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1423606128 | 1423659872 | t3_2vgrnl | t5_2to41 | 96 | youbadmro: Tifu by showing the class a disturbing video
This happened to me a few hours ago in my English class at university and I still feel like a psychopath.
Today like every other Tuesday my class met up in the computer lab to do a few little exercises and one assignment. For today's assignment we had to choose a... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1423606969 | 1423611278 | t3_2vgtkp | t5_2to41 | 81 | ajudge08: TIFU by not believing in Mario Balotelli
Liverpool is in the midst of a very tight Premier League soccer race, and today they beat Tottenham by a score of 3-2, a huge win. What I did not foresee, is that Balotelli, who has yet to score in the Premier League for Liverpool, would score the game winning goal aft... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1423607609 | 1423610521 | t3_2vguyu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU and didn't get my kid vaccinated..
I went down the hippie route and didn't get my child vaccinated. I didn't have any fears of autism or anything, but I just felt that injecting foreign chemicals into his little body wasn't a good idea. Now there is a measles outbreak and I am seriously regretting my ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423608227 | 1423608993 | t3_2vgwd5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by not making a customer be specific
ContrarySnivy: How much trouble did you get in?
McLaddle: Just a verbal reprimand.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423608563 | 1423612395 | t3_2vgx3q | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking white there isn't a white history month during a black history month lecture.
I was sitting in lecture and a very important news anchor came in to class today (forgot his name) to talk about black history month and why it's important. There was a hot girl next to me and whispered "I dare you ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1423608979 | 1423610130 | t3_2vgxzm | t5_2to41 | 6 | huckcliffs: TIFU by asking a guy where to pick up my bags at the airport
Reddit, today (actually, yesterday) I fucked up.
I was returning from a ski trip in Park City yesterday evening. The snow wasn't so great in PC, so we did a decent amount of drinking. Awesome weekend, generally fun despite the conditions. As som... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423608462 | 1423618954 | t3_2vgwve | t5_2to41 | 5 | ishouldworkinstead: TIFU, by yelling at the client again
This happened 20 mins ago. Little background, I'm a software developer, was doing a demo on my forecaster application today at the client's office. The application is a data forecaster type application. So, basically I pull data from the database and apply some f... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423609369 | 1423609720 | t3_2vgyvr | t5_2to41 | 32 | rimmyrim: TIFU by vigorously rubbing a stinkbug into my asshole.
This happened yesterday. I went in the bathroom to take a relaxing poop like I would any other day. The toilet paper was unraveled to the point where a few sheets were on the ground, due to pulling too hard last bowel movement. After I was done pooping... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1423608829 | 1423625422 | t3_2vgxoh | t5_2to41 | 5 | REB3LxSOUL: TIFU by draining my battery on a date
theladydisarray: Why not just....crack the window(s)? Whole thing could have been averted.
REB3LxSOUL: Yeah when I was writing this I thought to myself why I didn't just do that. I'm not the brightest when it comes to social situations.
theladydisarray: Haha I underst... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423611294 | 1423619501 | t3_2vh30o | t5_2to41 | 3 | cnwalcome: TIFU by being the nice guy at the party
This goes back to my glory days in college. Standard friday night..everyone is getting ready to get wild. My first mistake is accepting all my buddies requests to DJ the party (sit in front of my laptop and pretend to do something....kinda live Avicii :D). Sophomore me... | 3 | 1 | |
1423611273 | 1423672001 | t3_2vh2z4 | t5_2to41 | 503 | FreshOrange1: TIFU by asking the wrong girl out to prom
When i was in High School:
**Context:** With lit candles covering her view of the drive way, I planned to knock on Maya's door and surprise her with a bouquet of red roses. *"Will you go to prom with me?"* I would finally ask. I had already texted her in class as... | 8 | 62.875 | |
1423611948 | 1423786152 | t3_2vh4gl | t5_2to41 | 2 | finest_bear: TIFU by paying my rent in advance
My college loan money was recently disbursed and I do not trust myself with all that money. So I decided to be responsible and put all of the money towards my rent. I put exactly 3 months worth of rent in my savings account and then made a payment online with that money.
... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1423612089 | 1423613739 | t3_2vh4ri | t5_2to41 | 2 | FUCK_TWITTER_: tifu by saving mobile bandwidth
this just happened.
using tethering with my mobile phone and considering my monthly data cap i always tried to save some bandwith.
i deactivated images in firefox's about:config and went on twitter.
i logged in, saw a mention and wrote a reply but i could not tweet it.
t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423607279 | 1423612544 | t3_2vgu9n | t5_2to41 | 5 | caessa_: TIFU by going to an interview
iliketowearhoodies: Why can't you use career services? If you tell them what happened I can't see them actually turning you away.
That is a seriously honest mistake.
caessa_: Just got in contact with them. It was the OTHER Chris who missed the interview. They messaged the wrong... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423612922 | 1423613360 | t3_2vh6i7 | t5_2to41 | 41 | rSavior: TIFU by skipping an exam question.
My hands are still shaking, and it has been hours since I took the test a few hours ago.
Anyways, I am a college student, I take a really mind-twisting business class that I really don't enjoy but am stuck in. I have interest in certain elements of business for a possible ca... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1423614618 | 1423618907 | t3_2vh6lv | t5_2to41 | 8 | mcmunchie: Email her the link to the sunlamp you will purchase for her.
LapppToppp: I think this is really a good idea...along with a really sweet apology.
kisforkate: and a couple of plane tickets to Jamaica.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423613629 | 1423619367 | t3_2vh807 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at Groupon with my niece (must read)
I420NoScopedYourMum: Was it on sale?
purifiedthoughts88: yes, and i just checked they have 20% off
mKulkarni: Buy it and have her play with it
purifiedthoughts88: that is nasty!!! when she gets to an age where if she wants one she can get it for herself i... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1423613424 | 1423617245 | t3_2vh7kj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a nutella fun dip in public
first of all, they need more breadsticks or nutella in those things, I always end up with more nutella then breadsticks, so what I do is I double dip the same breadstick and suck the nutella off like some kind of animal! AN ANIMAL, I TELL YOU! ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423613902 | 1423617629 | t3_2vh8k1 | t5_2to41 | 268 | UltraSTONED: TIFU by leaving my friend alone with my phone.
About a month ago, my friend David and I were in my living room watching The Cleveland Show while having a debate about who's phone is better, (android or apple). Suddenly I felt the urge to take a massive shit, leaving my phone with David, I waddled over to t... | 7 | 38.285714 | |
1423613712 | 1423706574 | t3_2vh86k | t5_2to41 | 14 | debbycya: TIFU by sniffing my girlfriend's panties
This story takes place about 2 years ago whilst my girlfriend and I are hiking the Appalachian trail. We have been hiking for about a month and are somewhere in North Carolina. After a long 5 day trek through the woods without any signs of civilization we decide to s... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1423613834 | 1423622970 | t3_2vh8fq | t5_2to41 | 5 | 420McYOLOswag: TIFU by smoking weed after eating
Obligatory "this didn't happen today," it actually happened this past Saturday night (Feb 7). I don't really have anything approaching a social life so when I got invited to events with friends pretty much all day, I was very excited. First, around 11, I went and watched... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423615127 | 1423615980 | t3_2vhb67 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Zildjammin: TIFU by eating pizza
First off, this didn't happen today. It happened about a year ago, almost exactly actually, in my sophomore year of high school.
So last year, when I was 15, I liked this girl, we'll call her Megatronna. A little background: I liked this girl my freshmen year as well, we went to a scho... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423614842 | 1423765144 | t3_2vhaj5 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Mangum44: TIFU by Not Thinking Before I Spoke
This happened like 4 hours ago.
So some background, my mom had an abortion 20-23 years ago and has been super upset about since, she only recently came to terms with it and explained how much better she felt, so it was fresh in my mind.
I walked into my house with my fri... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1423615803 | 1423620335 | t3_2vhciy | t5_2to41 | 5 | liveandlearn8888: TIFU by telling a potential witness not to testify at court
I'm in the military and work at legal office. Someone who I used to work with at this office is being charged with using marijuana.
Me and this person were sort of friends. We shared some common interests and hung out a few times outside of... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423615291 | 1423713512 | t3_2vhbi1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | FranzSparklemaster: TIFU by trusting my friend
We were hanging out in my garage last Saturday and she started playing with my phone. I let her, partially because I'm a balls-to-the-wind kind of guy, and partially because I am scared of her.
Long story short, she found a lot of my passwords. And she had temporary acces... | 13 | 1 | |
1423614975 | 1423652928 | t3_2vhaub | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By not knowing what malnutrition can do to a person
So there I was, in Geography class. We were learning about Africa this unit, specifically the natives who are extremely hungry and begging for your 15 cents a day. Me, being completely uninterested in the topic, continued doodling in my notebook when I... | 4 | 2 | |
1423616344 | 1423681652 | t3_2vhdlz | t5_2to41 | 7 | IsamuDyson: TIFU by thinking a pepper is a pepper
So my wife and I were having some people over for a game night and we decided that making chili was a good idea for a dish.... we found a delicious sounding recipe on the internet for crock pot chili.. and we started to make it. So there is my beautiful wife cooking up ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423618261 | 1423618723 | t3_2vhhq9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | thatonecantoneseguy: TIFU by trolling people at Barnes&Noble
A few months I bought an iPad dock and it came with a free Apple remote thing. While I was just randomly browsing the internet I found out that it was possible to troll Macbook users with it. Being the idiot I am, I tried it at a Barnes&Noble on an av... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423618005 | 1423628611 | t3_2vhh7k | t5_2to41 | 10 | Paul4Richardson: TIFU by making my first impression at my new job
So I had went in to the offices at my new work place to fill in some documents before I actually start.
Firstly my digital banking account decided to block me when I needed to access it in order to get some relevant informations which was bad enough but... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423619277 | 1423652399 | t3_2vhjyl | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by inadvertently mocking my boss' child to his face
So let's just get this out the way. I do not work somewhere that is, let's say, "impressive"? There's no nice offices, no cubicles, no suits or ties. I do not have a regular place of work. I've been working in hard labor for less than a year now becaus... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1423616933 | 1423630101 | t3_2vhexd | t5_2to41 | 65 | blazingeye: TIFU not hiring a mentally retarded applicant
Little backstory here. At my last job I was hired to manage medical records but ended up traveling across the US providing support to failing ICF/MR Waiver homes. When hurricane sandy hit New York City I worked in a special needs shelter and was put in charge of... | 16 | 4.0625 | |
1423619045 | 1423642724 | t3_2vhjgb | t5_2to41 | 4 | ezgonewild: Tifu by accidentally running a bus stop sign
Long time lurker, first time poster. Today I think I fucked (titfu?) when I was on my way to McDonald's to study while my son played. It was about 545 my time. Well one of my first turns I had to wait on a school bus and it was heading in direction I was going,... | 4 | 1 | |
1423632064 | 1423691472 | t3_2vhj5f | t5_2to41 | 774 | supperatdior: I KNOW! I don't work in fastfood but this occurrence is so prominent every day and every where. People are blindly agreeing and then make a fuss after.
edit: grammar
editedit: grammargrammar
DrHemroid: I know you guys are busy, but it really doesn't help clear up confusion when you guys say soyouorder... | 11 | 70.363636 | |
1423618556 | 1423625186 | t3_2vhicw | t5_2to41 | 7 | www_creedthoughts: TIFU: By unplugging my classmates computers
Picture this, five minutes before the end of a two hour class, you haven't saved your work, when suddenly your monitor which has a complex solid works drawing on it suddenly goes black, and you know immediately that your work hasn't been saved in hours.
Th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423618710 | 1423636420 | t3_2vhiod | t5_2to41 | 12 | kspi: TIFU by not putting my oil cap back on
The fuck up didn't happen today, I actually don't know when it happened exactly. Today is just when I noticed.
Anyway, I'm hanging out in my dorm room when my roommate asks if he can get a ride to go look at a place he's thinking of staying next year. I of course, oblige. S... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1423620355 | 1423621459 | t3_2vhmc2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Maccaroney: TIFU by driving to work.
Today (a few days ago) i made the mistake of driving to work. It didn't end [well.](http://i.imgur.com/sxXrqGSh.jpg)
I yelled.
...Then cried.
centralnjbill: Oh, that'll buff right out
Maccaroney: Absolutely.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423614920 | 1423678337 | t3_2vhaq3 | t5_2to41 | 81 | PM_Me_Your_Age: TIFU by dryhumping a girl's face
I was chilling at my friend's place. There were 5 of us, three of whom were watching a movie while girl and I were on an inflatable mattress. Side by side but laying down in opposite directions so that her feet were next to my head.
The other three started giving us sh... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1423621575 | 1423631885 | t3_2vhovq | t5_2to41 | 8 | radioactiveatom: TIFU by showing my client a photo of my new baby
So I travel a lot and today I had a lunch with my boss, a coworker and 2 women from my client. My boss and I both had new babies a few months ago and today was the first time seeing my client in a few months so they asked to see a photo. Well my wife jus... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423614910 | 1423627952 | t3_2vhap5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | platinum92: TIFU by really wanting a friend to study
This happened a few years back. My class (not so) brilliantly convinced our teacher to let us take our Civil War midterm after winter break so we'd have more time to "study."
Of course, everyone waited until the week before classes started back up to study, and I h... | 3 | 11 | |
1423622302 | 1423627640 | t3_2vhqeb | t5_2to41 | 13 | mrbean245: TIFU by falling on a chair NSFLish
Forgive me I'm on my phone.
Happened an hour ago. Putting stuff up on a shelf, standing on my bed. Step down onto my chair, slip and fall, crush my urethra. Now I'm waiting in the ER.
UPDATE: now have to wear a catheter for a week.
dontbgross: How tall is your bed?
mr... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423622735 | 1423628737 | t3_2vhra7 | t5_2to41 | 28 | IHeartCraftBeer: TIFU by home brewing while intoxicated.
Around 3 weeks ago I got a phone call from my brother. He was heading up this way sometime in the next few weeks. My brother is a huge beer advocate like myself, and recently I picked up home brewing for a hobby. I figured I would brew some beer for my bro, and s... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1423622032 | 1423642982 | t3_2vhpu7 | t5_2to41 | 165 | ErikTheDon: [NSFW] TIFU by puking on myself
So, it's Tuesday. I've got my 8 AM writing class, so I roll out of my bed at like 6:30 to shower and get dressed since I've got about a 35-40 minute commute to school. So I got done getting dressed, brushed my teeth, got my backpack and put my shoes on so that I could hit the... | 4 | 41.25 | |
1423623220 | 1423741189 | t3_2vhs92 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Professor_Boo: TIFU by trying to quit smoking.
This happened yesterday. I was working my normal closing shift at a large retail store. About an hour into work I feel the familiar tummy rumble that could mean only one thing, the Mexican food I ate the night before was about to make a second appearance.
Excitedly I make... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423623575 | 1427000019 | t3_2vhszf | t5_2to41 | 928 | O_Darling: TIFU by referencing It's Always Sunny at work
I was asked to empty the bin in the lunchroom at work and in light of the recent episode (and without thinking) I looked up from my coffee and said in my best Dennis impression "I'm not doing that, that's Charlie Work."
I was only greeted with glares and looks o... | 9 | 103.111111 | |
1423623941 | 1423642493 | t3_2vhtq9 | t5_2to41 | 39 | ringdingdam: TIFU by trying to surprise my boyfriend with a lunch date
This is an update to a [previous post that you can find here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2v8ka5/tifu_by_asking_my_boyfriend_why_was_out_so_late/).
***
Here is a summary of what happened before anyway:
On Saturday, I (27) spent most of th... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1423624156 | 1423631749 | t3_2vhu69 | t5_2to41 | 5 | thebestbananabread: TIFU by being forgiving
Ok, first off.. I couldn't think of anywhere else to post this story, so I thought TIFU was the best place to put it.
This didn't happen today.. didn't even happen to me.. it happened to a friend of a friend.. 30 odd years ago. Yep... if there was ever a stretch for a TIFU t... | 5 | 1 | |
1423624219 | 1423704375 | t3_2vhuao | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by confusing two very different actresses
My dad wanted to know who was starring in the movie Jupiter Ascending. Instead of Mila Kunis, I decided to say Mia fucking Khalifa, who my dad *proceeds to Google.*
Now I'm sitting on the couch getting a lecture about how porn will corrupt my mind. Fuck.
Tl;d... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423625070 | 1423739798 | t3_2vhw30 | t5_2to41 | 7 | SlightlyPacific: TIFU by not clearing my browser history [NSFW]
So this happened a couple months ago, but hey, I thought it would be appropriate for this subreddit. So I am a sophomore in high school and I used to watch a lot of porn. I mean, A LOT, like it wasn't healthy the amount of porn I watched. I would watch it ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423625321 | 1423633760 | t3_2vhwkq | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending $1100 on my dad's credit card.
**Background**
So this happened when I was 9 years old, the days where you didn't know what was going on and didn't know anything about the adult life. Sorry if the English is bad, not my native language. My first story on Reddit so here i go.
So to start, I be... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423624769 | 1423630917 | t3_2vhvhs | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheGingerPhantom: TIFU by attempting to put a "lifeproof" case on my iphone.
I just got back home from a long trip and on these trips I take my Iphone protective case off so my headphones can plug in.
I get home, get out of the car and start putting the case back on. I drop the phone onto the DRIVEWAY and it shatters... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423625156 | 1423643136 | t3_2vhw9r | t5_2to41 | 9 | Lichewitz: TIFU by accidentally taking a picture of my (hot) female coworker, and later the same day, accidentally showing it to her. Now she thinks I'm a perv
I was testing the burst camera, and I photographed my desk, but in some of the pictures, her face was like, right there. I sent all the pictures to my desktop, ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423626190 | 1423632596 | t3_2vhy82 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by being fugly and making a girl cry
This actually happened like 5 years ago (I was 13 at the time).
So, I was in a pool with some friends and her (let's call her Miley), we were friends too, not really close but still. We were 2 guys and 3 girls, the other guy was in a relationship with one of the gi... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1423625279 | 1423650532 | t3_2vhwi0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by Thinking I was alone in the apartment.
Yes, this is a masturbation story.
I came out of the shower and realized my roommate left the apartment. Overjoyed, I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bedroom, mentally going over all of my favorite kinds of porn to look up (I could give you a huge list). Up... | 4 | 4 | |
1423628971 | 1423683082 | t3_2vi3l4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating an entire pot cookie at work
Okay, so this actually happened yesterday but I was in no state to report at the time. So, I have a friend who makes pot cookies and they are usually quite larger than the one I obtained this weekend. Being that I have eaten 1/2 of the larger ones with no problem... | 4 | 4 | |
1423629036 | 1423690779 | t3_2vi3pm | t5_2to41 | 546 | StRyKeR17: TIFU by being completely clueless about girls
This happened way back when I was in middle school. I had switched schools recently and I was naturally shy, so I wasn't the type to make conversation with students I didn't know. I was also completely clueless as to how to deal with girls and my default behavior... | 10 | 54.6 | |
1423629870 | 1423689654 | t3_2vi593 | t5_2to41 | 10 | alphapoob: TIFU by not getting a flu shot
A few months ago I made fun of my girlfriend for getting a flu shot. I've never had the flu before so I never got the shot. I even posted "scientific articles" on her Facebook wall that discredited the effectiveness of the shot. Fast forward to today... and I have the flu. The ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1423630173 | 1423639649 | t3_2vi5tg | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: Tifu by Jerking off in my brother pajamas.
Last night I put on my brother's pajamas because mine were in he wash. He left for school this morning and I did my business as I normally would. Take the pants off and lie them on my stomach and go to town. This was a normal thing for me so I didn't think too muc... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1423630038 | 1423667356 | t3_2vi5js | t5_2to41 | 216 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking into my room.
So let me quickly set the back-story, it was my 11 year old sisters birthday, she was having a pool party with around 6 other little girls. Right, got it? Good.
So i was sitting down in the living room listening to music as they were all outside in the pool, as time progressed ... | 8 | 27 | |
1423630599 | 1423809875 | t3_2vi6lm | t5_2to41 | 9 | BasedGodDosu: TIFU Saying things without thinking to my Co workers.
Just at my normal 7-3 working next to this 5/10 women who has the hots for me. Let's call her becky. Becky then asks why this man in our work Ben always smells so bad. I replie with well don't they all and laugh. Bens black. I'm white. She's black. Goo... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1423628923 | 1423637420 | t3_2vi3ic | t5_2to41 | 4 | DrDraculaConstantine: TIFU by using a hair trimmer where the sun don't shine
So this is more of a LTIFU (long time I fucked up) but here goes.
Manscaping is a must for me; it makes shit comfortable and I like my ladies clean shaven so I return the favour. Normally I use a disposable razor (I have experimented with sha... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423632674 | 1423979546 | t3_2via7d | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my roommate like he was a 5 year old
The original problem came out between us yesterday but continued into today. My roommates and I are in college. I am the youngest (20) living with a 22 year old, lets call him Ron, and a 25 year old, let's go with Mike. In October I gave Mike $200 for t... | 10 | 1.7 | |
1423633863 | 1423634261 | t3_2vic15 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by keeping my phone in my bag, and not in my pocket
TIFU by keeping my phone in my bag, and not in my pocket. I always have my phone in my right pocket, I have mini heart attacks every time I don't feel it in there, even if I'm at home. SO.. I decided today, about halfway through the day, that I would s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423634390 | 1423636392 | t3_2vicu5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by relating Windows XP to 9/11
So I was out to lunch with some people I didn't know.
Conversation is light with little shared interest so far. I found out that one of the guys was an IT guy in the banking industry. He was also from overseas, so I thought we could compare our respective experiences and ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423634887 | 1423638058 | t3_2vidl4 | t5_2to41 | 39 | flipflapslap: TIFU by ruining an old lady's birthday
This did not actually happen today but a few years ago when I used to wait tables. Either way, I thought that it was probably awful enough to still be worthy of sharing.
So, it was my first few weeks as a server in an upscale seafood restaurant, Saturday night, com... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1423633128 | 1423638926 | t3_2viay4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | playitagainzak_: TIFU by going on a date and leaving my roommate locked outside.
So for once, I can actually say this happened literally today, this morning! Not a week ago, not a month ago, today!
Some context: I'm in Boston and if you've been watching the news you probably know it's cold as fuck right now.
So I had... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1423634865 | 1423637977 | t3_2vidjy | t5_2to41 | 5 | Bromium_Oxide: Tifu by calling my friend's dad Mofo on the phone
This actually happened quite a long time ago, when I was around 13 or something. Me and my friends were out in the park to play football (with noone bringing one) so we had to ask our friend "Higgs" (that's what we called him, name changed), who had one. ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423635919 | 1423649788 | t3_2vif3v | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by crushing one of the worlds best taekwondo fighters.
Stop the presses, a TIFU has been posted on the day it happened.
So I go to a agricultural school in rural Australia, and one of the girls in my class is a world champion for her age group (She is 17, I'm 18) in taekwondo. Well in our room, We have... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1423635384 | 1423722900 | t3_2viebc | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting stoned, puking and breaking a sink, still trying to fix it using paper glue.
This happened a year back. It's one of my most famous fuck ups of all time. I had invited a close friend to chill and get high for the night since my family had gone away on a trip out of station and would be returni... | 12 | 1.833333 | |
1423628494 | 1423719255 | t3_2vi2pl | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not replying to the right person
Got a text message from someone I hadnt talked to in a while. Convo wasnt too long and stuff. Started telling my friend about it, sent it to the person who originally texted me. Now they are supa mad
**Update: I managed to get myself out of the hole.
beentheredo... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423641714 | 1423674430 | t3_2vimg9 | t5_2to41 | 43 | holly864: TIFU by taking instructions literally and turning my house into an igloo
so this was actually my housemate, I know that breaks the rules a little bit but this is just too good not to share.
two days ago his girlfriend decided they should build him a computer from scratch. the production began and all seemed ... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1423641519 | 1423642130 | t3_2vim8c | t5_2to41 | 2 | yowda101: TIFU by having a bad trip in a park
Today, was just another weekend where i decided to smoke some pot with my mates. I went to the local park and started smoking at around 11. I was a bit sick with a shit cold but I didn't think much of it. It started off well and i was feeling great until we decided to leave... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423643552 | 1424157744 | t3_2vioba | t5_2to41 | 1 | RhynoFilms: TIFU Telling a joke before identifying my audience
This FU occurred last year, but I just found this subreddit.
Here's some context:
I attend a high school with one African-American teacher. Keep that in mind. Only one.
That, and I'm not racist.
I was in class, chatting with some friends. We were swappin... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423644989 | 1423694862 | t3_2vipo7 | t5_2to41 | 53 | redbate: TIFU by preparing to shave my bush. NSFW (I think)
So today I decided it was the time to shave my nether region, so to prepare the hair(make it short for shaving) I took a scissor and started trimming away at the hair area.
When I started doing my balls I just kinda went ahead without much thought and turns ... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1423642616 | 1423721697 | t3_2vinft | t5_2to41 | 7 | jasonator247: TIFU by not closing my windows at night
This happened 10 minutes ago.
It was a hot day for February so I decide to leave my windows for today and sleep early for a while for my zero period at school. BIG MISTAKE. I wake up and hear this munching sound like the ticket grinder at Cuck E Cheese. I look aro... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423645522 | 1423702755 | t3_2viq5y | t5_2to41 | 28 | ItsIntrinsic: TIFU by drinking a whole bottle of Vodka
I'm going to keep this fairly basic as I honestly can't remember much of the night, hope you enjoy the read!
This all happened roughly a year ago, I was 16, and can definitely say I have learnt my lesson. It all started when my mates parents went away for the week... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1423648496 | 1423678670 | t3_2vit2z | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing a picture of my business to my gay dentist and dental assistants.
This was in August 2012 when I went on a medical holiday from Australia to Thailand. This was to get 24 thousand dollars worth of work done for 6. Was over 14 days and the only good that came of this was it was the last day of ... | 7 | 0.142857 | |
1423651596 | 1423652822 | t3_2viw44 | t5_2to41 | -2 | Malone1000: TIFU by not keeping my phone on Silent in class
So this is how it all went down, I was late for my morning Tort 11 lecture which was starts at 8 but I arrived 10 minutes later so I settled in but had to sit in front because I was late, I put my phone on the desk and concentrated my attention on the lady
Th... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1423648942 | 1423760906 | t3_2vitih | t5_2to41 | 37 | exptl: TIFU by drunkenly changing my wifi hotspot name days before a super-important meeting.
So there I am, after a week of psyching myself up for the meeting, totally ready to do my sales pitch. I stretch out my hand to shake the guy's hand, and **as** we make contact suddenly memory hits my with the full force of a ... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1423645929 | 1423659831 | t3_2viqmy | t5_2to41 | 5 | Smattlish: TIFU By overestimating my Spanish language and pick-up skills.
Sorry about the length, Short and concise has never been my strong suit. I included a TL;DR at the end
In my Junior year of High School a few friends and I decided to embark on an "educational" trip to Europe (Paris and Barcelona) with our Spani... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423650685 | 1423707421 | t3_2viv6e | t5_2to41 | 216 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiding a "toy" under my bed.
To start things off I should say I live with my parents, saving up money to eventually live on my own once I hit 20 years in a few months. And like the kind mother she is, she frequently asks me if I need help cleaning my room, to which I usually reply "No thanks". But th... | 10 | 21.6 | |
1423654697 | 1423738725 | t3_2vizax | t5_2to41 | 5,681 | [deleted]: TIFU by liking my student's butt
I am a middle school teacher, and as you probably know, middle school kids are insane. They are these raging balls of hormones and emotions, and it is my job to keep these barrels of gunpowder from blowing up long enough to teach them a little bit of content.
I am generally... | 17 | 334.176471 | |
1423655195 | 1423731535 | t3_2vizvr | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by not following the Exam's instruction
Hi, I just got back home from school. It's our midterm exam today. I usually feel confident on my exam because:
a. I studied
b. It's not that hard
So, answering a Christian Morality exam (I'm studying in a catholic school, even though I'm an atheist. I don't hav... | 4 | 5 | |
1423657242 | 1423662406 | t3_2vj2a3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Guys_Ranqe: TIFU by cleaning my room
This actually happened today!
I decided it would be a good idea to clean my bedroom in my apartment because it had gotten sort of cluttered. In the process of cleaning I found an old blender bottle I had, it was my favorite but I had lost it about 3 months ago.
Fast forward to w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423657101 | 1423679173 | t3_2vj24u | t5_2to41 | 39 | MrJebus123: TIFU by talking to my formal dates boyfriend
I don't go on reddit often, but i felt the need to share this story. Never have i done something so dumb in my life.
**A bit of context:**
So im in highschool and 17 years old. There's a girl that i always ask to formal(Australian Version of Prom, where you can ... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1423656660 | 1423699144 | t3_2vj1lq | t5_2to41 | 491 | MalechiBartho: TIFU by entering the wrong car
I am the kind of guy who doesn't talk much with people and prefer to listen to music most of the time. Today, I think the world is trying to tell me that I shouldn't be like that.
After school, I walked with my MP3 player to what I thought to be my dad's car because it ha... | 15 | 32.733333 | |
1423655816 | 1423686668 | t3_2vj0jz | t5_2to41 | 129 | Unofficialak: TIFU by forgetting I live london
SO this FU happened about a year or two ago. It was exam season and I was pulling all nighters like every other day. I would sit down and calculate exactly how much rem sleep I need to be fully functioning and then set my Alarm accordingly. I had pulled an all nighter on s... | 5 | 25.8 | |
1423661917 | 1423662215 | t3_2vj8dc | t5_2to41 | 15 | McGaylord: TIFU by trying to ask a girl to prom with a rock
This happened awhile back, but it still haunts me to this day. So there was this girl I like let's call her jenny. Jenny didn't yet know that I liked her, but I definitely liked her and wanted to go to prom with her. For months I tried to think of a way to ask... | 3 | 5 | |
1423659061 | 1423664683 | t3_2vj4hu | t5_2to41 | 8 | shawx138: TIFU by playing "Fuck Her Brains Out"
During senior year kids can take a community service class and I took mine at my old middle school. What I do is basically play sports with middle school kids in the gym everyday. But a few weeks ago one of the treadmills caught on fire through the circuit board and it ne... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423662189 | 1423669031 | t3_2vj8s8 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Chronotic: TIFU by answering a question in class
Obligatory didn't happen today.
I was in my history class and we were discussing the Industrial Revolution. Ended up going on a tangent about inner city kids and how they had to attend certain schools due to their parents situation. Teacher asks "What did the black peopl... | 4 | 0 | |
1423663473 | 1423755270 | t3_2vjauh | t5_2to41 | 164 | michiganwinter: TIFU By not believing my Daughter when she said she was sick.
She woke up, did not eat a lot and informed my wife and I that her "tummy hurts". Being typical parents we said "off to school you go".
I was pulling into the parking lot of the school when I heard it... The beginnings of a stinky ride ho... | 7 | 23.428571 | |
1423656850 | 1423664663 | t3_2vj1ue | t5_2to41 | 7 | srivas95: TIFU Dropping my laptop at the Airport
I had an extremely early flight today (5:00am). Being a reddit person, I slept around 1, and had to get up at 3 to go to the airport. I got there extremely sleep deprived and groggy, and managed to get to security without screwing up (Well, I did ask the check-in agent i... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423663092 | 1423741909 | t3_2vja5p | t5_2to41 | 1,255 | RegulatorsMountUp: TIFU by letting my neighbor think they control the heat in their apartment.
So I live in an prewar brownstone in NYC, 4 stories, 3 apartments. Since the building is older the heat still comes through old radiators and is controlled by one thermostat, which is in my apartment. My landlord has it set ... | 9 | 139.444444 | |
1423664603 | 1423665948 | t3_2vjcv6 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by complementing a suicidal girl's scars
This happened a few summers ago. I was going to a club with a friend of mine, James, as well as his girlfriend, Katie, and some of her friends.
So after dancing for a bit and getting pretty drunk, we're all sitting on one of the benches on the side of the club.... | 4 | 7 | |
1423665058 | 1423670609 | t3_2vjdnr | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by 1 dating someone online, 2 being unfamiliar with relationship conventions.
So, tifu ive been dating a girl for a few months now lets call her, Sarah. Now Sarah, was this lovely girl i met on counter-strike, we started off amazing, spoke everyday, skyped for hours, loved talking and played all kinds o... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1423664915 | 1423710336 | t3_2vjdfo | t5_2to41 | 5 | v-i-s-h-n-u: TIFU By pulling the fire alarm at school
This literally happened 5 minutes ago.
I was in the gym at school doing weight training, got done with the workouts and walked over to the wall where the fire alarm was with a glass box. I read the fine print on it then turned to walk away. As I turned my elbow sla... | 5 | 1 | |
1423666180 | 1423674288 | t3_2vjfnw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by fooling a classmate into thinking he "commited sodomy"
This isn't actually my story, it's from a friend of mine, I'm telling it for him. Anyways, in our school (private and Catholic), we have to read The Divine Comedy for English class. Now the thing is, in our school, we have tablets, so the teacher... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423666251 | 1423666865 | t3_2vjfs9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | BenjaminTalam: TIFU by paying a stranger on craigslist untraceable money for tickets to an event.
So I really, really wanted to get amazing seats for a WWE event in town Monday evening. I searched on craigslist and found a guy looking to get rid of his tickets for a good price compared to what the same tickets were goi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423660758 | 1423671827 | t3_2vj6pf | t5_2to41 | 6 | Chrisdamore: TIFU by a sick and also pretty girl
So a year ago I was on a trip, with some of my old classmates and there was this girl, that I liked pretty much in school. I heard from the others, that she has been sick since yesterday, so I thought maybe I could spend some time with her, spending some nice words, that... | 3 | 2 | |
1423666849 | 1423716378 | t3_2vjgug | t5_2to41 | 117 | Elcapitano2u: TIFU by telling my wife she needs a tummy tuck
So my wife is 31, 2 kids and in excellent shape. She's 5'4 115 or so. She has always complained about a little excess skin on her stomach. I mean I hear it in it on a weekly if not daily basis for the past 4 years. As a guy we tend to want to fix things. ... | 9 | 13 | |
1423668067 | 1423687187 | t3_2vjj5u | t5_2to41 | 24 | Ironshigh: TIFU by not taking a risk
So this happened yesterday.
Some back story. I'm a person with quite low self-esteem, and though I'm not overly shy, when it comes to asking a girl out or for their number's I completely freeze up.
So I'm an AV tech, and I was working for a teachers conference. This pretty much ... | 7 | 3.428571 |
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