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1423253228 | 1423254296 | t3_2v0osu | t5_2to41 | 7 | ap072: TIFU by stealing my boyfriend's t-shirt.
My boyfriend has this great forest green tshirt that I've been dying to steal for months. It's big on me and I could definitely wear it with leggings, but he would never let me take it for fear he would never get it back. Well, after staying the night in his apartment, I ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423252753 | 1423254591 | t3_2v0nrb | t5_2to41 | 11 | kmy3rs: TIFU by taking my 3 year old daughter with me to get an oil change.
Happened 6 months ago but has become a family favorite story so I thought I would share.
I took the day off of work to watch my 3 year old daughter and thought I would take the opportunity to get my car's oil changed as well. So there we are, ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423252656 | 1423258906 | t3_2v0njk | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the water park with my family
so this happened this last summer when my dad invited me to go to the water park with my much younger siblings and himself, Myself loving extreme rides immediately find the tallest steepest slide in the park and its the kind where you lay down and go down on you... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423253159 | 1423255775 | t3_2v0omu | t5_2to41 | 168 | ultimatestump: TIFU Running from Buttsex
TIFU about an hour ago. A few of my friends have a running Facebook conversation where we share funny videos and links from reddit. It turns out that a particular TIFU tickled my brother’s fancy, and he decided to forward it to us with me unaware…
And it all really started off ... | 5 | 33.6 | |
1423254187 | 1423254727 | t3_2v0qw0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by spraying my balls with cologne
Tonight I'm playing strip poker at my place with a few close friends, my crush included. I got out of the shower and promptly sprayed my balls with cologne to get a head start on smelling good. Bad idea. It BURNS. Has been for the past ten minutes and still is as I type... | 3 | 2 | |
1423253559 | 1423257038 | t3_2v0pj2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having diarrhea whilst taking a girl for a hike on date.
Similar to many other TIFU's this actually happened yesterday.
So I've been seeing this girl for a little over a month now. We've had a few conversations about nature and the outdoors and decided that it would be a good idea to go for a hike t... | 4 | 1 | |
1423255027 | 1423256603 | t3_2v0spv | t5_2to41 | 16 | blazeitian: TIFU by kissing my girlfriend
Well, that was the FU that put me through all this, and it happened last thursday, but only today did the consequences occur.
so, what happened was I'm dating this chick, she's a grade ahead of me, so I don't see her very often, but when I do it's the greatest feeling. So one ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1423248450 | 1423259205 | t3_2v0e9w | t5_2to41 | 13 | pbetts46: TIFU by turning on my computer before class
So my friends and I had a house party and I was blasting music with my laptop. Got wasted and passed out. I awoke the next morning with my computer dead but I was already late to class so I just grabbed my charger and ran. I go into my political science lecture clas... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423254714 | 1423269519 | t3_2v0s28 | t5_2to41 | 24 | IceeIceeMaybee: TIFU by not knowing what vulgar music was.
This happened about 25 years ago, when I was 7 years old. I was in 1st grade, so it was still my mom's job to get me and my brother ready for school every morning. She would always put some music on for us, and it was usually something that my brother and I wer... | 4 | 6 | |
1423255439 | 1423257382 | t3_2v0tkl | t5_2to41 | 17 | Tobbaas: TIFU by selling cigarettes in NYC.
On December first my father became terminally ill and they estimated he had one month or less to live. I live in Tennessee, soon as the news broke I packed up a few things. Never being in New York, New York my friend suggested I bring cigarettes. I'm a very heavy smoker (I kn... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1423254882 | 1423304993 | t3_2v0sfv | t5_2to41 | 55 | Firesphere: TIFU by trying to high-five a runner
I'm a runner myself, I like to run. I'm not in any condition to run for more than 10km or so, but whatever.
Besides running, I ride my bike, everyday, to work. About 8 or 9km.
Recently, I decided, it would be so awesome if I was running, and someone high-fived me, yell... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1423254659 | 1423257493 | t3_2v0rxw | t5_2to41 | 5 | ltorin: TIFU by eating at White Castle for the first time
TIFU by going to a White Castle that opened up in my area. It's the first time I've gotten the opportunity to eat there. I've heard a lot of hype about the place so I was excited to try out the famous sliders.
Fast forward to 5 minutes after the meal where I'm ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423256295 | 1423260341 | t3_2v0vdi | t5_2to41 | 14 | Wafflebong: TIFU by aiming a laser pointer at a highway
It was pretty dark out and I was bored out of my mind in my dorm. I live up on the 14th floor, and I can always see drunk kids walking around after parties, and getting back from them. I noticed a buddy of mine had a laser pointer mixed in with the rest of his pen... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1423257588 | 1423258891 | t3_2v0y75 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a shit
Today I left the house early to run a few errands before work. I knew I would have to shit because at 2:30 every day I do. I get to the subway drive thru and I feel my stomach rumbling. She says I have 2 people ahead of me. By the time that's over with I'm praying I can make it to the ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1423256952 | 1423326983 | t3_2v0wt3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | dannybread: TIFU by making a joke on my paperwork
So I'm an RA at my university, which means I'm a student that makes sure students in the dorms don't screw everything up. Part of this involves what we call Health and Safeties, where I go around to each of the rooms and inspect rooms to see that there isn't any alcohol... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1423251887 | 1423272802 | t3_2v0lx1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | WaneKerr: TIFU by walking home after dark
Technically, this happened last October, but I really want to share it here!
*to clarify, I am not a racist. This was just a one off occurrence*
I grew up, and lived pretty much all of my life, in a small village. The nearest city/large town was about 1-2 hours drive away. Thi... | 3 | 1 | |
1423257826 | 1423259229 | t3_2v0yo7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Lost_In_Space2: TIFU At my hairdresser over a free beer
Reddit, this happened today, it wasn't a big fuck up, just a mere oblivious moment from my side, but when I think about it now, it is not my brightest and shiniest moment.
It all started when I went into the shop, I don't know why, but I am always a bit tensed up... | 3 | 3 | |
1423257733 | 1423343084 | t3_2v0yhj | t5_2to41 | 732 | Im_A_Dumbass_: TIFU by putting a vacuum up my ass...
[This was posted yesterday,](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2uw213/tifu_by_putting_a_vacuum_up_my_ass/) which the mods removed because it broke Rule #11.
Hello everyone, unlike most posts this actually happened today.
I was home alone while my mom texted me... | 7 | 104.571429 | |
1423257549 | 1423260781 | t3_2v0y49 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ryo242: TIFU by telling a joke.
Set up: I hang out on several chat rooms, living out that fantasy known as social interaction. I do a lot of jokes. Try to pull people into conversations, always playful and trying to let people feel like they're involved. I join this new one (bout a week there). Lots of nice people an... | 3 | 2 | |
1423259224 | 1423272064 | t3_2v11kj | t5_2to41 | 15 | ShareHappyness: TIFU by waking up during my circumcision.
Obviously this didn't happen today, but when I was a wee lad. I still remember to this day, the trauma of waking up drowsily, looking down at my cut up penis (shudder), seeing the surgeon freak the fuck out, and promptly gas me again.
babykinz: How old were you... | 5 | 3 | |
1423258943 | 1423298724 | t3_2v10z6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | darsynia: TIFU by going to a joint therapy session with my husband
I'll start by saying I suffer from chronic depression. I have medicine that works, and am working on two big issues with my therapist: trust of mental health professionals (I've been fucked over by them since I was 16, of course all with the BEST of int... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423258962 | 1423268173 | t3_2v110h | t5_2to41 | 5 | OnECenTX: TIFU, the dad from the Disney show 'That's So Raven' wants to beat me up!? [EDITED]
MaddogOIF: This entire argument was petty and childish. And all of it was because everyone is being over sensitive.
Both of you were going at it like a couple of teenagers struggling through puberty, trying to be internet t... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1423259274 | 1423260945 | t3_2v11of | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my girlfriend
Ok so this is actually me realizing I fucked up about 8 years later. I had this girlfriend in junior high/early highschool who I was quite fond of. I went to a private all boy school and she went to the public school on the other side of town, honestly I'm not even sure... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1423258608 | 1423261213 | t3_2v109h | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By thinking my landlords had left for the weekend early.
Well, I'm currently writing this sitting on the floor in my room on my phone, cause I still here them upstairs and am too scared to wAlk outside incase i see them.
I'm 19, living in a basement suite by myself. My landlords are super chill, and ha... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423261171 | 1423263145 | t3_2v15l7 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Elko1: TIFU Hitting on my gf's mother
So, i was drinking with my gf, her sister and her mother. My girlfriend does not have a very high tollerance for alcohol, so she went to bed early. As I was sitting there, drinking with my gf's mom and sister, we got a little bit tipsy. Had a really good time, eventually her sister... | 4 | 8 | |
1423260766 | 1423263942 | t3_2v14rg | t5_2to41 | 5 | BoySheFuckedUp: TIFU by asking my friend's girlfriend for nudes...
So this happened about 15 minutes ago. No, actually, let me give you some backstory.
Rewind 2 and a half years. New schoolyear, new class, lots of new folks, and I immediatly hit it off with a couple of people. Among those people is D. I like D. She wa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423259051 | 1423625827 | t3_2v1186 | t5_2to41 | 3 | meagan176: Tifu by spilling water all over my MacBook pro
Legit happened 30 minutes ago and I don't even have the money to buy a laptop let alone another MacBook :(
lost-genius: You don't necessarily need to buy a new MacBook. It can be fixed. You can go to ifixit.com if you are savvy with computers. Soaking the logic... | 3 | 1 | |
1423262525 | 1423308484 | t3_2v18bv | t5_2to41 | 43 | FittyTheBone: TIFU by taking a shit in the dark.
This happened about two weeks ago, but TIFU looks nicer than TWAIFU. Anywho...
I woke up at about 1:30 am with the overwhelming need to evacuate my bowels. I'm no stranger to night-pooping and rather enjoy doing my business in the dark, so I Daredeviled it to the bathro... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1423262462 | 1423290982 | t3_2v187l | t5_2to41 | -34 | [deleted]: TIFU going down on my gf....
Before she was leaving this weekend to go on a trip we decided to play around a little. It's been almost a month since her last period and we were getting a little worried. But we were like f it, and I start going down her. I lift my head up to take a breath and my gf eyes starte... | 10 | -3.4 | |
1423263175 | 1423286488 | t3_2v19m0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | po0f: Tifu by honking at a funeral
Tifu.... and I am a bad of douche. I was on my way to work and running a little behind. I am a police officer and work routine patrol in the area. That being said, I see people pull dumb moves on the road 5 days a week, 8 hrs a day. So I'm on my way there and am stopped at a red light... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423264615 | 1423265219 | t3_2v1chd | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating after chopping jalapeños
So earlier in the day I chopped up a bunch of jalapeños and onions for chili. I didn't realize my mistake until after "the deed" was done..
dirt2purple: Wash your hands pig
DaHamsterMan: Yes I am an animal but not a pig :(
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423264229 | 1423300942 | t3_2v1bq2 | t5_2to41 | 44 | the_goddamn_nevers: TIFU by hurting myself during sex
This actually happened a few months ago, but the "today" part of this subreddit is largely ignored anyway.
I was having sex with my GF, her riding cowgirl on top of me. I went to spank her ass (as she does enjoy), and I believe I must have misjudged the rhythm or s... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1423264224 | 1423265538 | t3_2v1bpp | t5_2to41 | 4 | thrwaway____: TIFU by having my legs fall asleep on the toilet
Today I woke up from my drunken slumber at 7am. When I woke up I had the feeling of violent diarrhea approaching. So I sprang out of bed like a madman and rushed to the toilet. I made it there just in time so the velvety mixture of hot butt pudding could ev... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423264941 | 1423320674 | t3_2v1d46 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Kiru04: TIFU by trying to dislodge a wax build up in my ear with a syringe filled with water.
Well the title pretty much sums it up almost but for the short story.
Earlier today i noticed i had a rather large build up of earwax so i thought a good swabbing with an earbud will be in need, unfortunately all that did was... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423265169 | 1423290998 | t3_2v1dj4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ShamWowTheGreat: Tifu in really shitty way
Today started off normal enough. My alarm went off around 6:00 and I managed to get out of bed by 6:45. I have a head cold so if I'm late I just use that as an excuse. Quickly took the dog outside (morning piss), got a quick shower in, then got ready for school.
No breakfast-... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423264963 | 1423270178 | t3_2v1d62 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Dylek: TIFU by unlocking the door.
So I'm home, on reddit, and I hear the doorknob to the front door trying to be unlocked. My girlfriend is home from college, great! I excitedly jump up from my chair and do a 180, and start sprinting for the front door to try and unlock it for her.
Guys, I didn't even make it out of ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1423266156 | 1423266506 | t3_2v1ff6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by committing fraud
This fuck up obviously took time to do and time to comeback and bite my ass harder than i have ever been bitten.
I committed fraud by selling something i said was stolen, I filed a false police report and claimed insurance payout(about3k) to pay an ER bill and got caught.
How much... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423266431 | 1423268204 | t3_2v1fx9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | ErectingASentry: tifu by not exiting my porn (NSFW)
So i was at my computer doing stuff, and my dad comes into my room to look at my tablet i had recently bought. Well, an hour earlier i had been on pornhub, and i forgot to exit after i was done. So when my dad opened it he was greeted with two lesbians fucking. He jus... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1423265708 | 1423266836 | t3_2v1ekd | t5_2to41 | 7 | maxwelder: TIFU by spending an American $2 bill.
I am from Canada. About 2 years ago my girlfriend and me went to Jamaica. While in the casino at the resort a nice American fella gave us an America $2 bill, stating that it was good luck.
I had no idea but my girlfriend took this bill and stashed it in her wallet and h... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423267776 | 1423268330 | t3_2v1igk | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to go thrifting...
A group of friends and I decided that on this Friday afternoon we would seek out some of the thrift stores in town. So we decided to Google the locations and navigate from there.
After finding the nearest location, we put the location into one of our phone's GPS only to be ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423263114 | 1423406923 | t3_2v19hh | t5_2to41 | 305 | potajedechicharo: TIFU and squirted all over my windshield
This happened a hell of a long time ago but I've been dying to share it since I stumbled into TIFU.
An extremely hot, humid, sunny summer Monday in South Florida. I roll into work with a nasty sunburn obtained over the weekend. I look like a lobster. To h... | 5 | 61 | |
1423267881 | 1423319991 | t3_2v1ioe | t5_2to41 | 4,890 | ireloyal: TIFU by investigating the woods behind my house.
So for the last two years my wife and I have lived in a house just outside of Kansas City. It's a quiet neighborhood. Very Midwestern.
Anyway, I'm a smoker and usually stay up later than my wife - sometimes deep into the night. I always step onto our back deck... | 10 | 489 | |
1423261804 | 1423274562 | t3_2v16uf | t5_2to41 | 27 | TheNerdymax: TIFU by asserting my dominance and possibly scaring my dog for life.
Ok so this actually happened last night. To start my dogs are both house trained and have bladders of steel. Our male dog has their odd thing about getting his paws muddy. So it's been a rainy few weeks here in Houston and our back years ... | 3 | 9 | |
1423267584 | 1423269539 | t3_2v1i3z | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a girl was trying to get me to ask her to prom
Some background before I tell the story. So i'm a junior in high school and i've had a big crush on this girl (who we'll call "M") for quite some time. The junior prom is coming up within the next two months and I had recently started to think a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423269275 | 1423271777 | t3_2v1l98 | t5_2to41 | 1 | SAHMsucks: TIFU by giving my son 2 apple nutri grain bars
I'm a stay at home mom. My husband is away at work and will be home tonight, it's a long weekend where we live, so I'm trying to get the house in shape for the weekend so we can have some fun with the kids (and each other!)
This morning after breakfast, my 2 ye... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1423266134 | 1423310357 | t3_2v1fe6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | I_makebad_decisions: Tifu by getting thrown up on by a 10 year old boy
Tifu, and unlike many on here this actually happened today, about 2 hours ago.
So first a little background info: I'm a 17 year old boy with the large ambition of becoming an orthodontist. Lucky for me, I got a job as an orthodontic assistant; a j... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423264038 | 1423274045 | t3_2v1bb1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | mangolope: TIFU by pulling out too quickly and receive 99th degree burns
No need for the "this happened 4 years, 3 days, and 32 minutes" ago because this actually happened today. So a little background I'm a barista at a local coffee shop here in town (no not the starbs) and I'm about 5 months on the job so far with no... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423269766 | 1423277158 | t3_2v1m4s | t5_2to41 | 79 | nutblood_diaperman: TIFU by trimming my pubes
My wife had an early meeting, so I figured it would be a good morning to trim my pubes while getting ready for work. I have an electric trimmer I use, not often, maybe a couple times a year. I run it through my pubes and chest hair just to keep things slightly on the huma... | 7 | 11.285714 | |
1423270518 | 1423274773 | t3_2v1nhe | t5_2to41 | 16 | TwinkleDickMcChicken: TIFU by dry fapping
I wasn't circumcised as a baby. Yes, what a great way to start this post. I turned 17 two months ago and decided to get the operation done. Obv best birthday present ever.
While I was uncircumcised, I would always dry fap without pulling my foreskin back, I know...confusing. I... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1423271021 | 1423274403 | t3_2v1oek | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing the wrong teeshirt, at the wrong time.
So in 2002 I visited NYC for the first time (I'm from Europe for some context).
The day after I arrived by brother was working so I went to spend the day in Manhattan.
One of the things that I wanted to see was Ground Zero and I go and spend time the... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423274037 | 1423276371 | t3_2v1tod | t5_2to41 | 14 | Master-Wizard: TIFU I almost died.
TIFU I was eating dinner and I, being the person I am, was scarfing it down like a wolf. I'm not really a messy eater, just a fast eater. I usually take pretty big bites and I took a huge piece of pork and swallowed it. I hadn't chewed it enough so it got lodged in my throat. I didn't... | 7 | 2 | |
1423273733 | 1423274913 | t3_2v1t4p | t5_2to41 | 2 | Highcyndaquil: TIFU by logging into google+ at school
Master-Wizard: Kicking you out of the class seemed a little harsh just for that.
Highcyndaquil: Yeah lol the teacher has quite an ego
She thinks her class is like the army
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423270525 | 1423285773 | t3_2v1nhy | t5_2to41 | 124 | ThQp: TIFU By Getting A Handjob While Driving
Full disclosure, this happened a couple of years ago.
So my girlfriend and I were driving along the highway one summer afternoon. We spend a lot of time driving together. Never have I experienced as much luck and sorrow as I did on this trip.
After about half an hour on t... | 5 | 24.8 | |
1423273959 | 1423312852 | t3_2v1tk5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Breath_of_Ahamkara: TIFU by getting to know a girl
So this is where it all began *cue flashback* for a little over the school year, I had slowly gotten closer and closer as friends with a girl, lets call her "Jess", and started to realize that it wasn't just me who felt anything, and it helped that she was there for m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423274775 | 1423845849 | t3_2v1uy8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Roflsquad: TIFU by giving the police my ID.
We are four people at our place. We had a house party with our own DJ. The neigbouhrs called the police because we were too loud apparently (we had house parties for three years and there was never a single noise complain before). The police came and I took matters into my ow... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1423273397 | 1423276539 | t3_2v1skj | t5_2to41 | 29 | taylor1983: tifu receiving unwanted man advances in the middle of the desert.
I am a big guy, 6'6 280. Most people would fear me, if not for my face...my stupid, adorable baby face. I believe my stupid cherubim like face is mostly at fault here. That and my stupid job. I worked at a medical delivery company as my first... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1423275130 | 1423282436 | t3_2v1vmg | t5_2to41 | 41 | Crimsonakd: TIFU by shooting a Cactus than drinking the sap that came out.
So yesterday we got more ammo for the pellet gun to keep the coyotes at bay. As I kept Shooting the pellet gun at different targets, looked at one of the Cacti that we have, so I shot it and saw this milk looking liquid come out.
I quickly ran... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1423276748 | 1423322306 | t3_2v1yb9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ryaninos: TIFU in elementary school
So everyday in fifth grade the routine for me was the same. We'd arrive. Grab our little bins and put them under our desks, and go on with our learning.
There was a girl I liked. So everyday I'd grab my bin, as well as hers. She never said anything about it, so I figured it's all g... | 3 | 1 | |
1423278303 | 1423278834 | t3_2v20v3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | Highcyndaquil: TIFU by having unprotected sex
stormshitter: Vasectomy son
Highcyndaquil: Getting them pregnant is half of the fun!
stormshitter: Enjoy the child support then
Highcyndaquil: I will!
| 5 | 0.2 | |
1423278439 | 1423278846 | t3_2v213k | t5_2to41 | 4 | Thisladylovesyou: Tifu by being an idiot
TheMustyBook: I'm going to assume you're a woman judging by your username, but i'm still going to imagine you being a guy because that makes this way funnier.
Thisladylovesyou: I'm a girl, but thanks lol
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423279240 | 1423333167 | t3_2v22f5 | t5_2to41 | 103 | FurryFreakout: TIFU by showing a hot nurse my hot fetish.
I landed a pretty cushy job recently.
I watch a little old lady in a nursing home from 3-11PM. We'll call her Grace. Grace recently took a tumble and broke her wrist. Wanged her head pretty good too, speeding up what was apparently an already heady case of dem... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1423280056 | 1423281266 | t3_2v23u8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Murler: TIFU by ordering pizza
tashidagrt: You should've said to deliver it during your lunch hours. You should not assume thing.
Murler: When I ordered it, it was going to arrive at-least 5-10 mins after lunch had started according to what i had read. SO doing that wouldn't have made a difference.
tashidagrt: Uhh...... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423280598 | 1423281707 | t3_2v24pi | t5_2to41 | 4 | Highcyndaquil: TIFU by grabbing a strangers ass, getting a vasectomy, trying to call a student out, bringing 2 girls home
JaysRooted: And the point of combining those 4 posts is, what, exactly?
Highcyndaquil: The ultimate fuck up
JaysRooted: The ultimate fuck up is you posting this
kokopelliman: TIFU by posting the u... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423281451 | 1423287593 | t3_2v264w | t5_2to41 | 21 | The_Seattle_Police: TIFU by trying to be responsible and go back to school
So, I dropped out of college several years ago, and finally this year decided I was ready to go back, get a degree, and further my education so that I could get a better job. Anyways. In the past, I moved around my state and went to a couple dif... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1423281767 | 1423282978 | t3_2v26oa | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to conserve energy.
stex5150: So let me get this straight. You are mad at your boyfriends 19 year old sister who lives with you and your boyfriend because she does not help with the bills and leaves the lights and fan on. My problem is... nowhere in your diatribe is there any mention of your ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423282391 | 1423297858 | t3_2v27qk | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Snapchat to sext
This one's not actually todays - this happened a few months ago but it's taken me this long to get over the trauma. So a while ago I was seeing this guy on the regular and we were having fun sending some flirty pics back and forth... I got out of the shower this one morning fee... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1423282413 | 1423283390 | t3_2v27s5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: tifu by sending my girlfriend a picture of jim cerry along with my nudes
spaceballs-1: I clicked to find out who jim cerry is.
Theundercave: Spelling is hard and I was/still am sleepy
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423268868 | 1423327871 | t3_2v1kgf | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a Vine in class.
So, this was probably the most ridiculously embarrassing moment of my life and I needed to let it out to prevent myself from dying of cringe, so here goes.
We have Macs in college that automatically restore whatever you were doing the last time you logged off. I had a lesson ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423281571 | 1423379813 | t3_2v26c4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | sora312: TIFU by dropping off a gift for a friend
pikacakes: I got once got two red light tickets one day after the other, in the same place. In my state, the fine doubles if you get more than 1 in a six month period.
Anyway. I wouldn't freak out too much! Where I live, the cameras go off even if you didn't technica... | 3 | 1 | |
1423280059 | 1423284615 | t3_2v23uh | t5_2to41 | 10 | slitz4life: TIFU be learning the meaning of when it rains it pours
So this Fuck up is currently happening from the start of this much and..still is happening
First I go go do my taxes..and get woken up the next day with my tax lady saying I owe the government 3000 in taxes because my job has not been taking them out..... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423282331 | 1423300809 | t3_2v27mk | t5_2to41 | 13 | jnovocin: TIFU By sleeping with a juggalette NSFW
TIFU from awhile ago: I was 22, I'm 30 now, Myspace was still the big site and facebook was still being used just for colleges. I had met this girl from MySpace who was a legitimately attractive BBW and makeup artist, we had talked for awhile and we eventually moved to ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1423284212 | 1423316916 | t3_2v2aoj | t5_2to41 | 77 | Gandolf1996: TIFU by being a devil-worshiper..
This happened more like 10 years ago or so but i remember to this day.
I remember being at a "KB toys" store at the mall with my parents Christmas shopping looking at the selection of board games they had as my parents were shopping for relatives. Knowing how religious my ... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1423285023 | 1423320044 | t3_2v2bx5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | olafmetal2: TIFU by getting stoned and breaking my friends glasses
xTastlesSWateRx: So she left her glasses on the floor, where people walk, and didn't think they'd be stepped on? First rule of any kind of glasses is don't put them on the ground.
all_pink_everything: Agreed^ pretty sure it's not your fault.
olafmetal... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423286416 | 1423600621 | t3_2v2e1m | t5_2to41 | 3 | ImDuhBatman: TIFU by masturbating
Ispworrier: Well i think you learned your lesson.
ImDuhBatman: After four days my head of the penis looks a weird pink color but I can now walk in peace
| 3 | 1 | |
1423283065 | 1423322024 | t3_2v28tz | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by pooping on myself on a school field trip.
This isn't really something that happened today, but my sophomore year of high school. We would take college field trips once a month to state universities. This time I decided I would go to get out of my tennis tournament. Then I wished I would have just sta... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1423288140 | 1423290166 | t3_2v2gi1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not going to a party
ContrarySnivy: She obviously wasn't scared off by your drunken stupor and was willing to give it another chance, so it's a shame you didn't go.
When is the party? Tonight or Sat/Sun?
superkeyer: It was tonight, and you're right I totally blew it the first time and got myself sh... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423288459 | 1423293480 | t3_2v2gx6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Throwaways_aplenty: TIFU by accidentally pissing all over my cat (NSFW?)
So, unlike many TIFU's, this happened only minutes ago. To clarify, I am a female, and currently living with my parents, and we just got new furniture for the living room. It is in the wee hours of the morning, none of my family has yet awoken fro... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1423289362 | 1423449063 | t3_2v2i6c | t5_2to41 | 25 | swimmingfuck: TIFU by dousing my balls in vinegar
Yesterday, I saw in a thread that if you put vinegar on your mini jawbreakers the smell goes away, IF there is an odor. Being the dumb ass I am, even though my balls didn't smell, I still tried it. Hell, who doesn't want odorless balls?
 
After I shaved my ge... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1423289825 | 1423305017 | t3_2v2irb | t5_2to41 | 28 | MilkSupporter: [TIFU] by asking a girl for some of her milk...[NSFW]
Okay, this story happened about two months after the start of my Freshman year on the Monday before my first Chemistry exam. I had recently eaten dinner with a group of friends. One of my friends, let's call her Spice, wanted to go to a study session ... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1423290162 | 1423296357 | t3_2v2j60 | t5_2to41 | 30 | kevinthediltz: TIFU by spilling hot cheese all over my body. (NSFW)
This happened a few weeks ago, but nonetheless.
I was walking around the house naked for reasons that you don't need to know. Decided to make some microwave mac and cheese for the girlfriend and I. Directions called for 16 minutes, so I set the timer ... | 5 | 6 | |
1423290091 | 1423294728 | t3_2v2j31 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking with the wrong head
MentaLMayhem: Dumbass. And don't even deny that you're not a dumbass. Why the fuck would you not use a condom unless she's like 60?
decorative_vegetable: Dumbass. Condoms aren't just for preventing pregnancy. They also protect you from STDs.
TYL
MentaLMayhem: I'm well... | 5 | 1 | |
1423289943 | 1423302285 | t3_2v2iwi | t5_2to41 | 9 | Yooa: TIFU by accidentally groping a stranger.
Earlier today, I decided to go to the school basketball game. Everyone was having fun and we were all hyped up. There was also the school mascot who ran around getting people pumped for the game. In earlier games, a good friend of mine was the mascot and he often poked me ... | 3 | 3 | |
1423291488 | 1423299954 | t3_2v2kt0 | t5_2to41 | 42 | hellobuttplugs: TIFU by learning something fucked up about my mom.
So for a little back story, my sister and her bf have been dating since high school and are now in their early twenties. It also just so happens that they both have brown eyes, glasses, and long dark hair, so they look somewhat similar. Being a fr... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1423284970 | 1423298414 | t3_2v2bud | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to go to the dealership with my wife.
geological-tech: What? English motherfucker do you speak it?
wwojlo: There's a lot of interpretation going on there in your response dependant on a comma. That's cool though.
geological-tech: My lack of punctuation is given...i am on my cell at almost... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423294319 | 1423295779 | t3_2v2o1c | t5_2to41 | 5 | thatsalotofbutts: TIFU and ate an edible. Willingly.
So, this fuck up happened last night and I'm still trying to recover a full 24 hours later. I'm a graduate student, weening myself off of my undergrad ways. But unfortunately, I found myself in a freshman dorm type situation. Two friends I hadn't seen in a while invi... | 5 | 1 | |
1423296662 | 1423297425 | t3_2v2qct | t5_2to41 | 15 | Shiroke: TIFU by wanting to flaccid grapple my body pillow...
So, my friend here and not myself, but today he fucked up by deciding that he wanted to have a flaccid cuddle with his body pillow instead of having a cuddle with an actual girl.
Background story: Friend is fairly socially awkward and has no filter. Yet som... | 3 | 5 | |
1423294285 | 1423325487 | t3_2v2nzy | t5_2to41 | 21 | WinstonTSmith: TIFU when i decided to take my eyes off the road for a few seconds.
We have all done this, gotten distracted behind the wheel. But i dare you find a story that is more unfortunate. I was (few years ago) driving a road i knew pretty well. Its the maindrag of a pretty dilapidated area. I was in my bada... | 9 | 2.333333 | |
1423298366 | 1423306036 | t3_2v2rup | t5_2to41 | 142 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying "And he lived happily ever after" too loudly.
This happened in the last few hours. Throw away to protect myself.
So my wife and her extended family are all sitting together after a big family meal. Not unusual but at any moment this Brady Bunch family will be on Dr Phil. Let me explain.
The ... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1423296492 | 1423360301 | t3_2v2q7h | t5_2to41 | 1,626 | Sleepy_Gonzales: TIFU by telling my dentist I knew better.
TIFU when I went to the dentist. I had small cavities in my back lower wisdom teeth, they were completely painless but there all the same and I wanted to deal with them before they caused me a problem.
The dentist strongly advised me to have the wisdom teeth ... | 9 | 180.666667 | |
1423300894 | 1423350510 | t3_2v2tzx | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by sticking my dick in crazy and meeting her husband
This actually happened a couple weekends ago now, and I tried to post about it but it was Monday and got taken down, so I'm re-posting it now.
I joined a gym a couple weeks ago as a new years resolution to get ripped, but I'm going to have to quit, ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423302545 | 1423388315 | t3_2v2vcv | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting in the car with a policeman NSFW
Context: This TIFU happened a couple of years ago by since I've been entertained by many posted here I thought I'd share mine here too. I went to China to teach English as a foreign language,1 month in I was after a driving license due to it being a 45 minute... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1423304129 | 1423317156 | t3_2v2wof | t5_2to41 | 34 | jluster: TIFU by doing standup comedy
Happend this week but started a week or two earlier.
I'd met this girl who was an acquaintance of a friend of mine at a bar. I was a little drunk, as was she, and we wound up being the only two not playing pool and got to talking, eventually ending at her place. A few days later, ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1423306012 | 1423410945 | t3_2v2y8d | t5_2to41 | 280 | Miss_Jacky87: TIFU by trusting a "friend" .. NSFW
Well i was sleeping at a friends and it never has been a problem. This night it became one...
I was sleeping next to him in the same bad when suddenly i feel something wet on my hand.. He was using my hand ( while i was asleep) to jerk off .. So i thought i was dreamin... | 13 | 21.538462 | |
1423307043 | 1423307809 | t3_2v2z59 | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwmeawayplease02: TIFU by doing the "deed" on my birthday
Just like other TIFUs this did not happen today but rather last month and I decided its time to share it now.
For some background story I have come from a religious family and my father told me to be a priest. I have been into the seminary for priesthood for ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423304787 | 1423320328 | t3_2v2x8v | t5_2to41 | 9 | 23423434: TIFU by not throwing my shaved pubes to thrash earlier.
Instead of that after shaving I hid them under my bed (wrapped in toilet paper) and then totally forgot about it. So it sat there for like a week and today my mom found it, like all moms have a freaking gift to find what they are absolutely not supposed ... | 3 | 3 | |
1423308987 | 1423315485 | t3_2v30ql | t5_2to41 | 42 | daliDave: TIFU by innocently making an observation about babies
As with a lot of posts on here, this happened a while back. About four years to be precise
I was at work and I was working with a contractor (we'll call him Fred) writing an app. Fred and I got on pretty well and chatted a lot about stuff outside of work ... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1423292781 | 1423319616 | t3_2v2mcy | t5_2to41 | 8 | throw_td: TIFU by not taking a shit when I needed to
This happened about two hours ago.
So, I come home from school and feel the need to take a shit. No biggie, take a shit, wipe, get on my laptop for some reddit and CS:GO. Fast forward about two hours, I'm hungry. I toast some buns with strawberry creamcheese and som... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423309125 | 1423341551 | t3_2v30u3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | j4ckxandxj1ll: TIFU by using a long-drop
**Re-post because first post was removed during the week**
First off, this is a long-drop: http://www.rangitoto.org/images/longdrop4.jpg
Also, let me just say that we have a huge garden, the long-drop and the outside shower are over 50 meters apart.
Okay, here's the story. I ... | 3 | 3 | |
1423306796 | 1423313055 | t3_2v2yw9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering a fleshlight
Not really a huge TIFU but thought I would share.
So I was on Amazon looking for a game coming out soon. While doing so one of my friends sent me a link to a fleshlight. Me not know Amazon sold sex toys I kept the page open and looked at the reviews in hopes of finding funny on... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1423309851 | 1423315011 | t3_2v31f5 | t5_2to41 | 32 | PromisedPrince694: TIFU by watching TV before a job interview
So like many TIFU posts, this didn't actually happen today. Instead it happened earlier this week. A bit of back story; I'd been unemployed for a while and really struggling to find a job. In my free time I'd just been bingewatching TV shows; Stargate, Sons ... | 3 | 10.666667 |
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