hit with a chair and anyway I kinda flirt with him but I try not to seem obvious or ... | 3 | 2 | |
1423009860 | 1423010405 | t3_2up70m | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering pizza
queencuntpunt: Now he thinks you were coming on yo him. Hot coffee style.
CatMadeOfFur: I should have[ asked him in. ](http://youtu.be/ORD7KAgi8h0) and we could have had our own coffee date.
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1423008792 | 1423024474 | t3_2up4pm | t5_2to41 | 5 | nothingsnew: Tifu by causing a tummy volcano
Okay, Reddit, today I learned alchemy! And am I grave pain...
I have winter allergies, I assume since I watch the news and this explains a lot. So, I take immune boosters and every couple days I will drink alka seltzer for colds or thermaflu or whatever.
Well today, 2 hour... | 9 | 0.555556 |
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