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1423448176 | 1423475909 | t3_2v90tt | t5_2to41 | 6 | bumfun1: I think your in the wrong thread buddy, this one is about stepdads beating up arseholes.
IamnotaTardis: He also posted this somewhere else in this subreddit. Weird karma trick maybe?
Frond_Dishlock: They've posted it 11 times in different threads looking at his/her history.
Quickhandserj: I haven't posted th... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1423445863 | 1423446542 | t3_2v941k | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Pissing Off My Asshole Best Friend
ContrarySnivy: Maybe you could tell us what you did to piss of said friend, and how you found out what he did to you...
its_sorta_funny: Being concise is best
ContrarySnivy: Not on /r/tifu it isn't.
its_sorta_funny: Had this up on another tab and urged me to reply ... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1423445816 | 1423483068 | t3_2v93xx | t5_2to41 | 284 | BUGTUG45: TIFU by making a homemade flesh light.
I was bored and decided why not make a flesh light. So I grabbed a medium sized towel and rolled it up really tight and put a rubber band around it so it doesn't unroll. Then I put a latex glove in the hole of the towel on top and squeezed a good amount of lube in the gl... | 5 | 56.8 | |
1423425126 | 1423454559 | t3_2v7xvz | t5_2to41 | 7 | NguyenXien: TIFU by yelling at a girl in class
This happened a couple weeks ago at the beginning of the semester and I still feel embarrassed.
It was the first day of class and I showed up a few minutes late because I had trouble finding the classroom. I generally like to sit at the back but the room was really small... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423448046 | 1423455401 | t3_2v95td | t5_2to41 | 4 | guyfromiowa: Thank you so much for your words of wisdom. It means a lot that a random stranger on the internet could be so helpful. I really needed this. I've cried a few times today about making my mom cry. I'm better than this. I just need to prove it in the best way possible.
Teotwawki69: I really hate to break... | 4 | 1 | |
1423441321 | 1423525581 | t3_2v8vcs | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up one of my best friends and his GF
TIFU....well it was last night carrying onto today....mostly today as most of the crap happened at 1-4AM
Anyway I logged onto the book of face to do some drunk posting. I see one of my friends, lets call him James is in a relationship now. I know that he... | 5 | 1 | |
1423446631 | 1423458921 | t3_2v95f9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | kbillz: TIFU by eating chicken roti before work at a school
So this happened the past Friday. My job is to supervise a group of children afterschool. So my day began like any other, with a plan of what to eat for lunch. I look up the best places to eat on Urbanspoon and come across a Roti joint that has great reviews. ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423445562 | 1423470998 | t3_2v93gp | t5_2to41 | 40 | Isuck6: TIFU by being a complete scumbag.
So I am residing in a location which has a pretty nasty snowstorm currently raging which is a key component to this sorry tale of mine.
For some reason at 22:00 I feel the need to go to the store, so I get in my car and brave the vicious snowstorm (well vicious is maybe a bit ... | 4 | 10 | |
1423443777 | 1423507005 | t3_2v902v | t5_2to41 | 7 | xchocolatexmustardx: TIFU by locking my oven with food in it.
This literally just happened. My food is still in the oven. It's locked and we have to wait for it to cool.
Fuck.
CthulhuLives69: query: I've never heard of a locking oven before. How does this lock work?
xchocolatexmustardx: There is a lever on the front.... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423445819 | 1423477929 | t3_2v93y9 | t5_2to41 | 94 | Pelliz: TIFU By Shaking her Father's Hand
So a year ago I got a job as a cashier at my local mall. I was a junior at the time, and met a fellow cashier there the same age. We'll call her Pam. Pam had an awesome personality and was very attractive, but also was engaged (I repeat, we both were in high school at the time)... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1423448255 | 1423497152 | t3_2v98km | t5_2to41 | 300 | Starzajo: TIFU by showering while house/babysitting.
Happened two days ago, just thought of posting it here.
Good friends of mine are on a two week long vacation cruise to parts tropical. For the first of the two weeks they asked me to house and baby sit for them, with another friend coming for the second week. Their... | 10 | 30 | |
1423450266 | 1423453533 | t3_2v9cav | t5_2to41 | 5 | weedful_things: TIFU by having sex in my church.
Well, I didn't really fuck up, but I thought I did when, after, she told me she loved me. A few dates later I realized she was worth loving too and then we got married and two years later it is still really cool!
CharlesRay2x: And you had sex in church, which is a frigg... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423450463 | 1423450568 | t3_2v9coh | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my boyfriend "Penis"
This happened a few minutes ago. I'm freaking out.
My boyfriend is at a concert and he texted me that he's having really bad back pain and his legs were tired. I texted back, ":'( well when you get home I'll give you a nice long back and leg massage". He texted me back ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423450635 | 1423452004 | t3_2v9czy | t5_2to41 | 10 | BABAD0Ok: TIFU by wrecking my car
Tifu by taking a nap on my way home to get ready for work. While I was driving. I often browse the Tifu section hoping to never post here but today I have a grueling tale of my long never ending day. Lets just say I have had 2 "Are you okay?"s for ever 10 bitchings. Let us begin.
Edit... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423451434 | 1423454793 | t3_2v9ej5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | mpo1986: TIFU by letting me life come to this
So in a nutshell this sudden realization started with something simple. I saw a photo. It was a very telling photo of a middle aged obese man with various belts and ammo around his naked body. What got me was he had nearly the same tv stand I did and he had his computer on ... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1423452583 | 1423569888 | t3_2v9gmn | t5_2to41 | 6 | Domestic_Abuser: TIFU by surprising my boyfriend
Three years isn't an impressive number by any means, but it sure as hell is a long time when you're only in high school, and 75% of those four years have been spent with him. I'm almost certain those three blissful, happy years ended because of my fuck-up. Granted, he wa... | 6 | 1 | |
1423453160 | 1423471419 | t3_2v9hp5 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Blue_sweater_: TIFU by giving my boyfriend a poop goatee
So I guess I didn't wipe well enough last time I used the bathroom because today when my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed he started to go down on me. He came back up with a big smile and a poop goatee. Like his chin just barely dabbled where I hadn't w... | 3 | 9 | |
1423417984 | 1423468690 | t3_2v7jfh | t5_2to41 | 2 | DayTex: TIFU Going to the toilet and feeling my genitals are on fire! (NSFW)
Quite a new reader to Reddit but TIFU is one of my favourite daily reads so I thought I would share with you my own story of the day I fucked up.
A few months ago I went travelling around Vietnam and I stopped in Hoi An which is known for the... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423451142 | 1423528646 | t3_2v9dyu | t5_2to41 | 3 | thatsnotwhatshesaid_: TIFU by "lying" about wearing a condom
I'd been seeing this girl for 3-4 weeks. Pretty much every time we got together we had sex. I think once we didn't because I decided I didn't want to. This was definitely a role reversal for me. Anyway, we got together on a random Weds and sure enough, starte... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423450840 | 1423483994 | t3_2v9ddr | t5_2to41 | 2 | oldmankyle: TIFU by studying Japanese
This happened a few months back at work, but I'm working tonight and a frequent guest from Japan just triggered my memory of this fuck up, so here goes nothing.
I work for a chain hotel and we frequently house international guests from Japan because there is a car plant near by ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423454297 | 1423468288 | t3_2v9jq9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying groceries [NSFW]
Happened about an hour ago. This is my first tifu so cut me some slack.
My dad is out of town and left me with his credit card to go buy groceries. Today when I went to the local superstore I took his brand new car since he took my very old one to park at the airport for a we... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423453484 | 1423514915 | t3_2v9i90 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ImDuhBatman: TIFU by shaving my pubes
This didn't happen today but who gives a shit it's the internet.
So after a few months of not shaving. my nether regions start to look like I have a parasitic wookie growing in my boxers. Upon me being tired of the wookie growing in there I decide to do a bit of manscapeing.
Aft... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423454895 | 1423455034 | t3_2v9krj | t5_2to41 | 4 | StevoStevare: TIFU by thinking I was home alone, then nearly getting hit by my mom's car
**Context**
I woke up at 11:30am, called downstairs, heard nothing. Checked my parents and siblings room, nothing. So, I called my Mom. She told me she was out taking my sister to dance class, I asked her where my Dad was, and she... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423453394 | 1423496291 | t3_2v9i3f | t5_2to41 | 111 | ddorn: TIFU by sending Christmas presents for my son to the wrong address.
TIFU reddit. I've never made a post before and am making my first out of desperation...
This happened about three weeks ago.
I am a former US Navy Sailor and was married and divorced during my enlistment. Just before the marriage fell apart... | 7 | 15.857143 | |
1423455751 | 1423471317 | t3_2v9mag | t5_2to41 | 10 | WubzMaker: TIFU by wiping my nose
Unlike most other TIFU's, this happened today!
I'd like to preface this by saying I've been sick for the past few days, including mainly runny noses.
So I woke this morning and decided to "crank the shaft". It all went great, and I finished into a wash cloth, then threw it off my bed... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423456227 | 1423472674 | t3_2v9n58 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Sean_Sauce: TIFU Opening Reddit In Class
Lets just say reddit and a certain pornsite start with red, and Chrome makes the most frequently visited site the first suggestion. I usually visit reddit more....so I thought....
Instinctually, I opened "red" and hit enter. What followed next was giggles as I continued to take... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423455102 | 1423468679 | t3_2v9l4f | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by rushing at Disney after it rained.
TIFU was actually last weekend, at Disney's Magic Kingdom in Florida.
Now that it's the weekend, I can tell my FU.
I was in a hurry, the group was waiting in the Fast Pass line, it had rained moments ago, people EVERYWHERE, didn't notice the brick dislodged, stumble... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423457484 | 1423464789 | t3_2v9p8m | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU handling the morning wood.
So went to sleep pretty early last night, and woke up around 7:30ish. Here I'm just laying in my bed so early and nothing to do except the log standing vertical today and fully ripe. Nothing better to do I go ahead and throw on a R-Rated movies and engage in some simple harmon... | 4 | 1 | |
1423457840 | 1423458446 | t3_2v9psm | t5_2to41 | 5 | dapperlemon: TIFU by liking an IG pic of a girl I started to talk to on OKCupid, and now she blocked me
A few months ago I joined OKCupid. I had just gotten out of a relationship of nearly four years or so and was so depressed, I figured, hey, why the fuck not.
Here's the thing about OKC, it's nearly impossible for a... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423457425 | 1423459228 | t3_2v9p5a | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU: By unintentionally soaking my mattress with piss
Throwaway for obvious reasons. Today, I pissed all over my mattress, soaking it thoroughly .Anyway, it was 2 or 3 in the morning, and the closest bathroom in the house was quite a ways away, and I figured I'd wake my family, and in a stoned, sleepy stupo... | 3 | 1 | |
1423460149 | 1423485433 | t3_2v9py7 | t5_2to41 | 21 | masterofwolves: OP can just tell his parents that his someone from college/where he is at is playing a prank on him and that they might be dirty toys.
AgentSmithPS4: And you want them back to prank them back.
ONE_ANUS_FOR_ALL: Too bad, parents keep em!
masterofwolves: But then it's a super awkward situation when OP's m... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1423455531 | 1423487112 | t3_2v9lxd | t5_2to41 | 148 | Fuck_ur_opinion: TIFU by waking up early.
Reddit, I fucked up this Friday. I woke up at 9:30 in the morning and my alarm was not set to go off until 10:15. Normally I have no problem rolling over and going back to sleep however on this morning I just couldn't I had that feeling and knew it was time to fap.
Gf was go... | 4 | 37 | |
1423458069 | 1423471739 | t3_2v9q6l | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by jumping in the shower on one leg
Long-time lurker here.
Yea, my fuck up literally just happend one hour ago.
A bit of context to understand how bad I really fucked up:
Im currently in Australia and hurt my right big toe really bad when I kicked against a step one month ago and it started to get b... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1423459529 | 1423461803 | t3_2v9spp | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a crazy chick I just came in her.
This happened a few months ago, but still...
A bit of background: I had met this chick on a dating site last April, let's call her Chrissy. After texting her for a while and adding her on FB, i discover she just got into a relationship.... I just entered the... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423460652 | 1423519193 | t3_2v9uh0 | t5_2to41 | 143 | meeko13: TIFU by telling my mom about a girl
The fuck up was actually yesterday, but the consequence was today.
Yesterday, I went to dinner with my mom and on the way there, told her about a girl I've recently met and become interested in. I gave her some background information, how we met, what she does for a living,... | 8 | 17.875 | |
1423439692 | 1423548570 | t3_2v8s2f | t5_2to41 | 16 | Gman_5: TIFU by high-fiving a girl...
This didn't happen today but thought I'd share my embarrassing story...
It was a normal school day at my high school. Things were going as they usually do on any given day. I had made it through the dreadful part of the day where you convince yourself to go to school even though y... | 4 | 4 | |
1423462283 | 1423536512 | t3_2v9wtt | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my parents' sex tape (NSFW)
So I found my mom's phone tonight. Me, being the lazy guy I am, decided to look something up because I couldn't find my phone. Her phone shows the history right when you click on Google, so I saw this link to a site. The file that was on the site was labeled Sex Ta... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423463065 | 1423464256 | t3_2v9xy8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | iShouldBeMoreMindful: TIFU By not checking the pockets in one of my jeans before doing laundry
So, this happened to me about 2 weeks ago at my college dormitory. Being the nocturnal person that I am, I usually do most of my chores really late at night and very early in the morning (around 12 midnight to 5 in the mornin... | 3 | 1 | |
1423461729 | 1423520454 | t3_2v9w0m | t5_2to41 | 504 | ants_in_your_pants: TIFU by losing my passport on an international flight
This happened to me a couple of months ago, when I was on a flight by myself to London, en route to Australia.
My plane was leaving from Helsinki, which is a clean, modern, spacious airport. I checked in early and did the usual snack/drink/inter... | 9 | 56 | |
1423464164 | 1423500340 | t3_2v9zg0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | neededtogetitout: TIFU by telling my husband I'm ok
Background. I'm an idiot. A couple of months ago I got drunk and/or a little high at a party and extensively told my husband that he could go out and have sex with someone else when I didn't want to. (I'm not using being drunk or high as an excuse for any of this at a... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1423463842 | 1423497412 | t3_2v9z1g | t5_2to41 | 3 | The_wasps_patella: TIFU by touching plants
So a few days ago I got a bit of poison ivy on my hand. If you are unfamiliar with the plant, it leaves a severely bumpy and uncomfortable rash where the plant's oils contact the skin (in this case, my left hand digits). I thought to myself, "no biggie. It will be gone by next... | 3 | 1 | |
1423465351 | 1423468247 | t3_2va117 | t5_2to41 | 3 | PM_ME_UR_CutestSmile: TIFU test - pls dont notice
iSumThingsUp: **TL;DR: FU'd your TIFU.**
PM_ME_UR_CutestSmile: I dont get a word :D
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1423467058 | 1423468898 | t3_2va350 | t5_2to41 | 7 | KidsTryThisAtHome: TIFU by being a Harry Potter nerd.
I was browsing Facebook today when I saw that one of my friends posted, "RIP Uncle Vernon." I thought he meant the guy that played Uncle Vernon in the Harry Potter movies, and I think you can see where this is going. I thought I'd just comment and say, "hasn't he be... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423466578 | 1423471457 | t3_2va2jm | t5_2to41 | 15 | fatalis_vox: TIFU by needing a tampon
Of course, this happened a couple of years ago.
Context: So I live about a thousand miles away from my family, and I go home to visit them a couple of times a year. My parents are divorced and have separate houses; my mother's house has a HUGE upstairs that is essentially its ow... | 5 | 3 | |
1423468100 | 1423491027 | t3_2va4cl | t5_2to41 | 51 | PaintedRed_Throwaway: TIFU by trying to have sexy time even though my period was coming at any time.
My period had been a week late (been really stressed lately) but I knew it was coming any time now. My boyfriend and I thought it would be a good idea to have sexy time before my period would start. Well, as he came up ... | 7 | 7.285714 | |
1423468219 | 1423470477 | t3_2va4gm | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking 'gold' in a subreddit
I decided to be desperate. So, I gold-whore myself in a subreddit. I thought I'm going to have one, but boy was I wrong, my mail got flooded with hate messages. My phone is vibrating like crazy.
DONT GOLD-WHORE YOURSELF PEOPLE!
NoRedditGoldPlease: You're lucky! Reddit Go... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423470027 | 1423474538 | t3_2va2h5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | iatricgirard: Nice troll there, troll.
disambiguated: I meant it sincerely. Based on *your* story, you were a selfish, petty bitch, and got what you deserved.
iatricgirard: explain. edit: what exactly does bitch mean here?
disambiguated: It means that you want your own sexual freedom, but you aren't willing to tolera... | 10 | 0.8 | |
1423467379 | 1423640295 | t3_2va3ig | t5_2to41 | 6 | workthepole4gold: TIFU by driving for Uber
So here I am, 22 years old, full time college student, trying to make some extra cash while I'm in school. I interned this summer for a great company and made enough money to buy myself a new Volkswagen GTI.
I recently decided that I was going to start driving for Uber to ma... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423468712 | 1423484309 | t3_2va4zw | t5_2to41 | 8 | Goddamnyougirl: TIFU By getting things pretty "heated" with my girlfriend.
TIFUWhistleBlower: S _ _ _ _ (I know his real name but I won't post it for obvious reasons), I'm sorry, but I gotta do this. You bragged way too hard on FaceBook and had this coming.
Everyone, this TIFU is **fake**. Every part of it, from the ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1423469691 | 1423602610 | t3_2va5zx | t5_2to41 | 10,394 | PM_me_your_cookbook: TIFU by being a horny teenager.
Today was unlike any other day. Being the horny 15 year old I am, I decided to spice things up a bit tonight. I waited the sweet moment for my brother to leave to work so I can proceed with my dirty secret. But today my hand would not do that job. I was too horny for... | 26 | 399.769231 | |
1423470319 | 1423472781 | t3_2va6my | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by dating a girl and getting catfished
* Look I know this is long but if you're thinking of online dating, read.*
*This should probably go in the relationships section because I'm asking for answers but fuck it...*
It all started June 2014. I had just graduated from high school and was on my summer bre... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423455081 | 1423586142 | t3_2v9l3f | t5_2to41 | -1 | Phantomish: TIFU by dropping and spilling my large coke
I walk 3 miles to the local Burger King knowing I want it as a "to go " order so I can enjoy my meal at home. I receive my order and walk home successfully practicing great disciplane by not taking a sip from my coke because I want to enjoy the whole soda as I eat... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1423470106 | 1423483400 | t3_2va6fc | t5_2to41 | 7 | Tonisaur: TIFU: By almost killing my mother with a Chocolate Banana
This happened to me last night.
Yes I know, LNIFU.
I've recently been crushed by life and love, and as I am still dealing with a hard breakup I decided that I should spend more time with my family. I was in the kitchen getting some sweets and my mom ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423471658 | 1423513961 | t3_2va7zn | t5_2to41 | 4 | inspiredman: TIFU by not understanding coworker's intentions
This is about the one year anniversary of the start of this incident, so I'll share it with you all now.
When I used to work in local broadcast news, 90% of the people there were extremely negative and miserable with their lives. One guy though, let's call h... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423443335 | 1423490582 | t3_2v8z8k | t5_2to41 | 10 | FandaExpressway: TIFU by running on a trail
So, like any /r/TIFU story, this happened a while ago. It was during the summer, when I had really taken up running. There is a trail in my neighborhood, so I thought it would be a good idea to run through there as opposed to my normal ritual of running through my semi-busy t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423473039 | 1423542366 | t3_2va996 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dragonshy_STEAM: TIFU by making out with my Girlfriend. Brother heard it all. <NSFWish>
*So at about 1:12 we went and picked up my girlfriend, who we will call Kitty, from her house, came back to my place and watch My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic for about 5 hours. During that time, family was coming in and o... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1423472853 | 1423473689 | t3_2va93d | t5_2to41 | 3 | eatingboys: TIFU by not checking my email before a busy school week
More like a "this weekend IFU" but it all came crashing down today.
Next week I have four projects due in four days, all in groups. Last week was busy too, so none of our groups had gotten around to organizing anything just yet so I was going into the... | 3 | 1 | |
1423475381 | 1423485574 | t3_2vabg2 | t5_2to41 | 88 | NegativePenguin: TIFU by having an itchy ball
Wow, I f'ed up just now during my drive into work. Was crawling through slow traffic approaching some traffic lights when a bad case of itchy-ball strikes (it was the right ball, just to give some context). So, while near stationary I absent-mindlessly put my hand down my j... | 10 | 8.8 | |
1423473179 | 1423478731 | t3_2va9fc | t5_2to41 | 7 | Matthewcc21: Tifu by telling my grammar school crush how I felt at random
So I had a huge crush on this girl from 4th grade to 8th grade. I was fat and gross, and I never told her out of fear of rejection. Now, on my way into college, close to 4 years without talking to this girl, I tell her. I don't know why, but I fe... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423477777 | 1423478641 | t3_2vadss | t5_2to41 | 6 | haokun32: TIFU By skipping
This wasn't today but the consequences just hit me.
A few months ago I had a math quiz that was worth 3.3% of my final grade. I had just stayed up all night writing an essay for my history class so I decided to not go thinking that it wouldn't come down to that 3%.
Well, turns out I had fai... | 3 | 2 | |
1423479167 | 1423520994 | t3_2vaf5j | t5_2to41 | 5 | Bobthuhog: TIFU. I Got Laid. But also, a burn, deep in the flesh of my G spot
schroedingersfat: Should be tagged NSFW. Also learn some grammar
Bobthuhog: So I can be super intelligent like you
schroedingersfat: No. Because your story was really funny but I struggled with the way it was written
Bobthuhog: Awww shit ... | 5 | 1 | |
1423479634 | 1423522686 | t3_2vafm3 | t5_2to41 | 108 | OgenB: TIFU By Mistaking Two Semi-Regular Customers for One Regular Customer
This happened today, but also every day I saw these customers for the past two years that I have worked at my liquor store.
Two weeks ago one of my regulars shows up, this dude buys either a fifth of Jim Beam and 7up or a half gallon of Old C... | 3 | 36 | |
1423479975 | 1423480617 | t3_2vafyj | t5_2to41 | 7 | noahice: TIFU "Deal with it mother fu-" Oh, you go to my church.
Pretty simple one today. Was pulling out of the parking lot from church, in a pretty bad mood for one reason or another. The light a block away takes a year or twelve to turn green, and wouldn't you know it, it had just turned, so I was in a rush to make ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423479799 | 1423481155 | t3_2vafse | t5_2to41 | 6 | roadragefail: TIFU by road-raging a road-rager
I struggle dealing with my road rage and a few times a month something happens that triggers a rage so bad that I feel like I could murder somebody.
Yesterday I was driving on the freeway and someone attempted to merge directly into me / cut me off. His attempt failed, an... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423479989 | 1423507522 | t3_2vafze | t5_2to41 | 96 | ThomasofHookton: TIFU by dropping my keys down the garbage chute
So I woke up this morning just like any other Monday morning. My wife was out of town for work so I had the whole bed to myself last night (she’s a sprawler). Feeling especially refreshed, I got through my morning routine quickly. Shower, teeth, breakfast... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1423483908 | 1423485029 | t3_2vak28 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting too drunk
This happened on Saturday night, and I've been too hungover Sunday to make this post. So here it goes.
Night starts out fine and my buddy has myself and 3 girls come over. They are K,B,M. So basically its M's birthday weekend and we planned to predrink at my buddys house and then go... | 3 | 1 | |
1423486127 | 1423500213 | t3_2vamm9 | t5_2to41 | 2,321 | fireybob: TIFU by mastubating in front of my entire family
Forrest_Runaker: This is when you tell your wife and her family you are going out for a pack of smokes but never come back.
Tittie_Salad: So this is what happened to my dad.
Caoa14396: Me too. Do you think my dad and your dad know each other?
Sickomann: What'... | 9 | 257.888889 | |
1423487450 | 1423535414 | t3_2vaoah | t5_2to41 | 286 | natashasays: Tifu by handshaking a waitress
Yah. so this happened yesterday. I was with my boyfriend and was about to eat at a restaurant. Called the waitress and gave our orders. When im finish ordering. She ask what my name was thank me and extend her arms, random thoughts i thought that was part of the restaurant tr... | 3 | 95.333333 | |
1423411890 | 1423525270 | t3_2v7807 | t5_2to41 | 7 | StallionMang: TIFU and missed out on getting laid for being observant
I was just chilling with a girl I've been dating for a few weeks now, smoking a cigarette in my room while we're chatting when things start to get frisky.
We start hooking up, and semi undress when she sits on top of me and takes my cigarette, smok... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423490803 | 1423523777 | t3_2vat1b | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting that Conservation of Mass applies to bladder.
This actually happened in the mid-1500s. I was driving home from University for holidays and expensive cheese. The ride is about three hours, and I like to knock it out in one go; I gas up and buy a bottle of water right when I leave.
The thre... | 5 | 1 | |
1423489844 | 1423563844 | t3_2varkn | t5_2to41 | 1,031 | Macrador: TIFU by being friendly to a kid in the train [NSFW?]
So I'm travelling and in total it's a 3-4 hour train ride.
I'm on my last train and I'll be home in 1.5 hours. I'm tired and sleepy and don't want any interaction with people. Everything went smooth for half an hour until a mother with her kid got on and sa... | 12 | 85.916667 | |
1423490721 | 1423497340 | t3_2vaswj | t5_2to41 | 1 | abusiveballs: TIFU by making my family think my husband is abusive.
Well this happened a few days ago, but still recovering from the fallout from this incident. So I’ve been in an interracial marriage for the past 2 years, and initially when we first started dating my parents were a little apprehensive about me dating ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423491562 | 1423497074 | t3_2vau9y | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU on Tinder because I didn't want to watch "Better Call Saul."
So around 8pm last night, I do some casual left & right-swiping on Tinder, an app that I've never met a single human being ever on it. I right-swipe a very photogenic woman, and surprise, she actually shows up as a match! I don't message, ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423486846 | 1423606261 | t3_2vangi | t5_2to41 | 4 | kikiquynh: TIFU by trying to figure out the brand of a watch
I'm a lesbian who has a thing for watches. This girl next to me was wearing a really nice watch so every time she would cross her arms, I would look over to see what brand of watch it is. At the end of the class, she told me "stop starring at my boobs" and th... | 4 | 1 | |
1423493576 | 1423506468 | t3_2vaxlx | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the greatest concert of my life.
cookswagchef: HOLY SHIT! I WAS THERE!
That was seriously the most hilarious, cringeworthy shit I've ever seen in my life. You were so awkward, dude. Also, definitely the HIV. I was standing beside those girls before RBF and they were sketch AF.
TwoSevenOne... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1423491141 | 1423494809 | t3_2vatjy | t5_2to41 | 2 | MannedTooth: TIFU by waking up
Ok, so today I had a class from 9 to 12..
While I was sitting in the class, alone. I!ve been looking at my messages, then I saw this:
"Hi students, I'll be asbent today. No class."
GOD!
I've woke up at 6 am to take the secondary school bus since it's my only lift tomget to school this ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423485709 | 1423506730 | t3_2vam5p | t5_2to41 | 7 | ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_FORK: TIFU By waving at a blind girl.
So i was on a disney cruise and we were at one of the ports,Castaway cay. When you book the cruise all your meals are included so me and my mom were eating some nice pulled pork sandwhiches.
My mom has to go to the bathroom and excuses herself. So im sitting there f... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423495050 | 1423500673 | t3_2vb0dm | t5_2to41 | 31 | RawrImABigScaryBear: TIFU by asking my GF for naughty photos
allthesounds: Go on, you've got to send some dick picks to the group chat so you're both in the same boat. it's the only way you can support your GF through this difficult time
RawrImABigScaryBear: Shes actually suggesting getting a giant cookie for her sist... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1423496107 | 1423497828 | t3_2vb2fr | t5_2to41 | 12 | bustyblondefromimgur: TIFU by forgetting that coffee makes you "go"
Barely 2 hours ago I started my drive to school, a plastic to go cup from starbucks nestled comfortably in my cupholder. Within it was 18 shots of espresso and about half as much sugar free vanilla coffeemate. Why so much?, you ask. A little ridiculous... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1423494713 | 1423533508 | t3_2vazox | t5_2to41 | 3 | maedez: TIFU by wanting SO to attack at COC wars
So me and my SO recently joined an clash of clans group that is fairly active. We have beem kicked out twice from previous friends clans so it really means a lot to me if we could stay at this one. The co-leader was threatening to kick us out in a joking way (this is my ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423496751 | 1423504234 | t3_2vb3pi | t5_2to41 | 6 | devildanger: TIFU by being a stupid boyfriend
So this actually started happening 2 weeks ago, but part of the FU repeated itself last saturday.
To put you guys into context, my girlfriend and I have been together for about 3 years. Like any normal couple we've had our ups and downs, but nothing too severe. Maybe a mon... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1423496506 | 1423526842 | t3_2vb38b | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to a coworker with horrible pictures in the background...and not realizing it.
I don't know if this counts as sexual content...but I'm going to post it anyway and if it gets removed I'm sorry.
So I'm the new person in a group of people who have worked together for a few years. I'm normally r... | 8 | 7.875 | |
1423497442 | 1423502340 | t3_2vb510 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my sister get handsy
Rabid_Kiwi: So, let me know when West Virginia approves the wedding licence.
cheesekeynote: Ain't nothin' wrong with lovin' your family.
Rabid_Kiwi: Other then it is illegal, as well as morally and genetically wrong. Also abuse of a minor, and one of those things you n... | 11 | 1.909091 | |
1423497043 | 1423518155 | t3_2vb49o | t5_2to41 | 33 | notapantsday: TIFU by talking to someone I just met
Hey guys.
I'm a med student in Berlin (Germany) and I'm currently doing an internship at a small hospital outside the city.
Today I met a student from Brussels who had just started his internship at the same hospital. Of course he told me his name and of course I ha... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1423497848 | 1423506511 | t3_2vb5x9 | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: TIFU by spoiling $10,000 worth of meat and ruined a wedding by peeing on the floor
About 5 or 6 years ago, as high school student, I worked in a small, family-owned grocery store. It was located just a few minutes away from my home, and all of the neighborhood kids worked there. It wasn't a bad job, but it w... | 4 | 23.25 | |
1423494783 | 1423500081 | t3_2vazue | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting to know my IQ test result
So this story actually happened like 6 years ago, when I was a little lad and [this](http://mobile-kit.net/images/sony_ericsson/w800i/sony_ericsson_w800i_5_hq.jpg) beauty was in my possession.
The fuck up started as my friend and I were browsing through the internet... | 3 | 0 | |
1423497253 | 1423499035 | t3_2vb4nn | t5_2to41 | 7 | roommateeethrowaway: TIFU by getting a girl in my roommates bed
So this weekend, as college kids are apt to do, my roommates and I had a party and got pretty drunk while one of my roommates we'll call Jeff was out of town visiting his girlfriend. While we were drinking one of my friends, Sarah, did not have anything s... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423494832 | 1423499399 | t3_2vazz0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Smooftastic: TIFU by leaving my remote on the couch
So like most FUs this didn't happen today but a few nights ago.
Here I am laying in bed when all of the sudden I hear shouting from my living room. Knowing that my wife is in bed with me and my son is asleep, I am very confused. Wife hops out of bed and sprints t... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1423498940 | 1423506123 | t3_2vb893 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Karpe__Diem: TIFU by showing my son how smart I am.
This happened last weekend at a family expo thing we had going on in town. The expo was pretty big where you would walk around with your family, stopping at different booths where they would have fun things for the kids to do and give you free junk/coupons.
We sto... | 3 | 4 | |
1423496157 | 1423524624 | t3_2vb2jc | t5_2to41 | 243 | Whiskey1994: TIFU by leaving my bedroom door unlocked
Wrote thus on my phone so if its messed up I apologize.
This happened a few months ago. I live in the basement of my house so naturally your mind thinks a ghost or some shit is the cause of anything weird happening during the night. So one night I went to bed and m... | 5 | 48.6 | |
1423495982 | 1423515520 | t3_2vb27y | t5_2to41 | 4 | EthosPathosLegos: TIFU by downloading a movie legally.
This actually happened a couple months ago, but I realized this is probably the perfect place for this FU. So I wanted to grow up and be an upstanding citizen and support the transition of our movie industry to the digital frontier... So I decided that I would BUY ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423499176 | 1423499737 | t3_2vb8om | t5_2to41 | 5 | largebore: Tifu by giving my husband a helping hand. (Nsfw)
p_coletraine: All bc you can't allow your dog to sleep on a bare floor?
largebore: Its a cold wood floor and its winter. She deserves a nice warm bed. I guess I am just a big animal lover.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423498299 | 1423547385 | t3_2vb6xj | t5_2to41 | 434 | MAY01337: TIFU in American History
Today in American History we had to do a report on famous black people for Black History Month. I chose Ray Charles. Being the idiot I am, I didn't realize what my first line meant.
The first line was "Ray Charles did not see much of his father"
bigbouncytits: He went blind at the a... | 7 | 62 | |
1423499735 | 1423506498 | t3_2vb9wh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using deodorant, because now I have a potential felony for selling cocaine.
**TL;DR:** Followed to my house, cops search my car, find "cocaine." It was Old Spice deodorant. Test it using coke strips. It tests positive, they go through my phone without my permission(no passcode) and find some of my de... | 6 | 1 | |
1423500251 | 1423523964 | t3_2vbaz2 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving children free candy.
So in Korea it's pretty normal to play around with people's kids and buy them sweets. I adore children and their happiness, when I surprise them with a basket of goodies it warms my heart. I've lived in Chicago for 3 months now, and people here don't seem so open minded. ... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1423500340 | 1423501944 | t3_2vbb58 | t5_2to41 | 5 | idonefucked_up: TIFU by not signing out
Like most fuck up's, this didn't happen today, it was a year ago. I was going out with this girl for 6 months and we had broken up but we were on really really good terms after even. While we were dating, we had the usual exchange of dirty pictures and all and since both of us ha... | 5 | 1 | |
1423500893 | 1423506377 | t3_2vbcbi | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by winning the lottery, and having a threesome.
It all started when I won a partial lottery (5 / 6 digits, $1,000,000) which wasn't a complete fuckup at this point, until I went out to celebrate my friends. I was probably being too pompous, buying drinks for everyone, gloating even when I wanted to stay... | 5 | 1 | |
1423501180 | 1423517511 | t3_2vbcxu | t5_2to41 | 19 | J_satanic: TIFU by accidently making a rude joke about my teacher being overweight
So this happened just a couple of hours ago at my English class.
We were talking about the upcoming field day on Thursday.
My teacher is a very large woman in her 40's, were saying she was in charge of the "Powerwalk group" and would b... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1423502449 | 1423539427 | t3_2vbfor | t5_2to41 | 62 | SubmissiveNurse: TIFU by trusting a burp.
I work in healthcare, and we have to do continuing education credits to keep our licenses valid. Today, I was in a morning seminar with some very well-known doctors in the community. After one particular doctor finished his segment, I gathered my courage to introduce myself to ... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1423499697 | 1423536673 | t3_2vb9tc | t5_2to41 | 255 | tobethrownawayanon: TIFU by being accused of pedophilia at my bachelor party.
Last summer I got married. It was great. Also great was the bachelor party, which happened to coincide with an outdoor, all-you-can-drink craft beer tasting. I'm sure you can see where this is going - many many many tiny glasses of good be... | 7 | 36.428571 |
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