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1424766257 | 1424777582 | t3_2wyyto | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by updating by iphone
TIFU (really, as in an hour ago I gave up) by trying to update the iOS on my phone. After years of getting by on iOS 6 I decided it was finally time to update my iPhone to iOS 8. Easy-Peazy right? Nope! I'm now looking at a completely boloxed phone that won't do anything except wan... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424766607 | 1424950323 | t3_2wyz5w | t5_2to41 | 329 | JohtoKing: TIFU By attending a Nazi Party Rally in Berlin
Firstly let me start off by saying I am not a Nazi, nor do I have the tendency to join in with political movements, especially of the far right variety. With this said I can begin.
Long story short, I'm in Berlin for work for a few days and last night was the fi... | 9 | 36.555556 | |
1424767315 | 1424816079 | t3_2wyzus | t5_2to41 | 424 | HEY_PM_ME_YOUR_STORY: Tifu by getting myself banned for the next 3 years from a country I love.
So not exactly today, but ongoing over the last few months.
I am in my 20's and have done a bit of travelling over the last 6 years or so. I found a country that I loved and stumbled my way into a pretty good job working w... | 10 | 42.4 | |
1424752717 | 1424782575 | t3_2wyff8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | sodamn_insane: TIFU by reading an erotic story when I was 7
This FU was actually in 1994 or so, when I was 7 or 8 years old (I only know the year because my brother bought Sim City 2000, which was just released). Also, I know it's not the weekend, but I don't believe this really counts as a "sexual" story.
No one was... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424760998 | 1424792315 | t3_2wyslx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to use haki
Ok, so a few days ago(Excuse the timing) I fucked up.
So, I just had a long and tiring day at school, was half asleep when the bus suddenly stopped. I looked up and realised that the bus was beginning to leave, and I was still on it. My mind went into a blank state as the situati... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424767823 | 1424782658 | t3_2wz0dc | t5_2to41 | 7 | Throwaway_Hooray1: TIFU by trying way too hard in life
Okay so throwaway account because some of my friends and family are redditors and I don't want them to see this.
So I've always been kind of an awkward fuck and I seem to like it even though no one else fucking does. No seriously I suck at social interactions t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424768380 | 1424773647 | t3_2wz0xt | t5_2to41 | 27 | Zoarl1: TIFU by sending a nude to my Best friend.
JaysRooted: Doesn't sound like a good best friend to me.
vindawg08: Any real bro of a best friend would have made a few jokes about it, ragged on him for years, and let it blow over
Christophe_Genie: then mention it at his wedding
vindawg08: Exactly!
| 5 | 5.4 | |
1424756327 | 1424790298 | t3_2wyll5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ryguy1987: TIFU by calling the wrong Chad.
Created account to post this:
This past weekend I went to see my favourite NHL team play. At the game I end up sitting next to a young couple, both of them around my age, and we hit it off and start making small talk. This guy, Chad, and his wife got married the past summer ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424770885 | 1424949916 | t3_2wz3kr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU, by not getting laid twice in a day
Tacoslim: coffee is the international signal for "hey let's have sex" c'mon man, think with you penis next time
wigglytuff2: Hmm so this is why random guys always ask me online to go get coffee...
vindawg08: Care for some coffee?
wigglytuff2: Haha :p I'm not tha... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1424770002 | 1424811463 | t3_2wz2mb | t5_2to41 | 38 | RexRektar: TIFU by pushing my girlfriend into bird poo
So, last week i went out with my girlfriend and we walked over a bridge. I always watch the birds when they fly over me because i always fear they will shit, and at that day it finally happened. One of them flew over us and started to lose his shit. ^^
From my poi... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1424769663 | 1424773545 | t3_2wz2a1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | TheRealAbcent: TIFU by buying a 128gb flash drive for my xbox
This wont reach stardome, but anyway, here it is...I bought a 128GB thumb drive to use as additional memory for my xbox 360. I spent about $50, (with shipping), to realize that I can only use 1/4th of the drive for games. I did not research the media limit o... | 5 | 3 | |
1424773588 | 1424912505 | t3_2wz6bu | t5_2to41 | 25 | peopleare11: TIFU by mixing two things
Told my girlfriend I'd make dinner for our anniversary.
Decided to mix cooking with sleeping. Put the roast in the oven and set a nap timer. Didn't go according to plan.
Warning. What you're about to see should not be tried at home. I'm not a professional but it's very dangero... | 11 | 2.272727 | |
1424774895 | 1424800907 | t3_2wz7mo | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking it was ok to go to funky town.
ContrarySnivy: Use this as motivation to get your own living space. :)
cuddly_Panda: We had our own place but had to move in with my parents because of some financial trouble
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1424775599 | 1424777198 | t3_2wz8br | t5_2to41 | 12 | curvymctitties: TIFU by pretending to be someone else in a text message.
This happened yesterday, my mom sent a group text to me and her best friend (we'll call her Dw.)
Her friend replied to her which also replied to me without Dw knowing. My mom thought it would be funny if I pretended to be a guy and text her friend... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1424776413 | 1424802359 | t3_2wz95i | t5_2to41 | 47 | ivanSW: TIFU by showing my teacher a post from /Showerthoughts
Well, my English teacher is a pretty cool woman actually. So i wanted to share something i saw on showerthoughts this morning.
The post was something about the 3 different pronunciations of the letter "o" in do go on. I told her to read the first post, and... | 9 | 5.222222 | |
1424777246 | 1424783641 | t3_2wza2i | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a terrible first impression with my lecturer (now head of course)
Obligatory "This was two years ago", but the shame still hits me whenever I think of this particular lecturer (happens a lot, she was promoted to head of our course a year ago).
 
For a bit of context, I'm currently i... | 10 | 2.8 | |
1424778415 | 1424799946 | t3_2wzbb5 | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my friend think I jacked off to his sister
Dextline: Just give him some time to cool off and tell him what it actually was.
Don't press on, insist, give a long and complicated explanation or anything a liar would do. Just look him in the eyes, state the facts and accept what ever response is... | 8 | 6.375 | |
1424779087 | 1424806991 | t3_2wzc2n | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by whispering to my girlfriend that everything would be alright and giving her a kiss, while she was having a bad dream and murmuring in her sleep.
It turns out my girlfriend was having a bad dream, that we were in Australia and I had lost my wallet, my passport, my phone and everything from my luggage ... | 4 | 2 | |
1424779090 | 1424892113 | t3_2wzc2s | t5_2to41 | 17 | NigerianFarmer: [NSFW:drugs]TIFU by laughing too hard at something on reddit
I was reading [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2wvqbo/nsfw_what_was_the_greatest_length_you_went_just/) today when i leaning in close to my screen and laughed harder than I've ever laughed before. Unfortunately I keep my ashtr... | 11 | 1.545455 | |
1424778674 | 1424811520 | t3_2wzblr | t5_2to41 | 4 | Shephurd: TIFU by feeling rich
Palfi: I don't belive, that this is the right use of TL;DR.
llort2457: TL;DW
Shephurd: Hey. I was high and that is the ultimate result.
| 4 | 1 | |
1424780825 | 1424826988 | t3_2wze3v | t5_2to41 | 15 | Jono-Tron: TIFU by accidentally calling a kid in shorts "hot".
So I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. The other day I was out getting coffee with my brother and his friend. While we were drinking we sat at a long thin table facing the window and chatted about various things.
As we were talking and drinking my brothe... | 5 | 3 | |
1424783641 | 1424791867 | t3_2wzhze | t5_2to41 | 11 | Fabulous_Dave: TIFU by spending $700 on a $70 flight.
So, I'm traveling around asia with a friend.
Long story short, he got sick, so he can't go to our final destination with me, so I'm staying in his home country with him instead.
Bad thing is, I already booked my flight home from our final destination ($450).
So I... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424785500 | 1424814931 | t3_2wzkph | t5_2to41 | 1,293 | LNDL: TIFU by being cat fished / blowing a lot of money on a crazy Hungarian chick
**Before I begin**
1. This happened from January 2013 - August 2013
2. I will need to dig for proof because I have largely deleted any trace of this person from my life.
3. My recollections will be aided by archived emails I had with a ... | 11 | 117.545455 | |
1424786543 | 1424786813 | t3_2wzmcn | t5_2to41 | 3 | _siriuslyme: TIFU by getting a kick boxing move demonstrated on me.
This happened yesterday.
So some background info. My friend kickboxes and he was excited about a tournament all lunch by the time we got to math which we had together, he was raving about some move, but I didn't understand it at all so I told him to s... | 3 | 1 | |
1424786351 | 1424786995 | t3_2wzm0t | t5_2to41 | 1 | incestshithead: TIFU: Kind of committed incest, sort of. by accident. My god.
hank_moo_d: > don't think twice and have my way about four time to this picture
> **FOUR TIMES**
wow, you really needed to relax, huh?
incestshithead: funnily enough it's stopped me relaxing for about 6 years now.
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1424787504 | 1424892225 | t3_2wzo0n | t5_2to41 | 696 | TylerTheNomad: TIFU by making a confession while sleep talking.
This just happened.
A little backstory. My SO normally stays up later than I do so when she comes to bed I'm usually asleep already. Occasionally, I'll talk in my sleep a little when she crawls into bed and disrupts me. When this happens, she attempts to... | 10 | 69.6 | |
1424787526 | 1424791551 | t3_2wzo1z | t5_2to41 | 7 | thowaway3377: TIFU by being forgetful
Ok so this happened a month or so ago... Still mortified to this day.
I'll be brief. I'd just started seeing my SO and we'd been texting each other all day about how we couldn't wait to see each other... Blah blah blah standard honeymoon period stuff.
I get home from work, have a ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424788236 | 1424934072 | t3_2wzp9t | t5_2to41 | 2,408 | BillyJeanWasMyLover: TIFU by meeting my (possibly?) doppleganger
First off, throw away account. Ok, so today’s Fuck Up actually happened 3 days ago. I’m completely baffled at the moment and not sure how to follow up.
A little about me: Let’s pretend my name is Leon. I’m 28, tall and skinny dude who wears glasses. I’m ... | 17 | 141.647059 | |
1424788935 | 1424888143 | t3_2wzqi1 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing my friend's past before cracking inappropriate jokes.
This actually happened today, technically. Past 00:00
I am casually having a late night chat with a friend. She is talking about what videos to watch for laughs. I recommend stand-up. Really offensive kind of stand-up. She watches a ... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1424788980 | 1424792999 | t3_2wzqkr | t5_2to41 | 11 | hiltsairsky: TIFU by Traveling to South Africa to propose to my now ex-girlfriend.
TIFU, but now its like 8 moinths ago.So let me start with a little back story. I am very into fitness so i decide why not take a class to become a personal trainer and make money since I spend so much time at the gym. So I take a colleg... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424790896 | 1424791741 | t3_2wzuc5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be playful with my girlfriend
So last night I was hanging out with my girlfriend while she finishing up some homework on her computer. I was kinda bored and horny so I had an idea to try to set the mood for the night. So I pull out my dick and I go to sit it on her shoulder then the most un... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1424791643 | 1424792144 | t3_2wzvvg | t5_2to41 | 10 | HansO30: TIFU losing two potential tinder dates with 1 action
Today, I lost two potential dates with just 1 action. Few days back I asked a girl out on Tinder. It took her 2 days to react. So me, thinking it was a funny reply to her said: you can ignore me all you want, i really don't care. but when I ask a girl out I... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424791746 | 1424798824 | t3_2wzw2g | t5_2to41 | 35 | pnutbuttersmellytime: TIFU by taking the blue pill 6 hours before work
So I thought I would have enough time to sleep this off. Take the trip, my demons told me. It is, afterall, just a sleeping pill. Right?
Wrong.
I'm sitting at work now pretty much in a hypnotic state. Dazed and confused. Discombobulated, d... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1424792510 | 1425048364 | t3_2wzxml | t5_2to41 | 32 | NetTrix: TIFU by eating too many Skittles.
This isn't a huge fuck up, but it's noteworthy nonetheless.
So I bought over 5lbs of Skittles on Amazon for $10 last week, super stoked for the great deal I was getting. Usually when I buy a pack of Skittles it's the king size at best, and because there's only so many in the ... | 4 | 8 | |
1424792991 | 1424836950 | t3_2wzyov | t5_2to41 | 74 | hungryfox77: TIFU by having a slight lisp.
A bit of context I'm a freshman in high school and I have a slight lisp, I pronounce 'th' sound as an 'f' sound. Me and close friends make small jokes about it but that's all. And in Math I answered a question saying 'free' thus some preppy girl makes a comment and laughs alon... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1424795319 | 1424796436 | t3_2x03n9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | TheJigglyPickle: TIFU by getting out of my seat
This happened maybe 15 minutes ago...
So here I am, hungry ol me just waiting at the lunch table for the lunch line to get a bit shorter so I don't have to stand there for 10 minutes. I'm sitting around talking and joking amongst my friends when I notice the line gets sh... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1424795535 | 1424799579 | t3_2x0454 | t5_2to41 | 18 | EZ_Smith: TIFU by being an idiot tourist...
Background: I'm 24 year old male living in Berlin for about 7-8 months. I only have a tourist- visa so I can't really work or anything.
So, this happened about 2 weeks ago.
I was at Warshauerstrasse on the city's old east-side. I usually have a weekly routine where I go sk... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1424795585 | 1424837827 | t3_2x0497 | t5_2to41 | 171 | the_girl_who__waited: TIFU by being a broke atheist.
Okay I’ll start off by saying that this didn’t happen today, but exactly a week ago (pancake Tuesday for the Christian homies). tl;dr at the bottom.
I, like many others, am currently suffering with a case of BCS syndrome (broke college student syndrome). The sympt... | 8 | 21.375 | |
1424794229 | 1424807339 | t3_2x01ai | t5_2to41 | 74 | AtomicEggRoll: TIFU By not taking the cues by my best friend fast enough.
Obligatory this didn't happen today.
Flashback to 8th Grade (2008). First day of middle school, and I'm nervous and shit but whatever I'm wearing new school clothes and I'm feeling pretty fly for an Asian guy. Come to find out that I have Englis... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1424796626 | 1424798120 | t3_2x06l7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | sourblueberry: TIFU by using a new contact solution.
I found a deal on contact solution and decided I'd give it a try when I ran out of the solution I usually use. The new stuff came with an odd looking case. It was tubular and I didn't feel like figuring out how to use it so I tossed it and put the new bottle in my ca... | 4 | 2 | |
1424795997 | 1424797458 | t3_2x055i | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a onesie and being the death of society.
I shall start off by saying I spend way too much time on this site. And with way too much, I mean *way* too much. So, as a result, one of my (Reddit) friends sent me a unicorn onesie for Christmas to match my username. I'm still looking for a bottle-sh... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1424796546 | 1424842576 | t3_2x06es | t5_2to41 | 206 | ReallyFknAvg: TIFU by telling an old Cherokee woman at the beer vendor that she made me hard
So I walk into my regular beer vendor, and there’s this super nice maybe 60 year old cherokee woman that I always see there. She works there. And some probably 30 year old gothic chick behind the counter, also very nice. I’m ch... | 7 | 29.428571 | |
1424797835 | 1424814655 | t3_2x09cl | t5_2to41 | 7 | zaxbysauce: TIFU by overestimating my immune system
So last night the wife and I are in the office. Ever since season 2 of Black Sails started I've been on a pirate kick so I'm playing Sid Meier's Pirates and owning some French/Spanish galleons while she is studying. She has been sick for the last couple days and does... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424798653 | 1424804726 | t3_2x0b7q | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU By Saying Yes to Watch Netflix
Quick_man: Unfortunately I had to remove your post for being related to sexual content on a weekday.
bearsdrinkdecaf: Can I just repost it on the weekend? My apologies for not reading the rules.
Quick_man: Yeah, the weekend is fine. Its just with the rules we have to do ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1424798179 | 1424820181 | t3_2x0a5l | t5_2to41 | 7 | SwampYankeeMatriarch: TIFU by panicking about a job offer and doing nothing.
I'm an academic finishing my Ph.D. and looking for my first faculty job in a desperately bad job market. I was proud of the fact that, during grad school, I always met deadlines and did my best work when I was surrounded by people who procrast... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424800683 | 1424816465 | t3_2x0fxf | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding a security issue at my school
Didn't happen today whatever you get it.
My school has a club run by the IT guy that is basically like 6 technologically inclined kids who just about run the schools tech department as pretty much everyone in the school couldn't hook up a pair of speakers to s... | 3 | 2 | |
1424801155 | 1424806808 | t3_2x0h08 | t5_2to41 | 56 | WebSlinger66: TIFU by using lube on my mom [NSFW]
elfa82: Hi WebSlinger66, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by using lube on my mom [NSFW]*, has been removed because you have violated one of our rules, which can be located in the sidebar.
**RULE 3:** Bodily discharge and posts center... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1424801639 | 1424854959 | t3_2x0i4z | t5_2to41 | 120 | DonnerPartyAllNight: TIFU by drinking green tea.
This morning I was cleaning up the remaining dishes from dinner last night. My wife and I made fried chicken. I had a can on Arizona Green Tea with it.
So while I'm cleaning I see the can of green tea sitting next to the sink. I think, 'why didn't I throw this into the... | 6 | 20 | |
1424801320 | 1424869708 | t3_2x0het | t5_2to41 | 38 | srgmoss: TIFU at work by calling a customer an idiot
So just to get this out of the way. I am on an iPhone so the grammer may be atrocious. Also this happened during the winter of 2014.
So I am a cashier at a large grocery store chain and pretty much everyday is the same. Wake up, go to school, go to work, and sleep.... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1424801626 | 1425255095 | t3_2x0i3p | t5_2to41 | 6 | BobbyD5: TIFU by talking politics on reddit
uninterestedIndian: You essentially told everyone that they're dumbasses who either don't know who they're voting for or don't vote at all which is irrational
>rational people will not vote
But nobody cares because you admitted yourself
>I know it sounds crazy
proo... | 6 | 1 | |
1424800864 | 1424807468 | t3_2x0gcc | t5_2to41 | 33 | jrsherman1994: TIFU by reading the warning label and not caring....
Ok first off this happened last week....
It started off as a normal night. Well.....a normal night for a 20 year old father of a 2 year old boy.....soooo....busy to say the least. My fiance and I just put him to sleep and my fiance says that we shoul... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1424802677 | 1424804247 | t3_2x0kh5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | zZ0MB1EZz: TIFU by pissing off a tumblrina
sneakyboy9: Triggered.
DenkouKonishi: TRIGGERED!!!!1!1!!!!!11!one!1!!111!!!!!!!!
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1424802678 | 1424806904 | t3_2x0kh7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | lazyconfused: TIFU by trying to tell "just a sec" to my female colleague
This TIFU happened today.
At my work place, an IT company, we communicate through Gtalk of company's mail service. Day was normal, things were going as usual untill my fuckup happened.
My female colleague asked me to give her some documents over... | 5 | 2 | |
1424803035 | 1424803647 | t3_2x0lc8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | lymnlym: TIFU by trying to be smart
Obligatory not today but a decade ago, however I didn't realize it was a FU until a few months ago.
In my senior year of High School I felt like I had finally hit my stride. I'd gotten over my painfully awkward issues, my body issues where fading away, and I realized I actually knew... | 3 | 3 | |
1424803515 | 1424832162 | t3_2x0me0 | t5_2to41 | 903 | [deleted]: TIFU by believing my bikini is invincible
Throwaway account because a lot of people I know and work with are on Reddit. Sorry if this is a long-winded post!
**A Little Introduction:**
This TIFU happened to me about 6 years ago over the summer. I was 19 at the time.
**Story**
I'm from Texas and live in a ... | 10 | 90.3 | |
1424803514 | 1424815397 | t3_2x0mdw | t5_2to41 | 6 | IfellinlovewithaFWB: TIFU by Falling in Love With a Friends with Benefits
Wheazle: Hey man you may want to post this to r/relationships. They can give you some advice and let you vent a little better.
CptAustus: Cut the middleman and tell him to break up (or nearest equivalent)
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1424803785 | 1424811939 | t3_2x0mz9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Prochnost_: TIFU by making someone cry
Reddit! Today I made a dog cry. I need to get this off my chest.
Today was one of the rare days when I have an afternoon to myself. Been a long time now about it. I'm feeling under the weather so I think I'll go for a walk in the park, maybe just sit there doing nothing.
It was... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424804121 | 1424808156 | t3_2x0not | t5_2to41 | 11 | DoctorMacDoctor: TIFU by calling one of my clients a Nazi.
I work in IT, which requires dealing with lots of bizarre and minor problems that most of my old, white, and all-around OCD clients do not understand or enjoy using. So their tone can occasionally be kind of brusque and demanding. This is not a problem for me; ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424804392 | 1424811606 | t3_2x0obk | t5_2to41 | 7 | laptopInMyBackpocket: TIFU by accidentally burning my nipple with a lighter.
Like most posts here, this didn't happen today. It happened 2 days ago.
I think I might be the most retarded person on the face of the earth. I was messing with a lighter (I'm 15) when it burned a little bit of the hair on my chest. This fasc... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424803618 | 1424808054 | t3_2x0mmx | t5_2to41 | 8 | uninterestedIndian: TIFU by probably causing my friend's suicide
sugartrej: Dude, there is no way that D was walking around all fine, heard Chop Suey,and was like "Imma try that shit, never thought of it before I heard this song". As many will tell you, he would have had serious issues already, and who knows, he might... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1424804534 | 1424827709 | t3_2x0oor | t5_2to41 | 108 | [deleted]: TIFU by being lazy and burning my nose because of the Tijuana River.
About a month ago I was getting ready for bed and went through my normal routine. My fiancé asked from the other room if I'd feed the dog his last meal, and I obliged. This action interrupted my routine and created the conditions for my FU.... | 5 | 21.6 | |
1424805135 | 1424856380 | t3_2x0q1u | t5_2to41 | 13 | awildredditappears: TIFU road raging like a mad man
Lately I've been driving a big old diesel pickup truck. Tons of torque, but not real fast accelerations. I don't drive slow, I just don't gun it whenever the light turns green or space opens ahead of me. As a result, and also to avoid rear ending someone, I leave more... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1424797006 | 1424830726 | t3_2x07gv | t5_2to41 | 13 | dfknascar24: TIFU by forgetting how a seatbelt works.
This happened a couple years ago, when I was 19, but it just came back to me in the shower today.
My dad and I took a trip to a local go-kart place. This isn't the powerful ones, but the smaller amusement park type karts where you ride around for maybe 10 minutes ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1424793096 | 1424825591 | t3_2wzyvr | t5_2to41 | 5 | irollmyeyes: TIFU by insulting my boss.
Ok, so this happened a while ago:
I was fairly new at my job and was heading out of the office one day. One the way out, my female boss (about 60 y.o.) decides to tell me about how her sister recently got a face lift.
In a moment of sheer stupidity I ask, "Would you ever get on... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424807184 | 1424812657 | t3_2x0uxz | t5_2to41 | 12 | Idkwhattothinkso: Tifu by checking my girls phone
This happened about an hour ago and she still doesn't know that I saw anything. It's not about cheating. Girlfriend aka anonymous is a recovered addict and hasn't used in over a year. I opened her phone to use the flashlight and saw a text she sent to a friend asking fo... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1424806634 | 1424809584 | t3_2x0tnn | t5_2to41 | 20 | soandsosaidthat: TIFU by leaving an audio recorder on
The title sounds almost too obvious, and you know what- it is. This happened a couple months ago. This account is a throwaway but I'm pretty new to reddit so never thought to post it until now.
I work in research, and we do a lot of studies involving human subjec... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1424808724 | 1424820131 | t3_2x0yi2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | SenpaiKunChanSamaSan: TIFU by putting a link to porn and weed on a teachers computer
So this teacher is a humongous jerk to me and I hate her. So I decide to prank her by searching Redtube (Mods she didn't open the link so this isn't sexual) and putting the High Times on her computer (A website devoted to weed). She co... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1424808232 | 1424819126 | t3_2x0xdi | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU twice. Once by not letting my water run, and again by leaving my door open.
I live in a mobile home and didn't leave water running through my pipes overnight. Pipes froze. I'm still not sure if they cracked anywhere.
Then I fucked up by trying to look at my pipes. I left my door hanging open for no mor... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424808159 | 1424885598 | t3_2x0x5v | t5_2to41 | 278 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to cut my boyfriend's hair
So my other half and I are poor so we can't afford to go to the hairdressers. Boyfriend is in desperate need of a haircut so I offer to do it for him with his electric razor. I didn't realise you needed to have the guard on to stop it from tearing large amounts of ha... | 7 | 39.714286 | |
1424810021 | 1424886450 | t3_2x11j4 | t5_2to41 | 122 | hentaihurricane: TIFU by sending a cute girl I've been flirting with a disgusting link
So last night I was skyping with a friend, let's call him Michael, while on Pokemon showdown (it's a site where you can customize teams and battle against random people) and we noticed that while in a battle you could display your ow... | 9 | 13.555556 | |
1424812223 | 1424813198 | t3_2x14t0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | repux: Go fuck yourself homo.
AutoMcderator: And here I was going to have the mods approve the post. Guess not
repux: Go fuck yourself.
AutoMcderator: http://i.imgur.com/JdEZOnQ.gif
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1424811166 | 1424885718 | t3_2x148n | t5_2to41 | 11 | I_redd_it: TIFU by smoking Salvia.
Last night i was hanging out with my friend when i decided it be a good time to smoke Salvia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvia_divinorum
So I'd smoked it on other occasions but only got a little light headed and didn't expect anything different. I took a long pull, held it...the... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1424812157 | 1424882402 | t3_2x16jz | t5_2to41 | 226 | dabuck95: TIFU by sending a letter I wrote for my ex 2 years ago
Today I fucked up. For once, it actually was today.
Just about everybody has that one person that they can't just simply cut out of their life, no matter how bad they want to. My ex (We will call her Karen) and I broke up about two years ago. This girl i... | 8 | 28.25 | |
1424812773 | 1424832223 | t3_2x181t | t5_2to41 | 14 | Phillywakeup: TIFU By Using the Work Ipad...again
A little backstory-most small shops these days have passed on conventional registers in favor of ipads running programs like Square. My previous work and current work are two such places.
1st Fuck Up
When my old job first opened, i was in charge of uploading photos o... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1424808015 | 1424863823 | t3_2x0wue | t5_2to41 | 301 | Auphor_Phaksache: TIFU by trying to show off in Spanish.
Working as an assistant manager in fast food it helps to be bilingual. In today's work force you have to stay ahead of the curve. I had been studying Spanish for awhile and despite the occasional Spanish social fux pas I was doing pretty well in conversation.
So... | 8 | 37.625 | |
1424813503 | 1424813979 | t3_2x19uy | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a girl her own naked picture back to her several months later by mistake
[deleted]: The FU here is that you let your friends know what you had done.
Do your friends still give you shit for this or has it been long forgotten?
SyphiliticMonk: I lost contact with them mostly since then, but I'... | 3 | 5 | |
1424814838 | 1424815380 | t3_2x1d4s | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by impersonating a talent agent from Republic Records as a prank
This actually tops my previous TIFU pretty heavily. The more I write, the more I realize how much of a monster I am. Feel free to ask questions. There's too much that happened to really write it all.
There's a guy who I went to high scho... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424815809 | 1424820597 | t3_2x1fmd | t5_2to41 | 46 | SapporoJones: TIFU by one upping the wife's coworkers in their group skype chat
Feroshnikop: So wait..
This is a group of people sharing "funny 9/11 things", and they got *offended* by that?
I don't understand these people at all. If you take offense to shit like that.. then HOW THE FUCK are you in a group of people... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1424815364 | 1424864655 | t3_2x1ei3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | justatifuthrowaway: TIFU by losing my $4,000 instrument.
Reddit, I fucked up badly today.
It started off as a normal school day, nothing special. I could even go as far as to say that I was in a good mood. I had gotten an 92% on my Biology quiz, and 100% on my Math quiz. Awesome, right? It's 3pm and the school bell r... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424816656 | 1424860211 | t3_2x1hxb | t5_2to41 | 43 | SaltyLotion: TIFU by burning the fuck out of my mouth
* I swear I am not always this stupid. Enjoy.
* So I get home from school today, thirsty as hell. I walk into my room and spot my Camelbak water bottle that I probably haven't used in months and decide it would be swell to quench my thirst with some refreshing water... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1424821080 | 1424851095 | t3_2x1sma | t5_2to41 | 6 | NotALoliJustFunsized: TIFU by rubbing my pants
Oh my that title sounds horrible xD
Anyways, here's the deal. I've always had a little something against Velvet and such like fabrics. Its not that they're ugly or anything, I just can't stand it being rubbed in the wrong direction. You know, how one way is smooth and the... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424820477 | 1424892381 | t3_2x1r6g | t5_2to41 | 130 | ViperVenomH-1: Tifu by showing my math teacher an inappropriate answer
A little context. I’m a junior in high school, and am currently taking Algebra 2 for math class. Every student in the school gets a semi medium crappy little lap top, which the teachers take advantage of. Some teachers take more advantage than other... | 7 | 18.571429 | |
1424818521 | 1424845433 | t3_2x1mh5 | t5_2to41 | 99 | MyUserSucks: Tifu by licking my cats bloody urine infection discharge.
This all started with me in a rush getting ready for a football game. I grabbed a random pair of jeans off the floor, hurriedly got them on and got into the car. Once at the match, I noticed a few brown-reddish stains on my pair of jeans. I rubbed t... | 3 | 33 | |
1424821602 | 1424823705 | t3_2x1tqn | t5_2to41 | 5 | jamzamurai: TIFU by trying to say two things at once.
To be honest, this actually happened in eighth grade, and I'm 23, but I digress.
I attended a very small, close knit middle school. Accounting all three grades, there were only twenty seven students. Sometimes we would have classes all together, for presentations o... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424822368 | 1424842339 | t3_2x1veh | t5_2to41 | 4 | ChthonicDreamer: TIFU(I think) by saying I love my girlfriend.
tnews20: You really need to stop telling her you love her then....really
ChthonicDreamer: I have been trying. I have been intentionally distancing up my text replies, under the argument that I'm busy(Not even a lie, considering I am studying engineering).
... | 4 | 1 | |
1424822025 | 1424823984 | t3_2x1un5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Squaraah: TIFU By Eating the wrong Brownie.
I go to a rather bad high school in which the Teachers are Idiots and almost every student sells Drugs or at least does them.
My friends thought it would be a good idea to sneak some weed into the cooking room to put into their brownie mix, apparently the cooking teacher is... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424822575 | 1424829453 | t3_2x1vx9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by sending my mom a naked picture of a big black man
This happened about 6 hours ago.
Today I was sitting in class and I got a text from my friend. Here's the text I got:
CNN:Tucson roads will be closed on February 24, 2015 due to a bomb threat on Arizona by ISIS. Here's a map of potential clos... | 4 | 2 | |
1424821938 | 1424976505 | t3_2x1uge | t5_2to41 | 421 | Soterios: TIFU by charging my phone during class.Well that was embarrassing.
Quick background for non iPhone users: There is a feature where (when the phone is plugged in) you can say "Hey Siri" without touching the phone and she'll respond.
Anyways, on to the story:
Today in my thermodynamics class I plugged my phon... | 9 | 46.777778 | |
1424821766 | 1424923996 | t3_2x1u46 | t5_2to41 | 4,568 | Supwithbates: TIFU by coming out at a gay friends party. I'm straight.
This happened around Christmas. A gay couple I am friends with invited me to their house party. I am a straight 29/m, they are middle aged. They had also invited about 2 dozen other gay men from around town. I didn't know anyone else there.
Aft... | 20 | 228.4 | |
1424818795 | 1424970997 | t3_2x1n5a | t5_2to41 | 86 | flamingo9099: TIFU by yelling profanities at my Latin teacher
Note this is a throwaway account and the names in this post are changed.
Some background --
I go to a private school in the New England area, where my mother is the head of the high school. This school also teaches Latin, and my teacher is pretty cool. I a... | 8 | 10.75 | |
1424823799 | 1424866457 | t3_2x1yj9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | CyberReubenCake: TIFU by planning to give cookies to my crush
A little about the events leading up to this.
I was in science class. We were given a paper about our traits like freckles, free earlobes, a butt chin(I have this!) Of course I was the only one though so the students and teachers were joking around about it ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424822883 | 1424832983 | t3_2x1wl2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Hunterm49: TIFU by smoking on school property
Alright..... So. I like to smoke. Alot. Especially in stressful situations. This afternoon I had a test in one of my classes, so I sit down, and cram my answers onto this piece of paper and after about 10 minutes I need a fucking cigarette this small engine is greasy shit a... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1424824512 | 1424860252 | t3_2x200l | t5_2to41 | 8 | super_not_racist: TIFU by impersonating an Indian accent.
Throwaway because some parties involved know my real account.
Earlier today (for real), I'm sitting around with my friends discussing a video we were making for one of our friends. I suggested performing my parts in an Indian accent. Keep in mind that I've wa... | 4 | 2 | |
1424823870 | 1424830071 | t3_2x1yo7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to pump gas
TLDR: Today, I totally contributed to the whole woman can’t drive, teenagers should remain off the road, and dumb blonde generalizations.
I often hold the men in my life responsible for filling my car with gas, but not today. Today, I woke up determined to pump my own goddamn... | 3 | 1 | |
1424824061 | 1424826254 | t3_2x1z31 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Concord913: TIFU by guessing my female bosses age...
For some background, I am a medical student, and as a medical student you follow higher up doctors around the hospital for 2 month long placements. At the end of these placements you get your forms graded and signed by your team lead and thus pass the placement and r... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424827103 | 1424895975 | t3_2x25iz | t5_2to41 | 313 | billsforthrills: TIFU by letting someone cut in front of me at Starbucks
So this happened last Saturday. I was grabbing a coffee at about noon on my day off. I wasn't in a hurry or anything, didn't really have anywhere to be, so when a middle eastern lady walked up to me asking if she could cut in front of me because s... | 11 | 28.454545 | |
1424826967 | 1424829206 | t3_2x2592 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my professor to modify his lecture
So I was in my university course today, and out of nowhere, an example about self-harm and mandated reporting came up. It was very triggering to me, but I had no way to escape, so it flung me into an anxiety attack. I had to hear 49 of my peers talk about how... | 3 | 2 | |
1424826553 | 1424907403 | t3_2x24ds | t5_2to41 | 114 | hammerto3: TIFU by not so secretly throwing away important papers.
This happened an hour ago.
I went to my local print store to print out a few resumes, and some filled out PDFs of W2s and I9s for a job I just got, obviously all containing my personal information. The printer had some issues, so I kept hitting the prin... | 4 | 28.5 | |
1424828064 | 1425032928 | t3_2x27hl | t5_2to41 | 302 | ghost_throw18: TIFU by pretending to have an affair
This happened awhile back, natch.
I was married at the time to someone who always suspected I was cheating on her or looking to start up with other women. That was not what was happening, but she insisted on the belief. If I used the computer, she would immediately s... | 9 | 33.555556 | |
1424821790 | 1424840082 | t3_2x1u61 | t5_2to41 | 38 | cah242: TIFU by losing a wallet with counterfeit money in it
Disclosure: Happened 10 years ago as a high school senior.
I had a Sunday School lesson once, where the teacher taught about the devil's counterfeits (e.g. drugs instead of real happiness, etc.). He'd copied a $10 bill to use as an object lesson, and he gave... | 4 | 9.5 |
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