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1423502764 | 1423522346 | t3_2vbgdv | t5_2to41 | 16 | HappyKhicken: TIFU by cockblocking my best friend (possible NSFW)
So, I should start this by saying I have little to no filter on the things I say, and this progressively gets worse as alcohol has entered my system. In the past I have been described as having "tourrettes in full sentences".
Anyway, this was a while ba... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1423503102 | 1423504438 | t3_2vbh43 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Berry_McCockiner: TIFU by being a horny couch
WIcker14: Clever. I like it, this was bound to happen some time
Berry_McCockiner: They removed it :/
WIcker14: Damn. I thought it was kinda funny
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1423502504 | 1423561416 | t3_2vbft4 | t5_2to41 | 185 | thefaizsaleem: TIFU by being an immature teenager, per usual.
So, hi. Just in case you don't recognize me, I'm the idiot who [put penises on the school computer](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2owrlb/tifu_by_putting_cartoon_penises_on_the_school/). Yes, I'm back, and it's to do with the school computers.
So, ca... | 6 | 30.833333 | |
1423503506 | 1423523167 | t3_2vbhym | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by innocently beckoning a homeless woman over to my car to give her change which resulted in a brutal and horrifying collision between her body and a fast-moving vehicle...
This actually happened last week, I just haven't had the time to sit down and tell you all about it, but nonetheless....
It was ap... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1423486808 | 1423567454 | t3_2vane8 | t5_2to41 | 39 | ansaa22: TIFU By screaming so loud my deaf roommate heard me.
Hello everyone, lurker here, but I decided to post today after the fuck up I did about today.
Little back story: I live in South Korea for studies and I share a house with a guy that has not a single clue of any social convention or how to behave in society... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1423499114 | 1423508889 | t3_2vb8kt | t5_2to41 | 10 | LGFUADfiguratively: TIFU by answering the door in only a towel...kind of
I woke up on this lovely day at around 8:00am. I laid in bed and browsed reddit which brought me to around 8:15am. I did my morning flexibility stretches and took a shower because I was putrid and hadn't took one in 3 days. I thought "Maybe I'll t... | 5 | 2 | |
1423499021 | 1436209273 | t3_2vb8eh | t5_2to41 | 2 | Akwardtimes: TIFU By getting frisky with my GF at the time. And here brother "walked in on us".
Sidetrack, because why not? Well after reading a lot of TIFU stories here about people fucking up i thought to my self, "fuck it ill do it to".
This happened to me when i was about 16 years old. Me and my gf (which was 3 y... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1423499854 | 1423506472 | t3_2vba56 | t5_2to41 | 1 | agressivar: TIFU when giving a speech, and then getting a pun-ishnent
**Keep in mind**.
* *1. I’m Swedish so English is not my primary language.*
* *2. I also have dyslexia, which make my writing only acceptable with rice.*
* *3. The political party mentioned is quite a large political party with more than ten percent... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423504680 | 1423506152 | t3_2vbkgg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my professor a bastard.
Today, I received a test back in linear algebra. A 96%. Not bad. I'm looking through my test when I see what I lost points on. To give a little context, my professor is the only one who has taught linear in 2 years. My major requires a C in the class for my degree. He'... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423499756 | 1423521213 | t3_2vb9xq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the towel I used the night before to clean my mess
So I'd like to say first, I'm not a native English speaker so my grammar is relatively unimpressive.
Yesterday night at 11 PM, I was in my bed getting ready to sleep when I suddenly felt horny and fapped. I did, reached for a clean towel and w... | 3 | 1 | |
1423505295 | 1423570957 | t3_2vbltl | t5_2to41 | 3,765 | Ihavesevencats: TIFU by asking a blind girl what her favorite color was.
This happened a few years back. Just a typical day in my sophomore year of high school. My first class of the day, Spanish 2, is just getting started. We start going over our new subject material which happens to be asking people their favorite th... | 12 | 313.75 | |
1423502807 | 1423515089 | t3_2vbgh5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Muffins12132145: TIFU by smoking on a band trip
Of course this didn't happen today but I am dealing with the reprucussions today so I feel it's appropriate. Last Friday I was out on a band trip to a college to perform in an honor band and one thing about me is growing up I had a rough life and started smoking at age 11... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1423506835 | 1423513392 | t3_2vbp9s | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing a potential job to my job seeking co-worker.
I work at a junior high in behavior management. Both my co-worker (work partner) and I have been looking for jobs for the past few months. Because we work in the same field (human services) we have been helping each other out with job opportunities.... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423508297 | 1423530592 | t3_2vbspk | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by singing happy birthday after someone got dumped.
So this happened some time ago, but people still think its hilariously cringeworthy.
An old co-worker of mine had organized a bowling outing for everyone we used to work with. It has been a long time since I had seen many of these people, so I thought ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423507500 | 1423515420 | t3_2vbqu0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by multitasking
A few weeks ago I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. I decided to have a bit of fun while we were watching the movie so I started playing with his family jewels.
It would all have been peachy fucking keen if the movie had been some other genre than horror, but this is tifu...
A j... | 3 | 1 | |
1423508510 | 1423511197 | t3_2vbt6i | t5_2to41 | 2 | THExxRON: TIFU by poisoning everyone at work on purpose
centralnjbill: Trying to get rid of all the witnesses? A dying coworker covered in shit said, ["If you Google it, he will come"](http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/06/16/1226955/767007-00418c50-f4e9-11e3-ba3b-878da0800edb.jpg)
THExxRON: if this gets more t... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1423505111 | 1423538255 | t3_2vblg0 | t5_2to41 | 86 | maxstronge: TIFU by eating a kid's homework.
So my friend and I are a little weird. A lot of the time this causes us to do some impulsive things, but so far we've stayed out of trouble. That changed today.
So we were walking through the hallway today a little late to math class, and a kid in one of the younger grades... | 7 | 12.285714 | |
1423504780 | 1423538020 | t3_2vbko7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | PleaseDoNotQuoteMe: TIFU by brushing my teeth.
So this happened yesterday and I figured I would share it with you guys. I'm on my phone so the formatting may be off.
Anyways, Sunday morning I woke up late. My parents were rushing me to get ready for church and I didn't have much time. So I showered really quick and go... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1423508868 | 1423510476 | t3_2vbtyu | t5_2to41 | 10 | dadude337: Tifu by being to lazy to get a pair of head phones
So it is Monday, and I woke up this morning just not a care in the world and said fuck it, I'm not going to class today I can just make it up tomorrow. My little sister has already left and my mom asks why I'm still in bed. I respond with some bull Shit abou... | 5 | 2 | |
1423510484 | 1423558694 | t3_2vbxiv | t5_2to41 | 124 | mammo300: TIFU by ending up half naked in my high school cafeteria
Obligatory this didn't actually happen today, this was a few years ago when I was in high school.
So I attended a high school with about 1200 students and they would split lunch into four 300 student sections. I had decided I wanted to be super comforta... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1423511005 | 1423520300 | t3_2vbyre | t5_2to41 | 23 | Tanben: TIFU By becoming a domestic terrorist.
Ok I apologize in advance for poor writing, grammar, and format I'm on mobile and not a great writer.
So I'm a sophomore at a school slap in the middle of the Bible Belt. And I have a biology class with an ex from a long term relationship. That basically ended with her c... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1423512609 | 1423514394 | t3_2vc2em | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by Getting drunk. cliché title.
Gonna need some suggestions from anyone on how to handle this.
Last night, 3 friends and I got some Alcohol. Not a big deal. Two of my close friends, Jessica and Derek. The other person was my new co-worker. We'll call him Jason. I am a male that is interested in females.... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423513361 | 1425627300 | t3_2vc468 | t5_2to41 | 1 | Tora_the_Tiger: TIFU asking advice from a friend about a friend that was being disrespectful to me.
I've known this friend since elementary school (we'll call him Arthur here, just for convenience.) , and I met Arthur again in my first year of high school. I was surprised and filled with excitement that I was able to m... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423512659 | 1423532045 | t3_2vc2i6 | t5_2to41 | 47 | zeroteach: TIFU by yelling in a Golden Corral
Let me start by saying that I don't often frequent Golden Corral because I find the food makes me quite sick but my friends just kept insisting we go because we could get a lot of food for not a lot of money.
Anyway, three friends and I drove to Golden Corral and we were ... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1423506376 | 1423524280 | t3_2vbo7g | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By Telling A Girl Her Dog Was Cute
I have a chronic habit of arriving late to class (don't we all) but, on this particular day, I arrived early, so I sat at a seat in the front of the room and waited for class to start.
Then a girl with an adorable poodle walks through the door and sits down next to m... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423514867 | 1423518008 | t3_2vc7mc | t5_2to41 | 16 | strghst: TIFU by being racistic as fuck
This happened today, a few hours ago.
Some prestory: My girlfriend is 15. She's in 9th grade, and as I'm a student at a university I'm helping her with english a lot. We tend to just walk and talk, and as we talk I ask her how that word or another is in english, or how to say on... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1423515380 | 1423665063 | t3_2vc8sz | t5_2to41 | 197 | trashlunch: TIFU by eating out of the trash in front of my boss
This happened last year, but fuck it.
At the time I was working as a parking garage attendant, you know, take your ticket, raise the gate arm. On this particular day I was starving myself because I had a Taco Bell eating contest that very night (as you... | 9 | 21.888889 | |
1423515021 | 1423548923 | t3_2vc7ys | t5_2to41 | 2,497 | waxingdefenestration: TIFU by waxing my boyfriend's chest
Throwaway account. I'm 28, female, and my boyfriend is 25. To set the scene, my boyfriend is an adorable, dainty, petite 5'6" and probably the most feminine straight guy in the universe. Some girls like big strapping lumberjacks, but not me.
Anyway, he usually ... | 10 | 249.7 | |
1423516794 | 1423561187 | t3_2vcc4w | t5_2to41 | 6 | blckazn: TIFU by making a minion cake
Starting a couple years ago, I've been getting into baking and cake decorating. So last year I made my brother a minion cake for his birthday ([image](http://imgur.com/a/XyH4y)), since he requested a yellow cake (har har). Unfortunately, this set the bar super high. Now I'm screwed... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423517173 | 1423588427 | t3_2vcd19 | t5_2to41 | 1,364 | LoopzGB: TIFU by going on my Dad's phone.
Long time lurker, relatively new account although it isn't a throwaway, fuck it...... (Unsure if this is NSFW or not?). I've been reading TIFU and NoSleep incognito for years and I never thought I'd have a story worthy of TIFU, anyway, I digress.
So, this happened a couple o... | 9 | 151.555556 | |
1423517834 | 1423582977 | t3_2vceme | t5_2to41 | 16 | Hecawim: TIFU by using my new phone
Today I got home from school: pretty average day,but overall, I felt really shitty for some reason. Being the horny teenager I am, I decided to cool off by wrestling the dragon, if you will. I whip out my phone, put on some porn, and go to town. Now bear in mind, this is my brand new... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1423517902 | 1423518177 | t3_2vcerx | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TOFU by using snaochat…
neversubordinate: Just 1 tip: don't make eye contact.
But good luck in school, I think you'll find it's going to be a *long* day.
crazynoong1: Yeah…
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1423518866 | 1423519545 | t3_2vcgyv | t5_2to41 | 2 | Thefriendlypandabear: Tifu by asking my friend for a ride
So I didn't have a ride back to my house which is only like 2 miles away but I asked for one anyways. He's a good friend,let's call him Jim, so Jim gives me a ride. Once he drops me off I turn around only to hear a loud crash and two cars fronts busted.
poohspig... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423519147 | 1423539964 | t3_2vchmb | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by using snapchat…
Well this was actually last night.
So basically I was up late talking to my girlfriend and I guess we were both kind of in the mood. So she started teasing me with snapchats gradually taking less and less clothes off and making me really horny. Eventually it was my turn and I basica... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1423519446 | 1423524675 | t3_2vcibl | t5_2to41 | 179 | Iddybiddytitty: TIFU by thinking a room was bigger than it was.
Ok so I'm currently in the process of applying for university.
And was luckily invited to an interview for my top choice! (YAY!)
Well... the university is known to be one of the best in the country for the subject I want to do. I was super eager to impres... | 5 | 35.8 | |
1423520952 | 1423578340 | t3_2vclvq | t5_2to41 | 121 | Clifpatty: TIFU by trying to impress a cutie at the gym
This literally just happened 30 minutes ago (edit: actually took longer to write this than I thought, about 2h ago now), I'm sitting in front of my PC feeling like a complete idiot while sharing with you guys this complete mess of an afternoon.
It all began one w... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1423520584 | 1423533319 | t3_2vcl01 | t5_2to41 | 322 | Barry_McKackiner: TIFU by sleepwalking into my female roomate's room.
Not today, but about 2 years ago. I posted this in another TIFU comment thread and thought it deserved it's own.
I'll preface this by saying I did warn her I sleepwalk on occasion before she signed the lease.
I'm 30 at the time and had a female roo... | 9 | 35.777778 | |
1423521574 | 1423522909 | t3_2vcnbn | t5_2to41 | 20 | slasherjack3: TIFU by thinking I was impressing a hot girl with my Frisbee skills
This happened 2 hours ago. For a little background first I am a junior in high school and just got dumped by a girl I have been with since midway through my sophomore year so a little over around a year. it's been pretty hard on me and my... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1423521717 | 1423522425 | t3_2vcnnc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my wallet on the bus
So just yesterday I went to book my L's test, got dropped off but needed to catch a bus home. Rocked up with all the forms of ID and realised I didn't actually need them just for a booking, that was the first mistake of the day. Not a big deal. But this meant that I had my... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423449413 | 1423537326 | t3_2v9apu | t5_2to41 | 2 | turner3210: TIFU for getting caught smoking weed, tea, then eating nutmeg.
Yep. I should win the darwin awards. Or something like that. I really have no excuse. I betrayed others trusts and now my life feels like shit because of it. Remember kids, don't do drugs unless your parents say you can. Il answer questions in ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423522010 | 1423541399 | t3_2vcoao | t5_2to41 | 7 | Airinthegut: TIFU by shaving my ass
This happened this morning, one hour before I had to head out to work. I was in the shower, and for the last week or so I have had the intent to shave my ass because I have taken some pretty serious shits that have made it extremely timely and expensive to wipe my ass - the best way ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423522602 | 1423607200 | t3_2vcpk7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By taking a piss. I now am fearing for my life.
Alright... this might end up being long, but please bear with me here as all advice could prove to be very useful for me.. as I am unsure of how to go about things at the moment.
A little background information to put things into perspective:
Starting ab... | 4 | 1 | |
1423519631 | 1423544976 | t3_2vciq4 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Ifeellikepukingnow: TIFU by taking a swig of my own piss in frony of my mom.
*Front
Well this literally happened like 10 minutes ago and i feel like puking now.
So this morning i really had to take a piss but my brother was in the bathroom. My sleep schedual is really fucked up now so at the time i was tired as shit ... | 6 | 9 | |
1423523155 | 1423547651 | t3_2vcqtk | t5_2to41 | 11 | theofavi: TIFU by staring at a lady at the waterpark
Actually years ago, but:
One time my brother and I were at the water park, hanging out in the wave pool beach area. A strange, lady in a one-piece walked by us and she had a crazed look on her face. It's pretty hard to look disheveled in a one-piece, but she did. Di... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423524164 | 1423524775 | t3_2vcszs | t5_2to41 | 7 | GodLeftMeUnfinished: TIFU by saving 317 GB worth of data to my operating system.
This is a month long fuck up.
In january i received a new fancy Gaming Notebook PC, I am very particular about the things I have on my computers, so I go through my routine of installing all my programs and games. Slowly my Notebook is ge... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423522705 | 1423586762 | t3_2vcpsi | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an alcoholic
Technically a few months of fuck ups.
Back story, have depression, anxiety and just a little crazy.
Every night I drink a lot, whether it's 2 bottles of wine or some spirits. I don't tell anyone because hey that's what alcos do. I have been lying to my SO about the nights when he... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423523153 | 1423613914 | t3_2vcqtg | t5_2to41 | 312 | FiOSGOD: TIFU getting caught with the customers thong
OK.. this is my first TIFU submission.. and I believe it to truly be a FU..
TIFU while I was installing a triple play FiOS for a fairly attractive customer today. If you do not have FiOS, you might not know that the installations can be a bit in depth and fairly lo... | 7 | 44.571429 | |
1423525973 | 1423526329 | t3_2vcwyu | t5_2to41 | 5 | all_i_say_is_a_lie: TIFU by beating my coworkers in poker...
So this actually happened super bowl Sunday, but I'm just now realizing i f'd up pretty bad. Long story short, I'm invited to a $100 buy in tournament, and I end up winning. Then later in the day I get pulled into a $40 tournament and won that as well. Now in... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423521511 | 1423561924 | t3_2vcn6x | t5_2to41 | 23 | mommyIdontWantcancer: TIFU by knocking myself out with a 9 volt battery
Long time lurker here but decided this one maybe worth sharing. Like many others this didn't happen today but when I was 14 years old and like many other youngsters I was lucky enough to have braces.
It was yet another boring day with not much g... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1423526900 | 1423582873 | t3_2vcyxy | t5_2to41 | 0 | NeverCallMeFifi: TIFU by accessing my dead ex's email account
Have spent months trying to get access for our son so we can wrap up the estate. Decided to look at it before giving password to my boy so I could annotate bank and credit account info (READ: snoop because I'm nosy). OMG so glad I looked. For a man who w... | 5 | 0 | |
1423524617 | 1423599242 | t3_2vcu1h | t5_2to41 | 80 | ABadPhotoshop: TIFU by "transferring service" with Comcast. You can't win against pure evil.
The war of my Internet bill rages on. Today's battle was particularly bloody.
About a month ago I moved about 3 miles away and transferred my Comcast Internet and TV service. I have no other choice, or believe me, I would tak... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1423526873 | 1423541265 | t3_2vcyvw | t5_2to41 | 24 | jdherrera9: TIFU by watching youtube by my roommate
So his happened yesterday while I was in my dorm on my computer meandering the interwebs all *alone*. It was a Sunday afternoon, I was bored, I had all my homework done, so I decided to be lazy... So I went to check up on episodes of Good Mythical Morning that I have ... | 10 | 2.4 | |
1423527113 | 1423529429 | t3_2vczdg | t5_2to41 | 6 | dogdog9: TIFU by upholding an agreement
Over the weekend, someone posted an amiibo trade in r/amiibocanada. He's looking for Shulk and offering his Lucario for trade. I have 2 Shulk and no Lucario, so I've responded to the trade and agreed to trade on Monday (today)
This morning I actually remembered to bring my Shul... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423525436 | 1423550140 | t3_2vcvtj | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by Asking A Chinese Boy If He Had Any Brothers or Sisters At Home
This actually happened a couple of summers ago.
I was on a study abroad program on a ship, and Shanghai, China was one of our ports of call. We had an awesome welcoming ceremony by some elementary school kids in a big banquet hall. We ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1423528404 | 1423544005 | t3_2vd1zl | t5_2to41 | 4 | OhYesItWillFit: TIFU by ice skating after a diaper wearing pitbull in my underwear
New pitbull woke me up at 7am to go outside. I rounded up all the dogs and took them out. I forgot to take off the pitbulls diaper (he isn't housebroken yet) and tried to catch him before he pissed in it. I ran outside in nothing but my ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423527369 | 1423537101 | t3_2vczx2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | SkeletronDOTA: TIFU by spilling red ink
It was a normal day in my office and I had my work done so I was goofing around with pens. I ended up breaking a red one and ink splattered all over my arm. The person working in the cubicle 2 away from mine is really sensitive to gore and when I came out of my cubicle to wash it... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423529109 | 1423542669 | t3_2vd3gi | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU: Premium and Unleaded are too different things
Driving today I was greeted by the "delightful" ping alerting me that it was time to buy more gas. This isn't such a sad day anymore thanks to the recent drop in those pesky fuel prices. I recalled passing a station selling gas for 10 cents cheaper. I quick... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423530118 | 1424375829 | t3_2vd5kn | t5_2to41 | 14 | mustangwolf1997: TIFU by blowing up my PSU
My system isn't that great, but it's pretty damn good. I've got an AMD Phenom II x4, 4gb Adata 1333 Ram, 2TB Seagate HHD, a 450w Ultra PSU, and an MSI Geforce GTX 970 Gaming 4G.
Genius me thought it would be a good idea to overclock a 500w min GPU on a shit quality 450w PSU. ... | 13 | 1.076923 | |
1423528154 | 1423531103 | t3_2vd1hl | t5_2to41 | 7 | Wikinger_DXVI: TIFU by opening my laptop this morning
Got up this morning like any other day and after doing my usual morning crap to get the day started I decided to continue working on an assignment for my English class. I opened the laptop, loading screen opened, started to load, and load, and load, and load, and th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423530649 | 1423606346 | t3_2vd6m9 | t5_2to41 | 34 | grilledcheesetots: TIFU by throwing my boyfriend off a bench
This happened about two years ago. So, I'm mildly arachnophobic, but dont scream unless I'm surprised by the spider. As a bit of a dork, i was sitting with my family at the table playing dungeons and dragons. Although he knew i was afraid of spiders, my boyfr... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1423532658 | 1423534666 | t3_2vdawf | t5_2to41 | 6 | cjgmusings: TIFU by screaming at the owner of a laundry mat for cutting the crotches out of my underwear.
This happened a few years back. I used a wash and fold laundry mat down the street weekly. I picked up my laundry like usual, got home and saw ALL of my underwear was in tact except the crotches had been cut out.... | 3 | 2 | |
1423531368 | 1423544586 | t3_2vd850 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by working with my best friends
I work at a large professional service firm and am lucky enough to work with virtually all of my closest friends (or so I thought). Needless to say we aren't the best at keeping things professional with each other around the office.
It's getting late today and my team i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423533183 | 1423534913 | t3_2vdbwi | t5_2to41 | 52 | GeorgisKhan: TIFU by grabbing a women's titty and my boss saw me
This actually happened a couple of years ago when I was 16 working at one of my local department stores. Anyways, I worked at the click or collect counter of this store where people would buy stuff online and come to pick it up saving them the delivery ch... | 8 | 6.5 | |
1423533080 | 1423577525 | t3_2vdbpe | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by wiping my ass [NSFW?]
As most TIFU's this didn't happen today but a few days ago, but what the hey I'll tell you anyways.
So this year I was forced to join the track team. I've run cross country for 4 years but have never done track before, and I'm about to drop both because one they are pure hell a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423534886 | 1423535685 | t3_2vdfds | t5_2to41 | 3 | KoreyFX: TIFU by enjoying Cookie Monster ice cream
ghostly175: Hi KoreyFX, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by enjoying Cookie Monster ice cream*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 11: **All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's the weeken... | 3 | 1 | |
1423503318 | 1649271530 | t3_2vbhk2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | __Albert_Einstein__: TIFU by accidentally snorting Head & Shoulders shampoo
(Yes, this happened today)
So, as per my daily routine, I shower in the morning before going to my college classes. The first thing I do in the shower is wash my hair with Head & Shoulders. As I finished lathering my hair in that lovel... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1423535332 | 1423586733 | t3_2vdg9o | t5_2to41 | 6,363 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be nice to the weird guy at work.
There is this guy at work, we will call him Mark. He seemed weird, but I try to be nice to everyone.
So, last Friday Mark came up to me during lunch and asked me if I had any plans that night. Thinking it was just small talk, I said "Nah, I'll probably jus... | 12 | 530.25 | |
1423536558 | 1423536765 | t3_2vdila | t5_2to41 | 13 | quebecforest: TIFU by replying-all (of a large municipality) with a smart-ass meme.
A coworker had accidentally sent an email to a large internal distribution list of the municipality I work at. The email was to one of her friends or romantic interests and she was giving a guy advice on another girl or suggesting he wa... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423536548 | 1423724055 | t3_2vdikj | t5_2to41 | 3 | kara13: TIFU by deciding to clean out my car.
I moved out of my parents' place at the start of last year. I've moved once again since then. Over the course of these moves, I have accumulated an excess of shit in my car. In a fit of frustration the other night while I was trying to find something, I resolved that Februa... | 3 | 1 | |
1423537442 | 1423537716 | t3_2vdkaa | t5_2to41 | 3 | GnarlyBellyButton69: TIFU by accidentaly 'slapping' my mom. Extremely NSFW
BeerMan684: did her dress flair up ?
GnarlyBellyButton69: Nah, but something else did.
^^^^^im ^^^^^so ^^^^^sorry
| 3 | 1 | |
1423537058 | 1423538769 | t3_2vdjja | t5_2to41 | 5 | Doulich: TIFU by talking philosophy with a smart classmate while the teacher was presenting about Matthew Shepard.
This was many years ago, back when Matthew Shepard was a big topic in the news, to give some context.
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So it's an average day at school, and we're learning civics. The teacher is your average 90s libe... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423537740 | 1423545712 | t3_2vdkve | t5_2to41 | 5 | BombOmbWho: TIFU by dating a girl and Coming Out
Before I start things off, I'm a guy. (Regarding some confusion)
Basically, a few months ago, I met this girl,(a sophomore at the time), in school that was great friends with a classmate of mine. (Us both being Seniors at the time)
Due to school and our hectic class sch... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423538002 | 1423540480 | t3_2vdlde | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking someone out
velvet_drape: It's done and dusted, man. How old are you, btw ?
churchofdogbread: I'm 15
velvet_drape: Ah, ok. If you think you've ruined a great friendship, that's alright. If you think she might want to keep a distance, realize that your efforts to mend the friendship will take ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1423538132 | 1423559023 | t3_2vdlll | t5_2to41 | 91 | RetardAsFuck: TIFU by ignoring my crush
This happened when I was in high school, about 5 years ago. There was this girl that I really liked. She wasn't particularly special - not one of those stereotypical hot girls - just a normal fair girl.
We didn't talk much to eachother. She had her group of friends and I had min... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1423538902 | 1423927357 | t3_2vdn44 | t5_2to41 | 77 | DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI: TIFU by chanting "Crips" at a blood drive.
So the other day I was at school in PE just being the normal boring kid playing basketball with some friends, barely paying attention to what was going on. In the room right next to the gymnasium, there was a school blood drive going on. Our school had a gu... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1423539059 | 1423573611 | t3_2vdnfq | t5_2to41 | 1 | JWPeterson0911: TIFU by laughing at my teacher
TIFU So this was probably 2-3 weeks ago. I was sitting in World History and all of the sudden two girls who had been arguing loudly the day before just started swinging at each other while the sub (we'll call her Mrs. X) was grading papers. Of course when this happened I w... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1423540113 | 1423568693 | t3_2vdpft | t5_2to41 | 187 | pej1025: TIFU by letting my 4 year old fart on my head
So I was sitting on my couch trying to find something for us to watch on the tube after dinner. My son was in a derpy mood, hanging and climbing on the couch. I usually call him out when he starts climbing on the furniture but didn't this time. He decides to c... | 7 | 26.714286 | |
1423540164 | 1423541266 | t3_2vdpjh | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by being arrested for having a crush on a girl.
The girl, let's call her Emily, was in my 8th grade math class. We went to school from kindergarten on, but that was the only class I ever had with her. I also moved before high school, but not very far, so I still hang out with a few friends from junior h... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1423541497 | 1423543785 | t3_2vds16 | t5_2to41 | 28 | accidentalbuttslave: TIFU by trapping myself in a friend's apartment with a buttplug in my ass all day
Zer0Hour1: Bring spare clothes to bathroom
Remove/clean plug
Change clothes
Wrap plug in dirty clothes
Put clothes/plug in suitcase
???
3-some
DrNastyHobo: >3-some
With butt plug and tooth brush
| 3 | 9.333333 | |
1423541461 | 1423571861 | t3_2vdrym | t5_2to41 | 14 | leetkrewgoose: TIFU by taking my gun to a kids park.
I live in Arizona and you can carry whatever you want without a license. I open carry a .45 and you'd be surprised how many nut jobs are around. If you honk your horn at a green light people will come up to your car (happened twice and I've lived here for 6 months. ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1423540973 | 1425195924 | t3_2vdr30 | t5_2to41 | 520 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about something I shouldn't.
Was out for dinner with my wife, best friend, and his gf. His gf on a good day is annoying as shit. I need to drink to be around her, otherwise I can't handle it. She's brutal.
So we're out for dinner, and I notice she has a mustache. Now let me define mustache ... | 14 | 37.142857 | |
1423542598 | 1423542841 | t3_2vdu0u | t5_2to41 | 6 | ireallyfuckedup10: TIFU by blacking out, spending 400 bucks, getting in a fight and losing my girlfriend.
TIFU by having horrible will power. Okay this is a throwaway account due to personal reasons, but besides that i will give a little back story and then jump straight to the point.
I am a 22 year old male and i ha... | 3 | 2 | |
1423540071 | 1423576404 | t3_2vdpcz | t5_2to41 | 3 | xMantisx: TIFU refilling an ink cartridge.
This is my first post here, please forgive my formatting.
So here I am refilling the ink jet printer finished with black cartridge and moving onto the color. I have the provided hypodermic needle in hand filled with ink, I finish emptying it into the blue side of the cartridg... | 3 | 1 | |
1423538769 | 1423547061 | t3_2vdmv3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | putzmarie: TIFU by looking for phone in the dark
Happened about a year ago.
I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. His room is in the basement of his apartment, so when it's night and the lights are off, it's literally a black hole! So anyways, I wanted to grab my phone to set an alarm for the next morning. I knew exa... | 3 | 1 | |
1423544159 | 1423586714 | t3_2vdwtw | t5_2to41 | 2,310 | DrankHotSauce-Regret: TIFU by drinking an entire bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce at a job interview in a failed attempt to be impressive.
I have had a number of job interviews recently that went poorly and did not result in securing employment.
I started to think I needed to do something during an interview to really s... | 9 | 256.666667 | |
1423544263 | 1423576874 | t3_2vdwzw | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheManWithoutAPie: TIFU by informing my entire school of my best friends' crush.
So, my friend had told me a couple of months ago about his crush. Today, I was chilling with him and I brought up the idea of me sending a valentine to her in his name. He began to joke with me, some of our other friends came along and ask... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423544686 | 1423576626 | t3_2vdxsl | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my whole class my breakfast
Well, Reddit, it seems as though I've finally had a life experience worthy of this lovely Sub.
Last week I was diagnosed with strep throat and so have been on antibiotics for the past week. Since these antibiotics work best when not mixed with alcohol (which can ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423544658 | 1423759749 | t3_2vdxr3 | t5_2to41 | 953 | Doghair_inmybeard: TIFU by missing subtle hints from a girl.
So, this happened a few years ago, when i was in high school. This girl i knew calls me and asks me what i'm doing (we had a few days off to prepare for tests).
I tell her "nothing much, just chilling" since no one was home, she asks me if she could come t... | 15 | 63.533333 | |
1423544006 | 1423547547 | t3_2vdwkc | t5_2to41 | 7 | sailirish7: TIFU - by not liking dinner
ContrarySnivy: Why was she crying because you didn't like the meal **you** prepared?
sailirish7: Because....pregnancy
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423542872 | 1423547333 | t3_2vduhy | t5_2to41 | 7 | kaddusingh: TIFU by by getting a new laptop stolen
MissSara13: Do you have renter's insurance?
kaddusingh: No, I live in India. I don't even know whether such a thing exists here!
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423546311 | 1423575385 | t3_2ve0ls | t5_2to41 | 7 | Mike111898: TIFU by forgetting about my friends disability, yay.
Let me preface this, I'm a 16 year old in his sophomore year of high school This happened about 30 minutes ago. I'm in this group chat with some friends. My friend, we'll call him David because that's his name and none of you guys are ever going to actua... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423546690 | 1423550187 | t3_2ve198 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by....
theofavi: she should have given you the ol' sockeye
Boats_and_Os: I am the pink eye ninja. I fart on pillows as you go about your day.
theofavi: It's alright, chum.
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1423527620 | 1423599309 | t3_2vd0g4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | mxracer888: TIFU By using copy/paste at work
Well Reddit, time for my go at a fuck up. (This literally happened minutes ago)
I work at a call center, and luckily this call center has a pretty lineant policy that allows me to cruise the web so long as there arent a hundred calls waiting.
So, naturally I spend quite ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423547382 | 1423625307 | t3_2ve2bm | t5_2to41 | 69 | birdsatemyface_: TIFU by giving my own car keys away at a show.
I went to the Blood Brothers show and found a set of car keys on the ground. I picked them up, thinking how badly that would suck to lose my own keys. I held them up in the air and waved them around multiple times, no one claimed them. At the end of the sh... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1423548035 | 1423548855 | t3_2ve3a2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Fhyrestar: TIFU by nearly choking to death on mucus
Title, this is a short one. I have bad allergies; I often have to cough out mucus. While I was sleeping, a giant puddle of mucus formed in the back of my neck and I started choking. My fade was purple and I passed out in the bathroom.
the_vanilla_bear: Heh heh gross
F... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423547218 | 1423551601 | t3_2ve238 | t5_2to41 | 10 | nezzy1234: TIFU by trying to text while ice fishing
Okay, so this didn't happen today, but about a week ago. My dad and I went to the lake, we have a pretty small ice house. I'm texting my girl while prepping the lines and I have to run out to the car to grab a weight so it can reach the bottom. When I get up I natural... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423549789 | 1423552398 | t3_2ve5ws | t5_2to41 | 5 | munkindonuts: TIFU by thinking it was a good idea to snort a Tylenol PM.
So this was about 7 years ago when I was a teenager and a drug addict. Thankfully I'm neither of those things now and haven't been for quite a while. But, seeing as I was both then, I was in prime condition to make some stupid decisions. Here's ju... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423549924 | 1423552360 | t3_2ve64r | t5_2to41 | 3 | ringdingdam: TIFU by ruining an engagement and catching my cheating boyfriend
ghostly175: Hi ringdingdam, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by ruining an engagement and catching my cheating boyfriend*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 1. All fuck-ups must be ori... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423543391 | 1423570692 | t3_2vdvh0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheNegroSuave: TIFU by buying a new television
So yes this just happened and I'm still just numb to it. So for a little background. I was the victim of an assault by unsupervised minors. Ended up with a bit of a settlement. Settlement check is on the way and I just got my tax refund check. Normally I'm pretty ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423551867 | 1423553076 | t3_2ve8ph | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being accidentally racist while supervising a children's birthday party.
Okay so I am the new manager at a "build-a-bear-type" of place. We do birthday parties, and today was my first one. As you could imagine, it was madness --every kid was crowded around the fluff machine and fighting over who got ... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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