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1423901082 | 1423932084 | t3_2vuurh | t5_2to41 | 26 | spunknugget: TIFU shitting in a schoolyard
This is going on 10 years ago now, but I'm newly active on Reddit and thought I'd share my embarrassment. (Note: This was before everyone had gps in their cars, and this motivated the husband to get one after.)
So I'm in a international group, and went with my bff up to Toled... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1423920083 | 1423921090 | t3_2vvc00 | t5_2to41 | 8 | whatsupwiththem: TIFU by missing the plane.. On Valentine's day
Well, I was supposed to fly to see my gf and see her this weekend.
My phone died while charging (Thanks Obama, heard he's to blame with a lot of things today), and I slept through instead of going to the airport..
Now my gf doesn't answer and hinted to the... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1423921778 | 1423924113 | t3_2vvdx9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | link6112alt: TIFU by taking my mums advice. NSFW
Polyfluorite: Why and what ~~are~~ were you rubbing?
link6112alt: To get the wet piss off an there pussys
Polyfluorite: Now I understand, I hope this doesn't ruin your life or some shit.
link6112alt: Thanks /: :)
| 5 | 0.4 | |
1423922861 | 1423969627 | t3_2vvfae | t5_2to41 | 7 | 300056681: TIFU by not paying attention to what my girlfriend told me she wanted for valentine's day
I just exchanged valentine's day gifts with my girlfriend. I didn't know what to get her so she had told me a couple books that she wanted. I thought she told me she wanted the book Yes Sir, which is a erotic female sub... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423923295 | 1423943953 | t3_2vvfvg | t5_2to41 | 18 | Wattagatapitusberry: TIFU by wearing Ben Wa balls to work (NSFW)
(Posted this on Thursday but it got removed because it wasn't the weekend! I will put the update and answer the questions people below)
Reddit, today I severely fucked up....
Let me begin by saying that I am a high school science teacher...
Since Valenti... | 3 | 6 | |
1423923445 | 1424000766 | t3_2vvg43 | t5_2to41 | 369 | WhiteHeterosexualGuy: TIFU by not showering after my pre-Valentines day workout
A bit of context: My fiance and I have been doing home workouts every night in order to get into shape for our wedding. Things have been going great - we typically workout for about an hour, lay down under the ceiling fan while our little P... | 6 | 61.5 | |
1423922733 | 1423932439 | t3_2vvf48 | t5_2to41 | 42 | McGuffigan: TIFU by going "Downtown"
So this happened few hours ago. My wife and I decided to celebrate Valentine's a day early seeing as I have family coming in today from out of town. So she decides she really wants to go to the Chinese buffet, I told her we could easily go some where romantic but no she wants Chines... | 3 | 14 | |
1423924762 | 1423927652 | t3_2vvhym | t5_2to41 | 4 | sleepinginsucks12: TIFU by sleeping in and cock-blocking my gf, and two friends in the process. I'm contemplating suicide (bad joke) -if proof is asked for, it will be provided.
WippitGuud: Kids these days...
sleepinginsucks12: im 18 so tell me where the kids are at
WippitGuud: I have an 18 year old daughter, you're a... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1423925054 | 1423963472 | t3_2vvica | t5_2to41 | 12 | snurfle3: TIFU fixing a computer
I've lived in this small town for about 5 years. It's very small community, and everybody pretty much knows everyone else.
I've known a lady who works at a local business since moving here, and she knows that I am a computer nerd. She mentioned that she was having with her computer, ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1423925929 | 1423977834 | t3_2vvjk8 | t5_2to41 | 218 | kano_ako: TIFU by judging a beauty pageant in the Philippines
Last night I was one of 5 judges for a barangay (village) level beauty pageant for 7th-8th graders. Thought it would be a nice change of pace and would be a good way to enjoy some wholesome family fun with my wife and young son. My wife is a Filipina by the ... | 6 | 36.333333 | |
1423924024 | 1423932520 | t3_2vvgw7 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a stupid fuck.
I am a twat, was on phone to the missus last night and was drunk. I forgot everything we talked about.
Anyway, we have been having abit of problems. Mainly due to Facebook - she either cheated or was going to and i caught her.
Meh whatever. I am not that emotionally invested in h... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423929114 | 1423931920 | t3_2vvoqm | t5_2to41 | 4 | -AcidMan-: TIFU By giving myself 2nd degree burns on my dingaling
Be forewarned.
I know this is a “Today” thing here, but this actually has occurred and progressed throughout this week.
A while back, I caught my girlfriend cheating (the Jenny type). However, I ended up forgiving her (I guess you could say this was ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423931537 | 1423936891 | t3_2vvsyp | t5_2to41 | 4 | cressman0027: TIFU: because I messed up at work, badly.
I would say most of the time, when I hit on a girl, or try and get their numbers, they usually say yes. So I built this confidence, although I'm also a kind of nerdy-college student. Well I work as a valet at a hotel in SC.
Three days ago, I was working and parkin... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423933406 | 1423935194 | t3_2vvwfs | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by crushing my dog's tick. So much blood. NSFW
The blood. So much blood.
I found it close to the water bin from where my dog Lassie drinks water. Yes, he is like the one of the TV series and movies, and he does drink water from his water bin, unsurprisingly.
Anyway. I am disgusted by the idea of crushi... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1423929226 | 1424042637 | t3_2vvox2 | t5_2to41 | 1,552 | freelance-t: TIFU by not being able to suppress my laughter
So I'm a teacher in China. I had a coworker that wanted me to come observe his class; OK, no problem.
Now, here is something you might not know. Chinese students with native English speaking teachers traditionally choose an English name. There are lots of ... | 10 | 155.2 | |
1423934242 | 1423938888 | t3_2vvy38 | t5_2to41 | 3 | thatstheway_aha_aha: TIFU by being overboard
So, I met this girl a couple days ago. She's pretty awesome. I was instantly interested in her, and after a while I asked her out on a coffee, to which, she said yes!
It is Valentine's Day, so I thought it was a good time to schedule a date. I texted her, she replied that s... | 3 | 1 | |
1423923464 | 1423949658 | t3_2vvg4x | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by travelling to have sex
I don't believe in friday 13th but fuck.
So my plans were to meet my friend (with benefits, yeah !) in her town, have a little fun together then get back to my house.
I bought 2 subway tickets for the day, met her, had sex, everything went perfect. In the evening, I took the ... | 3 | 3 | |
1423934678 | 1423935623 | t3_2vvyy0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting moms car repo
cosmobarkley: Were you responsible for the payments?
Tomoko93: No, I drove it every once in a while. Its my mothers car, I help with insurance. But since we've been in a bit of a pickle the last year (mom and dad split up cause of moms drinking). so we fell behind on a LOT of... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423934775 | 1423938206 | t3_2vvz4w | t5_2to41 | 7 | DrTransFertilityVan: TIFU By making a pee cocktail
So, to preface this story, I'm a recovering addict. I've been sober for quite some time now and have been becoming my normal self again. When using opiates, you end up losing your sex drive.
Thankfully, it has been coming back, and quite strongly. When showering this... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423935959 | 1423943142 | t3_2vw1fv | t5_2to41 | 4 | Boulavogue: TIFU by saving the day and having valentines backfire
So my Gf and I have been playing off that we wouldn't do anything for Valentine's cos it's a hallmark holiday and she is working all day for it anyway.
It just so happens that the local drop zone (skydive center) is opening today (the 14th) after being... | 4 | 1 | |
1423936024 | 1423938613 | t3_2vw1kr | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my dad's opportunity to fap (NSFW)
This happened about 10 years ago and was a literal showerthought I had this morning...
I was in high school, and I had a half day because the semester was ending, and we had those during finals. Well, I get home, and naturally no one is home - brother is o... | 3 | 7 | |
1423928909 | 1423938721 | t3_2vvodo | t5_2to41 | 4 | insomniacchocoholic: TIFU by talking in my sleep like I was possessed.
Okay, it wasn't really today, but a while ago. my mom tells everyone this story. When I was five or six, my dad was on a business trip, so I was sleeping in her room because she was lonely. Apparently she woke up in the middle of the night to me sha... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423938334 | 1424284901 | t3_2vw60j | t5_2to41 | 72 | Meyecoal: TIFU Got an awesome blowjob with a heinous ending (NSFW)
Not today, but a worthy TIFU none the less. So there is this friend of the family will call "Ashley". She's been coming to my grandmother for facials and waxing for years. She also helps us out with taxes. Ashley is 47, Indian, petite, HUGE breats. No a... | 3 | 24 | |
1423939653 | 1423978649 | t3_2vw8ox | t5_2to41 | 118 | Tough_Galoot: TIFU by wearing my sister's thongs
Like most other FU's this didn't happen today (sorry). However, I was just reminded of it and had to share it with Reddit.
Some background information. My parents have this little tradition of giving strange gifts to me and my siblings for our birthdays. The gifts weren... | 5 | 23.6 | |
1423939242 | 1423941975 | t3_2vw7vm | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting hand sanitizer on my willy johnson....nsfw.
So, met this girl this week that turned into a daily nooner. Every morning before work or on my lunch, I'd stop by her house and give it to properly. She seemed like a nice girl and well put together. The first time was fairly lustful and in the hea... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423940211 | 1423943054 | t3_2vw9t6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by pulling out too quickly
ContrarySnivy: And look, you just told the entire /r/tifu community. Does she know, hmmm?
randumbcaller: Open must of enjoyed being pooped on then..
ContrarySnivy: After some digging, I found his girfriend's YouTube account:
https://www.youtube.com/user/MsSupremeBanana
Mayb... | 4 | 3 | |
1423940578 | 1423977984 | t3_2vwake | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my balls. [NSFW]
I was getting ready for my date tonight and decided to take care of things downstairs. Half way through the ordeal I decided it would be much easier if I used a razor. It was my first time. 30 minutes of clutching my balls in agony later, it's finally stopped bleeding.
TL;DR... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1423940796 | 1423968492 | t3_2vwb0d | t5_2to41 | 2,958 | EastCoastBondTrader: TIFU by making female teenage neighbor think I was her secret admirer (30 y/o m)
I live in an apartment complex with multiple units connecting in the middle and opening up to a common area. Across the way from me is a single mother and her teenage daughter. I don't know them at all as they are both... | 8 | 369.75 | |
1423941925 | 1423942928 | t3_2vwd7z | t5_2to41 | 57 | MyLifeIsBadSomtimes: TIFU by getting locked in my school
I do nothing on the weekend. I usually go out walks whenever I'm bored of being inside and playing video games/watching TV. So as usual I go out for a walk, but I decide for some odd reason to go to my school (which is about 10 minutes away) seeing as its evening... | 3 | 19 | |
1423939574 | 1423944264 | t3_2vw8jx | t5_2to41 | 2 | sketchymike: TIFU by mixing chemicals
This particular fuck up happened this morning and I'll keep it short and sweet. I work full time as a fire fighter in a major US city and this morning, as I do every morning I'm on shift, I was cleaning the bathrooms. My normal routine for cleaning the urinals is to drop a splash o... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423939961 | 1432113079 | t3_2vw99y | t5_2to41 | 426 | CarlSagan4Ever: TIFU By Teaching Young African Children About Blowjobs [NSFW]
This was a few summers ago, but still my most embarrassing moment to date.
**Context**: So I was on a trip to South Africa for two months, and as part of my program I spent three days a week at an after-school daycare center for some kids i... | 8 | 53.25 | |
1423943036 | 1423956843 | t3_2vwfee | t5_2to41 | 3 | GrandolaSupreme: TIFU by trying to go home
So last night, Friday the 13th, I'm at home watching some movies I just downloaded. My buddy Jacob texts me and asks if I'm down for some drinks. I had already told myself I was just staying in, but once I received his text, I had a change of heart and decided to go out.
W... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1423942825 | 1423944807 | t3_2vwf06 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a girl tear up on a first date !
This happened a few years ago, i was in the sophomore year of college, and a broke ass student.
So, this girl from another college, whom i'd been after finally agrees to go on a date with me. *(Now, getting this girl to go on a date was extremely hard, a blac... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423942858 | 1423944064 | t3_2vwf2e | t5_2to41 | 3 | anonymousproxxy: TIFU overdosing
summary: I've been having a shitty life for 18 years, I've attempted suicide many times, but today I overdosed myself for the second time and am trying to break up with my boyfriend because he actually doesn't give a fuck about me.
I've been basically living in torture and pain physic... | 3 | 1 | |
1423944600 | 1423983085 | t3_2vwif0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | jimmmyjonh: TIFU By having breakup sex
I broke up with my girlfriend a couple of months ago. She had been living with me and it took her about a month to move out. The night before she left she thought that it would be a good idea to have sex one last time. Somehow I didn't think this was such a bad idea. Why not end... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1423945144 | 1423945943 | t3_2vwjhu | t5_2to41 | 9 | RiiGGS23: TIFU by doing a 99 Lap Race In GTA V
In a spark of stupidity I decided I would do [99 Laps of the air race Burn Your Bridges II.](http://youtu.be/uWoe8aPy_xI)
LouisCkay: How much did you make off of it
RiiGGS23: Only a measly 10k and 1,155 RP, Worst decision I've ever made.
NoHorseShitWang: You should ice th... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1423938921 | 1423968049 | t3_2vw773 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ValentineBlues: TIFU what might have been the relationship that was meant to be
I... don't know why I'm posting this. Maybe because I'm tired of telling the same people again and again when I look back, or maybe because I know they're tired of hearing me tell it. This definitely isn't a TIFU that can be pin-pointed to ... | 11 | 0.636364 | |
1423943654 | 1423990967 | t3_2vwgm9 | t5_2to41 | 290 | [deleted]: TIFU by having weird habits which resulted in me kicking a nugget of toilet paper covered in petroleum jelly over my supervisor's cubicle
Let's just take a moment to agree that I am a strange man.
With that out of the way... I like to roll toilet paper into a little nugget, coat it in petroleum jelly, and j... | 11 | 26.363636 | |
1423947864 | 1423959130 | t3_2vwor8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a girl tear up on the first date.
This happened a few years ago.
This girl, whom i'd been after finally agrees to go on a date with me. *(Now, getting this girl to go on a date was extremely hard, a black guy trying to get a date with the daughter of the supreme leader of Klu Klux Clan, would... | 3 | 4 | |
1423945847 | 1424079628 | t3_2vwktm | t5_2to41 | 6 | Definitely_Not_Blitz: TIFU by making clam chowder
Before I leave to meet my girlfriend later for our Valentine's plans, I decide to heat myself up a bowl of clam chowder. I'm in the other room as I hear the soup bubbling and smacking in the microwave but I think nothing of it, it always does that. I return to find the ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423947895 | 1423950952 | t3_2vwotr | t5_2to41 | 142 | DeleteMe_2: TIFU by almost having a dead stripper in my house
Obligatory throw-away account here. This happened last night.
So with valentines around the corner and my recent break up with my SO, I found myself at the strip club easing my woes. Found an awesome stripper that actually had a personality and a rocking bo... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1423948617 | 1423964229 | t3_2vwq9v | t5_2to41 | 42 | Joe__JB: TIFU by letting my Mum use my old phone.
So this was a few years ago now but I recently got into this subreddit and felt that it is a very relevant story, so my mum and her boyfriend at the time were going to watch the horse racing across the country and her phone at the time, of course... Was broke, so at thi... | 3 | 14 | |
1423943968 | 1423950471 | t3_2vwh6n | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing my interview with Brown University
There were two dates for interviews. I was scheduled for the second. I had everything ready; an outfit, research, shoes, address. Turns out I wrote down the address for the first date and not the second. Arrived at the location and immediately realized t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423949141 | 1424137139 | t3_2vwrcg | t5_2to41 | 13 | cbvenom: TIFU the day after proposing to my fiancé.
Well, this didn't happen today (like most of these), it actually happened December 4th and I'm just getting around to posting about it. It does have a happy ending though but it's still a major fuck-up.
After my girlfriend and I celebrated her brother's 13th birthd... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1423950011 | 1424013512 | t3_2vwt3s | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a threesome with my best friend and her potential boyfriend.
So today, well early this morning my best friend - let's call her H, and her potential boyfriend - let's call him K - had a threesome with me, a girl too.
It started when K begged to have a threesome as we were all staying in a hot... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1423950834 | 1424069600 | t3_2vwuly | t5_2to41 | 15 | kylethewild: TIFU by going outside..
I live in Canada.
It's - 40 with the wind chill and there is about 4 feet of snow.
Don't live in Canada in the winter guys, it's not worth it.
LuntiX: I live in Canada too. From one Canadian to another, don't be a pussy, a little snow and cold never hurt anyone.
kylethewild: Fr... | 5 | 3 | |
1423950839 | 1424014536 | t3_2vwum4 | t5_2to41 | 1,641 | BACONMAN700: Tifu by shitting on my swim coach
So the end of the season is here, and we're training for state swimming. We usually go chill speed and try not to put forth too much effort because we're lazy high schoolers. My coach decides he's going to swim behind us and if we get passed we have to go swim 500 yards bu... | 10 | 164.1 | |
1423950930 | 1423952044 | t3_2vwurv | t5_2to41 | 19 | ImANurseWithAPenis: TIFU by coming on my girlfriend's monkey.
TIFU. This happened about 15 minutes ago as my missus is currently in the shower.
Just finished valentines day sex and as she left the room to shower I got up to remove the condom.
Little did I know it flings fucking everywhere if you just pull it off, (fir... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1423951117 | 1423968711 | t3_2vwv4r | t5_2to41 | 89 | Redsunrise086: TIFU By being hygienic for Valentines Day
Valentines Day, the day of love. The day of spending time with your SO and spending more money than you are comfortable with. As well as the day where many men try to clean themselves up a little in order to "be more presentable".
Well conveniently, this is whe... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1423952841 | 1423960982 | t3_2vwyfd | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating to pictures of my mother in-law.
Ok, this was more of a last weekend I fucked up, but I have been in the dog house since then and my wife is currently grocery shopping.
I was sitting on the toilet last Saturday, bored out of my mind when I had spotted my wife's phone. She has been in t... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1423952589 | 1423988850 | t3_2vwxxl | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by associating with SO's friends'
they are dickheads and love to hit on my woman... so yea played pool for hour or so.. Then i had enough.. pool cue over.. oh wait hang on.. they are sparring (boxing) i will help
next thing.i recall.. 3 ambulances and a police van :S
jtridevil: What?
Malamutewhisperer: ... | 4 | 1 | |
1423952468 | 1423982679 | t3_2vwxow | t5_2to41 | 48 | RoyalsNYC: TIFU by rhyming
I wrote this little poem in my SO's Valentine's Day card:
Roses are red,
My balls are blue.
I need to get a blow job
From you.
When she opened the card, she had a confused look on her face and asked "why did you write happy Valentine's Day mom?"
I sent my mom the wrong card.
To make matt... | 3 | 16 | |
1423949668 | 1423954470 | t3_2vwsf0 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by catching my cousin masturbating on my grandma's bed
This happened like 18 years ago.. I was probably 10 or 11. My whole family was at my grandma's house for Thanksgiving. My grandma's house was old and only had 1 really crappy toilet upstairs until the year of this thanksgiving, when they installed a... | 3 | 10 | |
1423951568 | 1423953891 | t3_2vwvye | t5_2to41 | 2 | seducer4real: TIFU by joining a high-end hacking forum as a total newbie and trying to blend in.
So this happened about 4 years ago in the early stages of learning about how to maliciously infect computer systems. So i was browsing on the web and came across a cool-looking hacking forum, perfect as it satisfied my hung... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423953805 | 1423954281 | t3_2vx07c | t5_2to41 | 9 | JustaGuyWithDreams: TIFU by having a pooping fiasco in front of my best friend?
This TIFU happened sometime last summer, when "Jill" and I took a trip to get some milkshakes.
Because my house is on the way to that side of town Jill usually picks me up, but on this particular night we decided to shake things up. She ask... | 3 | 3 | |
1423954361 | 1424016889 | t3_2vx17p | t5_2to41 | 6 | chopsuey84: TIFU by going outside
I was fishing in my backyard and I caught 3 bass and a duck got stuckin in my line.He wasn't hooked though. Afterwards I came inside and shut the backdoor behind me. Then I decided to check to see if my Amazon package was at the front door. I went to the front door and saw my dog bol... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1423954084 | 1423955390 | t3_2vx0ot | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing an obvious hint
So this didn't actually happen today, but today was the day i noticed i fucked up.
First some background: So there's this girl i've been talking to a lot lately, and i've really started to like her, but me being a bit socially awkward i haven't really dared to ask her out or ... | 3 | 3 | |
1423955193 | 1423970358 | t3_2vx2se | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling at my girlfriend on the most romantic day of the year
Background:
Both my girlfriend and I like to play video games and we occasionally play Call of Duty together. Infrequently, I yelled insulting things at other players, but nothing too bad and never in front of my girlfriend. Today, I was p... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1423954255 | 1423956803 | t3_2vx10v | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing to hard
So, I was sitting in a call, playing some games with friends and I just decide to say 'back to school tomorrow' and one of my friends says 'no' and I lose my shit. I fall off my chair start rolling on the floor and begin frothing from the mouth, it looked like I was having a rabies-i... | 3 | 2 | |
1423953931 | 1423956886 | t3_2vx0et | t5_2to41 | 4 | thesomedude777: TIFU by sitting where I shouldn't.
I'm currently overseas trying to get some new experiences under by belt. This happened to me during a half year stay in a small village in the Sahara.
So it was the morning of December 15th, the second day of existence for these two teeny fragile goats that belonged... | 4 | 1 | |
1423955294 | 1424170088 | t3_2vx2z7 | t5_2to41 | 11,015 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be the cute girlfriend.
I've had a lot of break ups in the past, most mutual but some were pretty harsh on me. I met my current boyfriend at a bar at the end of one of the shittiest break ups ever. Long story short we've been dating for about 3 months and he took me to see his parents.
... | 14 | 786.785714 | |
1423955930 | 1423964606 | t3_2vx48h | t5_2to41 | 2 | frick_you: TIFU by using one of those "what does that person feel for you" sites
So I was "stalking" this girl on ask, let's call her Linda, in one of her answers Linda put a link to one of those sites that supposedly tell you if the person you like likes you back, well I clicked on the link and see the website, I norm... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423956876 | 1424009218 | t3_2vx5yh | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by giving into my (now ex) girlfriend
This happened a few months ago
A few months ago when I was still with my girlfriend I was really sick. Lasted about a week. Before that me and her hadn't been very intimate for about a month I'd say. One night she comes to visit me while I'm on the recovery end of... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1423958922 | 1424030029 | t3_2vx9hx | t5_2to41 | 201 | Devil_Dog_: TIFU by getting married
Ok let me begin this with saying it hasn't ALWAYS sucked. Hence why I got married in the first place. Met her at work, things were good, I was in the Marine Corps at the time. Fuck up #1. Starts dating me pretty much because I'm a Marine. Then decided she hates the Marine Corps deman... | 10 | 20.1 | |
1423959059 | 1424020219 | t3_2vx9qv | t5_2to41 | 11 | Civil718: TIFU by masterbating with my Mum
I didn't think I d ever have anything worthy to post that actually did happen while browsing.
The story goes my GF and I were having a nice Vday right. We cooked breakfast together exchanged some paintings we did for each other. So she works nights and had to go for a double ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1423960091 | 1423972536 | t3_2vxbk9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | fetish_: TIFU by stumbling on to another person's throwaway
TLDR; this is a throwaway account. Not my throwaway, but someone else's. For Porn.
It happened awhile back and basically I made a throwaway for jacking off, to a specific fetish to be exact. Awhile later passed and its duties were needed again but I didn't wa... | 4 | 4 | |
1423959941 | 1424013980 | t3_2vxbas | t5_2to41 | 6 | KingsLandingPolitics: TIFU by telling my recent ex that i miss her
So....whilst drunk on Friday 13th I make the super terrible fuck up to text my ex (broke up a month ago after 18 months together) that i miss her. Could've been the drink talking to be honest but hey..
Today which is valentines day she tells me that la... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1423961245 | 1423962103 | t3_2vxdji | t5_2to41 | 14 | contrary_wise: TIFU Valentine's by not reading SO's mind
This one's to show that it's not just the ladies whose unrealistic expectations ruin the evening. A little background, I've been married 10yrs & it's not unusual for us to do a low-key Valentine's because of the crowds at restaurants etc on the holiday. Plus ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1423963267 | 1424060627 | t3_2vxgyz | t5_2to41 | 70 | throwitawaynow1233: TIFU By making my wife squirt.
Wifey and I were celebrating v day when I pushed the right buttons and she squirted. :) Now, normally, this would simply be the end of a great sexy time that included clean up and silent self-congratulations. This time, however, we had a package delivered (literally ha... | 8 | 8.75 | |
1423962981 | 1428752112 | t3_2vxghl | t5_2to41 | 13 | Kairu_Alpaca: TIFU By farting at the movie theater...
Just a few hours ago I was at the village cinema...
I didn't have a date ;( ...
I farted REALLY loud at a quiet part of the movie...
I turned around...
There was a lot of people staring at me...
(I was watching a movie called project almanac)
It was still a gr... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1423963774 | 1423964986 | t3_2vxhsx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking she was a bot
I got matched up with a stunning girl on Tinder, I messaged her, no reply. A few hours later she gives me her number and says we should sext but she would be in charge. Me being the dumbass that I am, thought she was possibly a bot and asked her if we could do it on Tinder or k... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418685406 | 1423968302 | t3_2peqrh | t5_2to41 | 5 | DodgerBlueNLakerGold: TIFU by storing vegetables in foods class.
No
NEfan_1218: Man, it sounds like it would suck to be in your foods class.
DodgerBlueNLakerGold: It was pretty fucking awful. However, my semester II class has some pretty chill people.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423963263 | 1423966627 | t3_2vxgyp | t5_2to41 | 25 | bhgrove: TIFU by admitting a Valentine's Day FU
Well, it was a few years ago but I thought today would be appropriate to tell it.
I work a rotating schedule at work and can forget what day it is. That coupled with my procrastination and I tend to forget holidays. It was the day before Valentine’s Day and I got home fr... | 10 | 2.5 | |
1423956815 | 1423971251 | t3_2vx5u5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | noodlemandan: TIFU by telling the wrong family that's their mother was dead.
I'll start off by saying that I work in an elderly people's home and I will be changing the names for confidentiality reasons.
It was around mid afternoon when I found that one of the residents had slipped away, when I came to change her inc... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423965371 | 1423965676 | t3_2vxkjv | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: Tifu by using the toilet
In bullet points because I cbf writing
Happened today
16 yo
Wanked for the first time in a month
Came into a ziplock bag
Flushed bag down toilet (heavily wrapped in toilet paper)
4 hours later toilets broken
I need help on anyway to fix before my parents come home
Happytom82... | 3 | 0 | |
1423964798 | 1423970026 | t3_2vxjki | t5_2to41 | 23 | vdaytway: TIFU by getting intimate with my wife on V-day
My wife and I are a relatively young couple, and we just had a baby boy a few months ago. This, of course, means a lot less time for intimacy. Knowing that babysitters are scarce on V-day, we decided to ask my mother-in-law to come to town. We'll make a vacation ... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1423966619 | 1423969600 | t3_2vxmmg | t5_2to41 | 5 | rsautoart: TIFU when my car stalled.
My fiance and I spent the day out and about, having fun together on Valentines. Everything was going great until I pulled up to a red light on the way home and my car stalled out in the middle of a busy road. This has never happened to me before, and I was a little panicked at being... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423967272 | 1423982951 | t3_2vxnpr | t5_2to41 | 4 | da1nonlyoska: TIFU by using the bathroom before having sex
TIFU by using the bathroom before having sex with my gf. We locked the door and went to business. A minute later, my sister knocks on my door. In my annoyed tone, I asked what she wanted. She's like you didn't flush the toilet correctly and now your shit is flo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423965151 | 1423981682 | t3_2vxk6x | t5_2to41 | 9 | iPodCable: TIFU - Ordering the "Love Donut" at Tim Horton's
I don't know what compelled Tim Horton's to give their new Valentines-themed donut such a generic name but it is helping nobody, least of all the single people of this world.
So there I was, an 18 year-old male ordering the usual regular crispy-chicken sandwi... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1423961774 | 1423973434 | t3_2vxefb | t5_2to41 | 6 | THROWAWAY_6382938: TIFU by doing my job
So let me start by clarifying: This story didn't happen to me, it happened to my dad, but I will be telling the story from his point of view. Also, this didn't happen today, it happened a few years ago.
So I work at the local Sheriff's Department and serve paperwork (evictions, ... | 3 | 2 | |
1423969426 | 1424029616 | t3_2vxr5b | t5_2to41 | 5,899 | ThatScottishRedditor: TIFU talking to a girl.
Alright reddit? I fucked up.
I was in a nightclub.
I was speaking to a girl and said I would buy her a drink (she agreed).
I took a swig from my drink.
Swig went down my airway.
Threw up on said girl.
Got kicked out of the nightclub.
That's it.... Bye.
Edit: My s... | 10 | 589.9 | |
1423945421 | 1423971630 | t3_2vwk0m | t5_2to41 | 3 | Howsyourcunt: TIFU I may not of heard it but I bet a nun swore.
This happened a way before reddit was out but I just remembered it so here we go:
When I was in high school I liked to skateboard, smoke pot, and was a poor student. Because of these traits and activities my parents we're always yelling at me so once I ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423969295 | 1424285447 | t3_2vxqx9 | t5_2to41 | 397 | illtype: TIFU by not respecting similarities in package design. NSFW
Choose Your Own Adventure style.
Page 1
You're me. It's Valentine's Day and you're getting started early. If you're nearsighted, wear glasses, and take them off for bunga bunga, turn to page 30.
Page 30
You're naked, sex is commencing but your par... | 9 | 44.111111 | |
1423970636 | 1424013597 | t3_2vxt4a | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: [TIFU] by killing my Valentine [NSFW]
This is [Caesar](http://imgur.com/a/6xQDq) and he was my Valentine.
I was taking my smoke break in the alley behind my store playing fetch with him like I usually do. There isn't any traffic there because it doesn't connect to any roads, just wraps around the building ... | 4 | 9 | |
1423970920 | 1423972586 | t3_2vxtks | t5_2to41 | 4 | Xanderjak: TIFU by leaving my bathroom window open after watching Pumping Iron..
Alright just to clear things up, I'm 16 and I've been lifting for around a year and a half. I love bodybuilding and the whole concept of it so I watch a lot of bodybuilding things.
Anyways I had a hard shoulders workout today and didn't r... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423970544 | 1423971788 | t3_2vxsyu | t5_2to41 | 27 | Littlegirllost411: TIFU by begging my boyfriend to take me back after he dumped me right before Valentines day.
My boyfriend [23m] of 4 years broke up with me [25f] 3 days ago now.
He pretty much stated quite a few reasons that would make any break up final... Doesn't feel the same way, doesn't want me, doesn't want... | 3 | 9 | |
1423971645 | 1423982715 | t3_2vxuq0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | enmamar: Tifu by finding out i was hooking up with a girl that has a boyfriend.
So I've been hookin up with this girl at work for a solid two months, it started out just like a random night of after work shenanigans and, at least for me it grew into some feelings which i never usually have.
She had mention once a "boy... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423972015 | 1424019109 | t3_2vxv9w | t5_2to41 | 78 | jujug28: TIFU by trying to make Valentine's Day special for my date, but instead getting the fear of God put in me.
I'm a 17yo m. and my girlfriend of 2 weeks is 16. We'll call her Amy. I didn't want to just be any guy on Valentine's day, I wanted to be *the guy*. So I decide we should go see a movie and have a roma... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1423971402 | 1424025335 | t3_2vxuc0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | girlontheinternetz0: TIFU by accidently hitting on my coworker
I work for a small tech company. My coworker is Chinese, and honestly his spoken English is okay but there are a lot of things that get lost in translation. I think he also has a hard time with back-and-forth conversation. He is not that much older than me,... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1423972456 | 1423972718 | t3_2vxvym | t5_2to41 | 5 | appoloin: TIFU by not washing my hands after cutting jalapenos!
I forgot to wash my hands after cutting jalapenos and I needed to "adjust" myself and now my dick is on fire. It burns way more than I ever imagined a jalapeno could burn!
laagamer: Admit it.
You fapped.
appoloin: I'm glad I didn't because then my penis... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423972945 | 1423976379 | t3_2vxwr5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU: By making a bloody mess of Valentine's Day [NSFW]
Finally at the end of this crazy day I've had the time write this one out. Me and my girlfriend (who i love to death) have it all planned out for Valentine's Day, We're gonna hit up a hibachi grill and then go back to my parents house where we'll watch ... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1423973394 | 1423975088 | t3_2vxxfp | t5_2to41 | 7 | Limitless08: TIFU by staying up late while my Dad was awake
Yes, this did not happen today. It happened in summer of 2014 but since its valentines day and everyone is horny I remembered this...
So I'm currently 16, but at the time I was 15. I was in the front room of my house doing things that any typical teenage boy w... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1423974800 | 1423982937 | t3_2vxznj | t5_2to41 | 20 | Wanderew: TIFU by sucking my girlfriends tit.
So today is that day. The day where every guy takes his girlfriend out for a nice dinner, or maybe if he is feeling adventurous he will cook. All in the name of love, when in reality its mostly about the sex at the end of it.
See, that's where I messed up. I guess I will ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1423974418 | 1424006074 | t3_2vxz27 | t5_2to41 | 8 | IfukONthe1stDATE: TIFU by laughing at my wifes friend
Last night we had a small couples party at my wife's best friends house. (One of the guys there has an extreme stutter. No big deal. I'm an adult plus he can't help it. ) We ate pizza, drank beer, and played some CAH. A couple of us went out side to smoke a cigarett... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1423975118 | 1423978188 | t3_2vy044 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ThreadlessJon: TIFU by being innocent
I missed such a great opportunity, and now I'm dissapointed.
I was at work today, and everything was going normal. When all of a sudden, Lauren (we will call her that) appears.
We small talk for a bit, and then she asks me what time I get off work.
Now me and Lauren have never ... | 5 | 1 | |
1423974863 | 1423977226 | t3_2vxzqo | t5_2to41 | 3 | Iratebike: TIFU for confronting my friend for throwing me under the bus
All in all, I truly don't know if it was my fuck-up or my buds. Either way, its not fun.
This terrible tale of woe begins in with two friends and a shared passion for some possibly illegal substances. Now, my friend and I (I will call him G) have ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423976101 | 1424048049 | t3_2vy1jt | t5_2to41 | 5 | AustralianBornStoner: TIFU by forgetting im in the friendzone
Okay guys so like most tifu stories this did not happen today it actually happened yesterday. For you to understand I must first go into the back story. I have known this girl for 5 years, since the 8th grade and ever since then ive had girlfriends, one nigh... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1423976426 | 1424059607 | t3_2vy1zl | t5_2to41 | 5 | ChestShitter69: TIFU by putting IcyHot gel on my balls
Today, my girlfriend and I went hiking up some strenuous trails. I have really bad arthritis in my knees and hiking made the pain unbearable. We got back to our family's condo and I just couldn't stand the pain. We walked across the street to the local Harmons to t... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1423976496 | 1424103277 | t3_2vy23i | t5_2to41 | 7 | SirTwitty: TIFU By going to Mcdonalds
First off I am on mobile so sorry for formatting!
So I was on my way to work, and I got really hungry for some McDonald's french fries.
I pull up to the drive through and get my delicious potato sticks and as I pull away....
My window won't roll up. It's the electric kind so t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423976462 | 1423977623 | t3_2vy21i | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU- By shooting my TV...
Getting my guns ready to go to the range tomorrow. Dropped the clip out of my Glock 19, pointed it at the TV, pulled the trigger, OMG WTF WAS THAT?
http://i.imgur.com/SHAnNVj.jpg
now theres a hole in my new 70" LG.
FML...
staticlag: That's a negligent discharge for sure, man... | 4 | 1.75 |
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