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1424040947 | 1424099683 | t3_2w0l6w | t5_2to41 | 61 | Moosie234: TIFU by telling my gf the ending to Breaking Bad
So my girlfriend has been wanting to watch the rest of Breaking Bad for a while. She started watching it right before the final season came out. She refused to know the ending to the series, and expertly avoided all the spoilers when it was on TV and Facebook.... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1424043254 | 1424043611 | t3_2w0pp6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | cafedickbomb: TIFU by not hooking up with a French girl
tl;dr-I didn't fuck this French girl, my professors student from Belgium is giving me two weeks to seal the deal before he fails me.
For some background, I am a classical guitarist studying for my BA in Music, and this semester our professor brought back a guita... | 3 | 1 | |
1424043120 | 1426473261 | t3_2w0pfk | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By destroying that pussy..(NSFW)
as per usual this happened a few years ago,
I was drunking with a FWB, whose cat has just had kittens, after a few litres of cider I was nicely hammered. What becomes 10 times more appealing when pissed? KITTENS!
I ran upstairs and starting cuddling with 6 kittens, not ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1424043997 | 1424053028 | t3_2w0r4w | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking and making brownies [NSFW]
Like most fuck ups this didn't happen today but a few years ago.
On one weekend my parents decided to go out on a date for a night and left me alone for the night. I had a rough week so I decided to sneak a bit of whiskey while they were gone. This was my first t... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424036427 | 1424050407 | t3_2w0c13 | t5_2to41 | 5 | masterfasterbater: TIFU by wackin too fast.
I always laughed whenever people bought tissues and lotion and shit for masturbating, like comeon, what's the downside to a good ol' dry rub? Oh the look on my face. Is pain. Because I choked my bishop an awful good one and now it's on fire. That is the last time i loosey my ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424043878 | 1424051257 | t3_2w0qvt | t5_2to41 | 225 | DakkIsBack: tifu - checked my wife's facebook messages that she left logged in
WellCutJib: You didn't fuck up, she did. File for divorce, but first cancel any credit cards you have. Your other option is to confront her about it, and work out an open arrangement.
DakkIsBack: we don't share any credit cards but we d... | 8 | 28.125 | |
1424042467 | 1424093699 | t3_2w0o45 | t5_2to41 | 5 | theusernamedbob: TIFU by telling my mom I never had good macaroni and cheese/mashed potatoes.
This was a few days after Christmas where my mom, when my mom made mac and cheese, which was a lot that she made. I didn't have any because I don't really like it. Than I told her that I haven't have really good mac and cheese... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424044334 | 1424191263 | t3_2w0rt3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting myself at work.
A little background.
I work with teenagers in care with emotional and behavioural difficulties. My work place is just a regular residential property, and we have two kids at a time to try and make it feel like as normal a home as possible. Due to their emotional and behavio... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1424045668 | 1424048940 | t3_2w0udh | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my gf flowers on Valentine's Day (hereinto known as VD)
Redditors, listen carefully. Whenever your gf/SO/whatever is not big into the holiday trends, then listen close to that. I dedcided to buy my gf flowers the night before VD, along with a card and a couple chocolates. I have never got he... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424046283 | 1424089240 | t3_2w0vja | t5_2to41 | 1,118 | galumph_triumph: TIFU by not packing fudge
Last weekend I went camping with my girlfriend, my best friend Jake, Jake's wife Jen, and Jen's best friend Bianca and her boyfriend Eric. So that's three bros and three fembros.
Something stirs in my soul before camping trips. Something chocolatey. I had been craving smores... | 6 | 186.333333 | |
1424048767 | 1424057282 | t3_2w107g | t5_2to41 | 15 | DissMyKick: TIFU by Draining my Dragon while on my terrace NSFW
Hi everyone, I am an English teacher who lives in a not very crowded but respectable town. My flat is at the top of a fancy apartment block. I dont like the place,it oozes seriousness.Anyway,I am lucky to have terrace which I relax in everyday.Now the prob... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1424045836 | 1424151765 | t3_2w0uoi | t5_2to41 | 3 | Capntallon: TIFU by deciding to wash my hands after peeing.
Today, I was treated to a nice movie with my mom and dad. We decided to go see *Kingsman: Secret Service*. In case you don't know, it's a nice, clean family film in which gentlemen in tailored suits blow up people. Since I noticed before going in that the film... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1424050175 | 1424051392 | t3_2w12nj | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex
Whatsgoodthoson: No way bro! That sucks ass.
OrbitalCupcake: She wants to buy me a new car to replace my aging 2013 Ferrari. Man, that car and I go way back what do I do?
Whatsgoodthoson: Just tell her you're going to keep the rari and get something new as well. She'll totally understand... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1424050126 | 1424275779 | t3_2w12kq | t5_2to41 | 10 | snowfiendd: TIFU by sleeping with a friend
Last night a friend was having a 30th a few hours drive from home so we decided to stay down there and my female friend Jess offered to give me a lift. We are both good mates and so I thought what a good idea and i can sleep, on the way down I told her I was sharing a room wi... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424049841 | 1424095293 | t3_2w122o | t5_2to41 | 34 | Mattthepat: TIFU my wife broke my nose during sex on Valentine's Day
ZippyKitty: When it cums to problems, your wife really nose how to use her head.
Well I guess I've done enough reddit for one day
THROWAWAY_6382938: Prediction: This post will get gold.
ZippyKitty: You were wrong!!
THROWAWAY_6382938: I suppose I... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1424042509 | 1424077976 | t3_2w0o7k | t5_2to41 | 12 | InstigatorOnDEAwatch: TIFU by calling a DEA agent a "White Knight" to his face.
This just happened last night. I think things are fine now but I'm pretty sure I fucked up big, I'm still a bit shaken up about it, as well as pretty upset and wanting to punch something, and embarrassed to show my face in the only bar walk... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1424052737 | 1424064019 | t3_2w176m | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating on my cat
So today no one else was home, so i decided to look at /r/realgirls and jack off. (for the record /u/therealgj is a real [dick-raiser](http://imgur.com/a/QWI5V)whether she is a paid model or not ;) ) So i was a-beatin' my meat, and just as i was about to finish, my fuckin cat j... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1424051904 | 1424165373 | t3_2w15pt | t5_2to41 | 35 | mewwchan: TIFU by using my boyfriend's towel
I spent the night at my boyfriend's place last night, and this morning I went to get ready to take a shower. While getting my showering supplies together, I noticed a big fluffy towel folded neatly next to my clean clothes. Appreciating this kind gesture of his, I smiled and... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1424053813 | 1424054542 | t3_2w191v | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a blowjob from a girl with a cold.
Like many TIFU this didn't happen today but a day before valentines.
Anyways, so i was talking to this girl for sometime, just talking nothing serious. I didn't want her to get any wrong ideas so i decided that if i were to ask her out i should ask her before... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1424053593 | 1424083226 | t3_2w18pc | t5_2to41 | 215 | RockLaShine: TIFU by eating giraffe poo.
This happened today....
A little info: I am a zookeeper at a relatively small zoo, to which I will not name due to social media restrictions. If you don't believe me, I don't care.
Anyway. Today, I was cleaning out a giraffe stall with the power washer. Normally, this middle ... | 6 | 35.833333 | |
1424054357 | 1424056059 | t3_2w19y3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | kitchensclosed: TIFU by calling someone a white knight
This happened last week. It was lunch time at work and my friend and I walked to a corner deli for sandwiches. After ordering, we walked over to the registers to pay. There were two lines; one line had about seven people in it, and the other line had one person who... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424054330 | 1424055030 | t3_2w19wj | t5_2to41 | 26 | HSBrendan: TIFU by damaging my family's relationship with my grandfather
It's my grandpa's birthday and my mother invited him over to our house for dinner. He lives about an hour away. He was divorced from his original wife (my grandma) and remarried to another woman and had 2 more kids, who come over to our house ofte... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1424053098 | 1424055593 | t3_2w17tl | t5_2to41 | 12 | yoloswegmaster420: TIFU by letting my friend change my ringtone
A couple days ago, I was hanging out with my friends playing games and shit, when suddenly one of my friends (let's call him "Bob") asks if I can borrow my phone so he can check something. I say sure and decide to give him my phone. A couple minutes later ... | 3 | 4 | |
1424055789 | 1424058730 | t3_2w1cfe | t5_2to41 | 10 | AmankuLyn: TIFU by dying my hair purple
Before I got the chance to dye it, I had to mix the dye in the bottle and shake it. The dye is neon blood red. My hand slipped, it partially exploded. I had no clothes on (didn't want anything to get stained). I now have red dye spots on my chest and arms which will take a fe... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424055406 | 1424106497 | t3_2w1brh | t5_2to41 | 11 | HideFromThem: TIFU by breaching a "security contract" at work and getting fired.
I worked a big chain restaurant for 3 years...very popular place. Last night (goddamned valentines day) I worked until almost midnight. This was after we closed and the management doesn't like it if you walk out the door without one of the... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1424057709 | 1424087832 | t3_2w1fre | t5_2to41 | 305 | brainiac2025: TIFU by browsing TIFU.
Torallas: Dude, I fucking hear you, I've got a great wife, a great relationship, came to TIFU, and she looks at me like I'm fucking dying, goes "Honey are you alright?" and all I could think of was "Please don't fucking cheat on me." Ruined my mood. It's fucking depressing but I ca... | 6 | 50.833333 | |
1424058619 | 1424099269 | t3_2w1hgl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by basically accusing my (very new) girlfriend of cheating.
So earlier today, I was on Skype with my and she told me that she had to go. Didn't say where or why, she just left. So an hour passes by and I thought it was kinda strange she hadn't messaged me, so I message her. she didn't reply after an hou... | 3 | 1 | |
1424059144 | 1424079573 | t3_2w1ibe | t5_2to41 | 9 | robsta12: TIFU forgetting to take my car home
Usual day of going to trade school, I normally take the train, decided to drive today due to being late. School finishes at 4pm and take the train home as usual. Get to the station then realize my fuck up.
Doobie-Keebler: Dude, where's your car?
robsta12: Was in the city ha... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1424059530 | 1424124558 | t3_2w1iz9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a girl I love her
I met a girl at basic training. We've been talking over the phone for a while. She really likes me and playfully plans out our marriage and life together. Tonight I told her I loved her when I know I don't cause I wanted to hear her say it and she did. After our call she tex... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1424060450 | 1424138413 | t3_2w1klu | t5_2to41 | 4 | effingcharcoal: TIFU by licking my period blood off my boyfriend's fingers.
[NSFW]
This happened about twenty minutes ago and I'm sitting here waiting for him to get some salt and vinegar chips to get the taste out.
So we're laying in bed cuddling and it has been a few weeks since we last had sex. I just got off my per... | 4 | 1 | |
1424060211 | 1424099491 | t3_2w1k6z | t5_2to41 | 4,559 | SassySlapshots: TIFU by giving my BF the grapefruit blowjob for VDay - NSFW
First off let me begin that Auntie Angel on the YouTube video is a God damn liar. She makes it seem so easy and effortless but it's not. Oh...it's not.
About a week ago I ran into an article online about a blogger who caught wind of the origi... | 13 | 350.692308 | |
1424057445 | 1424090996 | t3_2w1fb9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by licking some deceptive sugar
It is Saturday and I'm working my usual stint as an underwater ceramics technician (dish washer) at a Chinese restaurant. The shift is from whenever I want to start until whenever I think I have done enough dishes to warrant me calling it a night. This is usually 6 pm to ... | 3 | 3 | |
1424060501 | 1424061328 | t3_2w1kou | t5_2to41 | 3 | rylangel: TIFU by deleting almost 32GB of game date
So this isn't like the other fuck ups here where I lose my dick or can't tell a girl is into me, and it also just happened.
So I bought one of the new 3DS's because I like new tech. I've had a 3DS XL for years, but just felt like I'd want the new one for the extra po... | 3 | 1 | |
1424060265 | 1424062885 | t3_2w1kad | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being depressed over being single for Valentines day again for the 7th year and signing up for a online dating site.
I messaged about 15 men. None of them messaged back. I mean, come on. I didn't pick anyone spectacular They were all regular blue collar kinds of men. I complimented all of them and s... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1424061102 | 1424070830 | t3_2w1lo2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | LocalGaijin: TIFU by trusting a friend
So the actual FU happened few weeks back. I didn't know about until the valentines day. I have a close friend, let's call him 'Dick' for all the intents and purposes of this FU. Dicks' wife and mine are quite close too. I wouldn't call him by best friend, but he's the closest.
S... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424059685 | 1424162684 | t3_2w1j9u | t5_2to41 | 736 | minort1769: TIFU by scratching my balls in the movie theater.
So I was dragged in to watch 50 shades of grey yesterday by my girlfriend. It was a packed theater so everybody was super close. During a very intimate sex scene, I mindlessly stuck my hand in my pants to scratch my nuts, when bitchface to my right proceeds ... | 9 | 81.777778 | |
1424062531 | 1424156697 | t3_2w1o16 | t5_2to41 | 266 | UpdateYourselfAdobe: TIFU by waking up late and missing my ride, which took my girlfriends life.
MsNita78: I swear I met someone online around this same time that I talked to for awhile who had something similar happen to him. Hmmm.........
UpdateYourselfAdobe: What state?
MsNita78: I'm from Baltimore. I can't rememb... | 9 | 29.555556 | |
1424062263 | 1424124481 | t3_2w1nkm | t5_2to41 | 7 | Malaysian_Unicycle: TIFU By Letting My Heart Crave for a Woman's Smile Again . . .
SS15, Subang, Malaysia
8:00 PM (Wednesday) I'm returning home, having spent the day at INTI University.
It's raining.
I'm drinking my Starbucks coffee as I walk. Picked it up on the way back.
No umbrella.
I rush towards a road to... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424062583 | 1424202489 | t3_2w1o3h | t5_2to41 | 8 | SleepyTreez: TIFU in Majora's Mask
*Only read this if you've played Majora's Mask*
So since MM 3ds just released I thought I'd pick it up relive one of my favorite childhood games. It's been well over ten years since I've played this game so I'm a bit rusty and have forgotten some of the things that will happen. Anyw... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1424063465 | 1424138642 | t3_2w1pmh | t5_2to41 | 8 | AlbinoHessian: TIFU: Teacher
I was packing up after class and making small talk with my female professor about how working full time, going to school, and having a social life is very tiring and how I'm not getting much sleep. She then responds with how she doesn't sleep much also with her 5yo son and having to grade p... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424062494 | 1424065589 | t3_2w1nz1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying my date's dress.
This happened a few years ago.
I had a date with this girl, I pick her up from her college at around 5 & we then decide to go grab something to eat. (I had only had breakfast, so was really hungry and couldn't agree more).
We go to a restaurant, order our food and ge... | 3 | 3 | |
1424064553 | 1424150033 | t3_2w1rf5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | mojoemadness: TIFU by calling one of my managers a dipshit.
Preface, I work in the electronics section in a retail store. Every department and manager all have walkie-talkies to communicate with each other if something happens or whatever the situation calls for. There is also a grocery side and a GM ,or general mercha... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1424065483 | 1424069391 | t3_2w1sxe | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to delete my porn
so I have a weird fetish (or at least I think its weird) and I downloaded some videos the other day and left them in my downloads folder, a few days ago my roommates asked for my computer password and I trusted they wouldnt go though my folders and just use american netfl... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1424064353 | 1424076275 | t3_2w1r31 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by Watching CD Porn
TIFU by watching CD porn. Ok so today was just a normal Sunday just like all the rest. I was sitting in my room watching Netflix all day, when I glanced over at my roommates desk and see a CD sleeve just laying there. Of course, just like any other human being I walk over and pick it... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1424064037 | 1424065950 | t3_2w1qlk | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By throwing away hundreds of dollars, countless hours of work and my dreams because I missed a deadline.
High school senior here. I'd never thought of going out of state for college. The cost of extra testing, long study times for those tests, long hours writing the perfect essays along with application... | 3 | 1 | |
1424065657 | 1424071066 | t3_2w1t5u | t5_2to41 | 13 | AsianTyrant: TIFU by cooking rice
I'm a Chinese man currently in my mid-20s and I live with my girlfriend.
That day's a Saturday+Valentine's day so I returned home from work early. I then decided to cook Valentine's day dinner for us. My mom recently gave me her rice cooker (since she doesn't need to cook for me anymo... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1424063628 | 1424069248 | t3_2w1px7 | t5_2to41 | 22 | CuntMissile: TIFU by Convincing a Special Ed Kid in Outdoor Ed to Slap a Dirty White Girl's Ass
About last week, (As it seems every TIFU is posted in a previous time period) I was with my friends Joel and Kerwin in my Outdoor Ed class, which really consists of Archery, Cooking, Hiking, cool stuff like that.
There was t... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1424056284 | 1424094793 | t3_2w1d9x | t5_2to41 | 54 | Niggah_from_da_south: TIFU by basically showing my soon to be father in law my dick.
Sorry for the mistakes, I'm using my friends reddit account as he doesn't use his and its on the phone. My apologies. Well, technically it was yesterday. It all started out as a Valentine's Day surprise for my girlfriend. She told me h... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1424066202 | 1424067724 | t3_2w1tz9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU Fake Valentine's day
I keep telling my self things happen for a reason. With all good stories I met this diamond about month ago. I say diamond because she is just a really good person, open minded and adorable, and did I say sexy. We met at the mall and been on 3 dates before and although I know we bo... | 3 | 1 | |
1424067189 | 1424101412 | t3_2w1vib | t5_2to41 | 12 | arousedpotato: TIFU by not buying my girlfriend a valentine's day gift.
Obviously not today but you get the idea. It's the first valentine's day I have spent with any body and I messed it up and now I'm afraid I'm going to lose my best friend and the person I love. I don't really know why it happened. I just wasn't rea... | 4 | 3 | |
1424067636 | 1424070502 | t3_2w1w38 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wanting to tell my SO that I had hemorrhoids AMA?
xplainlayman: Since there is no story, I'm assuming this is what happened. You had hemorrhoids. She wanted to do something to you. She broke up with you since you declined.
roolies420: No she asked me why I Didn't want to go somewhere, and I told... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424067006 | 1424121757 | t3_2w1v84 | t5_2to41 | 2,413 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost getting my friend pregnant
Little bit of back story: In my friend group, I'm known as the person to go to when in need of random things. Instead of a purse, I carry around a backpack full of first aid, random hygiene stuff, and all that. There are two things I get asked for the most: pads and ... | 10 | 241.3 | |
1424065398 | 1424162057 | t3_2w1ssi | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning off my teachers computer
Hi guys, first time posting here so bear with me, and I am so on a phone.
So this happened about 2 weeks ago and thought I would share it. To be honest, compared to some of the fuck ups posted here, this is not a big one, but I will tell it anyway.... So let's get s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424068406 | 1424164808 | t3_2w1x3y | t5_2to41 | 25 | Paco-Vodka: TIFU By Punching A Six Year Old In The Face
I work as a technology specialist at my university's computer lab and today I was covering phones. I sit in a nice desk chair all day and tell people how to change their passwords and occasionally put in a work order.
Shortly after returning from my lunch break ... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1424071293 | 1424071830 | t3_2w20tb | t5_2to41 | 2 | bergernitz: TIFU by having a near 10/10 girl butt
Disclaimer: I am w straight male...i love the cooty cat.
So I wore these really tight sweat pants yesterday, and my girlfriend was going at my ass like a boneless rib sammich. I asked why she was all up in my butt and she said "youre ass is perfect"
I'm didn't think... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424072927 | 1424142651 | t3_2w22qa | t5_2to41 | 1,350 | _doom: TIFU by playfully carrying my gf to my car
This just happened a couple hours ago.
Both my gf and I were busy for valentine's day, so we postponed our dinner plans to Sunday night. I made reservations at a nice restaurant in one of the more quiet towns in our area. After a wonderful dinner, accompanied by a few ... | 18 | 75 | |
1424074021 | 1424134281 | t3_2w23zz | t5_2to41 | 11,263 | Sunbab: TIFU by agreeing to do threesome with my girl and her friend.
So this just happend and apparently I am single now. My gf randomly calls me and ask me if on my birthday i wanna have a threesome with her and her female friend. I obviously suspecting it to be a trick question said no and i genuinely didn't care a... | 12 | 938.583333 | |
1424074028 | 1424111947 | t3_2w2407 | t5_2to41 | 9 | dreadsnomore: TIFU by smoking a cigar
Literally just got home from the hospital.. My buddy was having a party and we decided to go out and have a nice Dominican cigar. It's been a while since I've had one and I would not call myself a smoker at all. My buddy starts blowing smoke o's and I've always wanted to learn how.... | 3 | 3 | |
1424075349 | 1424137221 | t3_2w25bk | t5_2to41 | 83 | vequana: TIFU by wetting myself in front of my crush
OK, I (17F) was going for a walk with my sister and I really need pee. We were literally 2 minutes away from my house and my very good looking male friend drives by who also happens to be my crush. He stops the car on the side of the road to say hi and he stars talki... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1424064234 | 1424192326 | t3_2w1qw6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | xiMbd03u1: TIFU by trying to enable context-sensitive screen unlock on my Android phone
I want my Android phone to not use the keyguard/passphrase when I'm at home. This is a feature in Android 5.0, but my phone doesn't have that version yet. If you don't have root, it's hard to get this working correctly because the l... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424076035 | 1424078028 | t3_2w260u | t5_2to41 | 3 | PussyPrincess69: TIFU by making my boyfriend extremely upset.
This just happened a couple hours ago.
My boyfriend and I are in a serious relationship. We have been dating for 6 months and we plan to move in together this summer.
We were texting tonight and we talked about what I want my career to be and how I owe m... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1424078060 | 1424082771 | t3_2w2800 | t5_2to41 | 13 | shamewow88: TIFU by ignoring some personal relationship deal breakers for too long.
Colorguarder08: If she's still hanging posters on her walls she's too immature for anything.
shamewow88: Adults around the world hang posters. I'm not sure that people having a different view on decoration from yours makes a large por... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1424079246 | 1424108001 | t3_2w2961 | t5_2to41 | 130 | ScratchingPork: TIFU by accepting an opinion as a diagnosis.
TIFU by accepting a "casual" medical opinion without following up on it.
As so often is the case, this fuck up actually happened a while ago, 5 years to be exact.
I was quite an active sort, cycling to work every day, doing some kick-boxing and generally be... | 8 | 16.25 | |
1424080295 | 1424099585 | t3_2w2a6z | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving my girlfriends car into a fence.
Currently not legal to drive, fuck knows how I did it. Had the clutch up and some reason my feet wouldn't work and i didn't break.
Nice big bump in the bonnet and the fence is totally fucked (which by the way is mine)
Big fuck up.
Reiss_wolf: That's why you... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424079966 | 1424292509 | t3_2w29uz | t5_2to41 | 11 | rodent567: TIFU by cursing at my school principal
So, at my school, there's a train station about 300m from the school. I catch the train to school and from school everyday with my friends, as we catch the same train. So anyway, after school today I realise I got out of class late and my trains going to be arriving any... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1424081945 | 1424102349 | t3_2w2bv9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU By staring at DAT ASS
This happened a few days ago, but it's probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever done, so why not share it?
So my morning class at University just ends, and I tell myself "Wow, you paid attention to a lecture for an hour and thirty minutes without either distracting yourself ... | 3 | 9 | |
1424082568 | 1424087993 | t3_2w2ch2 | t5_2to41 | 53 | Doghair_inmybeard: TIFU by making the girl cry on the first date.
This happened a few years ago.I had a date with this girl *(Had to put in more effort to get this date, than a black guy trying to date the daugher of Supreme leader of KKK)*, I pick her up from her college at around 5 & we then decide to go grab som... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1424082150 | 1424097014 | t3_2w2c1t | t5_2to41 | 40 | MoneyMonger: TIFU by getting coked up and drunk, booking flights to a foreign country
3 Flights, 24 hour travel time, I'm currently sitting in Changi airport Singapore using their free computers, in transit with a 12 hour stop over before flying to Manila. Oh I should mention I spent all my cash on flights, so not real... | 4 | 10 | |
1424082716 | 1424087016 | t3_2w2clz | t5_2to41 | 29 | 3u4icillusi0n: TIFU getting stupid drunk (again)
So I've been getting a little too drunk over the weekends recently, since there's really not much else to do where I live.
Anyways, I get invited to a friend's "Farewell" party which starts around 2 in the afternoon. Things are going fine, I'm just catching up with a c... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1424083688 | 1424084205 | t3_2w2dil | t5_2to41 | 4 | Tbhirnewtumtyvm: TIFU by thinking 7.30pm was 7.30pm and no plans meant no plans
Clam666: Not sure you tifu'd. More like you were trying to surprise them with something nice and they changed plans. Still sucks ass.
Tbhirnewtumtyvm: I effed up by not telling them, I guess.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424082764 | 1424105707 | t3_2w2cnh | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU and its like 2:00am
Infantrypie: 28 minutes exactly?
Seyama: So very Roughly
| 3 | 1 | |
1424084111 | 1424091571 | t3_2w2dwe | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by flipping out on someone I love
A little back story: My boyfriend (24M) and I (23F) have been together almost 6 years. We have had a pretty rocky road. Things haven't been easy for us. But we've gotten through them.
This year, Valentine's Day was on a Saturday and he usually works on Saturday. He wor... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424084268 | 1424118117 | t3_2w2e1f | t5_2to41 | 31 | ZWQncyBkaWNr: TIFU by condemning people who believe in astrology
Let's get one thing straight from the start. Astrology isn't a science. The belief that the positions of stars should directly affect your decision-making process is ridiculous, extremely dated, and is just flat out pseudoscience. It opens doors for other... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1424084161 | 1424208467 | t3_2w2dya | t5_2to41 | 514 | SudoShred: TIFU by "scratching" and itch, while sleeping
There I was, sleeping soundly at 4:30am. I was laying on my right side with my right arm outstretched. It was a nice deep sleep, but I had become aware of an itch on my nose. Now whether the itch was in a dream or real didn't seem to matter to my body.
&... | 7 | 73.428571 | |
1424084604 | 1424284853 | t3_2w2eep | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not owning a key to my bedroom door
Quick_man: I unfortunately had to remove the post because you linked to a YouTube account that listed your full name as well as other PI, please remove it and let me know so I can approve it or resubmit
Niadlol: Now I will never know what this was about :'(
Quick_... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1424083684 | 1424094750 | t3_2w2dih | t5_2to41 | 2 | Rattional: TIFU by ordering rice...
EkanV2: are you a fuckin hobo, pay for the food you order
Rattional: looooool
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424088914 | 1424099466 | t3_2w2ipl | t5_2to41 | 4 | Sobadatwork: TIFU for screwing up at work
I live in Australia and work for a franchise that is also a partner of one of the major telecommunications companies in this country.
I have been working in this job for about 4 months now. First job I have ever had, I literally got this job one day after my last exam for my ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424087756 | 1424096004 | t3_2w2his | t5_2to41 | 16 | Vanjoow: TIFU by being a lazy fuck and meeting my soon to be bfs mom the first time
So the Story happened like five minutes ago but the following information will be needed for understanding how embarrassed I am right now...
So I got my wisdom teeth out on a Friday about two weeks ago. On the following Saturday my soo... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1424089058 | 1424107036 | t3_2w2iv5 | t5_2to41 | 84 | SirDictator: TIFU by making an Old woman believe i was sacrificing animals
Sorry for grammatical mistakes. English is not my native tongue.
Like many of the posts this did not happen today but years ago during my Senior year in high school.
I'm not sure for most of you but when when we go to proms in our school, the... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1424091181 | 1424295081 | t3_2w2lam | t5_2to41 | 16 | my_shit: Tifu by talking to a girl at school
Well today was not fun, and I'll explain why I live in United Arab emirates in a city called al ain, as you might know its a fucked up and very strict country when it comes to talking to girls before marriage, even though most of the locals who live here hump like rabbits a... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1424090122 | 1424154130 | t3_2w2k3p | t5_2to41 | 1,191 | agnaram: tifu by probably causing an argument
I think this was around 4 years ago.
I got a random text saying "can you buy groceries on your way home, honey?" from a number I hadn't seen before.
Wrote "yes" back.
I still feel bad.
Willsuck: The fact that it was 4 years go... You monster. How could you live with s... | 12 | 99.25 | |
1424094234 | 1424095978 | t3_2w2p99 | t5_2to41 | 6 | amishjim: TIFU By filling a 5 gallon bucket with water, for 18 hours.
Yesterday around noon I was in the basement filling a 5 gallon bucket of water. Ran upstairs to get a garbage bag annnnnnd for some reason didn't go back down until 8am this morning. I could hear the water overflowing as I walked down the stairs. My ... | 6 | 1 | |
1424096264 | 1424098151 | t3_2w2s5n | t5_2to41 | 24 | gabofo: TIFU by not knowing better and watching two movies back to back.
I was bored late Sunday evening and decided to finally get around watching "Grave of the Fireflies". I heard from others that it was a really good movie, but incredibly sad, so I manned up and sat through watching it. IT WAS SOOOOOO SAD. I won't s... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1424094748 | 1424116407 | t3_2w2py3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | nicethrowaway283: TIFU by accidentally creating a fart sound at class
Maybe not a big TIFU but, today while I was at my class, we were having some kind of a test. I was having some little breathing issues (it happens sometimes), I accidentally created a fart sound with my mouth **very** loudly. I was trying to breathe... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424095341 | 1424102485 | t3_2w2qsy | t5_2to41 | 259 | darryshan: TIFU by listening to Rammstein
This actually happened today.
I was walking back home from the bus stop after getting a bus, and as usual, put some music on. I had saved [this song (NSFW)]( http://youtu.be/ImBphVYOrI8 ) onto my Spotify. So I clicked on Rammstein, and chose shuffle artist. A few songs later ... | 7 | 37 | |
1424089002 | 1424154288 | t3_2w2it5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Batgrill: TIFU by trying to help
TIFU - Okay so I obviously fucked up. But not today but on saturday.
So I went out with my best friend and her boyfriend (which was a bad idea to begin with because..well, we can't do the 'oh look how cute he is' when she has her boyfriend with her for obvious reasons) but okay, so we ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1424096253 | 1424132425 | t3_2w2s4x | t5_2to41 | 51 | flying_kitties_93: TIFU by forgetting to buy milk
I'm currently doing a teaching internship in France. Luckily, I get to live with a host family, so I can cut down on living expenses. I wanted to show them how much I appreciated living there, so I volunteered to make lunch today (we are currently on a two week winter b... | 11 | 4.636364 | |
1424096898 | 1424099461 | t3_2w2t58 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing of 3 girls
Hello reddit and TIFU. This is my story what happened today.
1# So i was going to school as normal. The day was going nicely until one of the girls that i managed to piss of took my phone and searched through my messages. As a response i demanded that she gives me her phone and i ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1424097751 | 1424117931 | t3_2w2une | t5_2to41 | 71 | elevator_guy96: TIFU by being right and calling the cops
SoldMySoulToReddit: Why removed, what did it say?
elevator_guy96: http://imgur.com/pIbvMTL
SoldMySoulToReddit: Oh.
| 4 | 17.75 | |
1424098623 | 1424398070 | t3_2w2w4c | t5_2to41 | 1,692 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in a cubicle.
So this happened yesterday at work. I work as a security guard at a large corporate building in New England. As you New Englanders know, snow is royally fucking us at the moment so nobody was going anywhere yesterday and the building is completely empty on Sundays anyways.
Bei... | 12 | 141 | |
1424099237 | 1424127787 | t3_2w2x76 | t5_2to41 | 98 | A16BitHero: TIFU by wearing noise cancelling headphones at work
I'm a dish washer at a restaurant. Around 90 minutes before closing, I'm allowed to put headphones in and listen to music. I hit shuffle and put my head phones in. Sure enough, the first song is No Diggity, the one song that I learned to win a bet.
Norm... | 6 | 16.333333 | |
1424099541 | 1424129852 | t3_2w2xqn | t5_2to41 | 2,155 | thelegenda: TIFU by Agreeing to Keep my Sister's Man-Sized Puppy Overnight
If I laugh I won't cry, right?
Yesterday my sister asked me to watch her 10-week-old Great Dane puppy so she could partake in the Mardi Gras festivities and not feel bad about her pup sitting at home alone all day. I obliged because she agreed ... | 12 | 179.583333 | |
1424099746 | 1424101938 | t3_2w2y5y | t5_2to41 | 8 | Analgessic: TIFU by studying for the MCAT
Ok. So I don't usually post here on reddit but this is one of those things that happens to people so you have to share. Unfortunately, this happened to me this morning as I began my MCAT studying.
So, I'm studying for MCATs. As anyone who has ever taken this thing. Well it fr... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424099739 | 1424181530 | t3_2w2y5h | t5_2to41 | 889 | niaabw: TIFU by making my BF go to 50 Shades
Quick info: we've been together for 4 years. He didn't want to go to 50 shades but I persuaded him go with me because it was valentines and it was what I wanted to do. I'll be honest, I didn't read the books. I kind of knew what they were about but I was expecting more roman... | 9 | 98.777778 | |
1424091151 | 1424119880 | t3_2w2l9e | t5_2to41 | 36 | Bal-thazar: TIFU: By filling my lighter
So this morning i filled my lighter (zippo) up with lighter fluid. Grabbed my lunch, Kissed my girl and left for work.
While stuck in traffic my leg started to feel a bit cold.
After 10 minutes into my regular hour long traffic jam that comes with my journey to work I begin to r... | 4 | 9 | |
1424101329 | 1424131997 | t3_2w3170 | t5_2to41 | 98 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my dog eat pot brownies
So this happened a while ago and finally decided to post it. It is truly one of my greatest fuck ups to date.
It all started when I was at work. One of my coworkers told me that he had made "special brownies." PLUG! I buy a bag of like 7 2inchx2inch brownies. He told m... | 10 | 9.8 | |
1424101142 | 1424134954 | t3_2w30t0 | t5_2to41 | 593 | killercollins: TIFU by trying online dating in a small town.
This happened on this day about 5 years ago, so it still counts, right? Anyways, I’m in the Army and on this special day in 2010 I just so happened to have CQ. For those who don’t know, I sit behind a desk at the entrance of the barracks for 24 hours ensuring... | 7 | 84.714286 | |
1424102667 | 1424110839 | t3_2w33u5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by making everyone at school think I'm gay
I really fucked up this time Reddit. For my English class we are starting to do creative writing using different prompts (could've really used your help /r/writingprompts). In this particular class, there was a substitute teacher who told us to do a personal na... | 3 | 2 | |
1424093574 | 1424121271 | t3_2w2obp | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Tifu by going skiing
Beware of wall of text.
This happened about a year ago. So my college has
this club called ISA, International Student Assoication, and it's pretty great. The school pays for a lot of our trips and this year we decided skiing would be a fun thing. So being from the sunny state of Cali... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424103075 | 1424124222 | t3_2w34nq | t5_2to41 | 55 | Ross-a-tron: TIFU by leaving my son with my ex-wife
Let me preface this by saying I hate practical jokes, They’re mean and they’re stupid and I don’t want my son learning them.
Anyways, I got called in for an emergency at work. My ex-wife and I are still on good terms and she lived nearby, so I asked her to watch my s... | 6 | 9.166667 |
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