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1423137012 | 1423167393 | t3_2uv33n | t5_2to41 | 7 | Lionstar-and-Smosh: TIFU by cutting my cats clumps off her back
didnt really happen today but happened like a month ago thought I'd share it.
I was cutting clumps off my elderly cats back while she was eating food because thats the only time she'd stay still.
Before I knew I had cut too deep and she got a wound. I h... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423140366 | 1423142953 | t3_2uv6vh | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU Gave away a $30k raise and got friend zoned while doing it.
This TIFU has a bit of fuck up from a year ago and connects to about 2 months ago.
To start off ill say there was a girl who I have been interested in for quite some time (Lets call her AVA). I would say if I were married I would drop the marr... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1423135457 | 1423151370 | t3_2uv1i6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | IHaveVividDreams: TIFU by being so easily emotionally attached
Obligatory "This TIFU did not happen today". It actually started a little over a year ago. Prepare yourself, coz it's gonna be a long story.
I've been quite crazy over this girl, who we'll call G, for about 3 months. Fit, tanned, funny and smart, totally a... | 3 | 2 | |
1423143597 | 1423362468 | t3_2uvb6b | t5_2to41 | 7,414 | norwegianjon: TIFU by telling a colleague I love him.
For once, this actually happened today. I work for a small start-up company, we only have a handful of employees. This morning I was driving to the airport and was on the phone with my colleague, let's call him Jesus for shits and giggles.
Anyway, due to the small... | 13 | 570.307692 | |
1423145108 | 1423146066 | t3_2uvdim | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my ex come over for the night...
This actually happened last night but I’m just now getting a chance to post. I’ve never posted on Reddit so here goes…
A little bit of back story: So, my ex and I have been off and on the last month. He was living with me then started staying somewhere else an... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423145246 | 1423147519 | t3_2uvdr4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by probably killing my neighbor
I messed up really bad yesterday. Please help me, I really don't know what to do.
Next door to me lives a couple who have a 22-year-old autistic son. He's not extremely autistic, but not capable of living on his own yet. He'll usually come out and talk to me when I'm mow... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423145579 | 1423155075 | t3_2uvebi | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ajellsmay: TIFU by reading a note.
Okay, first of all, this is on mobile, so this may not be in the correct format.
I'm a senior in highschool, very ready to graduate. Being almost a man, I had some faith in humanity and the maturity of those around me, and the world as it was. It was immature to think that.... I su... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423146213 | 1423255072 | t3_2uvfd9 | t5_2to41 | 50 | shiftypop33: TIFU by telling my roommate she was being robbed
So this was a few years back, I had just gotten off a 10 hour shift, and went back to my apartment. My roommate was home and had a male companion over as well. I was tired and didn't feel like hanging out, so i took my whiskey and guitar to my room. (still s... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1423146485 | 1423238722 | t3_2uvfui | t5_2to41 | 1,745 | purplegumboots: TIFU by opening my daughters bedroom door.
TIFU by opening my daughters (17) bedroom door to ask her to help hang some washing out. I was topless at the time, because it's summer here and it's just more convenient to undress and load the clothes into the washing machine. The FU was she was skyping with ... | 13 | 134.230769 | |
1423148404 | 1423212044 | t3_2uvj6f | t5_2to41 | 2,492 | novakbo: TIFU by letting a horrid fart out at my desk at work, and a co-worker loooved the smell
So I got my usual coffee to banish the last vestiges of slumber and sat at my desk, feeling generally ok. I had a breakfast of yogurt and lots of almonds and walnuts and was feeling kinda full. As I sat down, steaming coffe... | 9 | 276.888889 | |
1423150051 | 1423239629 | t3_2uvmep | t5_2to41 | 12 | Korg_Leaf: TIFU 12 years in the making
cosmitz: Note to self: Keep all your old cars. Forever.
note-to-self-bot: A friendly reminder:
Keep all your old cars. Forever.
cosmitz: Thank you note-to-self-bot!
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1423148194 | 1423600012 | t3_2uvisi | t5_2to41 | 5 | anonscrewup2515: TIFU by not speaking up.
serialpeacemaker: Wow, If this is a fuck up, then what am I doing with my life.
anonscrewup2515: Wanna talk about it?
serialpeacemaker: Sure, I have a fairly good job, but I feel like I could be doing more. Learning more. Instead, I sit here, reading reddit... I should go watc... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423149691 | 1423575187 | t3_2uvloy | t5_2to41 | 5 | Mizen4: TIFU up by filling my car with snow
So this morning I awoke to find that the heavens had jizzed out a load of snow over my town. So, when it came to the time where I had to head into university, I began clearing my car windows of snow. Upon realising this wasn't the "cling onto the windows for dear life 'cause ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423151411 | 1423152693 | t3_2uvp1v | t5_2to41 | 4 | brotov: TIFU by yelling the wrong answer with confidence
Okay yeah, I get it, we've all heard this story before...but you have to listen to this one.
I was the best in the class, I understood everything. All my friends came to me for questions because I explained it to them better than our professor.
Dont get me wr... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423151480 | 1423181537 | t3_2uvp5t | t5_2to41 | 7 | kerrylynn1: TIFU by letting my boyfriend introduce me to reddit
randyplayer: am now stalking until you post to GW
kerrylynn1: yeah.... you might be stalking me for a long time.... Like forever....
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1423149328 | 1423160537 | t3_2uvl0h | t5_2to41 | 17 | eyeworkataschool: TIFU: I dropped out of school cuz I farted
TIFU: It's my first time posting on here, so take it easy on me. This happened close to 10 years ago my freshman year of college, but after reading everyone else's tifu I had to share. Back story: It was my freshman year of college, and I never was quite that... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1423152228 | 1423238012 | t3_2uvqnp | t5_2to41 | 253 | arbys_crapper: TIFU by suggesting to a co-worker it would be fun for her to get raped
There is a new woman in our small office. She is late 30's, reasonably good looking, divorced and no kids. Her office is next to mine so we chat, including the normal "so how was your weekend?" type questions. Nothing too personal, bu... | 9 | 28.111111 | |
1423151506 | 1423153757 | t3_2uvp7l | t5_2to41 | 29 | wolfiegirl88: TIFU by telling a woman who had just miscarried that she looked great for being 4 months pregnant.
Short and sweet. I saw a fellow nurse coworker for the first time in a month after my vacation. She was 3 months pregnant last time I saw her. She still looked pregnant but smallish/slender for 4 months of p... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1423149767 | 1423174057 | t3_2uvluw | t5_2to41 | 8 | abra5umente: TIFU by unwittingly being an accessory to forgery
Okay so the obligatory "this didn't happen today it was a few years ago thing."
I was out of work and desperately trying to find a job to make ends meet. I found a company (I use that term very, very loosely) of men trying to sell shower heads.
Great, I ... | 4 | 2 | |
1423152220 | 1423161093 | t3_2uvqn2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | minusthemarc: TIFU by letting my anxiety depression ruin my relationship with my GF.
So my GF [F22] and I [M23] have been through a lot. We have dated for almost 5 years now and she ended things with me out of no where. I have been a little unstable this month and my anxiety and depression has been getting the best of ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1423154228 | 1423234368 | t3_2uvuys | t5_2to41 | 111 | MontyWeb: TIFU by breaking my leg checking out a girl!
This happened about two hours ago.
Today I and my college comrades all went for a trip to a big ice skating stadium, "it'll be fun" they said.
I'd never been ice skating before but I put all I had into it, after a while I picked up the groove and was going at high ... | 9 | 12.333333 | |
1423149856 | 1423164954 | t3_2uvm0b | t5_2to41 | 44 | amazingbrowncow: TIFU by not having a spare key
This has been my day so far:
girlfriend runs out of gas.
Boyfriend goes to rescue girlfriend.
Girlfriend gets in boyfriends warm truck.
Girlfriend gets out of warm truck.
GIRLFRIEND LOCKS THE KEYS IN THE WARM, STILL RUNNING TRUCK.
girlfriend duces out.
Boyfriend st... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1423155144 | 1423157049 | t3_2uvwx6 | t5_2to41 | 21 | 8dogs8banjos: TIFU By Printing a Job Application
So Yesterday while sitting at work my roommate sent a text informing me that our printer was broken. She asked if I could print out a job application for her. Without thinking I said of course. So I print the application and put it on my desk.
Fast forward three hours, I... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1423155609 | 1423204959 | t3_2uvxw5 | t5_2to41 | 146 | YooHoss: TIFU by opening reddit in class.
Ok so this happened yesterday. I go to a big college, so there are usually a lot of people in my classes. I had a 10:20 class in the morning yesterday and got there with a little time to spare, so I opened up my computer. As I was sitting there, the teacher came in with some qu... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1423156157 | 1423184688 | t3_2uvz2u | t5_2to41 | 2 | Redninja22: TIFU by being a little to blunt when I was drunk
SO last friday there was a party at my place, and the girl I liked was gonna be there so I was hella stoked. I was also really nervous so I was drinking maybe a little quicker then I should have.
She's at the party and everythings going great, then we start t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423156380 | 1423168605 | t3_2uvzkd | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by parking behind my mom's car
I don't know where else to post this. This happened less than 10 minutes ago and I'm just livid.
I have the worst luck with cars.
Let's just go back a bit. During my high school years I owned a Hyundai Accent. One day when I was leaving the school, another student was ... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1423156694 | 1423157136 | t3_2uw09j | t5_2to41 | 5 | Pankuma: TIFU by putting on headphones.
[deleted]: Holy crap i would've set those on fire!
Pankuma: Gotta keep distance.
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1423156053 | 1423157093 | t3_2uvyv0 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Noxianguillotine: TIFU by giving a homeless person some money
Okay reddit. This is my first TIFU post ever. I'm not a native speaker, but I'll try to explain it the best I can.
This happened last week. As i was walking back to my car, I just remembered i need to pay my parking ticket before leaving, obviously.
I hea... | 3 | 9 | |
1423156354 | 1423172308 | t3_2uvzia | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally ruining my girlfriends birthday
TIFU big time. So here's the story, I am a pizza delivery guy at a local pizza joint in my town. Anyway, one day I notice an order for the street my girlfriend lives on scheduled for Saturday but for some reason they're was no address on it. Anyway, she al... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1423157488 | 1423290444 | t3_2uw213 | t5_2to41 | 720 | Im_A_Dumbass_: TIFU by putting a vacuum up my ass...
landshrk83: [Relevant](http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts) (NSFL story)
TheLegendOfUNSC: Wtf did I just read
onegirl2places-: So many people have fainted from him reading it out loud on book tours.
AgentDink: Maybe I'm desensitized, but how could you fa... | 10 | 72 | |
1423157547 | 1423196737 | t3_2uw25i | t5_2to41 | 4,957 | [deleted]: TIFU by mailing a $50,000 cashier's check
TL;DR: don't send anything important via USPS certified mail.
This is an on-going fuck-up, so buckle-up. I haven't slept properly since this started, and I don't know how it ends (or when).
My wife's grandfather passed away last year and left $50,000 to each of his... | 12 | 413.083333 | |
1423157315 | 1423160421 | t3_2uw1n4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | somethingsomethingqw: TIFU by committing a felony and coming up with a 50/50 shot of ruining my life
I can't live with myself. I really fucked up bad. I was driving back from my college, when in the parking lot I slid into a large mini van while turning. I freaked the fuck out and drive away. Why. The. Fuck. Did I do t... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1423157910 | 1423170593 | t3_2uw2xv | t5_2to41 | 64 | Harold__Shipman: TIFU by ruining a Police Officers funeral with Black Metal
So it all started when I was on my way out of town. The sun was shining, and it was significantly warmer than it had been for the past week or so. To celebrate this, I decided that i'd put the window down, rest my arm on the door and crank up t... | 4 | 16 | |
1423159342 | 1423199468 | t3_2uw629 | t5_2to41 | 838 | THATASSH0LE: TIFU by farting absurdly loudly in a quiet elevator
I was leaving work late and I felt some pressure in my gut. I knew I was going to need the Home Field Advantage, so I decided to wait until I got home. I rode the elevator down to the basement and since I knew that there was never anyone down there, I fig... | 8 | 104.75 | |
1423158595 | 1423163957 | t3_2uw4gw | t5_2to41 | 12 | Parker_Jay: TIFU by wearing my brother's sweatpants
I wore my brother's sweatpants to school today. Around 4th period I realized there was a gaping hole on the seem between the legs, exposing my crotch. I am giving a representation next period, so I used a stapler to imporvise. http://imgur.com/5Od1jMp
Throckmorton_Lef... | 6 | 2 | |
1423159282 | 1423190551 | t3_2uw5yh | t5_2to41 | 6 | you_know_me_as: TIFU by needing to restock the printer paper.
I have officially lived the worst cliche imaginable. Or, at least, the worst cliche imaginable for this moment. At work, my desk is located in the room with the printer, and so everyone frequents it quite a bit. I was working on a larger print job and ran ou... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423160473 | 1423161461 | t3_2uw8ih | t5_2to41 | 4 | AmbiguousAndroid: TIFU by listening to the Prodigy
SO like most TIFUs this didnt happen today but happened around the beginning of summer. It was the first day of summer classes and I was driving with the windows down and just enjoying the good weather. At the time my go to driving music was The Prodigy and I was liste... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423159262 | 1423286727 | t3_2uw5wy | t5_2to41 | 236 | t_jone_cologne: TIFU by commenting on a youtube comment
So last night I was browsing some youtube video and saw that somebody in the comments said something along the lines of "can somebody tell me how there are 9 million views on this video when there are only 7 million people on this earth?". I usually don't bother w... | 10 | 23.6 | |
1423160805 | 1423176475 | t3_2uw97p | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by insulting religion
So this happened a couple of hours ago.
In my english class we discussed the topic of Science vs Religion. Usually I don't participate in discussions because of the fear that i will say something stupid, but this girl was talking about how religion is more important and i just to... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1423161409 | 1423170570 | t3_2uwalx | t5_2to41 | 10 | JLHammel: tifu by wearing pants
actually a few days ago, but ok. My fuck up basically consisted of wearing new un-washed pants when I visited my girlfriend. I didn't realize that the dye in the pants was bleeding everywhere. I went to a party and got mildly drunk and then came back and went to sleep in my new jeans in ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423159767 | 1423163742 | t3_2uw6zw | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ronkmaster: TIFU by trying to overcome one of my lifelong fears.
So a little background: I live in a collegetown and can take the bus anywhere I need to go. This collegetown is in Central NY and we recently got a decent amount of snow. Since the plows can't handle all the snow because of street parking, the amount of s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423161309 | 1423237354 | t3_2uwaei | t5_2to41 | 108 | WinstonTSmith: "TIFU by seeing a buttcrack through a white bikini"
I first told this story [here]( http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2utrd4/tifu_by_wearing_a_shrunken_dress/)
This happened many summers ago on a family/friends vacation to Ocean City, MD. I was 24 at the time and I was there with a friend who i was... | 13 | 8.307692 | |
1423161980 | 1423164170 | t3_2uwbtx | t5_2to41 | 11 | Jakeeatworld: Tifu by skipping class
So it's just like every other day as an 8th semester senior. I'm just sitting at my lunch table doing my thing. Eating lunch. Thinking about which class I should skip. When my buddy says,"hey let's skip German!" I ponder this a moment and, taking into consideration all possible cons... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423161893 | 1423163778 | t3_2uwbn9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | 00890: TIFU by submitting an interview test late -- or did I?
Looking for reassurance more than anything, here.
I had a telephone interview with a magazine for a well-paying editorial job. It went well, and the next step was to submit a piece of writing based on some PR articles online "within 48 hours," my interviewe... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423162423 | 1423195653 | t3_2uwcth | t5_2to41 | 4 | redleg37: TIFU by getting in a debate on facebook
I got engaged in a religious debate about the book/movie 50 shades of Gray on facebook. I made really good points about the book and the story in it, specifically how it deals with relationships and overcoming challenges in them. Pretty sure I did really well in the deb... | 4 | 1 | |
1423163479 | 1423170485 | t3_2uwf5q | t5_2to41 | 2 | XxsquirrelxX: TIFU by trying to give a friend a review sheet
So today we have a geometry test, and there's a review due. My friend (we'll call her C) didn't have her review done, and asked me to email pictures to her. I try to take pictures of them, but the front camera of my ipad is busted and my iPod takes shitty pic... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423159784 | 1423164056 | t3_2uw71d | t5_2to41 | 4 | aroger21: TIFU by holding in my farts
So I work as an intern reporter at a local newspaper. I basically write all the puff pieces and road construction bullshit no salaried writer wants. I was slammed with stories this week, it was definitely the most challenging the job has been for me. As an inter I don't get to pick... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423163207 | 1423178787 | t3_2uwel3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | theofavi: TIFU: by putting Netflix on my 2 year old’s iPad.
Now all he’s watching Rainbow Rocks, which is a My Little Pony spinoff. He’s watching it non-stop. We went from Thomas to Ninja Turtles to this. But he’s my son and he’s happy and I’m not even going to put some gender thing on it when it doesn’t exist in his e... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423163941 | 1424550594 | t3_2uwg6q | t5_2to41 | 13 | all-kinds-a-sexy: TIFU by forgetting to lower the phone volume
TIFU happened a few months back. Anyway here it is.
I was working long hours at office for the whole week and it had been a whole week of not getting any time to shoot one out.
I was working at Office when I thought now is not a bad time. I took out my p... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423164232 | 1423166777 | t3_2uwgth | t5_2to41 | 0 | AdamCartel: TIFU by being a crazy Christian with lots of issues
This happened two years ago and I still feel really bad thinking about it. Heck, typing this story makes me cringe a bit whenever I recall what I did, but I see this as a way to finally get this out of my system.
So without further ado, here goes.
I'm a ... | 4 | 0 | |
1423164467 | 1423172310 | t3_2uwhbb | t5_2to41 | 7 | Shadrixian: TIFU by letting my autistic side free.
TheTifuContinues: You wallow in your own self pity, but then you notice one last notification. It's been three hours since you posted the comment surely the bashing has stopped. It's your classmate. He thanks you for genuinely answering the question and decides to con... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423164862 | 1423256931 | t3_2uwi7s | t5_2to41 | 5 | aryafenrir: TIFU by seeing Dracula Untold
Disclaimer: This did not happen to me today. Clearly it happened when Dracula Untold was in theaters so just cool your pants.
You should probably know that I have IBS (yes I know, lots of people have it) I had been seeing this guy and this was probably our fourth or fifth date... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423164502 | 1423176886 | t3_2uwhe3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | i_am_juicyy: TIFU by drunk texting my SO about how I feel about him inviting his ex fiancé as his plus one
So this is more of a snow ball effect fuck up. I have a huge temper and it gets worse when I get drunk. A month ago, I got drunk and I slapped my so for some stupid reason I can't remember. This happened in fro... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423165160 | 1423167278 | t3_2uwivf | t5_2to41 | 42 | Siray: TIFU by wearing a sweater to work.
I live in S Florida and today was supposed to be relatively cool so I said "Fuck it" and threw on a shitty shirt and a decent sweater. It's balls fuckin' hot out and I can't take the sweater off because the shirt is so shitty. I have boob sweat forming and I can feel the warm w... | 7 | 6 | |
1423164905 | 1423168194 | t3_2uwibc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: Two Guys One Mold Edition [SFW]
This happened about an hour ago. So, first of all, a few months ago had made a mixture in Engineering class of flour and water, and we had it stored in a cabinet until it was ready. Welll that was 3 months ago.
So I was in our Engineering class, and the teacher called ... | 4 | 1 | |
1423167417 | 1423304948 | t3_2uwnx1 | t5_2to41 | 31 | nascody: TIFU by leaving my laptop open
First thing's first, I am a 17-year-old closeted gay male, or at least I used to be closeted. I am masculine enough to not have people be suspicious at all. If anything, I have a very flirtatious reputation with girls in my school. And also, this happened yesterday, not today, bu... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1423157877 | 1423176801 | t3_2uw2uy | t5_2to41 | 40 | Im_high: TIFU by not knowing my keyboard
Opened up laptop in class today and clicked on a video that happened to not be something you want played outloud in a class room setting. I quickly went to click mute and then close the video, however I accidentally clicked the turnoff touchpad/mouse keys. Panic ensued for 10 se... | 4 | 10 | |
1423167785 | 1423252390 | t3_2uwooi | t5_2to41 | 489 | PeppermintPattycakes: TIFU by google image searching a term for class.
This happened about a year ago. I was sitting in Biotethics class trying to catch up for my Anatomy class. I had no idea what or where the median raphe was so I decided to google it. It was under the category of the throat on my paper but unbeknowns... | 6 | 81.5 | |
1423161348 | 1423182050 | t3_2uwah8 | t5_2to41 | 76 | Rixy9: TIFU by sneezing out my tooth in class
Some context, when I was a sophomore in college I decided to raise my bed like a bunkbed so I could have my desk under it and have more room in my very small college dorm room. After marathoning the first Star Wars trilogy one night with some of my buddies, I went to bed a... | 3 | 25.333333 | |
1423167670 | 1423175229 | t3_2uwofm | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating to many chocolate covered espresso beans and then farting.
Last night I was working, it had been a long day. I noticed I was beginning to drag so I went on the hunt for some much needed some caffeine to make it through the last couple appointments. We were out of coffee but had some old, ye... | 3 | 2 | |
1423168539 | 1423498642 | t3_2uwqh6 | t5_2to41 | 321 | sgcdesign: TIFU by Waxing it Myself
TIFU by deciding it would be a good idea to save money and wax my vagina myself. This actually happened a few months ago, but trust me, the experience is QUITE fresh on my mind... Ever since I realized a while back how much better sex feels and how much better you feel about yourself... | 8 | 40.125 | |
1423168764 | 1423193649 | t3_2uwqz9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Para_Noia: TIFU by sneezing blood into my crush's mouth
I've been sick for the past few days and am prone to bleeding profusely from my nose.
I went to school today because my mom wouldn't me have a sick day and around 1:45 in English class I was told to come to the front of the class and read an excerpt from the odyss... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1423169410 | 1423171867 | t3_2uwsdz | t5_2to41 | 5 | dogoncatnip: TIFU..... The Turd Chronicles
Jetsu1337: 11. All posts centered around defecation and/or sexual content will be removed unless it's the weekend. These grew extremely tiresome and there was great clamor for their removal. So kindly post them on the weekend only.
dogoncatnip: cmon lad, thursday is a colleg... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423169843 | 1423170676 | t3_2uwtdq | t5_2to41 | 5 | HuntBoston1508: TIFU by giving away a WiFi password
So I'm pretty much the local computer guy. Anything goes wrong from a stuck disc tray to the BSOD I'm the one on call.
So one day my roommate introduces me to another tenant who lives next door, says that I might be able to help him out.
I say "I'll take a look" (... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423169602 | 1423188755 | t3_2uwsu7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | the_lost_joint: TIFU by assuming that closing you bank account was simple
**This story is dedicated to anyone who has ever tried to close a bank account, I am sorry for your loss... of time**
It's been an hour. One hour. All I can hear in my head is the echo of poorly composed elevator music. I was supposed to send ou... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423169881 | 1423188091 | t3_2uwtgu | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU Fighting My Roommate
We argue over silly things, but he got REALLY heated yesterday. I am not saying I am not to blame, but it would be immature to say that I was 100% not responsible, though I strongly feel I am 90% not. Anyhow, here's the backstory:
He currently has the flu. Yes, living in a dorm roo... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1423170136 | 1423174885 | t3_2uwu2v | t5_2to41 | 20 | shazzbarbaric: TIFU by taking advice from Reddit
First off rEdDit rocks. My comments are shit and karma is anemic but I learn tons of cool stuff everyday on this site.
Two examples of which are that other people like to smoke weed before they work out too and there's an in depth 20 min instructional video on going do... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1423171684 | 1423172192 | t3_2uww1y | t5_2to41 | 9 | Throw_it_away_dearie: TIFU by taking a shower at the gym
Not sure what I did to deserve the punishment the little baby jebus has decided to rain down upon me, but he's obviously sitting in his manger right now plotting against me while his old lady minions do their work. I went to gym after work today (I generally try... | 3 | 3 | |
1423172374 | 1423174394 | t3_2uwxsz | t5_2to41 | 5 | uke-guitar-stuff: TIFU by using words
So this happened about half an hour ago. I'm in a psychology course with about 25 other students. It's an elective course, we don't need it to graduate. No one gives a shit about the class and fortunately I'm in there with two of my best friends: Clyde and Helga (names changed, obv... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423170571 | 1423188565 | t3_2uwv31 | t5_2to41 | 65 | split_thenight: TIFU by trying to flirt
This happened about a hour ago. TIFU by trying to be playful and cute with an absolutely adorable girl. Okay, so here we go, I was on set for some commercial shoot and this smoking hot girl was also working on set. Fast forward too lunch time. We were all sitting at the table and... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1423173381 | 1423178217 | t3_2ux06h | t5_2to41 | 5 | THATguysdealer: TIFU by lying about having a boyfriend.
This happened about an hour ago. So I was waiting for a bus home and this African man (his English isn't all that good) starts talking to me, I politely smile and ignore him but he still tries talking to me... He then asks if I've ' came from a boys ' so I say my ... | 5 | 1 | |
1423174271 | 1423175220 | t3_2ux28k | t5_2to41 | 2 | fantasy_viking: TIFU by buying a donut
I thought it was filled....
http://imgur.com/PLQJhkm
Mpv108: That can happen if the machine gets an air bubble, you end up with little or no filling in the donut.
fantasy_viking: It was filled with air and i enjoyed it still. Just less filling of the belly.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423169723 | 1423175396 | t3_2uwt4k | t5_2to41 | 3 | DreadPirateVader: TIFU by getting 'let go' less than a month after I started a new job; a job that I bragged about to all my friends
**TL;DR** TIFU by taking a contract position at a company that I knew was a sinking ship in the hopes that I'd get a couple months to find something more reliable. The position lasted ju... | 3 | 1 | |
1423174971 | 1423175952 | t3_2ux3s3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Bleu_CordonBleu: TIFU by falling prey to innocence matches
Today I fucked up. In truth, I actually stopped fucking up today, at 2:00 Mountain time on Feb. 5th.
I'm a single guy who would rather not be single (pretty generic, I know.) So what do single guys do looking for single ladies? Tinder, my internet friends... | 3 | 2 | |
1423173973 | 1423273294 | t3_2ux1kh | t5_2to41 | 90 | CJ_Jones: TIFU by taking out a 6yo girl with a sack on a rope
I'm a scout leader for a Beaver colony in England and one of the games we play is called "Around the World" which involves jumping over a sack on the end of a rope as it is spun around in a circle. (Simple rules; Jump over it, if it hits you you're out)
The... | 9 | 10 | |
1423176320 | 1423177118 | t3_2ux6oy | t5_2to41 | 7 | redbate: TIFU by saying I'm a more Brazilian kind of guy.
So this happened last night, I was chatting up this girl and finally got around to asking for her number near the end of the night. After she gave me her phone number I said "Thanks, I'll give you a call sometime" then she said "Call? Why not just text me?" in w... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423177042 | 1423178122 | t3_2ux86y | t5_2to41 | 9 | inthecosmicinfinity: TIFU by trying to flirt with my co-worker but failed (nothing huge, just me being a dork and thought reddit would be a good place to share it).
So I’m the dorky new-hire and I have a small thing for my co-worker down the same aisle as me. We’re planning a group lunch together for tomorrow so I kne... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423176918 | 1423322953 | t3_2ux7y2 | t5_2to41 | 137 | PartlyAlive: TIFU by accidentally texting "the wheelchair guy"
Sometimes my wife and I get bored and starting asking Siri about random things. As you all know, Siri is generally useless. Well, I asked Siri to tell our dog, we'll call him "Jones", to sit. Instead of making some useless quip, Siri then composes a text me... | 9 | 15.222222 | |
1423176108 | 1423191681 | t3_2ux697 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Wildebeesty: Tifu by making waffles in class
I dun goofed...
Hello everyone, this is my first post here and this actually happened a few hours ago.
So a little backstory: I had recently moved schools due to parental divorce and whatnot and I had to go through the whole "making friends" phase once again. This time I d... | 4 | 3 | |
1423177655 | 1423178019 | t3_2ux9gt | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU bringing my Minecraft box head to work.
This actually happened yesterday, so we got a new supervisor last week and everybody here isn't too fond of him due to him constantly adding stuff for the employees to do. I guess this is normal as he's trying to show them he can run this place through his probat... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423177215 | 1423193823 | t3_2ux8ks | t5_2to41 | 22 | slamajammin: TIFU by cutting my jeans
So TIFU by cutting my jeans on the wrong side! I'm going to a bar tomorrow after work and despite my broken foot I thought I could still make an effort and dress smart.
I've been drinking a fair amount of Vodka tonight and I really didn't think anything of it... Until my stupidnes... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1423177804 | 1423247813 | t3_2ux9qv | t5_2to41 | 7 | work_hubris: TIFU by being too honest
One evening I was working in the office late. I was experiencing Mittelschmerz (if you don’t know what it is, keep reading and it will become clear) and sitting in the chair became increasingly uncomfortable. This was in the good old days when a standing desk was virtually unheard ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423180951 | 1423182777 | t3_2uxg9l | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing stuff to a good friend.
OK, basically, I'm a bit of an introvert, I have never had a proper girlfriend, I am still a virgin, despite having a pretty good social life. I have this friend, who is like a 12/10 hot, and is super flirty and shit, but a little wild, and a little messed up. We get dru... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423180228 | 1423300448 | t3_2uxerd | t5_2to41 | 4 | Nickamin: TIFU by trusting my wife.
Today I fucked up by trusting my wife. Me and her got recently married. Although the marriage was not exactly perfect, it was still something I thought would have been a good idea. We have been married For 2 months only, and today I wake up with absolutely nothing to my name. I thou... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423181248 | 1423255127 | t3_2uxguv | t5_2to41 | 13 | tylerderhden: TIFU by accidentally refering to a black person as a chocolate milkshake
I work part time in a diner type restaurant that serves milkshakes. they are a real pain in the arse to make especially when the restaurant is busy and you have loads of other drinks to make and customers to serve. Anyway my friend h... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423183237 | 1423239792 | t3_2uxkwm | t5_2to41 | 82 | theworldisdoomed: TIFU by trying to pick up a girl (never doing it again)
Well. I really fucked up. This happened a little while ago (like a few months).
So there was this girl, a classy nice girl (let's call her Amanda). I liked her. She seemed like she liked me. I however, am not very good at relationships, and nev... | 9 | 9.111111 | |
1423184024 | 1423184843 | t3_2uxmdt | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my brother that his mom was terrible.
First, I must provide context. But let me warn, I don't frequently post on Reddit, so please forgive me for any mistakes I make.
For anyone who wants to know, this happened about five minutes before I started writing this. I am a teenager myself, fiftee... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1423183760 | 1423187341 | t3_2uxlvt | t5_2to41 | 1 | iSeeXenuInYou: TIFU by strangely ending a conversation in prayer.
So this happened a few years ago. My dad was having trouble finding a job. He found one a few hours away and took it. To avoid having to pay a lot of money for rent or for housing, he decided to stay with one of his coworkers. They had stayed together fo... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423184632 | 1423196364 | t3_2uxnln | t5_2to41 | 2 | nicetac: TIFU by hanging up on my gf
This just happened, I was on a hangouts call with her and the hangouts app was running of my tablet. While I was dismissing apps I ended up dismissing hangouts, which ended up ending the call. Now she won't respond.
TIFU trying close running processes, ended up hanging up on my gf
p... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423184070 | 1423219668 | t3_2uxmh9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting near my girlfriend
So, I was heading over to my girlfriends, I got to her house and we went to the basement to watch some movies and cuddle, after about 2 hours of me holding in a fart, my girlfriend asks for a blowjob, regrettably I said yes. I felt my gut curdling before myself while she wa... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1423183438 | 1423253236 | t3_2uxla1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | rmrsp: TIFU by trusting in my gf
So, I went to my girlfriend's university (I live nearby), to give her a kiss, we ended up in her car, then we decided to go lunch in a place that is far from her university/my house.
I trusted her, but I realized that she was going to have a workout nearby the place we were lunching... ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423184828 | 1423235320 | t3_2uxnz2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | SidDickless: TIFU by looking over the stall in a bathroom
In the first story of my high school, the bathroom stalls are about 4 in. too short. I can easliy see over them. I go to the first one and see if it is occupied or not(dont know why a closed door wasn't a signal enough) I looked over and make eye contact to a du... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423112381 | 1423330877 | t3_2uua21 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MrKritty: TIFU by thinking Mike Tyson and Neil DeGrasse Tyson were the same person.
It started with weed. It ended with me being embarrassed as fuck in front of a whole room of strangers. I was with a friend and we wandered over to a house of someone he knew but I didn't. Bong rips later, we're watching TV and a com... | 4 | 1 | |
1423187069 | 1423190554 | t3_2uxscg | t5_2to41 | 32 | Cmms11: TIFU by having to pee at the wrong moment
Falcon948: looks like urine trouble
call_of_the_while: Definitely a wee spot of bother.
| 3 | 10.666667 | |
1423159580 | 1423188432 | t3_2uw6l7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating cinnamon buns.
This happened awhile ago but who gives a fuck.
So I was around 15 or 16 doing what I always did while watching porn,spanking my Caucasian monkey. Except this time my parents weren't home and right when I was about to finish the house phone rings. My parents tell me in 5 mins I ... | 3 | 4 | |
1423187490 | 1423189922 | t3_2uxt5f | t5_2to41 | 49 | PrblyMurderVictim: TIFU by agreeing to meet an old co-worker.
HEAVY EDIT: Okay, so I feel like a bad person.
"John" apologized to me for the way he acted and that he acted as such because he thought we were friends and me coming in late was a slight against him. Told me in no uncertain terms that he was afraid he was ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1423180187 | 1423450183 | t3_2uxeol | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by creating a notepad on my computer
I changed my passwords for all accounts, because a friend found out my passwords. I decided to change them all just to be safe. I put them into a notepad on my computer and went about my day. I guess I have a virus on my computer, because the passwords were all cha... | 4 | 1 | |
1423188017 | 1423273997 | t3_2uxu3f | t5_2to41 | 127 | PanicAttac: TIFU by going to class
It was sort of a normal Thursday. No class until 4pm so I slept in a little later than normal. After a few hours of putting around doing things I got ready for my class. Once I got there I felt how off everything felt, like something just wasn't normal but I ended up shrugging it off.... | 8 | 15.875 | |
1423184394 | 1423188509 | t3_2uxn3h | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by just trying to improve my life for my wife and kids
Like all tifu this didn't happen today but has happened daily for just a little over a year. So It begins with my wife and three kids being kicked out of our house we were renting. We were told everything was fine 7 days prior to be kicked then we w... | 3 | 1 | |
1423188371 | 1423196883 | t3_2uxuqa | t5_2to41 | 12 | Priyome: TIFU by sharing food with my girlfriend.
We were making dinner, some awesome orange chicken. We were standing in the kitchen and she goes to try a piece off the stove. She bites into it and I go to do the cute half kiss/half eat the chicken thing. I bit her lip. I bit it. So she's bleeding and I feel terrible.... | 3 | 4 |
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