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1363637651 | 1363711793 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,205 | [deleted]: TIFU and my gf's mom got a handful of my man cream [NSFW]
This happened some time ago.
So I moved in with my girlfriend and her parents to escape the daily hell I drudged through when residing at my mom's house. At first I slept on the couch, but then my girlfriend's brother was released from prison so he ... | 11 | 109.545455 | |
1363638136 | 1363639350 | null | t5_2to41 | 72 | whymusticarryon: TIFU getting across the English Channel
I was going to the UK from Brussels to visit some of my friends there for a week. What i had not planned on was the horrifying experience in going there...
My train was scheduled for departure at 10:58 in the morning. I was meeting a different friend of mine ye... | 3 | 24 | |
1363642084 | 1363946705 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | D1ckch1ck3n: Reddit: TIFU by looking like a clingy stalker to an ex girlfriend(bonus tifu inside!)
So let me start of by telling you that I'm a Tracer. I find people for a living. This requires a fake facebook account.
Thursday morning the account I've been using was deleted by facebook so I had to make an other one.
... | 8 | 6.625 | |
1363648496 | 1363650892 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | yout1014: TIFU by following my friends ideas.
So here is the short version.
It was this afternoon and me and my friends where at my house and decided to do something other then video games. I was sipping a Pepsi through a straw when my friends decides to open his mouth with the line. "Drink it threw your nose!" I dec... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1363650464 | 1363693614 | null | t5_2to41 | 196 | AngryEngineer912: TIFU by wearing clothes covered in piss
Last night I'm studying really late in my apartment. It's getting really, really late, like 3:30am or so. I go to take a piss before bed and I'm so tired that I didn't realize that I was actually peeing on my shorts. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!" It was bad. It soaked from ... | 5 | 39.2 | |
1363645864 | 1363726004 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | CejusChrist: TIFU by not realizing Airborne tablet's aren't chewable.
Yerp, popped one in while driving down the street. Whoops.
TorsionFree: Please. They're just big Pop Rocks, I actually prefer taking them without water. Man up, Nancy :-)
djgucci: And I thought I was weird for this.
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1363665892 | 1363713698 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | bnoel1990: TIFU by having a terrible choice in mustache at the wrong time...
Ok so first off i would like to say its not funny till the end so prepare to be like "o shit" and then "is this ever going to end" but enjoy.
So i was going downstairs about 2 hours ago to get something to eat and possibly to drink. While dow... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1363671300 | 1364320578 | null | t5_2to41 | 61 | bassman651: TIFU by inadvertently turning down a kiss from a very attractive coworker.
So closing time rolls around at the restaurant where I work and I see that one of the waitresses is emptying the ice machine into an almost full bucket with water. I thought that it would be really heavy if she filled it up all the w... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1363683266 | 1363726291 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU - Always Check Your Surroundings UPDATE!
On Sunday I posted this. http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ag8vu/tifu_always_check_your_surroundings/
Now I know most post wasn't very popular but anyway.
I didn't get fired guys! I know I said I wouldn't post if nothing happened but whatever.
Pandemonium... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1363708805 | 1363746108 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,297 | tifubandpractice: TIFU by letting my crush use my tablet during band practice
Throwaway because she reads here some times.
So I bought a tablet because I was moving, and planning to keep my gaming computer in a public area. The intent was for the tablet to be, primarily, a medium for streaming porn to private parts of... | 12 | 191.416667 | |
1363709821 | 1363797467 | null | t5_2to41 | 126 | shart_shooter: TIFU by sharting on my boyfriend
Well it wasn't today but rather last night.... After a few drinks and a blunt (we are both ents), my boyfriend and I decided to "do the dirty" since its been a few days. We were getting really into it when he decides he wants to do anal again. I'm not a big fan but we hav... | 5 | 25.2 | |
1363709586 | 1363758470 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | sadtastic: TIFU by swallowing a pill wrong.
I swallowed a Prozac capsule with some water and things seemed fine. About 10 minutes later, I burped and what looked like *smoke* puffed out of my mouth.
I was alarmed, but then remembered the pill I had taken. I'm guessing it became lodged in my throat somewhere and dissol... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1363710918 | 1363848534 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | RonanOverendable: TIFU by trying to jump over a wall...
I say today i fucked up but really it was on St Patricks day.
Being irish, St Patricks day is a big deal to us and that means getting shit faced and having a good time, and thats what i did. I got pretty drunk, went to a club and had a great St Paddys day. There ... | 5 | 8 | |
1363715003 | 1363822724 | null | t5_2to41 | 100 | gawjess: TIFU by watching my little cousin use my mom's iPad. [Possibly NSFW]
Forgive me for any grammar mistakes, I'm not very good with words
So, I was watching my little cousin fiddling around on my moms iPad, just playing games and the usual until he stumbled across bachelor party photos. THANK GOD this wasn't my ... | 7 | 14.285714 | |
1363713392 | 1363815828 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | Ksight3: TIFU by sleeping at the airport
I had a 6am flight this morning on a business related venture. I didn't want to wake up at 4AM to get to the airport so I had a friend drive me there at 11PM the night before so I could check in early and catch some Z's before boarding. When I got to the airport the kiosks that ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1363736698 | 1363771674 | null | t5_2to41 | 71 | iamtheburd: TIFU by accidentally letting my 14 year old brother see my sexts
This was actually a few weeks ago, but over the course of my relationship with my girlfriend we have shared quite a lot of intimate texts between each other. Among those however are the rest of our texts, usually filled with sweet messages, th... | 6 | 11.833333 | |
1363737763 | 1363740173 | null | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking out my front door this morning.
Where do I start? Let's start with this morning when I was driving with my mother to school. Long story short we run out of gas, but some guy helped us thankfully.
After that I run to my class because I'm late, only to find out it's spring break and there is n... | 5 | 0 | |
1363743824 | 1363758905 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by wrecking my motorcycle
And I went to jail when I tried to ditch a little cocaine I had in my boot...10 hrs in a holding cell before I got to go to the hospital for my badly sprained ankle
Tusitleal: More details? I ride an r1 and always try to learn from others mistakes- how'd you stack it?
mc_mcfad... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1363739496 | 1363787899 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | rider714: TIFU and broke my finger...
I horseback ride, and while working at the stables and leading the horses in for their afternoon feeding, one of them ripped the lead line out of my hands. I didn't think much of it until I realized I couldn't bend it. And of all the fingers, its [this one](http://i.imgur.com/6bb57... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1363748192 | 1363821804 | null | t5_2to41 | 65 | PartTimeLegend: Tifu by turning the light on without wearing shoes
I came home from a job interview and turned the tv on as per western culture. Whilst searching for suitable background noise that I could repeat should I be arrested and need to explain I was home watching tv by saying what was on.
Then I had that empt... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1363754959 | 1645647073 | null | t5_2to41 | 5,759 | scatking69: TIFU by eating 3 boxes of fiber one bars
This is not a fucking joke or a god damn game. I ate 3 boxes of "Fiber one bars" as my exclusive food due to extreme laziness in the last 2 days and I cannot even understand how much I am fucking farting. This is beyond insanity, and I am NOT exaggerating. I am fa... | 11 | 523.545455 | |
1363746892 | 1363847440 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | Throwitawaypoop: Poop Toss (x-post from Confessions)
Yesterday I was in the bathroom at the library trying to poop. I've been sick lately so my bowel movements have been really irregular. My stomach was killing me but I just couldn't get anything out. (It's about to get really bad) Id heard you can sometimes get yourse... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1363760305 | 1363770902 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | tossaccount89: I came in our bathroom sink
and forgot to clean up after, no one has said anything about it....
Superskion: Read the rules...
exilelexxii: I think this even breaks 2 of them:
>1. Start all posts with "TIFU" in the title
>2. No unoriginal or ordinary posts.
He didn't even poop himself
| 3 | 1 | |
1363787301 | 1371854731 | null | t5_2to41 | 129 | vanishingthrowaway: TIFU and came in undesirable places
Actually not today, but about a week ago, me and my girlfriend had been talking about the idea of her letting me cum on her face and take a picture (for my own future enjoyment). We spent a few days talking about it before we finally got the chance to be alone for... | 9 | 14.333333 | |
1363797513 | 1363883935 | null | t5_2to41 | 498 | UndercoverThetan: TIFU by using the bathroom at "The Barking Crab".
*First I must tell you a few things; this happened over six years ago, I posted this as a comment in an /r/funny thread last night (It was too late and nobody saw it), and I figured it would be more appreciated and public in /r/TIFU. I am ready to conf... | 9 | 55.333333 | |
1363800217 | 1364254451 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: Tofu by slicing my finger open cutting a sweet potato[NSFWish]
So I was making my usual breakfast of a pan cooked veggie. I was using a knife that looks like it could easily slice through tissue so I was slightly apprehensive about using it. Anyways I cut the potato up into a few smaller pieces and kept cutt... | 5 | 5 | |
1363807652 | 1363811105 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by pressing my luck, and now I have a court date.
So I got pulled over while riding my Suzuki SV650 motorcycle home from work three days ago. Clocked at 92mph on a posted 30mph in the entrance to my neighborhood, literally pulled over in my own driveway. Three more deputies pulled up and made a big fus... | 3 | 7 | |
1363809032 | 1363881913 | null | t5_2to41 | 465 | [deleted]: TIFU by making cereal
Last night I was at a freinds party and I got a little bit more drunk than I intended to. It certainly didn't help that I was already quite tipsy from drinking throughout the day, but normally I am reasonably good at telling how drunk I am, so I didn't really think I was drunk enough to... | 4 | 116.25 | |
1363813401 | 1363878949 | null | t5_2to41 | 94 | nymphetamine-x-girl: TIFU by buying my (ex) boyfriend a watch.
So my boyfriend (possibly soon to be ex boyfriend for related reasons) is coming down with a cold, and usually he puts his hand up to mouth when he coughs. Apparently this extends to sneezing so as he tried to cover his mouth he hit his bonded teeth on the ... | 9 | 10.444444 | |
1363826344 | 1363932021 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU By accidentally starting a forest fire.
First day of spring here was a beautiful day so a couple of my friends and I went down to the creek to fish. Our creek is a short walk through the woods and over a train track and then you're there, and it's really sort of a hidden pond than a creek. Well, my frie... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1363827649 | 1363892346 | null | t5_2to41 | 620 | IamSeth: TIFU by skipping an important step when cooking...
Being poor and unemployed, I found myself with only two items of non-ramen food left: a pack of cornbread mix and just enough eggs and milk to use it, and a frozen chicken breast. I decided to put the chicken in the cornbread and let it cook like that.
I set ... | 13 | 47.692308 | |
1363828011 | 1363887702 | null | t5_2to41 | 140 | imahornydumbass: TIFU I accidentally showed my boss porn on my photo stream on my iPad
I was showing one of my supervisors some photos on my iPad at work and I accidentally showed her a nude photo that had been added to my photo stream. She just laughed and walked away. I'm sure she's cool with it, but it embarrassed t... | 5 | 28 | |
1363830781 | 1363832119 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by cock blocking myself: possibly NSFW
The girl I'm seeing came over after her class and wanted to take a nap while I read Game of Thrones. She's snuggled up right next to me looking cute as can be so I decided that GoT could wait. I became the big spoon and after a while she woke up. We started kissing... | 3 | 3 | |
1363832217 | 1363957969 | null | t5_2to41 | 85 | Bothagrius: TIFU by cock blocking myself
The girl I'm seeing came over after her class and wanted to take a nap while I read Game of Thrones. She's snuggled up right next to me looking cute as can be so I decided that GoT could wait. I became the big spoon and after a while she woke up. We started kissing groping and i... | 5 | 17 | |
1363841245 | 1363902625 | null | t5_2to41 | 126 | nymphetamine-x-girl: TIFU by anesthetizing my clitoris...
So after repeated trips to the doctor for an allergic reaction, I was prescribed the usual antihistamine regime along with a numbing (mostly Lidocaine) lotion to stop the itching on my skin.
Unsurprisingly, after slathering on some of the lotion, I forgot to wa... | 5 | 25.2 | |
1363841458 | 1363880002 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | satanic_pony: So I got fired last night
I was transporting the excavator bucket when it fell of the forklift and hit the shelving unit just right and brought it down
http://www.imgur.com/Ds2JhHF.jpeg
http://www.imgur.com/J89cbrP.jpeg
magicdot: How's your hearing?
satanic_pony: As bad as it was before the accident.
D... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1363843864 | 1363978327 | null | t5_2to41 | 56 | apeface11100: TIFU by making a racist gesture to a black co-worker
So I was working my normal 8-5 shift at Derpera Bread when 3 hours in, one of my managers tells me to go and break another co-worker (take over their current task until their break is over.) She happens to be black. So I walk over to where she is, at th... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1363860036 | 1363896715 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | Lamaomgrofl: TIFU by going ape shit at 3 am.
Now, the whole story requires some explanation, so bear with me.
My next door neighbors have servants (slightly low paid butlers/maids, without all the etiquette butlers/maids usually have), which outnumber the occupants of the house in a ratio of 1:3. The servants live in ... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1363880515 | 1363898227 | null | t5_2to41 | 149 | Callmetaytay: TIFU by running over a sock with my vacuum cleaner
I didnt realize what I had done until that god awful burnt smell filled up my apartment now i cant get it to go away and every time i turn on my vacuum cleaner that smell comes back! Is there any way to get rid of that smell?? I cant stand it, it gives m... | 6 | 24.833333 | |
1363884496 | 1363922114 | null | t5_2to41 | 521 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling while holding a toilet above my head
Was throwing out an old( thankfully clean) toilet into a dumpster. I had it at chest level with ease, so I decided to get her over my head and donkey kong throw it into the top of a dumpster. Gravity took over and I started to fall back. It was a slow fall... | 9 | 57.888889 | |
1363895135 | 1363898229 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | tifuthrowaway4444: TIFU by doubting a "friend" was in the hospital.
**<DISCLAIMER:>**
I am 15 years old, not a swagfag, not a yoloer and (I hope) not immature/obnoxious.
**</DISCLAIMER>**
So I have a friend who I met when he was new to the school at the beginning of the year. He seemed like a relatively... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1363837241 | 1363922170 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | dabisnit: TIFU by forgetting my beer in the shower
I like to drink beer in the shower at college. The campus is dry, so any alcohol on campus is not allowed. I really don't like getting drunk, but beer is very relaxing so I have one in the shower. I live in a room with a connecting bathroom to another room. The lady wh... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1363902648 | 1363950753 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | NOTstringerbell: TIFU by changing my college major for the SECOND time
First off, I'd like to apologize for my English, not a native speaker.
I'm currently a freshman in a community college. Since the start of my school-year I had a lot of trouble with the work and did not understood a lot of things. I should have act... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1363909711 | 1363937149 | null | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending my bf a text about a liquid shit I took
Today, I was trying to text my friend about the horrible stomach flu I have had for the past 3 days. I was also texting my boyfriend at the same time, but we weren't talking about the massively liquid lava shits I've been taking since yeste... | 7 | 10.428571 | |
1363901380 | 1365018734 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | KyFriedCarnage: TIFU by drinking Jack3d
So this actually happened in December, but it just occurred to me that it makes a pretty good TIFU.
I play roller derby, and on Dec 1st I was skating in my very first bout. It's our first bout of the season, so everyone's nervous and excited. Since I'm a rookie, all of the vet s... | 6 | 4 | |
1363907562 | 1363950609 | null | t5_2to41 | 61 | NorthAntrim: TIFU by spilling coffee all over my computer
This wasn't today, but it was still pretty recent. Also, shirt because I'm on my phone.
So I was drinking coffee as usual when I managed to spill it *everywhere*. All over the desk, myself and the floor. I cleaned it all up with a towel and didn't think I got ... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1363974094 | 1364076872 | t3_1as2em | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: I'd like to think that the *coach's son* (someone special. The son. Of the coach) committing suicide would be reason enough to retire the number.
[deleted]: kid killed himself, he was weak
[deleted]: You don't understand what you're talking about. Suicide is a complex thing. People who commit suicide don't ... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1363925234 | 1363926271 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking my pockets before doing laundry .
Pen + Dryer. [NOOOOO!](http://imgur.com/mt7myhy)
Craig_Craig_Craig: I'd like to see how your clothes fared.
KantoRedFTW: Too bad OP deleted his account... I would have liked him to deliver.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1363926492 | 1364008935 | null | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught with my dick out
I live at home, which I legally own. My dad still lives here though. Anyhow, I decided it was time for fappy good time... Then my dad opened my door and caught me with my dick in my hand.
Him: "Oh, you're looking at porn?"
Me: "Yep!."
I said it was all good and he ... | 5 | 15 | |
1363926333 | 1363949221 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | do_the_dinosuar: TIFU by slicing off the tip of my thumb
So i'm an electrician at a failing electrical company and due to lack of work my boss decided to let me have a easy/boring week of stripping the insulation of a bunch of cable. After 2-3 days of this the blade of my stanley knife was becoming rather blunt and was... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1363929068 | 1363969026 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering the question "what would your previous supervisor say about you" with "I'm awesome" at an interview
I lost my job last week and I had been applying everywhere I can for some work, but since I live in the middle of nowhere and my car broke down in early Feb I have to work in a specific area ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1363925355 | 1363956181 | null | t5_2to41 | 403 | Mellowmyjello: TIFU by taking a shower
Let's start off with the fact that this technically happened a few weeks ago, but the best fuck ups are the late ones. So as the title implies I somehow screwed up taking a shower. I had woken up extra early to cram in some study time for upcoming midterms, so I wake up and don't ... | 7 | 57.571429 | |
1363935778 | 1364215646 | null | t5_2to41 | 58 | bbq-chips: TIFU by Failing to Unsubscribe from a Pornsite
Well, I got my first credit-card a couple of months ago.
It's already starting to sound bad, isn't it?
I actually didn't use it that much and when I did, I made the payments ASAP. I might have used it three times, tops.
Earlier this week, I wanted to chirp my... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1363934776 | 1363968579 | null | t5_2to41 | 160 | I_Cum_Bunnies: TIFU during sexy times
After much pleading with my girlfriend I was able to convince her to have special sexy times. That's right, I was going to take my love canoe to the Grand Tetons! Not only that, but I was going to, for lack of something clever, cum right on her neck, which sounds fantastic and fool... | 6 | 26.666667 | |
1363962876 | 1363994549 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,760 | indubitabl: TIFU by trying to show my grandmother reddit
So today I was visiting family because it's my aunt's birthday. My grandmother asks what I am always doing on my phone because I was reading it and laughing earlier. So I break out my laptop ( because I have later classes so I was going to class right after ) and... | 10 | 176 | |
1363973562 | 1363986405 | t3_1asx9m | t5_2to41 | 65 | lanbrocalrissian: I would have said it to anyone that did that.
Ouaouaron: Exactly why the only thing you did wrong was get so flustered about it and apologize right away like that.
lanbrocalrissian: I guess I worded that wrong I never got a chance to apologize.
Ouaouaron: No, I just read it poorly. Still, you shouldn'... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1363975496 | 1364421342 | null | t5_2to41 | 78 | dirtyinthelurdy: TIFU by coughing while driving
This actually happened weeks ago, but I still find it amusing.
Anyway,
It was a cold Wednesday morning, meaning late start at my high school, so I have extra time to do whatever in the morning if I don't sleep in. Me and my father always go to Bojangles' where my uncle ... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1363977389 | 1364905697 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | Momojo: TIFU by walking into the women's bathroom.
(This actually happened yesterday, but whatever)
Stupid brainfart. I forgot, the women's room is right next to the classroom and the men's room is across the hall. I didn't even realize until I noticed there were no urinals. When I walked out, I saw a girl I know abo... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1363980927 | 1363989755 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU- Got a boner watching something about Trannies, My wife's head was on my lap. [nsfw]
It was an episode of It's always sunny in Philadelphia, when Mac falls for a Tranny. For some reason I was aroused, my wife looked up and was like whaaaaat? What the hell happened? What do I do?
mathetesc: You're fucked... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1363991334 | 1364024592 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | D1ckch1ck3n: TIFU by taking pictures of my piss in an alley.
So I got shitface drunk last might.
On my way home I decided to stop in an alley and take a piss.
I ended up writing my initals beautifully in the snow.
I figured it would be a good idea to take a picture and post it to facebook seeing it was going to be s... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1363998681 | 1364003543 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by parking my car, apparently.
Today, I actually didn't fuck up; someone else did.
I'm gonna preface this with, I fucking HATE people who park like assholes. I especially hate people who take up part of MY parking spot. I drive a tiny car, yes. BUT, just because I drive a tiny car, doesn't mean that YO... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1363996560 | 1364155595 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | Winter_S: TIFU by jumping down a load of stairs and landing on my dog.
I woke up around 10, and as I walk out my room, I stretch and whack my left elbow against the door frame. (You know the tingling sensation you get, I got that strong.) I go to the bathroom and I make my way to the stairs.
(My house is weird so it's... | 7 | 11.714286 | |
1363998894 | 1364059793 | null | t5_2to41 | 152 | pacojdj: TIFU by telling my stepfather he has a nice vibrator.
So tonight for dinner, my family were eating chicken piccata. During this lovely meal, my stepfather's new Galaxy Note II gets a new message, only it's in vibrate mode. This thing was loud, louder than any phone I've heard before, so, in response I said, "T... | 7 | 21.714286 | |
1364003782 | 1364007450 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my Algebra teacher how her dead brother was doing.
Now just to clear everything up, i this happened 3 years ago, but I didn't know where to post. So it was my freshman year in high school, and my teacher keeps talking about her brother in Ohio on and on. I never really cared, but because I was... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1364016652 | 1364145228 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU I kicked my dog across my room and probably almost crushed her.
Okay, it wasn't today, but I just remembered when browsing this subreddit and I thought it was appropriate.
Anyways, I have a chihuahua that always loves to try to race me. So I was in my kitchen, and all the sudden I heard something in my... | 7 | 6 | |
1364030271 | 1364056674 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | trowdabpm: TIFU by getting pulled over by the same cops twice in a one month period of time.
This fuck up requires some back story. Before I divulge much, this is a story of me being extremely stupid. I'm aware of this; I'm still growing up and will avoid these sorts of stupid scenarios in the futre. Pardon any syntax ... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1364038080 | 1364121789 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,091 | [deleted]: TIFU by deciding to watch porn at 4:30 in the morning.
First I would like to say that I live with my parents, I am 16 years old and spend most of my time on the internet.So I am on Pornhub, (don't judge me). I have Youtube in another tab, as I am scrolling down on the Pornhub main page. I have my pants aroun... | 12 | 90.916667 | |
1364020378 | 1364081898 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | bobjohnson_blues_man: tifu and tried to dance with a mentally challenged person, apparently.
Alright, still a bit fucked up, but here it goes. So, tonight some friends and I decided to go out and get stupid at a free drinks night at a bar near my apartment. While I was walking to the bar, my roommate and I saw this gu... | 3 | 10 | |
1364047675 | 1364138118 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | ajax871: TIFU by giving my crush a "love" note
ok so i thought this idea would be, as you will, smashing. I basically love my crush to death lets call her Melanie. Well i got the bright idea that well she liked me back. so here i am on wednesday making this sort of love note thing with all different kinds of stuff i fo... | 8 | 2 | |
1364049708 | 1364159182 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheNormalSun: TIFU by raging a bit too hard...
So as of today, that being March 23rd 2013, i damaged my 4-year old 19" Acer monitor i got as a gift from my older brother by smashing my mouse while a throwing fit.
Here is the breakdown :
I was playing Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, Hardcore Kill Confirmed on the map calle... | 7 | 1 | |
1364054997 | 1364136287 | null | t5_2to41 | 15 | frsp: TIFU by pissing
Actually, this was last night, but close enough.
I was performing in a play, I had my makeup and costumes done, and I had a few minutes before I had to head backstage, so I figured this would be the best time for a pre-show pissing.
The costume I was wearing was a robe and a pair of pants under... | 3 | 5 | |
1364063628 | 1364251860 | null | t5_2to41 | 76 | ringsnmodules: TIFU by giving my roommate's computer a virus
I was trying to help her with something and she ended up getting a virus and slowing her computer down a lot.
I did a little research on how to fix it: found some anti-virus software, found CCleaner, and some other things. She said she had the software and d... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1364012528 | 1364087677 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | illdrawyourface: TIFU and swallowed the wrong way while driving and killed a squirrel.
I was driving back to my house with my two young kids in the backseat. For some reason I randomly decided to inhale while swallowing while driving 40 mph. It was seriously one of the worst and most terrifying experiences of this I'v... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1364055525 | 1364471637 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | kineticsz: TIFU by losing my designer glasses a week after buying them.
This was my first pair of prescription eyeglasses, and I decided to go all out by buying a pair from Kate Spade. The lenses and frame altogether cost $253. The most expensive thing I've bought so far in the year.
I only owned them for a week, and ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1364014186 | 1364469999 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | Loogiethejawaking: TIFU by burning a hole in my roommates couch.
non-smoker roomie is out for the weekend. (context)
in denial smoker-me notices other roomie smoker watching tv, so I grab a ashtray and offer him a smoke.
alls well, cept hes a mite of a tray hog, it is far out of my reach so I ask for it, and set i... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1364076616 | 1364084221 | null | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by quoting Scrubs and getting 50 downvotes.
I saw a post titled "Stirring the pot" and posted the line " stir it right the hell on up" without really reading what it said. Turns out it was about causing trouble on Reddit and i got punished severely.
PandemoniumR: You earned even more downvotes for post... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1364078806 | 1364176026 | null | t5_2to41 | 113 | messyinoffice: In My Office Sitting In Shit
depricatedzero: You don't keep TP in the guest bathroom? Holy inconsiderate hosts Batman!
messyinoffice: Oh, it was just an onslaught, at that point. I mean, it would've been sticking the proverbial finger in the dam.
depricatedzero: So why not sit down, let it out, and the... | 6 | 18.833333 | |
1364072049 | 1364222293 | null | t5_2to41 | 139 | RD_Is_Best_Pony: TIFU and had a quicky before work
This one literally just happened. I was just getting home from getting food with my girlfriend in order to get changed for work. I get changed, and I still have 15 mins before I have to leave, so my girlfriend decides it's time to have sex. I was reluctant at first, si... | 4 | 34.75 | |
1364089717 | 1364314860 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | jurgvonschmurg: TIFU by arm wrestling my roommate
...and breaking his arm, literally (humerus, just above the elbow).
PurpleAmity: Damn... The weird thing about that is it was actually his own muscles that broke his arm.
heyimcarlk: My doctor told me the same thing when it happened to me
dingbattt: He's there to make y... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1364096500 | 1364109834 | null | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: Tifu by sucking dick
Today I fucked up by sucking cock.
I have anxieties around giving head because I've been maliciously choked a few too many times, so I'm always a little nervous.
Well, today I went home with a guy and things were getting hot and heavy so I got on my knees. I started undoing his pants ... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1364100950 | 1364103800 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | titsonalog: Tifu by talking to an old friend
When my friend (a year above me) transferred into the highschool i didn't see her for a year until i got there, and her voice changed. It got really raspy like she'd lost it. I asked her once and she said yeah so i figured that's what it was. Fast forward three weeks and i s... | 9 | 1 | |
1364101923 | 1364204266 | null | t5_2to41 | 947 | Sexy_Beast_2000: TIFU by drinking a glass of water on a hot day.
This happened about a month ago on a really hot day in Australia. The temperature was about a little above 40 degrees Celsius and I was damn thirsty. I went into the kitchen, grabbed a glass from the cupboard and filled it with ice cold water. Nothing cou... | 10 | 94.7 | |
1364110209 | 1364111576 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a drink.
I had some food, went and bought a drink from the shop next door. Put it on the seat beside me before moving my receipts out of the pocket so they wouldn't get wet. I put the drink in my bag.
Few minutes later, there's lines of liquid emanating from my seat. "Is it raining? ...Oh, no... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1364109207 | 1364138063 | null | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a stripper 80 bucks instead of 4 bucks.
Thought I had 4 singles in my pocket, turned out I gave her 4 20's. She was happy as fuck for some reason, now I get why lol.. oh well, shit happens.
electrophile91: Good thing about American currency*: allows you to throw notes at strippers whilst bein... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1364119554 | 1364157175 | null | t5_2to41 | 238 | McCrazyJ: Hey, Aaron!
strixus: Oh god, I know this sort of shit too well. Thank you, hydrocodone and oxycodone, for all the STUPID fucking shit you've made me say over the years.
wintertash: I was on the fentanyl with morphine or dilaudid for breakthrough for many years. During that time my marriage collapsed, in no ... | 5 | 47.6 | |
1364122940 | 1364151449 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | HellaciousHelen: tifu: I enjoyed a phone conversation on my front patio too much.
I was talking on my phone, a bit tipsy, dishing my hopes and woes to someone too late into the night before work.
My phone died, and in a rush I went upstairs to plug it back in.
Leaving my purse downstairs all night. With cash, and... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1364125519 | 1364167895 | null | t5_2to41 | 121 | FromMyTARDIS: TIFU and got some guy arrested.
I work nights at a gas station. This man comes in and buys some cigs, and right behind him walks in a sheriff. the guy quickly leaves seems kinda nervous and pretty red-faced, but not obviously drunk or smelling of booze. A guy comes in behind him and asks for twenty dollar... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1364148214 | 1364244704 | null | t5_2to41 | 3,690 | nukelauncher95: TIFU By Hugging My Best Friend
My best friend was sent home from school because she had an upset stomach. I went over her house today to see how she was doing. She still wasn't feeling good, but I stuck around and chatted with her for a few hours since both of her parents were at still work.
When I wa... | 11 | 335.454545 | |
1364147234 | 1364154374 | null | t5_2to41 | 0 | Medican79: TIFU by leaving my fiance's grandma to watch Miss March
So my fiance's 80 yr old grandmother, 'Nan', came from England about 2 weeks ago. Last night she was there to witness my proposal. Yay!
So anyway, 'Nan' along with my fiance's parents are staying with us for the weekend. I get up at around 6am, turn on... | 3 | 0 | |
1364152441 | 1364176681 | null | t5_2to41 | 181 | Jayce868: TIFU letting my inexperienced gf try to deep throat
So we've just made dinner together, spaghetti and meatballs washed down with a glass of coke and we're laying on a blanket watching Harold and Kumar when things start to get hot. During the commercial break we start kissing and things start going places unti... | 13 | 13.923077 | |
1364157852 | 1364176880 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | AsainWhiteBoy: TIFU by cuddling with my gf at my grandparents house
So I live next to my parents, in the country so my family is close by. My gf was over so we decided to wrestle/cuddle. She was on my lap pinning me down and it looked like we were having sexy time. I'm 16 and that's when my grandma came in. I ate ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1364161404 | 1364163966 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | morathoris: TIFU By drinking with friends
Last night I decided to go out drinking with some friends, one of which I used to have strong feelings for. Drank almost an entire bottle of alcohol before heading to the bars. Made sure everyone had their share, including her. I know peoples limits well, so I got her to a ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1364164310 | 1364174433 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | McCrazyJ: TIFU by calling a guy by his brother's name.
I walk with a cane and take a lot of vicodin. I was in line at Starbucks at Cal State San Bernardino, blitzed out of my mind. I turn around and see a familiar face from high school. "Hi, Aaron!" The guy looks at me with a confused look and I realized it wasn't Aaro... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1364166933 | 1364195234 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | chimchim1: tifu by forgetting to close my sunroof.
yesterday it was beautiful out. so i drove with the sunroof open.
today there is a blizzard. i forget to close said sunroof. 4 inches of snow in my car and a squirrel. wtf illinois is literally the shittiest place on earth
eating mcdonalds in shame in the library
Sn... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1364171286 | 1364264661 | null | t5_2to41 | 155 | t_a_a_g: TIFU by accidentally farting in my boyfriend's mouth
This actually happened a couple of days ago, but I felt it merited sharing.
I went over to my boyfriend's house after work on Friday. We had a few beers, a few whiskeys, and a large dinner. I should mention that due to my financial status, I've been eatin... | 6 | 25.833333 | |
1364177106 | 1364186657 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | Mr_Nancy: TIFU Gotta have my Pops
I've had a runny nose for the past 2 days. No problem. Just use a whole bunch of tissues.
Until tonight.
I really wanted some Pops because I was hungry and nothing else caught my eye, so I ate a bowl of milk and the cereal.
I was laying in bed, trying to fall asleep when I shifted a... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1364180375 | 1364240026 | null | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a homeless man stay in my garage
Okay, this started several months ago. Flashback! Dodolado. Dodolado.
Several months ago, a man came to my door asking to stay in my detached garage. Naturally, I said no. This was for many reasons, the most important of which was that the garage had no roof... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1364180626 | 1364186489 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | this_is_another_thro: TIFU by letting my dad clean up under my desk
So I'm almost 21 and I live with my parents. I'm trying to convince them to allow me to start dating, so I can get married (I'm super religious except for the following point, so I'm a virgin and intend to be until marriage)
I fap. A lot, lately. Way ... | 4 | 2 | |
1364186564 | 1364409681 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | trionisus: TIFU When I used a bathroom at Dennys.
For the past couple days I have had a stomach bug. After work my friends decided to go to Dennys and they have their glorious bacon menu. I ordered the spicy jalapeno bacon burger. I know I was asking for trouble especially since I replaced the fries with bacon cheese s... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1364195219 | 1364255406 | null | t5_2to41 | 526 | XeroChancey: TIFU Yeah, I did this at work today...
I was recently done washing the dishes at work and had accidentally gotten my watch wet. I placed my watch in the pizza oven, thinking it would dry it off quickly. My manager had noticed and walked over to me and asked why I did that. I realized I had been being stup... | 8 | 65.75 |
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