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1423664867 | 1423768734 | t3_2vjdd1 | t5_2to41 | 275 | [deleted]: TIFU by shocking my balls
So this literally happened last hour in school, I am writing this in my English class. Today in Physics, we were studying the conduction of electricity and our teacher had set up a Van De Graaff generator http://www.pudak-scientific.com/image/generator-van-de-graaff_d(1).jpg
So i'm... | 6 | 45.833333 | |
1423668606 | 1423753044 | t3_2vjk74 | t5_2to41 | 39 | CasualParasite4: TIFU by getting too high.
Last night I spent the night at a friend's house. The lay-out of this place is that his parents own a 3-story townhouse, and my friend lives on the top floor, while the parents own the first 2. So we watch some football, and smoke a couple Js, then he goes to bed as he's got t... | 12 | 3.25 | |
1423669312 | 1423670795 | t3_2vjlmo | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by not exiting out my laptop before class.
Today in my early morning communications class I took out my laptop to take notes. Forgotten by me, I still had Pornhub pulled up after a fap session the night before. I am thankful, and lucky, that the volume wasn't on. My friend, we have been in other classes... | 4 | 3 | |
1423667039 | 1423733658 | t3_2vjh8j | t5_2to41 | 3 | djfeven: TIFU by going to the gym
So i'm on the mats doing some press-ups, crunches and what not. I'm alternating with a friend so we have an equal amount of rest periods and sets.
When resting we watch the other to comment on form and effort etc.
As I'm standing there watching my mate I reach for my waterbottle wit... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423667894 | 1423736240 | t3_2vjitc | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a slightly racist reference to a new client
Back in 2000 I was dating a girl who had a Ph.D in Biology, in this context she was staying 2 months in West Africa for an exchange project from her university to do a scientific research project. I can't recall the exact details of her study, but it ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1423671162 | 1423676760 | t3_2vjphq | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a drug test.
So, unlike most stories here, this happened today. It happened about an hour ago, actually. However, the story really starts with this morning.
So to preface this story, I'm a recovering addict. Four months sober, what what! Anyways, when using drugs, specifically opiates, your ... | 3 | 3 | |
1423669130 | 1423767098 | t3_2vjl9q | t5_2to41 | 25 | sirzotolovsky: TIFU by using anime to explain thermodynamics (Madoka Magica spoilers)
So, today in my College Chemistry course, we learned about thermodynamics and entropy. it is a class of about 40 people, not huge, but whatever.
Having watched the anime Madoka Magica (there is a scene where entropy used as the undoin... | 5 | 5 | |
1423671232 | 1423685984 | t3_2vjpnl | t5_2to41 | 8 | ProphecyForetold: TIFU by trying to talk to a Japanese MMA fighter
This happened to me around three weeks ago and I still hate myself for being an all-around prick.
Anyway, that day I had finished with school and some friends wanted to hang out at a park. It happens to be my city's equivalent of Central Park. Of cours... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423671803 | 1423769931 | t3_2vjqtj | t5_2to41 | 3,330 | hooker_bloopers: TIFU by talking too much. NSFW
TIFU by talking too much.
Before I get into my FU, I'm posting from my phone and apologize in advance for any formatting fails.
I'm an escort. AKA prostitute, hooker, ho, whore, courtesan, etc. This happened yesterday.
I got a call 3 days ago from a gentleman we will c... | 14 | 237.857143 | |
1423670290 | 1423740634 | t3_2vjnkp | t5_2to41 | 17 | shawx138: TIFU by not listening to the lyrics
I was having some girl friend troubles for quiet a while. My girl and I had been dating for a little over a year but things were a little dull as of late.
One night I had to kill some time before a workout and I stopped at the closest gas station. There I see my ex-girlfri... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1423672158 | 1423717965 | t3_2vjrjc | t5_2to41 | 5 | SasserMaster: TIFU by randomly running into a friend that I was hiding from online
This needs a bit of explaining at first. Basically, every wednesday, one of my closest friends calls over to my house and we generally hang around, play games and stuff. Today however, I was getting into Far Cry 4 at home, and decided th... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423671936 | 1423706001 | t3_2vjr2z | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by riding the bus at the same time every morning
This FU has been in progress for the past month or so (since the semester started). I worked with a guy last summer who I developed a huge crush on, and I found out we went to the same school. So you can imagine my surprise when I realized he was in one o... | 5 | 15 | |
1423673738 | 1423687400 | t3_2vjuyd | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I was a pro wrestler
This happened a long time ago when I was a kid. A neighbor friend of mine and I were wrestling in his front yard. We were just having fun, but of course I wanted to win. I had seen this sweet move on TV called the *choke hold*. I wrapped my arm my friend's neck and s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423673319 | 1423674483 | t3_2vju44 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Imgonern: TIFU by letting some classmate find my phone
Yup...you see this once a week, don't leave your phone out.
-Evil Classmate
lemmyhead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc
youtubefactsbot: >[**Family Guy - Ostrich Laugh [0:03]**](http://youtu.be/8X_Ot0k4XJc)
>>ha haaa
> [*^miciveres*](https... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423674879 | 1423675391 | t3_2vjxh1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | showerfresh: TIFU by not monitoring my supplies of shower gel
Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
This fuck up started actually a week ago, when I ran out of shower gel. It was ok though, for I just grabbed the piece of hard soap that lay in the holder by the sink and used that instead. Still, it caused me to run ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423674282 | 1423754580 | t3_2vjw5q | t5_2to41 | 240 | tyson1988: TIFU by complimenting a girl on her dress
I walk into a cafe to get something to eat. As soon as I walk in I see a girl wearing a nice dress, so I say "nice dress!" and leave it at that. No attempts at anything or motifs.
I grab my food and as I'm walking out, I bump into a girl staying at the same hostel ... | 6 | 40 | |
1423674751 | 1423680462 | t3_2vjx6q | t5_2to41 | 13 | MagnusonM: TIFU by holding the door
Context: I went to college in the Northeast, at a school that's notoriously cold and windy in the winter.
TIFU As I was walking to class, in the maximum number of layers; underarmor, shirt, long sleeve, sweatshirt, jacket, scarf, gloves, hat.. the whole 9 yards, it happened to be ex... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1423672910 | 1423675834 | t3_2vjt81 | t5_2to41 | 5 | KhizrM: TIFU by throwing cheese on someone
So like most fuck ups this happened a while ago, back when I was in high school. It was just a typical day class ended and I went to lunch. I eat, get done, and talk to my friends for a little bit and the bell rings to go back to class.
My school was two floors and my class ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423670855 | 1423686576 | t3_2vjotu | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by dating a guy named John.
This morning I woke up to my fiance standing over me. Since he was suppose to be on his way to work, this was a little troubling. The car won't start. I told him not to worry about it right now; I'll ask my mom to borrow hers.
She handed over the keys and her debit card and... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1423675985 | 1433838598 | t3_2vjzx7 | t5_2to41 | 1,491 | o0kvothe0o: TIFU by deleting criminal records.
I [used to] work for a private company which wrote jail/inmate tracking software. I needed to delete a test record I created after I updated the live software. I ended up forgetting to include my "where" statement. Instead of deleting one specific record, I deleted all ... | 8 | 186.375 | |
1423658568 | 1423707921 | t3_2vj3v5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by riding a roller coaster more times than I should've
This happened about a year and a half ago. So to set up the backstory, my uncle works at Universal in Orlando as one of the executive designers for the attractions. He has a gold executive card he uses when he wants to show businessmen around the pa... | 3 | 2 | |
1423676606 | 1423737106 | t3_2vk1c8 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Giantgorilladick: TIFU by trying to wax my lady parts
So this happened last April, but I thought you guys might enjoy hearing of my misery.
So my boyfriend at the time (we'll call him Chris) was a senior in high school while I was a freshman in college. We'd been together for almost 18 months, and our last prom was d... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1423676209 | 1423691194 | t3_2vk0f3 | t5_2to41 | 371 | Zebulon2077: TIFU by telling a patient I love her
TIFU setting up an appointment at work. I work at a small private practice optometry office. It's just myself and the doctor. I run pretty much everything from for appointments, selling eyewear & contacts, filing insurance claims, edging lenses, purchasing etc... an... | 6 | 61.833333 | |
1423678039 | 1423687073 | t3_2vk4li | t5_2to41 | 32 | NOT_ah_BOT: TIFU by killing a humming bird
This happpened a few years ago.
So where I live here in oregon there are lots of humming birds. Some of them are skittish, others will fly or land real close to you. I think they're cool and admire them when they do get close.
So here's the fuck up, one day I was going ove... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1423677923 | 1423685752 | t3_2vk4cc | t5_2to41 | 4 | thecalmninja: TIFU by letting my road rage get the best of me
Skip to the story for what happened today...
Back Story: During senior year I hung out with two friends from my school and another that left our school. We would always hang out in a group. There was John, Jane, and Joe. (obviously fake names or I needed ne... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423679219 | 1423680135 | t3_2vk7b6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | 1d10syncracy: TIFU by not recognizing a prank
To set some back story, I'm a 23 year old male, finishing my last semester in undergrad. I've been good friends with a girl(21 years old, I'll call her Suzanne) for a few years, and we're pretty close. We've never officially messed around, but people have always asked/assum... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423679777 | 1423682893 | t3_2vk8kp | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting a girl
So, first post so sorry in advance for any formatting problems. Long time lurker is the word I think (I used to read a lot of posts but neversubmitted one myslef)
Anyway, recently I went for a sleepover at one of my friend's houses. It was fun, we did epic shit. One guy, lets call him... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423680273 | 1423683729 | t3_2vk9qm | t5_2to41 | 105 | Murican_Freedom1776: TIFU by trying to flirt and instead creeped a hot chick out.
I met this girl on OkCupid a few days ago, and we have been talking for a while. She is about a 9 out of 10. Like I said we have been talking, I kind like this girl, obviously.
We start talking about our past and she mentions how she wa... | 3 | 35 | |
1423681885 | 1423757629 | t3_2vkd7t | t5_2to41 | 147 | Couch_Licker: TIFU by joking about rape
This happened about a couple hours ago, so I am still worrying about the potential consequences, but it's a slow day (work-wise) and I felt I needed to share this.
I work with two of my friends that I've known since High School (About 7+ years now), so we are as close as most si... | 7 | 21 | |
1423681111 | 1423702593 | t3_2vkbjf | t5_2to41 | 205 | yDibZ: TIFU by using caffeine powder before work
Like most TIFU's, this was a while ago but whatever. Senior year of high school, I kept getting really exhausted having a full day of school, being off an hour, then working an 8 hour shift. So i decided to order caffeine powder online. Now this was apparently no ordinar... | 7 | 29.285714 | |
1423682371 | 1423685882 | t3_2vkebe | t5_2to41 | 13 | Solo_Orbust: TIFU by stalking him on Facebook
We just broke off a three year old relationship, like a week ago, and all of the sudden he's friends with a very attractive ex of his. And my brain starts these mental images of them together, and now I'm so fucking jealous I want to scream in his face! Which I'm not going... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1423681068 | 1423686970 | t3_2vkbg0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Oh_No_That_Guy_Again: TIFU by trusting my SO
Hi reddit , I don't know if you recall a few months ago a posting called 'TIFU a by going through my SO's phone. That was me and I'm back with an update... I didn't have time to read the posts as the first two just made me want to sit in a hole and never leave they were so n... | 3 | 1 | |
1423682738 | 1423698083 | t3_2vkf6l | t5_2to41 | 569 | StuckInThePast5: TIFU by being conflicted over my past with my girlfriend
Hey, long-time reader here. I never really thought I would have anything noteworthy to share to everyone here, but recently I just fell apart as my life around me started to crumble. I'll give some background so that you guys won't be left in t... | 6 | 94.833333 | |
1423683306 | 1423695009 | t3_2vkgf1 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU when I missed a call from my brother
Monday I was shoveling snow out from behind my car, leaving my phone inside. I was working from home and wanted to shovel while there was still light out. At 3:45 I went outside and started shoveling, finishing around 4, came back in at 4:10 seeing 2 missed calls fro... | 3 | 8 | |
1423683646 | 1423791009 | t3_2vkh4c | t5_2to41 | 3,146 | DrGonzo21: TIFU by getting my girlfriend a Valentine's Day card
This happened last Valentine's Day. Deal with it.
Now I'm a chivalrous fella who believes in loving a woman every day of the year so I always played off Valentine's as the consumerist BS that it really is. Still, deep down I could see my girlfriend was in... | 13 | 242 | |
1423683587 | 1423727316 | t3_2vkgzs | t5_2to41 | 27 | Kaique94: TIFU by trying to record Pokemon on a VHS tape.
Yeah, yeah, you know it. This didn't happen today.
When I was a kid, I was pretty geeky. When my mega drive stopped working and I couldn't play anymore, out of curiosity, I'd get screwdrivers and open it up to check out how everything worked on the inside. So I... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1423684475 | 1423697620 | t3_2vkiwr | t5_2to41 | 10 | bethbr00tality: TIFU by trying a new pre-workout.
I have had this pre-workout sitting in my cabinet forever. I finally decided to try it today. I was drinking it, browsing reddit waiting for it to kick in and noticed my earlobes were itching a little. Whatevs, feeling it kick in, it's time to go running.
My running... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423686104 | 1423703485 | t3_2vkmou | t5_2to41 | 23 | semeesee: TIFU by consuming an unknown quantity of tequila
It was the 5th of May and our Cinco de Mayo celebration began with shots - 50/50 vodka and hot sauce ([picture evidence](http://imgur.com/kkGi1IN)). At the time I lived in a 3 bedroom, 1 bath house with 7 other people. So a Mexican holiday constituted suffici... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1423686828 | 1423727252 | t3_2vkocf | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to one of my coworkers
First things first, I am working in a computer company.
We are having some other companies as customers. One of these companies is still running Windows XP (support for this operating system endet in April 2014) on some few of their PCs. Because of a security exeption the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423685084 | 1423699399 | t3_2vkkb7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Elbwana: TIFU By not answering my phone
So I work at a grocery store. Every once in a while a fellow courtesy clerk can't make their shift. Of course, that means someone like me gets a call on their day off.
I did not answer to my boss. My plan was to just call back in hour or so, claiming "I just got the voicemail," ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1423687882 | 1423688549 | t3_2vkqvk | t5_2to41 | 24 | TehDing: TIFU by seeming racist and mysognistic in an interview
It was one of those classic "So what do you do for fun?" Questions. Mindlessly I blurted I was working on a site that allowed people to post whatever they wanted anonymously. I thought it was pretty cool. I went on to describe how I wrote an accompanying t... | 3 | 8 | |
1423687171 | 1423688920 | t3_2vkp6u | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By unknowingly sending hostile messages to my Biology teacher via Reddit
So this story begins last week thursday, culminating about 2 hours ago today.
Last week, an event called Codebreakers began at my high school. The event is run by my AP Biology teacher. Essentially, you pay $2 for a sheet of 9 cod... | 4 | 1 | |
1423688128 | 1423754908 | t3_2vkrgi | t5_2to41 | 64 | Sgtbird08: TIFU by trying to get a girlfriend.
This happened yesterday but I haven't found the motivation to write this out until now.
So around Valentines Day, my high school has this program going on where you can pay a dollar, and have a flower(Pretty sure this year it's a Carnation) delivered anonymously to a pers... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1423688355 | 1423719185 | t3_2vkrxq | t5_2to41 | 52 | throwaway12022015: TIFU by reading my wife's work phone messages
So I have been with my wife over 9 years. Well we only been married 2 years out of that. We have been through some pretty bad shit with my family over the years as they didn't agree with the marriage etc. Bit of context, I am Indian and she is white. So t... | 8 | 6.5 | |
1423688702 | 1423800140 | t3_2vksrx | t5_2to41 | 132 | deltafuckedme: TIFU by telling a Flight Attendant to go Fuck herself. Even though she deserved it.
spankthepunkpink: I'm a young parent and I never had any problems like this, at two years old I would expect to be able to exert a certain amount of discipline and control over a small human being who can communicate wit... | 12 | 11 | |
1423689616 | 1423694557 | t3_2vkuuw | t5_2to41 | 64 | dorathebigfatskank: TIFU by pissing all over my girlfriend
Prologue: I have been with my ex gf for 2 years. We came out of a party drunk as shit last month.
Fast forward to a few minutes later, and my gf passed out in a park. While she was out cold, I looked for a bush to piss onto, and I must have mistaked her for a ... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1423679345 | 1423693950 | t3_2vk7l5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | zintegy: TIFU by failing to repeat a word
Alright, this happened in 7th grade (I'm a first-year in college now), but thinking about this kept me up last night cringing.
I was at a JCPenney's(?) sponsored spelling bee, and there were a ton of people there. I'd previously won my school's spelling bee in 5th grade (5th ... | 3 | 4 | |
1423690244 | 1423751786 | t3_2vkw9i | t5_2to41 | 909 | Iknik_Blackstone: TIFU by not understanding a girl's intentions
Yesterday, actually.
I was out at a club in the city where I study at college. Whilst there I meet a girl who I know is friends with one of my friends but we've never really talked before. She tells me she's lost who she came here with so I stick around w... | 8 | 113.625 | |
1423690527 | 1423690850 | t3_2vkwym | t5_2to41 | 7 | palaxi: TIFU: Just shaved my face with wife's vagina razor
p_coletraine: How is this a FU?
namelessuser: I second this question. I put my face in my partner's vagina all the time.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423689267 | 1423691837 | t3_2vku28 | t5_2to41 | 9 | burnoutinvalid: TIFU by giving a birthday present
This actually happened six months, but it didn't occur to me until today what a catastrophe clusterfuck it actually was.
So after years of countless of interviews, money worries and benefits, I finally got a pretty decent office job. The trouble is I'm a very socially... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1423691399 | 1423707993 | t3_2vkyyf | t5_2to41 | 36 | BosSF82: TIFU Had a job interview today, told the company they've been stagnating for years and that their stock was a poor buy.
The situation was that I was on a 2nd interview for a position at a very large and well known company. I'm currently employed and like my job, so I'm not exactly under pressure to be a kiss-a... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1423691105 | 1423692640 | t3_2vkyax | t5_2to41 | 2 | Pufpastry: TIFU by losing roughly $1066(US) worth of equipment.
bulitman: Tough break, man. That sucks.
However, I am curious, how rough is that estimate?
Pufpastry: Pretty rough (more likely less) I wasn't sure how much the phone was worth currently.
EDIT: Did some research. Turns out my estimate was pretty accura... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423692506 | 1423706730 | t3_2vl1id | t5_2to41 | 7 | hemoglobinred: TIFU by saying no
Valentine's Day is around the corner.
I'm a sophomore in high school and today in biology we started learning about the heart. The teacher handed out 2 plastic models of the human heart for us to look at or *fondle* with. Then we were handed a packet to read about the human heart. Eve... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423692824 | 1423706248 | t3_2vl28e | t5_2to41 | 67 | MrsKristyLynn: TIFU by letting my husband's pregnant ex-girlfriend live in our basement
My husband dated this girl "A" for a few months like 10-12 years ago. They have been on/off friends ever since. I've been with my husband for 7 years, and have never felt threatened by her. Not that i actually ever met her before th... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1423693151 | 1423699636 | t3_2vl305 | t5_2to41 | 9 | KingSHIIFT: TIFU by wearing a bandana over my face in the cold.
I went to pick up some food for dinner tonight, and it's really cold outside. So i decide to put on my black bandana over my face because i have a thing about my face getting cold. I noticed an undercover police car opposite the street, but thought nothing... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1423691569 | 1423700213 | t3_2vkzcx | t5_2to41 | 7 | DroppingBiology: TIFU by sending hostile messages to what I thought was an angry classmate via reddit
*reposting so the title is less revealing*
So this story begins last week thursday, culminating about 2 hours ago today.
Last week, an event called Codebreakers began at my high school. The event is run by my AP Biol... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423689196 | 1423701736 | t3_2vktwx | t5_2to41 | 20 | thehindutimes3: TIFU by having a third grade vocabulary
Brief one: colleague/former friend had put in hours -- HOURS of work on a project. In front of our whole work group, I thanked him, and said, "your contribution cannot be understated."
I noted said colleague gave a quizzical look, as did a couple of other people ... | 4 | 5 | |
1423693790 | 1423699293 | t3_2vl4d4 | t5_2to41 | 286 | schnarf541: TIFU by playing with my new Amazon Echo
Well yesterday my Echo finally arrived. I started playing with it last night, asking ridiculous questions, checking capabilities, pairing my phone via bluetooth, etc. It's a fun gadget. I ended up setting it in the dining room by the kitchen as everybody seems to say ... | 5 | 57.2 | |
1423694638 | 1423697921 | t3_2vl65p | t5_2to41 | 10 | touchmyfuckingcoffee: TIFU by throwing a rock
The vacuum shop I manage is on a relatively large piece of property, with a small field and a grove of Winged Elm trees behind the shop.
I've got 3 fixed feral "shop cats" that hang out in the back. I feed them to keep them healthy, but not so much they aren't still good m... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423694472 | 1423702649 | t3_2vl5st | t5_2to41 | 13 | startpnw: TIFU by agreeing to a birthday spanking
The dissicussin of my upcoming birthday was commmented on by a friend of a friend offering me my birthday spanking- without further deta9ls i said sure...
Seems he is really keen on the whole spanking scene and kinda pro,
Stepping oustide of the bar, me thinkng jov... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1423696928 | 1423722019 | t3_2vlb1x | t5_2to41 | 6 | Kedoalbino: TIFU by smoking
Unfortunately about six months ago my mother-in-law passed away from cancer of the tongue. My wife and I took care of her in her later days. Needless to say I vowed to quit smoking.
Fast forward to this month I drunkenly decide that I can handle a cigarette. One became two, two became four. ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423695754 | 1423775327 | t3_2vl8k8 | t5_2to41 | 73 | crazymigraneperson: TIFU by having a migraine I thought was a mental breakdown
Today I really, really could have been sectioned and that would have been the major #1 fuck up of my life. The only reason I can trust this has actually happened is the bandage covering where the line used to be in my arm - it's intensely su... | 7 | 10.428571 | |
1423698555 | 1423713689 | t3_2vlem4 | t5_2to41 | 53 | homeless-romantic: TIFU by not silently farting in the computer lab.
Happened a couple years ago but it still burns in my memory like it was today. I was an undergrad student that took studying very seriously and pulled one to two all-nighters a week in the 24-hour computer lab in my university's library. So this one n... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1423700318 | 1423728116 | t3_2vlibf | t5_2to41 | 8 | RedColorado: TIFU with flipbook animation.
This was a few years ago back in highschool.
Some context: I did not know how to interact with girls in highschool. In Literature class I was drawing a stick figure moving in a book we had to read. I had a locker beside one of the hottest girls in my class.
The Fuck up: I le... | 4 | 2 | |
1423700121 | 1423765545 | t3_2vlhwl | t5_2to41 | 9 | demisemausr: Tifu on guys night out
so it was a guys night out so me and my 5 friends thought getting drunk is a good idea so we bought 2 bottles vodka and 2 bottles of kingfisher as i had to head back home (my parents dont know i drink ) i thought to drink less . so we bought all the thinks need and we went to my frie... | 3 | 3 | |
1423700256 | 1428182381 | t3_2vli78 | t5_2to41 | 242 | sedwards3205: TIFU by sending my SO a picture of a box
I wanted to surprise my girlfriend for a Valentines Day by getting her her first Authentic Giants MLB jersey. She knows she was getting a gift but had no clue what she was getting. So the package just came in today so I took a picture of the box saying "look what ... | 11 | 22 | |
1423701010 | 1423702146 | t3_2vljgu | t5_2to41 | 11 | CareerHydra18: TIFU by not picking up on a not-so subtle signal from a girl
As is the case with most TIFUs, this didn't happen today. It happened this past summer, while I was working at a white water rafting course. I was volunteering for an event my robotics team was hosting, when I spotted this girl. She had short b... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1423701779 | 1423704295 | t3_2vll2m | t5_2to41 | 20 | Skootchy: TIFU By telling a girl I loved her....for her pants.
This actually just happened and despite total embarrassment, I decided not to wait to tell Reddit my fuck up.
This girl and I have been together for a couple weeks and our comfort levels are as if we have been dating for months. She doesn't like wearing pa... | 5 | 4 | |
1423702193 | 1423752651 | t3_2vllr6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Fwbfu: TIFU by going "too far" with a new f**k buddy
I'm not sure how we got to talking about this but earlier today a friend and me were talking about when we had last sex. It's been over a year for both of us. Amazingly this leads to us deciding to become fuck buddies.
She's really into it at first, saying that we'... | 3 | 2 | |
1423703032 | 1423716483 | t3_2vln4p | t5_2to41 | 6 | arlitoma: TIFU by wearing old pants.
Alright, so this isn't a story that occurred today, it happened about four months ago. In fact, I didn't know about this sub until my friend told me to post this story on here so here it goes.
I'm a University student enrolled in an internship program and y last internship was ... | 3 | 2 | |
1423698792 | 1423773864 | t3_2vlf4a | t5_2to41 | 6 | Vok250: TIFU by trying to save a few bucks on gas
I just finished cleaning up this fuck up.
Gas is going up 4 cents tonight so I went to fill my car's tank and save a few bucks. The pumps at the gas station by my apartment are slow as hell. They are even slower if someone is pumping on the other side.
The pumps were ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423704627 | 1423734812 | t3_2vlq7g | t5_2to41 | 929 | creepycreepercreepin: TIFU By forgetting I couldn't walk.
This actually happened about twenty minutes ago. Do I get brownie points? So, for the past month, I've been dealing with this unknown, and very inconvenient, illness. Pain, fatigue, numbness, and a handful of other annoyances. The biggest annoyance is my sudden ... | 11 | 84.454545 | |
1423704614 | 1423705311 | t3_2vlq6m | t5_2to41 | 4 | Kanuck_Kyle: TIFU By Getting Banned in IAMA
Putridgrim: Who the fuck is Victoria?
Kanuck_Kyle: Wouldn't you like to know
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423704299 | 1423770333 | t3_2vlpm5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | NateJC: TIFU by not bringing my keys with me
TIFU. It didn't start off well, I was in a horrible mood, due to issues with my girlfriend I am on a break with. It's a very upsetting time and when my friend asked me to go for a run, I snapped up the chance.
It really cheered me up. It was a cold night, but running reall... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1423705549 | 1423710545 | t3_2vls1d | t5_2to41 | 14 | EchelonM30: TIFU by making a Nazi joke
Pretty straight forward - I've recently gotten a new tattoo (it's not quite finished yet, but it's close!) and had another session yesterday afternoon. This morning at work, my co-workers are all oooohing and aaaahing about how beautiful it turned out when someone mentioned that ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1423702210 | 1423707269 | t3_2vlls5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | DoIOffend: TIFU by being in a hurry and wrecking a days work by not triple checking
I work on blades, and as my particular profession, and more specifically my specialization isn't exactly a highly populated field, this is going to be somewhat vague.
This blade was due to be delivered tomorrow to a Very Important Acco... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423708316 | 1423723340 | t3_2vlxk7 | t5_2to41 | 37 | PrismaMiyu: TIFU by cursing during my job interview.
Long story short, I came across an amazing job listing a few weeks ago. I met all the qualifications and then some. The listed salary is fantastic and the benefits are even better so I e-mailed them a resume and some of my work. So I get an e-mail two weeks after sub... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1423708935 | 1423709549 | t3_2vlyqe | t5_2to41 | 13 | NillByeGeographyGuy: TIFU by pouring Potassium Iodide on my hand
Well, earlier today, as part of my ~~horrible~~ wonderful mandatory chemistry lab as part of my degree (I hate labs, I'm a physics type guy), we were doing some pretty basic titrations with some relatively reactive compounds. It should be noted that every... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423708146 | 1423763453 | t3_2vlx7p | t5_2to41 | 55 | helloniick: Tifu by doing my boss a favor.
I work at an IT company as a road tech (i know it sounds so enthralling.) Last night my boss called me and said he needed me to do him a favor, I needed to stop at a customer's house and pick up his computer so I could bring it back to our shop and our bench tech could fix it.... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1423704328 | 1423761494 | t3_2vlpo6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | bobby_ice: TIFU by Failing My Test
I took a test today that I've been studying for over a month. The test included multiple questions and calculations. It was a straightforward test although there were a couple of tricky questions. Yet, I did double checked all answers and formulas. This evening I checked the scores an... | 5 | 2 | |
1423710526 | 1423736837 | t3_2vm1rk | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my phone unguarded around my slightly overweight girlfriend
This is my first post on Reddit, ever... Anyways, My girlfriend and I have been together for close to 7 years. We have been living together for almost 6. We are registered domestic partners and have plans to get married after I gradu... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1423707755 | 1423763449 | t3_2vlwgh | t5_2to41 | 1,403 | oh_thatsnotgood: TIFU - Parent/Teacher Conferences
I am a high school teacher in the southeast. We had our parent-teacher conferences this evening beginning at 6 PM. With a nice three hour break before conferences started, I decided to run home and relax for a bit. I decided to browse the ever so lovely /gonewild subre... | 9 | 155.888889 | |
1423711289 | 1423776072 | t3_2vm39m | t5_2to41 | 4 | Astro_Lord: TIFU by being moist
This happened about five minutes ago and I'm still CrYing inside
I'm going to sport some tomorrow, so I decided I was going to shave my legs. Normal, right? What could possibly go wrong?! I grab my baby sensitive shaving cream and razor and hop into the shower that only I use. So you kn... | 4 | 1 | |
1423708621 | 1423752664 | t3_2vly5t | t5_2to41 | 69 | Bomei-chu_no: TIFU by sleeping over at my best friends house
For starters this is a throwaway account, and this had happened to me a couple years back like other posts on here.
I had been dating this girl, we shall call her Grace, for a little more than a year. We where having a falling out towards then end, so I dec... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1423711694 | 1423713933 | t3_2vm434 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting this sub.
I'm clearly in the painfully obvious minority here, but here goes nothing. I should've never logged into reddit today. But when I did this afternoon, [I saw this post about /u/MagicKiller liking a student's suggestive photo](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2vizax/tifu_by_liki... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423713561 | 1423714298 | t3_2vm7l7 | t5_2to41 | 45 | IM_A_BOX_AMA: TIFU by texting my crush
So this girl was my crush since elementary. She was a grade younger than me, so I didn't get to see her much. I was also bullied so I thought I would get the shit kicked out of me if I said I liked her, as she was the hot blonde in the school. After elementary she went to a differ... | 3 | 15 | |
1423714075 | 1423753713 | t3_2vm8l6 | t5_2to41 | 27 | UncheckedException: TIFU by making a joke about a stats question
This fuckup happened about 20 minutes ago. I was working on some stats homework with a friend this evening. We came to a question about probability involving two randomly-colored balls being placed into an urn. I thought this was an odd choice of vessel, ... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1423713970 | 1423893168 | t3_2vm8db | t5_2to41 | 525 | tacofrog2: TIFU by telling my teacher to download more ram
So I attend a very small high school in America, less than 400 students total throughout the four grades. Because of this, my school only hires one System Admin/IT. Being very intelligent with computers I have come to help him with computer and network problems... | 9 | 58.333333 | |
1423707388 | 1423716459 | t3_2vlvra | t5_2to41 | 7 | nocreditonreddit: TIFU by changing my address online.
I moved to a new place and wanted to change my mailing address online instead of going to the post office.
My girlfriend said it only cost's about a dollar and just took her a couple of minutes.
I figured I had both a dollar and couple of minutes to spare before I... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423714360 | 1423778944 | t3_2vm945 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Fhyrestar: TIFU by beginning a war: The Ghetto Kids of McGrape Soda School vs. The Magnet Geniuses of McGrape Soda School
So I'm the alpha nerd at my school, and I also am the "most intimidating" nerd, and while I was out sick (jk I wanted to do my provisionals for LoL) the ghetto kids wanted to sit on the stairs. The ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423715075 | 1423761118 | t3_2vmaeq | t5_2to41 | 4 | algizanna: TIFU by texting my mother instead of my boyfriend...
http://imgur.com/su81OBQ
to clarify, we've been playing the dragon ball mini game in GW2...also I forgot that the last person I texted was my mother so I just opened it back up...
heisenbergur: Your mom sounds like a fun mom. hahahahah
Ptdoughnut: Have yo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423712377 | 1423753110 | t3_2vm5dj | t5_2to41 | 3 | KYR_SPUH33DY: TIFU by researching my english paper topic
First off, this is my first post on tifu and its on mobile so I'm sorry in advance for spelling errors and grammar
context: Around spring break my English has to write a 6-7 page research paper on someone we think is a hero. We are finding our base source for ou... | 3 | 1 | |
1423716057 | 1423716420 | t3_2vmc3c | t5_2to41 | 7 | loogie97: TIFU by asking my wife to find a shirt on the Disney Store website
I asked my wife to find a specific T-shirt for my 3 year old daughter. We searched for a few minutes when I suggested maybe The Disney Store's website. She added 7 dresses and shirts to the shopping basket in about 5 minutes. Upside, found the... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423714896 | 1423716615 | t3_2vma3k | t5_2to41 | 19 | IAmALazyGamer: TIFU by stretching my legs
This actually happened about 2004. I was about 9 years old and was in class. The night before I saw that robot chicken episode with Goku and Santa. The one where the the Little Drummer Boy gets hit so hard in the boingaloings he thinks he breaks a testicle. Anyway, I'm just sit... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1423716478 | 1423872301 | t3_2vmcu8 | t5_2to41 | 281 | Prince_Luke: TIFU by asking a girl if she played Pokemon
Today I fucked up, specifically this morning, more like embarrassed myself but it’s a fuck up because after it happened I was like “Fuck…..” So, I am not your average college student, I like many things and some of them are what you called “nerdy” or “geeky.” I a... | 12 | 23.416667 | |
1423719184 | 1423721745 | t3_2vmhbg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing off my coach
ContrarySnivy: How long are you kicked off for?
gehseki: Just today i think
ContrarySnivy: When you go to your next practice, talk to the couch privately, apologize for your behavior but also let him know you don't appreciate being stuck in the slow lane and if he doesn't put yo... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423719279 | 1423719486 | t3_2vmhgr | t5_2to41 | 6 | elane5813: Tifu by ignoring my crohns disease in class.
CaliforniaGrizzlie: Good luck OP. I hope you start feeling better. Everyone should be over it by friday.
elane5813: Thanks!
| 3 | 2 | |
1423721372 | 1423759018 | t3_2vmkkh | t5_2to41 | 4,299 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my 3D printed kidney breast cancer
This just happened.
I work in 3D printing organs. It's very cool, but also very hard. like many labs, our lab also does some cancer work. I should add we are a research lab only, so no patients are involoved (thank science for that).
I spent all week prep... | 13 | 330.692308 | |
1423721102 | 1423743594 | t3_2vmk6s | t5_2to41 | 23 | yowda101: TIFU by stepping on a girls neck at the beach
I live in sydney, Australia so i go surfing regularly. One day i had just been for a great surf and was walking back up the beach. I was talking to my friend so I wasnt looking where i was going. Suddenly I hear this cry and I look underneath me there it is. I fuc... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1423721849 | 1423779051 | t3_2vmla6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Snow__Cone: TIFU accidentally finding my stalker from class
I have 140 students in my Electrical Technologist program at my college. I talk to about 5-6 of those people and thats including the profs that I like. The class is all guys. My one really good friend and I have two, 4 hour breaks through the week together to ... | 5 | 3 |
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