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1423072471 | 1423083519 | t3_2ury3s | t5_2to41 | 14 | ylmcc: TIFU by ignoring a snapchat
**Backstory**
Was flirting with this girl for like 2 weeks and everything was going well, she asked me to come out over the weekend for "some chats" that's code for more than a few kisses....
Anyway, over the weekend while I was out in the studio with a friend she snapped me I ignore... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1423072775 | 1423073682 | t3_2uryry | t5_2to41 | 16 | shit-I-justfuckedup: TIFU by getting bored in an exam
So, the fuck up happened yesterday, but to tell it best, I'll start with the consequences, which happened today.
So, I got into my maths class today, not a fun subject, but one of the few I'm good at, and so carried through to A level. Now, just for a little bit of... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1423072197 | 1423074285 | t3_2urxhi | t5_2to41 | 7 | 0hGOd: TIFU by eating Mushrooms
Prologue:
Over new year's eve i visited my parents (for 3 weeks). So while I was gone my roommate cultivated my m.mushrooms. After a five hour trip on the second January i finally came home just to find a shitton of dry magical mushrooms. My roommate was gone and I was kinda tired but i ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1423073248 | 1423082732 | t3_2urzvd | t5_2to41 | 8 | Lepprykaun: TIFU by going to court
This happened when I was a wee lad but remembered it from a recent askreddit post. Figured I'd share here.
I tagged along with my dad to court, so he could fight some sort of ticket he had gotten. Anywho I was about 7 years old at the time and had to take a massive dump, but being t... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423073543 | 1423093690 | t3_2us0j2 | t5_2to41 | 218 | jakbutt: TIFU by selling something on eBay
So right before the holidays I was trying to make some extra cash by selling some stuff I had lying around the house on eBay.
I start going through the house finding stuff I'm not using / never used at all to list. I'm selling everything from headphones to unwatched blu-rays... | 6 | 36.333333 | |
1423073677 | 1423238931 | t3_2us0tq | t5_2to41 | 8 | silver_silence: TIFU by taking Tamiflu
I had a high fever going on three days. It hit 104.5, and I was disoriented and confused. I didn't know I had a case of Pneumonia, and was lacking oxygen to my brain. My girlfriend took me to an urgent care facility, where I received a chest X-Ray. They immediately determined ... | 4 | 2 | |
1423072276 | 1423083676 | t3_2urxo5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my friends near my school computer.
**Backstory**
(This part happened about 1 month ago)
So I was casually working at my science work on the computers in school. For my school you have a username e.g jsmith123 and a password. The password can only be changed once every 2 months. So I dec... | 3 | 1 | |
1423074760 | 1423859256 | t3_2us37o | t5_2to41 | 21 | echoleadermarktwo: TIFU by Being a Lazy Dealership Parts Derp
*The setup* Last year I got sick of the astronomical gas costs in my lifted 4Runner with mud terrains, so I sold it to another guy and bought an Acura from a bordering state. When we were negotiating, I asked if there was a valid state inspection sticker on ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1423074921 | 1423114958 | t3_2us3ka | t5_2to41 | 19 | GenericAtheist: TIFU by going to a dentist in a foreign country and not understanding the procedure.
tl;dr Communication failure on top of lack of information from dentist leads to fully exposed nerve in my mouth causing me excruciating pain that started about 6 hours ago, and will last for another 6 hours until I can ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1423072593 | 1423089975 | t3_2urydh | t5_2to41 | 11 | shybeborg: TIFU by responding to a company wide email.
This happened a few days ago but nonetheless. Everyday i start my usual routine of grabbing some juice, smoke a cigarette and then check my emails. The very first email I open was a email with all of the employees tagged to it. The contents of the email was a memo ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423072898 | 1423081436 | t3_2urz2x | t5_2to41 | 14 | mcnalister: TIFU by texting my mother-in-law that she's "sooooo annoying"
Obligatory, this didn't happen today, it happened a few weeks ago.
Some back story for clarification, I'm getting married this summer, and my fiance and I spend a lot of time with his parents. My soon to be MIL, we'll call her Diana, is generall... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1423076121 | 1423133484 | t3_2us5rt | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing what a boy told me to do
This is actually decades old but I was just reminded of it.
When I was in the single digits of age, my parents enrolled me in an after-school program.
I was nine (as were the other's involved in this story) when the following incident happened. A boy got mad that a ... | 10 | 6.9 | |
1423073182 | 1423077178 | t3_2urzpk | t5_2to41 | 2 | fleapepper: TIFU streaming my music
The last few days, I've been working on an Ampache server; for those of you who are unaware, Ampache is a service similar to Pandora, but run on a personal home server for your own music. Pretty neat.
Anyway, I have had this awesome collection of music, culminating music from my pas... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423077473 | 1423085925 | t3_2us8w7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | rsir1823: TIFU: By touching my penis.
TIFU: So this happened a year ago. I was working in a butcher shop and had to cut banana peppers for stuffing purposes. Despite my coworkers all wearing gloves during the process I felt them unnecessary, oh was I wrong. After about twenty minutes of gutting these peppers I went to ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423078623 | 1423184113 | t3_2usbiz | t5_2to41 | 102 | writertobe: TIFU by freaking out at having my car stolen.
First day of my flight attendant class was over and I walked out of the building towards my car. I had parked it on the street right beside the school, next to a tree. As I turned the corner, I can’t see it. I have a red Smart, so it’s easy to identify (not many... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1423079370 | 1423080192 | t3_2usd5n | t5_2to41 | 42 | olater3: TIFU by re using a box from the dollar store
Some background: Started selling some of my things, such as purses and shoes, through my mom's eBay account. I thought it would be great to save money by taking the free boxes offered at a local dollar store.
2 weeks ago I sold a pair of new shoes and shipped them... | 3 | 14 | |
1423079919 | 1423258742 | t3_2useee | t5_2to41 | 201 | runtcunt: TIFU by leaving my vibrator where my grandma would find it
iRepth: I would absolutely confront her about it. It's none of her business and you even tried to prevent her from being put in an awkward situation.
runtcunt: I'm going to ask her if she found anything and see what she says. I think she will probabl... | 11 | 18.272727 | |
1423081353 | 1423097896 | t3_2ushv2 | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking Googling a guy's name.
I work as a sales and marketing coordinator for a non-profit which also runs a retail operation selling donated goods. Since we're a charitable organization, volunteers make up a huge percentage of our workforce. They make sure donations are in excellent shape before th... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1423081158 | 1423084261 | t3_2ushdo | t5_2to41 | 15 | Iwishiwasagorila: TIFU By low fiveing an elderly woman in the vagina
There i was, out in London for the day.Just had some Mc D , I'm in a really good mood, you know that feeling you get when you have some greezy food after a long night, Yeah that. So I'm buzzing to get into london and explore.Were sitting on the train ... | 3 | 5 | |
1423081216 | 1423085075 | t3_2ushjs | t5_2to41 | 7 | Wolfsnatch: TIFU by saving my username/password on my shared work computer.
elfa82: Hi Wolfsnatch, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by saving my username/password on my shared work computer.*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 1: All titles must start with "TIFU... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1423080635 | 1423088811 | t3_2usg6r | t5_2to41 | 8 | combatrout: Tifu by peeing in the oven.
On Saturday night, i went out with all my mates and got blackout drunk, came home and went to sleep. Or so i thought, at some point in between coming home and going to bed, i apparently pissed in the oven. Today, girlfriend calls me, apoplectic that the whole flat now stinks of p... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423082433 | 1423085223 | t3_2usk9x | t5_2to41 | 16 | ImpyKid: TIFU by having the wrong phone number on my resume.
I just realized this today but the fuck up has been on going for about a year now. I'm a high school student who's been in the job market for some time now but I wasn't having any luck. I decided maybe it was time to give McDonald's a shot. McDonald's asks yo... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1423083662 | 1423084177 | t3_2usn6c | t5_2to41 | 21 | Sexytimewithoutme: TIFU Skinny dipping with a Swedish girl on her period..
csudude75: So what happened after that? What did you say to her? What did she say? That is pretty disgusting.
Sexytimewithoutme: I put a condom and had sex with her...
baconbiscuitbadger: you have just earned a glorious upvote!
you have answ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1423080312 | 1423171983 | t3_2usfdk | t5_2to41 | 145 | PhDinBlanketForts: TIFU by phoning an infamous hacker from 10 years ago
Yesterday when I was in meetings I got a voicemail on my work phone at about 4pm. When I got back to my desk around 4:45pm, I listened to it. It was an older male voice who identified himself by name and company that he worked for. He was looking f... | 6 | 24.166667 | |
1423084064 | 1423168682 | t3_2uso5v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by traveling an hour and a half to meet a girl on Tinder [NSFW]
adopted_by_bunnies: you had sex with someone on a first date and are then surprised that she's had 20 partners?
also when people are drunk they're more emotional and more prone to saying things they probably don't mean or are exaggerated... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423084051 | 1423463244 | t3_2uso4z | t5_2to41 | 5 | kilroyishere89: TIFU by getting in a minor car accident.
So I was driving along and went to switch lanes and hit this guy driving a Yukon. He was in my blind spot.
Pulled over and and went back to talk to him. No injuries to either of us. But I had the misfortune of hitting a car that was owned by the company he work... | 10 | 0.5 | |
1423084362 | 1423145756 | t3_2usouz | t5_2to41 | 35 | Mother_Theresas_cunt: TIFU by getting glasses.
So this isn't really funny, but rather sad and it makes me feel shallow. I'm 23 and have a serious gf and am planning to propose to her next month. Well I got glasses for the first time ever and how my view of the world has literally changed. I don't find my gf attractive ... | 5 | 7 | |
1423083195 | 1423089741 | t3_2usm27 | t5_2to41 | 5 | algizanna: TIFU by walking out of my class crying
today i told my professor i had to withdraw from her class. this happened right after we took the "bone quiz" on the skull. its an advanced forensic anthropology class and we had to learn about 30 features/parts of the skull. i studied so hard but when i got there we ha... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423087900 | 1423149905 | t3_2uswwd | t5_2to41 | 1,169 | DoctorSaturn: TIFU by saying Thank You to a waitress
I'm at a pizza place with friends. It's packed but we manage to find seats and order a pizza and drinks. Drinks come and a short while later a waitress brings what I thought was our pizza. I'm saying something to my friends when she puts it down on our table and in t... | 12 | 97.416667 | |
1423087459 | 1423130410 | t3_2usvxa | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to talk to a girl after class.
I am a freshman in college. Last night after my class got over, I was hanging around waiting for my ride. When I entered another building, I saw one of my classmates. I thought of starting a casual conversation and hoped to say "Hey, whats up?" or "Hey, what are ... | 3 | 2 | |
1423088963 | 1423106803 | t3_2uszc1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Just_Sin: TIFU because apparently I spent 2000$ on Xbox live store, when I own a PS3 [UPDATE]
My last post didn't gain much attention, but it still helped me to post and hear what other people thought.
[Last post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2obv7v/tifu_because_apparently_i_spent_2000_on_xbox_live/)
TL;DR... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1423088753 | 1423090370 | t3_2usyv0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | superblockio: TIFU by ordering 5 pounds of gum balls and getting four cavities
A few days ago, I got a weird craving for gum balls so I decided to order a big five-pound bag of them from Amazon. Normally I don't chew a lot of gum and when I do, its just the sugar-free stuff that my dad gets. But gum balls are just so m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423088924 | 1423165195 | t3_2usz8y | t5_2to41 | 22 | McAwesomeG: TIFU: By staying with my wife
let me start with a little back story. I have been with my wife for the past 5.5 years. we were together for 2 years and have been married for 3.5. In that time we have had a son and she helps with my daughter from a previous relationship.
here is the problem,from early on in t... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1423090486 | 1423185408 | t3_2ut2n1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | vickydx: TIFU by fondling rat poo
So recently I got a pet rat. I let her run around through my pockets , hood and other nooks and crannies she wishes to explore. Fast forward to this evening where I was watching a movie with my boyfriend , everything was well until I decided to put my hands in my pockets , I felt some ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423090382 | 1423169293 | t3_2ut2f3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by being ugly
Dentist schedules appointment on Valentine's Day
I tell her I have a date and to reschedule it
She laughs at me and leaves the room.
Fif112: Are dentist open on Saturdays? Assuming that this is for 2015...
Macc14: Interesting, didn't think of that, OP's full of shit.
UwasaWaya: Mine h... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1423091866 | 1423208631 | t3_2ut5mo | t5_2to41 | 170 | [deleted]: TIFU by moving halfway across the country for a girl.
So this is over the past few days. I had been dating this girl for awhile that I've know for four years. She was moving back home to Virginia this week and I had bought a ticket that flew me into DC on Monday. She was supposed to fly in this morning. She'... | 10 | 17 | |
1423092452 | 1423175670 | t3_2ut6tc | t5_2to41 | 160 | jeremy_says_hello: TIFU by saying the wrong words to a woman
One evening last summer I was in my backyard building a garden box against the neighbor's fence. I don't have a fence except for that one side, and I was working at the back corner of the yard next to the neighbor's fence, so anyone in the back lane directly... | 6 | 26.666667 | |
1423093136 | 1423096507 | t3_2ut8ap | t5_2to41 | 80 | pepper15: TIFU by loving tacos
My boyfriend and I were cooking dinner over at his moms house. The love of Mexican food, especially tacos, being one of the things that brought us together; we naturally decided to make them for dinner. We had been having a spice war. An epic battle of who would give in first by finding a... | 4 | 20 | |
1423094201 | 1423112879 | t3_2utadq | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to help my sister get rid of her really bad hiccups...and it didnt even help
To start off with, this happened this past weekend. I drove two states over to pick my sister up from college so we could meet my parents at my aunts house for a weekend visit. Now theres something you must know about... | 6 | 2 | |
1423095630 | 1423106730 | t3_2utdbb | t5_2to41 | 4 | Tiger2kill: TIFU by not thinking and texting
Little background
My girlfriend Emily and I have a strong relationship. However to get to the point of the TIFU she sometimes can be jealous. It can be tough but we are always able to talk through things.
Fast forward to today. Texting her, she is venting to me about som... | 4 | 1 | |
1423096112 | 1423146609 | t3_2ute8r | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a sweatshirt
So last semester in college, I met a girl on the way to a concert and hooked up with her that night. We decided to continue hooking up for a little while until eventually settling into what we both agreed upon as a friends-with-benefits arrangement. I will refer to her as K.
Af... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1423095897 | 1423100481 | t3_2utdtz | t5_2to41 | 4 | FuarkMyLuck: TIFU by being poor and missing my bus
So I'm extremely broke atm as im a student. I live in australia. I have used the last few dollars on my go card ( a digital swipe card with your public transportation balance on it ) to come to the gym.
Now I worked it all out to have JUST ENOUGH of a balance to get ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423092107 | 1423175978 | t3_2ut64d | t5_2to41 | 31 | Shalala_lala: TIFU by flipping someone off
This literally just happened
So I'm riding in the backseat of a car with my sisters and this asshole swerves into our lane without checking his blind spot. Luckily, my sister had changed lanes just in time to miss his car.
Right next to us, I flipped him off. He turned retar... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1423096862 | 1423097899 | t3_2utfqs | t5_2to41 | 9 | girlzlikesterlz: TIFU by taking out an old woman with my car.
This was probably one of the worst moments of my life. I was having a really bad day and was really hungry so I decided to stop and get some shwarma. On my way out of the parking lot, I had to turn left at a crosswalk in front of a grocery store. When I c... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423095058 | 1423107931 | t3_2utc2r | t5_2to41 | 6 | narwhalebacon12: TIFU by being studious.
Actually this happened to me yesterday but fuck it. So my math teacher offers extra credit for those that organize their homework packets before class. The homework packets always consist of our homework assignments from the past week. So before class I tried to pull it out of m... | 3 | 2 | |
1423097069 | 1423129007 | t3_2utg6g | t5_2to41 | 10 | WhaleMoobsMagee: TIFU by not checking room numbers before writing an exam.
So I had been up late studying the night before my calculus midterm.
I wake up a couple of hours before my exam starts. For the little sleep I got, I was feeling fairly fresh and ready to go. I commute 50 minutes to class and am seated 10 minu... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423095234 | 1423174384 | t3_2utcgw | t5_2to41 | 11 | T0m3y: TIFU by breaking my new tablet I bought to replace the tablet I broke last week.
I am in college and used a Nexus 7 tablet for the majority of my text books. Last week I broke my Nexus 7 (2012) while working in the scene shop by crushing it in my pocket while lifting a 75-pound stageweight. I bought a new tabl... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1423098615 | 1423199475 | t3_2utjah | t5_2to41 | 617 | Msilv4: TIFU by wearing side button pants
So after a strenuous workout at the gym and being the outrageous sweater that I am, I had successfully soaked my gym shorts and briefs.
I went into the locker room to change, only to find that I had forgotten to pack extra underwear, and my extra pants were full length side ... | 7 | 88.142857 | |
1423097449 | 1423108533 | t3_2utgyi | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By not eating at McDonald's enough
I don't eat at McDonald's that often. Shocking for an American right? But anyway, on my way to class a few hours ago, I stop and get some food. Order a quarter pounder with cheese. I forgot that that's different from a double quarter pounder. Makes a big difference to ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423099860 | 1423113704 | t3_2utltt | t5_2to41 | 14 | confusedandinLuv: TIFU by getting married and not telling my family.
A bit of background first. I come from a controlling family (almost like a cult), where my siblings think that they can control my life in whichever way they see fit. We were raised pretty religious but somewhere along the lines that changed and my si... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1423101089 | 1423107227 | t3_2utoag | t5_2to41 | 24 | Nikkirich89: TIFU by "swearing" at a preschooler.
Tl; dr: rude is a curse word now.
I'm a preschool teacher. As such, I have to deal with all kinds of behaviors. Being a teacher in these "special snowflake" days is an interesting task.
I was trying to lead circle today and this little a-...precious child would not st... | 4 | 6 | |
1423100139 | 1423181498 | t3_2utmds | t5_2to41 | 2 | kittenrobotarmy: TIFU by going into the wrong room
I've been following TIFU for a little while now, and something happened today that I'd like to share. Just a little background: the health room used to be used for cooking, so it still has stoves and such in it. Also, my school runs on a day + block schedule, and today... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423099244 | 1423103535 | t3_2utkkk | t5_2to41 | 14 | Dawgs000: TIFU by quoting Billy Madison
So my daughter's school had a parent/teacher presentation where all of us parents attended a sample class to see how a class is run. No kids were present; it was just us moms and dads. So the class I got to attend was a science class and the teacher was talking about photosynth... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1423102728 | 1423253250 | t3_2utrou | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheLakotaSioux: TIFU By Calling a Chinese Girl a Retard
So today I sat down in class, and was listening to my music on my phone. My phone then died.... at %55. Made no sense. Right about then, this Chinese girl sat down next to me. I've never met her, or talked to her, or even noticed she was in the class. As my phone ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1423103227 | 1423105261 | t3_2utsoy | t5_2to41 | 6 | DoctorPepper19: TIFU by making a camping list
So our PE had homework, which was to make a camping list. I did not take it seriously because the dude just checks if you wrote anything and signs your paper. So to test this, i made a list including actual camping materials like canned goods, matches, sleeping bags, tents,... | 3 | 2 | |
1423102559 | 1423190137 | t3_2utrd4 | t5_2to41 | 152 | uhthrowawayer: TIFU by wearing a shrunken dress
So, I went grocery shopping with my mom. Put on a loose cotton dress that was in the drawer for some months and my mom asked "did you grow up?!", to which I laughed and dismissed as a joke. Big mistake.
At the checking I started picking the heavy stuff from the cart for ... | 12 | 12.666667 | |
1423103539 | 1423108391 | t3_2uttbr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by introducing my wife to my female co-worker.
I actually fucked up 1.5 years ago. My wife came into my work to pick up the keys to our storage unit a little over a year and a half ago. When she came into my work I introduced her to my friend who is an absolute health nut. She runs and works out everyda... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423103505 | 1423202304 | t3_2utt95 | t5_2to41 | 167 | Moohab: TIFU by rapping at a 7th grade birthday party
So like most of the TIFUs I've read, this wasn't really recent. However, for the last week or so this subreddit has kept me happy so I decided to share a repressed memory of my own.
Background: When I was in 7th grade I saw Scary Movie 3, and the part with the rap ... | 9 | 18.555556 | |
1423103356 | 1423135719 | t3_2utsxz | t5_2to41 | 55 | budgewally: TIFU by calling medicine a "drug"
So this actually happened quite a while ago, but anyways, I was in kindergarten, and we were doing the "what's your favorite" game. This game consists of everyone sitting in a circle, asking people what their favorite food, band, animal, etc. was. Little old me, knowing I... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1423104858 | 1423156914 | t3_2utvyw | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by being frustrated with a customer.
A few years back I was detailing cars at a popular car wash in my city. Also, I'm white. Appointments are set up in advance and make sure the customer knows we need the car for an entire business day (we do a very thorough detailing: claybar, wet sanding, buffing, ex... | 5 | 2 | |
1423104714 | 1423166527 | t3_2utvot | t5_2to41 | 115 | tillerman35: TIFU by following orders and spinning a combination lock
"Today" = "This One Time" as this happened back in 1989 when I was a young lieutenant in the US Army.
It was my turn to man an overnight shift at the Staff Duty Officer's desk for the entire post, so I showed up at the HQ building around 1730 and g... | 6 | 19.166667 | |
1423104933 | 1423114195 | t3_2utw47 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Dah_Gum: TIFU by farting in the face of a skunk
It all happened so fast.
I was sitting in the grass reading my kindle and the spot I chose was near a culvert draining ditch. I am guessing that's where the skunk came from but I went to grab my bottle of water which was behind me and I saw the skunk. It startled me so b... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1423104977 | 1423112166 | t3_2utw72 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Pumas45: TIFU by trusting my boyfriend and his roommate. [A bit NSFW]
First some context:
I met a guy on a dating app called Scruff. We began by chatting for a few months, then one day, we decided to meet. We hit it off the moment we met. Since I was more in the closet than he is, even though he is not flamboyant, we ... | 3 | 0 | |
1423105783 | 1423182542 | t3_2utxuk | t5_2to41 | 4,450 | SnowDiver: TIFU because I thought a pile of snow was going to be fluffy.
Saw a great big pile of snow and got excited about jumping into it like a swimming pool.
Long story short it was not fluffy and now my neck hurts.
Proof: http://imgur.com/kXyUugp
[deleted]: Have you never seen snow before? Serious question.
so... | 11 | 404.545455 | |
1423108296 | 1423112998 | t3_2uu2mn | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling my neighbour that I hope shit rains upon his grave
Let me start off this story by saying that I am of Iranian descent and so are my neighbours.
So, yesterday my friends and I decided it would be a good idea to go to Hungry Jacks (Burger King for all you Americans). We are all obnoxious, lou... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1423108448 | 1423253178 | t3_2uu2w9 | t5_2to41 | 66 | 4514N_DUD3: TIFU by wearing gym shorts to class.
This happened a few years ago, but it was only recently that i discovered this subreddit.
Anyways I was in my 3rd semester into college and was still needing to complete the basic classes and all the prerequisites before I can move onto my major. One of these classes w... | 7 | 9.428571 | |
1423109251 | 1423113272 | t3_2uu4cw | t5_2to41 | 43 | HoosierHales: TIFU by throwing away a $200 vibrator
So, like many TIFUs, this happened this past weekend, but I just realized what I did...
My cat, Roscoe, is notorious for pushing things off of tables. Basically he just says "fuck this shit" and pushes everything off of a table/nightstand/counter or whatever. Now the... | 10 | 4.3 | |
1423102715 | 1423110512 | t3_2utrns | t5_2to41 | 13 | Communist_Danceparty: TIFU by getting out of bed.
Well, this all started last night. Reddit as my mother has told me many times, "bad luck comes in threes" and she's usually right. On my way home from work my car engine started misfiring (Bad luck #1), so when I got home I pulled out my dads handy dandy computer that h... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423109256 | 1423136478 | t3_2uu4d5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | jac_gq: TIFU: By becoming one with the oven.
Disclaimer: This happened 4 months ago.
I have worked at a mom n' pop bagel shop (legit New Jersey/New York stuff) for the past 4 years. Every weekend I help bake, which involves throwing bagels into a hot kettle, placing them in the water tray, then placing them into the ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1423110129 | 1423110656 | t3_2uu619 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU, and it was wet.
Ryno3no: >I got to finger a random female in the middle of Disney.
That's all that matters.
eff-11: Highlight of my vacation
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1423144525 | 1423228564 | t3_2uu2ml | t5_2to41 | 4 | ShapesAndStuff: How does a tie complement bewbs?
Call me oblivious or something, but I don't see the problem
work_hubris: Forget it, I am obviously a crap storyteller.
ShapesAndStuff: Oh sorry, didnt mean to be rude
work_hubris: It's all good. I am using reddit as a shock therapy to stop caring about what others think... | 4 | 1 | |
1423110909 | 1423113181 | t3_2uu7g2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to an ex...
So, unlike some of these, this actually happened really recently and was just Tuesday night into Wednesday morning.
I have this ex that before last night I hadn't spoken a word to in about 3 months. We dated on and off for 8 months, which I know is not much because I was in a re... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1423112405 | 1423176212 | t3_2uua3o | t5_2to41 | 1,744 | Gheusy: TIFU by hitting the "Random subreddit" button.
Well I came into work today like any other day. I'm always extremely tired for the first 3-4 hours or so of work. I've been going through some problems with my sleeping disorder. I usually eventually fall asleep around 4AM and have to wake up at 6AM. Anyways about ... | 12 | 145.333333 | |
1423113925 | 1423163346 | t3_2uucpj | t5_2to41 | 8 | Delsana: TIFU in all ways possible by trying to fix my brakes.
So hello, my name is B. --- Here's a play by play:
Tonight I decided to go out for cigars to meet an old friend that was in town and so I mention I'll stop and get some wine and meet him there so we can have it with our cigars. Well as I'm pulling my car o... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1423110985 | 1423157926 | t3_2uu7l6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by popping a blister
I regret my decision. I regret my decision. I regret my decision. I regret my decision. It hurts so bad. I regret my decision.
Sunshine_Face: But...it was so fun!
PM_ME_YO_SHIT: /r/popping loved it
Sunshine_Face: This is horrific.
*opens subreddit in incognito tab*
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1423114620 | 1423116730 | t3_2uudty | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking with the wrong head
ironsideburns: You poor lucky bastard...
I assume she's too religious or has other reasons not to abort?
needsmorered: But apparently not too religious to be a cheating ex-stripper who drinks. I think the name of her religion is hypocrisy.
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423114866 | 1423124201 | t3_2uue5s | t5_2to41 | 13 | IncognitoMoe: TIFU by accidentally leaving my weed cupcakes out.
So this happened a couple days ago, but like most other TIFU'S, ill go on.
The other day, my frients and I made some weed cupcakes for shits and gigs as a celebration for finishing our exams for the semester. Upon arriving home i threw my bag on my bed a... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423115821 | 1423117443 | t3_2uufmm | t5_2to41 | 16 | Aspecialnormalkid: Tifu by drying my clothes.
So this just happened, anyway usually before I head off to bed I throw my clothes in the washer make a snack and by that time they are washed and I toss'em in the dryer. But tonight did not go as planned. In my half asleep struggle to dry my clothes i wasn't paying attentio... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1423113489 | 1423268936 | t3_2uubyo | t5_2to41 | 55 | taaaakeonnnnmeeee: TIFU by washing a load of laundry
Forewarning, if you just ate I'd recommend reading something less nauseating.
Sometime last week I washed a bunch of my clothes. Not towels or undergarments; my favorite bras, jacket, blah blah blah. I must have been half sleeping when I threw them in, because I to... | 5 | 11 | |
1423112545 | 1423117840 | t3_2uuacr | t5_2to41 | 27 | RKellysVictim: TIFU by un-mutting my iPhone.
I'm sitting in Psychology 101 class with about 2 minutes left till class begins. I decide it would be a perfect time to scroll through Twitter to see if I could find any tweets that would make me ponder on the stupidity of some human beings during my two hour Psych class. So... | 3 | 9 | |
1423109713 | 1423121026 | t3_2uu597 | t5_2to41 | 66 | LankeyWanker: TIFU by staying too late at school
This happend about an hour ago so the pain of it is still fresh.
I'm a Junior studying mechanical engineering at a college in Ohio. Ohio weather, if you don't already know, can go for sunny and warm to windy and cold in a matter of hours which is exactly what happened t... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1423116771 | 1423117898 | t3_2uuh2w | t5_2to41 | 4 | farlandhunter: TIFU by asking my crush why I couldn't find her on FB
stolenbases: Your tl;dr needs a tl;dr.
farlandhunter: haha, sorry, will fix
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1423117402 | 1423118091 | t3_2uuhys | t5_2to41 | 7 | throwmeawayplease93: TIFU by doing the deed
spider_84: Why would your dad think you're gay if he saw your gf underwear and bra?
throwmeawayplease93: Oh yes Im sorry i forgot to put that my parents doesnt know that i dont have a gf since im becoming a priest
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1423117765 | 1423121984 | t3_2uuigo | t5_2to41 | 4 | abletoma: TIFU by giving my son samples at Costco
So this really happened last weekend but I took my son to Costco. Naturally, the first item they're sampling is graham crackers with honey. She asks me if I want the honey and I figure messy babies are cute so why not. I don't really pay any attention but 30min later, a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423115171 | 1423169163 | t3_2uueo5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | McEpic234: TIFU by walking into my room.
This happened when I was 8 years old. A few family friends came to stay at our place for a few days. This meant for me that my room would be taken by one of them and I would be sleeping on a mattress in my parents room.
Now for the fuck-up. I was getting out of the shower one n... | 4 | 1 | |
1423119786 | 1423152656 | t3_2uul5g | t5_2to41 | 9 | BayernMan: TIFU by accidentally sending a co-worker a nude. [NSFW]
Quick_man: Rule 11: sexual related posts are only allowed on the weekend. Unfortunately I had to remove your post
BayernMan: agh, sorry didnt read that one. Okay ill repost this weekend. thanks
Quick_man: Thank you very much for understanding :P its r... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1423109220 | 1423549822 | t3_2uu4b1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | idontlookliketheedge: TIFU by being a dumbass
Because I left my Reddit account logged in.
#swag
P.S. I totally look like The Edge from U2.
Superpooperkorea: Which on is the edge?
mcafc: Thedge. The guitar player from U2.
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1423121760 | 1423122393 | t3_2uuntd | t5_2to41 | 7 | omniron: TIFU by trying to help out a stranger on the street
VrooM3: Fuck Subway. This is why I don't eat a chain restaurants. There's a kickass sub place here, a Mom and Pop type of place. Starting pay is 14 a hour and this is a relatively inexpensive area to live in so they can actually afford rent and groceries on ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423122221 | 1423122834 | t3_2uuoe5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU Most embarrassing moment
ContrarySnivy: Friend B should be ashamed, not you. Just because he wanted to get into bed with her doesn't make her off-limits, especially if she's not into him which you stated. This is a controlling and manipulative person and I honestly worry for this girl's safety if he's ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423122553 | 1423123182 | t3_2uuorg | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to explain a story
elfa82: Hi nickm9479, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by trying to explain a story*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 3: Unoriginal and non-noteworthy posts will be removed. Also, all intentionally illegal TIFUs wil... | 3 | 1 | |
1423124849 | 1423189741 | t3_2uur8p | t5_2to41 | 76 | GentlemanBasterd: TIFU By Calling in sick to work after waking up still drunk
I texted my manager this morning saying I pulled a muscle in my shoulder air drumming that part in "In the air tonight" at Karaoke the night before. Yet to hear back...
UPDATE: Everything turned out better than expected, manager was out wit... | 5 | 15.2 | |
1423126060 | 1423147733 | t3_2uusfs | t5_2to41 | 581 | [deleted]: TIFU By ignoring My future wife
Well I am from India , grew up in a Traditional Indian Family..
By profession I work in the Computer Security firm as a Pen-tester , hacker ..
This happened to me 2 month ago , There was a small ceremony at my Uncle's .. My Family insisted me to come (actually forced) .. Bein... | 12 | 48.416667 | |
1423128049 | 1423188777 | t3_2uuuc6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my coat on a coat rack
TIFU by leaving my coat on the coat rack at a college bar. I've always understood that you have to dress nice for people to respect you. So any money I've had over the years, I've spent on decently nice clothes. Today I left my one nice coat on a rack at a bar and it... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423128111 | 1423320415 | t3_2uuuee | t5_2to41 | 11 | slashtom: TIFU by trying to update girlfriend's iPhone 6
and the phone getting super hot / freezing in middle of update forcing me to hard reset, which now forces the iPhone into iTunes and now i have to delete and erase everything, her macbook air for some reason is giving an error and now it's on my macbook pro.
it... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423127428 | 1423130704 | t3_2uutr7 | t5_2to41 | 23 | PowerfullManChild: TIFU by pooing in the library
LadyLemontart: Poop stories are probably my favorite.
PowerfullManChild: Usually mine. But now I have the deepest respect for anyone who has gone through a similar experience
LadyLemontart: Just be glad you aren't in public when your uterus decides to gush a half cup ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1423126684 | 1423135470 | t3_2uut0b | t5_2to41 | 5 | umagrandepilinha: TIFU by staring into the void
Ok so this was a couple of years ago actually.
I was on college campus with my colleagues, just speaking about something from class. There's about 5 of us in a circle, including this one hot but totally full if herself girl.
As it sometimes happens, the conversation start... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423127258 | 1423134637 | t3_2uutle | t5_2to41 | 13 | 080997: TIFU by inadvertently told my old martial arts teacher the merits of dolphin vagina's
heisenbergur: hahahaha... I bet saying ''Do I Make You Horny Baby'' will not help but will work for comedy gold.
080997: the majority of the comments apart from mine were from adolescent and prepubescent children (im 17) so t... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423132893 | 1423141192 | t3_2uuz2n | t5_2to41 | 20 | sledgehammer7: TIFU by squashing a spider under my foreskin.
Blixnstraten: I felt such a deep moment of dread when I read '*in the process my foreskin relaxed back over the head of my dick and squashed the spider.*'
That's just all kinds of terrifying bro.
sledgehammer7: Try living it.
I can still feel it.
Blixnstra... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1423135236 | 1423168238 | t3_2uv1a1 | t5_2to41 | 103 | suppermick: TIFU by not knowing where a pair of panties came from
So me and my girlfriend decided to buy some ikea furniture and organize our living space a little bit. A lot of her stuff had been piled into my room and was kinda messy so we bought a cabinet for her to keep her stuff off the ground.
well while she wa... | 9 | 11.444444 | |
1423139715 | 1423142016 | t3_2uv1nd | t5_2to41 | 177 | jazmien69: I could just keep accidentally sending him pants less pics until he says yes haha
CookieWarrior: You should just act like you having no pants on is completely normal and go like "these are some good looking sausages, eh?" XD
EDIT: Why is my post in that [deleted] thing, did I do something bad?
jazmien69: I ... | 7 | 25.285714 |
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