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1423551806 | 1423592380 | t3_2ve8mq | t5_2to41 | 6 | o5mfiHTNsH748KVq: TIFU by leaving my cloud service running for 509 hours
I just received a $330 bill for my Azure Media Service where I spent 30 minutes this month playing with streaming my webcam and playing learning the new features.
The worst part is that Azure bills directly to my checking account, so the money i... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1423554114 | 1423660532 | t3_2vebf7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU: I told the girl I love about my feelings
Well, this happened minutes ago. I told her, over chat of all places, that I like her. A lot. In reality I love her, but the situation is a little more complicated then that.
She was somehow able to deduce that I like her a lot. We've been extremely close frien... | 4 | 3 | |
1423555139 | 1423557148 | t3_2veck3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | theghostinmaking: TIFU: By staying up late
Hello r/tifu. First post on this subreddit so yeah. Alright story time.
So tonight I decided to stay up late to study for test that could change my
grade. After about like one hour of studying, I decided to go wash my face, brush my teeth etc. After I did all of that, I wen... | 3 | 3 | |
1423538815 | 1423567966 | t3_2vdmyi | t5_2to41 | 4 | qwerty12qwerty: TIFU by being 20 and just realizing that when I was 5 my family put our dog down.
I was obsessed with the movie fox and the hound in which a hunter has a hunting dog. So after our dog got ran over by a milk truck, he had to get his leg amputated.
A few months later, my mom tells little 5 year old me t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423554554 | 1424733612 | t3_2vebx2 | t5_2to41 | 575 | BinghamL: TIFU by letting a car go through a gate before me at Comcast
This happened to me at work today. I'm a local truck driver and had a delivery to a Comcast location I've been to several times before. They have a gate to enter their premises which has a key pad to open or they can open it remotely inside.
Typica... | 9 | 63.888889 | |
1423555230 | 1423556700 | t3_2vecol | t5_2to41 | 7 | Pottstick: TIFU by being a hatchet wielding maniac.
So I haven't exactly had the best week. A whole bunch of personal shit hit the fan and I wasn't feeling very good about any of it. So last night I decided "fuck it, I'll just go get drunk in the bush behind my house by myself". You can see already how this was not a v... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423556909 | 1423590153 | t3_2veegs | t5_2to41 | 191 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at my girlfriends phone!
ksl7: You didn't fuck up. In fact, you just saved yourself a lot of time. 5 years is a long time, and if she is unfaithful now, then who knows how long she has been doing it for?
Like others said, take a screen shot, send it to yourself, and confront her about it. I... | 6 | 31.833333 | |
1423557348 | 1423599722 | t3_2veevc | t5_2to41 | 11 | Derpathon_Runner: TIFU by trying to help a baseball mom
Before track practice today I was with a teammate, standing at the top of the bleachers, and watching the first baseball game of the season. I looked over and saw two empty bleacher seats, with a stack of electronics. The pile consisted of a wifi box on top of a b... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423559928 | 1423694964 | t3_2vehfa | t5_2to41 | 176 | [deleted]: TIFU by not closing my window, house door, or computer
All of this literally just happened today
My parents had just left the house and I'm hanging out with my girlfriend at my place. We had just finished a meeting online with a class we're both in, and she suddenly shoves the laptop aside and pushes me ont... | 6 | 29.333333 | |
1423548155 | 1423609262 | t3_2ve3h1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | bokk6: TIFU by making a guy think i was taking a picture of his prosthetic leg
so last night my friend was telling me that he really wanted to play a good rpg, and today when i went to the local game store i saw an ad for dark souls 2 on ps4 and xbox one and i quickly took out my phone to take a picture and send it to ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423560751 | 1423604174 | t3_2vei9n | t5_2to41 | 159 | MisterJasonC: TIFU by not taking the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS hints from a girl.
As is standard for this sub, this did not happen today. It happened ~3 years ago, when I was 19.
I was working on a transfer degree from a local community college. I enrolled in a General Chemistry course. My lab partner was a sexy little Vietn... | 11 | 14.454545 | |
1423559261 | 1423966078 | t3_2vegru | t5_2to41 | 162 | BvbArmy92: TIFU by not washing my hands (NSFW?)
This happened all of 15 minutes ago and I am still feeling the tingles.
Tonight started out meh. I've been sick all day and haven't had energy enough to clean much so I lazed around as much as possible. Come night time I have gotten some of my energy back and decided to ... | 13 | 12.461538 | |
1423562273 | 1423578158 | t3_2vejru | t5_2to41 | 9 | ITwink70: TIFU by not washing my face
CookieWarrior: I got confused when you said she came on your face so I searched it up and apparently girls can come :P
gohei: well it could also be just wetness from her pussy but yes girls can squirt
CookieWarrior: my life is a lie...
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1423528792 | 1423593814 | t3_2vd2tg | t5_2to41 | 5 | Amberwind2001: TIFU by going on a road trip
Reposting this, after being directed over from elsewhere. This is an old story, but it's grown to legendary status amongst my friends, and as such I thought you guys would appreciate it.
*Note: Names are changed to protect anyone in this story who grew up to have a real care... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423563510 | 1423569443 | t3_2vel1u | t5_2to41 | 4 | Bard_of_Hope: TIFU by trusting my boyfriend.
Spidermachine916: wow that sucks, sorry to hear that. may i ask... he *walks* from state to state?
Bard_of_Hope: Yes his first time was from Florida to Ohio then Florida to Kentucky and now Kentucky to Florida.
ultimatetifu: Is his name Forrest Gump?
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1423564462 | 1423648273 | t3_2velyf | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friend that she looks like another girl I know
So *technically* this isn't a TIFU since it happened last week, so LWIFU? Anyway, a female friend of mine has some issues with her self-esteem, particularly her physical appearance. She is attractive but is unable to believe it. She occasio... | 4 | 2 | |
1423563350 | 1423567460 | t3_2vekw3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by using scissors
I usually shave with a razor but today I ran out of them, so I decided to use scissors instead. Doing the top, sides and then my scrotum. That's where I fucked up. I cut my scrotum. Currently sitting behind my computer writing this with a piece of toilet paper attached to my balls with... | 3 | 1 | |
1423562388 | 1423578114 | t3_2vejw8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | notaflyingdinosaur: TIFU could be improved
I'm not new to reddit really, but haven't really looked into it more than how to post/comment, but I don't know where this should go.
Basically I think there should be two title starters:
-TIFU for things that happened today,
-IFU for past experiences.
It would mean we woul... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423566400 | 1423567772 | t3_2venxk | t5_2to41 | 11 | holgenberg: TIFU by being victim to my housemates drunken bath.
So last night I decided not to go out with my housemates. I had an 11 hour day at University the next day and wanted to get some sleep and yinno... Not feel like shit.
Anyways, I manage to get 2 hours of sleep before I hear one of my housemates come in. I... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423567959 | 1423580454 | t3_2vephp | t5_2to41 | 12 | Teddie1056: TIFU by aggressively blowing out a scented candle
I am about to go to bed. I went to blow out my vanilla candle and did it with the force of a great typhoon. The hot wax splashed out and covered me. My face and hand hurt. I yelped and woke my dog.
NegativePenguin: Wax burns like hell. I had an ex who wanted... | 4 | 3 | |
1423566148 | 1423571285 | t3_2venos | t5_2to41 | -1 | Flarash: TIFU: Golden Shower over the bridge
This was in new years eve
Heads note, sorry for my englando.
My friends and i went out for a couple of drinks. "Couple" is the keyword i never trained myself to follow, so .. a couple turned out to be a lot.
We joined the masses over the streets as the countdown was reachi... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1423569934 | 1423571114 | t3_2verks | t5_2to41 | 5 | thelivingdead44: TIFU By going to class and getting ambushed on the way.
Well,let me start by stating that this actually happened today.
Today was like any other day.I usually go to class at 1 pm but there's also a class at 12 pm which I usually don't attend but my Mom told me that I should go and I didn't really want... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423570208 | 1423619013 | t3_2verva | t5_2to41 | 1,388 | MickeBrandman: TIFU by laughing at starving African children.
So this FU literally happened a couple of minutes ago.
I was sitting in class browsing TIFU when i came across the post about the guy who thought it would be a good idea to chug a bottle of hot sauce during an interview. After reading it me and my friend co... | 8 | 173.5 | |
1423535812 | 1423597146 | t3_2vdh5u | t5_2to41 | 13 | inspiredman: TIFU by accidentally picking up a guy
It is around this week that this incident happened two years ago, so I thought I'd share with you all!
When I first moved back to the city of my college days, most of my friends were already gone or in relationships. I had one Russian friend that was still in school a... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423570264 | 1423571795 | t3_2verxe | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU thinking viagra was tylenol
So backtracking (this was a TIFU from...8th grade. I was a late bloomer), we had to write a poem book for block class. Of course, being the procrastinator I am, I waited until the last possible second to do this assignment. We were supposed to write poems from themes given al... | 3 | 2 | |
1423569948 | 1423573770 | t3_2verl9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | MissKittti: TIFU by forgetting to feed the cat
I slept all day after pulling an all nighter ( FU Uni), and didn't wake up so the cat didn't get fed. oh crap.
no_1knows: When I forget to feed my cat, he knocks as much shit over he can, makes the most possible noise, basically threatens to tear the whole place down. Con... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423570986 | 1423601868 | t3_2vesr7 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving friend access to my reddit
It's lunch time, I am browsing reddit and laughing hysterically at some of the front page fuck ups. Anyways, this fiend of mine is fairly new, met her in sept 2014 at work, she asks me what's so funny so without thinking I show her. (Using my ipad) Obviously my usern... | 5 | 5 | |
1423571102 | 1423577941 | t3_2vesvu | t5_2to41 | 5 | FappingAcidBathPrinc: TIFU at customs
So I have been on a family trip for a month and just got to the airport to leave for home. Not having a chance to wash clothes and being in Egypt my stomache has been unsettled to say the least. Only have one pair of pants left . And stained ones in my hand luggage. I forgot to put... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423570303 | 1423653361 | t3_2verzz | t5_2to41 | 5 | WannaBuildASpaceman: TIFU by waking up to an old man
Whats up Reddit. I hope you guys get some sort of sick joy out of my total mess of a weekend (the one just gone - know its not today that I fucked up, but it's pretty epic still). Be prepared for a long post.
So, I wake up on Saturday morning fresh as anything afte... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423571892 | 1423574484 | t3_2vetun | t5_2to41 | 11 | artist55: TIFU by pouring a glass of milk
This happened about five minutes ago
It all started whenI was analysing a film for a school project. The movie was long, so I went out to the kitchen to get myself a glass of milk to settle my stomach. I bring my laptop with the movie playing on it out to the kitchen so I coul... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423572685 | 1423574729 | t3_2veuto | t5_2to41 | 2 | CrimsonThief: TIFU by waving someone who was waving someone else
First Post on TIFU anyway there is a girl who usually wave's to me and the most of the time I kinda ignore her by thinking she is waving to someone else ,so this time I thought I shouldn't do this anymore a few hours later me and my friend were talking t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423573597 | 1423586523 | t3_2vew1q | t5_2to41 | 9 | itsmeatwork: TIFU by thinking I created a clever username but instead it turned out gay
So I don't use my personal Reddit username at work because..well..no one should have to see what I look at on Reddit at home.
So I just made one that I thought read "it's-me-at-work."
Instead it reads /u/itsmeatwork or "its meat w... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423573613 | 1423669113 | t3_2vew29 | t5_2to41 | 4 | notmarknotmark: TIFU by inviting this loser at work to laser tag
So his guy at work, lets call him Jamie, looked like the kind of guy who has never experienced THE ADRENALINE PUMP of LT. SO last Friday I saw Jamie sitting his lunch in a posture where he was not ready for a surprise attack (which is another way i knew h... | 4 | 1 | |
1423574325 | 1423585485 | t3_2vewv1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Axemic: TIFU by sawing a human head off in University lab
flubujab: Enjoy your time in jail. If you're lucky, then maybe you will skate by with community service only.
Axemic: 10 years, still at large :P
But yes, we were that stupid.
EDIT: But actually no, med students are always asked to take the remains to furnac... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423574130 | 1423614121 | t3_2vewjl | t5_2to41 | 549 | purple3lephant: TIFU by offering a pregnant lady my seat on the train
This happened last Friday but I still cringe everytime I think about it. I was on my way back home from work and I normally commute by train. It really annoys me when people don't offer their seats to the elderly/pregnant/people who really need it an... | 10 | 54.9 | |
1423574895 | 1423580617 | t3_2vexpe | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu and now I don't know what to do
People looking for laughs, I don't find this funny at all and you probably wont either.
I'm going to give you some background information to start this off.
I am a 16 year old Canadian exchange student living in japan and i really fucked up. I don't know what to do an... | 3 | 3 | |
1423575584 | 1423584755 | t3_2veyoi | t5_2to41 | 7 | positronus: TIFU By talking with my neighbor about gym
Happened earlier today.
Walked my daughter to the bus stop to go to school in the morning. Bus comes, I say bye and walk back home and see my neighbor in his car. He joined my gym last summer and we start talking about how hard it is to make it a routine. He says,... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423576273 | 1423627600 | t3_2vezpa | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my boyfriend SWTOR subscription
This happened not too long ago; a few hours earlier. My boyfriend and our best friend has been getting really into the Star Wars MMO. My boyfriend not having his own card yet and only having cash in hand as well as his birthday had come up, I thought buy him sub... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1423573776 | 1423663337 | t3_2vewav | t5_2to41 | 176 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting a 5ton army truck burried in 3 feet of mud and carried 8,000lbs of fuel single highhandedly through the woods because of an innocuous paperwork error.
Happened a few years back but what the hell I'll share it because of the ridiculous day ruining proportions of this fuckup.
I'm a military qu... | 5 | 35.2 | |
1423575505 | 1423607541 | t3_2veykw | t5_2to41 | 18 | ScumbagLaurence: TIFU by making a terrible pun
This happened about 5 minutes ago, so yay, bonus points for me, right?
So, basically I am someone who loves shit puns and find I have to make at least 5 puns a day. Today starts like any other day, wake up go downstairs and do some uni work. All's good. One of my housemat... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1423578161 | 1423638021 | t3_2vf2w5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Xxxn00bpwnR69xxX: TIFU by trying to talk to a girl
So I was at a school dance (I'm a sophomore in high school, 15 y/o). I was confident as fuck the whole time, like, cocaine level confident. So I decided I was going to talk to this really pretty freshman girl. So usually, she's really pretty, but dresses like shit, but... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1423578190 | 1423715019 | t3_2vf2ya | t5_2to41 | 22 | wkhcjkncbkjahbukcbkq: TIFU by bringing beer to a baby's first birthday.
Trow away because my buddy might find my main one day.
So yeah. I have a good buddy. We've been buds for almost 10 years at this point. In the time we started out being party animals. Back in college we drank and smoked weed until one of us passe... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1423578711 | 1423589058 | t3_2vf3v2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | AlexRegretsNothing: TIFU By letting my girlfriend pick our Valentines activity.
ThatGuyGetsIt: Gave up on paragraphs after the first one, eh?
AlexRegretsNothing: Reddit reads text weird isn't my fault I promise
ThatGuyGetsIt: Oh but it is your fault, sir. Reddit has [formatting instructions.](https://www.reddit.com/wi... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423579924 | 1423611697 | t3_2vf5pb | t5_2to41 | 4 | ThrowAwayIdiotEsq: TIFU and made my school install security cameras
So this happened when I was a sophomore or junior in high school (12-13 years ago).
Also, like the other TIFU I posted on this throw-away account, this stems from my anger management issues. I realize I was in the wrong, and I'm not looking for valida... | 4 | 1 | |
1423574773 | 1423607187 | t3_2vexhc | t5_2to41 | 8 | legitkid: TIFU by joining the debate team
Before beginning, this post isn't as funny as many of the others. I'm mainly trying to seek some advice. Also, I'm in grade eleven.
I have a stutter. It's not as severe as those extreme cases you see in documentaries, but it's sure enough to make my day-to-day life a bit more ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423580747 | 1423585953 | t3_2vf7al | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming up with a witty retort
This instance wasn't actually today, it was yesterday. Still counts though, right?
So yesterday I was wearing long pants (but they were mega thin) and a long sleeve shirt because I thought it was going to be cool. It wasn't. It was like, 63 degrees Farenheit. For those ... | 4 | 1 | |
1423581412 | 1423587236 | t3_2vf8jj | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by being honest with my wife
After a long time together, over a decade, I admitted to my wife that I had bisexual experiences before we got together.
At first the reaction was "Ok...that's cool, whatever" and it quickly turned into an issue of 'HOW COULD YOU NOT TRUST ME!!!" which is turning into what ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1423582395 | 1423601662 | t3_2vfahh | t5_2to41 | 27 | phantomthrowaway9: TIFU by accidentally telling my mother I was high.
Oh shit, Reddit. I fucked UP.
I am not working today. I am at home and I am stoned. I sent my mom a text which I meant for my boyfriend, telling him I was high. My mom replied, asking if I was alright - I didn't know what to do, I went nonchalent a... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1423582541 | 1423595096 | t3_2vfarc | t5_2to41 | 6 | BigAlbinoRhino: TIFU by being an idiotic teenage boy.
I was over at a friend's house for a cast party that marked the end of a most terrible show called "Wonderland." It started off really chill, but escalated pretty quickly to being crazy. At least as crazy as us introverts who don't abuse substances get.
A little wh... | 3 | 2 | |
1423582057 | 1423587535 | t3_2vf9sx | t5_2to41 | 4 | kurtcobain94: TIFU by not taking a college test in high school.
This actually happened roughly about 2 months ago. Keep in mind, I am in the 11th grade.
**Background:**
The principal announced this morning that a lady would come to school today and call the entire 11th grade into the cafeteria to take a test. Passing ... | 4 | 1 | |
1423580877 | 1423607446 | t3_2vf7j3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Drive-Thru: TIFU by thinking a girl couldn't hear me.
A little background first. This was back in high school and it was a FU building for about a couple of months. So my high school had a great deaf education program and kids from all over would come to my high school for that sole reason. That being said my high s... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1423583159 | 1423584513 | t3_2vfbxt | t5_2to41 | 3 | hairloser123: TIFU by using Old Spice..
To begin this FU is currently happening, and has been occurring for the past 2 weeks, so yeah onto the story shall we
So I'm an 18 y/o male, and I attend university.We have midterms right now and I had an exam last Friday, yesterday and this Friday too (I'm basically trying to ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423584810 | 1423585820 | t3_2vffcj | t5_2to41 | 3 | ChaosFerret: TIFU by turning my graphics to Ultra
So back story, in a nutshell, all my life I have been on a constant life struggle, insert sob story of very hard broken life. Going into detail would make this post incredibly long.
3 years ago I met my now fiance, and my fiance has been nothing but the shining light... | 3 | 1 | |
1423584544 | 1423609033 | t3_2vfes2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | PonyZagger: TIFU By playing Scrabble
Okay so this happened around yesterday noon.
First off, a little back-story: I'm dating this girl who is probably the most good-hearted person I have ever met. She's generally really nice to a lot of people and is hyper-friendly, so I thought "Hey, what if I'm really nice and open... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1423584407 | 1423585932 | t3_2vfegm | t5_2to41 | 4 | CommonMatt: TIFU by taking the bus
So I haven't gone by public transportation In years and I mean 3-4 years so yesterday my bike broke down and the only option is to take the bus, the bus costs 20kr in Sweden so I a 20 bill but couldn't find another one so I took coins, everything went smoothly on my trip to work but m... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423585772 | 1423597154 | t3_2vfhg6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By mistakenly reposting a pic from /r/GoneWild.
kiwi_commander: So you lost imaginary internet points?
AlphaQall: Chris Hardwick'll fix it.
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1423586900 | 1423619067 | t3_2vfjui | t5_2to41 | 8,841 | MisterSikes: TIFU by walking to school.
As everyone knows, school can get to us. Every morning i struggle to wake up and get out of the house in time to catch my bus. This morning in particular, was very different.
I woke up and frantically checked my clock, because i was late yesterday. Through my groggy eyes, all i... | 27 | 327.444444 | |
1423585769 | 1423616794 | t3_2vfhg0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | llawson20: TIFU by sending a pic to a girl
Okay she amazing and I'm so stupid. Even as an Engineer, I still don't plan things out... It didn't seem like much to me. I just took a "shirtless" douchebag picture and it back fired becaise she open the snap and then didn't response. I don't even know why I did it... and aft... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1423585134 | 1423675712 | t3_2vfg20 | t5_2to41 | 276 | TickleMeElmStreet: TIFU on $2 Tequila night
This story will begin towards the end of a night of drinking. When you spend ~$140 on $2 Tequila night, you know you may have drank too much. Anyways...
The bar does its last call around 2AM and my friend and I decide its time to head out. We get in our taxi and head home.... | 9 | 30.666667 | |
1423587174 | 1423616543 | t3_2vfkhl | t5_2to41 | 497 | AtotheT153: TIFU by inadvertently making an ejaculating flame thrower
Today in chemistry class we were carrying out an experiment - alkali hydrolysis of carboxylic acids if you must know - which involves slowly heating a mixture of fairly nasty chemicals under a condenser (essentially a heating vessel feeding into a ve... | 8 | 62.125 | |
1423585568 | 1423637467 | t3_2vfgy3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | cyclingthrowawayhair: TIFU by cycling (NSFW)
So I recently started cycling to school. Unfortunately I don't always have time to change completely when I get there, so I frequently just stay in the same sweaty clothes I cycled in. Which led to this painful itching sensation and yellowish discharge in my vaginal area - y... | 3 | 2 | |
1423582113 | 1423602155 | t3_2vf9xe | t5_2to41 | 10 | Darkdestroyer87: TIFU by saying a girl was going bald when we actually has alopecia
Ok first of I'm a longish time watcher and though I may have something to add.
My story actually happened last year, bearing in mind I'm not the most sensitive person and my brain doesn't catch up with my mouth, it started when I was i... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423587924 | 1423601787 | t3_2vfm5v | t5_2to41 | 49 | Joemamauggly: TIFU by trying to be a fucking samurai
so this actually happened when i was 15 and its coming close to the two year anniversary of my biggest fuck up so i thought id share it with the world.
just like any other day i came home from school and did absolutely nothing. it was a Friday so i called my friends... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1423576335 | 1423652025 | t3_2vezsn | t5_2to41 | 45 | Lian_Yu: TIFU by accidentally switching on talkback on my way to work.
TIFU by accidentally switching on talk back on my way to work, probably lost the company a huge client and lost all respect of my co-workers and boss and possibly getting fired.
This fuck up began when I left my house for work this morning.
Upon le... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1423589911 | 1423628569 | t3_2vfql6 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Plznofood: TIFU by pretending to have Tourettes
Long time lurker here, finally decided to ball up and post this after years of embarrassment.
This happened way back in middle school where I was a cheeky young lad just living the ignorant life that most middle schoolers live. At the end of a fairly average school day my... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1423591045 | 1423594530 | t3_2vft79 | t5_2to41 | 16 | DeckyDoodles: TIFU by comparing subreddits with a prospective date.
~~*Obligatory comment of why I'm using an original/throwaway account*~~
 
So, I registered with an online dating site last week (Perhaps this was my fuck up). I was honestly clicking through profiles weighing up pros and cons of each person ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1423590921 | 1423600369 | t3_2vfswf | t5_2to41 | 22 | Schaeffa: TIFU by feeding the ducks
This happened way back in 1999 when I was 10, but it’s my favorite story about my life so I decided to post it.
It was early January and my family was taking a trip out to Maryland to visit my grandma. After navigating BWI, getting our rental car, and heading up to Manchester, we we... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1423590459 | 1423611041 | t3_2vfru8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | SirAwesum98: TIFU by being an awkward idiot.
TIFU by being an awkward idiot.
This is more of a story than a TIFU. Hopefully you like it? it was still kind of a FU though.
This whole thing started about a month or two ago. I asked a girl out that I really like a while ago. She agreed to a group date, although I'm not ... | 5 | 2 | |
1423590500 | 1423597695 | t3_2vfrxs | t5_2to41 | 16 | TheAntiSocialSloth: TIFU by leaving my Bunsen burner on the blue flame.
So we had chemistry today, we were doing some crude oil cracking stuff. The teacher got me to hold the bunsen burner under the crude oil as he explained it all to the class and then he told me that was fine and it was heated enough.
So I put the b... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1423591868 | 1423629220 | t3_2vfv4c | t5_2to41 | 322 | white_butterfly1: TIFU by launching a laptop in a business meeting.
I've been in my new job now for a few days over a month so it's not the best time for me to fuck up. I got invited to an IT meeting so me and my TL could explain to the head of IT, our manager and the regional director some stuff regarding the app we'r... | 10 | 32.2 | |
1423591102 | 1423633002 | t3_2vftbv | t5_2to41 | 253 | thecouchpundit: TIFU by trying to pay it forward to a menstrating woman
[ed: spelling in title: menstruating]
There's a new neighborhood market near our home. It's very convenient but it has self check-out for most of the registers. This means, it may take a while to process a full cart.
The woman behind me had only... | 6 | 42.166667 | |
1423592063 | 1423595441 | t3_2vfvka | t5_2to41 | 6 | misondurstud: TIFU by eating breakfast in my office
So I brought food to work today and it's Asian food that i love. I do know that it smells, but thinking that my closed office door was all I needed to prevent the smell from going out to my neighbors, I happily ate my food. Unfortunately, there are vents that connect ... | 3 | 2 | |
1423592841 | 1423601485 | t3_2vfxfm | t5_2to41 | 4 | ContrarySnivy3: TIFU by loving Pikachu too much
saxophonefartmaster: This has to be fake. If it isn't, I need to see pics of Pikachu.
I will say, however, that this is the most entertaining fuck up of all time, for me at least.
jductape: Is there a short recap you can deliver as the post has been removed.
saxophonef... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1423587698 | 1423667061 | t3_2vfln8 | t5_2to41 | 46 | daka420: TIFU because I just wanted some water
So, for some background, I was in Quebec (that's in Canada) on a ski vacation with a group of friends. It being me and skiing I promptly broke my pointer finger on my left hand and had it put in a cast. The fuck up comes when we all decide to go out to the bar scene and im... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1423593214 | 1423594323 | t3_2vfya3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MistahZig: TIFU by recycling
We decided to rent a cottage for 2 weeks during the summer. We have a somewhat big family so we had to pack our van and mother-in-law’s car to make the trip.
My GF being an environment-conscious person, she decided that we would bring back recyclable items to the city instead of throwing ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423594115 | 1423598632 | t3_2vg0a1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by failing at scrambled eggs
So I wanted to make something simple for dinner and I usually never cook (living with my parents and all)...naturally I went with the one thing no body can fuck up (or so I thought) scrambled eggs.
first things first, I turn on the stove and put a pan on and a drop of oil.... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423594146 | 1423601349 | t3_2vg0cb | t5_2to41 | 6 | pikachupenetrator: TIFU by loving Pikachu too much.
Its_Just_Luck: i want to believe, the very best..
reddburn: To catch them is my real test.
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1423593517 | 1423594714 | t3_2vfyyt | t5_2to41 | 8 | curiouscat23: TIFU by forgetting to wash my hands after cooking with dried chilli
So today, I decided some hot chocolate would be in order. I started heating up the milk, melting the dark chocolate combining them, adding some pinches of ginger and cinnamon. I waited for it to get really hot and thought, I need this cho... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423595720 | 1423600038 | t3_2vg15d | t5_2to41 | 9 | chitown8569: Cool story little boy, now grow up
Dwight--Schrute: I've grown up. And That was like 9 years ago. Can't you fcking read?
chitown8569: Yes I can. And you can't spell.
Dwight--Schrute: Sorry, I misspelled the word fucking you stupid fuck. Are you satisfied now? You can also downvote me if that what makes y... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1423594255 | 1423596844 | t3_2vg0m9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwawayffg1: TIFU by picking up the phone
So i just got home and i went on the laptop as usual when i got a call from someone so i picked it up expecting to be one of my asshole friends prank calling me from a new sim..... It was a northener i live in greater London this is when i should have realized its not my frie... | 3 | 1 | |
1423596259 | 1423601152 | t3_2vg55p | t5_2to41 | 54 | MixLync: TIFU by using the code word.
So at school me and my mate use a codeword/ gangsign for ass. Angle. Started in a maths lesson. Anyway, apparently this one girl figured this out, I was talking to | insert name here | about this amazing angle the teacher had, when promptly, this one girl told the whole class. I go... | 6 | 9 | |
1423595773 | 1423668506 | t3_2vg3xw | t5_2to41 | 98 | EvilNiko89: TIFU by laughing at the worst moment ever.
I never actually had an experience worthy og a TIFU post but I think this one is good enough.
So 2 days ago my uncle died, I wasn't too pissed nor sad since he spent most of his time in canada and he got back to US shortly before his death, I only saw him about tw... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1423599355 | 1423613338 | t3_2vg6vp | t5_2to41 | 10 | well_rounded: How is this at all relevant?
Raven1586: Because you seem to care about what your father thinks about your alleged college employment.
well_rounded: Jesus you people take this stuff too seriously. I think it's reasonable to not want your father to falsely believe you were a stripper.
Raven1586: Not sayin... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1423597235 | 1423598201 | t3_2vg6ru | t5_2to41 | 6 | dose_of_cyanide: TIFU by farting in front of my boss
Like half of these posts, this didn't happen today. This happened about 2 weeks ago. I currently help out the janitors over at WSOS. Its kinda like a preschool. Anyways, I help mop the floors and such. Well that night I had tacos for dinner. I don't handle Mexican fo... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1423597252 | 1423598400 | t3_2vg6sz | t5_2to41 | 11 | bad_uncle_throwaway: TIFU by punching a girl in the head in front of my nephew
Hi reddit. This is a throw away account but I've been a reddit user for many years.
Anyway: Last week, I was babysitting my sister's kid (my nephew) and we were walking around the local mall together. I'm not very close with my sister and ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1423572680 | 1423606429 | t3_2veutc | t5_2to41 | 4 | CakeGaUsoDesu: TIFU by asking a girl if she was okay
This actually happened earlier but I've only recently found reddit so enjoy.
It's 3am and my friend (let's call him Josh) and I were walking to an apartment we were sharing for schoolies (for those that don't know, schoolies is a celebration for school leavers where... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423598162 | 1423604652 | t3_2vg8ra | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my friend into labor
krustic13: I want to know the name of the baby.
Bill3247: Turd Ferguson.
krustic13: I was thinking more hippie like Shit Flower or Summer Odor
Short3833: summer Oder is a good one mate
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1423598894 | 1423632334 | t3_2vgae3 | t5_2to41 | 751 | LackingTact19: TIFU by sending a girl a picture of a corgi
This happened an hour or so ago with a girl I've been semi-seeing who has a corgi. I sent her this picture [http://i.imgur.com/qaQaqMx.gif] of a puppy farting in a corgis face and the corgi having a dramatic reaction. Her response went along the lines of that i... | 13 | 57.769231 | |
1423599412 | 1423599815 | t3_2vgbna | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing a senior citizen bukkake in pediatrician's office
My 4yr old kid has had a random cold for a while so I figured it was time to take him in to see a doctor. While sitting in the waiting room, the only way to keep him quiet and still is to let him play on my phone, or else he'll run around brea... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423600032 | 1423605731 | t3_2vgd74 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MrNoodleIncident: TIFU because I'm a social moron who doesn't retain important facts about people.
This was a few summers ago. I volunteer at a camp that my family runs. One of the fellow volunteers is someone I knew from back in elementary school, but I rarely see her these days except at camp. The first day of camp ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423602519 | 1423611937 | t3_2vgj4d | t5_2to41 | 6 | NBLiquor: TIFU When I left my flash on
Sexy looking girl with her hood up sitting across from me on the bus. Had her hood up so could only catch a glimpse. Thought she was Asian. Texted my buddy about it and he requested a pic of her. I secretly tilt my phone in preparation of the sneak pic. Tap the screen to initiate ... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1423602892 | 1423605150 | t3_2vgjzk | t5_2to41 | 9 | unraucurt: TIFU My mom walked in on my girlfriend and Me..
dogoncatnip: Should've asked mom to join.
unraucurt: she said no
The_Viagra: Today we learned OP wants to bang his mom
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1423602263 | 1423605432 | t3_2vgihm | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by gambling on a fart.
sglville: At least you were home
IndecisiveDog69: Yes, at least.
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1423603344 | 1423607857 | t3_2vgl1a | t5_2to41 | 26 | beforeyesleep: TIFU by being nice to a homeless man
A little back story first I guess. A few months ago I transferred stores for a promotion at the drug store I work at. I was hesitant at first because it was to a not so great area, but ended up going. Everyone told me not to. So far I have dealt with robberys, a bomb ... | 9 | 2.888889 | |
1423602095 | 1423604645 | t3_2vgi2x | t5_2to41 | 7 | meandmycrazyballs: TIFU by suspecting myself of having testicular cancer
It was maybe 7 or 8 months ago when I worked at a retail store. Dealt with cusomers everyday which I loved, communication is awesome. One day I'm sitting on a bench stocking some nice brand chocolate and I feel a sting in my balls. This is weird, ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423596511 | 1423669516 | t3_2vg5i8 | t5_2to41 | 136 | poopdloop: TIFU by losing my passport in Mexico
So to preface this story, me and 22 of my fraternity brothers go on a bachelor party to Cabo San Lucas in Mexico. Most of us are from LA where we met at school. Anyways, we rage face 3 days straight. I wake up from 3 hours of sleep to start packing on the last day. I can ... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1423604245 | 1423607452 | t3_2vgn66 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Phrayze: TIFU by being mistook for a lunatic and possibly creating panic on my campus
This happened last night/early morning so I say it counts.
So a group of my friends decide to go out last night and have some drinks at the bars. Within that group of friends is this girl I've been crushing on for a while now. She wa... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423604919 | 1423618136 | t3_2vgosb | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by joking around with my friends project
ContrarySnivy: How long ago did this happen?
kwakadile: Just today actualy
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1423605546 | 1423612095 | t3_2vgq9s | t5_2to41 | 21 | lilbennysmd_: TIFU by taking a picture of someone at Starbucks
This happened a few minutes ago while sitting in Starbucks. The woman next to me whipped out what looked like a portable Magic Bullet and started blending a protein shake (to be fair, she warned me about the noise before she did it). Since I thought this wa... | 3 | 7 | |
1423606126 | 1423606552 | t3_2vgrn8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | kitty_kat_: TIFU by calling the cops on my patient's neighbor
So this happened a few minutes ago..
A little background: I am a Pediatric Home Health Registered Nurse. I go to school with My patients. We get home around 3. My patient is asleep, getting a g-tube feeding. I'm sitting next to his bed. There's about a 6 in... | 3 | 2.666667 |
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