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1423787760 | 1423789640 | t3_2vpnu8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by beating it at work (NSFW)
ContrarySnivy: So 4 minutes of pleasure was worth losing what I'm assuming was a good paying job?
arrowforerunner: I'm pretty sure the job sucked since he'd rather choose fapping.
| 3 | 1 | |
1423787704 | 1423788727 | t3_2vpnqm | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting thousands of files from my company's ftp server...
I am but an intern web designer
Tasked to upload files over an ftp server
When I accidentally deleted everything with two simple clicks
Then learned there is no way to undo things...
I began to panic as piss sweats out my bladder
Fea... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423781515 | 1423790283 | t3_2vpaw2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU: By Agreeing to Babysit my SIL's 3 Kids...
This was actually earlier this week, but I digress. I typed this on my phone, so I apologize if there's any spelling or grammatical errors. Prepare for a wall of text...
My sister in law gave me a sob story about how their Dad hadn't picked them up in weeks a... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423786050 | 1423797058 | t3_2vpkhc | t5_2to41 | 4 | faptimeisanytime: TIFU by mastubating in a forrest.
JCarl69: Honestly wanted the story going like this. "Saw a fucking coyote and didn't have time to put my dick away so I just started running, pants off and everything. Then once I thought I lost it I turn around and find it to be a small dog that just wanted a friend... | 4 | 1 | |
1423789093 | 1423796214 | t3_2vpqj7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking best friend out for Valentines Day
For a long time I've had feelings for a close friend of mine. We'll call her Jill. We've been friends for over 7 years, and it's safe to say that Jill and I are best friends. I didn't always look at Jill that way, but over the past couple years I've started t... | 5 | 3 | |
1423787531 | 1423800046 | t3_2vpnf4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | giant-fag: TIFU by not appoaching a hot lady
So I was going straight to office after my flight. I've decided to take the train since there is some time allowance.
I was on the train minding my own business like the rest of morning passagers. Accidently I got a 5 second eye contact with a very, *very* hot lady.
(She ... | 3 | 2 | |
1423785375 | 1423816880 | t3_2vpj41 | t5_2to41 | 3 | mxvdw: TIFU by trying to impress the girl I like
So this happened today, the girl I like shitloads got a mail saying she passed all her exams for her graduation.
I was very happy and proud of her so I decided to surprise her with something original and special.
Where I live we have a big screen on the local shoppingm... | 3 | 1 | |
1423790315 | 1423798115 | t3_2vpt0f | t5_2to41 | 5 | ThatGuyOneDoorOver: TIFU by rubbing my stick after work.
ghostly175: Hi ThatGuyOneDoorOver, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by rubbing my stick after work.*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 3. All sexual and defecation content is reserved for the weekend.
If... | 5 | 1 | |
1423790585 | 1423791311 | t3_2vpti1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | bedhed69: TIFU by asking my coworker if she had a mother
Firstly I'd like to point out that I haven't been in this town long. I came here to study and with studying comes a house and bills and beer. All of these things cost money. I've been surviving so far off my student loan but after some calculations I noticed that... | 3 | 1 | |
1423791076 | 1423861821 | t3_2vpuhb | t5_2to41 | 88 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking up my younger sister on Tumblr [NSFW]
vbullinger: My sister did something similar and... it just hurts. I never watched a second of whatever it is she did, nor do I ever want to, but... I just can't handle the fact that she did it. We weren't raised like that at all and it's one of the most ... | 10 | 8.8 | |
1423790944 | 1423791465 | t3_2vpu6w | t5_2to41 | 7 | UninstallDarling: TIFU by laughing at a pun
During our English class today, we all had speeches to do regarding a problem in today's world. My friend chose torture, basically he did a speech regarding torture and how it's a breach of human rights and whatever, he also referenced a suspected Afghan militant named Gul Ra... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423790129 | 1423792316 | t3_2vpsml | t5_2to41 | 109 | sorrymommapls: TIFU by popping a boner
So today I'm sitting in my room upstairs browsing /r/cringe when I come across a video of air sex and I get one of thoe confused boners that all of us have gotten at least once.
I'm waiting on my food and I was wearing sweatpants so the boner is poking out like no other. Suddenly... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1423794309 | 1423795783 | t3_2vq0v7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Academy16: TIFU by peeing out my windo
deeluna: You're lucky that is the worst you got, if anybody saw you do that, be prepared to receive a summons.
Academy16: The only person who would've saw me is if someone was in my backyard. I'm surrounded by trees
deeluna: Well in that case, good luck with your urine stains the... | 4 | 2 | |
1423793968 | 1423861090 | t3_2vq06o | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to engage in small talk
I went to the gym today for my induction. Its the first time I've ever been to a gym so I was a little nervous about how it was going to go. In the induction one of the gym instructors was taking me through how to use the machines, she was a middle aged women in good sh... | 4 | 8 | |
1423795524 | 1423796012 | t3_2vq3aj | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jon-Osterman: TIFU by taking an offer to get a ride back.
This morning at 1am I was hanging out with some friends at an in n out. We decide to head back and one of them has a car. he offers me a ride back to the dorms but I have my bike with me. I try to fit the bike in the trunk but that doesn't work.
Now I can eit... | 3 | 2 | |
1423774968 | 1423796394 | t3_2vow64 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a good person
It's actually my SO's fuckup. I have a long standing belief that if someone needs help and I can provide it, I will. My SO is the opposite, more of a mind my own business kinda guy. Here comes the fuckup.
A couple nights ago (Sunday) we were relaxing nicely, having a drink... | 3 | 3 | |
1423796505 | 1423797682 | t3_2vq55d | t5_2to41 | 4 | Nattylight_Murica: TIFU by jacking off into a 300 year old tortoise shell while a unicorn played sweet child o' mine on a fife
tizorres: Hi Nattylight_Murica, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by jacking off into a 300 year old tortoise shell while a unicorn played sweet child o' mine ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423795916 | 1423803269 | t3_2vq40o | t5_2to41 | 9 | Whataviewthrowaway: TIFU by telling a co-worker "look at that view though" as she was walking away.
TL:DR tell friendly big booty co-worker "look at that view" as she was walking away, referring to a gorgeous sunset setting behind her, she thinks I'm talking about her butt. Talk myself out of sexual harassment complain... | 3 | 3 | |
1423797456 | 1423802823 | t3_2vq73l | t5_2to41 | 2 | worldsworstconfidant: TIFU by being racist
This happened a few days ago but I didn't have the time to post it due to school being busy.
Anyways, I'm a California high school student who had just endured an hour of brain numbing chemistry. I was heading towards my final class of the day and I was out of it. My mind wa... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423794782 | 1423816132 | t3_2vq1u6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | nanananu: TIFU by moving into a new apartment
This happened a few years back when we just recently move to our new apartment. So one morning I had to drive my spouse to work, so I drove her to work which took about 30 minutes and came back home to the apartment. When I reach to the font door, to my horror I found tha... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423797484 | 1423798174 | t3_2vq754 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating potato wedges
TIFU by eating potato wedges.
Well reddit, this one literally just happened. I'm only 2 hours into a new day and already I've fucked up.
Technically, our story actually begins several hours earlier, as I'm preparing myself a meal. I'd had a fairly early morning lecture and was ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423798226 | 1423885963 | t3_2vq8k3 | t5_2to41 | 1,290 | [deleted]: TIFU by convincing a girl she was in a coma, then ended up sending her to the hospital
I have a friend, we will call him "J". He made a post on facebook, saying that someone should get three friends together, target a random stranger, and have all of you bump into her in quick succession, while saying these ... | 11 | 117.272727 | |
1423799677 | 1423800317 | t3_2vqb7s | t5_2to41 | 9 | salad_tossed: TIFU by almost getting into the wrong car
This just happened a couple hours ago.
It's early into the evening almost 9pm and I'm studying at school for my midterms. I get a text from my friend saying she was headed home and could give me a ride since I lived along the way. So I pack my things and walk out ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423792637 | 1423815484 | t3_2vpxh3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | TubbyFlubby: TIFU by making weird faces at an innocent girl
So, here I am, sitting in my English class today. Everyone knows that feeling when they look up and make eye contact with one of their friends and just start making weird faces right? Well I took this to a new kind of level...
My friend and I look at each oth... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423801511 | 1423894044 | t3_2vqef6 | t5_2to41 | -7 | heathm33: TIFU by getting ran over by my girlfriend
So recently I bought a $600 fixer upper car and I was pulling it into my car port to change oil. I didn't have any jacks or ramps handy so I just made some ramps to pull it up on blocks. Not fully confident in the strength of my ramps I had her drive the car so if an... | 9 | -0.777778 | |
1423797193 | 1423865591 | t3_2vq6jf | t5_2to41 | 205 | free_will_is_arson: TIFU by giving my GFs sister a ten thousand piece scavenger hunt
happened several years ago (so what, ya wanna fight about it) with my, now ex, girlfriend. so the first time i met my (then) gf's sister we went over to her place to have a fancy dinner, just the two couples, us and her sister and her ... | 6 | 34.166667 | |
1423802335 | 1423819385 | t3_2vqfvn | t5_2to41 | 4 | FalconsFan71: TIFU by traumatizing my 14 year old daughter at her first R rated movie.
Well...that was one interesting evening. My 14 year old and I share a affinity for going to most comic book based movies. We love anything Marvel and she's really enjoyed all of the LOTR and Hobbit options as well. We each try to be ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423801933 | 1423808052 | t3_2vqf6o | t5_2to41 | 41 | Bestlineintime: TIFU by misdiagnosing myself via the internet. (Nsfw maybe)
A bit about me(22) to understand my mindset.. Ive had terrible cystic acne/chronic fatigue for 2 years, Ive tried alot to get rid of it, it destroyed my confidence along with my dating/social life.
None of the prescriptions/medications I try w... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1423804492 | 1423806310 | t3_2vqjg7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | PickleStudios: TIFU by jumping into a relationship within the span of less than a day
So, today I fucked up BAD. I met this girl online, and we became friends. Things evolved, and she told me she liked me. I said yes, cause this was the first time a girl ever confessed her love to me. Then I made a major fuckup. I gave... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1423804975 | 1423891112 | t3_2vqk9v | t5_2to41 | 8 | -So_it_Goes-: TIFU by overeacting to a non-returned message.
Ok wall of text warning. There's a tl;dr.
I had met this girl about a week ago over the internets. We met up twice over that span for coffee dates and also had a dinner outing planned. This is where I started the fuck up.
I messaged her after the ... | 4 | 2 | |
1423798194 | 1423811461 | t3_2vq8hr | t5_2to41 | 6 | Letstalktoit: TIFU by not double checking the components
So this actually happened a while back, but a buddy of mine just reminded me of the event. So me and my close friend Albert (for sake of secrecy, not real name) were hanging out playing some Heroes of Might and Magic 3 one night, when our buddy Andrew hit us up a... | 3 | 2 | |
1423804239 | 1423810982 | t3_2vqj01 | t5_2to41 | 5 | MrShadowkraven: TIFU by reading TIFU in class.
A few days ago I was in my literacy class. We were supposed to be writing an essay about old poets. Being the stubborn and ignorant teenager I am I decided to get on reddit. Since TIFU is my favorite subreddit I decided to browse and dick around for my hour long class peri... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423806816 | 1423807464 | t3_2vqn5u | t5_2to41 | 24 | phennri: TIFU by trying to brew tea.
If I were to say that I am incompetent in the kitchen, that would be an understatement.
I have ruined countless pans, started countless fires, and am banned from several friend's kitchens.
Today I decided I would make tea. How much trouble could I get myself in by boiling water, r... | 3 | 8 | |
1423807783 | 1423810967 | t3_2vqoml | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening my iphone
Today I had a free day to my self. My computer is broken. So I decided to do a DIY iphone make-over that I had been planning. I have a black iphone 4. It has a cracked backed screen and the home button wasn't working. I ordered a replacement home button in white to be different, wit... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1423809546 | 1423811574 | t3_2vqr4m | t5_2to41 | 9 | marshallu2018: TIFU by not knowing how to do laundry
What?! A TIFU that actually happened **today**???
So I recently bought a box of powdered washing detergent because it was dirt cheap and I was short on cash. I have never used powder detergent but I assumed they were just like the tide pods I usually use.
After wa... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423810468 | 1423813053 | t3_2vqsas | t5_2to41 | 35 | smallhandsbigdick: tifu by requesting a new table at a restaurant.
So I went with a friend and my kid to black bear diner. As we get sat to eat I realize that we're next to two ladies and a toddler, no big deal right? Wrong! These girls seem to be sisters or at least family and are letting their kid run rampant in the ... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1423811475 | 1423851720 | t3_2vqtl3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving buzzed
So yesterday I went to a bar 30 minutes away to go to a Meetup. I start at 9 and stop drinking at 1130. I drink 3 ipa beers at 7%. I thought I was fine. I get in my car and drive off almost like I stole my ride but like halfway. Like I got a free payment.
Half way through the drive I'... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423810563 | 1423865406 | t3_2vqsgp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by Standing in the Wrong Place
So my CPR & First Aid certification expired a week ago (oops) and I needed to renew it, so I enrolled in a quick 2 day class. First day goes by, no problems. Then today we went through burns, splints, etc. until we did treatment for both mild and severe choking. Our cl... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423813593 | 1423845909 | t3_2vqw1n | t5_2to41 | 2,515 | whereweleftoff: TIFU by accidentally asking a friend for a threesome. [NSFW]
TheKidd: What kind of pizza?
Falyb: Three cheese pizza
hnfr: meat lovers pizza
Falyb: Two stuffed crust pizzas
The_Wise_Adventurer: Deep pan.
[deleted]: Extra anchovies.
The_Wise_Adventurer: Bit of sausage too
schmucubrator: With a white sau... | 14 | 179.642857 | |
1423815266 | 1423829049 | t3_2vqxuv | t5_2to41 | 96 | wempenis: TIFU by telling a girl her shirt was salmon.
Trying to hook up with this girl tonight. We're at a party with a theme to wear pink to support breast cancer awareness. So this girl asked me and a couple of people, "This is a pink shirt. Right?" Everyone was agreeing with her and then I tell her, "No, it's more ... | 7 | 13.714286 | |
1423815341 | 1423823007 | t3_2vqxxk | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by volunteering to work with a florist the day before Valentine's Day.
Gonna try my best to make everything as perfect as possible on the most stressful day in the floral industry. Wish me luck.
bellosmell: just seeing if your still whatching this
Dogbitesrok: Watching.
Nachtfiend: Uh, what's going on... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423813867 | 1423860913 | t3_2vqwc9 | t5_2to41 | 50 | Cruelzero: [NSFW] TIFU by shaving for swim districts
Well this literally just happened about half an hour ago...
So for swim districts every year we shave for districts and state and all the Jazz, so being that districts is tomorrow I decided now would be the perfect time to shave. Being that I'm hairier than Chewbacca... | 5 | 10 | |
1423817015 | 1423825816 | t3_2vqzho | t5_2to41 | 8 | DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy: TIFU by having a book that is owned by my friend's dad
**Prologue**
A week ago, I went to my friend's house for his birthday party. When I was ready to leave the place, I went to the kitchen to ask for water. In the kitchen, my friend's adult family members and relatives were there talking and whe... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423818059 | 1423832375 | t3_2vr0hu | t5_2to41 | 7 | Golfer13579: TIFU by forgetting an assignment and going to a midnight release.
Today I spent the entire day doing nothing. Waiting. Waiting for the long awaited new 3ds. I was first in line at gamestop and I was ready. My friend and I got ours and promptly went to his house to transfer our old content over. This took a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423819872 | 1423823248 | t3_2vr2cp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by deciding to message a girl I like.
This just happened. There's this girl I like who doesn't know I exist. For no reason whatsoever, I felt brave enough to message her all of a sudden today. So it started with me asking some normal stuff like how are you and she actually replied. I was elated that she... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1423820579 | 1423837361 | t3_2vr32l | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a chocolate bar in my back pocket
I was on my way to Uni during the evening and I bought two Cadbury bars on my way, ate one and due to my side pockets being filled, I decided to put the other on my back pocket to eat later (Without thinking). It takes more than an hour for me to get to Uni w... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1423823591 | 1423825007 | t3_2vr5uv | t5_2to41 | 5 | thesabotager: TIFU By involving somebody unrelated in my punishment
This happened this week. I was having a good time enjoying my work as I wasn't physically able to do a lot of stuff so I basically did mostly nothing. This week was when shit hit the fan. My direct superior found out about me not doing much work and di... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423827095 | 1423861965 | t3_2vr9bi | t5_2to41 | 114 | popartandsoda: TIFU by moving a dead body maybe?
Okay, well not today, it was a while ago, but i didn't know about reddit or TIFU at the time. First a little backstory. At the time this happened I was crashing with an old friend in the country outside of Nashville, Tn. We didn't have a lotta money, and the house was mo... | 6 | 19 | |
1423824927 | 1423833868 | t3_2vr74g | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my teacher a bitch... And more
JonnyLaw6661: Cool story, bro.
the-virgin-sangria: Meh, cut him some slack. He's in 9th grade, which means his biggest problems right now include making sure mommy cuts off the crust to his pb&j sandwiches and deciding between redtube or youporn for his dai... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423826448 | 1423844087 | t3_2vr8ot | t5_2to41 | 21 | LostInAustria: TIFU by getting lost in Austria
During the summer I was on a three week German course for people in ages 15/16 in a small city close to the Austrian border. About halfway through the trip there was a small excursion to Austria, a trip we would make by bike. It only took about half an hour since the city ... | 7 | 3 | |
1423828775 | 1423829013 | t3_2vraz6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By touching something to "check if it was hot"
Yeah, I guess this is the less lethal version of the old "looking down the barrel of your own gun" but this happened when I was 12. I got the chance to ride along in a Cadillac from the late 50's and it was the coolest thing ever. The car was huge, and I su... | 3 | 2 | |
1423828395 | 1423846117 | t3_2vrako | t5_2to41 | 34 | testiclefatality: TIFU by getting distracted
Throwaway account. Was walking to grab food at the airport and turned my head to look at an attractive female. While I was mesmorized I failed to notice a railing infront of me that was right at the level of my yambag. Walked straight into it. Worst part was someone saw me a... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1423829394 | 1423862481 | t3_2vrbqq | t5_2to41 | 676 | moonejon: TIFU by going shopping at 5 AM (nsfw)
I'm single this Valentine's Day, so I thought I'd treat myself to something nice. I went out this morning to get the necessary items for tonight.
- Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2015*
- Bottle of lotion
- Box of Kleenex
Anyway... I went to check out at the self checkout ... | 11 | 61.454545 | |
1423829862 | 1423830723 | t3_2vrc8w | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking too much Rockstar. I'm wigging out.
This happened earlier tonight and is still happening as I'm typing this. Well I've been chatting with this girl from Tinder for the past couple days, and she wanted to hang out tonight, and I wasn't doing anything so I said sure. Since I was feeling a bit ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423830556 | 1423849361 | t3_2vrczi | t5_2to41 | 114 | MrTra1tor: Pretty mild TIFU compared to 99% of this subreddit, but this story sums up my Friday the 13th experience up to this point.
N1sFoop: Hey, at least you still got your R9 280 I'm getting by on a 750ti. Also I was going to ask how did school end so early then I realized time zones exist.
MrTra1tor: How did you ... | 8 | 14.25 | |
1423830432 | 1423847423 | t3_2vrcvk | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU. Never lie. Even if it seems like the right thing to do.
TIFU. My friend had recently broken up with his girlfriend. I knew her as a friend at the time but we started talking a lot after they separated. About just over a week after they broke up I asked her out and she said yes. When I told him he was q... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423833317 | 1423833884 | t3_2vrg84 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by caring about my ex and talking about him to a teacher.
This happened yesterday. I was dating a guy for about two years and he broke up with me 3 months ago. He was my first everything so it was hard. He was emotionally and verbally abusive twords me. Sometimes he was good, best bf ever then later, or... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423833724 | 1423839054 | t3_2vrgr8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | tooncow: TIFU by saying LOL to a mourner.
EDIT - Here are screenshots of what happened. [The post](http://prntscr.com/64lc3u) [The messages](http://prntscr.com/64lepu)
This tifu happened moments ago, and I still can't get over it. I'm apologising for any mistakes as I'm writing this on a phone.
Whilst scrolling throu... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1423835090 | 1423836438 | t3_2vrip9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | BangBangBart67: TIFU by drinking my own piss...
So last night I was watching tv, and I really had to use the bathroom but my roommate was taking a shower. I said fuck it and urinated into my usual water cup and forgot about it overnight.
Upon waking and getting ready for work as I always do I take my medicine and wash... | 4 | 2 | |
1423837656 | 1423857291 | t3_2vrmrv | t5_2to41 | 17 | Gymtifu: TIFU By taking a selfie at the GYM
This happened yesterday, I started to go to the gym a couple of weeks ago.
My wife is currently overseas for a couple of months, so we chat quite often and we tend to share our moments to maintain a healthy relationship
Well, I tried to send a selfie to let her know that I ... | 13 | 1.307692 | |
1423837507 | 1423846196 | t3_2vrmk2 | t5_2to41 | 36 | KitKatCaitieCat: TIFU by being nice to an old lady?
TIFU by being nice to an older lady in Target. My mother and I were walking into Target for some well-deserved retail therapy, and just ahead of us was an older lady who was struggling to get into the store. My mother and I help take care of my 102 year old Great Gran... | 4 | 9 | |
1423838918 | 1423852991 | t3_2vrp04 | t5_2to41 | 200 | charlottechewie: TIFU by making a cute girl disappear.
This happened a few years ago so AFYAIFU.
I used to work at a huge car dealership. It was like a motor mall selling Hondas, Volkswagon, Audi, Volvo, Subaru and tons of used cars. It truly was one the nicest one in the area and a great place to start my career ri... | 7 | 28.571429 | |
1423836887 | 1423929794 | t3_2vrlm0 | t5_2to41 | 7,719 | checkertrains: TIFU by accidentally asking out my boss.
[Narration by /u/Cyae1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcrjtzW0Ps)
My fiancé, a guy, and I, a girl, wanted to go see Fifty Shades of Grey on Valentine's Day with another couple, good friends of ours who told us a few days ago that they might want to go see it w... | 19 | 406.263158 | |
1423840334 | 1423887790 | t3_2vrro8 | t5_2to41 | 253 | ughalready: TIFU by getting my brother and friend confused
So this is really fucking awkward and I'm not sure how to go about making amends except by just admitting what a dipshit I am.
I have a brother, let's say his name is Bryan. I have a really good friend, we went to high school together and were roommates in co... | 9 | 28.111111 | |
1423840851 | 1423841216 | t3_2vrsn1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwa48: TIFU by getting high while babysitting.
Background knowledge time! - I'm 20 and Male, My sister is 9.
So my parents are out on holiday for the weekend for valentines day and they left me and my sister home alone. My sister asked me whether she could invite a friend over for a few hours and because I'm such ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423841218 | 1423843098 | t3_2vrtbu | t5_2to41 | 9 | fr34k5: TIFU by submitting my friends sister in law's resume to where I work
I work for a pretty big company and we're desperately looking for a french speaking individual to fill the gap left by someone who just quit. Thinking I'd help I posted on my Facebook page for anyone interested to send me their resume. A fri... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423842383 | 1423844011 | t3_2vrvk7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | hexicyl: TIFU by refilling the wrong chocolate sauce.
I've been working at my local McDonalds for only 4 weeks now for a little extra money while I study.
In my 4pm -11pm shift last night my shift manager asked me to refill the squeezable chocolate sauce bottle for the mcflurries, he directed me to the walk in fridge ... | 3 | 2 | |
1423841992 | 1423880600 | t3_2vrurl | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: TIFU by not closing the door to my guinea pigs room tight enough and having a playful kitten
No animals were harmed in the making of this FU, only humans.
I have two guinea pigs named Dagget and Norbert and a kitten name Omar. When I first brought Omar home from the shelter I tried to introduce him to the ... | 9 | 11.777778 | |
1423842782 | 1423844694 | t3_2vrwd2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Knocking Up my Girlfriend ;)
The following story happened a few days ago and completely changed my life, for the better or for the worse.
First let me introduce myself; I'm a 21 year old dude who happens to live with my Girlfriend who's two years younger than me. She's very beautiful and often make ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423843340 | 1423859578 | t3_2vrxl7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU and put off going to the doctor for dick pain
I started having a weird aching pain in my groin last week. I should have gone to the doctor when I started noticing it. Instead, I made a checkup appointment for next week and started ignoring the pain.
I live in Boston, by the way. We've been getting poun... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1423843382 | 1423930771 | t3_2vrxob | t5_2to41 | 29 | toiletowner: TIFU:and became that guy who shat in a public street
TIFU:Disclaimer: I considered using a throwaway as a few people know this profile but they are also the few people who know this story, so here goes.
About 6 months ago in September I was living in Melbourne. I had been there for almost a year and had g... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1423843248 | 1423862426 | t3_2vrxdn | t5_2to41 | 65 | bigbadthrowaway234: TIFU by going on my mums ipad
So this happened last night but whatever.
So I was using my mums ipad, she hardly uses it and I wanted to watch some stuff on Netflix.
I was almost finished with it when I noticed one of those photo apps which requires a password.
I had no clue why my mum would need ... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1423841993 | 1423843863 | t3_2vrurt | t5_2to41 | 5 | jklech: TIFU by missing my bus by 1 minute
Friday the thirteenth has truly fed me a shit sandwich. I had planed a trip to go to Vermont to visit my friend at UVM and I had a Megabus ticket for 9:45. I woke up this morning and my dad drove me to the Mineola train station and many of the trains were delayed. Luckily I wa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423843594 | 1424103888 | t3_2vry4r | t5_2to41 | 2,304 | panchogato: TIFU by trying to show some cleavage.
Disclaimer 1: I posted this a week and a half ago, but it was taken down. Apparently it was too sexual for a Monday, but I was told I could repost it on the weekend. So being that it is the eve of the most sexual day of the year I thought it would be appropriate.
Discl... | 9 | 256 | |
1423844325 | 1423845407 | t3_2vrzp5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | GodSubstitute: TIFU by leaving my backpack 3 times
So in my morning rush, I almost left my backpack at home and even forgot anything to write with. This would have been better than the alternative though.
The second time I left in class as I was leaving school. It would have been inconvenient and I wouldn't have been a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423844551 | 1423848632 | t3_2vs07m | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally getting asked out by a friend for Valentine's day and accepting said invitation
Okay so she asked me out Wednesday, but I realized this today.
So I know this girl. I'm new in town and don't have many friends so I hang out with her a lot! Recently I went home and she asked for a few thin... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423837963 | 1423866067 | t3_2vrnb7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by caring about my ex and talking about him to a teacher.
This happened yesterday. I was dating a guy for about two years and he broke up with me 3 months ago. He was my first everything so it was hard. He was emotionally and verbally abusive twords me. Sometimes he was good, best bf ever then later, or... | 3 | 1 | |
1423841380 | 1423862503 | t3_2vrtn0 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Sluggian: TIFU by assuming wasabi paste would distribute evenly
This actually happened today. I've been trying to lose a few pounds, and I read that steaming things is a great way to retain nutritional value without adding extra calories. Being the sushi-loving guy I am, I decide to steam some white fish and rice toget... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1423844150 | 1423905440 | t3_2vrz9m | t5_2to41 | 37 | facedownsouth: TIFU by not being awake (nsfw)
(Read the rules and was thinking Friday is part of the weekend right?)
So, to start, I've been talking to a girl for about 2 months and recently we started sleeping with each other. We were comfortable with staying at each other's place before but we've been keeping it cons... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1423846120 | 1423850044 | t3_2vs3qb | t5_2to41 | 6 | lost-genius: TIFU by agreeing to see Fifty Shades of Grey
MyWifeDontKnowItsMe: I got roped into the same thing. I was told I'm going tonight at 11. Fortunately, THIS theater has a bar.
wickedpissa5: > roped into
| 3 | 2 | |
1423845883 | 1423847853 | t3_2vs375 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Reburon: TIFU by IRL rickrolling my friend
So this happened at school today and I feel incredibly stupid for it.
Basically my friend and I have been having a 'rickroll war', where we have to catch each other out and get the other person to click on a link to Rick Astley's classic 'Never Gonna Give You up', rickrolling... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1423846410 | 1423859069 | t3_2vs4dd | t5_2to41 | 8 | Erifedud13: TIFU by getting circle k.
I was at school today anxiously awaiting my 3rd period class to end so we will be released to lunch. We have open campus at our school meaning we can leave school campus and get lunch at a fast food place or a local restaurant. I should take this time and inform you all that our sc... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423846006 | 1423862068 | t3_2vs3gj | t5_2to41 | 253 | Wizard_of_Ozymandias: TIFU: My Thousand Dollar Morning [NSFW]
I could tell this wouldn’t be just any fart. My entire torso felt like a fully extended accordion, and all that built up wind and gas simply needed a giant push to escape. I turned off the water in my shower, placed one foot on the side of the tub for levera... | 4 | 63.25 | |
1423847437 | 1423857714 | t3_2vs6n8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | sandmansux: TIFU by being polite to my friend
In one of my classes I have a female (I'm a guy) friend, let's call her Cindy, who's "hot" by standard definitions. I met her through my girlfriend, and since we're the same major we have several classes together. Cindy is the type of girl that knows she's hot and flaunts i... | 4 | 4 | |
1423847719 | 1423855885 | t3_2vs78d | t5_2to41 | 13 | easimac: TIFU by potentially killing my crush.
This actually happened last week.
I go to a uni that's pretty spread out and it is hard for me to go home for lunch some days, so I often pack a lunch and eat in between classes. Anyways, there is a class that I'm in that is relatively small (there are only about 35-40 p... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1423848674 | 1423873217 | t3_2vs9bc | t5_2to41 | 17 | J_Dickson: TIFU by trying to give my cat a bath.
My cat Wilson has an obsession with water, bordering on a fetish. He refuses to drink out of a bowl like a normal cat, and only drinks out of the faucet when we run the water. Every morning I am woken up by him to turn the bathroom faucet on so he can dig in the sink for... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1423848833 | 1423849961 | t3_2vs9nw | t5_2to41 | -2 | Anxious_Alice: TIFU by looking at my boyfriend's phone.
Sorry if the formatting is weird I am posting from my phone.
So this fuck up has been lasting a week or so. Lemme give you a little important information. My boyfriend and I started dating in December and I specifically told him no sexting with anyone but me in ... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1423849502 | 1423849835 | t3_2vsazx | t5_2to41 | 5 | Harringtrog: TIFU By having my dog in the bathroom.
So this happened i'd say about... 20 minutes ago?
Today has been terrible, a day full of exams and coldness.
A bath would cure that, i'm not one for baths. I hate them until the time is right, and that time is now. Perfect, because my parents are downstairs watchin... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423849078 | 1423872622 | t3_2vsa29 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught having sex by an aunt with ALS
My girlfriends aunt had ALS - she could not communicate properly and was declining mentally and physically. Which, you know, is really sad.
Anyways, one night my girlfriend and I are fooling around in the basement, as horny teenagers are wont to do. And... | 3 | 14 | |
1423849141 | 1423850485 | t3_2vsa8i | t5_2to41 | 0 | theworldisdoomed: TIFU by making a 30-year-old woman cry
Okay, so this happened when I worked for Microsoft. I got a job at MS a couple years back, and this incident happened just last week.
So I'm on the phone with this lady, let's call her Cathy. She calls tech support, and I get put on line to help her. She appare... | 3 | 0 | |
1423849129 | 1423960062 | t3_2vsa74 | t5_2to41 | 8,452 | [deleted]: TIFU I farted and the fire department came
Well today I fucked up bad. I was visiting my new girlfriend and meeting her parents for the first time. Everything was going great until I felt the stomach rumbling coming that signalled a nasty shit on the way. I tried to hold it in but I farted and it was one of ... | 13 | 650.153846 | |
1423850187 | 1423855948 | t3_2vschw | t5_2to41 | 19 | My_Annoying_Coworker: TIFU when I gave my coworker my gamertag
Of course, this all started a few months back when I first started my job. Things were going really well, and I thought everyone was pretty chill. As the week went on, I was able to get to know every single one of my coworkers (there were only about eig... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1423850807 | 1423891776 | t3_2vsdwf | t5_2to41 | 435 | KidsBeRagin: TIFU by implying I would have sex with my interviewer to land a job
Today I was having my first skype interview ever with a company I would like to intern at over the summer. I had not anticipated that they would ask me logic puzzles during the interview (this is a computer science related internship) and ... | 6 | 72.5 | |
1423850662 | 1423905056 | t3_2vsdkl | t5_2to41 | 4 | Scoobydoobyfu: TIFU by being supportive and friendly to a woman in my 12 step group.
So, she's pretty new to the group, I've been there for a good while now and in my attempt to be a better person I help people out from time to time with all sorts of things: projects, repairs, moving, keeping someone company at the doc... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423846112 | 1423862776 | t3_2vs3pe | t5_2to41 | 13 | EtherealGrrl: TIFU by losing the key to my apartment
Let me just preface this by saying I live in Japan. It hasn't been easy, due in large part to a lousy company, but also my mediocre proficiency in Japanese. I teach English (no surprise there), and for some of my classes I only have 5 minutes to make it to the bus st... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1423848550 | 1423857555 | t3_2vs91e | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing not so subtle hints from a girl.
I meant to post this on Tuesday, but then I read the sidebar, and decided to wait until the weekend. The sexy, sexy weekend.
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This too happened in high school, but I never really thought of it as a FU because, in truth, it's really best that noth... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1423851727 | 1423918313 | t3_2vsftn | t5_2to41 | 6 | brica8: TIFU by putting the wrong username in while using a smartboard.
I am a student teacher currently on practicum. I was staying during recess to help a couple of students with math. I decided I was going to use the class smartboard, but I first needed to sign in to my teacher's school account to gain access. I typ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423851020 | 1423853154 | t3_2vsebh | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by explaining why I didn't think a girl was attractive
The title of this story makes it sound like it's going one way; it's not.
I was out with some friends. My buddy's wife was with us, and she brought one of her friends along. I will just call my buddy's wife "Wife," and her friend "Friend."
Frien... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1423838872 | 1424210176 | t3_2vrox8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ironsides1231: TIFU by sending flowers to the wrong apartment...
So about a month ago I sent flowers to my girlfriend scheduled to arrive yesterday. We were going away for Valentines Day/Presidents Day weekend so I had them scheduled to come for Thursday so she could have them for a few days before we left (leaving Sat... | 4 | 4 | |
1423852408 | 1423932968 | t3_2vsh85 | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing skinny jeans around my grandmother, my mother, and her neighbor friend, while they were drinking.
Okay, So first of all, I hate skinny jeans I like my pants to be a little baggy, not gangster baggy or anything, just loose fit. Only reason I even own a pair is because my girlfriend bought the... | 7 | 10 |
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