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1423188558 | 1423189048 | t3_2uxv33 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by adjusting my kids curtains. (This was 30 min ago...I'm laid out)
I was actually writing a tifu about breaking my pens back in 2000. But I needed to put my kids to bed. I took a bar stool type chair and attempted to fix it. It shifted and I fell on their book case whic also has a large 5 disc DVD pla... | 3 | 1 | |
1423189345 | 1423256131 | t3_2uxwj4 | t5_2to41 | 1,008 | Weekendfuckup: TIFU by Destroying a Mother and baby.
So... this happened about an hour ago.
I live in an apartment complex and unfortunately my doors open out into the hall way... I was taking out the garbage and was backing out of the door when my foot slipped and I fell back a little, Catapulting the door open at gr... | 9 | 112 | |
1423190816 | 1423197908 | t3_2uxzeb | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by unknowingly igniting my friend's pent up stress.
Ok guys. This literally happened 5 minutes ago.
My friends and I were playing Super Smash Brothers for Wii U, having a blast and whooping up on each other. We were playing 1v1s trying to get better and I was spectating two of my friends going at it. T... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423191885 | 1423252391 | t3_2uy1k6 | t5_2to41 | -3 | crazyfolder: TIFU by opening my pictures folder on my laptop in front of my coworker.
So I brought in my laptop because my 80 year old coworker just got a new PC with Windows 8.1 and he asked me to show him how to change account settings. I was clicking through where you can create a 4 digit pin or add a picture for l... | 4 | -0.75 | |
1423192538 | 1423201667 | t3_2uy2ti | t5_2to41 | 8 | Dinoman21: TIFU by knocking my neighbor's door.
Ok so for a while I've taken notice to a girl, (or woman), that lives across my street. I occasionally saw her out so often, she acted energetic and goofy, but pretty and busty. Not really a horn dog looking for women but she was hot I guess not SUPER MODEL or anything...... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1423193699 | 1423195557 | t3_2uy514 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending "interesting" pics to my girlfriend
So this all started on sunday when I was texting my gf and we were joking around. At some point she mentioned the term humancat or something so me being a funny memer decided to google, screenshot, then send my girlfriend these creepy pictures of human cat ... | 3 | 3 | |
1423193573 | 1423249181 | t3_2uy4se | t5_2to41 | 379 | beardedg1ory: TIFU by farting away a 2.6 million dollar deal
TL;DR was on a phone call with all of the big wigs at a Fortune 500 company, abruptly farted like a champion ending a 2.6 million dollar deal.
So, before going any further, I should make mention that I work for an IT consulting company. We frequently do sal... | 11 | 34.454545 | |
1423191229 | 1427671577 | t3_2uy07f | t5_2to41 | 286 | SupaSteak: TIFU by Helping a Small Child
I work at a big box store. I'm usually not one to do number 2 at work, but the other day I had a long shift, so I got desperate and ended up hitting up that big ole handicap stall at the end. I was in there for about thirty seconds when a little boy, probably around 8 or 9, walk... | 7 | 40.857143 | |
1423195177 | 1423229392 | t3_2uy7np | t5_2to41 | 52 | jeepbrahh: TIFU by jokingly raping my girlfriend
So me and my girlfriend share the same sense of humor, and we can joke around with virtually anything. So that goes to today, I went over to hang out with her, as usual, were lounging in her bed just talking, and shes telling me to cuddle her and I tell her to come to me... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1423184973 | 1423198315 | t3_2uxo9c | t5_2to41 | 4 | Cosmonaut1356: Tifu by skateboarding home
I was skating home from work today as I do everyday(I skate because its fun and I am a poor student who cant afford a car) when I came to a rather steep section of sidewalk. It had rained earlier so it was still wet on the surface and this combined with the bumpy brick surface ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423196180 | 1423197124 | t3_2uy9f1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | urinefumbler: TIFU by possibly messing with some medical test results
Reddit, A Few Days Ago I Fucked Up.
So, I'm a student at this high school that allows you to go to hospitals, clinics, dental offices, etc. to really get a good grip on what you want to be when you're older. A few days ago I went to one of the hospit... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423195915 | 1423265401 | t3_2uy8yw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not cleaning up well enough
So I get up today, get ready to take a shower before work and I knock this stupid bowl of shit off of a partition next to the tub.
I picked up what I could and then hopped in the shower and soaped up my muscled, well defined rippling body.
So I get done washing by penis ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1423197883 | 1423245498 | t3_2uycft | t5_2to41 | 12 | mattboblilpants: TIFU by being brave and asking a girl to be my valentine
So, quick run down. Recently divorced dad with one small child, 30 y.o. , full time job, 3/4 time student.
This started about a year ago or so, but I really started to form a liking to a girl in my colleges work placement program (they work at ... | 3 | 4 | |
1423184592 | 1423208108 | t3_2uxnif | t5_2to41 | 4 | jordanl09: TIFU by confiding in a friend
So, this happened.
I struggle with depression and anxiety, and the past few days have been particularly dark. It came to a head last night, literally one of the worst nights of my life. I needed someone to talk to, and the only one I knew would answer would be an ex-girlfrien... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423198692 | 1423251742 | t3_2uydre | t5_2to41 | 1,209 | Dumb_bunny: TIFU by falling asleep while cuddling.
So I've been on this nightmare binge lately. I'm not sure why, but I've been having tons of nightmares these past couple of nights. So today I was feeling exceptionally tired, but the boyfriend was ushering me over to cuddle with him in the bed, where he was already wa... | 11 | 109.909091 | |
1423199183 | 1423360161 | t3_2uyen1 | t5_2to41 | 35 | basshead17: TIFU by purchasing $335 in Google Play gift cards
Where I work, we have a rewards program which you can get $50 prepaid visa gift cards. I had saved up enough points to get $200 worth of cards. I also recently got a promotion at work, so I figured I'd splurge and get myself that new graphics card I had be... | 5 | 7 | |
1423200023 | 1424239355 | t3_2uyg2p | t5_2to41 | 37 | vault214: TIFU By giving my date a dutch oven
Alright so this was actually a few years ago when I was still in college. I never posted this story because I didn't know much about reddit back then..ANYWAYS.
My fraternity had a beach weekend + formal on the second week of April. (for those who don't know- we get a beach... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1423199529 | 1423207169 | t3_2uyf76 | t5_2to41 | 9 | PhyscoticOrange: TIFU by being subconsciously racist
Like most TIFUs this happened a few weeks ago. So I (14 y/o white male) was in math class doing "homework" with my two friends, let's call one Juan (100% Mexican) and the other Billy (50% Mexican). We were talking about one of my other friends (let's call him Frank) ... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1423200746 | 1423219996 | t3_2uyh8q | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by having social anxiety
This dint happen today but over a two month span. I am a college freshman and I've recently started my second semester of college. To put it kindly my first semester dint go very well. Out of the 5 classes I took I only managed to pass 1 ( got a b+). Now a little back ground on ... | 10 | 0.8 | |
1423197971 | 1423236709 | t3_2uycl6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Indestructuble_Man: TIFU by being an alchoholic.
This took place last Friday but I'm just now getting over it.
I recently turned 21 and just discovered the joys of alchohol(that's my story and I'm sticking to it). I had a bottle of vodka and was going to a friends house that allows drinking so I took it. I snuck it in... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423202122 | 1423202816 | t3_2uyjaj | t5_2to41 | 3 | fmlfmlfmlf: TIFU by trying to trust people again
I read this sub daily and never thought I'd ever post here.
I became friends with a girl, call her Alice. We become great friends.
I do a lot for her, and expect absolutely nothing in return, as I do for *ALL of my close friends*. I try to spend time with her, as I d... | 3 | 1 | |
1423200893 | 1423259372 | t3_2uyhh2 | t5_2to41 | 81 | barelyonhere: TIFU by calling my deceased mother's phone.
So, this happened about an hour ago, and I'm still a little freaked out. My mom passed a couple years ago, and I sometimes call her phone to hear her voicemail. (Please don't ask why my father hasn't cut the line. I have no idea. Probably the same reason I call ... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1423199571 | 1423246817 | t3_2uyfa8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | EightTh: TIFU by accidentally reformatting the hard drive on my laptop.
I was trying to fix my SanDisk 8gb micro SD that somehow was only showing 100mb outta nowhere...
The standard reformatting options weren't working so I download one from the Internet. I have the micro SD in a SD card adapter and I fire it up. Of... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423200541 | 1423210973 | t3_2uygwl | t5_2to41 | 13 | justlikemypantiesnow: TIFU by laughing so hard it looks like a crime scene in my panties
I've been lurking TIFU for a long time, laughing at all you incompetent fucks and your dicknanigans. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. I was hanging out with my wife this evening, getting blazed, watching anime and just generally hav... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423206460 | 1423206802 | t3_2uyp07 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a selfie
So yesterday, I went to class early to write a test that I missed. When I was finished, the teacher was not in the room, so I put my test on her desk and started playing with my phone. My teacher walked in on me taking a duck face snapchat.
GreenTeaXD: The first problem is, you are do... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423205205 | 1423222391 | t3_2uynhn | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU I said DA users should stop posting selfies
GreenTeaXD: "OP is oblivious af. :lol:
I love her excuse for her main account "It's like old so it doesn't matter if I have selfies!"
She should probably mention she thinks all selfies are art so long as you add a bs filter to it :D
I love how she has to n... | 49 | 0.979592 | |
1423207927 | 1423208469 | t3_2uyqqm | t5_2to41 | 0 | masterplan2020: TIFU by lying to a date that I was in a meeting when she could see me waiting for a bus
In short: http://i.imgur.com/jyHrmK8.png
Long version:
I went out on a date with this girl yesterday. Super duper nice asian girl. I mostly didn't enjoy it as much since her English wasn't as good and she seems to w... | 4 | 0 | |
1423206995 | 1423238630 | t3_2uypo0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Dragonshy_STEAM: TIFU by thinking the rain kept the dog at bay. Got bit.
Yes, this was today.
So today I went to my church after school, about half way through me and my friends chatting it up, my girlfriend lying on my lap, I decide I need to get home and get some work done, after all, I get paid per call. It's 4:00.... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423206979 | 1423330538 | t3_2uypnf | t5_2to41 | 21 | Her420s: TIFU by starting a small fire at a gas station.
So I had just bought a fresh pack of Turkish Gold and proceeded to light a cigarette. About 1/4 into the cigarette, I decide now is a good time to pump gas. So I extinguish my cigarette (or so I thought) into my ashtray. Before pumping gas I realize my ashtray is... | 7 | 3 | |
1423207279 | 1423216266 | t3_2uyq0k | t5_2to41 | 12 | sk8ord1e: TIFU by trekking tar into my doorman building
So today started like any other Thursday evening in NYC. I went out for drinks with friends post work and had a blast. But as I was walking home, I came across the bar Continental in East Village which runs a special for 5 Shots for $10. Being the asshat that I am... | 4 | 3 | |
1423208779 | 1423259756 | t3_2uyrp9 | t5_2to41 | 17 | shittyshitpickle: TIFU by getting a CT scan (NSFW)
I've been having stomach problems for over a year. I've gone to the doctor quite a few times but today was my first CT scan to see what was going on. For those of you who have never had a CT scan of the stomach, it isn't a pleasant experience. I had to stop eating and ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1423208956 | 1423228082 | t3_2uyrv9 | t5_2to41 | 49 | IfukONthe1stDATE: TIFU by letting my wife wax my back
My back is hairy. Not normal hairy, more like teen wolf hairy. My wife gets the idea that she wants to wax it. Says it makes her itch when we are in bed. I agree. Thinking that this will lead to more sexy time.
First off. She buys the shit that rolls on. Fuck up ... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1423205409 | 1423225939 | t3_2uynqs | t5_2to41 | 3,271 | UngoodUsername: TIFU by not plugging in my headphones.
This happened a couple months ago, but whatever.
I sat down at a computer in the student center at my school. There's maybe a dozen other computers situated in the vicinity as well as a couple couches and ping pong tables for people to goof around on. As I start... | 14 | 233.642857 | |
1423210280 | 1423220991 | t3_2uytai | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my room mate to empty the dishwasher.
In October, some friends of mine and I decided it was time to rent a house together. Everyone but myself works full time, I have a dibilitating chronic illness that makes it retardedly difficult to use my arms a lot of the time. Initially, there was five o... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1423211402 | 1423230148 | t3_2uyufc | t5_2to41 | 21 | dickbuttguy: TIFU by walking in my mom's room without knocking
So I needed cash like $200 to get a new phone for myself and decided to ask my mom. So I went upstairs to her room but the door was closed, I barged in and called out, ***"MOM! I NEED MONEY!"*** and that's when it happened...I saw my mom **full-frontal nude... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1423214541 | 1423229665 | t3_2uyxfu | t5_2to41 | 4 | youwouldntwanttoknow: TIFU by trying to get a hooker and pissing a ladyboy off
This actually happened 3 days ago, but yeah here goes.
I flew to a foreign country few days back to attend a friend's wedding, where one of my ex who cheated on me is attending too (I actually asked for some advise in r/relationships).
S... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423214940 | 1423216358 | t3_2uyxv3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by rooming with friends on a school trip. Slightly NSFW
Here is the story of my night of misfortune.
I am in theater at my high school and we are at our Thespian Convention from Thursday to Saturday. It has been a long first day and we get to out rooms about 11:30 or so. There are 4 people in my room "... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423205385 | 1423239206 | t3_2uynpp | t5_2to41 | 10 | jthrowaway212223: TIFU by looking like a creeper.
This happened just a few hours ago. It was dark. I had just gotten off work, and was dropping off my rent check. It's at a house that has been renovated into a small property management company. All the tenants drop their checks in the mail slot on the front porch. I pu... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423217445 | 1423502527 | t3_2uz096 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my best guy friend that I would watch his favorite scary movie with him.
I thought I could handle it...I like scary movies.
Oh but little did I know that he was going to make us go straight to bed right after.
Now I'm lying in the dark freaking the hell out.
His dogs keep freaking out t... | 5 | 1 | |
1423217562 | 1423220926 | t3_2uz0dq | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing my hair down. (Is it the weekend yet?)
Whelp I'm 17, and female. I've been sexually active for almost 3 years now, and never was caught until today I made the mistake of leaving my hair up in a ponytail. It's been a pretty bad week anyway. I mean last weekend I got caught for being a witc... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1423222948 | 1423274273 | t3_2uz5p0 | t5_2to41 | 26 | DaKing7: TIFU by maybe becoming a father
-EX GF has problems with current BF and asks me to go for drinks
-ended up in my bed doing the nasy unprotected
-she says she wants to do it more often
-text 2 weeks later saying shes pregnant but isnt mine
Lesson learnt... Always wrap and never go back :'(
ContrarySnivy:... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1423222909 | 1423253063 | t3_2uz5ne | t5_2to41 | 267 | SlutGrlfriend: TIFU by reading my girlfriends Facebook.
brusselss: I'm hoping OP updates when she gives him shit for getting fired.
SlutGrlfriend: No one but to blame but herself! I feel 100% in the right.
threestardot: Not really. The real victim here isn't her, it's her kid. I'm sure she'll bounce back but say th... | 9 | 29.666667 | |
1423223375 | 1423231058 | t3_2uz655 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking, my entire life, 'Slow Cheetah' by RHCP was intentionally made to sound jittery/choppy
So just some background info first. My mom introduced me to Red Hot Chili Peppers when I was about 10 and this was about the time when I had learnt how to rip CDs to my ipod. She lent me all her albums of ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1423224214 | 1423259644 | t3_2uz72c | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting people know to much
Background: I was a high school student, and this happened a few years ago.
So I was sitting in my History class when a friend begins teasing me about a girl I like, who he works with. He kept on asking me annoying questions like does she know, should I tell everyone etc.... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423224738 | 1423267411 | t3_2uz7l8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a lottery prank on my mum and family
Okay, this TIFU happened yesterday. So it's more of a YIFU.
I'm 25 and I've been staying at my mothers for around a month now because she's currently housing my older sister who recently split from her abusive boyfriend, who has since been threatening to... | 4 | 4 | |
1423225447 | 1423245748 | t3_2uz8d9 | t5_2to41 | 321 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a joke out of my grandfather's death.
Today is my Grandfather's birthday, who passed away 2 years ago. We have a tradition in my town for friends and family to come have a drink at his favorite bar (where he holds many records). People here have a lot of respect for him, and he's missed dearl... | 7 | 45.857143 | |
1423226492 | 1423337163 | t3_2uz9iy | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by binge-watching Top /r/WatchPeopleDie
A comment in some post mentioned /r/WatchPeopleDie *(NSFW-NSFL)*. Needless to say, curiosity (or stupidity) got the better of me. This was about 8 hours ago and I have no real explanation as to why I just kept watching, but I did. RES never ending Reddit didn't he... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1423227048 | 1423257453 | t3_2uza4o | t5_2to41 | 29 | Pedestrien: TIFU by farting at my desk
So this morning I'm working at my desk and let out a pretty decent fart. A couple minutes go by and then I hear my coworker to the cube beside me start to have computer trouble, so she calls IT. The IT guy shows up after a little bit and starts looking around her computer. Meanwhi... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1423224363 | 1423281988 | t3_2uz77d | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a 'relaxing' bath. (Long)
Obligatory this happened to me half an hour ago, after cleaning up the mess I made in my bathroom.
So, it's a Friday night where I live and I'm at home by myself; boyfriend gone out with the boys, and my parents gone out to a party. I'm getting really bored, and I al... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1423228552 | 1423252953 | t3_2uzbxo | t5_2to41 | 10 | thefiftyshadesguy: TIFU by downloading a hard core version of Fifty Shades of Grey... And a colleague found this on my USB drive... I'm never living this down... [NSFW]
Throwaway account... Me and my SO like to watch movies and series in the evenings after work. Where I can, I prefer to go to the cinema, otherwise I st... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423228857 | 1423232320 | t3_2uzcaw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently looking somewhere I shouldn't
I don't know if you guys ever had that kind of anxiety but it is a thing for me so I'm gonna tell you about it.
When I went in class today, everything went quite normal, as always, nothing special. Lessons started and we were about to discuss homework. Since ... | 6 | 1 | |
1423229580 | 1423231118 | t3_2uzd8x | t5_2to41 | 17 | littlered2: TIFU by leaving my kid downstairs while I get dressed
Am upstairs getting dressed, my 2 year old daughter is downstairs, she's shouting, genuinely thought there was a problem (I was worried because I set the grill on fire the other day, because I turned it on and then forgot about it) am in the hotpress, t... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1423227484 | 1423232914 | t3_2uzaly | t5_2to41 | 7 | God_approved: TIFU by suggesting my manager to murder me
I was in office, browsing reddit. As usual, after reading some emotional post, i was bit overwhelmed and thinking about life and death. Suddenly, my manager stood up and said to me "we need to shift you to new place as we are hiring more people". I didn't really ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423231541 | 1423574388 | t3_2uzg54 | t5_2to41 | 212 | seasonsreading: TIFU by drinking too much (a poem)
Because this happened before midnight
This TIFU is actually from last night
I met up to have some drinks with friends
And how I wish this was where the story ends
I ended up imbibing a few drinks too many
I knew driving would end in disaster aplenty
I called m... | 6 | 35.333333 | |
1423232265 | 1423257832 | t3_2uzhen | t5_2to41 | 3 | KrackSmellin: TIFU by wiping my face with a dirty towel
This happened a number of years back but honestly it might as well have happened today the memory is so fresh.
I had gone over to visit my buddy who truly did live in his parents' basement. His parents had asked us if we were going anywhere out, but since we wer... | 3 | 1 | |
1423232628 | 1423242617 | t3_2uzi1j | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting involved with a crazy psycho girl
TL;DR crazy psycho bitch got with loads of guys and now has a boyfriend but still wants me!
Right, so I started to meet up with this hot girl (let's name her fdb) to do some revision lessons. We started to meet up more and more and started to flirt a bit, es... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1423233495 | 1423242582 | t3_2uzjj2 | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming on my sister in-law
geodude006: Apparently I missed reading this by 2 minutes.
Nuplex: Yea, same. Now I'm curious why this post was so misleading.
emanresol: He didn't cum on his sister-in-law per se, he came on a photo of her in a bikini that was on the computer monitor.
Nuplex: Oh, that's... | 7 | 9.428571 | |
1423232987 | 1423254655 | t3_2uzim6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By calling my SO and her mom a slut
Talking about her grandma was pregnant as a teenager
Friend says she's a slut
I say it runs in the family meaning 'We're a teenage pregnancy family'
Was not interpreted that way.
TL; DR Slut=!Pregnant
Pedestrien: I had to read this 3 times before it made sense..
YesO... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423233415 | 1423240236 | t3_2uzje6 | t5_2to41 | 21 | LordKnorr: Tifu by no saying the pledge of allegiance
Today in my homeroom class we had our daily announcements, compiling all the sports and other events for the week . We had a older female sub for that class today so it was a little awkward . She was a nice but demanding teacher . The time came for everyone to stan... | 7 | 3 | |
1423233610 | 1423241952 | t3_2uzjqn | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by moving my a guy I was casually "seeing" in
Well. Ever make a gigantic fuckup and you have no choice but to follow through with it no matter how it plays out? I'm pretty much in that boat right now.
I started casually seeing a dude who lived in a less-than-ideal situation. His roommates were irrespon... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1423234984 | 1423253453 | t3_2uzm59 | t5_2to41 | 26 | apologeticPalpatine: TIFU by calling a smoking pregnant woman a bitch
Happened yesterday.
I was watching Breaking Bad with friends, and we ended up discussing the character of Skyler. She got a lot of hate from fans, and we saw a lot of posts on the internet calling her a bitch, etc. While she did act bitchy with Walt... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1423235490 | 1423236101 | t3_2uzn50 | t5_2to41 | 9 | TKPK-K: TIFU by making a girl fall in love with me in 2 days.
Day 0:Tell girl shes cute,chat all night online
Day 1: Hold hands, sit on bench and talk and be cute
Day 2: She leaves our school for 4 month long internship in the next state over
1weeks later she texts me saying how hard shes going to try to make the rel... | 3 | 3 | |
1423236005 | 1423263748 | t3_2uzluu | t5_2to41 | 4 | DaKing7: Yeah, shes crazy and wants alarm bell 4.
mooninasodacan: it's not really fair to call her crazy, you violated her privacy and her trust by reading it without permission. You will have to tell her what you did.. She will know otherwise and then it will just be worse.
DaKing7: I left her diary on her bed. she k... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423237127 | 1423242115 | t3_2uzqce | t5_2to41 | 7 | WhatsShakinBacon69: TIFU By splitting my ass cheek open
So I was about 6, and I was hanging out in my brothers room. We'll call him Kody. So I was in boxers and a big ass T-shirt. We were like playing around, when all of a sudden a fell. Now Kodys bed has a metal frame. And a jagged corner was sticking out. I'm falling... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423237170 | 1423237922 | t3_2uzqf1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | premnirmal88: TIFU by accidentally being racist
Just FYI this didn't happen today but it happened about a month back on Martin Luther King Day..
So a few friends and I go to TGI Fridays in New York on Martin Luther King Day for lunch. It had nothing to do with the holiday, we were just in the city and we were hungry a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423236822 | 1423240255 | t3_2uzpqu | t5_2to41 | 4 | Wildebeesty: TIFU by making waffles in class (update)
I FU again.
Part 1: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2ux697/tifu_by_making_waffles_in_class/
So I went to detention this morning and my task was to replace a very old vcr with another very old vcr. I removed the old one from the bottom of the tv( it was a sw... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423238823 | 1423253018 | t3_2uzts3 | t5_2to41 | 946 | Mowgulee: [TIFU] by trying to call a student out...
I am a High School Biology teacher and was walking around lecturing on cell organelles today. My classroom is set up as a lab with blacktop long desks that have outlets in each row for equipment. This leads to students regularly plugging in their iphones and trying to... | 12 | 78.833333 | |
1423225726 | 1423665193 | t3_2uz8nu | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ha55ar: TIFU by dropping my phone into the sewer
This happened about 2 months ago
So I get to school, and I decide that I don't feel like it. I am new to this school and I wasnt very close to anyone... There is this cafe that is always open and it was near my school (2miles). I started walking there. I walked because I... | 3 | 1 | |
1423240047 | 1423241261 | t3_2uzw9y | t5_2to41 | 17 | Braaaaaaaaaaves: Tifu by not paying attention
This happened a few months back but that seems to be a common thing on here so whatever.
So I used to work as a vet technician and one day I had an appointment come in that was just puppy vaccines. At this place, it's common procedure that we have two technicians set up a... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1423224885 | 1423258367 | t3_2uz7r9 | t5_2to41 | 35 | foshznt: TIFU by recording my snowboarding trip with a GoPro
This fuck up was done last week but today I'm realizing how much of a fuck up it really was. A little background on myself, I am a soldier and was 10 days away from my PCS (changing duty stations) to Germany. My company arranged a ski trip to act as a compan... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1423240558 | 1423268169 | t3_2uzxdg | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by not thinking before I spoke.
Today, I went barbecuing with my boyfriend and our other friends. My boyfriend and I are usually pretty cautious about displaying our affection publicly because of how much our friends would tease us. So basically, we avoid close body contact or sexual topics when ... | 6 | 3 | |
1423240468 | 1423252138 | t3_2uzx73 | t5_2to41 | 70 | sicpric: TIFU by clicking "Random Subreddit" at work.
1stKillalltheLawyers: I want to click the link, but I'm at work too :-/
N1sFoop: Same but school
shinydragonite: I'm at school but fuck it, I'm going in.
shinydragonite: Only like half of them are my type, but I got a dudes snapchat, so that's pretty neat.
SweetNeo... | 7 | 10 | |
1423241143 | 1423241443 | t3_2uzylz | t5_2to41 | 4 | ReadingRocker: TIFU by nearly searching for porn at work [maybe NSFW?]
Pieking9000: At least you work at a pub! It would have been a lot more awkward if you worked at an office or something
ReadingRocker: The computer is linked with the head office though so not sure if someone in IT would have seen my FU.
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1423241836 | 1423298001 | t3_2v0023 | t5_2to41 | 117 | phodougrapher: TIFU by making my mother believe I'm dating a drug
Mom is a middle-aged, Christian woman who thinks 3 beer is 2 beer too many. I recently moved to a different country for grad school, and of course smoke weed to cope with the tears. A couple months after moving here, a buddy and I decide to smoke a joint... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1423240621 | 1423242305 | t3_2uzxim | t5_2to41 | 8 | Pieking9000: TIFU by being very nervous
So this happened about an hour ago in first period and it is still haunting me.
So to being, about a week ago, my history teacher gives us a group project about world organizations and my group gets UNICEF. Easy enough I think. So the next few days are full of research and such ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423242559 | 1423255222 | t3_2v01m5 | t5_2to41 | 106 | IceeIceeMaybee: TIFU while trying to post a TIFU.
This just happened and I'm a little heartbroken. I spent about 15 minutes typing out a whimsical little tale from my past (TIFU), and as I finish it, I realize that there's quite a bit of my personal information in the story. I decide I should make a throwaway account f... | 5 | 21.2 | |
1423242874 | 1423243732 | t3_2v02bo | t5_2to41 | 3 | DetectingLies: TIFU By laughing whilst kissing my girlfriend, ultimately leading me to blow snot all over her face.
This didn't happen today, it actually happened a few years ago whilst I was in Year 11 (UK here). I'd recently started dating a girl and she was very shy, had a lot of problems as a child but I was there ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423188490 | 1423300745 | t3_2uxuyb | t5_2to41 | 8 | bng_hts_4_jss: TIFU by opening my laptop in class.
Earlier in the day, I was watching some pretty hard core BDSM gangbang porn with my SO. We usually don't watch anything that rough together, but for whatever reason we were in a really kinky mood. We made it through about 2/3 of the porn and then my SO shut my laptop a... | 4 | 2 | |
1423244229 | 1423246072 | t3_2v059d | t5_2to41 | 10 | DeskPop572: TIFU by picking up a pizza NSFW
Incident actually occurred a while back but I'm new here. Wife then GF and I finished up a summer afternoon marathon sexcapade leaving no stone unturned. I'm slathered in DNA from my nose to my knee capps. We are both starved. I tell her to call the local pizza place down the... | 5 | 2 | |
1423245055 | 1423255740 | t3_2v06zv | t5_2to41 | 134 | kcpandol: TIFU by giving a nice man a thumbs up
My husband and I have a red car with a white trunk, on which we write positive messages with dry erase markers. We draw little happy pictures, and write things like "everyone has value" or "stay positive" etc. So, I have become pretty used to the occasional person honking... | 3 | 44.666667 | |
1423245368 | 1423266151 | t3_2v07oz | t5_2to41 | 860 | ryancox1439: TIFU by trying to be a good husband
Like most TIFUs, this didn't actually happen today.
Some context before I begin: my wife wasn't home at the time, and there is a steep hill right in front of my house.
After a long and particularly boring day of work, I finally was able to leave and come home. Keep ... | 7 | 122.857143 | |
1423245993 | 1423762106 | t3_2v08zv | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by flirting with a girl.
I'm 18 years old, I'm in high school yet I only go for one class a day, so about 40 minutes. Then I go home.
That one class was an English class, every friday we used to bring in some people from our university to talk to us about writing or poetry, etc, but we haven't had anyo... | 10 | 4.7 | |
1423243464 | 1423252695 | t3_2v03lm | t5_2to41 | 7 | V-NeckSloth: TIFU by arguing with a customer through the drive thru over what drink he wanted
T_Dumbsford: Removed per rule 3.
V-NeckSloth: Thanks. Didn't know plugging in your head phones wrong and playing it through the speakers was more original. OK.
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1423245812 | 1423248677 | t3_2v08mw | t5_2to41 | 5 | DSEthno23: TIFU: Don't try to warm tortillas using cheap aluminum foil and a glass-top stove...
kapre-korn: I can only cry for your mother. RIP induction stove top.
DSEthno23: It's actually my apartment and the stove-top is now functional.
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1423247035 | 1423251832 | t3_2v0b7l | t5_2to41 | 37 | Slick1014: TIFU by hugging my girlfriend
This actually happened today weeeeeee.
Anyways, today was a really stressful day. One of my best friends is going through a lot of shit and I am his vent. So I get to my last class and I sit down to talk to my girlfriend. Little backstory on my gf. I have been trying to get he... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1423247409 | 1423248608 | t3_2v0c0d | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling my girlfriend about my friends that are girls
I have a few girls that are friends, (I have far less friends of the opposite sex then she does) and the conversations I have with them are innocent and casual. I have nothing to hide nor would I want to keep them a secret. She also has lots o... | 3 | 1 | |
1423247714 | 1423418057 | t3_2v0coj | t5_2to41 | 993 | Duthos: TIFU by bringing two girls home
Met this girl at the library awhile ago (off to a good start), and we had smoked a joint with a couple other people and bullshitted a bit. Ran into her yesterday, and gave her my number after a brief exchange.
Couple hours later she calls me up and says that her and a friend are... | 21 | 47.285714 | |
1423247587 | 1423260537 | t3_2v0ceg | t5_2to41 | 6 | thesk0g: TIFU by asking for customer feedback
This happened yesterday but I'm just beginning to deal with the fallout.
So, the small company I work for is implementing a customer feedback survey. I was put in charge of developing the survey and sending it to customers. I spent much of yesterday afternoon compiling an ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423248049 | 1423248524 | t3_2v0dej | t5_2to41 | 27 | JazzChowder: TIFU by not having the balls to talk to a girl
There was a group of people on campus today preaching about jesus, like the ones you see downtown with signs and shit. Anyway, after it all cleared out I started walking towards my apartment and there's this girl walking about the same pace as me. I wound up c... | 3 | 9 | |
1423248158 | 1428511482 | t3_2v0dnu | t5_2to41 | 10,734 | Vassufferens: TIFU by getting a vasectomy
So my wife and I are done having kids at this point, and I decided to volounteer for a vasectomy as it is supposed to be much less invasive than her permanent options. Any time I started to freak out about the upcoming visit to Dr. Diddle, I soothed myself with thoughts of en... | 71 | 151.183099 | |
1423248898 | 1423367386 | t3_2v0f7k | t5_2to41 | 100 | denovosibi: TIFU by watching the ISIS incineration execution
Last night I fucked up.
I've never been easily affected by things on the Internet; I guess you could say I've been desensitized for the most part. When I was maybe 11 or 12 I started using Limewire to download music and one particular evening a video file d... | 7 | 14.285714 | |
1423249788 | 1423252542 | t3_2v0h7r | t5_2to41 | 11 | NakedCandleMaker: TIFU by making candles naked.
I own a small candle company that sells candles at craft shows and flea markets. I woke up like any other day and started to make candles. I was naked of course, I love being naked in my house. After heating a large amount of candle wax I picked up the pouring pot, and tr... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423249236 | 1423253327 | t3_2v0fzv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By Falling On My Face And Getting Covered In Apple Juice In School
So just like all FU's, this happened two days ago (wednesday if you are in kindergarten).
So let me just say that I am well known in my school, a lot of people know me. I don't, however, have a lot of friends. They all either like spor... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1423249592 | 1423283109 | t3_2v0gss | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not writing my middle name
Okay, so this actually happened last year. Before I tell the story, I would like to point out that I always fuck up but this one just makes me really anxious everytime like no matter what the day is. And so I thought I should let out all the anxiety out here (also, I'm writ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423251714 | 1423252325 | t3_2v0liz | t5_2to41 | 6 | MaddenMan73: TIFU by calling a friend's home country "third world"
So we are discussing the weather and basically shooting the breeze when she brings up her home country of Brazil.
Showing interest I ask her of the customs there etc, and we get on the subject of football vs soccer aka futball and I remark that "most... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423252012 | 1423324050 | t3_2v0m6c | t5_2to41 | 6 | super_gyro: TIFU by unintentionally sounding racist
This happened last night, but oh well.
So I'm on campus killing some time before a meeting. I hadn't eaten dinner yet, so I decided to eat a pastrami sandwich. And we all know how messy those can be. Anyway, I was so into my sandwich I didn't see the time go by and w... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423250150 | 1423325751 | t3_2v0i07 | t5_2to41 | 6,221 | PCRenegade: TIFU by grabbing a stranger's ass then high-fiving her husband.
So this just happened, and my face is still red. McDonalds as some of you may know is doing this "Pay it with Love" promotion. My girlfriend and her son came to have lunch with me and the only real kid friendly place near work is McDonalds Whil... | 15 | 414.733333 | |
1423251884 | 1423330934 | t3_2v0lwr | t5_2to41 | 76 | infernalspacemonkey: TIFU by wearing a t-shirt that says "EVERYONE DIES" to a Heart Health Awareness Campaign
I'm a Nichiren Buddhist. A little while ago I got a red shirt that says, "SPOILER ALERT: Everyone Dies". I love how it's about the meme AND relevant to my Buddhist views on death (meditation on death and imperm... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1423250600 | 1423267541 | t3_2v0j1o | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by speaking French in the student lounge
I was in the student lounge, which was quite crowded, playing billiards. A friend of mine, and her Chinese roommate were sitting on a sofa playing with my friend's phone and giggling. I was too focused on my game to really pay attention to what they were doing.
... | 5 | 11 | |
1423252970 | 1423266731 | t3_2v0o89 | t5_2to41 | 237 | Tattoofairy: Change TIFU to IFU
drewkat99: And it would save on typing a whole letter!
telijah: he mount f ime I ave kipping etters!
Umimum: ut hen e ave o pend he xtra ime rying o igure ut hat ou yped
telijah: ... hit, ou're ight.
Y0dle: I hink ou eant ".. hit, ou're ight."
butterflyprism: I pent oo ong rying oo igur... | 9 | 26.333333 |
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