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1423852895 | 1423866181 | t3_2vsi9f | t5_2to41 | 5 | flash__thunder: TIFU by having sex in a lake
NSFW because of sex and lakes. This happened over the summer, but I figured it should be shared here. I was 18 years old and had been dating this girl for around a year, so we had been having, like most teenagers, as much sex as possible. One night we were walking down the b... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423853008 | 1423858532 | t3_2vsiij | t5_2to41 | 6 | literallyicanteven: TIFU by offering to shake hands.
I work in the medical field and need some volunteer hours to look good at work. So, I decided volunteering at a rest home would be a good idea. Yup, I'm that guy.
I show up on my first day excited to volunteer and hear these crusty old people tell me stories from th... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423854065 | 1423876482 | t3_2vskqr | t5_2to41 | 928 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn with my GF
So everybody's worse fear happened to me this morning. Last night my GF and I had the whole apartment to ourselves and we were watching Netflix via HDMI in the living room, you know, the usual. We got bored and eventually sexy times started to ensue. It heated up on the couch... | 10 | 92.8 | |
1423853908 | 1423855032 | t3_2vskdu | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being stuck in a chair
To be honest, this wasn't today, but a little while ago, I would say... hmm.. 12 years ago.
Well, I was in first or second grade and a rather... strange kid (just being a kid changed, still strange though). I was sitting in the last row and reaaaally bored. Our chairs had some... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1423850765 | 1423885826 | t3_2vsdsp | t5_2to41 | 7 | bigmac822: Tifu by accidentally going to school drunk.
Before anybody tells me how absolutely stupid I am. I know. I am sorry.
this happend mid-January. The reason why a month later I post this is because I wasn't sure if I should post at all. I never was big on drinking. During my winter break I was invited to go to a... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423854765 | 1423881573 | t3_2vsm9i | t5_2to41 | 32 | waterwoman76: TIFU by giving an awesome BJ (NSFW)
I give great head. boyfriend has a great cock. we have a lot of fun together.
Last night I was giving him a bj and we both got really into it. I’d tease him by running the tip of my tongue around his head while making eye contact… made sure my mouth was really wet ... | 4 | 8 | |
1423853037 | 1423860132 | t3_2vsikq | t5_2to41 | 19 | stevierar: TIFU by dressing as a moth and drinking too much.
This happened a while ago but I think I had blocked it from my memory.
My local metal club holds occasional theme nights, I usually refuse to partake but lots of friends were coming out and it was my birthday so I decided to build an outfit.
The theme was ‘... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1423855607 | 1423971163 | t3_2vsnqv | t5_2to41 | 5 | thesheldor96: TIFU by freezing my balls.... Almost literally
I was in bio lectures and I was feeling super sleepy so I popped out to grab a coffee.
I ended up falling asleep anyway... Eventually the lecture ended and I jolted awake.... Hitting my coffee in the process spilling it all over my crotch.
Now you must be... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423850400 | 1423898642 | t3_2vsczv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating too much.
This just happened an hour ago, and holy fuck, the food is still not down. I am begging the God up there, and the almighty Talos, and the Divine 9 please help me fucking hell.
Earlier I was just minding my own business with an empty stomach, and suddenly thought "Hey, I should fucki... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423856470 | 1423879341 | t3_2vspn9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | mthr0waw4y: TIFU by requesting (and getting orders) to a military base that I absolutely hate, and its ruining my life
Got orders. I requested them through a military system we use. I absolutely HATE it here. My wife is depressed, she's pregnant and has no friends and is having trouble making friends due to being pregn... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423855479 | 1423862245 | t3_2vsnhe | t5_2to41 | 3 | itsmeatwork: TIFU By stubbing my toe
It just hurt a lot. For about 3 minutes. It was terrible.
ContrarySnivy: Poor toe! How is it doing? :C
itsmeatwork: It's recovering..slowly but surely
Bfailz: (Slowly but sorely)
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1423857387 | 1423858506 | t3_2vsroi | t5_2to41 | 15 | feebz876: TIFU by accidentally sending my best friend a link to some very.... specific porn instead of the software I meant to.
This particular (most view it as disgusting) fetish has been my secret for the past ~15-18 years, and now it may be known by someone other than a participant...
You wanted more details...
I ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1423856653 | 1423861966 | t3_2vsq31 | t5_2to41 | 24 | BigMeecha: TIFU by going to Pizza Hut extremely hungover.
After a long night out of drinking various cocktails (pig fuckers, green fairies and bloody cutlesses), me and my friends decided to go to the afternoon pizza hut buffet.
After ordering and collecting our plates I went to get salad (you don't make friends with ... | 3 | 8 | |
1423857021 | 1423891233 | t3_2vsqvl | t5_2to41 | 98 | PlaydoughMonster: TIFU by matching two friends for a one night stand.
So a couple months ago (early fall) I was having a (admittedly alcoholic) picnic with a group of friends. After sun set, we were invited to a party that some guy was throwing at his place. We decide to go there because why not, you know!
In this gro... | 8 | 12.25 | |
1423857805 | 1424050581 | t3_2vssk7 | t5_2to41 | 887 | CVBrownie: TIFU by cutting long ways. Picture enclosed.
http://i.imgur.com/fP6UecCh.jpg
Fiance asked me to bring home new charger after work when hers broke last night. Was going to open it and plug her phone in for her. Fuck. I'm an idiot.
grilledcheesetots: I read this thinking you were suicidal and hit the bone or ... | 7 | 126.714286 | |
1423858184 | 1423863268 | t3_2vstee | t5_2to41 | 13 | Mind_Spiral: TIFU by getting drunk at work
I am a new associate at a small law firm. Today my boss and his wofe left early to go out of town for the weekend. well i knew this ahead of time so i broight a 6 pack of some terrapin hopsecutioner beer and put it in my fgridge. as soon as my boss left (about 2 hours ago) i ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1423856370 | 1424196010 | t3_2vsper | t5_2to41 | 20 | futurehoverdrive: TIFU by inadvertently flirting with my kid's coach
I was talking to my kid's soccer coach, and this young woman mentioned that she is studying film and culture, and watching some old movies is part of what she does. We talked about some of those, and I suggested some old ones that she indicated she wo... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1423857358 | 1423879785 | t3_2vsrm0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU because Friday the 13th
Well today was really an unlucky day for me.
I'm a 20 year old student and it all started this morning at my dorm because my fuse was blown and thus my alarm never awakened me because of which I missed my first lesson of the day.
'Luckily' my second lesson was at 14:00 and by tha... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423858809 | 1423860421 | t3_2vsuq8 | t5_2to41 | 68 | tangoromeooscar: TIFU by taking the elevator
Happened about an hour ago.
I work on the third floor in my building, so I'm lazy and take the elevator every day. Today on my way to work I strayed from my usual routine and picked up some McDonald's sausage egg McMuffins. As a result, gas production in my insides increas... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1423852667 | 1423973317 | t3_2vshsg | t5_2to41 | 6 | tmntnut: TIFU by not checking for toilet paper first
Okay so my FU happened this morning, it was such a good morning before this too. Anyways, here's how my morning started, I woke up much earlier than usual as I had to go sign a lease for my new place (which I was extremely excited). I get to the office and start to g... | 3 | 2 | |
1423859844 | 1423866806 | t3_2vswxs | t5_2to41 | 8 | countryman51: TIFU by forgetting my girlfriend's birthday by one day
We had been going out for 4 years and 7 months. her birthday was last year june 11th. I had texted her at midnight on the 12th saying happy birthday and what not. this is followed by no talking for 3 days, when she finally replies to my calls/text i e... | 4 | 2 | |
1423856872 | 1424013618 | t3_2vsqjp | t5_2to41 | 181 | Hou_mcbp: TIFU by being left-handed and writing a Valentine's day card.
I was writing my fiancée a note inside the card I got her using a paper mate flair pen. Right as I was finishing, someone started talking to me and I naturally (without thinking) rested my hand on the card on top of where I was writing. Here is the... | 7 | 25.857143 | |
1423860765 | 1423864313 | t3_2vsyr7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | fufulame: Tifu by accidentally asking a girl to formal
This happened yesterday, like many tifu posts.
I was texting my friend, let's call her Pocahontas, and I brought up formal. I asked her if I should rap my promposal, which was for the girl I was considering asking, who we'll call Ariel. When Pocahontas responded e... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423860972 | 1425998623 | t3_2vsz62 | t5_2to41 | 8 | waterfreak: TIFU by almost causing a car accident.
I've always had a fear of driving for some reason, so I didn't get my license until I was 18. I've had it for less than a year, but I'm a super cautious, safe driver.
This morning was really sunny. Sometimes in this area it is hard to see what color the traffic light... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1423861014 | 1423865205 | t3_2vsz97 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Stebbles: TIFU By Paying My Rent
Some Background:
My landlord leaves town for months at a time and leaves behind deposit slips so I can pay him every month. The routine usually goes like this
>Go to my bank and withdraw the exact amount of money I owe him for the month
>Go to US Bank, hand the teller my money ... | 6 | 1 | |
1423861470 | 1423877364 | t3_2vt09e | t5_2to41 | 1 | Sieur_Seuss: TIFU by assuming my coworkers would think calling a suspected drunk driver has more of a priority than making burgers.
I work at a certain fast food chain in the drive through. Today a woman in a truck pulled in, we were a little backed up, and by the time it was her turn, i realized she was asleep at the ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423859586 | 1423957665 | t3_2vswfv | t5_2to41 | 5 | voxpupil: TIFU by not handing my written solution in class
Apparently I didn't know it was due today and I missed it, so I tried looking up solution by googling it however I felt guilty and shitty by not understanding the problem or how to solve it so I didn't want to copy the solution from the internet so I gave up an... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1423862674 | 1423863662 | t3_2vt30x | t5_2to41 | 4 | Thisshouldbefunnie: TIFU - Threatened by Girl's BF...accidental reply
TIFU. So, recently I started speaking to this girl. Let's call her Hilary. She's very funny, and very smart and we get on great. She's been messaging me every day since we started talking for about 2 weeks. We have only been texting and messaging eac... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423862645 | 1423883861 | t3_2vt2yl | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by having cybersex with my dad
bulitman: My favourite part of this story is that your dad jerks off in the living room while you are at home.
You're all scared, in your room, using a vpn and shit. Meanwhile, your dad is stroking it in the living room, zero fucks given.
Flexible_Perplexity: On g... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1423863362 | 1423880568 | t3_2vt4ki | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by winning the lottery
This was actually a few days ago. You can guess what it might be relating to.
So I am not that much of a gambler but was at the gas station recently and said fuck it to give it a go. Later found out that I win, holy fuck. Everything is awesome right? **Nope**....somehow my girlfr... | 10 | 4.4 | |
1423864535 | 1423865825 | t3_2vt714 | t5_2to41 | 9 | LucidMoment: TIFU by texting my crush the wrong words while she was very drunken
TIFU aren`t the right words... Let`s say LNIFUPH [Last Night I Fucked Up Pretty Hard]
Last Night, my crush wrote me on whatsapp that she loves me so much and that I am the greatest and cutest boy in her opinion and so on...
After I told ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1423865241 | 1423935807 | t3_2vt8ks | t5_2to41 | 508 | itstillbestationary: TIFU by slapping my girlfriend in the vagina
So, I was talking to a gay friend about pleasuring women and he said if he had to, he would rub softly the pussy and then do some light tapping on the clitoris, among other things. A few days later I told my gf about that, and she said it actually sounde... | 11 | 46.181818 | |
1423865473 | 1423868074 | t3_2vt93j | t5_2to41 | 5 | MITesticles: TIFU by sending dick pics to MIT
For the past couple of months, I've been working on an application for a summer program at MIT.
It's all online, and split up into sections. When you finish a section, it turns green and the percentage of completeness goes up.
As I went through through the application pr... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423866378 | 1423874205 | t3_2vtb0r | t5_2to41 | 5 | xThorpyx: TIFU by getting a kebab
NOTE: I use a lot of ellipsis', I can't help it....it's a sickness
This happened just now...
Me and my girlfriend were hungry and decided to treat ourselves to one of our favourite takeaways on "just-eat", it arrived promptly as usual...she got some fried chicken, I got my favourite,... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423866655 | 1423873024 | t3_2vtbmq | t5_2to41 | 205 | Noone666: TIFU by sitting on my balls.
Not today so much as three years ago. But I truly fucked up.
so I was really sore after a long graveyard at work doing our quarterly inventory. I had spent most of the night counting/moving/stacking cases and bottles of wine, liquor, and beer. (I own a bar). I got home around 7a... | 4 | 51.25 | |
1423867475 | 1423946681 | t3_2vtdah | t5_2to41 | 14 | CatPoems: TIFU by trusting my mom.
6 years ago (2009) I had my 18th birthday. My mom wanted me to get a "valuable" life experience and gave me about 625$ to invest into stocks or something.
After 1 month I still hadn't invested anything as I wanted to make a smart decision with my birthday gift. Onw day I read a maga... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1423868695 | 1423869882 | t3_2vtfrs | t5_2to41 | 8 | aleexz: TIFU by failing with a stranger
So, this happened this morning, it's like some short of carnival here so people came with costumes and stuff.
First of all I'm a very shy guy, I'm trying to talk more now and be more friendly and outgoing and this seems to be working.
Today, when I got out of class, there were... | 4 | 2 | |
1423870666 | 1423879363 | t3_2vtjp9 | t5_2to41 | 26 | WhoBodyKnows: TIFU by giving my SO a teddy bear for Valentines day.
MooseLoops: It's not even valentines day yet. You should dump her and get a new valentine that does not want to play guessing games all day.
Lamenardo: It is in a good chunk of the world.
MooseLoops: Oh, I forgot for a small amount of time that every... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1423869695 | 1423873378 | t3_2vths7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | ExigentCalm: TIFU by calling the cops on an intruder.
Story time:
So, last night I'm in bed relatively early, because I had to be at work early this morning (I'm a doctor working in the ICU). At about 2330 I here a banging downstairs. Being the protective alpha male of the house, I take my flashlight and machete (livin... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423868402 | 1423881100 | t3_2vtf76 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a deaf kid
This just happened literally 2-3 hours ago. I am teacher's aid and today the teacher asked the deaf boy a question, and he answered it with something completely off topic. This caused everyone to laugh and the teacher moved on. That's when I noticed he took something out of his... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423873371 | 1423880675 | t3_2vtort | t5_2to41 | 0 | momhotel: TIFU by giving my mom a facial
idontlikecocacola: And you didn't just stay? You could have done anal
elNarco: So, I'm curious...why did you make up that bullshit story over in /r/islam? It wasn't even remotely believable.
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1423873539 | 1423873920 | t3_2vtp25 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by Reporting a bully
Story time!
The setting is the bus today. There's the guy we'll call Steve. Steve thinks it's funny to make fun of people, normally using bad language when insulting people. This has happened pretty much every day of the school year. (Side note: If you use language when standing up... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423873912 | 1423883734 | t3_2vtps5 | t5_2to41 | 295 | WyldecH47: TIFU by calling an army vet weak
FL-Orange: Follow up with VA or any group for help. Don't give up.
WyldecH47: The VA is the reason I hadn't. The help is there I just hope this gets at least one person going through the same things. I'm not perfect by any means but getting better.
FL-Orange: Nobody is pe... | 8 | 36.875 | |
1423872161 | 1423890166 | t3_2vtmkp | t5_2to41 | 31 | TIFU-_-: TIFU by listening to the internet
So I was browsing Reddit yesterday, and being the curious guy I am, I clicked a link I saw. It went to a page about homemade flesh lights.
Earlier today on my way home from class, I decided to stop at the Walmart on my way. I had one of my own bags, so that I could put what I... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1423876625 | 1423915025 | t3_2vtuvg | t5_2to41 | 11 | bigdaddykt: TIFU by finding my mom's vibrator
Background:
- Parent's have been separated for several years.
TIFU by finding my mom's vibrator...what more can I say? I come home after being away at university for the past month and a half. Now, I'm still a freshman living in a dorm so my bed is twin sized...and at ho... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423876760 | 1423901725 | t3_2vtv60 | t5_2to41 | 96 | aporter727: TIFU by shopping for my daughter.
Happened a few years ago, but still I joke about it with my wife.
Anyways, my 6 year old daughter needed some new clothes as she was outgrowing a few things. I was out by myself and decided to stop by Target to see what stuff they had that she might like.
So... there I am... | 6 | 16 | |
1423845774 | 1423893843 | t3_2vs2xr | t5_2to41 | 7 | WarlikePenguin: TIFU by dropping my laptop
This happened today. I was walking with my laptop in one hand, like waiters in movies carry plates, towards my room while having my head turned towards the TV. The laptop starts slipping as i reach my bed. Slips out before I can grab it. The edge hits the corner of the bed, da... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423878807 | 1423881081 | t3_2vtyuy | t5_2to41 | 7 | argiebastard: TIFU by speaking english
thehostilehobo: Your edit makes no sense - just like your story.
argiebastard: Allah aleikum brother.
A kind stranger gave gold
thehostilehobo: No they didn't. It would show up that they did. Besides, at the time I first saw it, you post had been up for less than 5 minutes. No ... | 7 | 1 | |
1423877169 | 1423882761 | t3_2vtvvw | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU....Well a few days ago but was removed because the content is only allowed on weekends? NSFW..... [NSFW]
_SarahB_: TADAAA!! The Aristocrats!
sparememybrother: came here to say this
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1423877140 | 1423880823 | t3_2vtvu0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Doro-doro: TIFU By trying to get a Valentines.
**Background:** I've never had a date, I talk with gives but never had actually gone on a date, I wanted to change that so I started talking to this Asian girl, we'll call her *Kelly*, I met her actually before this School semester started and we happen to have two classes... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1423874471 | 1423946385 | t3_2vtqsu | t5_2to41 | 18 | Riotmakrr: TIFU by Pleasing my wife after cooking with habaneros
So I was cooking my wife a nice spicy supper (which she loves) and u decided to use habanero peppers in the dish tonight. After cutting up the peppers and ingredients, to my surprise she decided it was "fun" time. I did not have a chance to wash my hands ... | 3 | 6 | |
1423880335 | 1425257751 | t3_2vu1io | t5_2to41 | 11 | PostWorthy: TIFU by having a sense of humor and making a joke at school
Today I went to my first period class just as normal. We have an open seating policy so occasionally people will switch around seats except for this one kid who ALWAYS has to sit in the same seat, who we’ll call Mark. I think you may see where th... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1423879600 | 1423884609 | t3_2vu08n | t5_2to41 | 4 | rambunctiousmango: Tifu by using a porta potty.
I have some useful life lessons for using a portable bathroom that I learned today.
1. Always make sure the porta potty is actually empty.
2. Make sure that the porta potty you make your embarrassed retreat to has toilet paper. You should probably do this before your pa... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423881566 | 1423882395 | t3_2vu3is | t5_2to41 | 8 | McMilla1228: TIFU by Trying to defend MSG
I had just gotten back to my dorm after a club meeting around 8:00 or so and my suitemates were trying to figure out what to get for dinner. My RA suggests chinese, and his girlfriend says that MSG is dangerous and disgusting.
I decided to be a bit of a smartass and tell her ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1423879656 | 1424018642 | t3_2vu0c9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Xendrex: TIFU because of my word vomit
So today I fucked up, guys. It was a regular day at work putting up with customers and my boss' nonsense as usual. Now, keep in mind that my boss has Multiple Sclerosis and is losing most of the function in his left leg. It's gotten so bad that he uses a cane now for most of his a... | 3 | 2 | |
1423882224 | 1424076581 | t3_2vu4m4 | t5_2to41 | 510 | denzab: TIFU by letting my parents take my MacBook on vacation
My parents recently went on vacation for a week. Before leaving, they asked if they could borrow my laptop for the time, so they can watch movies and stuff. I said no problem, thought nothing of it, and gave it to them.
I forgot that my MacBook receives a... | 11 | 46.363636 | |
1423882693 | 1423883018 | t3_2vu5eb | t5_2to41 | 11 | NoiceOne: TIFU by exposing my nationality
I work in a call centre in Canada. The call centre that I work for deals with American customers. My job is to give the impression that I'm from the US, and when asked I'm required to say that I'm from 'Northern Michigan'. I was talking pretty casually with a customer, and at t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423883185 | 1423945761 | t3_2vu67z | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost knocking out my new gf.
Last week I finally got up the courage to ask out my dream woman. She said "yes" and things have been going great since. Last night after another amazing night we had fallen asleep at her place in the usual cuddling embrace. While we were sleeping I had the most vivid ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1423883710 | 1424047296 | t3_2vu729 | t5_2to41 | 736 | GameMastery: TIFU by calling out a fake pregnancy.
I work at a call center. In between calls we can talk to each other if it doesn't distract the others around us. Today none of my work buddies are here so I'm sitting around strangers. There was this one woman sitting behind me who was constantly saying she was pregnan... | 9 | 81.777778 | |
1423883937 | 1423885711 | t3_2vu7er | t5_2to41 | 4 | I_am_Doctor_Who: TIFU by not logging out.
This was really 2 years ago, but this subreddit is more like OIFU.
To the story: I'm in 7th grade, things are fine and I am working on some project in google docs. At school, we all have school emails with our names and everything. Anyways, I forget to log out. Next day, we're... | 4 | 1 | |
1423883457 | 1423898909 | t3_2vu6n4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | completelynatural: TIFU by making my girlfriend cry the day before Valentines Day.
So I have a thing I do when my girlfriend yawns. Everytime she yawns I like to stick my index finger in her mouth and fish hook her(dont ask why, its not arousing to me). Well today my pitbull/whatever mix puppy is rubbing up on my 100... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1423884052 | 1423963535 | t3_2vu7l8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | NateMate: TIFU by letting my friend draw a 7 digit number on my arm with permanent marker
Unfortunately, I had forgotten that, that day my year level was to visit a holocaust memorial.
I hadn't realised that I still had the number on my arm, until an 80 year old survivor pointed it out during his speech.
evilbrandy: ... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1423885263 | 1423886191 | t3_2vu9iz | t5_2to41 | 4 | zjhoom: TIFU by discovering reddit.
insomniacchocoholic: Ditto
zjhoom: I don't have a job or a place to live, but I sure can look at cute dog pictures and read some cool science articles!!!!
insomniacchocoholic: And argue with people!
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1423886003 | 1423889824 | t3_2vuara | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a laptop
I bought a laptop a few days ago. But let's give some context first.
I'm recently divorced and have a 2 year old son. I HAD a great gaming desktop, one of the few items I was able to keep in the divorce. His mother is military, I have lots of psychological and physically health probl... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423886951 | 1423888953 | t3_2vuc8x | t5_2to41 | 8 | Deflargo: TIFU by telling my crush no...
Welp, just in time for Valentine's day, eh? I'm your average scrub who's quiet and shy in class, but goes bat-shit insane anywhere else. I mean hell, might as well get good grades and stay focused if I'm gonna be stuck in class all day. Now, to the story. My crush sits next to m... | 4 | 2 | |
1423882073 | 1423932869 | t3_2vu4ci | t5_2to41 | 7 | OnlyMath: TIFU by trying to be creative for Valentine's Day
Alright so this just happened. I didn't know what to get my SO for Valentine's Day, but then a little inspiration came along. We have this new dog, Harley, he LOVES to chew on everything. So we put him in the bathroom with his crate food/water and toys we go o... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423887189 | 1423887814 | t3_2vuclg | t5_2to41 | 2 | Zpoindex_216: TIFU I threw away half of a blunt.
So on Friday's I don't have class and I like to go for a drive, go to the metroparks (park system in Cleveland) and I like to smoke a blunt to wind the week down. So I'm sitting in my car, and I'm smoking and next thing I know, my phone goes off. It was my ex-gf who want... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423888005 | 1423888703 | t3_2vudvl | t5_2to41 | 3 | Kykovic: TIFU by dropping white wax on my pants before a date
With my girlfriend working tomorrow we figured we would have our Valentine's date today. Me trying to over do it for this romantic occasion (she's Korean, you have to), I was sealing my letter shut with white candle wax as I was rushing out the door. Apparen... | 3 | 1 | |
1423889310 | 1423947540 | t3_2vufua | t5_2to41 | 11 | Deotherother: TIFU when my mom walked in on me fapping (NSFW)
Guys, this is so fucking weird.
I figure I should make a few things clear first. I'm a 14 year old American guy. Also, I'm about the kinkiest fucker you'll ever meet. Seriously.
Right, with that in mind, let's move on.
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So, basically, I was bored toda... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1423888924 | 1423896505 | t3_2vuf9k | t5_2to41 | 4 | Sololegends: TIFU: Creepin' by my parent's door and found my parents having sex..
Well, I got off work tonight after getting an AMAZING deal on a motherboard and I was excited to tell my parents about said deal. Board in hand I walk to their door which was closed with the lights out. Now usually this just means they a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423891522 | 1423949205 | t3_2vuj4y | t5_2to41 | 309 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my mom taste my cum (NSFW)
what exactly did you expect?
time4ticklefight: Your mom ate her potential grand-babies. What makes it worse is you will know forever, the first lady to taste your junk juice was your mother.
temporad: Didn't think about it that way, Thanks for making an already mise... | 7 | 44.142857 | |
1423891709 | 1423893833 | t3_2vujej | t5_2to41 | 6 | girlwithruinedteeth: TIFU by throwing a canister I wasn't supposed to into the generator during a raid, and killed everyone.(Gaming related, Accidentally Leeroy'd a raid.)
So this happened a few days ago, but I didn't want anyone know this right off because I'm a mod of the subreddit for the game itself.
So I play an ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423891098 | 1423893952 | t3_2vuikv | t5_2to41 | 11 | killthealias: TIFU by making a simple mistake while interacting with a minor celebrity.
So, me sitting on twitch.tv watching a (somewhat notable) music producer stream. I myself am into music production, so I feel I have the basics down and such. After playing a section of the song he's working on, the producer stops i... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423885929 | 1423893819 | t3_2vuang | t5_2to41 | 6 | Tweet_your_meat: TIFU by taking a poorly timed shit
This happened a few hours ago at work. The level of embarrassment and awkwardness can only be rivaled perhaps by the shame of actually crapping ON a coworker.
I went out last night with some friends and went a little too far with cheap whiskey. FFWD to this morning (... | 3 | 2 | |
1423892484 | 1423924442 | t3_2vukgj | t5_2to41 | 15 | cxjackson420: [NSFW] TIFU by telling a girl I was a virgin?
First, apologies for any mistakes I'm on mobile. Also the wall of text.
So I fucked up a couple of weeks ago and just now realized it. Let's start this out by mentioning I'm a decently attractive ginger m/20, and as the title claims, I'm a virgin. I have had ... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1423892475 | 1423929162 | t3_2vukfw | t5_2to41 | 205 | fukthrowaway6: TIFU by going to dinner at my bfs parents with a vibrator
Throw away because it's just so bad.
Me and my bf have been together for 3 years now, I'm 24 and he's 25. Every friday we go to his parents and they make an *amazing* dinner. Unfortunately I've been lazy with the wash this week and didn't have an... | 5 | 41 | |
1423893146 | 1423930694 | t3_2vulcc | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting a picture of my girlfriend
So this happened a couple days ago but the shit storm I faced is just now subsiding. I wake up and notice that I have a snapchat from my girlfriend. Inside contains a picture of my girlfriend topless, which was a great surprise. She usually hates sending anything li... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1423893937 | 1423904578 | t3_2vumds | t5_2to41 | 18 | Scrapes: TIFU by trying out a new look.
So, I've always had thick hair. I tend to gel it for work because, if I don't, I look like Ted Kaczynski. I typically style it in a Don Draper or Jimmy Dormady fashion but, after an hour or so, it ends up looking like hell. Today, the guy that cut my hair said that he uses a rela... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1423894158 | 1423895321 | t3_2vumom | t5_2to41 | 7 | MotherofHer: TIFU by being racist on local news
Around noon today this woman was walking down the street mumbling about just finding out her son was dead.
I had a few errands to run this afternoon, but as I have learned over the years, it is common practice to bring bereving families food. So my daughter's dad and I ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423895843 | 1423986275 | t3_2vuov1 | t5_2to41 | 36 | hzaybek: TIFU by masterbating like an idiot
This was actually about 7 years ago when I was 14. I was and still am a horny animal. I was about to take a shower but as ritual always had to masterbate first. I looked around the bathroom for some lotion and found some Nair. I thought cool this'll kill my pubes while I'm at... | 6 | 6 | |
1423897000 | 1423897279 | t3_2vuqbl | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheSinner47: TIFU by calling my bosses at 11 PM apologizing for being late
The title says it all. I work a sales job and work on Saturdays at a fixed location. Anyway, I went to sleep at 9 PM and woke up at 11PM. My shift starts at 9 so naturally I called my bosses to apologize for being late. One was asleep and didn't... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423897304 | 1425109842 | t3_2vuqpg | t5_2to41 | 4 | aymanz: TIFU by going on /r/TIFU to read a TIFU post about a guy who TIFU by reading another TIFU post about a guy who also TIFU. Now my wife wants a divorce because I TIFU today by reading TIFU posts on /r/TIFU
Crooty: TIFU by reading a post about a guy who TIFU by going on /r/TIFU to read a TIFU post about a guy who... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423898640 | 1423899590 | t3_2vus7g | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking the cops
So yesterday I was at my cousins basket ball game, all was going well, everyone's happy. So I decided why not buy nachos for my family at the food stand. This is where the FU comes in.
It was just me and my little cousin who's like 6 yo. He bought a hot dog and a Pepsi while I ... | 3 | 0 | |
1423900718 | 1423901754 | t3_2vuud4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | xtremeskier: (Serious, I think) TIFU by possibly thinking the unthinkable while way too stoned...
So I'm going to preface this story with your first of possibly many nose bleeds throughout this tale, but I'm afraid if I don't get this off my chest soon I will literally (now that that word means both literally and figu... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423897123 | 1423901824 | t3_2vuqh9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ijakeee: TIFU by getting scammed
tizorres: Hi ijakeee, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by getting scammed*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 1. All fuck-ups must be original and yours.
* 1c. Your fuckup must be your fault, just because something bad happened ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423901292 | 1423922117 | t3_2vuuzd | t5_2to41 | 3 | notZombieFood: TIFU I frienzoned myself.
Hello, this is my first post con Reddit and I want to tell you what happened today.
To give you a little context, I want to say some things about me. I am of those type of people that when they fall in love with someone they try whatever they can do, but for me the problem is th... | 3 | 1 | |
1423897088 | 1423957361 | t3_2vuqfi | t5_2to41 | 9 | itsnotgoingtohappen: TIFU by dyeing my hair.
Today I fucked up by touching up my hair color. I did the whole box dye thing, the dark brown that I've used before. Mixed it, smoothed it in, confirmed even coverage, and set my timer according to the instructions.
I go to turn on the shower once the timer has gone off and... | 3 | 3 | |
1423902035 | 1423904347 | t3_2vuvnu | t5_2to41 | 5 | aeixious: TIFU by taking an adderall
This fuckup is 2 months old but comes to fruition today. About a month ago a co-worker offered me a single adderall. I'm not a regular drug user, but I figured I would give it the old college try. I got high, stopped being high, and continued on my merry way.
After a while, I decid... | 5 | 1 | |
1423887828 | 1423955459 | t3_2vudkw | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my plumber a golden shower
So this happened a while ago when I was about 15 years old.
Just for some background I come from an upper middle class family. We had enough where we could afford fancy things but not enough to get everything we wanted. So because of this my mother loved to renovate... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423901629 | 1423955195 | t3_2vuvab | t5_2to41 | 82 | Its_probably_a_dream: TIFU by buying a black light.
Thought it'd be awesome having glowing posters and shit around my bedroom, but the black light reveals all...
..So...many..stains.. uugh.
tldr; big mistake, room feels forever unclean.
vincereesttotum: We need pics OP!
Yellowlime1029: Op plz.
vincereesttotum: ... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1423902731 | 1424092753 | t3_2vuwa2 | t5_2to41 | 788 | Theolivegardner: TIFU by having sex while being sick (NSFW)
This just happened about ten minutes ago and I fucked up while having sex.
I have been sick for about two weeks now with a cold and cough and it hasn't been lightening up. It was my boyfriends birthday today so we decided screw and let's just go for it. Ever... | 10 | 78.8 | |
1423905402 | 1423987552 | t3_2vuyqn | t5_2to41 | 8 | ChittaLa: TIFU By falling for a smooth talking pretty boy!
OK, so this is a re-post, and from my other account, where i lost my password and cant log in :(
Sorry mods i thought the week end rule was for pooping and upchuck! not sexy stuff,
even tho it wasn't really sex! we just met up for kisses... hehehe!
And it... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423909133 | 1423936865 | t3_2vv20h | t5_2to41 | 148 | Daantjeeuh: TIFU by going to Finland to see the girl I love
This actually just happened (or well, over the span of a couple of hours).
About 4/5 months back I met this Finnish girl on the internet. We started talking and had a lot of fun. We would first have just conversations on WhatsApp, later on we would Skype call... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1423909556 | 1423967104 | t3_2vv2ec | t5_2to41 | 343 | ArranMars: TIFU by peeing on my pants on a first date.
So a girl I like agreed to go on a date with me, but because she has to work all day Valentine's Day, we went out to a restaurant tonight instead. Long story short, halfway through the dinner, I had to go to the bathroom, so I excused myself from the table and the ... | 7 | 49 | |
1423910378 | 1423938840 | t3_2vv32d | t5_2to41 | 35 | milesfast: TIFU valentines day for my GF, by showing my friend how tinder works
Im feeling crappy, stupid and mad. Why the fuck i did not think ahead when installing this Tinder app. Damn!!
Story is simple.
Last night I was out with a friend. We talked many hours on various topics. And in some point friend said he wa... | 7 | 5 | |
1423903846 | 1423929449 | t3_2vuxb1 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my girlfriend.
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY and I broke up with her. It wasn't working out and I meant to end it earlier in the month but was never able to contact her.
Valentine's day has never been a big deal for me, so I forgot what the day was.
On the bright side, she understood my ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423915164 | 1424551064 | t3_2vv74j | t5_2to41 | 7,052 | ohnoesies: tifu by trying to understand Mr Grey NSFW?
So this happened last night. With all the buzz about this 50 shades movie, I decided to understand S&M. So I spanked myself a few times, (I'm male btw) and got nothing from it. So I decided to go to town and spank myself as hard as I could, alas nothing.
So he... | 14 | 503.714286 | |
1423916411 | 1423956146 | t3_2vv89f | t5_2to41 | 20 | -burn_burn_burn-: [NSFW] TIFU by accidentally sending raunchy photos to a friend
So, my hubby Matt and I have been suffering from DB for quite a while now, and after having read a few 'suggestions' about how to deal with that on here, I decided I'd spice things up a little by sending Matt some ... pictures.
Unfortunat... | 5 | 4 | |
1423916934 | 1423950545 | t3_2vv8qa | t5_2to41 | 21 | smokingthefinest: TIFU Using a funeral rose for a valentines treat
So, my girlfriend was in the bath and i thought id make a few kind gestures for valentines day. I laid out a towel on the bed, dug out some massage oils and face creams and lit a few candles. As i went to escort her from the bathroom the bedroom and boo... | 3 | 7 | |
1423918273 | 1423922120 | t3_2vva1a | t5_2to41 | 9 | boxincircle: TIFU by kissing my friend
This happened yesterday. Little introduction before that.
My girlfriend and I broke up a year ago and I had a hard time getting over her. I moved to the place I grew up in shortly afterwards and one fine day ran into an old friend (Tina). She was with a guy then but went through ... | 4 | 2.25 |
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