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1423010130 | 1423010875 | t3_2up7jz | t5_2to41 | 5 | cdbertsch: TIFU by owning my own home
I recently became a home-owner for the first time and I have learned that maintenance and repair costs are not something to take lightly. After month number two I had a plumbing problem where after using the washing machine the shower in the adjacent room would back up and flood th... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423009578 | 1423010660 | t3_2up6fm | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by syncing my old iPhone back up to my new phone
*Preface: This happened around an hour ago and I have just been sat here wallowing in self-pity, trying to think of a way to make myself feel better. Henceforth - share it with the internet. People on this sub generally stick up for those in trouble, know... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423010532 | 1423046079 | t3_2up8dn | t5_2to41 | 1,716 | ichbinfred: TIFU by sleeping topless
Last night I opted to sleep topless for the first time since getting my new kitten. She's settling in to the point where she's sleeping now and not tackling my face every 10 seconds, I'm enjoying the kitten cuddles and it's been nice.
This morning she wanted to crawl in under the do... | 13 | 132 | |
1423010774 | 1423067476 | t3_2up8w6 | t5_2to41 | 43 | kenzers: TIFU at work. In the bathroom. On my bosses skirt.
Maybe this TIFU post started a few days ago when my doctor prescribed me some pills that she said would boost my metabolism, curb my appetite and help me shed a few pounds. So legal speed essentially, I have only slept about 7-10 hours over the past 4 days. AN... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1423011057 | 1423035732 | t3_2up9fw | t5_2to41 | 101 | PropogandaBanana: TIFU by telling someone nice boots
This just happens like 10 minutes ago. I was walking into my colleges main building, it is a sunny day and a glare was hitting my glasses and i seen a girl walking my way. I noticed her boots has some shining things glaring off them looking all fancy and stuff, so i ... | 6 | 16.833333 | |
1423012007 | 1423022354 | t3_2upbe7 | t5_2to41 | 39 | PROBABLY_BANG: TIFU by wanting the D.
I work on the bar in a fine dining restaurant so the only time I deal with a table is when I'm taking drinks or clearing glasses so I have to make quick, light hearted conversation with tables while I'm there.
This table liked me and we was all laughing while I'm at their table. O... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1423012403 | 1423013270 | t3_2upc60 | t5_2to41 | 37 | derdea: TIFU by putting a bandage on my lady bits NSFW
Two days ago I was running late for work. It's 5am, I'm groggy, and I'm trying to make myself shower. In the shower I run a razor over my legs and under my arms quick and think, what the hell, I'll hit my bikini line quick too.
Evidently, that was my first mistake... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1423012849 | 1423029877 | t3_2upczf | t5_2to41 | 8 | queencuntpunt: Tifu by locking my cat in the bathroom.
So every night before me and my husband go to work we put the cat into the bathroom. We have a mean dog and we worry that if left unattended Loki (dog) may hurt Arthas (cat). So tonight we put him in and go grab his toy that we left out.
The door won't open.
My... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423013420 | 1423043516 | t3_2upe5i | t5_2to41 | 168 | Englex: TIFU by drawing a swastika on my test in a school in Germany.
Many years back, when I was in elementary, I loved drawing anything I saw that would interest me. If it was logos, flags, or things, i already had on anything i could draw on. One day I had finished my test and was waiting to have it turned in. I had... | 7 | 24 | |
1423010896 | 1423069455 | t3_2up94j | t5_2to41 | 2 | WhatsShakinBacon69: TIFU by waking up naked...... When I was 8
So this happened when I was 8 so like.... 8 years ago. So me and my dad had just moved in with my aunt, as my mom was incarcerated( She's fine now) and my pop didn't make enough money at the time, so we had to move. Me and my dad both stayed in the largest ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423014314 | 1423022832 | t3_2upg0a | t5_2to41 | 63 | PleaseDeflateMyBalls: TIFU by hitting on a girl at a Superbowl party
I was at a Superbowl party, drinking. At some point I worked up the courage to hit on this single girl. After some chit chat I asked her if she would like to deflate my balls like Tom Brady. I was asked to leave....
JaysRooted: She was a Patriot's fan... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1423014390 | 1423017354 | t3_2upg5q | t5_2to41 | 4 | flash__thunder: TIFU by having sex in a lake nsfw
SwiggitySwat: Hi flash__thunder, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by having sex in a lake nsfw*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 11: All posts centered around sexual content will be removed unless it's the week... | 4 | 1 | |
1423015955 | 1423033342 | t3_2upht3 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Imrolini: Nobody likes bots!
AgentSmithPS4: Never send a machine to do a human's job.
theybulldozer12: Never send a human to do a machine's job.
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1423013373 | 1423016290 | t3_2upe1u | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU By Ordering a Flesh-Light from China
Some Background: I haven't had a girlfriend in over two years, so naturally, I wanted to pleasure myself with something other than my right hand.
About a month ago, I went onto a website that specialized in rubber sex toys for men. Due to my extreme loneliness and n... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1423014431 | 1423140553 | t3_2upg8j | t5_2to41 | 375 | EvilestOctopus: TIFU by picking a hair off of my cat
Happened maybe two minutes ago. I'm on the toilet and my cat Ash bulldozed in as usual and jumped up on the sink next to me. He's doing normal cat stuff rubbing against my face and walking back and forth. He sort of half turned tail brushing the wall, and I noticed ... | 5 | 75 | |
1423016998 | 1423018200 | t3_2uplho | t5_2to41 | 43 | TheRatWithinTheGrain: TIFU By Boiling My Man Meat
So after waking up with morning wood, I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and relieve myself while getting ready for the day. I hopped in the shower, turned on the water and pointed the shower head straight down so I wouldn't get wet. The shower is pretty big an... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1423017639 | 1423090549 | t3_2upmqt | t5_2to41 | 677 | AtomicEggRoll: TIFU By licking a woman's Sundae and then passing out.
First off, I'm on my phone, so the formatting will probably suck.
Second, this took place a few years ago. I know, I get it. What can I say? I haven't fucked up as much as I used to. Fuck me, right?
Anyway, I have Epilepsy. I was diagnosed in 2010... | 7 | 96.714286 | |
1423010332 | 1423063014 | t3_2up7yx | t5_2to41 | 19 | geekity: TIFU by trying to make my 10 year old son feel better after getting stepped on by a horse.
So my kids are all in a weekly horseback riding program. Not one where someone puts you on a groomed and saddled horse and you go on a trail ride. It's an all volunteer organization where my kids are up at 5am every Satu... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1423017940 | 1423018689 | t3_2upnbp | t5_2to41 | 4 | emdizzrulez: TIFU by changing our home wifi name
To begin this post, we've been having a lot of wifi problems lately. Like it won't work if so many people are on it, really laggy, it will shut off every now and then, etcetcetc.
Anyways, so my dad decided to get a new router and he didn't know how to hook it up so h... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423019691 | 1423024532 | t3_2upquu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my girlfriend
Okay, reddit, this is a throwaway, so I will be brutally honest here. Please, try not to judge too much, I know I am a scumbag. And if my ex reads this, all my love, from Sir Furball.
I really don't quite know where to begin this story, so I will do my best.
Me: 20m, her 19... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423014288 | 1423274045 | t3_2upfyq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having serious feelings for a girl I've only been talking to for 3 days...
Long story short. I met a girl on omegal, we connected real quick but decided to give our self a certain amount of time to see if we really like each other. Then today, she calls me that some stuff is going on at home and that... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423020227 | 1423106175 | t3_2uprwp | t5_2to41 | 11 | 3R1NYS: TIFU by telling my boarding students to get fucked
This happened a few months ago, but I was inspired by another TIFU post to share my experience:
I'm typically slow to anger, but when I am, I sort of explode. I like to avoid confrontational scenes, my anger is unpleasant for myself and all involved.
So nat... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1423020029 | 1423047132 | t3_2uprjj | t5_2to41 | 6,286 | Le1tus: TIFU by calling my mother and saying "I love you"
This fuck-up actually happened just a couple hours ago...
So as many of you might know McDonalds is doing the promotion of paying with love, I happened to be one of the lucky "winners" of this promotion. It was great a $15 Mckey'D's food binge for free, man I c... | 13 | 483.538462 | |
1423020622 | 1423082472 | t3_2upsoc | t5_2to41 | 1,292 | [deleted]: TIFU by confessing my love to my best friend
Yep, that's right.
I'm in love with my best friend that I've known for 2 years now. It's unconditional too, I love every little thing about her, all of those insecurities, every last bit. I subconsciously started making wedding plans, I've never fallen this hard ... | 13 | 99.384615 | |
1423020137 | 1423068051 | t3_2uprqr | t5_2to41 | 10 | KatzenGaming: TIFU by telling my ex-friend to be mature.
(Happened 5 days ago)
Hello, I apologise if this is the wrong thread but I just want to let this out.
This happened 7 days ago at school, me and my (now-ex)friend were sitting together in a class. I was talking to someone else about an important topic and my fri... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1423017558 | 1423068686 | t3_2upmkk | t5_2to41 | 72 | balancespec2: TIFU by helping a woman pretend to be a cancer patient
Back when I was an pale nerdy teenager, my mom had befriended this loud black woman named Barb. Barb became like an Aunt to me as she was basically my mom's best friend.
Barb was a *very* animated character, to say the least. She would belt out lou... | 8 | 9 | |
1423022617 | 1423115295 | t3_2upwl9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to buy turkey breast that was on sale
So I was browsing a deal site today and someone posted that Target had turkey breast that was ringing up for $1.59 each instead of $1.59 per pound. I checked the stock at my local store and convinced my husband that we should go get some.
I get there and ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1423022859 | 1423026166 | t3_2upx2c | t5_2to41 | 10 | VirgilFox: TIFU by trying to get a massage with a happy ending
JaysRooted: Damn bro, I'm 30 mins from Atlanta. How the hell have I never heard of this place?
unceunceunce: Rubmaps brother, rubmaps.
VirgilFox: Yeah, that's how I heard about this place in the first place.
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1423022939 | 1423037403 | t3_2upx85 | t5_2to41 | 2 | flashpanda: TIFU by not taking a compliment.
This happened today, like roughly two hours ago. So some back story, I have issues. Most of these issues stem around social anxiety talking to girls, especially if I am interested in them. So this girl in my class who sits next to me is one of these girls. I go out of my way... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423022777 | 1423111591 | t3_2upwvz | t5_2to41 | 10 | notastromolly: TIFU by not listening to my dad
This tifu happened to me a few days ago but still a problem that i am facing with today
Well it all started late friday night. I had my friends car at my house and needed to return it so I drove his car and my cousin drove my car so we can return in my car.
As soon as i... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1423018082 | 1423048599 | t3_2upnlq | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by petting my dog
This happened years ago when I was around the age of 9. It was on a Sunday when I woke up with a sour and nauseous stomach, about an hour later I have to take a shit and its severe diarrhea. After I'm done I go to my dad and smile saying "I made melted Hershey chocolates" He looks at m... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423022303 | 1423119376 | t3_2upvz5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU for assuming that we are exclusively dating
Reddit, last night I completely fucked my lifeup for assuming that my partner and I were exclusive. I found out that he has slept with over 8 women while we were 'together'. The confrontation happened last night when I found hair rubberbands on his bed (defini... | 10 | 2.6 | |
1423024016 | 1423027796 | t3_2upz86 | t5_2to41 | 7 | dreaaaaaa: TIFU By Touching My Brother's Baby Batter
Dick_North: Tissues laying around...where exactly?
dreaaaaaa: Counter, guess he forgot to clean up
Dick_North: Pffft. Amateur.
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1423026909 | 1423027318 | t3_2uq4e3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by betting and not knowing when to stop
It all started with a simple $20 bet on an NBA game. And of course after losing I ask for double or nothing. And then of course I ask triple or nothing. And of COURSE KYRIE IRVING would score 55 points...
So I owe my friend $60. Were playing pool, and we play for... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423027112 | 1423027954 | t3_2uq4qj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing my two passengers, thinking that green meant go
So I was volunteering tonight to drop off clothes/blankets to the homeless and had even gone as far as to find two more volunteers. After we all drove over loaded up the car with jackets and shoes I go to follow the second of four cars in... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1423027209 | 1423094388 | t3_2uq4w9 | t5_2to41 | 400 | to_me_poetaster: TIFU by loving my wife
So I married a crazy german american baptist girl. Beautiful blonde, but mean as fuck. We've been married a few years now and I keep pushing all the red flags out of mind because I'm married now, and I'm stubborn, and I don't like admitting TIFU. but here it is. I. F. U. big time... | 8 | 50 | |
1423027637 | 1423027947 | t3_2uq5mb | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my boyfriend...
and leaving my beer and lunchable at his place.
I'll miss those cold, tiny nachos...
a_mex_t-rex: Eww everybody knows it's all about the pizzas
kitnzinspiredbykitnz: I ate the pizza one right after I bought it. Don't worry.
| 3 | 2 | |
1423027221 | 1423067020 | t3_2uq4ww | t5_2to41 | 24 | THEYCALLMEDUNN: TIFU by sending wrong Url to GF
So just a few minutes ago, while chatting with my gf whom I am currently in a long distance relationship, I decided to share a url link. Earlier in the day, I was browsing theChive on my mobile app and saved a copy of a urls to share with a group of friends (all guys) on ... | 4 | 6 | |
1423028700 | 1423030469 | t3_2uq7b3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | wolfstickers: TIFU by bracing for a fall with lube on my hands (story NSFW)
My husband and I typically end the day with a good wank. After I finish him up, I usually head downstairs to wash my hands and get a baby wipe or wet towel. Last night I made two critical errors in the process, though.
1) I wore socks to fend... | 3 | 2 | |
1423030510 | 1423084835 | t3_2uqa6n | t5_2to41 | 25 | Commodore_Vanderbilt: TIFU by trying to be gentleman by patting away some crumbs on my employee's sweater.
It turned out to be her boogers. She said it was something else but she knows I know. Now I want to cut my fingers off.
MattyMattOc: Doctor removes [booger from hell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBw1GWsr8mI... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1423030429 | 1423045760 | t3_2uqa23 | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU by not paying attention to my Facebook messages
I am currently deployed to Afghanistan, and the military life has been pretty hard on my marriage. I've been having a lot of my mind and you could almost say borderline depressed. There is a lot of stuff that I can't just tell my wife, especially over a so... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1423029350 | 1423044343 | t3_2uq8by | t5_2to41 | 6 | qwerty12qwerty: TIFU by asking my mom for a spiderman kiss.
Other post reminded me of this... I was 5 and the new spiderman came out. I saw how Peter Parker kissed what's her face and it seemed cool. I asked my mom if we could do that and yea.
MickOTool: hahaha, this is a good one. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423030069 | 1423072204 | t3_2uq9hf | t5_2to41 | 24 | JennaZant: TIFU by accidentally spending an extra 40 dollars
Welp. I was using my computer last night when the computer told me that Windows was not genuine. I called and bought another key today. I check my email a couple of hours later and... boom. I accidentally click the link. Twice. It charges me 80 rather than 40... | 8 | 3 | |
1423010186 | 1423033765 | t3_2up7nc | t5_2to41 | 9 | mattpvck: TIFU by sitting on my brother's kids.
Alright, where do i start.. so today my brother asked me if i'd watch his kids for a little while he picked his wife up from the airport so he didn't have to drag them along with him. She travels for business a lot or something, i don't really know. Kinda short notice but... | 3 | 3 | |
1423026594 | 1423033927 | t3_2uq3tn | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheBrotherProtector: TIFU by not doing anything about my brother getting bullied. Yet.
Ok. It's story time reddit. This is obviously a throwaway and all names were changed for the safety of myself and others involved. Also if this is in the wrong sub, please let me know.
It started at the beginning of this school year... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423032702 | 1423040597 | t3_2uqd65 | t5_2to41 | 21 | 500wattwarlock: TIFU by trying to take a picture of a 12 year old.
(I don't know her exact age but I'm assuming it would be anywhere between 12-14 years old)
I was walking along, minding my own business at a shopping centre when I spotted a little red patch embroidered on a preteen girl's backpack.
I did a double take... | 7 | 3 | |
1423033279 | 1423034053 | t3_2uqdz8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | KingIdek: TIFU by, I don't even know
fedora_the_explorer0: Maybe her crush was you, OP.
KingIdek: -.- maybe I fucked up even more
| 3 | 1 | |
1423033299 | 1423034265 | t3_2uqe07 | t5_2to41 | 8 | smoke4sanity: TIFU by telling my interviewer I want his job even though I don't
It's a very small company, and the interviewer would be my boss if hired.
The question: We want people here long term, Where do you see yourself in five years?
I didn't know how to answer, so I tried to say something smart:
Me: .... in a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423033286 | 1423034906 | t3_2uqdzj | t5_2to41 | 18 | mylighterside: TIFU By Jump Scaring My GF
Well this wasn't today but a few months back.
GF and me was at the mall and she wanted to use the toilet. We were in a pretty empty part of the mall and there's a CR nearby. She went ahead and did her thing while I set myself up at the corner of the exit of the women's toilet.... | 3 | 6 | |
1423034056 | 1423181922 | t3_2uqf0c | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: [UPDATES][PART 2] TIFU by yelling at my Girlfriends childhood best friends mom who happens to be the wife of our local Sheriff
Original (Part 1) - https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2uljrf/tifu_by_yelling_at_my_girlfriends_childhood_best/
**(2/3 10:36PM) EDIT 1 (Forgot to mention phone charger was in th... | 8 | 5.375 | |
1423034111 | 1423178353 | t3_2uqf2v | t5_2to41 | 209 | oakydeer: TIFU by fulfilling my mother's prophecy that I would destroy her shower. [NSFW?]
Alright ladies and gents, this tale of woe occurred literally minutes ago and I'm still trying to process what the hell just happened/how I reacted. So here we go:
I get home after a pretty awesome afternoon at work and I'm all ... | 10 | 20.9 | |
1423036397 | 1423072387 | t3_2uqhp2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | runtheballatthe1yard: TIFU by troll texting my girlfriend's "honorable" military friend that tries to flirt with her
I guess, for this post, it is "TodayHeFuckedUp"??
So I am a pretty trustworthy boyfriend and let my girlfriend go have lunch with her military friend that just came back (or so I think he did, came back... | 5 | 4 | |
1423036474 | 1423041565 | t3_2uqhru | t5_2to41 | 14 | callumirvine: TIFU by taking bad ear cleaning advice from an askreddit thread
On [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2uibgu/whats_something_you_do_that_you_think_everyone/co8o9gl) AskReddit thread, /u/ThisIsZane starts a conversation about cleaning the inside of your ears and it feeling so good.
I have ... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1423037654 | 1423039229 | t3_2uqj24 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Cotton_Runt: TIFU by changing my friends background picture on his computer.
So like many TIFU's this happened a few years ago, and I must have been about 12 at the time.
I went to a really posh private school and would have been in year 7 at the time. Now as an experiment the school decided to have everybody in the y... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1423036572 | 1423039850 | t3_2uqhv7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | FuarkMyLuck: TIFU: I am fucking retarded
So I'm extremely broke atm as im a student. I live in australia. I have used the last few dollars on my go card ( a digital swipe card with your public transportation balance on it ) to come to the gym.
Now I worked it all out to have JUST ENOUGH of a balance to get to my job ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423041545 | 1423088271 | t3_2uqmzr | t5_2to41 | 78 | dont_say_technically: TIFU by farting on a girl's face.
Not much more detail. Karate class, hottest girl in the class gets teamed up with me. During warm up it was my turn to do crunches and she was leaning on me holding down my ankles. The fourth crunch pumped out a very loud, dense, foul-smelling fart right on her fa... | 6 | 13 | |
1423041830 | 1423055406 | t3_2uqnar | t5_2to41 | 7 | 1PillarBow: TIFU by trying to surf
This fuck-up happened about 4 or 5 hours ago.
My highschool decided to host a program where we can learn how to sw... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423043516 | 1423043714 | t3_2uqoxb | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by persuading my OH to do something I saw on Reddit
p_coletraine: Why can't all women be like you??
MyKidsAreCockblocks: Aren't they all!?
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423035722 | 1423108782 | t3_2uqgxa | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading TIFU in class
Lamenardo: ...You're a rude arsehole. Don't try to blame it on the 'engineer stereotype', you're an arsehole. Using a computer is one thing, but sniggering out loud is another, and she was right to tell you off for disturbing the class. You then went on and fucked the class up ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423045543 | 1423066818 | t3_2uqqup | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting about the flash on my phone
Was on the train to school saw a nice arse, took a pic of it, flash was on. Everyone acted like they didn't notice and I got off the next station.
TL;DR: awww shit to oh shit under a second.
Stalfosed: We need pics OP
FatalOverdose: Op will deliver when op gets... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423041763 | 1423065518 | t3_2uqn83 | t5_2to41 | 2 | soldieron3: tifu by forgetting to grab my gear
Army guy here so I'll try to explain the jargon as I go. Two weeks ago I loaned my body armor to a new soldier so he could go to the rifle range. Due to classes and such I didn't get a chance to get it back until the end of the day yesterday. I set it behind our unit as we... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423048494 | 1423063827 | t3_2uqtt7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | PrettyFkinFarFromOK: TIFU by accepting a friend request.
So about two weeks ago, this random chick sent me a friend request - and we had a mutual friend, X. Since I don't normally just add'em, I asked X who this chick was, and X said that she knew the chick through some foreign exchange program.
Okay, but why'd she a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423046720 | 1423096520 | t3_2uqs0t | t5_2to41 | 2,286 | Aliencj: TIFU by trusting my gf
Well this one is pretty simple. I was cutting jalapenos and then scratched my nose. This lead to intense and unbearable burning. Not knowing what to do I desperatly ask my gf who quickly responds "put ketchup on it!" So I did. It got so much worse. I yelled and panicked in pain. I eventu... | 10 | 228.6 | |
1423049031 | 1423051288 | t3_2uqudf | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU when my crush hugged me.
This actually happened two years ago but I only just found this sub.
I was chatting to some of my friends when suddenly I feel arms grab me from behind. I turn around and my crush locked me in a huge hug. I didn't know what to do so being the awkward guy I am, I tried to retur... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1423049929 | 1423090218 | t3_2uqvc5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | IgniteEquus: TIFU by using capital letters in a formal message
This happened a few hours ago...
TIFU by typing a formal message. Normally when typing to friends i don't bother with capital letters in my messages, however since this was a formal message, i did all i could to make it look neat, fancy and formal.
After... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423049683 | 1423100597 | t3_2uqv1z | t5_2to41 | 323 | NoNo_NoLemonPledge: TIFU Royally By Asking A Girl Out With Psychology
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2015, I fucked up and am still cringing. Just hours previous to this documentation, two college students were pounding out some psychology homework. One of those students being yours truly, and the other is the victim of my hei... | 10 | 32.3 | |
1423050651 | 1423057342 | t3_2uqw2y | t5_2to41 | 25 | jnovocin: TIFU By cleaning my house NSFW
My wife and I are mildly lazy people, we put a lot of stuff off, and really wait until the last possible moment to do it, and we even complain about it then. Today she wakes up and just explodes with productivity, cleans the kitchen, the child had a doctors appointment and a den... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1423051349 | 1423053016 | t3_2uqwtx | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by hugging a girl.
Obligatory didn't happen today line.
Weeeellllllllll about 10 months ago, I was at a birthday party one 15 degree night. Being the idiot I am, I forgot my sweater at home and had to go through the night in a T-shirt. [ minor fuck up. #1 baby. I would be happy if it stopped here, but... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1423052134 | 1423133213 | t3_2uqxnu | t5_2to41 | 337 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking my ex's instagram.
I promised myself to break all contact with my ex. We had a 3 year relationship before things went down the drain and it's been about a month now since we've ended things.
So my "TIFU" happened about an hour ago when I was about to go to bed. I'd usually surf reddit or in... | 14 | 24.071429 | |
1423053339 | 1423066976 | t3_2uqz2n | t5_2to41 | 28 | RaceLuvsPie: TIFU by already ruining Valentines Day
From one conversation 5 minutes ago, I now have a very bitter and upset girlfriend with no possible way to fix it. We're fairly new as a couple but we've been hyping Valentine's Day up for each other over the past 2 months. Everything was in order. Plans set, present... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1423053259 | 1423105163 | t3_2uqyyl | t5_2to41 | 13 | breyette: TIFU by gargling in the shower
This happened maybe a half hour ago. I'm getting over a sinus infection and still wake up every morning with gunk built up behind my nose, and this morning after I stepped in the shower I decided gargling with some of that hot water would help clear out everything. I got some of... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1423053272 | 1423085691 | t3_2uqyz3 | t5_2to41 | 18 | MedSkewlDropOut: TIFU by calling the target of my criminal investigation.
This TIFU was actually over a decade ago while I was a high school intern with a local District Attorney's Office. My job was to play CDs of phone recordings and transcribe them. At the time, these calls were either 911 calls, jailhouse calls o... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1423048162 | 1423057360 | t3_2uqtfi | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by lacking any sense of tact, or social awareness. TIFU by offering to pay for their tutoring
I've been speaking this girl for the past month or so. We've been texting for a few weeks and we did end up seeing each other once (met her through okcupid). Although extremely briefly, like I just glanced at h... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423049231 | 1423077920 | t3_2uqulq | t5_2to41 | 14 | Riresurmort: TIFU by Buying a Nepalese Kukri Knife
So about three months ago I was in Katmandu, Nepal having just returned from trekking to base camp of Everest. We were hanging around town doing a bit of shopping before flying home in a few days. Anyway we decided it would be great to pick up some traditional [Kukri K... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1423056061 | 1423068455 | t3_2ur2cy | t5_2to41 | 20 | wethechampyons: TIFU by eating a hot pocket
So I'm a vegetarian. I came home super tired and hungry, and I remembered that boyfriend told me he had cheese hot pockets. They are unboxed in the freezer so no way to tell the flavor. I make one, take a bite, and low and behold it's pepperoni.
I decide to eat it because I ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1423055476 | 1423112413 | t3_2ur1k4 | t5_2to41 | 1,190 | ucsbmahalo: TIFU by thinking my roommate and his girlfriend were asleep
I finished an assignment at like 2:00 AM and decided to reward myself with a really fat bowl afterwards. Then I did this weird slow motion fall thing in the living room before getting a longterm supply of Doritos for the coming hibernation. When I ... | 13 | 91.538462 | |
1423056939 | 1423677093 | t3_2ur3fw | t5_2to41 | 3,778 | LoadSock: TIFU by fart blasting my kitten off the bed.
My five month old kitten was napping beside me while I was laying on my side reading a book.
Felt a bit of a squeaker building up, and thought it would be funny to startle kitty with it.
Spread my cheeks, and lined up my puckered brown eye to the back of kitty's... | 15 | 251.866667 | |
1423058006 | 1423069603 | t3_2ur4yd | t5_2to41 | 7 | axxlynn: TIFU by shoveling the driveway
My wife and I live in Northern New York, which is a big change for her since she's originally from Cali. She often is underdressed for the weather (no hat, scarf, gloves etc.)
Over the past few days, we've recieved quite a bit of snow. She works from home as do I, so we didn't ha... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423057777 | 1423112501 | t3_2ur4lo | t5_2to41 | 6 | Blackberryroid: TIFU by being racist
Not today, but whatever.
I went to a new Korean store that just opened at this mall. I saw some Korean cereals and I thought I should try some.
I went home and decided to try out the cereal. I did the usual, poured the cereal, then the milk, then I tasted it.
It tasted very, *... | 3 | 2 | |
1423058263 | 1423078895 | t3_2ur5bc | t5_2to41 | 16 | Tinytimidtimmy: TIFU by doing damn near everything wrong
So here's the background: I'm seeing a girl that has 2 kids. They're 2 and 4. She works early, has her own house, and her mom comes over and babysits before she leaves for work.
So I go over to her house last night to "watch a movie" as the kids these days call ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1423059972 | 1423116910 | t3_2ur85n | t5_2to41 | 10 | needmylifebak: Tifu by loosing my Dad's hard earned money.
I'll keep this short, this happened yesterday. Dad gave me 15k to pay to bank like he has been for the past 5 years. I put it in my pocket. Went to the bank and I find myself 5k short. He was mad but now just sad.
Imrolini: So what did you buy with the 5k?
jjen... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423055522 | 1423102673 | t3_2ur1m0 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU on my first day at work.
I showed up for my first day at a new job and my boss was running late. I had my badge so I figured I'd explore the campus. I eventually made it to the second floor, found my boss's cube, and started looking for a cube with my name on it. After a few minutes, I found one, but... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1423059709 | 1423062770 | t3_2ur7np | t5_2to41 | 17 | Eskaminagaga: TIFU by not looking at what I put in my mouth.
I was sitting with my wife last night having a conversation with her and surfing the internet simultaneously. She is Japanese and likes to snack on Japanese snacks, so she opened up a pack of Jagariko (similar to potato fries, but tastes better) and starts mu... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1423060032 | 1423247639 | t3_2ur88z | t5_2to41 | 23 | Luke_e12: TIFU by combining my mother and shrooms...
My best friend and I decided to do shrooms while my parents were out of town. So we ate them and then went on a long hike. I brought my phone for some music, but had it on airplane mode. A few hours in I was hit by an overwhelming urge to text my mother telling her h... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1422427484 | 1423099724 | t3_2txtdt | t5_2to41 | 31 | ichbinfred: TIFU by moving house
I moved out of my parents recently and today when it came to move my bed I didn't have anywhere to store... certain items... that are usually kept under a pillow, so decided they'd be safe in my backpack for the move. Sitting on the stairs doing up my shoes my Mother comes up for a chat... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1423054951 | 1423064726 | t3_2ur0x7 | t5_2to41 | -1 | Noaks: TIFU by walking past a teacher
Okey so this just happend today, and sorry if my english is a little bit meh. So i had this meeting in school its like 2 people from every grade and we talk about if there's any problems like bullying for example. And so i am about to take a seat and just as i pass this sort of old... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1423061258 | 1423066036 | t3_2urafk | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by riding a bicycle.
Alright, this happened when I was younger but it's a still a fuck up.
I used to live in Bulgaria in a small town called Karlovo and we would have these bike races every now and then with the local kids, nothing special, just fun events.
Anyways, this one day I decide to go really... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423054694 | 1423097165 | t3_2ur0li | t5_2to41 | 19 | Dymethyltryptamine: TIFU by pouring boiling water into the coffee container instead of my cup.
I used to drink instant coffee because it was convenient and to be honest, I quite liked the taste. Earlier today when I was in the mood, I decided I wanted a big cup of coffee. So, I put the water boiler on and prepared my c... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1423062889 | 1423073124 | t3_2urdlg | t5_2to41 | 127 | lemonlordyt: TIFU by trying to help an injured child and being a pedophile
So I was shopping for some dinner to feed myself, when all of a sudden the child in front of me tripped over his own shoelaces. His head hit the floor with a thud, and my first thought was to help this kid up so I did. As I was asking if he was ... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1423063760 | 1423067569 | t3_2urf95 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ThestonerWithABoner: TIFU by eating some sugar free gummy bears
trollaweigh: You do know the superbowl has already happened, right?
ThestonerWithABoner: Yes I have a sensitive bladder and I've been on the toilet for a while
trollaweigh: What? I call BS.
Fecal matter in your bladder? You're dead, you shouldn't be her... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1423066211 | 1423067037 | t3_2urk2x | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Gilding Someone.
[Please make it stop!](http://i.imgur.com/Pjtgoo6.png?1)
All I wanted to do was [show people how much I appreciated their kindness](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2uprjj/tifu_by_calling_my_mother_and_saying_i_love_you/coatmu9?context=3), but now it's just getting ridiculous.
... | 3 | 1 | |
1423066575 | 1423069636 | t3_2urkw0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ILackAGoodUsername: TIFU by letting my dad use my laptop
Like many posts here, this happened last week, also, throwaway because he lurks on Reddit.
My dad stopped around to speak to my mum (they're divorced), she lets him in. They begin talking about er, not sure on that, anyway, around an hour after he stopped round,... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423066394 | 1423162926 | t3_2urkhu | t5_2to41 | 3,588 | kinggeorge123: TIFU by crashing 3 times, twice into the same car and once into a police car on my first ever drive.
Well, 8 years ago, I passed my driving test. I was absolutely buzzing and called two friends to arrange a long drive to Wales purely for the freedom.
I pick them up early and the first 150 miles go with... | 17 | 211.058824 | |
1423067787 | 1423089755 | t3_2urnh4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | 3R1NYS: TIFU by speaking my mind.
trollaweigh: You do know the [light from handheld devices prevent sleep](http://chriskresser.com/how-artificial-light-is-wrecking-your-sleep-and-what-to-do-about-it), right?
3R1NYS: HAHA! that's why I'm using a laptop.
You've just been LAWYERED
trollaweigh: If you clicked the link,... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1423067747 | 1423174557 | t3_2urner | t5_2to41 | 246 | lost-genius: TIFU by breaking into a military base.
This was many moons ago, a few months before 9/11, which is lucky for me. See beefed up security.
I was a young Marine stationed in Okinawa, Japan. Part of the perks of being an underage non-NCO was that you had to have a "Shadow Buddy" to go off base, and you had t... | 12 | 20.5 | |
1423069413 | 1423087169 | t3_2urr4k | t5_2to41 | 56 | feedmygarbagedump: TIFU by online hitting on my waitress
After about 3 weeks after I've broken up with my ex, one lonely night I decide to make an okcupid account to satisfy my need for affection on nights that I am not able to go out/call a lady friend over. As I'm scrolling through the vast amount of internet women, ... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1423070985 | 1423134084 | t3_2urus2 | t5_2to41 | 1,215 | AnusHurricane: TIFU by murdering a bee with my underwear
This was actually a week or so ago but who cares.
So there I am, casually browsing the internet on a quiet evening. I'm waiting for a couple of friends to get home from school and work so we can play some CS:GO. I have my window open because my parents keep my h... | 13 | 93.461538 | |
1423071439 | 1423074841 | t3_2urvsf | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheVikingPrince: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend.
jjensen538: You can point fingers all day and say “how could someone cheat?” but the fact of the matter is that it is in our DNA, Males are programed to be with as many mates as they can, while females tend to stay with only one.
TheVikingPrince: But don't we have mo... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1423071007 | 1423133979 | t3_2uruty | t5_2to41 | 4 | Zavant: TIFU by joking with my friend's grades
So basically, a little bit of backstory before the actual fuck up.
Me and my friends (aged 17-18) joke around a lot with eachother, only because we know that we can all take a joke. That includes racist and religious jokes.
So we had just recieved our mid-term grades and... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423071250 | 1423078781 | t3_2urvd6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | asewesley: TIFU by buying tiny pants
So, obviously this happened a few months ago, like everything else on here.
One day I go to the store to pick up a pair of khakis, cause I wanted to flesh out my wardrobe. I pick up these fly looking thigh coverings, think to myself '*these legs are gonna look SO tight*' and buy th... | 5 | 0.8 |
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