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1423381198 | 1423384660 | t3_2v6b81 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU: By seeing my friend's dick then calling him and talking about it.
So this friend of mine is staying at my house we'll call him champ. Right now in my timezone it is only 2:30 am as of writing this. Anyways my parent aren't home so ["we we're chillin"] (http://i.imgur.com/t93Uy81.jpg). Everything was... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1423382989 | 1423384092 | t3_2v6d7z | t5_2to41 | 4 | NoRedditGoldPlease: TIFU By Posting On Someone's TIFU And Getting Reddit Gold
Throwaway. I'm making this short and sweet.
I had used my actual Reddit account once in a blue moon, but whenever I did make posts, it was on submissions that got my interest and that could possibly use my help. So it's safe to say I like to... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423382081 | 1423420347 | t3_2v6c7c | t5_2to41 | 5 | asdfgh12045: TIFU:By giving away my favorite type of bud...
So it wasn't exactly today, but it was 2 weeks ago today. Little backstory, I am a major stoner (smoke the good good every day), and I have grown to be pretty tolerant to all non chronic bud. Needless to say, when I find I bud that gets me gone, I'm going to w... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423382479 | 1423410387 | t3_2v6co6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Discount_Double: TIFU by taking the elevator
Well, I didn't but my good friend did. And, well, not today either ...but a few months ago. Enough backstory!
Now, on to the backstory:
My friend (we'll call him "I" for the sake of TIFU) lives in an apartment complex in close proximity to our city's medical district so th... | 3 | 1 | |
1423385859 | 1423416397 | t3_2v6fzw | t5_2to41 | 16 | upsIdedowNmopapIsbn: TIFU my username
Okay. So I fucked up a long time ago but noticed it today.
If you can see my username is supposed to be an ambigram, but being the overconfident dimwit foolhardy piece of tit I am, I didn't realize that it is, in fact, wrong - until today, when I actually saw it upside-down. It s... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1423381116 | 1423522883 | t3_2v6b4z | t5_2to41 | 4 | pieindaface: TIFU by not realizing girl next door had BF
So I live next to this really nice and pretty cute girl. This last couple of weeks I've been kinda into her and she seemed nice enough. So I decided to try to have a go even though she seemed a little out of my league. She does bio-med engineering and I do aerosp... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423387651 | 1423392478 | t3_2v6hgn | t5_2to41 | 4 | Pissy123: Tifu by crashing out
I have been known to crash out mid-drinking session. It happens quite regularly. Done the same last night.
Woke up about two hours ago, on my buddy and his SO'scouch, soaking. I'd done the unthinkable and pissed myself.
I have literally no idea when I done it. It could've been an hour b... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423388010 | 1423468041 | t3_2v6hsz | t5_2to41 | 13 | Tonisaur: TIFU: By freaking out the girl of my dreams.
So this happened to me literally 2 hours ago. Enjoy.
*Introduction:* So I've been in a long distance relationship for 16 months and the girl was perfect. Her name was Natalie.Her personality was amazing, her looks were great and she was caring. On February 6th I f... | 13 | 1 | |
1423389580 | 1423433398 | t3_2v6j2b | t5_2to41 | 100 | rigys: TIFU by taking my girlfriends virginity [NSFW]
First of all, this tifu happened some years ago, this girl isn't even my girlfriend anymore. For historical reasons I think Jenny is a good name for exes, therefore I'll call her Jenny from now on.
A little backstory: Jenny was 16 and I 18 back then, both of us vir... | 8 | 12.5 | |
1423390020 | 1423391915 | t3_2v6jgp | t5_2to41 | 11 | Ilovefatties99: TIFU by being fat
sumatras: Fat isn't the issue. Not being happy about your own body is. Make the change you need, but love yourself as you love others.
awesomegrizzlybear: On the contrary, fat is an issue because it causes a whole bunch of heart and joint problems. Loving yourself is great, but takin... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423391406 | 1423393729 | t3_2v6kq3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Sinkers91: TIFU by telling a girl she was going to get raped.
This wasn't today it was so long ago MySpace was rampant but I want to share.
I was on holiday with parents, we were camping in Moonta Bay Australia, a rural town in the middle of no where and I was bored out of my mind. My days were spent in my tent playin... | 6 | 1 | |
1423392776 | 1423401711 | t3_2v6lwu | t5_2to41 | 21 | Thorny_Pineapple: TIFU by using my mothers sex toy NSFW
Okay, so, I'm a 18 year old male.
Now, my mother is always buying lollies. Which is great, because I usually eat a bunch of them. Anyway, I suspect she noticed her shortage in candy, because she started hiding them.
I, as the sneaky person that I am, searched ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1423392225 | 1423394139 | t3_2v6lfo | t5_2to41 | 5 | neverland_ranch: TIFU by commenting on a random girl's status
This happened about 5 minutes ago and I'm still kinda in shock.
So for some reason if I'm on Facebook and I see a stupid post, I like to just write a little comment pretty much showing how stupid I think their post is. Of course I never press enter because ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423393664 | 1423404329 | t3_2v6moe | t5_2to41 | 13 | shrimp0MASTER: TIFU by hitting a police car (bad situation)
Okay, guys. This one's pretty bad. Hear me out. If you think your days are bad... listen to this. I'm hurting just typing.
Yesterday I go to a restaurant and as I'm trying to reverse my car into a parking spot on the side of the road, I hit a police car that ... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1423345707 | 1423395485 | t3_2v4osn | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a polish sausage.
There is a hot dog place by my girlfriends dorms. I had a ten and a single and a dub/20. I'm standing in line and I order the polish and a hot dog with 2 bottles of coke. Thinking I'm in time for the 2 dollar polish sausage because that is the special, but we seem to have bee... | 4 | 2 | |
1423394814 | 1423431292 | t3_2v6nn6 | t5_2to41 | 530 | [deleted]: TIFU by murdering a swan.
I was at the park, saw some some kids throwing rocks at ducks. I tried to help the ducks by yelling at them to leave, they didn't. Decide to throw large rock near ducks to scare them off before the kids get them. Rock crushes swan. I run away crying.
jynnjynn: so.. your plan to sa... | 5 | 106 | |
1423395087 | 1423395752 | t3_2v6nvk | t5_2to41 | 4 | Itz_Noah9016: TIFU by siding with the "bad guy."
First TIFU post, so just follow along.
So I was playing Xbox 360 with a lady friend and a new guy. We will associate the new guy with Bob. So back in the day (BO2 days), I was in a clan called xMPx. I was good friends with the guy who'd recruited me. Well, he joins the ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423393842 | 1423434286 | t3_2v6mtm | t5_2to41 | 10 | Bionic0n3: TIFU by eating habanero chicken tinder's
Happened early yesterday, still effecting me.
Little bit of a backstory, I have worked 12+ hours every day this past week and was worn out and ready to sleep away the weekend. My roommate knew I was exhausted and decided to get me some chicken tinder's from a local r... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423394219 | 1423413490 | t3_2v6n44 | t5_2to41 | 16 | improvyourlife2015: TIFU by awkwardly reminding a friend that she had to pay me back for sushi
Throwaway since this ordeal isn't quite fully over, over.
So I recently decided to start taking improv classes, and while it's been challenging, one of the coolest parts about it has been meeting some really funny, awesome p... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1423395267 | 1423399734 | t3_2v6o0q | t5_2to41 | 18 | Thold1: TIFU by giving an overdosed teenager CPR at a drug rave.
First post, so I apologize in advance for quality.
I live in Far north Queensland, Australia in a small city called Cairns.
School had finished for the year, and all the graduates had returned from schoolies (week long party in south queensland), and the... | 3 | 6 | |
1423389361 | 1423686314 | t3_2v6iun | t5_2to41 | 24 | Mick_Mau5: TIFU by trying to make Mac and Cheese...
That's right. Mac and Cheese. How you ask? Well...
I was sick that day with tonsillitis and a fever and felt sorta hungry. So, I managed to find a Mac and Cheese packet and decided, "Why not, it's simple, easy and delicious."
Getting the necessary cooking ware (a ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1423400046 | 1423402048 | t3_2v6sb7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Jondom_: TIFU by going to the bathroom during a church service
I'm a pastor's son, and the pressures of being a role model to the youth and children in my church has beat me for the past 5 years, when my father was ordained. Being raised up in a Christian environment, I've become rebelious to religion. I go to church e... | 5 | 4 | |
1423401658 | 1423433748 | t3_2v6tzk | t5_2to41 | 8,143 | Tasteh: TIFU by going to a sex show in Amsterdam
Boringbear: Just to let you know, that is pretty much exactly what goes on when us straight people have sex.
iSpccn: Shh, don't tell the gays our secrets! That might ruin straight relationships! /s
Blotto_80: Something, something the sanctity of vag sharpies.
AMELIAEA... | 13 | 626.384615 | |
1423402141 | 1423437591 | t3_2v6uh8 | t5_2to41 | 79 | Mister_Bruhh: TIFU by watching porn late at night
Well, I'm 15, and live with my parents, who sleep directly above me as my room is on the ground floor. Well, it was around 12:20, and I was still wide awake. I decided to go to a very trusty friend of mine who was always there for me - Pornhub. I put my headphones into ... | 9 | 8.777778 | |
1423402083 | 1423428843 | t3_2v6uey | t5_2to41 | 191 | 7YearsOfDreams: TIFU by lying for 7 years
Dear Reddit, I fucked up. I lost my girlfriend of five years today. I brought it upon myself and it is entirely my own fault. I wish to tell you how it happened as a way to vent.. release the pressure. All of this started with a simple lie, something small and something innocen... | 10 | 19.1 | |
1423403365 | 1423409341 | t3_2v6vre | t5_2to41 | 53 | SergeiMosin: TIFU By Sleeping with Earplugs in my Ears
Today, I fucked up. I was woken up by some noises at 2:30 in the morning. I had to wake up at 4:30 for work, only to have my left earplug be pushed in all the way (it's one of the rubber reusable kind), and we can't get it out with regular tweezers, so I'm in the c... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1423405255 | 1423671919 | t3_2v6y2o | t5_2to41 | 4 | habeeb51: TIFU by not peeing in the shower.
For once this actually happened today. Let me start by saying that I always (and I mean every single day) pee in the shower. My wife yells at me all of the time for this. And for good reason I guess... Well, fast forward to this morning. For whatever reason, I decided to pee... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423407102 | 1423422563 | t3_2v70i9 | t5_2to41 | 744 | pirates_life_for_me: TIFU By Trying To Have Shower Sex {NSFW}
TIFU, even though I maintain it was a group effort. My SO and I were ending an awesome weekend away at the beach where we had stayed at his aunt's house. Much fun was had and we were going to go back to the house, shower, pack, and leave. We had been told (a... | 4 | 186 | |
1423407753 | 1423438600 | t3_2v71el | t5_2to41 | 1,830 | CraiglistScars: TIFU by posting a Casual Encounters ad on Craigslist
So, I am a bi guy that likes to use Casual Encounters from time to time. I usually use a pic of my ass to attract attention to my ad. So this time, I post it and the responses start rolling in. I get an e-mail from this guy with my dad's first name... | 15 | 122 | |
1423408481 | 1423424634 | t3_2v72k0 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking the length settings on my electric beard trimmer
TIFU by not changing the length setting on my beard trimmer. I don't even know why I didn't look. I *know* what setting I usually use; I have the process down to an almost-exact, well-practised science. But I didn't look this time. I just ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1423409753 | 1423410796 | t3_2v74gu | t5_2to41 | 6 | ikilledabottle: TIFU by destroying my husband's remaining memento of a once in a lifetime trip
This may sound stupid to most, but I'm still upset about it.
Okay, a little background. Last year, my husband got to go on a trip to A foreign country with some friends. He took tones of photos, of course, but didn't get to... | 3 | 2 | |
1423411218 | 1423419701 | t3_2v76vn | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by provoking an octopus.
I'm currently in Indonesia on a surfing trip. My buddies and I went on an island hopping tour along with a Dutch family to to check out some of the islands and coral reefs.
The boat guide took us to a spot where we could just jump into the water with snorkeling gear and and e... | 3 | 4 | |
1423412561 | 1423428298 | t3_2v795y | t5_2to41 | 5 | atheistthrowawayy: TIFU by telling my dad that I'm atheist
Now I have to find my own place for when I'm done with university:(
markjwilkie: That sucks bud. As someone else said, you may wish to question your father over his christian 'unconditional love' for you as his son / daughter.
However you will find that there ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423412540 | 1423416190 | t3_2v794j | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by mixing up my meds.
After a night of partying at around 3am, my boyfriend made sure to give me my "mood stabilizers." I was running short and decreased my dose to 5 pills rather than 6, so I could make it until my appointment on Monday. After taking my meds, we had really great sex, and I wanted more.... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423413604 | 1425585981 | t3_2v7b1b | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwawayforbeinggay: TIFU by killing my neighbors pets.
I was reversing out of my driveway completely high last night when I felt a thud. Upon inspection it turned out I crushed my neighbors cat. I freaked out and dragged it's lifeless body onto the road to make it look like someone else did it. Later that night I hea... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423413726 | 1423433217 | t3_2v7b96 | t5_2to41 | 8 | LMLSDtrack: TIFU by going to bed [NSFW?]
My TIFU happened at about 10:30 last night.
In order to tell the story a little background might me necessary. I'm a senior in high school and still live with my parents. I run track and cross country for my high school and work part time at a grocery store.
So yesterday was li... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423414173 | 1423423215 | t3_2v7c16 | t5_2to41 | 40 | justarandomlass: TIFU by puking in mid orgasm [NSFW]
So the other week I got really drunk, the next day I was so hungover that I was puking every hour. After like the third time I puked I felt better so I showered, brushed my teeth and got back to bed.
I have a really high sex drive, naturally I was horny by the time ... | 5 | 8 | |
1423412142 | 1423417574 | t3_2v78ey | t5_2to41 | 7 | meriqa: TIFU and Learned why its called a "hand saw" possibly (NSFW)
I was cutting a piece of wood and my hand slipped. This is why we where gloves. 11 stitches and a partially severed tendon
[Pics](http://imgur.com/a/Tq5ab)
Quixotic88: Ouch. But hey, it could have been WAY worse, so, yeah. Positivity.
meriqa: yeah, I... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423414182 | 1423448750 | t3_2v7c1r | t5_2to41 | 207 | TexasTP: TIFU by calling my girlfriend's mom a "fucking bitch"
This happened about 15 minutes ago, so here we go. Also I doubt this story will be very humorous, I really just need some advise.
So my girlfriend and I live about 40 minutes apart and neither of us have licenses (freshmen and sophmore in high school). T... | 10 | 20.7 | |
1423413713 | 1423427655 | t3_2v7b8g | t5_2to41 | 9 | randten101: TIFU by going to a State Park and running around like a dingus.
After a long week of work and a long night of intense gaming Friday night, I was feeling as though I needed to enjoy the nice weather on Saturday. So I put my running shoes on and went to the local State Park in my area. I decided to do the tra... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423415596 | 1423445865 | t3_2v7epa | t5_2to41 | 1,140 | thormeawayyyyy: TIFU by getting by girlfriend beaten up
UndecidedMN: All joking aside, and I love TIFUs, you need to take this down right now. You could be held legally responsible in some way for making this happen. If a judge or some DA has a real problem with this, you could be brought up on charges. The reason ... | 9 | 126.666667 | |
1423415133 | 1423451327 | t3_2v7dtv | t5_2to41 | 6,803 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting a girl I used to go out with
**Context:** It was a lonely Wednesday night, when I suddenly got a text message from a girl we'll call Andrea. *“Hey”* it read. *“What you up to?”*. Andrea was a beautiful Texan girl I met last summer while working for Disney World in Orlando, Florida. We dated... | 14 | 485.928571 | |
1423415587 | 1423418187 | t3_2v7eon | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheKidWithBieberHair: TIFU by loosing my $150 earphones at an $11 movie
I recently went to the new Spongebob movie with my friends on the opening night (because I fucking love Spongebob, that's why) and I for some stupid idiotic reason decided to put my $150 customized Bose earphones that my grandparents bought for me ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1423407991 | 1423450769 | t3_2v71rw | t5_2to41 | 56 | TinkleToddle: TIFU by swallowing a bracket from my braces
So I was out on a date for lunch just the other day and I swallowed one of the brackets from my braces (the one at the far back on the molar) unknowingly. Shit got messy in the mouth with a dangly wire that started poking everywhere but that's besides the point,... | 4 | 14 | |
1423418224 | 1423419573 | t3_2v7jwa | t5_2to41 | 8 | DinoGorillaBearMan: TIFU by spending my tax return before I even got it assuming I would get back far more than I did.
So. I fucked up big time. Lately I've started dating this girl and treating her to nice dinners and fun stuff to do here in Vegas because I'm a boring guy who is happy with sitting at home every night ... | 4 | 2 | |
1423414223 | 1423423110 | t3_2v7c4u | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting trashed at work at 10am
I'm gonna keep this short. I'm bipolar, have SAD, depression, alcoholism. I'm a fucking mess. I don't like being alive and I can't find a good way to cope with it.
Anyway, I bought 2 four lokos at 8am and drank one on the train on the way to work and the other at my d... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1423420172 | 1423433573 | t3_2v7nrm | t5_2to41 | 43 | Muthafuxajones: TIFU by getting too drunk and blacking out.
So friday night this girl that I've been talking to for about a month calls me asking me to come over for drinks and stuff saying she was lonely so naturally I hurry my ass to her house. When I get there she's already pretty drunk so she's egging me on to take... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1423420414 | 1423733982 | t3_2v7obe | t5_2to41 | 479 | Thunderkick72: TIFU by not noticing two 0's.
Before I went to church this morning, I made sure I had a couple of ones in my wallet for the collection basket. Collection basket came, put a dollar in. Easy peesy.
I go to Walmart afterwards to get some stuff. Get to the check out. Look through my wallet for my $100 bill... | 13 | 36.846154 | |
1423421091 | 1423486710 | t3_2v7pqc | t5_2to41 | 271 | loknido: TIFU by making a joke about getting married to a group of single girls
My wife and I were out at dinner with some of her friends and one of her friend's friend that came from another state to visit. I know all of them except for this new girl and usually have fun with them. There's 6 of them including my wife ... | 5 | 54.2 | |
1423421502 | 1423424480 | t3_2v7qiz | t5_2to41 | 27 | pyperproblems: TIFU by pasting the wrong text into a group message
Just some background info: I am an RA at a very Catholic college. I live in an on campus house of 12 girls, all of which are devout Catholics. Being the only non-Catholic in the house, I constantly have to censor myself to make sure I'm not being offens... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1423421233 | 1423424548 | t3_2v7q0m | t5_2to41 | 47 | Fannyclapper: TIFU by spitting in my own urethra.
Apologies for format, I'm typing this on mobile...
So today started off as any other lazy Sunday. I got myself some breakfast and a coffee. I then preceded to put sports center on. "So far so good."
About ten minutes into my ritualistic zoning off into the world o... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1423420831 | 1423425074 | t3_2v7p7s | t5_2to41 | 12 | pooh9911: TIFU by getting free book on amazon.
So I was wandering around in /r/kindlefreebies and I saw something.
It is "Yoga Sex" and it about yoga posture to kicking things up for sex.
So I thought, Yeah, Free, Why not get it.
After bought things in amazon you get the order, right?
And so at the midnight I and m... | 4 | 3 | |
1423423310 | 1423439668 | t3_2v7u9a | t5_2to41 | 11 | Sole_Scuro: TIFU by being a pimp.
Long time lurker, first time post. Naturally, this took place seven years ago.
A quick background of me in middle school: short, a little over pudgy, pale as hell and ridiculously long and curly hair (the white boy afro) that, when left alone, covered my eyes. Of course, being the pim... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1423423605 | 1423480145 | t3_2v7utm | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my brother if he got a girlfriend
So this was actually yesterday.
My brother asked if he could talk to my parents and me in our living room. We all head down there and I plop down on the couch and he says he has something important to tell us. I immediately get excited and shout out "Did you ... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1423424043 | 1423508458 | t3_2v7vn2 | t5_2to41 | 2,338 | m4dch3mist: TIFU by taking my girlfriend to the mall
4To make a long story short, I had rogers and hollands do a custom engagement ring for me. I picked it up yesterday and haven't proposed yet. My girlfriend and i were walking past the store today and an employee waved at me and yelled, how are you enjoying the ring... | 14 | 167 | |
1423423873 | 1423457158 | t3_2v7vbz | t5_2to41 | 260 | tinininji: TIFU by posting on Tinder that I was a murderer...
Last night around 2 AM I checked out my tinder profile and it said some stupid shit like "I like EDM" and so I was like - I can be cooler than that...
Well, after about 4 tries of coming up with things like
"Newly single, looking for something casual"
"Loo... | 5 | 52 | |
1423424372 | 1423424775 | t3_2v7wbt | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by willingly taking 50 wrestling chops in a row, very NSFW
http://imgur.com/bRdRq5v
tldr: my chest hurts real bad
BOWBOWBOWBOW: Moar story OP. I could take 50 in a row, it might suck, I'd be red and possibly full of regret. But did they have nails like a drag queen?
thetrevistabomb: if you don't have ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423423713 | 1423469392 | t3_2v7v0t | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to log off and discovering my dad's dark side
krypto5863: he is a sculptor its for artistic purposes he has to examine the chemistry between cross specie relationships to fill his mind with creativity!
AgentSmithPS4: Tell us about his hidden room or storage unit when you find it, I want ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1423422774 | 1423426423 | t3_2v7t3k | t5_2to41 | 26 | NonVereorNox: TIFU by slapping my girlfriend's ass and breaking my thumb
andycb1991: I deafened myself in one ear for three days because I slapped a butt cheek right next to my ear while eating out a b-hole.
Wasteddayswastednigh: That's impressive...
| 3 | 8.666667 | |
1423425944 | 1423546486 | t3_2v7zlz | t5_2to41 | 1,989 | [deleted]: TIFU By high fiving a girl
So me and a girl have been dating for about 4 months.
We both got out of torrid long-term relationships that have crashed and burned.
As a result, we're taking things casually. This is a bit hard, as we both really like each other.
So we were discussing Valentine's Day pla... | 13 | 153 | |
1423425472 | 1423457457 | t3_2v7ylh | t5_2to41 | 343 | leko633: TIFU by going full retard on job interview
First, excuse me if theres any grammar errors as english isnt my native language.
So, i was searching for a new job and doing some interviews in different companies. One of them, theres this woman in the HR, very nice and cute, it was more a chat than anything so I w... | 7 | 49 | |
1423426542 | 1423428218 | t3_2v80v6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Aegiis: TIFU by No call, No show
Started part time job two weeks ago, copied down wrong working days, unknowingly missed my shift. Got called this morning asking where I was, going to work in an hour, probably getting fired. The anticipation is killing me.
messed_up_marionette: If you have a camera phone, you should co... | 3 | 2 | |
1423426476 | 1423441278 | t3_2v80q6 | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning in my roommate.
**TDLR INTRO**: **Me documenting the three days before my roommate supposedly executes his master plan to destroy me. **
Not today, but 2 days ago, my possibly insane roommate, we’ll call him Daewonk, was reported to the RAs for drinking and damage to personal property, by me... | 9 | 8.777778 | |
1423426930 | 1423430147 | t3_2v81on | t5_2to41 | 6 | AwayThrowing3: TIFU By Having a big D?
This Actually happend 2 weeks ago
So i was at school and wore sportpants(Once a While), So this girl was looking at me and laughing i thought why the fk is she laughing.
So i went to my next class and i hear my name everywhere and im just thinking what the fuck are they talking ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423422235 | 1423654374 | t3_2v7s0e | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheRealLilGillz14: TIFU By going home with some girls after winter formal... And not tipping the waitress
So last night was winter formal, kinda a big deal for anyone who can't/isn't going all out for prom. This isn't really a TIFU, but LNIFU and I just wanted to sleep it off. I'm also just going to use actual names be... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1423427157 | 1423429283 | t3_2v825o | t5_2to41 | 14 | Redbird9346: TIFU by Giving a Girl a Date Idea
There's this girl I liked, who I would see every week at church at a meeting for young adults who are single. We'd talk every now and then, and I figured that she liked me. (She would smile and laugh when we talked and she wasn't turning me away; that's a good sign, right?... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1423418397 | 1423446014 | t3_2v7k9c | t5_2to41 | 17 | thegreenishfrog: TIFU: by losing my phone at a posh school
I'm at one of those classic boarding schools in England, so we don't go home often - imagine Hogwarts with less magic and more punishments. So every Saturday night, we as teenagers take it upon ourselves to drink like it's legal, smoke as much as possible and d... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1423429644 | 1423479068 | t3_2v87go | t5_2to41 | 3,958 | Phantoms_phriend: TIFU by having sex in an office cubicle (NSFW)
So this actually happened on Tuesday but it had to wait for the weekend because, you know, sex.
So I met this girl at the bar after work (yay two-for-one happy hour!) and after much drinking and flirting she tells me no one's left at her office and she ... | 12 | 329.833333 | |
1423429996 | 1423500442 | t3_2v885x | t5_2to41 | 619 | arrcs: TIFU by practicing safe sex (NSFW)
So, this is a TIFU from a couple months ago.
I was at a friend's birthday party and things were pretty normal. A couple drinks, nice music, dancing - all good fun. Well, there was a girl… We’ll call her Cassie. Cassie was a long time crush of mine. Me, being a little intoxicat... | 9 | 68.777778 | |
1423429730 | 1423434908 | t3_2v87nb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a romantic weekend Getaway, with a girl I've not been dating for long.
Okay so here is the quick pre-story: I've been dating this girl for a few weeks, and tomorrow I'm having surgery that will ruin my semester break, so I wanted to go away for the weekend.
So I asked her If she wanted to g... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423430845 | 1423431645 | t3_2v89yv | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a blowjob
This happened 12 hours ago.
Me and my girlfriend were in my car after getting back from a pool hall and we decide that 1:00AM in the perfect hour for some sexy time. Not wanting to go home due to the heat of the moment we just decide to pull into an alley and get busy. As we're ma... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423431131 | 1423490169 | t3_2v8ajy | t5_2to41 | 1,748 | DX115FALCON: TIFU By stopping a "robbery"
**I'm not sure if this should be tagged NSFW or not. Please let me know if it should. **
Preface: I live in a flat in a relatively large city. To get to the nearest grocery store, I can either walk about 200m down a dimly lit alley or take a longer route around the block to a... | 9 | 194.222222 | |
1423430945 | 1423435632 | t3_2v8a65 | t5_2to41 | -2 | stareynite: TIFU...he's married and not going thru divorce as he said and we're involved.
TIFU: Well, it has been going on a few weeks now. I met up with an old classmate that reached out to me and confessed his love that I knew existed back in our school days but we never acted on it. He was one of my brothers mates ... | 7 | -0.285714 | |
1423429930 | 1423470853 | t3_2v881j | t5_2to41 | 810 | YoursTrulySarcastic: TIFU by going to Sexapalooza
In case anyone doesn't know, Sexapalooza is like the sex version of Comicon. I was walking around with my girlfriend, and we decided to check out "The Dungeon". Inside, there were people in bondage, people getting whipped, and all sorts of freaky bdsm stuff. I turn arou... | 10 | 81 | |
1423432194 | 1423475746 | t3_2v8cs6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | fuckmydickhurts: TIFU by masturbating with a sock
helion83: No judgement. So bearing that in mind, aside from the cleanliness angle, why use a sock to jerk off into?
The idea is very alien to me...
fuckmydickhurts: Mainly the cleanliness, but also fabric feels a lot better rubbing against your dick than your hand doe... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423429131 | 1423455697 | t3_2v86ea | t5_2to41 | 4 | mac785: TIFU By asking an Indian friend what tribe she came from.
So a few years ago, but still relevant. I have a friend who I have known for years, who comes from Indian descent. When I first met her, she mentioned her heritage and for some reason, my brain completely forgot the country India and that Indian meant te... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423428225 | 1423436638 | t3_2v84hi | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [TIFU] by talking to my first crush!! :( sad
Well I usually do not post at all on Reddit, I usually just surf. But this has been bothering me for a few months. Well lets just cut to the story.
I am in Grade 11 and this whole story started in September me and my friends just finished our first day of Grade ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423423432 | 1423711146 | t3_2v7uhc | t5_2to41 | 69 | McLaoi: TIFU by flirting with my wingman
As a recently single guy, I've been attempting to ease my way into adult dating. A couple weeks ago, like most single men I round up my fellow bachelors and resolve to hit the town in search of single women. The target for the evening was Spybar, to get down with Eelke Kleijn.... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1423433288 | 1423468327 | t3_2v8f4k | t5_2to41 | 2 | Michellehill1800: TIFU by finding a birth control pill on my desk.
Yup, so turned out that I didn't take Thursday's pill. Found it today (Sunday). 1st TIFU, had unprotected sex the day before (Saturday). So here I am frantically calling the pharmacy to try to figure out if I majorly screwed up and need to take Plan ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423433084 | 1423440297 | t3_2v8epj | t5_2to41 | 4 | wpgra1: TIFU the only toilet roll in my cubicle rolled under the door
So I usually take the toilet roll out of its holder to get better wrapping purchase around my hand to wipe my butt. Today, it slipped out of my hands and rolled under the cubicle door.
I had nothing to wipe with and was stuck in the cubicle. En... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423434427 | 1423481091 | t3_2v8hds | t5_2to41 | 19 | throwaway1135421: TIFU (3 years ago) by getting myself trapped in self bondage
Throwaway.
I am age 19, male, at the time I was young, living with my parents, age 16. I am into BDSM and stuff like that and three years ago, I thought it would be a good idea to try "self bondage".
If only I wasn't an idiot, this would h... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1423435867 | 1423539071 | t3_2v8ka5 | t5_2to41 | 321 | ringdingdam: TIFU by asking my boyfriend why was out so late last night
So my boyfriend and I have been together about five or six years. Last night my boyfriend didn't come home until very late. He never does that. I was quite angry with him and he apologized and said he got caught up watching a sports game with a fri... | 10 | 32.1 | |
1423436604 | 1423437324 | t3_2v8lt0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | UnexpectedMedia: TIFU by calling my Headteacher Hitler.
TIFU - The usual plea, this was when I much younger, (am 20 now) but the consequences of this fuck up still ripple today. Mostly due to my lack of my own forgiveness, I ripped my own heart out that day.
During the exam period when I was 16, the pressure began to... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423436904 | 1423456072 | t3_2v8mdv | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my Sharp 50" TV, by trying to adjust the height of the TV.
I had purchased this TV after my work gave me a $300 gift card for being employee of the month since our 5 year old TV gave out we decided to buy a new one, out of pocket we only paid $120 since it was an open box item. We got it at ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1423433411 | 1423440341 | t3_2v8fdo | t5_2to41 | 5 | DocMartin_Aus: Tifu by making a joke about a guy in camo pants
So this just happened right now, im with my girlfriend dropping her off at work.
While having a smoke in the carpark before starting work, a co-worker of hers arrived in his car. I haven't met the guy before but he seems like he was in the army from his st... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423437023 | 1423479114 | t3_2v8mm4 | t5_2to41 | 45 | Konseishin: Tifu by logging into my youtube account on my Uncle's Laptop and scarring myself for life.
So a while back during Christmas Break, My family and I went to my uncle and aunt's house for a family dinner and party. While I was there I for some reason logged onto youtube on my uncle's laptop. After using youtub... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1423438341 | 1423489495 | t3_2v8pbe | t5_2to41 | 15 | NoctRly: TIFU by asking my mother why she needed to avoid a roadblock on a Local Facebook Group specifically meant for avoiding roadblocks.
Typically I like to call myself the black sheep of the family, I never have been in trouble with the law except some speeding tickets. However, I can't say the same for my family. ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1423439131 | 1423446742 | t3_2v8qxm | t5_2to41 | 14 | BlueSnowman: TIFU by not having blinds.
So mine and my SO's house is out in the country on a farm. My parents live on the same farm and are the only other house on the road. My house door opens up to my living room, and my door also has a tiny window on it. We have no blinds because a dog we were sitting ate them. Anyw... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1423439171 | 1423470921 | t3_2v8r17 | t5_2to41 | 48 | smartlikefox: TIFU by being kinda racist.
I work in construction and have been working some serious overtime the last week. I'm not accustomed to coming home at 830/9 on a Friday night. Now, I should preface I live in Chicago and we have "Tamale Guys". These are Mexican gentleman that carry Igloo coolers into bars and ... | 4 | 12 | |
1423440515 | 1423493855 | t3_2v8try | t5_2to41 | 145 | viciouschildren: TIFU By killing a spider.
So I was sitting on the couch watching the tv last night, not wearing much in the way of clothes because the Australian summer is the worst thing ever, and I felt a tickling sensation on my thigh. I look down to find a big black spider making its way across my lap. Spiders are... | 5 | 29 | |
1423439575 | 1423442310 | t3_2v8rtz | t5_2to41 | 7 | extechsailor: TIFU By taking Gas Station "Blue Pill"
So a little back ground, my SO decided after being married for almost thirteen years that she didn't want to be with me any more. Ensue months of being depressed and self loathing blah blah blah.....etc. I had finally gotten around to seeing other people, had a FWB t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423440114 | 1423491851 | t3_2v8syx | t5_2to41 | 57 | RapistBunny: TIFU by getting caught laughing and masturbating (NSFW)
So i was at home , watching some movies with my father and his girlfriend and i was really bored so i wanted to go to my room. Told my dad i was going to sleep and i didn't want to be disturbed. He said "*ok , dont worry*" so i went to my room , locke... | 3 | 19 | |
1423440664 | 1423528614 | t3_2v8u29 | t5_2to41 | 1,266 | The_Station_Agent: TIFU by watching porn on my phone
This just happened about 5 minutes ago. So I'm living at my parents house while I save up for my own place. It hasn't been that bad, I love my parents and since this is their place I do my best to treat them with respect while Im getting ready to move out. Also my si... | 7 | 180.857143 | |
1423441167 | 1423441627 | t3_2v8v25 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By Being Economical (NSFW)
Did you ever think to yourself "Hey maybe I should jerk my gurkin with shower gel so I can save time in the morning?"
You did not, you say? You are not an idiot, you say?
Well, my fucking dick burns. Holy Fuck it fucking burns and it's red and I want to scratch it but it hur... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423441367 | 1423451212 | t3_2v8vfs | t5_2to41 | 5 | dogmarx: TIFU by resetting my Iphone 4s
this actually happened today, SHOCKER!!!
so, i had ambitions of cracking my iphone for the sake of playing pokemon Emerald on the go... because i don't own a Gameboy advance.
A few months back i used Pangu to jailbreak my Iphone, i then proceeded to use Cydia to download GBA.emu... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423443413 | 1423451428 | t3_2v8ze1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | thehegelian: TIFU by believing in a "spoiler" for over a year.
It was an innocent enough comment that someone made as I was just starting the first season of a TV show. "Oh yeah, characters A and B get together eventually."
It was a pairing completely out of left field. Incomprehensible, really. My mind was completel... | 5 | 2 | |
1423443248 | 1423445802 | t3_2v8z31 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by stabbing my crush with a pencil
Obligatory this wasn't today, it was actually years ago in third grade.
My crush (let us call him Gary) offered to let me borrow a pencil when I didn't have one, and of course, I was excited as hell. Later that day in class, I wanted to tell him something (I sat next... | 3 | 1 | |
1423444280 | 1423452558 | t3_2v911z | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by stopping a shop lifter
*should i tag this as NSFW?*
so i live in a pretty dangerous area of town, and am only 16 years old, at the moment i'm working at a chemist, and today i saw someone take cosmetics from the shelf and put them in his coat, i called for help and dialed 000, as the man was being h... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423444638 | 1423445277 | t3_2v91oo | t5_2to41 | -2 | keptfloatin707: TIFU - by riding a moped
i built this moped a little while back and been using it as transportation while the DMV has my license suspended for something the court dropped.
i say today but it was really last night around 1am im cruising home from a bbq on a back street to avoid traffic. its a pretty dar... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1423445244 | 1423446126 | t3_2v92ux | t5_2to41 | 6 | DiaryofDiarrhea: TIFU by shitting in a tree grove
calis: >had me sit on a tool for the ride home
Like, a pipe wrench, or a screwdriver?
DiaryofDiarrhea: It was a pipe wrench, my mom figured I just had a leaky pipe in the plumbing
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