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1424706443 | 1424709854 | t3_2wvnwa | t5_2to41 | 10 | theOmnipotentKiller: TIFU because of Apple
Happened a long time ago in a sub Reddit with a hardly relevant name.
Background time, I am a decent looking outgoing guy within a girl friend circle. As expected I was in a relationship where things were getting.. Spicy. Being the 16 year old horny idiot I am, I started sett... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424707870 | 1424738155 | t3_2wvqq8 | t5_2to41 | 144 | [deleted]: TIFU reddit, i dunned burned my butthole.
After having had taco bell for dinner last night, obviously the first thing i had to do this morning was destroy my toilet. it was your average, quite uneventful morning poop. sat there did my business, enjoyed the front page of reddit, all until i absent mindedly th... | 6 | 24 | |
1424705389 | 1424796252 | t3_2wvlxi | t5_2to41 | 1 | BritishBatman: TIFU by letting my dad touch my fish tank
I own a few fish tanks, my most impressive tank is a 200 litre (44 gallons) tropical aquarium in my bedroom. I've been living away from home for the past 15 months, so, being nice and considerate people, my parents offered to look after them until I have a place ... | 8 | 0.125 | |
1424707033 | 1424723263 | t3_2wvp2d | t5_2to41 | 64 | MyHardOnIsSoft: TIFU by playing bull with my little sister
This actually happened a while ago when I was about 13 and my little sister was around 5 or so. I'm the older brother.
It all started when some neighbors stopped by. The neighbors were visiting with my parents and we all eventually ended up in the basement. ... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1424691960 | 1424724168 | t3_2wv2sg | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing up in my Company Commanders office...
this just happened 3 hours ago. I still have no clue how the fuck this even happened.
I'm on day three of extremely bad sinus infection. Coughing up snot from the back of my throat from the mucus dripping to down to my throat. Just got done eating a nic... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1424710180 | 1424714099 | t3_2wvvi8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Spud_Parts: TIFU by wanting a piggyback ride
This TIFU actually happened a while ago
Its Christmas eve and my family is poised to go to south Padre the next morning for christmas. (My grandparents owned property down there and would go every winter)
Keep in mind that I'm around 8 years old at the time. My older siste... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424710919 | 1424715388 | t3_2wvx43 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by introducing my IT teacher to TIFU...
Bit of context here as to why this is such a bad FU. Basically, my classes IT teacher is an absolute legend, he's just the coolest guy ever, turns up to school on his motorbike in leathers, has a massive beard and shares the same weird sense oh humour like all the... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424708741 | 1424723813 | t3_2wvsi0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Oddwolf87: TIFU by hitting the save button (NSFW)
Back in Jan., I watched a few videos on my tablet. One video would not start no matter how many times I pressed play. I then decided to hold the play button, lifted my finger, then clicked it again without realizing an option popped up saying "save file". Today, Feb. 23... | 4 | 1 | |
1424708384 | 1424854201 | t3_2wvrrp | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by petting a horse named "Speshul"
Aight here's exactly what went down. Many of you have already read about my [Smores-related fiasco](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2w0vja/tifu_by_not_packing_fudge/).
That being said, I was visiting Jen's parents in Southern California for Christmas (she is my... | 4 | 6 | |
1424712228 | 1424719496 | t3_2wvzyt | t5_2to41 | 8 | Wiggle824: TIFU by going bowling
Well this actually happened this past Wednesday but you get the point.
So every Wednesday, the Union at my university has free cosmic bowling for all students. This is important so hang on for a bit of backstory. Anyways, on Wednesdays, I get out of class around 4 and usually come hom... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424712319 | 1424724763 | t3_2ww06x | t5_2to41 | 17 | surprise_sledgehamme: TIFU by accidentally flashing my gay teacher
ShadowcatX2000: Boners happen. No big deal. (Or is it?)
AksK17: Well, I know mine are.
JMark1: are they that rare? unlucky guy
AksK17:
It's not my fault!
*sigh*
| 5 | 3.4 | |
1424712584 | 1424715201 | t3_2ww0sp | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By confusing real life with Reddit
So...I have started taking the bus to work every morning in an effort to single-handedly save the planet (i.e. my car broke down). Things have been going well more or less, but today I definitely fucked up.
Everything was pretty quiet, and I was about 10 minutes aw... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424712959 | 1424787623 | t3_2ww1ls | t5_2to41 | 47 | Idoggydiddleddoh: NSFW TIFU By threatening to wank the dog off
bdvdezzy54: Goddamnit did you have to say vomited!? my teacher is right next to me and I did that little snicker laugh...
Idoggydiddleddoh: I kinda hope your teacher sees you laughing at something to do with wanking a dog off. Then you can be the sick fuck... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1424711300 | 1424717550 | t3_2wvxxq | t5_2to41 | 25 | ACookieBaker: TIFU by buying a coffee.
Insert obligatory "this actually happened last year" line.
So one night last winter, during the great "Chiberia" storm, I decided to run to the bank that's a couple blocks from my apartment. I pass a Dunkin doughnuts on the way, and thought a coffee sounded great to keep my hand... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1424713715 | 1424785454 | t3_2ww39i | t5_2to41 | 311 | porntoomuch: TIFU by asking my 18 yr old receptionist how old she thought I was.
So I was feeling manly and impressive this morning with a new suit and haircut. I strut into the office and decide to chat with the new receptionist who 18 and wears ridiculously short skirts. We start talking about music and I mention som... | 7 | 44.428571 | |
1424713445 | 1424881150 | t3_2ww2nd | t5_2to41 | 479 | morningsRawful: TIFU UPDATE --- by sending an obscene message to my girlfriend's sister on Facebook. (NSFW?)
original post here: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2woh4x/tifu_by_sending_an_obscene_message_to_my/
THE UPDATE: After making that post I went to the gym, ran some errands, and basically tried not to obse... | 20 | 23.95 | |
1424713937 | 1424716367 | t3_2ww3rm | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to own this kid on BO2
So about a week ago, I wanted to get my 360 n0scope clips for my montages.
I fired up Black Ops 2 on my PS3 and jumped online to get my clips. I started getting angry cuz every1 was using AN-94 assault rifles instead of the DSR-50 like they are supposed to be using. I k... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1424711756 | 1424716573 | t3_2wvyy5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading another TIFU post at school.
This is going to be short because it happened about 10 minutes ago and I'm still sitting in class. Lets get started, I'm a senior in high school and I browse Reddit frequently and if I ever click on a picture I normally make sure i'm either alone(for NSFW) or just... | 3 | 2 | |
1424716337 | 1424722106 | t3_2ww92t | t5_2to41 | 11 | Imtakenforgranite: TIFU by using a confectioner's glaze on my truffles...
I wanted to distinguish them as I had made different flavors.
[This is not the distinction I had in mind...](http://m.imgur.com/Y3kO3i8)
(Obligatory, "ok, not today..., but I did fuck up. ")
Dyesce_: This looks fucked up. No, more like fucked ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1424717354 | 1424721838 | t3_2wwbcv | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking too much hookah...
Today started off as any other regular day. I was at home, and a friend invites me to hang out and to see if I wanted to go to a hookah bar. I get super excited and accept because I've never been to one before. So three friends and I head out to the bar and find out we arri... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1424717682 | 1424736065 | t3_2wwc3s | t5_2to41 | 6 | LifeHated: TIFU by trying to own this kid on BO2 and finding out im adopted
So about a week ago, I wanted to get my 360 n0scope clips for my montages.
I fired up Black Ops 2 on my PS3 and jumped online to get my clips. I started getting angry cuz every1 was using AN-94 assault rifles instead of the DSR-50 like they ar... | 6 | 1 | |
1424718632 | 1424721452 | t3_2wweck | t5_2to41 | 51 | gavindunton: TIFU by reading my junkmail. (Possibly NSFW)
Me (18) and my older sister (20) both still live at home. She was waiting for a package to come in the mail this morning. So she got the mail and my little sister (12) saw and wanted to help her sort it. They were going through and found a catalog that was addre... | 3 | 17 | |
1424718135 | 1424720527 | t3_2wwd8b | t5_2to41 | 47 | echtav: TIFU by forgetting how to socialize
So there's this girl at the office that started a few weeks ago in a different department on the same floor, and all the guys think she's really cute. She dresses really provocatively everyday and knows she attracts attention from people. She always stands in this long hallwa... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1424718791 | 1424798081 | t3_2wweqf | t5_2to41 | 119 | BIacked0ut: TIFU - Ruining a Fathers day at Taco Bell
Its noon today I'm feeling pretty good so I decide to ruin my bowels with some filthy taco bell. Walk up to the counter "Yea lemme get a number 7 chicken, instead of a hard taco a soft taco, a cheesy gordita crunch and a baja blast" (best order NA). Pay for my food ... | 6 | 19.833333 | |
1424719174 | 1424756856 | t3_2wwfms | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my teacher the wrong paper
So this didn't happen today but one year is close enough right?
So last year I was taking my first college English class. The class consisted of writing three research papers. Before we could start writing each paper we had to turn in a research proposal. On the da... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1424718635 | 1424761795 | t3_2wwecs | t5_2to41 | 12 | double_O_status: TIFU by spending all weekend on /r/blackpeopletwitter
Title says it all, I've been using my new acquired slang words among group chats and other written forms of communication. I work for a Rheumatologist and just finished message to him with "... patient is confused as to whether she should continue w... | 4 | 3 | |
1424718845 | 1424721285 | t3_2wweuy | t5_2to41 | 4 | Pm_me_your_soul2: TIFU By reading My Mom Diary
No shit a fuck up from like 5 mins ago, so any way on to the story. I'm in the army and I have been home on leave for a week now and enjoying myself, relaxing the whole nine yards well today I thought I would just stay in due to weather so I'm watching tv and my little sis... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424718885 | 1424720967 | t3_2wweyx | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not doing laundry
Like an idiot I forgo doing laundry for 3 days and there's a sizable laundry pile next to the bed.
I wake up Friday morning and realize I've gone through all my work clothes. Shit. I'll just grab something from a few days ago and wear it again.
Get to work and I start smelling s... | 3 | 1 | |
1424720957 | 1424729689 | t3_2wwjsn | t5_2to41 | 139 | Drinkin_4_Eleven: TIFU by getting back at someone who has been stealing my chocolate milk for weeks.
wwickeddogg: If the milk was still sealed it should not have gone bad. You should never have admitted anything was wrong with the milk and just insisted that he was lying about the milk and that you would drink one in ... | 6 | 23.166667 | |
1424722510 | 1424812668 | t3_2wwnkg | t5_2to41 | 136 | AlphaPenguin123: TIFU: By Asserting my Dominance as Alpha Penguin
This happened this morning at the bus stop. Some preface, I haven't slept at all in 3 days and was agitated because of it. So there I was penguin walking up to the bus stop because I live in the New England and yeah snow and ice. I leave my house earlie... | 4 | 34 | |
1424724070 | 1424724752 | t3_2wwrce | t5_2to41 | 10 | M0_OM: TIFU by not paying attention while reading TIFU
Just Happened.....like two minutes ago.
So I was reading TIFU like I always do at work as I'm sitting around doing nothing. And of course it's sorted by the ones with the most upvotes, and I just go down the line as usual.
So first I read the one about the squeak... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424721353 | 1424756002 | t3_2wwkq0 | t5_2to41 | 233 | ARQBZAK: TIFU by forgetting I have a beard
Not a big fuck-up, but definitely didn't make my morning. So, its been pretty cold out so I've spent the past two months growing out a beard to keep me warm for my 25-ish minute walk to class. In fact, its been so cold and snowy that we haven't had class for an entire week. Wh... | 6 | 38.833333 | |
1424724699 | 1424725145 | t3_2wwsq0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing my chances with an Asian girl
So this happened a while ago like around last year during the fall and by the way this is my first reddit post ever -^.^. So around September of 2014 I started my second year of college and i only had three classes so its no biggie. In one of my classes I met thi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424723665 | 1424728401 | t3_2wwqd0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ryan09266: TIFU by throwing an egg shell
So I was making an omelette this morning, and normally when I'm done cracking the eggs I throw them across the kitchen into the sink like a big shot. I missed one this morning and it flung the remaining egg white all over the carpet.
xineee: You have carpet in your kitchen? T... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424726218 | 1424811137 | t3_2www71 | t5_2to41 | 3,519 | obiislam: TIFU by telling my girlfriend's dying father how I'd bang his daughter.
ricdesi: That is easily the worst "explicit message" I've heard in a long time.
2beastings: OP sounds like a 14 year old tool. I'm definitely not his bro.
ColonelRuffhouse: > OP sounds like a 14 year old tool. I'm definitely not his b... | 14 | 251.357143 | |
1424726957 | 1424816330 | t3_2wwxyl | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing THE ORDER 1886
I fired up my PS4 and began to play through THE ORDER 1886, despite shitty reviews, it was pretty good! So, during half way through, I got a phone call from my grandma, our call went a little like this..
Me: Hi Gran!
Gran: Hello austin, what are you up to?
Me: Playing a g... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1424726861 | 1424816393 | t3_2wwxpu | t5_2to41 | 11 | nym731: TIFU by going around a school bus when stopped.
I feel like an idiot. I saw the bus and I stopped behind it, but since no one was getting out and the bus driver honked her horn, I thought she was telling me to go around. Obviously this was not the case, it wasn't later that I realized she was honking at the kid... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424725867 | 1424752600 | t3_2wwvdg | t5_2to41 | 71 | About40Llamas: TIFU By Getting My Nether-Regions Feather-Stroked By An Old Mexican Lady In A Beaked Venetian Mask
epyonXuy: So you didnt wait for the donkey?
Trollawey: In OP's case he would be waiting for the llama.
SSJ_Space_Cowboy: wearing a beaked venetian mask
| 4 | 17.75 | |
1424728344 | 1424790135 | t3_2wx15o | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my brother if he would marry me
I was having a shitty day...well shitty year in general. My ex broke up with me shortly after New Years and I have not had much success dating anyone. I was feeling a bit insecure last night and randomly asked my brother if he would marry me. He then proceeded t... | 3 | 8 | |
1424725092 | 1424729411 | t3_2wwtkh | t5_2to41 | 15 | chabokind: TIFU by beeing a naive stoned teenager
First of all, i don't know if this will be removed due to the rule about heavy drug use. But the use was definitely not heavy, whereas the consequences were....
So let me start the story by saying, no i am not mentally challenged and/or stupid( a tiny bit maybe).
Well... | 3 | 5 | |
1424729140 | 1424748496 | t3_2wx30u | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being friends with a negro
Fuck_You_With_Rake: Not even 4chan would accept this shit.
TheOGBaguette: I'm pretty sure 4chan would accept anything tbh
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424728114 | 1424733748 | t3_2wx0ne | t5_2to41 | 8 | AMA_My_Hand_Fetish: TIFU By Bumping Into My Employee
My morning started off as typical as any other. Wake up, eat breakfast, then head into work early. (a bosses work is never done) I had 2 cups of coffee prior to heading to work, so that had already set in by the time I had arrived. And when I say it set, I mean it SE... | 8 | 1 | |
1424729637 | 1424732955 | t3_2wx48z | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling an old Cherokee woman at the beer vendor that she made me hard
So I was on my way to a friends for a poker game and figured I'd pick up a case of beer on the way there. A lot of my friends live in the same area and there is a beer vendor directly en route to their neighbourhood, which is real... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424730321 | 1424774893 | t3_2wx5tq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not talking
Unlike most TIFUs this actually happened today. Not an hour ago from when I wrote this. This is my first time posting so.. mistakes will be made.
Set the stage: one girl who is academically successful and has some sort of school club to attend. Enter slacker boyfriend who has yet to get h... | 4 | 2 | |
1424725980 | 1424738693 | t3_2wwvm7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Lonely_Abyss: TIFU by having too much fun while gaming.
Reddit, TIFU, This didn't happen today, but approximately 3 weeks ago.
My friend and I are big gamers, and probably spend the majority of our weekends playing games like CSGO, and Borderlands 2. Or usual routine consists of starting steam, getting in a call, insul... | 6 | 1 | |
1424727885 | 1424748769 | t3_2wx05c | t5_2to41 | 2 | GoodRighter: TIFU - by taking my phone into the shower.
Obligatory, this happened weeks ago.
I live in a house with more people than rooms. It is a crappy situation and I am actively looking for a better job so I do not need so many roommates. It also makes ~privacy~ quite difficult, so the shower is the best locati... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1424731462 | 1424817881 | t3_2wx8dp | t5_2to41 | 6 | Drink_39: TIFU by watching a horror movie and walked around a dark house afterward.
This happened Saturday night. I was home, decided to get high and watched some horror movies. It was Annabelle and Insidious. So after the two movies, it was about 1am and I decided to go to the bathroom. I was still pretty high, and I'... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424731987 | 1424735546 | t3_2wx9il | t5_2to41 | 4 | breakmefaster: TIFU by feeding the dog eggs
crdog: *some dogs are lactose intolerant, especially yours
breakmefaster: oh really? I thought all are. I suppose it's the same as humans though
Irish_Potato_Lover: Actually you may be surprised to find out that it is abnormal for humans to drink cows milk as it was original... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1424726029 | 1424733899 | t3_2wwvq6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | SirCarlyle831: Tifu by not knowing what the Sadie Hawkins dance was
I am a senior in High school I've had this crush on a girl in my class, let's call her Brenda (she has an amazing body, beautiful curves, great personality, red hair, and these glasses that made her look so cute) well about two months ago I asked her o... | 3 | 3 | |
1424732159 | 1424733605 | t3_2wx9w4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Chri5ti: TIFU by submitting an essay
TIFU by writing an essay about marketing techniques of a Cambell's soup magazine advertisement. I of course, being a typical college student, waited until the last minute to write and in my late night grogginess, wrote the 8 page essay talking about how a woman appears to be prepari... | 3 | 1 | |
1424733493 | 1424734296 | t3_2wxcub | t5_2to41 | 8 | SmokeDogeEveryday: Tifu by going to soccer practice
Hi reddit, this is currently happening. Im 14 years old, and I go to online school and am currently in the school's HS soccer team. Since I do school online, I have to ride my bike to the practice. Its pretty far away, but its not hard due to the way I go being mostly... | 4 | 2 | |
1424733074 | 1424739347 | t3_2wxbxr | t5_2to41 | 6 | sucking-diesel: TIFU by pissing onto my trousers
nefhithiel: I always thought this was why guys pissed standing up.
sucking-diesel: I needed to do more than a pee but didn't think I needed to say it. :P
shobeurself: You did. I was confused too.
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1424734340 | 1424822765 | t3_2wxeok | t5_2to41 | 114 | QCA_Tommy: TIFU by slicing myself open, locking myself in freezing temperatures, and leaving my oven on... Thankfully, there were nachos.
Happened today, extra credit?
I don't have a car^1, so trips to the grocery store are now cherished. I tend to overdo meals. Last night, a friend loaned me her car, and I decided ... | 11 | 10.363636 | |
1424734871 | 1424816638 | t3_2wxftc | t5_2to41 | 39 | IxIooIxI: TIFU by using my SodaStream absentmindedly.
I drink a lot of carbonated water. I used to go through 2 twelve packs of La Croix every week before I purchased my SodaStream. This morning I decided I was going to make a liter bottle of Raspberry flavored water before work. Also important to keep in mind is th... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1424735896 | 1424737550 | t3_2wxi0y | t5_2to41 | 5 | gamer02: TIFU: By being generous to a stranger
I was leaving my apartment to catch a bus when this guy hollers at me from behind. I had the opportunity to talk to some people from my apartment building yesterday due to an incident and I assumed he was one of the people I had met, he wasn't. He ran out of gas and needed... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424736477 | 1424781757 | t3_2wxj8b | t5_2to41 | 251 | thenurp: TIFU by helping someone showcase her titties.
To start this off, I didn't fuck up today. Rather, my assistance was required about 9 months ago. I was still in high school back then and a friend and I had a meeting with a guidance counsellor to discuss our senior project (A project that every senior needs to ... | 9 | 27.888889 | |
1424737818 | 1424758197 | t3_2wxlxs | t5_2to41 | 583 | ChazzyTv: TIFU by not texting back a Tinder girl. . .
UPDATED!! (2/24/15) 2:00pm
I'm new to tinder, naive you could say.
Long Story Short, (this happen last night, close enough)
I had been texting this tinder girl, her name lets say is Whitney. We have been talking for a couple of weeks when we decided to meet. She ... | 14 | 41.642857 | |
1424735176 | 1424746826 | t3_2wxgh3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | jamespmcguire123: TIFU by being nice to my pet rabbit
So this happened about 10 years ago so don't be mad
I got my pet rabbit on my eighth birthday. I named him Thumper like the rabbit from Bambi. Thumper and I were were best friends. He loved being held and he loved when I fed him lettuce. Because I fed him so mu... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424738492 | 1424758133 | t3_2wxna7 | t5_2to41 | 26 | bruggetnidge: TIFU by pretending my dog was hitting on my girlfriend
So this actually happened today...
I've been out of town for a few weeks, staying with some family in a different state. My childhood dog also lives with them. My girlfriend (who is back in my hometown, so we haven't seen each other for a few weeks) ... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1424739712 | 1424740759 | t3_2wxpto | t5_2to41 | 12 | Suddenly_rekt: TIFU by taking my crushes phone as a joke.
ContrarySnivy: Well did you expect her to not have any crushes herself? This is very normal in school and hardly avoidable. If you really want her so badly, ask her out before that crush becomes something more. Right now, you're delaying for no good reason and ... | 4 | 3 | |
1424739519 | 1424878887 | t3_2wxpem | t5_2to41 | 56 | throwaway12731273: TIFu by almost committing suicide during sleep.
I'M NOTactual SURE THIS FITS HERE, BUT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT IT.
So, I was asleep, and in my dream, I was about to die a slow and painful death (I don't remember what it was), so Dream-Throwaway12731273 thought it was a good idea to strang... | 7 | 8 | |
1424737526 | 1424741664 | t3_2wxlds | t5_2to41 | 21 | turtle_Runs_: TIFU by sending a really emotional text message to my dissertation supervisor
This guy I was seeing said something that really hurt me the other day and I wrote up a really emotional message which I didn't send because I wanted to calm down before talking about it with him and I wanted to reread it so I d... | 3 | 7 | |
1424739045 | 1424745029 | t3_2wxof3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sourwhalemilk: TIFU by letting my friends think I was asleep.
Player_B: Missed a good threesome opportunity there OP.
Just kidding, that's really weird and fucked up that they did that with you in the same bed.
Sourwhalemilk: Ikr, just had to get it off my chest, thanks for the reply!
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424736736 | 1424759138 | t3_2wxjrq | t5_2to41 | 8 | Allichan93: TIFU by choosing Midas
My family has had a rough history with Midas: when fixing my sister's car's engine, they screwed something up that resulted in the entire transmission needing to be replaced...
Fast-forward a few years, and my front brakes are in need of replacing. My car is getting old, it's a 200... | 4 | 2 | |
1424739449 | 1424745963 | t3_2wxp9j | t5_2to41 | 5 | thisisathrowaway2233: TIFU by showing off my "Internet stalking" skills
So today I was hanging out with a crush of mine, and I saw her browsing Instagram. She offered to tell me what it was, but I declined, saying that I would find it on my own instead. She laughed, and said she wanted to watch. I started on one of ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424740880 | 1424755713 | t3_2wxs7g | t5_2to41 | 7 | Drunken_dream_FU: TIFU by being drunk and acting out my dream.
BelleBravo: At least it was in the trash can and not the bed or closet or some corner of the room.
Zthulu: Or, as a college roommate once did, the refrigerator.
BelleBravo: Holy hell what a waste of food!!!
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1424741393 | 1424741672 | t3_2wxt7y | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ohhfuk: Tifu because I'm a burger beaner
PointblankOP: Remember to hold you hands out in front of your face. The one makes the L shape is your left hand. You're welcome.
Ohhfuk: Why dont you take a shit and then suck on the shit
| 3 | 1 | |
1424741385 | 1424745705 | t3_2wxt77 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Irwins_empire: TIFU by breaking my toe trying to kick my best friends balls.
This didn't happen today, actually about four months ago.
My best friend had come over to eagerly talk about something he found funny. Me being me, I thought this was the perfect time to get revenge for him "accidently" kneeing me in the vagi... | 3 | 1 | |
1424743149 | 1424799577 | t3_2wxwum | t5_2to41 | 4 | insomniacchocoholic: TIFU by saying my boyfriend had a small penis
I was talking to a friend of mine today about my boyfriend and she happened to say, "he can take care of himself, he's a big boy." There is a 10 inch height difference between him and me, which I always get teased about, so I said in a snarky voice, "he... | 4 | 1 | |
1424743225 | 1424861630 | t3_2wxx0x | t5_2to41 | 22 | vlxv: TIFU by shaving my pubes
A few weeks ago, I was invited to a party. I'd been hooking up with this girl a few times, (I'm a male btw) and we were planning on sneaking off during the party that night. The night before, I was preparing myself by shaving my pubes. I have an electric razor, so I decided I would just s... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1424743159 | 1424913882 | t3_2wxwvj | t5_2to41 | 120 | MrPessimist: TIFU By Bleaching my Asshole
Man here, sorry folks. So I bought one of those bidet attachments for my toilet, and it came pretty fast (amazon prime). It took like 10 minutes to install but I didn't need to shit so I waited to try it out.
The thing is I forgot about the blue toilet bowl cleaner thing I had... | 9 | 13.333333 | |
1424743647 | 1424745632 | t3_2wxxwx | t5_2to41 | 3 | Phoenix83198: TIFU; giving my cats catnip before bed
It started out with good intentions. My one cat keeps using the back part of my stairs as his personal scratching post. I get a scratching post that sits on the stairs, thinking it'll be more appealing to him... it wasn't at first. The post also came with a baggie of... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1424739481 | 1424748457 | t3_2wxpc0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | _Black_Cat: TIFU by cutting my own hair
I tried to cut my bangs to avoid a trip to the hair salon. I now look like I'm 40. At least hair grows back.
PsstImADinosaur: Obligatory Photo?
stickybubbles: Yes please.
| 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424744717 | 1424747654 | t3_2wy01q | t5_2to41 | 6 | wolfheartmoon: TIFU, by forgetting I was running a bath.
I flooded my bathroom, soaked a rug, and soaked my clean tshirt and pj pants.
And ran out of hot water.
Phoenix83198: Worst part. Running out of hot water
wolfheartmoon: Exactly.
You can just go get dry pajamas and hang a rug to dry.
You have to wait an hour ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424746037 | 1424749287 | t3_2wy2m1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Suiro: TIFU by submitting my fafsa report
DrFeelGoodBetterBest: Pornhub.com is good on mobile.
Wannabeemo: No more 5 video limit
| 3 | 4 | |
1424745635 | 1424755542 | t3_2wy1uj | t5_2to41 | 38 | Reedinit33467: TIFU by commenting on my trainee's appearance
Part of my job is training new salespeople. I was working with one today (let's call him Joe), and part of today's discussion was about personal appearance and presenting one's self properly. Joe's hair is always a mess and looks like he literally doesn't d... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1424748391 | 1424770747 | t3_2wy78u | t5_2to41 | 22 | Heraclitus94: TIFU by forgetting my phone in my dorm room
Long story short, I recently tried to commit suicide and went to hospital and my parents came to pick me up and they are constantly worried sick about me. I forgot to charge my phone last night and thought, "I'll go to lecture and come back and get my phone late... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1424748671 | 1424915412 | t3_2wy7ox | t5_2to41 | 10 | joshecf: TIFU by sending an email criticizing my math teacher to everyone in the class, including her.
I sent an email to my teacher asking her about an assignment and she responded less than favorably to my inquiry so I sent another email to a classmate using the school system criticizing the work that we have to do (... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424747417 | 1424780647 | t3_2wy5e3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | riftshioku: TIFU by making a joke
I was english class, and we had just began The Holocaust unit. I'm not entirely sure why it wasn't taught in my World History class, maybe the fact my english teacher used to be a history teacher. I imediately make a joke. Bad move. The joke was a really funny one that my friend would ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1424747006 | 1424818815 | t3_2wy4jr | t5_2to41 | 28 | zogmuffin: TIFU by having too many crickets
I have a pet tarantula. It's a desert species, the sort of animal that has the behavioral pattern, noise level, and metabolism of a chunk of rock. This makes it the ideal illicit dorm pet. I feed her 1 cricket from Petco every two weeks or so. I also live in a part of the cou... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1424748803 | 1424780478 | t3_2wy7z0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | FuckMyHorsePussy: TIFU by getting scammed into sending amazon codes.
This happened over the past two days. I was really horny on Sunday and wanted to try desperately to get some chicks nudes. I'm lonely and depressed right now and this was the only way I could find a real person and have them get nudes. I found a girl ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1424750572 | 1424803505 | t3_2wybe0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | NeonAurora: TIFU by taking my pills without eating
First post here, sorry if I mess something up.
So I have some depression/anxiety issues and of course I need to take pills for that. I have been stressed lately and I have next to no appetite as a result. Today I had an early appointment and had no time to eat anythi... | 4 | 2 | |
1424750423 | 1424750956 | t3_2wyb4p | t5_2to41 | 12 | Stringah: Tifu by really liking granola bars.
Today my mom got a package in the mail from a ski wear company. This company sends a very good granola bar in each of their packages, which my younger sister likes to take and eat right in front of me. Today I asked her if I could have it because the wrestling season just e... | 3 | 4 | |
1424750781 | 1424822252 | t3_2wybs8 | t5_2to41 | 722 | TheunknownXD: TIFU by telling a joke to the nurse taking my blood sample.
So I was getting the standard physical at Kaiser Permenente. Finally we come to the point where they have to draw blood. I waited in line for half an hour but that wasn't so bad. I'm a naturally happy guy, and all of my friends know that if you'r... | 17 | 42.470588 | |
1424750776 | 1424752093 | t3_2wybry | t5_2to41 | 3 | blondewithambition: TIFU by uploading some nudes of myself to Facebook.
OK this actually happened a couple of weeks ago. I was playing with a new phone I had just purchased. After downloading an update to Facebook I logged in and it uploaded all my pictures that were in my phone I had installed my old 64GB SD card so... | 3 | 1 | |
1424751656 | 1424788788 | t3_2wydf2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | bensmi: TIFU when I asked my wife for samoas (some hoes).
I'm from the south. My wife is from the north. I asked for some Girl Scout cookies. My wife heard, can I have some hoes? It was not fun after that.
ohboyohboyphbhbtbh: At least make up a TIFU that sounds plausible. This doesn't make sense for at least three reas... | 5 | 1 | |
1424753801 | 1424755271 | t3_2wyh0u | t5_2to41 | 5 | Kingx79: TIFU by trying to go blonde and instead almost went blind
Like several others here this happened a few years ago. My buddies and I were super into backyard wrestling at the time and the night before a "show" we'd all get together at a friend's house and party.
Being a gaggle (murder?) Of 17 to 21 year olds y... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424754892 | 1424822438 | t3_2wyj44 | t5_2to41 | 59 | Jalapeno_blood: TIFU by sexually harassing a man in the park.
This happened last summer.
I was chilling in a big park with my friend Alicia smoking weed, drinking way too much wine and laughing, it was just me and Alicia in the area in till this guy and his adorable dog appear from the distance and come our way, the d... | 10 | 5.9 | |
1424754549 | 1424760617 | t3_2wyihg | t5_2to41 | 10 | RockinSocksReborn: TIFU by clicking an American Apparel ad off of Reddit.
Now I have a model from American Apparel who is wearing see-through lingerie as an ad on the side of my Facebook.
ContrarySnivy: AdBlock.
t31os: This is the only answer the thread requires.
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424754804 | 1424756332 | t3_2wyiye | t5_2to41 | 12 | YesItHappenedRight: TIFU telling my teacher how voluptuous she was in front of the entire class
Well actually it didn't happen today, but some time ago when I [M] was a youngster in 5th grade in elementary school, but it's still pretty funny.
So you know when you go to elementary school and you have parent teacher con... | 3 | 4 | |
1424756508 | 1424789586 | t3_2wylue | t5_2to41 | 183 | omgletsbebffs: TIFU by waiting too long to apologize to my teacher.
When i was in 8th grade i was a terrible student. Not a troublemaker, just the opposite, actually. I was just very lazy, never did my homework, and relied on my test scores to skate by. My grades were terrible.
My English teacher, Mrs. Hayes, was an ... | 4 | 45.75 | |
1424757723 | 1424803538 | t3_2wynrp | t5_2to41 | 86 | Irishpigeon: TIFU by changing my daughter's bed sheets
So Reddit, TIFU.
Merely a few hours ago, all seemed right with the world, and I was having a pretty awesome and productive day. With bad weather moving in, I decided to completely clean the house and eliminate as many chores off my check list as possible.
Aft... | 6 | 14.333333 | |
1424755780 | 1424845461 | t3_2wykpz | t5_2to41 | 102 | frozyo: TIFU by sending a girl a picture of herself with the caption "She's kinda meh, unfortunately"
So tonight, a girl in the Facebook group for the Class of 2019 at the college I'm going to next year sent me a friend request and a message in response to a post I made about me enjoying myself during my visit to campu... | 6 | 17 | |
1424756002 | 1424851955 | t3_2wyl27 | t5_2to41 | 7 | 99hundred: TIFU by not giving a fuck about the law.
Shieeet. This is going to be my confession before I die. Or before my driver's license gets taken away, but probably before I get yelled at by the cops for having my brain stuck in my asshole.
I'm from Eastern European ghettos, that means I just don't give a fuck, t... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1424758342 | 1435002454 | t3_2wyor2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | GodOfGhosts: TIFU at play rehearsal
Statue_left: The suspense is killing me
GodOfGhosts: ytf are you all stalking me?
Statue_left: Blame rod
GodOfGhosts: Blame rod? I BLAME YOU FOR HAVING NOTHING TO DO WHILE ADAM IS GONE
| 5 | 1 | |
1424760574 | 1424760816 | t3_2wys0q | t5_2to41 | 3 | sergeandreou: TIFU by resisting arrest and losing all my friends
ContrarySnivy: Have you stayed in contact with anyone from the old set of friends?
sergeandreou: Unfortunately, I'd already agreed to live next to one of them in our dorm the next year, so I had to see them at least once every week.
| 3 | 1 | |
1424759845 | 1424770402 | t3_2wyr18 | t5_2to41 | 52 | TheBigBadBitch: TIFU by not fucking someone else over
Today I fucked up by not fucking over someone else. A wall of text will follow, see TL;DR if short on time.
A bit of background first. I met a girl, N, a year ago. She was cool until she turned into a hell demon that was set on turning our friends against me and ru... | 4 | 13 | |
1424762666 | 1424763579 | t3_2wyurb | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting my 'boyfriend'
Sirtrollsalot5: You are more pathetic than a cotton field full of whipped slaves. Say goodbye to your family, and shoot yourself in the fucking face. You worthless sack of dicks.
Down_Trodden: Lmfao who is this directed to?
salsa_sharkk: The 'boyfriend?' lol
| 4 | 0.25 | |
1424764222 | 1424799006 | t3_2wywj1 | t5_2to41 | 4,794 | Wingd: TIFU by opening a snapchat the very moment I received it
I got home from work this evening and was getting ready to go to the gym. A few moments before heading out the door I was opening some snapchats I had received earlier in the day, and just as I was about to exit the application I received one from my cousi... | 13 | 368.769231 | |
1424765915 | 1424767001 | t3_2wyyf1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | imastupidgal: TIFU by being a stupid gal
So, reddit. This literally happened less than an hour ago. To deal with my embarrassment and anxiety, I will share my experience.
My evening started out splendid! I won tickets to see a local talk show, so I invited my gentleman caller to squire me about town. We started ou... | 3 | 1 |
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