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1423715087 | 1424103961 | t3_2vmafo | t5_2to41 | 10 | robbedpizzaguy: TIFU by not locking my car when I returned to the store from delivering a pizza
So tonight I was robbed for $479 and my vape.
My store has had problems with people fishing money out of other's boxes before so I just keep my wallet in my car. Today I brought my extra cash with me so I could get a money o... | 5 | 2 | |
1423722527 | 1423748013 | t3_2vmm8x | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming a stalker
time4ticklefight: I could use a good stalking. How's it going?
Sex_andCandy: Sup
time4ticklefight: Now we're talking, let's get weird!
Sex_andCandy: [YES!!](http://i.imgur.com/0ufbIQ5.jpg)
| 5 | 1.6 | |
1423724288 | 1423724836 | t3_2vmoof | t5_2to41 | 8 | thisisusandme: TIFU by calling my boyfriend's boss
I'm in tears because I just ruined the life of the one person I love the most. My boyfriend and I have been together for about two years at this point, and like all relationships have had our ups and downs, mostly good times though.
Recently we've ran into a rough pat... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423725947 | 1423771793 | t3_2vmqpp | t5_2to41 | 3 | WardIsHydra: TIFU I asked the boy with no hand to do push-ups.
The context: This happened a couple of months ago, in summer camp. I was a stamper (half camper, half staff) and helped out a bit. We were playing a game called 'Escape from Russia', its a Cold War era camp game and it's really fun. Pretty much, there are s... | 3 | 1 | |
1423727694 | 1423755594 | t3_2vmss0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | acaliforniaburrito: TIFU by pissing on myself
I can handle my booze...tequila, a good beer, whiskey, vodka...just not in the same night. And that night was last night for me, a night where I fertilized all my clothes with throw up.
So as I write this, still hungover, I woke up a lot earlier than I would have liked t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423729877 | 1423735260 | t3_2vmv0i | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk for the first time.
I'll warn you now that this TIFU lacks the penultimate moment of crystallized shame that seems to define most TIFUs. Instead you get a mildly amusing sequence of misunderstandings and errors in judgement. This actually happened on New Year's Eve/Day 2002/2003. ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423730434 | 1423772694 | t3_2vmvjh | t5_2to41 | 377 | Doghair_inmybeard: TIFU by going on a date with a girl, I met online.
This happened about a year back, when Tinder was all the rage at the place where I live.
So, I went out on a date with this cute girl, we decide to meet for coffee and everything went by amazingly, she was funny & charming. A few hours went by w... | 6 | 62.833333 | |
1423730898 | 1423755271 | t3_2vmvzd | t5_2to41 | 8 | Neilio_Heilio: TIFU by ruining my chances with the most incredible girl I ever met.
fluff3n: Keep trying dude.
Neilio_Heilio: Thanks bro. I was advised to take a step back for a few weeks and let it go completely and see how she responds then.
ayytothelmaoo: A few days would probably be better. At least your not a lo... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423731593 | 1423734323 | t3_2vmwnf | t5_2to41 | 14 | leftyrighy: TIFU by trying that new masturbation technique...
SultanofShit: I thought you must be another victim of [this technique](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2va5zx/tifu_by_being_a_horny_teenager/)
Cop_Blocker: Oh god. To click the link or not to click the link...
SultanofShit: Click the link. You know yo... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1423733998 | 1423760895 | t3_2vmz20 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a total slut
thejardude: New sub created yesterday called BIFU, aka Before I Fuck Up. This would fit perfectly in there! :)
Also, damn. Sucks your friend doesn't have the decency to include you in the sexy times, that's just plain rude and inhospitable.
Postboned: Yeah, bet you'll respond che... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1423712351 | 1423782607 | t3_2vm5ca | t5_2to41 | 15 | jlr12345: TIFU by following the wrong person
Background: I work at a local supermarket, and due to the fact that the town I live/work in has a notorious drug problem, customers are not allowed to take shopping carts outside the store. This leaves the boys who work at this particular store (e.g. me) to have to carry ou... | 3 | 5 | |
1423734286 | 1423734513 | t3_2vmzbi | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a piss
Happened yesterday. Was 7pm and at work. I needed to take a piss for like forever and finally let myself enjoy it. However WC were closed for malfunction or w/e. I didn't want to go downstairs just to take one damn piss, so I just thought "fuck the police" and got in. Well i tried the t... | 3 | 2 | |
1423727208 | 1423786753 | t3_2vms8r | t5_2to41 | 130 | Jewgld: TIFU by unintentionally trying to get into a stranger's car
My sister and I are both home from college for family reasons. She had decided to make some money in the meanwhile, and has been tutoring a few kids for the past few weeks...
I didn't have much to do this night, so I decided to hit up a friend to hang... | 4 | 32.5 | |
1423735014 | 1423750388 | t3_2vn01z | t5_2to41 | 6 | shuttah627: TIFU by ruining a surprise party and insulting the hosts autistic kids.
TIFU Guys. My friend, lets call him "Carl" has a surprise party tomorrow night, and Im excited for attending. That was up to 30 minutes ago...
My friends and I, including Carl have a massive facebook chat about random shit. There is a ... | 3 | 2 | |
1423734955 | 1423754395 | t3_2vmzzy | t5_2to41 | 11 | NoobyOllie: TIFU by lying about my t-shirt
meesiammaihum: I think you should see http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2vmcu8/tifu_by_asking_a_girl_if_she_played_pokemon/
AstralHippies: I just hope this is not trolling for short internet fame, for sake of love and all humankind.
meesiammaihum: i am quite concerned it ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1423730154 | 1423744274 | t3_2vmv95 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ScrotieMcBoobgerball: TIFU by trying to wheelie
That's pretty much it. I'm just a 16 year who sucks at riding a motorcycle and crashed my first try. Not too bad but won't be trying that again in a while.
boxenstien: go out and crash again for making this stupid thread
ScrotieMcBoobgerball: oops i guess you were expecti... | 3 | 1 | |
1423740314 | 1424060257 | t3_2vn59u | t5_2to41 | 110 | iamtoastshayna69: TIFU by talking to a friend how hot a guy was
This happened when I was 15 so it was a few years ago. I went to an anger management class with a friend of mine at a local mental health clinic. We had been going for a few weeks when there was suddenly a new guy. My 15 year old self thought this guy was ... | 12 | 9.166667 | |
1423742127 | 1423744799 | t3_2vn74c | t5_2to41 | 27 | mattaust: TIFU by calling a dwarf very little
On an early morning, I was walking my little brother to school, it was pretty hot, a temperature of about 33 degrees Celsius for the morning.
As we were walking along a footpath, we were getting closer towards the school. This school has 2 entrances down a side street or a ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1423742988 | 1423893469 | t3_2vn81y | t5_2to41 | 11 | keptfloatin707: TIFU by having an anxiety attack at the hospital.
Background::A few days ago I crashed my moped going about 20 mph or so see -https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2v91oo/tifu_by_riding_a_moped/ . I got taken in for x-rays after waiting a couple days, to decide whether or not my trip was going to be wo... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1423743035 | 1423767621 | t3_2vn842 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking racist in front of my classmates
*Only thing you need to know for this FU is that I am a bit OCD and fidget with things around me.*
So to set the scene we are in my high school cafeteria and I decide to sit with some friends of mine and they invite one of there friends who happened to be bl... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423746153 | 1423875312 | t3_2vnbrq | t5_2to41 | 940 | dexter1457: TIFU by showing my passport with a surprise inside
Me, smiling like a damn fool because I just felt great, handing my passport to the airline counter for verification.
Male desk attendant: Ok, lets see here (opens up my passport, something slips out)...(awkward silence for 10 seconds)
Me, looking at the a... | 5 | 188 | |
1423744324 | 1423747787 | t3_2vn9lz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking laxatives
ContrarySnivy: Did Chantel even realize was she was doing?
rbl_tifu: She had been drinking whiskey all night, she was too drunk to understand what she had been doing unfortunately
ContrarySnivy: Oh, OK.
I think you should still confront the supposed thief, let her know you suspec... | 4 | 1 | |
1423747032 | 1423778438 | t3_2vncwg | t5_2to41 | 356 | IrishRussian: TIFU by thinking a crying girl wasn't going to act irrationally.
Today, at the gym, I was having a wonderful morning with a Red Bull and a bench press. The way my gym is set up, there is a leg press machine where your back is kind of to the ground at a 45* angle and you push up with your legs as the wei... | 8 | 44.5 | |
1423742306 | 1423749427 | t3_2vn7bh | t5_2to41 | 6 | Unic0rnBac0n: r/TIFU by thinking Armageddon was upon us.
Azuredawn: But... was it just a shooting star after all?
Unic0rnBac0n: No it was a Meteorite which had burst in the air. It looked like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv8y2ef5iZo) and it was around 3 a.m in the morning so the flash of light was way more ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423747795 | 1423751090 | t3_2vndz8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by flushing my toilet
Tankers123: When you said the tool of salvation I thought you were talking about digging it out with your hands. I guess a plunger makes more sense.
Young_Noob: i thought he was talkin bout the tool in his pants.
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423749677 | 1423773047 | t3_2vngtg | t5_2to41 | 105 | FAttia: TIFU By putting Deep Heat on my Ballsack. [NSFW]
If you've ever used Deep Heat, you can probably tell where this story is going.
So, after pulling a muscle in my thigh in football, I felt sorry for myself and went to bed early, (naked) - I was hot alright.
However, I woke up at 3am in the worst pain imaginable,... | 5 | 21 | |
1423751545 | 1423787249 | t3_2vnjwo | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU by having morning wood
*THIS HAPPENED early this morning*
My day started like any other males morning, with a case of morning wood. However what makes my morning differ then all the others is how it fucked my morning up.
Every day during the week I wake up, grab a towel, hide the boner and stumble into ... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1423751611 | 1423777356 | t3_2vnk0h | t5_2to41 | 5 | leprecon96: TIFU indirectly licked a used tampon
This happened about a year ago, but whatever. During the summer, I was working as a lifeguard at the public pool in town. As part of our job, at the end of the day, we had to clean up the place, including bathrooms. The absolute worst cleanup assignment was the women's b... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423752053 | 1423860567 | t3_2vnks6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by selling my car
Well, this didn't happen today. The initial fuck-up happened back at the beginning of August.
Started simple enough, post ads then get stupid replies.. Was posting and bartering for at least a month to a month and a half. Finally I just decided to sell the car for less than it was wort... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423752520 | 1423754806 | t3_2vnllf | t5_2to41 | 10 | o0kvothe0o: TIFU by filling a mechanics shop with explosive liquid.
This was not today, sorry.
I used to work at an asphalt plant. They had an onsite mechanics shop which was a huge pool barn type building with 5 large bays. 4 bays for the mechanics and 1 bay for the pit. This is where you can drive a truck over a ... | 5 | 2 | |
1423750698 | 1423771313 | t3_2vnii3 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by not hanging up my phone.
So this girl that was my friend, and whom I always only saw as my friend, kissed me a few months ago. My whole world turned upside down. Suddenly, this girl, that I always was attracted to, became somebody that I had a chance with.
Let me backtrack a bit. I met her becaus... | 3 | 7 | |
1423753810 | 1423780591 | t3_2vnnwe | t5_2to41 | 96 | childhood-memories: TIFU by being nice and helping my mum out with her laptop.
Background: my parents are in the mid to late 60's. I was raised very conservative and strict family. They are currently visiting me and my family and have been here for a week.
The FU: this morning Dad wanted a me to put some files on her ... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1423754205 | 1423756157 | t3_2vnoog | t5_2to41 | 11 | TheVoiceOfAGod: TIFU By making my friend think he had a job at Jagex
So this happened around 10 minutes ago...
So my house mate asked me for the number of a friend let's call him Tom as he was getting texts from someone he didn't know. So I checked the number for this Tom and drop called it and left it at that. So I g... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423754638 | 1423773324 | t3_2vnpiy | t5_2to41 | 73 | g-regular: TIFU; I bought 1 year of Reddit gold thinking I could gift it
I was gilded on another account, and decided I wanted to use my throwaway account to anonymously return the favour.
No, I didn't research as I should have. Yes, I blindly bought the year subscription assuming I knew what the fuck I was doing.
N... | 7 | 10.428571 | |
1423754571 | 1423778076 | t3_2vnpd5 | t5_2to41 | 27 | laxxr: TIFU breaking up a couple friend of mine
Hey Reddit, Today I fucked up.
So, here's the thing, there's this couple of friends of mine, they are (were) engaged, and I am a good friend of both. So, the girl, whom I will call M. came to me saying that her fiancee, whom I will call L. was very distant, only watchin... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1423755081 | 1423763455 | t3_2vnqc4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Dicpix1337: TIFU by having my girlfriend take and send a dick pic to my best friend.
MayDayBayBay: Thats not gay. My brother used to send me random pics of his junk n balls doing "the brain/goat/etc.", bc he knew it grossed me out. Im a girl,but i get why and the sense of humor.
myrptaway: Your brother has a massive c... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1423756668 | 1423758010 | t3_2vnth2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally touching my bestfriends vagina. [NSWF]
alkali_feldspar: [I don't believe you](http://i.imgur.com/aYxsvj2.png)
tetrahydrocanada: Why not? What's so unbelievable about this?
alkali_feldspar: Op's post history makes it suspect.
Purgatoryonlegs: And the 1st post was also about a vagina, 6 ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423756523 | 1423757899 | t3_2vnt6s | t5_2to41 | 15 | Blakzilla: TIFU by butt-dialing my dad during sex
wwickeddogg: Check his voicemail, maybe you left a message and he hasn't heard it yet, oh wait, two months ago :(
Blakzilla: Yea it's a little too late for damage control. When I visited him at the hospital I thought about stealing his phone but there were too many wit... | 3 | 5 | |
1423757571 | 1423759636 | t3_2vnvaz | t5_2to41 | 5 | SouthernAirTemple: TIFU by trying ghost pepper hot sauce.
trollaweigh: They say the capsaicin may [may be a treatment for cancer](http://preventcancer.aicr.org/site/News2?id=11165), and that it [makes tumor cells commit suicide](http://jnci.oxfordjournals.org/content/94/17/1263.long).
I used to eat habaneros straight... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423757546 | 1423758314 | t3_2vnv8u | t5_2to41 | 2 | frenchman1995: TIFU by being the best guy I could be.
EvilBastard666: Dont dwell on it dude she obviously found the BBO.
frenchman1995: BBO??
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423757846 | 1423758486 | t3_2vnvw6 | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking someone else's jacket
I'm still quite shaken by what happened, but here's the story from my point of view:
I had been drinking with a few friends, and we'd met some other people who seemed nice enough. After a while, we parted ways, most other people left, and still sitting in the pub, I noti... | 5 | -0.8 | |
1423758296 | 1423840901 | t3_2vnwtg | t5_2to41 | 2,925 | That_Guy704: TIFU by buying Girl Scout cookies
This whole thing started about 3 weeks ago. I moved into a new neighborhood less than 2 months ago and most of the families that live there have younger (5-10 year old) children. A few weeks after moving in I get my first visitor and it is a young girl with her father and ... | 9 | 325 | |
1423758574 | 1423760274 | t3_2vnxei | t5_2to41 | 6 | theslimbox: TIFU, by shitting my pants in my bosses office as soon as I got to work.
Quick_man: Unfortunately I had to remove your post for having to deal with defection on a weekday
theslimbox: What does that mean?
Quick_man: Rule 3, we only allow sexual and defection related fuckups on the weekend because they beca... | 6 | 1 | |
1423759361 | 1423882766 | t3_2vnz47 | t5_2to41 | 9,974 | ShamedAboutPenisArt: TIFU by forgetting I had drawn a face on my penis and then going to a doctor's appointment.
2 nights prior to a scheduled doc's appointment I had drawn a face on the top of my penis. I had used a black magic marker.
When I am bored and drunk on vodka/cran-tangerine, sometimes I draw a face on my ... | 25 | 398.96 | |
1423759555 | 1423769791 | t3_2vnzke | t5_2to41 | 5 | imperial87: TIFU by handing my GF someone else's panties
yensid7: Hopefully asking your roommate if they're hers will fix it all.
imperial87: I should probably watch a few episodes of three's company to make sure that is a good idea
yensid7: 80% chance it's the landlord's.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1423758366 | 1423786275 | t3_2vnwyg | t5_2to41 | 38 | LiberateBananas29: TIFU by taking a scissors to my scrotum.
I don't really shave down there, ever, but I do trim. Today was one such day where I got in the shower to turn a majestic forest into a field of tall grass.
After I'd finished, I pondered the few random long hairs coming off my scrotum and decided they shoul... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1423759920 | 1423761455 | t3_2vo09t | t5_2to41 | 9 | Pichus_Wrath: TIFU by accidentally committing bank fraud for months.
To give a little background, this goof began more than four months ago when I applied for and received a credit card from a major bank. As anyone who has a credit card knows, part of the usual process of setting up a new card requires you to enter you... | 3 | 3 | |
1423760622 | 1423761469 | t3_2vo1wd | t5_2to41 | 8 | WheezyTurtle: TIFU by assuming someone said ya to me
After reading about all the dumbasses on here I finally joined the club. Unlike a lot of them this happened about 3 hours ago.
Woke up for work as usual at 5:21 (just too lazy to reset my alarm and it works). Now its worth noting a couple things which GREATLY attri... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423761068 | 1423767183 | t3_2vo2u4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | PraiseThaSunBro: TIFU by unboxing my Villager Amiibo.
Well, like all TIFU posts, this didn't happen today. This happened on the release day of SSB Wii U. However, today I looked on Kijiji and bam, someone in my area wants to buy a boxed one for $80 bucks! EIGHTY! I bought it for $15! It hasn't even been a year yet, can... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423757919 | 1423764588 | t3_2vnw1e | t5_2to41 | 4 | redlight_throwaway: TIFU by going through a red light
tizorres: Hi redlight_throwaway, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by going through a red light*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 1. All fuck-ups must be original and yours.
* 1c. Your fuckup must be your f... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423760992 | 1423764929 | t3_2vo2o3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu because my dad is visiting
onascaleoffunto10: And Mrs. Piss can't understand that your dad might be missing his wife on Valentines day? Perhaps the real mistake might have made a number of years ago.
Robertson_Bit4Life: Yaa well if it is a mistake its now worth 500 g to accept and move on. So ill take ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423761544 | 1423833359 | t3_2vo3v1 | t5_2to41 | 184 | Superhuse: TIFU by giving away all my stuff to a random stranger
It was a normal day, like every other day. I had eaten my breakfast, locked the door to my house, and sat down in my car. It didn´t start.. I figured it was the battery so I had to run into the house again to find my battery charger.
Since I was in a... | 10 | 18.4 | |
1423760250 | 1423773966 | t3_2vo112 | t5_2to41 | 3 | I_dont_even_lift_br0: TIFU by having friends
TIFU by having friends. So, this just happened about 10 seconds ago. So at my school valentine's day is huge. We have Friday off, so today, Thursday, is when it is celebrated. The juniors at my highschool prepare a lunch to fund their senior trip. Normally the girls make the... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423762412 | 1423783903 | t3_2vo5p3 | t5_2to41 | 346 | Sinom: TIFU by getting black-out drunk on my birthday.
I'm not a massive fan of the usual 'TIFU by having sex blah blah blah' so I won't bore everybody with that part and frankly, I don't remember it anyway, but this definitely belongs in the depths off fucking up.
So, it was my birthday last week and I had some drink... | 8 | 43.25 | |
1423761913 | 1423797793 | t3_2vo4nh | t5_2to41 | 607 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a kid use my phone
This is probably the first time that I have fucked up so badly that the story is worth telling to /r/tifu
So let me give a quick background for the story. I was visiting my mother last weekend, since I finally had the time to drop by her place. It had been a long time sin... | 6 | 101.166667 | |
1423763679 | 1423777583 | t3_2vo8d7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | catsb4broes: TIFU by being my mother's child.
The other day my mum, boyfriend and I were watching Resident Evil together. My mum is one of those people who could tell you whatever you want to know about any part of history ever, but will ask without fail if the generic female pop-singer on the radio is "Madonna? No, Ky... | 4 | 1 | |
1423765354 | 1423777859 | t3_2voc21 | t5_2to41 | 12 | aerowei: TIFU by saying something I shouldn't have.
So hey, long time lurker here, never though I'd fuck up aswell lol.
So basically I was in the biology class and we were talking about unicellular organisms. It was pretty fun and I was really confident about myself. And as the lesson was finishing we had a little ora... | 4 | 3 | |
1423765860 | 1423767999 | t3_2vod6u | t5_2to41 | 9 | Jacksonspace: TIFU by going to my first visitation.
I was there for a total of five minutes. I was only close with about two or three people there, so I knew how to talk to them, but talking to the rest of the family was extremely nerve-wracking. At the visitation there was an open casket and it was the first time I'd ... | 3 | 3 | |
1423766200 | 1423768322 | t3_2vodyu | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friend/roommate/coworker he can date my ex
So I had been dating his girl I work with on and off for about three months, and in the short time I was dating her, I fell head over heels. There would be times where she would panic about commitment and just leave, breaking up with me via te... | 3 | 1 | |
1423766114 | 1423774449 | t3_2vodrc | t5_2to41 | 283 | murderouspanda00: TIFU by blowing my nose
So this happened earlier this morning, and the horror I felt is still working itself out.
I'm not a morning guy. Wake me up before 10am, and mentally I am useless. I also have a habit of using toilet paper to blow my nose when I run out of regular nose tissues.
So today I... | 5 | 56.6 | |
1423765408 | 1423770476 | t3_2voc6o | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by lifting weights in gym class.
This fuck up happened about two years ago while I was in high school, but still makes for a funny story that comes up in my life ever so often.
I went to a very small high school consisting of roughly 200-250 total throughout all four grades. The gym class I was in had ... | 5 | 3 | |
1423767233 | 1423772528 | t3_2vog7m | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a microbiology class.
Today in microbiology class, we had to collect from our environment an example of a gram positive and a gram negative bacteria.
Gram positive is easy, cause that shit's everywhere. Gram negative is harder to find.
The instructor told us there's only two places we're go... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1423766432 | 1423806691 | t3_2voegu | t5_2to41 | 20 | orginal_user: TIFU by completing misreading the situation and trying to make-out with my friend
Throwaway for obvious reasons...
This happened last night.
I went over to a friend's house last night. She had recently broken up with her boyfriend and we hadn't seen each other in a long time so I came over to catch up ... | 4 | 5 | |
1423767807 | 1423803884 | t3_2vohh6 | t5_2to41 | 87 | analmango: TIFU by building my friend's hopes up
So my friend has had the worst few weeks lately with six of his family members being killed in Iraq due to ISIS and other extremist terrorists. All separate incidents. It's been a tough time for him so I did all I could to make sure he's got his mind off it.
Well today w... | 3 | 29 | |
1423768663 | 1423769963 | t3_2voj59 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by sitting on the wrong damn seat
So basically, I just finished 6 and a half hours straight (with a ~30 minute lunch break) consisting of 2 lectures, 2 seminars, and an approx. 2 hour group meeting at uni. I REALLY needed a shit. I should probably mention that I absolutely hate using public toilets unle... | 3 | 2 | |
1423769751 | 1424327908 | t3_2volb4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | AustrianAtheist: [TIFU] by screencasting proposal images of my ex
I was at home alone and was on facebook, I found out that my ex girlfriend is getting married and looked at the pictures of the proposal on my samsung tv (screencasting with my phone).
It wasn't because i still love her or miss her it was just out of in... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423769845 | 1423835255 | t3_2volkf | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by warning a cop that another cop was just up the road...
This is kind of a minor f-up compared to others on this sub, but it could have been much worse...
Early today (yes this actually happened today) I was driving in a 30 mph zone, but if you saw this street and the area it should really be a 45 mp... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1423769068 | 1423797798 | t3_2vok0k | t5_2to41 | 13 | librarianjenn: TIFU by attempting to joke around with a library patron
Nice guy came in a few weeks ago, asking for a book that we didn't have. I told him it looked like a great title, and that I'd be happy to order it for the library. I told him I'd put his name on the slip, and that once it was cataloged, he'd be the... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1423769977 | 1423772982 | t3_2volry | t5_2to41 | 6 | ihatemycoworkers5eva: TIFU by trying to get along with my coworkers
Before I start, I'm just going to say that I don't know if any of my coworkers browse reddit. They probably don't, but if they do then posting this is a bad idea but I will do so regardless. So if any of my coworkers happen to be reading this: fuck you... | 3 | 2 | |
1423769464 | 1423816573 | t3_2vokwa | t5_2to41 | 132 | limabeanns: TIFU by super-gluing my eye shut.
This happened today, if you imagine that "today" takes place in December 2001.
The first semester of my sophomore year in college was almost complete and I was up to my ears in projects and papers. Ever the procrastinator, I had put off two of the biggest papers until the ... | 6 | 22 | |
1423769998 | 1423790505 | t3_2volud | t5_2to41 | 19 | rojogrande13: TIFU by texting my ex girlfriend's mom
TIFU big time. A little less than a year ago my girlfriend was killed in a car accident...I will give that a second to sink in. I was extremely close with her parents and we still spend time with each other occasionally. I recently got back into dating and even thoug... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1423770549 | 1423825162 | t3_2von3m | t5_2to41 | 8 | c0rgib0t: TIFU by visiting chick fil a
So I heard that chick fil a was having a special this month where you can get a free hot or iced coffee (once per customer per visit if you're wondering) and naturally being the oy vey internet user I am went in and asked for nothing but a free iced coffee, score! I got it and we... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423773448 | 1423841709 | t3_2voslg | t5_2to41 | 239 | TEKlart: TIFU by brutally beating someone with their own iPhone as a result of a road rage incident
mgoldfine: >I have no tolerance for dangerous driving, so I slowed down as the guy got more and more aggressive.
*10 seconds earlier...*
>So I turned off traction control and prepared to battle for the pole posi... | 11 | 21.727273 | |
1423773289 | 1423804694 | t3_2vos88 | t5_2to41 | 115 | wickedpissa5: TIFU by thinking that an open bar on NYE is a good idea.
For New Year's Eve, some friends and I went to an open bar in Boston. We all cabbed there around 9 PM. It was a FRIGID night, so the first thing I do is run to the bar and order my usual vodka Diet Coke. I'm not sure if it was all the holiday commot... | 8 | 14.375 | |
1423774408 | 1423777020 | t3_2vouuv | t5_2to41 | 10 | eggshitter: TIFU by skipping class
Before you all nag at me, I know skipping class is wrong. I think I've learnt my lesson anyway...
So, this FU happened today. I was walking to my German class when I decided in my head that I didn't really fancy showing up. My brain came up with the idea to hide in the bathroom so I ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423775529 | 1423777396 | t3_2voxfx | t5_2to41 | 3 | Xyloz: TIFU - By wanting to play Cluedo
I made a couch fort and I set the coffee table in it with Xmas lights on it as funky stars, to surprise my partner when she got back from her evening class.
I set up the [mood](http://www.rainymood.com/) to double as a light and when she came in she started crying slammed the d... | 3 | 1 | |
1423715636 | 1423934057 | t3_2vmbes | t5_2to41 | 9 | lesionofdoom: TIFU by celebrating my good news with the wrong person
Technically, this happened about three weeks ago, but there's been a lot of shit going on so, deal with it. Or not.
Last summer, I had a giant blood clot in my lungs. It almost killed me, and I spent 6 days in ICU hooked up to all kinds of drugs and... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423726411 | 1423790769 | t3_2vmr9t | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting hit by a car
Well this actually happened 2 years ago, I was crossing a bridge and I was hit by a car. Now being a 16 year old at the time, i didn't think much of it; just got up, kicked my leg a few and off i went. Now, i wish i would've done any type of treatment to it, because now i plan on... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423777273 | 1423816246 | t3_2vp1el | t5_2to41 | 146 | BlueWhovian: TIFU Giving in to childhood curiosity
This FU happened when I was 8 and my younger sister was 4. (Rule 1 says it doesn't have to be from today.) We were out in the back yard playing with a plastic kitchen play set and using all kinds of stuff we found lying around as our pretend food. One of our "foods" wa... | 5 | 29.2 | |
1423777427 | 1423789709 | t3_2vp1rr | t5_2to41 | 199 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking my friends girlfriend.
bvkeys: If you really value his friendship then tell your friend you fucked his girlfriend. Explain the situation and hopefully he'll understand and be forgiving eventually. Otherwise, it doesn't matter.
arrowforerunner: OP, do this. Also tell your friend to break up... | 7 | 28.428571 | |
1423777413 | 1423779320 | t3_2vp1qp | t5_2to41 | 4 | 9for1: TIFU Big time.
This just happened to me. Alright so there I was surfing the enter webs, when I notice that the ol' girl was running low on energy. So I get up to plug her charger in, but as I'm grabbing the power cord I can see that one of the metal prongs is bent a little bit. Like if somebody had yanked it out... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423776047 | 1423781476 | t3_2voym4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Wampoose: TIFU my job interview by stealing an ID card and implying that the interviewer was fat.
Four years and a hundred thousand dollars ago, I started working on getting my Bsc. Seven months after graduation, all I have to say is, "I was told there would be employers".
It's not actually the degree's fault. It's a... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1423773146 | 1423779484 | t3_2vorwm | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my passport with a surprise inside
I acknowledge that the "today" part of this is a bit dated; however, I saw an earlier post on this topic today, which brought this experience to mind. I think many of you will enjoy it despite its vintage.
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It was as summer, some significant amount of t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423780268 | 1423977382 | t3_2vp85m | t5_2to41 | 12 | OzilButPrettier: TIFU by trying to steal some food
So this happened two minutes ago and I feel like total shit. I was caught trying to steal a baby Ruth from a newsagents. This sucks because now the shop owner has branded me a theif and I have been shopping there for years... I feel like I've kicked a puppy, I feel so ... | 6 | 2 | |
1423780132 | 1423785626 | t3_2vp7ty | t5_2to41 | 19 | DarkAssassin3099: TIFU by trying to prank my friend.
OK, so a little back-story, there is a kid in my school we'll call "Steve", so Steve is one of those kids who asks EVERY girl out, and fails EVERY time. OK, so with Valentines day coming up my school sells roses and hearts to send to other people you like. I walk in ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1423780482 | 1423782873 | t3_2vp8o2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a threesome with by boss' brothers
My boss is one of a number of children. She has two very attractive brothers, who have been friends of mine for a few years now. Anyway, fast forward to last weekend.
A bunch of friends went out and we were all drinking. We got home rather early from our ga... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423779616 | 1423800214 | t3_2vp6nz | t5_2to41 | 6 | DragonVerity: TIFU Sent a sad Valentine's Day invitation.
So, I have had a crush on a girl that I work(ed) with for a bit now, and so it's a bit of a long story. I'm actually pretty apprehensive to post this next part since I know the internet may rip me a new one, but this is TIFU so... fuck it? I had texted her at on... | 3 | 2 | |
1423781568 | 1423782884 | t3_2vpabm | t5_2to41 | 3 | HomeyDogBiscuit: yea thanks, I tried fixing this just now, never submitted a post this long before so I may or may not have fixed it, my bad.
HomeyDogBiscuit: I fixed it
ContrarySnivy: Awesome! :)
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1423780726 | 1423784827 | t3_2vp979 | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying out Ben Wa balls... NSFW
cerbaroo: Why have you scheduled a meeting with your supervisor? Quite possible nobody knew and this won't be an issue if you keep mum.
CwrwCymru: OP is your mum?
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1423781756 | 1423799302 | t3_2vpbdx | t5_2to41 | 14 | itsdietz: TIFU by buying Avon from an ex for my current girlfriend for Valentines day.
Be gentle this is my first time on TIFU. This started about last week but the fuck up was today. About 2 weeks ago I started seeing this girl. We'll call her Anna. She's pretty cool, things progressed pretty fast and now we see each ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1423782430 | 1423840205 | t3_2vpcte | t5_2to41 | 170 | iAmTheRealLange: TIFU by Googling "naked hamster" in class and clicking on images.
Someone asked if hamsters could be "naked" like some cats are. So I googled it to show them. It was projected onto the whiteboard.
DevinChelsea: "Naked hamster" is now in everyone's search history.
mardh: Indeed it is.
Kim_Jong_Goon: Xha... | 5 | 34 | |
1423783229 | 1423786692 | t3_2vpejz | t5_2to41 | 5 | ficklefire: TIFU by accidentally robbing someone.
So, today, like many other days in my life, I fucked up.
I woke up early in order to run a couple errands in the village and get some work done. In my village, we have a few gas stations, namely a Sunoco that rests just off of the train tracks at the center of the vill... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423784479 | 1423835207 | t3_2vph7m | t5_2to41 | 41 | BarthGrooks: TIFU by telling an employee I wanted her to go bra-less. Sort of.
So today (yes actually "T" is for "today" in this TIFU) I had to give the company announcements at my department. They included a reminder about the dress code, including a statement that "foundational undergarments" must be worn. One woma... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1423782220 | 1423796419 | t3_2vpcd5 | t5_2to41 | 71 | rrremixed: TIFU by having a short-term memory
Decided to order pizza on the way home late last night. Upon entering my apartment, I made my way swiftly to the kitchen to grab a can of soda to compliment my meal. It was quickly discovered that I did not have any sitting in the fridge. With no ice and being hungry/impati... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1423784089 | 1423788333 | t3_2vpgeq | t5_2to41 | 25 | StonerCPA: TIFU by laughing at a girl who was on her period.
TL/DR: Made fun of a girl for having a red stain on her towel, turns out she was on her period.
Long time reader, first time submitter.
This happened about 8 years ago, when i was 19. I would have posted it sooner, but had no idea what Reddit was at the tim... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1423785349 | 1423786978 | t3_2vpj1p | t5_2to41 | 7 | anicesteakdinner: TIFU by comparing my wife to a nice steak dinner.
My wife is a truly beautiful woman, smart and funny too. We have been together for 7 years now, still very much in love but the physical side of the relationship has diminished somewhat.
She gets upset because sometimes I just am too tired or not in ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423786183 | 1423809839 | t3_2vpkrz | t5_2to41 | 220 | Theleux: TIFU by pulling my wand out in the middle of class.
This actually happened a year ago today, but I think it still counts.
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**A bit of a Back story:** I am currently in High School. I had an English course (like every year) with a new teacher which I hadn't heard of or even seen before. Excited to see who ... | 6 | 36.666667 | |
1423786734 | 1423805794 | t3_2vplub | t5_2to41 | 11 | BananaSwarm: TIFU by getting nervous talking to new girl
I'm pretty bad with talking to females as an 18 year old male with low self esteem and zero experience with females.
But a couple of day ago I'm going to my business class and I stand by the front of class talking to a friend named Robert. All of a sudden this... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423787065 | 1423789700 | t3_2vpmhf | t5_2to41 | 8 | Thatrandomguy007: TIFU by trusting my brother.
So my brother asked me if I would like to prank of my girlfriend/roommate for Valentine's Day. Of course, I agreed. So we settled on doing the 'tie two doors doorknobs together with rope' prank. I was busy selling turnips on /racnlturnips, so I asked him if he could do it ... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1423786703 | 1423919181 | t3_2vpls1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking the #1 bro code rule/falling for the girl of my dreams by accident.
to begin with, I'm gunna say that, yes, I feel like an arsehole, but I would do it again in a moment.
so, this is my first post, please forgive any lack of quality or excessive length.
my best friend and I have known each ... | 5 | 3.2 |
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