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1424828955 | 1425283702 | t3_2x29a7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By repairing my professor's iPhone
My professor came to class complaining that he'd just broken his screen. I volunteered to repair it (it's something I do on the side). I've done over 20 repairs and never had even a minor issue. This time, the screen doesn't turn on and I cracked the new screen putt... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1424827924 | 1424855184 | t3_2x2772 | t5_2to41 | 140 | pickmick: TIFU by shaving from the hips down
Thought I would share this story, as it was originally posted as a comment.
So, I'm a guy who has a fair amount of body hair. It's not excessive but it needs maintaining. I usually clipper it down every few months - mainly because I run a lot and when it's too thick, it's u... | 11 | 12.727273 | |
1424829158 | 1424834418 | t3_2x29py | t5_2to41 | 15 | xacharyrobert: TIFU by giving someone an EXTRA thick smoothie
TIFU, someone got a REALLY thick smoothie.
Foreword: So I work at Dutch Bros which is a coffee stand that is mostly in the Northwest. We are mostly known for "selling great customer service and giving away free coffee." Our main traits are: Service, Quality... | 3 | 5 | |
1424822490 | 1424850569 | t3_2x1vpn | t5_2to41 | 6 | s0m3guy22: TIFU by bringing a laser pointer into a government building
Well this didn't happen today, but a couple of years ago in 8th grade. I went on a trip to Washington DC and it was pretty cool I guess, saw big buildings and shit. I also got my psp charger wet and it broke so that was depressing. I liked that psp ... | 3 | 2 | |
1424824997 | 1424838220 | t3_2x2125 | t5_2to41 | 4 | GreatLommox: TIFU by getting my boyfriend Tacobell for dinner.
vactu: What is with people and their weakness to Taco Bell? Is my gastrointestinal tract just that strong or are people really that sensitive?
Versaucy: Right! The only thing that upsets my stomach is chickfila spicy chicken sandwich and all that does is ... | 4 | 1 | |
1424830643 | 1424883075 | t3_2x2ct0 | t5_2to41 | 50 | Ithxero: TIFU by trying to befriend a toddler.
Quick backstory: I rent a room from a family that runs a daycare. This actually happened today.
I arrived home to see a New One amongst the daycare flock. Decided if try to at least make passing friends. The rest of the kids at the very least will say hi/bye Xero and we'... | 5 | 10 | |
1424832438 | 1424841607 | t3_2x2gfm | t5_2to41 | 4 | jarawd: TIFU by getting way too drunk and popping molly
Swayzes_Ghost: >They gave you a chance to go home instead of being arrested
Are you white by any chance
Hell_spawn666: I knew he was not black when he said it was -20 outside.
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1424813187 | 1424881073 | t3_2x1931 | t5_2to41 | 10 | PM_ME_UR_EAR: TIFU by opening an unknown app in class
I had a test in a class today and the professor gave us a few minutes to look over notes, etc before we started. I spent all of a few seconds looking over notes before going back to texting/snapchatting friends. I got a text from a friend saying to check out an app.... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1424832236 | 1424835712 | t3_2x2g0v | t5_2to41 | 11 | IamActuallyPooping: TIFU by having a cozy bed
So this just happened a couple minutes ago. I work at a little store in the middle of a busy shopping center, because it gets busy we also have many beggars hanging around outside opening doors and asking for change. So anyways today is a bit chilly and I've been sick all d... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424834973 | 1424839787 | t3_2x2lms | t5_2to41 | 30 | Malwareantiporn: [NSFW] TIFU by trying to help my Father's PC run faster...
Back story: I'm a 14 year old male that goes to my dads house every Tuesday and Thursday, other than that, I just live with my mother. I went to stay a my dads house on the weekend before this and his PC was running slow, I just installed the u... | 3 | 10 | |
1424830924 | 1425649982 | t3_2x2ddd | t5_2to41 | 9 | gurft: TIFU by putting the wheels on my daughter's derby car.
So my daughter goes to Awana (thing Sunday School meets boy and girl scounts) and this week is the Awana Derby, which is analogous to the Pinewood derby. Race day is Saturday
My daughter (8) helped cut the car with the bandsaw, drilled all the holes for t... | 3 | 3 | |
1424835427 | 1424836778 | t3_2x2mke | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU vs. TIMU
tizorres: "messing up" isn't really allowed. As per rule 1d.
>Your fuckup must be your fault. Just because something bad happened to you doesn't mean you fucked up.
hguodeikooc: that's not really what that means at all, that's just saying that it has to be your fault, so "messing up" cou... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1424834558 | 1424840750 | t3_2x2ksg | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading my ex and I's old Facebook messages.
MalachiDraven: Wait...you were apologizing to him...for him cheating on you? Lol. Either he's a manipulative genius or you were an idiot :P
secret_stealer: I was in a situation like this. I was indeed the idiot.
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1424832906 | 1424870495 | t3_2x2hdq | t5_2to41 | 6 | loveact: TIFU by cancelling a plan with my friend
**Background**
I am a 27 y.o guy and I have a friend who are 8-9 years older than me. We met at an English summer camp last year and I clicked really well with her as a friend. We hung out several times, had dinner and had fun with the guys from the summer camp too. A... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1424836815 | 1424859413 | t3_2x2pdo | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to clean my glasses
This literally just happened. I tried to clean my glasses with kleenex facial tissue and now my glasses are covered in white fluffy little spots and I can't seem to get rid of them. My glasses may never be the same again :(
TLDR; Glasses don't sneeze
Norante: Use a micro... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1424833314 | 1424853027 | t3_2x2i95 | t5_2to41 | 45 | BitChaser: TIFU by failing to FULLY introduce my friend to Reddit.
Everyday at work I comb through reddit looking for interesting articles to rattle off to my co-workers. It gives me something productive to do with my time at work and makes me seem smart.
About 2 months ago my co-worker asked what site I am always l... | 5 | 9 | |
1424837343 | 1424840018 | t3_2x2qid | t5_2to41 | 4 | pingpong867: TIFU by browsing Reddit in class
So today I was in 6th period biology and browsing Reddit in secret when we were supposed to be reading a chapter from our books. I came across this one post that was submitted yesterday which said this man f'd up by sending the wrong link... I carelessly clicked on this lin... | 9 | 0.444444 | |
1424837227 | 1424838965 | t3_2x2qa5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | SickLikeMe: TIFU by going to a "haunted" location.
First of all, let me start off by saying this is my very first post to reddit, so please forgive any formatting errors.
This happened about 17 years ago when I was 16 years old. Young and dumb, yes. After work just about every night, my friends and I would all gath... | 3 | 2 | |
1424838943 | 1424840045 | t3_2x2tkt | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating some salsa...
Slicingmoon: did you eat it by itself?
The_Doctor_00: With some tortilla chips... I think I'm going to mix some into guacamole later when my avocado ripens.
Slicingmoon: home grown avocado?
or store bought...?
The_Doctor_00: Store bought, I'm afraid I have a brown thumb when it... | 5 | 2 | |
1424838375 | 1424840778 | t3_2x2si3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | WastedGild: TIFU By Gilding Another TIFU OP's Comment
ZeldaTechie: Did you save the image?
WastedGild: The image was never posted. It was meant to be on Thursday, but now that the Op deleted her account and the submission, I don't think it'll be posted anymore.
ZeldaTechie: Ooohhhhhh.
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1424830574 | 1424844573 | t3_2x2cn4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Lepprykaun: TIFU by thinking I was going to sell my car
So this happened about 2 years ago but somehow this popped into my mind and figured I'd share. Sorry ahead of time for the massive wall of text.
I had recently posted a car on my local classifieds site for sale. With little to moderate luck but with no serious in... | 3 | 4 | |
1424840387 | 1424846684 | t3_2x2w57 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be the fun uncle.
So, I'm generally a shy and introverted guy. It's inherent in my personality to not be too flashy or outgoing. My sister bluntly pointed it out to me recently that I'm way to serious sometimes, especially when interacting with her kids. Don't get me wrong, they like me, bu... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1424837646 | 1424905444 | t3_2x2r4u | t5_2to41 | 11 | brohanameansfratmily: TIFU by accidentally watching a short clip about shark-finning
I've known about it for a while. All those sharks get their fins cut off and the newly-finless sharks get thrown back into the ocean. All bloodied and dying. Gills still flapping slowly. Probably trying to understand what it did wrong ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1424837100 | 1424852754 | t3_2x2q04 | t5_2to41 | 47 | imakesawdust: TIFU by making refried-bean-and-brown-gravy cookies as a gag entry for a cookie contest
Okay. So this was a couple years ago but whatever...
During our annual holiday party, my friends usually have some kind of cooking contest where everyone judges. One year it was pies, one year it was cookies, one ye... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1424842347 | 1424847803 | t3_2x2zl4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | DynamiteDingo: TIFU Laughing at a kid with no legs
This happened a few years ago, sue me.
So at my school there was a main crossing for the kids walking home that got really crowded at the end of the day. I was on the other side of the road waiting for a few friends when this big group was about to cross. Suddenly som... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1424844626 | 1424880012 | t3_2x3365 | t5_2to41 | 113 | The-Effing-Man: TIFU by going comando
Actually happened today! So this morning I forgot to grab an extra pair of boxers for after my workout and didn't realize it until it was too late. So after cleaning up and showering at the end of my workout, I decide not to put my sweaty boxers back on and just free ball it the re... | 5 | 22.6 | |
1424842261 | 1424910836 | t3_2x2zgg | t5_2to41 | 86 | radiodeactive: TIFU By Not Loving My Love
TIFU, or rather, for the past 2 years I've fucked up.
The backstory:
I started at a new school after a bit of incidents with school rivalry, so I was just settling in and beginning to make friends. But within just the first couple of days, I saw the most beautiful girl I had ... | 7 | 12.285714 | |
1424845157 | 1424848949 | t3_2x33zx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly risking a fart in bed
NoticedGenie66: Props for the tl;dr
TheLegacyLivesOn: Yeah I totally didn't spend ten minutes trying to think of something clever...
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1424846574 | 1424862924 | t3_2x3611 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to assert my dominance on a date.
This happened a year ago.
So,I was meeting this girl for a first date. We'd decided to just smoke some weed and grab a few beers at her place, listening to songs and shit. Then she gets a call and tells me her roommate gonna come in another 30 minutes.
Afte... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1424845334 | 1424856232 | t3_2x349m | t5_2to41 | 9 | FFXIclassic: TIFU by catching a field on fire.
My friend J and I had a couple model rockets and had just purchased some new fuel cells for them today. They are little inexpensive ones, nothing special but they still go up pretty high. We were in a new development in our neighborhood so there is just a road and an empty... | 3 | 3 | |
1424841856 | 1424926234 | t3_2x2yrw | t5_2to41 | 34 | DomTheFuzzyKitten: TIFU by picking up a Prostitute
TIFU: So reddit, tonight I (18 y/o white male in high school from a middle class American family from the suburbs) was on my way home from work as a dishwasher at a small restaurant in the neighboring town. Well as I was driving home at 11:15 p.m. on a very sketchy roa... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1424848545 | 1424944518 | t3_2x38lt | t5_2to41 | 18 | jjacobsnd5: TIFU by failing out of college and maybe ruining my life forever
Obligatory this didn't happen today. This happened over the course of the last 5 years or so. If this should go somewhere else, please delete it and tell me where on Reddit I should put it.
It all started when I graduated high school in 2010.... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1424849603 | 1424950834 | t3_2x39wd | t5_2to41 | 4 | InternGotFcked: TIFU by writing the wrong information for my poly internship.
Today, I realized why i did not receive the calls my group members had received. My resume was not accepted by the company and now, i may not have an internship company. Sorry just had to whine a bit cos im feeling so fucked up now.
ayytothe... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1424849735 | 1424854618 | t3_2x3a1l | t5_2to41 | 3 | TodayIReally: TIFU by talking to my 'best friends' sister
So i've just moved high schools, I liked my best friends' sister, I have only been at the new school for almost a month and my 'best friend' checked his sister's phone last night and saw some messages, he then went on to message me about why I said it and when I... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1424848868 | 1424990897 | t3_2x3910 | t5_2to41 | 10 | shittier_unidan: TIFU, by losing my 3DS XL over a month ago
Well the original fuck up happened over a month ago. One week I was super sick and took my 3DS XL to school with me so I can play it on my bus into classes. Well being super sick I came home and immediately forgot where I had placed it. Well I panicked and... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424851207 | 1424887403 | t3_2x3bpl | t5_2to41 | 12 | droppedahammer: TIFU by dropping a HAMMER into an eye socket
This happened this morning...
Building a House from scratch, Friend invited his crack head nephew to help finish the roof... Fucking idiot hooked his hammer on the top of the ladder and left it there so he could hit a quick rock before we came up.. I came up... | 3 | 4 | |
1424851374 | 1424858649 | t3_2x3bwk | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by warning a friend about crazy ex.
We met just after I moved to my city in September 2012. I was sitting at the back of the bus as usual, as I rarely talk to people because I am very shy. I immediately liked her outgoing and friendly attitude. I asked her to the upcoming dance, and she said yes. That i... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1424851292 | 1424907554 | t3_2x3bsp | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be polite.
So I'm at school and my water bottle is empty. I go to the fountain and begin filling it up (this is quite a slow process because not much water comes out). I've filled up about a quarter of the bottle when these two girls come over to the fountain, I stand back to let them use t... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1424847480 | 1424880864 | t3_2x377u | t5_2to41 | 3 | Spiderman17: TIFU by saying your mom
This was back in 7th grade, so about 8 years ago. Back when the "your mom" jokes are fun. I was in computer class with a gold friend of mine and he said something, and I responded with "your mom does that" or something to that effect. He responded with "my mom is dead"
I totally t... | 3 | 1 | |
1424854562 | 1424867043 | t3_2x3f8k | t5_2to41 | 69 | jk0koh: TIFU by txting a little girl I was stalking her
This is my first reddit post ever let alone TIFU post so sorry if I mess up.
Was going to my friends house but I ran outta 4g cos my plan was overdue so I couldn't use fb messenger to tell him to let me in. This was at night so I didn't wanna be too loud so I end... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1424857054 | 1424877913 | t3_2x3hsp | t5_2to41 | 17 | somethin1: TIFU by being beta as f*ck
This was two weeks ago but I still thing about it every fucking day. There is a girl I really like, lets call her Anne, and I had a feeling she liked me as well, especially since her roommate kept asking me if I felt anything towards her. But I never really got any signals so I was... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1424858763 | 1424898701 | t3_2x3jna | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: tifu by playing truth or dare
I met this girl on tinder, and after a few hours of chatting and exchanging selfies. To heat things up I thought it would be cool to play truth or dare. I ask her, and she chooses truth. I then ask her what's the craziest thing she has done which then she answers with 'when i tr... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1424861011 | 1424862559 | t3_2x3lz5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | avalansh: TIFU after squad swimming
After my squad lesson at Willoughby Leisure Centre, I hit the showers hanging my towel over the cubicle and carrying my liquid soap with me. I hadn't peed the entire day and my bladder was bursting before the lesson, when I didn't have enough time to go. I turned the tap and started ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424860807 | 1424870712 | t3_2x3lrm | t5_2to41 | 128 | VerdantOasis: TIFU by killing a six-year-old French girl's chinchilla
So, this did not happen today. It happened thirteen years ago. I was a completely inept seventeen-year-old Canadian in Grade 12, and I had gone to France for the year. It was through a for-profit exchange year company that asked people to take in for... | 6 | 21.333333 | |
1424859382 | 1424866135 | t3_2x3kb6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU when I switched places with my best friend.
avalansh: yes, what a shitty situation. Well at least you stand out from the rest of the male mob...
[deleted]: This was originally posted by /u/jeremyphilemon.
[Screenshot of Original Submission Here](http://i.imgur.com/TPfdB8X.png)
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1424861688 | 1424908166 | t3_2x3mo0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | SarcasticNinja1775: TIFU by being racist and almost losing my job.
Well, Reddit, TIFU.
**Backstory**: I'm a cab driver, and I get most of my fares sitting at the public transportation hub in my city, waiting for people to get off the train.
**More Backstory**: I've recently discovered Epic Rap Battles of History and... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1424866024 | 1424903249 | t3_2x3rgo | t5_2to41 | 2,335 | R33MZ: TIFU by knowing two girls called Julia.
I'm a head hunter. My job is to essentially remove people from one company and to place them into my client's company. This of course requires a lot of human interaction and my week is usually full of meetings.
Now...I have a good friend named Julia that I see once every ... | 11 | 212.272727 | |
1424867058 | 1424868576 | t3_2x3so3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ahri_queen: TIFU by hearing that my bf was going to propose
me and my bf have been together for about 2 years, and been pretty happy despite him having two younger kids that I find hard to get on with.
Anyway, we didn't celebrate Valentines day because we had the kids, but he had planned a weekend away to my favourit... | 3 | 1 | |
1424866342 | 1424879559 | t3_2x3rtm | t5_2to41 | 12 | ltbutler6: TIFU by accidentally burning my school bag in the middle of a lesson.
So i came into class and threw my bag over to my chair and then went over to speak to my friend. After about 3-4 minutes of talking someone comes into class and says wtf your bags on fire. So i ran over put it out with my hands and with he... | 3 | 4 | |
1424868650 | 1424917504 | t3_2x3ull | t5_2to41 | 5 | shamalamadingdong888: TIFU by taking a pregnancy test after having spent the weekend sending crazy I will love you forever texts to the Guy
TIFU FML Took a pregnancy test about two hours ago and that goddamn second pale pink line showed up. I don't know if I should tell the Guy or not. I'm getting a blood test tomorrow... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1424868822 | 1424905118 | t3_2x3utm | t5_2to41 | 86 | snuke_snizz: TIFU: opened a text at the wrong time
My friends are known to send mischievous text messages from time to time, today however I underestimated their immature prowess.
Pull up to window at my favorite mexican drive-thru while on a break from work, guy isn't right at the window so I open a text from a good ... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1424870452 | 1424876820 | t3_2x3x5b | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into ANOTHER wreck
About a month ago I rear ended this other car because, honestly, I just was not paying attention. The damage I did to her car was not bad so she was pretty nice about it. Since I'm 17 I had to go to Juvenile Court and risk getting my license taken away. But since the roads ... | 3 | 4 | |
1424871674 | 1424882518 | t3_2x3yxo | t5_2to41 | 11 | newnameforshame: TIFU sitting in Starbucks with a little decoration on my laptop (NSFW)
So I'm a 20-something writer - I'm also incredibly horny most mornings and due to an unsuccessful week on Tinder I had a bit of a dry spell.
Before heading to Starbucks for my Frappuccino and starting the day's work I decided I'll ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1424872851 | 1424874856 | t3_2x40ry | t5_2to41 | 3 | Homewrecker96: TIFU by getting out of a bad blind date by pretending to 'black out' and have a mental illness...
Okay, this one happened to my housemate around 10 minutes ago. Promptly grabbing his keys he had left the house in a flurry to pick up his 'slamming hot date' organised by a mutual friend. He had driven down... | 3 | 1 | |
1424873006 | 1424974127 | t3_2x4123 | t5_2to41 | 46 | The69YearOldBaby: TIFU, Ripping my pants in gym class
So it was a normal day at high school, I was a freshman and I just arrived at gym class. I put my bag and jacket away, and proceeded to my class. We started the class by running laps back and forth for about 5 minutes. 2 minutes into me running my leg started to fe... | 11 | 4.181818 | |
1424874483 | 1424901967 | t3_2x43ne | t5_2to41 | 104 | killer3james: TIFU on Tinder
Like most men, I tend to swipe right as fast as I can, and today I got excited as I had a new match.
As soon as I had opened up the app, to view my new match, I had an instant boner kill...
[Link](http://imgur.com/CIkYmjH)
the_toaster_lied: Wait, so guys just swipe right and hope for a ma... | 7 | 14.857143 | |
1424874398 | 1424914784 | t3_2x43hk | t5_2to41 | 23 | MisterBonBT: TIFU by letting weed overtake my life
This all has been bottled up inside me and i just need to post this somewhere to let it all out. Im writing this on my phone so please excuse the poor grammar. A little back story. I go to school pretty much in the middle of nowhere. Its a depressing town, every day in... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1424874782 | 1425009175 | t3_2x446j | t5_2to41 | 707 | florentinesphone: TIFU by buying my cousin's phone
This didn't happen today, but is rather an ongoing situation. Sorry - English is not my mother tongue.
About two and a half years ago, I moved abroad to work. I ended up in a metropolitan area, doing odd jobs, and eventually got hired in IT. I have no schooling in IT,... | 10 | 70.7 | |
1424851264 | 1424887466 | t3_2x3brw | t5_2to41 | 15 | Susamak: TIFU by catcalling a teacher ... during class
So like most fuck ups this didn't happen exactly today.This was about 6 months ago.
Note that this was not a teacher at school but at a tuition centre(In India, a tuition helps you to prepare for other entrance exams and shit).So coming to how it happened, it was j... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1424875166 | 1424890196 | t3_2x44vj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by popping pills in a club
So like with most of these this didn't happen today, but I had another fuck up today that reminded me of this one. It was so painful I must have blocked it from my memory.
About a year ago my friend and I used to take MDMA pills, or Molly, and my body reacted to this by havin... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424858851 | 1425016976 | t3_2x3jqf | t5_2to41 | 12 | Griffin7777777: TIFU by taking a walk that ended up on the wild side.
This didn't exactly happen today, it was mainly over the course of this last week.
Well, to start this off a little back story. I am of the male species, I live near woods where I consistently walk, and I have a dog named Jeffers.
Okay so last Tue... | 3 | 4 | |
1424878314 | 1424998231 | t3_2x4b1f | t5_2to41 | 999 | poorly_timed_puns: TIFU by going to bed early.
I'm a university student with three roommates who can be a little bit noisy at night time, so I sleep wearing noise-cancelling earmuffs. I live in a suite-style dorm, so while we share a kitchen and common area, I have my own single bedroom. I habitually lock my bedroom do... | 13 | 76.846154 | |
1424875897 | 1424879831 | t3_2x4699 | t5_2to41 | 7 | SkyeRedPheonix: TIFU by leaving the house early
This happened like 20 minutes ago. So some quick back story. I needed to deposit some money into my bank account, and for reasons I needed it to be deposited by today. So I decide to leave for school maybe 10 minutes early to give me some time to go to the bank first. I'm... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424878533 | 1424879278 | t3_2x4bgz | t5_2to41 | 3 | ledzepp3: TIFU By Participating in my English Class
Everything's going great in class: I have my coffee, my laptop has a full charge, and my mechanical pencil actually works. Over the past month, we've been reading *In Cold Blood*, and we were assigned to draw what we think Perry Smith and Dick Hickock would look like ... | 3 | 1 | |
1424879392 | 1424984294 | t3_2x4d6e | t5_2to41 | 5,216 | MyRepliesAreAllLies: TIFU by cussing out a telemarketer.
TIFU by cussing out a telemarketer.
**bzzzzt** ... **bzzzzt** ... *ring ring*
As is often the case when I hear that *particular* ringtone for unknown numbers I pause to consider what I might possibly say to whomever I discover on the other end. Typically I wil... | 15 | 347.733333 | |
1424879594 | 1424900807 | t3_2x4dmv | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Today I Fucked Up • /r/tifu
Ok this happened literally 2 hours ago. I'm writing this whie im at... Well you know. To get some background, im a 19 y/o boy & i work on holidays until march when the classes at my uni start. I dont get paid too much, its a boring job & i work every single day of the week... | 3 | 1 | |
1424877989 | 1424880135 | t3_2x4aes | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I was well enough to go to work
Context: I am very sick. I thought it was strep throat, but I woke up this morning with huge chunks of phlegm in my throat and my nose was running like an actual faucet.
Sorry for the huge text, I want to describe this in detail so I can become less mortified... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1424880786 | 1424901262 | t3_2x4g64 | t5_2to41 | 12 | harrygooz33: TIFU by pressing the bus 'stopping' button too early.
So I get a 144 bus service home from school and about 400 yards from my actual stop, they are building some new houses and have put a new bus stop there.
This bus stop has painted road markings, but no sign for it so I pressed the button just before it ... | 6 | 2 | |
1424880577 | 1425080181 | t3_2x4fpu | t5_2to41 | 19 | SwggrBck: TIFU by being a gregarious college student
TL;DR at the bottom guys.
A few years ago, a group of friends and I were at the local watering hole that's popular with the college scene. A good while into the night, we're all pretty buzzed, and having a good time. Most of the people there are college students, so... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1424880823 | 1424892820 | t3_2x4g91 | t5_2to41 | 1,549 | Pyehouse: TIFU by wiping sperm on my cat.
AlliterationArrived: Penis product pelts playful pussy.
_dive_: Alternatively, "covert cum cakes cat's coat"
CouchPotatoFamine: Awesome alliteration, also!
Diiiiirty: Doesn't alliteration only apply to consonant sounds? I could be completely wrong.
hang_on_a_second: It's asson... | 9 | 172.111111 | |
1424882382 | 1425092664 | t3_2x4jqe | t5_2to41 | 34 | lightning_balls: TIFU by smoking on the toilet
So this actually was TODAY !!! so my morning routine is to lay in bed half awake until my bowels force me to the bathroom where i then sit and smoke one-ies and browse reddit. so im there as per usual and the harshness of the smoke got me and i cough out the cherry. and it... | 15 | 2.266667 | |
1424882212 | 1424898163 | t3_2x4jcv | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally being a Racist Father Figure to one of my employees
**Mike the Situation**: I'm a fairly new store manager for this retailer. Myself, three female employees, and a female customer were at the registers shortly before the store closed. Some of the team were asking about going home early (... | 3 | 1 | |
1424882199 | 1424886979 | t3_2x4jbq | t5_2to41 | 8 | The69YearOldBaby: TIFU, Pissing myself in my science class.
So recently I watched a video from a youtuber named MLGHwnt. In this video he talked about how he pissed his pants in school and spilled water on himself to cover it. So basically he got lucky. A couple of weeks after watching this video I was in my science cl... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424882560 | 1424888375 | t3_2x4k3e | t5_2to41 | 14 | adrenaline_X: TIFU sending a coworker a meme in response to company wide emails about the kitchen.
We work in a Company with around 100 employees. It seems that almost weekly we get emails from an individual to clean up the kitchen area (coffee station) and not to leave our dishes on the counter or in the sink when th... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1424881497 | 1424977201 | t3_2x4hor | t5_2to41 | 202 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening up a new tab just as my boss was walking by.
I had a little bit of down time this morning while waiting for a client to return my call, so I decided to pop open a new tab to see what was happening on the front page. After making it about a third of the way down, I start to hear the supervis... | 7 | 28.857143 | |
1424882620 | 1424915996 | t3_2x4k8e | t5_2to41 | 17 | enzio00: TIFU by being a Hungarian.
Now it seems that everyone hates us.
Please don't stereotype from one bad person. We're not all like her, I'm actually a pretty cool guy. So please keep that in mind, it hurts me to see those comments.
careago_: I know this awesome Hungarian chick on skype that I met on omegle..
Wo... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1424883512 | 1424908694 | t3_2x4m92 | t5_2to41 | 2,032 | [deleted]: TIFU by a texting a long-time crush on WhatsApp.
Firstly, a bit about myself. I'm 17 male. I'm socially awkward and not that attractive. I've never had a girlfriend.
My crush, let's call her Anne. Anne is the prettiest girl I've ever seen. I thought she was way out my league but after this experience not s... | 13 | 156.307692 | |
1424884541 | 1424919880 | t3_2x4opi | t5_2to41 | 109 | crispysheman: TIFU by predicting a dogs death via snapchat.
I've been lurking a long time, thought I might finally have something good to post.
I am a dog groomer, and have been working with animals for a few years but am still considered an inexperienced 'baby groomer'. I see so many adorable, funny animals throughou... | 8 | 13.625 | |
1424884892 | 1424967347 | t3_2x4phu | t5_2to41 | 14 | MisClk: "TIFU" Told a girl i liked her on the first day of the Holiday.
This didn't happen to today but a week ago so i think it still counts :) So, there is a little back story here, I have known this girl for ages. since we were 13 I am now 23. Let's call her Sarah. So over Christmas we were talking and she said she ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1424886152 | 1424888887 | t3_2x4sg7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | tundraprincess: TIFU by farting in my car but Tom Ford saved my ass
TIFU by passing gas just as I pulled into my parking spot at work. A coworker decided to jump in and asked me to drive to a coffee shop. I didn't have time to do anything but as he shut the door and pulled on his seat belt, he commented that I smelle... | 3 | 2 | |
1424886646 | 1425994304 | t3_2x4tl6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a credit card machine
So this happened a few years ago.
I used to work at a small chain Italian ice and custard place. It was a standard busy day with hardly any downtime. A customer came up to the window asking for some Italian ice. Like usual he paid with a debit card and I went over to comp... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424885854 | 1424953039 | t3_2x4rqr | t5_2to41 | 2 | UberPornAddict: TIFU By skipping school
I fucked up. Very bad. I'm currently writing this from a phone so ignore my set up. So today the juniors at my highschool are taking their SATs and most of my classes were empty. So I decided to leave school after my first period with my brother and his girlfriend and went to my ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424888925 | 1424912248 | t3_2x4yw5 | t5_2to41 | 79 | maribari: TIFU by farting in a meeting room
This happened literally 15 minutes ago..
My team has daily stand-up meetings for status updates on various projects. At 9:59 a.m no one was in office yet so I assumed everyone was going to dial in. So, I go to the meeting room, start prepping for the call and since no one e... | 8 | 9.875 | |
1424889364 | 1424968931 | t3_2x4zy9 | t5_2to41 | 1,117 | ParaTodoMalMezcal: TIFU by being the victim of the longest-term facebook prank I've ever seen
So the actual fuckup happened about 3 years ago, but the ramifications continue to this day, including today. 3 years ago I was in college and left my facebook open. A few days later, I started getting odd notifications.
"Yo... | 9 | 124.111111 | |
1424885802 | 1424975120 | t3_2x4rm1 | t5_2to41 | 198 | AccioTheDoctor: TIFU by accidentally starting a riot at my office
So I've had this weird rash but it wasn't itchy or anything so I just ignored it. Well, apparently, I've got some kind of crazy virus that is very similar to chicken pox. I've never had chicken pox, and I'm on a TON of anti-histamines for allergies, so i... | 9 | 22 | |
1424889426 | 1424891852 | t3_2x503p | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching a horse pleasure himself
BeefyMcFlaps: This is like Stephen King's "The Body" where four people start a journey as boys and end the journey as men, but instead of a dead body, there is a throbbing, exploding horse cock.
jchabotte: i even read from: "the walk home.." in Richard Dreyfuss' vo... | 3 | 8 | |
1424889713 | 1424899590 | t3_2x50t4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | thatguyonreddit13: TIFU by sounding like a misogynist
So I was sitting in my sociology class recently and we were on the topic of prestige in one's occupation. Our book came with a list and we all took turns talking about the subject. Soon, it was my turn. Now before I go any further, I have to say this: I usually say ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424889827 | 1424894861 | t3_2x512c | t5_2to41 | 4 | Daisychainsandsun: TIFU by pretending to be my Bulgarian neighbors
I've always had a problem with lying, and I don't know why.
I tell huge, insane lies for no reason and regret it as soon as I've done it, but I still keep them going for as long as I can. I don't know why, but I just do. Sometimes they're really small... | 4 | 1 | |
1424889816 | 1425569225 | t3_2x511d | t5_2to41 | 480 | [deleted]: TIFU by committing stranger danger by unknowingly txting an 8 year old. (Long)
So I have this friend who I haven't spoke to in a few months. I attempted to rectify this by txting him "What's up?" out of the blue. This friend has always been a jokester, like myself, and we used to tease each other like friend... | 8 | 60 | |
1424889182 | 1424903114 | t3_2x4zie | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwing---away: TIFU by saying my best friend that I loved him
A bit of backstory: I've met him since 6 years or so. The first time I met him, he was kinda a socially awkward boy, and I didn't like it him at all. But 1 year passed and well I started to hang out with him more often. He was really friendly to me. And sh... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1424885484 | 1424893574 | t3_2x4qvr | t5_2to41 | 12 | Chuggs1798: TIFU in Asstronomy (Pun intended)
So, my last hour of the day is astronomy, or in this instance asstronomy, but we'll get to that later. I walked into the class, note this happened on Monday, and with a little surprise, I walked in on a substitute teacher. I immediately grew happy because I wasn't going to ... | 4 | 3 | |
1424891452 | 1424974815 | t3_2x54wd | t5_2to41 | 571 | notbrainwashedyet: TIFU by not being a brainwashed fool.
A little back story: My family is devoutly Muslim. I do not buy into it. I try to keep that quiet because I like living in a warm house. Sometimes I slip up and make it seem like I do not believe. This makes them angry, but I can usually play it off, and make the... | 15 | 38.066667 | |
1424892046 | 1424892742 | t3_2x568l | t5_2to41 | 4 | Snapdragon2122: TIFU by accidentally giving myself a 2nd degree burn
Okay. So two nights ago is when this fuck up happened. It was late at night and I was freaking out about a giant pimple on the front of my nose that would not go away. I called my mother for help, because moms usually have all of the answers, and she ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424892063 | 1424958274 | t3_2x569r | t5_2to41 | 211 | MrBlue40: TIFU by making gamers think I was a girl.
Like most of these this happened a few years back. I was playing Skate 2 on the X360 and decided to hop into a multiplayer match. While I was playing my sister hits me up to go get some food. I tell her to meet me at my house so that she could drive. She shows up pret... | 6 | 35.166667 | |
1424893050 | 1424900896 | t3_2x58gz | t5_2to41 | 2 | dabucola: TIFU by going to Reddit
It's 3am here and I can't sleep. Went on Reddit to look around a bit hoping to get all sleepy. Then I got to r/creepy and saw this...
http://imgur.com/gallery/4hlSio8
I guess I won' be sleeping soon.
AksK17: What is it?
dabucola: A face with no muscles.
AksK17: Ohhh that. It's not... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1424892972 | 1425034055 | t3_2x58au | t5_2to41 | 2 | nrgtronnn: TIFU by investigating my own internet problems
And accidently engaging in Facebook games. I've tried contacting them to explain that I do not in any way know them, have absolutely no information for them, that I was directed to them by this incredibly predatory person in my life, but they refuse to meet with... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424889630 | 1424933028 | t3_2x50kx | t5_2to41 | 9 | Rolledeyes: TIFU by wanting coffee
First some background
The degree I'm doing is very hands on and the business is very much who you know rather than what you know, fortunately for me the head lecturer is also the biggest name in my home town in that industry and we get on quite well (read, I have been brown nosing her... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1424893253 | 1424944353 | t3_2x58xg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding a friend his reddit account (kind of NSFW)
hello reddit,
so today I have discovered quite a thing! I was just browsing reddit when I was thinking to try and find my friends on it. So I started of with using their steam nicknames. With my first friend I had no luck but with my second.... I wa... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1424893983 | 1425310535 | t3_2x5am3 | t5_2to41 | 284 | clogged-peepeehole: TIFU by meeting a potential employer at his home
What's up guys this actually just happened a few hours ago and I'm still a little bit in shock
So I work as a chef for a small family owned restaurant in my area... I like the job because of the loyalty to it's employees but I'd like to expand my hor... | 13 | 21.846154 | |
1424890456 | 1424901025 | t3_2x52iq | t5_2to41 | 20 | MediaGuyNeedsCoke: TIFU By deleting my entire Media Project.
So this happened early hours of this morning meaning that it was actually today. Anyway, as the title suggests, I managed to completely and permanently delete my entire final Media Project two days before the deadline, we had to make a 30 second trailer about... | 11 | 1.818182 |
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