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1423975994 | 1424211944 | t3_2vy1dk | t5_2to41 | 11 | NavyBlues26: TIFU by littering... On a cop
Obligatory this didn't happen today, or even this year. But kids, this TIFU goes into the 'don't do this at home.'
I lived in Virginia Beach, a small city in the Commonwealth of Virginia in an area called Hampton Roads. This area is known for pretty much one thing, and that... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1423977049 | 1424197482 | t3_2vy2y9 | t5_2to41 | 21 | scale10crazy: TIFU by giving my top slave control over my We-Vibe [NSFW]
First off, I apologize for all errors in spelling and grammar. I'm quite drunk at the moment, and very, very horny, so please excuse the mistakes.
So, I got a [We-Vibe](http://we-vibe.com/we-vibe-4-plus) yesterday in the mail from a sub of mine.... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1423977052 | 1423981234 | t3_2vy2yh | t5_2to41 | 11 | Booberrybooberry: TIFU by having a red Valentines. Nsfw
I got my period on Wednesday, and bae and I were both gutted that we couldn't do it on Valentines, at least not conveniently since it hasn't stopped us before. not an hour ago I got horny and decided that since my flow had weakened a bit, we should try. Since we'd... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1423972180 | 1423994753 | t3_2vxviy | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By showing my future mother-in-law porn.
Our mutual good friend has a hilariously weird sense of humor that prompts us to do hilariously weird things. One night we were bored and wanted to send him a hilarious present of Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare. After downloading it we, of course, decided to wat... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1423978824 | 1424132472 | t3_2vy5d2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Idontlikefish: TIFU by kissing a girl when my ex was at the same club
Sorry about wall of text and shitty spelling, but it's been a horrid night and I'm in my bed on mobile still awake at almost 7 am.
My Valentines day has not exactly been what dreams are made of. Nightmares maybe.
Some back story is needed for this... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1423980549 | 1424041223 | t3_2vy7m8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By Leaning Back In My Chair.
This happened about 2 years ago but I recently thought about it again. Ok it all started on a regular day in my Science class, my science teacher, Mrs. T. had a pet Bearded Dragon Lizard and she would often let it out to roam around the classroom while she put on a science v... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1423980843 | 1423982309 | t3_2vy7z5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | saltymike83: TIFU by agreeing to drink with some friends
Hey guys first time poster long time lurker be gentle with me all that yadda yadda this did not happen today but years ago so long story hope you guys read this and im bad with formatting so bear with me
So its Friday got no plans really and work is about to end... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1423973237 | 1424016148 | t3_2vxx7e | t5_2to41 | 3 | Rolyat24: TIFU by sleeping on the couch
A bit of background: last night the heating broke in my room (I sleep in the basement). Considering the fact that the temperatures have been in the negatives here for quite some time, I knew I couldn't sleep there. No problem, I've got a comfy couch and a sleeping bag. It wasn't ... | 3 | 1 | |
1423979368 | 1424030351 | t3_2vy62z | t5_2to41 | 4 | deed_nt: TIFU by playing the "piss olympics" and getting a UTI
So last night me and my friends were hanging out having a couple brews and we decide to play this game that we played before. Looking back on the fact that we have even created and played game before boggles my mind. Anyways basically there was four of us a... | 4 | 1 | |
1423982808 | 1423988281 | t3_2vyaak | t5_2to41 | 26 | TheVanillaGorilla4: TIFU by hitting the game-winning shot
So today, besides being Valentine's day, was also the day of my end of season Rec League Basketball tournament. The way the tournament was scheduled, a loss meant you went home, and a win meant you kept playing. So my team makes it to the second game, at around ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1423983476 | 1424010319 | t3_2vyb2r | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: TIFU by pleasuring myself in front of my sister (NSFW)
now thats a classic fuck up
TaxiDriverJustice: Well. I did not expect that. Excuse me while I go wash my brain in bleach.
TreyCain96: Try /r/eyebleach.
epicriddle: He specifically said brain bleach.
TreyCain96: No, he said he was going to wash his bra... | 6 | 17.666667 | |
1423982749 | 1435203213 | t3_2vya84 | t5_2to41 | 32 | NotSamNub: TIFU by holding in my shit for too long
Reposting this because it wasn't a fucking weekend. Damn it.
First TIFU I'm posting here, please don't anal fist me (yet)
Some background. This happened many years ago when I was around 10 or 11 (go figure with the subreddit's name). I had been attending that school ... | 8 | 4 | |
1423983344 | 1423988123 | t3_2vyax8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThePerfectOutlier: TIFU by not seeing the signs..
This didnt happen today, like most posts. More like a year ago in June.
First, a little back story. Theres a girl like- lets call her Cass. I liked this girl for years in high school. I was young and dumb- I didnt care for any other girl. She was that type, you all know... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1423984343 | 1423992173 | t3_2vyc0h | t5_2to41 | 26 | hoopera: TIFU by joking about my dog.
Little background here: We have 2 dogs at our house. Our oldest is a West Highland White Terrier, and the other is a Lab/Blue Heeler mix. The Westie's name is Angel, L/BH is Roxy. We all live out in the sticks, like, way out there in the middle of nowhere. I'm surprised I don't hea... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1423984057 | 1423987987 | t3_2vybp1 | t5_2to41 | 64 | gamergurlxd: TIFU by possibly giving my boyfriend herpes.
Old throwaway because duh. Special Valentine's Edition!
So I've gotten fever blisters/cold sores since I was 14. Because of sexual education in the south (U.S) being next to nonexistent, I had no idea it was herpes, or specifically HS-1, which most people come... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1423985589 | 1424039728 | t3_2vydbr | t5_2to41 | 5 | Cherryroll: TIFU by wanting some water.
This literally happened less than 5 minutes ago so excuse my errors or grammar as I am a little freaked out. So a little back story my mom has been in a marriage for the past 10 years that was very "Dry" in the physical department of love, and recently ended it with that person (... | 5 | 1 | |
1423987110 | 1424051826 | t3_2vyert | t5_2to41 | 1 | Friendey241: Tifu
So yesterday it was valentines day and also my 5 weeks with my girlfriend. so we went for a meal which was great it went perfectly and then we went to my best mates 18th and because I'm a dick i don't know why but i left her with my mates (she only knew a few people). She said she felt like I was igno... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1423988278 | 1423993357 | t3_2vyfxg | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By checking my wife's email...
So I needed the password for HBO Go because the Roku freaked. My wife is away on business in LA, fuck I am am god damned cliche... I see Craigslist and click to see what we are selling; I didn't know we needed to get rid of anything. She has been with him several times ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1423987715 | 1423989998 | t3_2vyfe1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | f-castrillo: TIFU by trying to cook Valentine's Day dinner
So I decided to try and switch things up and cook some surf and turf at the house with the wifey boo, as opposed to going out somewhere for dinner. Everything was going great - lobster tails were about done being prepped, and the dry-aged steak from Whole Foods... | 3 | 1 | |
1423988514 | 1424015566 | t3_2vyg5r | t5_2to41 | 43 | TheSecretBatman: TIFU by trying to use an inside joke
TIFU, it's late night and I'd run out of topics to talk about with my boyfriend. I was telling him about getting my food handling license soon and I'd ask him why he hadn't prepared for his career in high school like I am. He went on to tell me that he had planned t... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1423990124 | 1424164281 | t3_2vyhk7 | t5_2to41 | 170 | demars123: TIFU by asking a girl out
This happened minutes ago. I thought I girl was being really flirty with me over text. We had been talking over text and hanging out whenever she was near me. I sort of told my friends about how I liked her and they all thought she must be into me and were telling me to ask her out.... | 7 | 24.285714 | |
1423990717 | 1434431724 | t3_2vyi1o | t5_2to41 | 925 | shitVomitSandwich: TIFU by turning a $300 Valentine's Day dinner into a shit-vomit sandwich
Tl;dr in the end
Today I decided to make the perfect Valentine’s Day for my girlfriend of 4+ years. It started with us getting a delivery of over 4 dozen red roses and tulips, chocolates, and breakfast in bed. Everything was go... | 7 | 132.142857 | |
1423991825 | 1423994090 | t3_2vyj1p | t5_2to41 | 21 | TheLongWeek: TIFU by looking out for my (now) ex.
It's a long enough story...
Alright, so, my ex (hereafter referred to as Anne) leave's her apartment because her roommate's sisters got angry with her, and if she didn't leave they were likely to come on over to make her leave.
So she packs up and pretty much moves ou... | 3 | 7 | |
1423993242 | 1424029460 | t3_2vyk4y | t5_2to41 | 4 | Creepytoilethand: TIFU by bringing my phone into the bathroom.
Oh TIFU. I didn't want to post here, ever. But here we are today. So, i really needed to poop. So i bring my phone into the toilet to lurk on reddit while i do my business. So, when i was done, i got up. Little did I know that my phone was hanging out of th... | 4 | 1 | |
1423993320 | 1424002400 | t3_2vyk6z | t5_2to41 | 27 | Madwolf28: TIFU By saying a train driver who had a suicide in front of his train "must be fun at parties."
This literally occurred a few minutes ago on this website! I was scrolling through some threads when I come across a picture of a train track filled up with water. There are many people saying we should turn it in... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1423993070 | 1424032339 | t3_2vyk0d | t5_2to41 | 170 | Crotch-Monster: TIFU by giving a 199% tip on a haircut.
OK, so I went to Supercuts ( that's not the fuck up ) and got a trim.
I was finished and went to pay to the stylist, and was distracted by my phone. So the bill was $17.00 and I gave her what I thought was a twenty and told her to keep the change. She says wow ... | 8 | 21.25 | |
1423994210 | 1424091424 | t3_2vykux | t5_2to41 | 632 | coopemployee: TIFU by looking under my girlfriends mattress for her phone.
Okay reddit, so this fuck up happened a few hours ago. After a morning of getting ready my girlfriend was finally ready for me to come over and spend a romantic valentines with her. I'm greeted at the door by her and we exchange gifts.
So. I'm ... | 7 | 90.285714 | |
1423995013 | 1424022672 | t3_2vylj7 | t5_2to41 | 49 | cheezychi: TIFU by letting my little cousin play pokemon
Traveling to india to see some family for the first time in about 15 years, anticipating the long plane ride over i bought a new 3DS and one of the newer pokemon games. Upon getting here i meet my 6 year old cousin and while she doesnt speak any english she seems... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1423995670 | 1423998440 | t3_2vym1q | t5_2to41 | 10 | CaptainPaulx: TIFU by not going after the first girl to flirt with me.
For the first time ever a girl actually came up and "flirted" with me. I was selecting music at the local bowling alley and she walked up next to me, with no else around and said, "It smells really good over here."
And I said nothing.
I picked my ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1423995748 | 1424050134 | t3_2vym44 | t5_2to41 | 2 | LeddyZepper: TIFU by sleeping with my friends ex
So this TIFU started a while ago, but gradually became into a bigger thing now. This is quite a long story so I'll try to cut it short. Basically, about 8 months ago my friend (who I'll call Bob) broke up with his gf (let's call her Nancy, who is also my friend) because ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1423997923 | 1424013349 | t3_2vyntz | t5_2to41 | 24 | Mackesmilian: TIFU by telling my Latin teacher to suck my dick [NSFW]
This happened last week. I had Latin classes and I hate them. My teacher is 70 years old and lives in her own world. She told us "I don't understand where the problem is, when I was your age studying Latin was the most entertaining thing" (Yep, she w... | 6 | 4 | |
1423999385 | 1424027476 | t3_2vyp37 | t5_2to41 | 40 | A3rabiya: TIFU by mistranslating an Irish phrase
So 2 years ago I had this wristband from Ireland, which I wore to school often. It had a phrase in irish on it and another part had said " I am Irish". when a friend of mine asked me what the irish bit meant i had assumed it was just the translation of the english also w... | 10 | 4 | |
1423998486 | 1424001920 | t3_2vyoba | t5_2to41 | 11 | AccidentalPenis: TIFU By wanting to give my girlfriend a v-day present.
This happened yesterday morning.
Okay, me and my girlfriend have been together for awhile now and my dad's brother passed a week ago. It was a big tragedy for him and me. I was spending the night at his place because it helps him sleep when there ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424000010 | 1424007305 | t3_2vyplt | t5_2to41 | 14 | sal6a: TIFU by telling my 13 year old student that I got the "D"
In my school, it's the teachers that move around the classes and teaches in the students' room.
For 8th grade there are four different sections; A, B, C, and D.
Three of my section 'B' students come and ask me;
"do we have you now?"
To which I *wan... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1424001600 | 1436207422 | t3_2vyqys | t5_2to41 | 29 | KloudAlpha: TIFU by pressing delete
I've been working on a website for a couple years now, just as a fun project. It was quite popular among my friends, and had a fair amount of views (500-700 /day) Anyways, I was fiddling around with some more files, and had a folder of stuff to upload via FTP. I dragged and dropped i... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1423999162 | 1424005065 | t3_2vyowu | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by stabbing my "twins" with a fork...
So...at dinner I had to entertain my 3 year old cousin, he was making noise and making a mess. How could I impress him enough to shut him up? What could be amazing yet safe to pull off? I know! How about some simple magic...that always works a charm!
So,I went fo... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1424003906 | 1424239058 | t3_2vyt21 | t5_2to41 | 67 | peeleasebelieveme: TIFU by faking an orgasm.
Firstly - I'm an 18 yr old female who has come to believe that female orgasms are a myth. I mean sure, sexytime feels good but I've never exactly been so overwhelmed by it that I 'lost control.'
Anyway - SO and I are going at it, I'm rubbing him off while his fingers are p... | 10 | 6.7 | |
1424003517 | 1424004719 | t3_2vyso5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | mreallydumb: TIFU By asking out a girl and then confessing my feelings for her over text
Biþ of backstory
About 6 months ago, I asked a girl I was friends with out with the help of my excellent wingman. She said yes, and we tried to set a date to go out. It didn't really work, because she always had something with fam... | 3 | 2 | |
1424004676 | 1424006051 | t3_2vyts7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | OraProAgnusDei: TIFU by falling in love, and not handling the situation appropriately
So, I'm incredibly awkward and cynical, and trust only a few people. One of these people is also incedibly awkward, meaning we get along well. He is sweet, funny and adorable, just amazing. We go to the same school and talk on the int... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1423983941 | 1424012236 | t3_2vybkq | t5_2to41 | 8 | Bad_Idea_Brad: TIFU by eating asparagus on Valentines Day NSFW
This is long but the fuck up is spectacular.
Last week I started dating a girl, lets call her Amy, that I have had an infatuation with for quite some time. She is exactly my type, slender but curvy in the right places , with a gorgeous face and a sarcas... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424006500 | 1424042783 | t3_2vyvnb | t5_2to41 | 4 | LightCrown: TIFU by falling in love with someone too young.
Three weeks ago, I met a beautiful, smart 18yo woman. I'm 40, single, no children. What the fuck was I thinking? She loves me absolutely. I love her. But in time, as she grows, her heart and mind will change. I'm sure she will wonder why we would stay together... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424005828 | 1424007724 | t3_2vyuya | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By staying up too late and not wearing underwear. (NSFW)
This just happened.
Throwaway cuz hell no.
A smidge of a backstory here (bear with me)- I am usually bedridden from a chronic illness, save for bi-weekly infusions and doctor visits. Because of this, I don't really have the energy to shave/trim ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424006961 | 1424047684 | t3_2vyw5c | t5_2to41 | 60 | raisinbizzle: TIFU by answering my wife's question of "Do you think we're soulmates?" on Valentine's Day with "I don't know, I don't really believe in soulmates."
My wife has asked me previously if we are soulmates and I always replied that we were. She asked the question again yesterday on Valentine's Day while we wer... | 7 | 8.571429 | |
1424007747 | 1424068895 | t3_2vywzi | t5_2to41 | 1,007 | joschka007: TIFU by ejaculating into my crush's bed
justTheTip12: What would be worse, not taking the chance of getting laid? Or the potential "wtf, I was blackout and you took advantage of me. I thought we were friends, get away from me"?
I think you made the right decision, embarrassment is a far lighter burden tha... | 15 | 67.133333 | |
1424007965 | 1424028045 | t3_2vyx88 | t5_2to41 | 29 | hypo-osmotic: TIFU by deciding I could pee naked.
The heat in my bedroom runs a bit hotter than the rest of the house, so I usually dress lightly to bed, last night I wore just my underpants. This morning when I got up to pee, my family was still asleep in their bedrooms with the doors closed, so I decided that it'd pr... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1423982617 | 1424015907 | t3_2vya31 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU at IHOP
My friends and I were playing the penny football at IHOP while the waitress came to collect the money. Thinking the pennies were part of the bill or tip, she went to collect them. Without thinking (we were poking fun at our Jewish friend there), I slapped my hand over it and said "Excuse me, tho... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1424007507 | 1424013561 | t3_2vywpb | t5_2to41 | 2 | bballspike: TIFU by having a dream.
Today started like many other warm Saturdays- we went to the park to play disc golf. My mom and dad were there and so was my older sister. My mom and dad like playing, but me and my sis normally run around. This course is a lot of fun for me because there's lots of little rivers runn... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424010357 | 1424013082 | t3_2vz03k | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with a stinky stranger
So, let me start off by saying I'm a gay male, and this actually happened today (last night until about 10 minutes ago).
I met a guy on grindr who seemed cool, and after chatting for awhile decided it would be fun to meet. Yesterday he asked if I'd like for him to c... | 4 | 2 | |
1424010849 | 1424040085 | t3_2vz0oy | t5_2to41 | 5 | livedie: TIFU by bringing pot to my friends house
This actually happened today.
So for the past couple weeks, me and my friend (let's call him A) have been planing to see each other on Valentine's Day, and since we both have smoked pot before, we decided to smoke when I got there. Now my mom knows I smoke pot but A's ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424005024 | 1424015486 | t3_2vyu4u | t5_2to41 | 18 | -_aliCe_-: TIFU by drinking ALL the wine
So I fucked up last night by drinking way too much wine, getting white girl wasted, taking off my skirt and crying in a shower, and then fucking some guy.
FML.
a_real_alcoholic: It'll be okay OP. I've been there. Well a dudes equivelent. Replace wine with Jim Beam, skirt with ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1424012712 | 1424017640 | t3_2vz37s | t5_2to41 | 15 | krishnakumarv: TIFU by breaking up with my boyfriend
A bit of background. He and I have been in a relationship for a little over two years.
Like every relationship, ours had its ups and downs. It had been marred because of my issues with depression and anxiety disorder. This predisposes me with a very negative self-i... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1424009635 | 1424206031 | t3_2vyz6c | t5_2to41 | 8 | Hardon223: TIFU by putting my penis under the hot tap
So today I went for a piss after eating at work. I didn't realise I had some custard on my hand which transferred to my penis when urinating...
So I turned the hot tap on (it has a warning sign above saying "caution - hot water) whilst mid flow, finished my piss ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424008460 | 1424018004 | t3_2vyxrm | t5_2to41 | 4 | drawers90: TIFU by shaving my pubes...
So I'm a teenager (M, 15) and I'm a virgin. This is a throwaway account. I decided that I wanted to shave down there because they were pretty long and kept getting caught in my boxers. Then a few weeks back I started trimming them but didn't shave cause I was too scared of cutting... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424008217 | 1424016110 | t3_2vyxi0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | taufiqmmhd: TIFU by trying to talk to my crush
Okay so I usually take the train at 6:30 in the morning to go to school. I really liked this girl and she was from another school(Hella cute). I went to another school because I didn't study(I'm 15 now). Anyway, I usually wake up at 6:00 a.m to take the train at 6:30 am. B... | 3 | 2 | |
1424020557 | 1424024736 | t3_2vz7li | t5_2to41 | 17 | Hisnitch: We have a fucking detective on our hands; here is a upvote.
Jessie_James: Thanks!
Quick_man: Unfortunately I had to remove your comment and the post though, it could have started a witch hunt. However you were right that OP is non credible as highlighted by his posting history. Next time please mod mail us th... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1424015519 | 1424016301 | t3_2vz7eg | t5_2to41 | 3 | Lorcanrodnick: TIFU, I got scammed and lost £200 (practicaly gave my phone away)
Hey, I feel like an idiot for falling for this scam but I want to share it with all of you.
So on Friday (13th) I sold my phone or so I thought. I got an email from the person that was buying it he asked for my paypal email so he could pa... | 3 | 1 | |
1424015323 | 1424027953 | t3_2vz73z | t5_2to41 | 241 | throwawayohgodjesus: TIFU and now I can't look my neighbours in the eye ever again.
This happened literally minutes ago.
I had my girlfriend over for Valentine's weekend and as I live in a semi-detached house you can hear loud stuff through walls, you can probably tell where this is going. My neighbour just came to my ... | 8 | 30.125 | |
1424016577 | 1424019685 | t3_2vz96v | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU 'NSFW' Watching tv at girlfriends house
This happened over a decade ago back in the simpler times when a black president was utterly unthinkable. I was watching t.v. at my girlfriends house. We were both that special age where better jusgement doesn't always win out. I had been over her house dozens ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1424015144 | 1424089582 | t3_2vz6uo | t5_2to41 | 81 | archerthegreat: TIFU confessing to my crush.
Well, okay fine this happened back in '12 when I was 15 but I'm sure this will be a fine read. So, I had this long-time crush on this girl in my class and we were neutral friends. During my friend's birthday, I asked him for a favor if he could help me out with my confessing... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1424017510 | 1424026020 | t3_2vzaqy | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwaway11111111467: TIFU by going to the moon and texting a girl
Using a throwaway cuz some people know my acct.
Last night, I got high as fuck. Like I was on the moon high. It had been a while since I last smoked and when I finally came back, it hit really hard. Needless to say, it was beautiful.
I was burning a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424017964 | 1424036875 | t3_2vzbit | t5_2to41 | 15 | xlRozzalx: TIFU by eating a pizza randomly delivered to my house
The police have just left our house and have taken the note we received as evidence. This began two days ago, but is about to be concluded.
So, usual Friday afternoon at University. I'm in the house I share with 4 other guys when we get a knock on the do... | 3 | 5 | |
1424014956 | 1424032860 | t3_2vz6j6 | t5_2to41 | 49 | cmann360zamboni: TIFU at giving a girl her Valentine.
So, this actually happened yesterday night, but I was cringing the whole rest of the night to think of submitting it. Anyway, my really good friend (nat) and I have had a thing going on between each other for some time now(at least I hope its not just me..), and we'... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1424020274 | 1424120628 | t3_2vzflw | t5_2to41 | 713 | valentinethrowaway77: TIFU by honeydicking the wrong person
Picture this. My fiance is arriving home and I'm in the mood. It's Valentine's Day afternoon. I begin stripping on his bed and whip out the noisy vibrator, making load moaning noises to guide him to the room and hopefully get the show started. I want him to co... | 11 | 64.818182 | |
1424022382 | 1424024725 | t3_2vzjhi | t5_2to41 | -7 | TrolloBar: TIFU by getting caught during sex
TIFU by getting caught during Valentine's Day sex with my boyfriend. We had a wonderfully romantic evening of a walk in the park, candle lit dinner at a romantic restaurant I made reservations at a few months ago, and finished off with a romantic movie at his place.
Half w... | 5 | -1.4 | |
1424022157 | 1424029864 | t3_2vzj18 | t5_2to41 | 6 | YZFknuckles: TIFU by pranking my girlfriend
So some background story. Me and my girlfriend have been dating for about two years and she's never displayed any behaviours of being a gold digger or anything. If anything she has really bad money management skills. We arnt that couple that fights a lot or anything, just a r... | 3 | 2 | |
1424022294 | 1424164230 | t3_2vzjba | t5_2to41 | 2,628 | starwarsisntreallife: TIFU By cumming after 4 months
This happened about two days ago.
So, about 4 months ago I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years, needless to say there was sex. Lots of sex (I have a really high sex drive, so.. that happened). The first month after our break up I was pretty down, it simply didn't w... | 24 | 109.5 | |
1424023116 | 1424025772 | t3_2vzkwy | t5_2to41 | 19 | cockface2704: TIFU in a porta potty...
Was at a festival drunk as fuck,
Peepee time!
"Yup texting while sloshed pissing is a great idea"
Stumble like a gangsta
Watch as I my phone tumbles into a molten river of shit and piss
Tattoofairy: Now that is an ultimate fuck up! Good on you mate!
cockface2704: I appreciat... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1424024145 | 1424075136 | t3_2vzn0q | t5_2to41 | 81 | pomegranate_popper: TIFU by accidentally charging someone $400 for their meal.
I work at a upscale restaurant and made the mistake of charging a dinner that totaled $400-ish to one person instead of splitting it between 5 people.
I was informed after a busy Valentine's evening that I would be put on one week of suspe... | 7 | 11.571429 | |
1424022124 | 1424091925 | t3_2vziyz | t5_2to41 | 93 | Meyecoal: TIFU Decided to scare Sister, backfires in bloody mess.
This happened this morning. My Sister is 18, I'm 30 and we never pass an opportunity to scare one another. Sunday morning, I'm up first so I hop in the shower. As I'm getting out I hear my sister in back bathroom washing her hands. Perfect, she's about t... | 4 | 23.25 | |
1424024934 | 1424098791 | t3_2vzokp | t5_2to41 | 901 | esgarito: Tifu by eating out a virgin
So last night my roommates I decided to get obliterated on bum juice (mickys 40oz). As the night progressed, one by one my roomates retreated to their rooms until it was just me and my homeboy. As it was valentines, he convinces me to call up this girl who we all knew was into me, ... | 10 | 90.1 | |
1424024774 | 1424032713 | t3_2vzo8w | t5_2to41 | 10 | bruslen: TIFU by throwing up in my car. Next to my girlfriend. Into the gift bag that I gave her. While I was driving.
This was yesterday on Valentine's Day. My girlfriend (of about 5 months) and I had just finished a lovely picnic at a park. The view was nice. Geese and ducks everywhere with a huge fountain in the mid... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424024735 | 1424026843 | t3_2vzo6v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being depressed and outsmarting a SWAT team.
GloriaJamesIzHawt: Bro, you didn't outsmart anyone.
atleastIhadacoffee: There was 60 officers and a bomb squad at my house or 4 hours negotiating with my dog until they found out I wasn't home via sending a bomb defusing robot throughout my house. There w... | 4 | 1 | |
1424026064 | 1424044869 | t3_2vzqx7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting shit water in my eye
Okay, so this happened literally 2 minutes ago.
Throwaway because this is kind of embarrassing. When I shit, I don't sit on the seat like everyone else does. I just don't like it when my ass touches that cold seat, y'know?
Instead, I crouch when I shit. This means I'm h... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1424027654 | 1424140050 | t3_2vzu74 | t5_2to41 | 1,972 | Ltwbmark: TIFU by using my girlfriends laptop
So as a guy (and it kind of shames me to say this) I am a master of keeping my files safe, if there's a website that I go to or a picture I save I'm a bit savy at keeping that stuff under the radar. Now it's not like I'm doing some crazy illegal shit that I need to hide, bu... | 11 | 179.272727 | |
1424026798 | 1424035941 | t3_2vzse8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not mentioning a latex allergy NSFW (?)
Alright Reddit. I fucked up. On Friday, I went to go get a Brazilian wax, because I wanted to. I did my research beforehand, found a reputable salon with a very good waxing lady, booked my appointment several weeks in advance, had tylenol about 15 minutes befor... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424025183 | 1424091571 | t3_2vzp3q | t5_2to41 | 195 | AdamCartel: TIFU my school day
Currently in last year in college.
Pulled an all-nighter for a big exam in economics.
Really sleepy at school.
Took a nap in the library.
Woke up five minutes late for class.
Went to classroom and saw no professor.
Slept in my usual corner among noisy classmates.
Door opened.
Roo... | 7 | 27.857143 | |
1424030619 | 1424059256 | t3_2w0067 | t5_2to41 | 19 | JimmyTheLeaper: TIFU by trying to do something nice for a guy at Starbucks
My wife and I stopped off at a Starbucks downtown in an attempt to fend off a headache that I could already feel building. Just as we walked in, a potentially homeless guy, who may have just been a contractor got ahead of us. He was the only ot... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1424024829 | 1424056468 | t3_2vzocy | t5_2to41 | 22 | RichManSCTV: TIFU by dragging a dead deer across my yard
So I live in "upstate" new York, where is cold, windy, and snowy. Wild life is a normal thing around here. So I was out shoveling snow off the front walkway and porch when I noticed something odd, my heart skipped a beat and there at my feet a deer curled up in t... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1424031604 | 1424117176 | t3_2w0266 | t5_2to41 | 971 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my daughter a vibrator
Well, I'm deploying for a year on Tuesday and I wanted to give my wife something special for Valentine's Day before I left. After wrapping the gifts, I got them confused and gave my 10 year old daughter her special VD gift from Dad. Imagine my (even more my wife's) sur... | 7 | 138.714286 | |
1424032387 | 1424032651 | t3_2w03pu | t5_2to41 | 8 | lifififi: TIFU my prom
So hi reddit, my first post, i hope its gonna help me cuz i feel depressed.
Yesterday i had my prom (party before 18 years exam), i invited a girl wich i think i love, she isnt very preety (but not ugly) but i really like her. The problem is that we barely dont talk to each other, i am a type of... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424032205 | 1424044800 | t3_2w03do | t5_2to41 | 23 | evdepov: TIFU by sharing grapes with my wife
This happened on an anniversary getaway a few years ago. We left the kids at home with my mom, and went to a local Bed & Breakfast for the weekend. We brought some yummy treats and fresh fruit to enjoy in our spare time.
On the first evening, we were sitting on the bed e... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1424031687 | 1424096110 | t3_2w02bg | t5_2to41 | 568 | TheFritz1: TIFU by playing Cards Against Humanity
So last night my parents had a married couple they know come over for dinner and a game or two.
Dinner went great and we were all having a good time when they suggested we start playing some games. The couple says that they brought some couples game and Cards Against ... | 5 | 113.6 | |
1424019542 | 1424159276 | t3_2vze9c | t5_2to41 | 6 | left_over_beans: TIFU by agreeing to watch a movie, have some wine and get high with my new roommate over Valentine's Day.
...and having sex with her.
The problem is I don't like her romantically. Shit was awkward when she stayed in bed overnight and tried to cuddle. And I'm a huge cuddler, but fuck, I could not do i... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424032782 | 1424033429 | t3_2w04j5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | HarbingerME: TIFU by getting stank dick from a girl I just met.
Met a girl online, lives two hours away. We video chat twice and she seems pretty enough. We arrange to meet the next day at 6:00pm. I leave work early the next day and drive two hours across the state. I park in front of her house, give her a call, she wa... | 3 | 1 | |
1424031099 | 1424080485 | t3_2w015d | t5_2to41 | 101 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex on top of my phone.
This was two months ago actually, so two months ago I fucked up, and as you probably constructed from the title, I made a butt dial while doing the deed.
Up in the bedroom of my triplex apartment, my boyfriend and I start going at it. I can feel that I've lied down on m... | 5 | 20.2 | |
1424029775 | 1424035555 | t3_2vzyf4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiding my bong in the ceiling
...while on the phone
This was a few years ago, I was 18 and had just completed my freshman year of engineering school. During which, I started casually smoking pot and my parents knew nothing of it. Context is that they are avidly against any kind of recreational drug ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424033485 | 1424045705 | t3_2w05x2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Bull-in-China-Shop: TIFU by giving the valet guy the biggest tip of the evening.
My wife and I are out at dinner last night. This is our favorite spot and we usually valet the car. I don't usually carry a bunch of cash but knew we were going to dinner and wanted to be sure I had money to tip the valet. I took about $90... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1424036118 | 1424164695 | t3_2w0bdh | t5_2to41 | 1,082 | williferous: TIFU on the SAT
On the last question, I realized that there was no more space on the scantron.
ShareHappyness: Doubt he would've done that great anyways if he did something this utterly retarded. The scantron and test booklet are both marked with numbers. This is about as stupid as spelling your own name w... | 12 | 90.166667 | |
1424036046 | 1424057936 | t3_2w0b89 | t5_2to41 | 42 | herdofmoosen: TIFU by keeping my social security number private
Let me preface this by saying thankfully this isn't my story, but I'm posting it on behalf of one of my closest friends who doesn't use Reddit.
Before we get into the story itself, there is some crucial background information that is really pertinent. I p... | 3 | 14 | |
1424035709 | 1424037422 | t3_2w0ajx | t5_2to41 | 16 | PhtevenColbert: TIFU by not brushing my teeth...
It's not like I did anything incredibly embarrassing or anything like having sex, than my SO smelt my breath and started puking all over my dick when her parents and extended family walked in, I just got a mouth sore and now my 3-day weekend's been ruined sightly.....
J... | 8 | 2 | |
1424036141 | 1424165038 | t3_2w0bf0 | t5_2to41 | 25 | jschleus: TIFU by standing up my date on Valentine's Day.
Now, obviously this post is from yesterday, and additionally, this is not my fuck up. In fact, it is the complete opposite of my fuck up due to the fact that I was the one that was stood up by my girlfriend of about a month on Valentine's Day. I'm really just ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1424036604 | 1424038948 | t3_2w0ce9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | thebigalien: TIFU by having a spur of the moment run
This happened about 5 hours ago, and what better idea than to post to reddit?! Also, apologies in advance for the length but detail is always key.
I wasn't having the best day today, so I thought I'd let off some steam by going for a run around my area. It started o... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424036839 | 1424044738 | t3_2w0cwl | t5_2to41 | 17 | squeezy_bob: TIFU by almost strangling myself to death on a ski lift
Today (yes, this happened today!) was my first day skiing, i had hired ski gear and went on a day trip with my gf to the ski resort about 3hours away. When i got there i took a ski lift for the first time, and only fell of once.
When i got to the top... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1424036105 | 1424081750 | t3_2w0bcr | t5_2to41 | 31 | shredded-satan-nips: Tifu by pissing myself in front of a hot guy
Well, basically I've made an account just to upload this ultimate fuck up. There's this guy, a fair few years older than me and extremely attractive. So we are lead there in his bed, watching death note and things start getting hot and heavy, this in its... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1424037578 | 1424044114 | t3_2w0edx | t5_2to41 | 113 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing my pocket pussy glowed in the dark
So I have a bit of a /r/deadbedroom situation and haven't had any in a good month. Pulled out my male helper and rubbed one out. Tossed it under the bed, unfortunately I didn't know the blue silicone glowed in the dark. Wife and I climbed into bed and sh... | 10 | 11.3 | |
1424036948 | 1424041189 | t3_2w0d58 | t5_2to41 | 10 | sono101: TIFU Having sexy time at the wrong time.
This was Friday night.
I went to a nice little social gathering at a friends house, guitars were played wine was drank and thankfully wonderwall was not played. Me and my SO each live quite far out of town so it was agreed with the host that we could sleep on his sofa ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424037344 | 1424083798 | t3_2w0dy5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | the_goddamn_nevers: TIFU by hurting my balls...again
I was making a new chili recipe for my friends, and after I got everything to simmer and chopped the garnishing I had to take a piss.
I should point out that one of the garnishes that I had just chopped was jalapeños. I was reminded of this when my dick and balls we... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424038762 | 1424066698 | t3_2w0gvh | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into my exes recycle bin on his computer
So me and my ex have been seeing each other recently. Having sex and basically being in love with each other all over again. I thought things were going great. We had some problems in the past, but I thought things were finally looking up.
Well, I was ... | 10 | 1.4 | |
1424039700 | 1424044916 | t3_2w0iqp | t5_2to41 | 4 | greatpowerfulozz: TIFU by not wiping
I was having just a normal Monday morning. I got out of bed, grabbed my phone, and then went to sit on the toilet for my morning movement. I was playing a game on my phone and kind of lost track of what I was doing and forgot to get up for about twenty minutes. Finally when I realiz... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424040985 | 1424287486 | t3_2w0l97 | t5_2to41 | 15 | brianvermeulen: TIFU by making my dick swell like a shit and getting raped NSFW NSFW NSFW
I am a horny high school guy who made this throwaway two days a go not knowing i would need it again for another life cringing moment. I MADE THE TWO BIGGEST FUCK UPS OF MY LIFE IN 3 days
So two days ago I made a pocket pussy wit... | 9 | 1.666667 |
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