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1424894663 | 1424903925 | t3_2x5c9c | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping a peanut buttered piece of bread onto my pregnant wife's face
Around 9:30 last night my wife said she was really hungry, so I volunteered to toast her some bread for a peanut butter sandwich. I asked her if she wanted it toasted, and she said to put it in the microwave. I did, but she ordere... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424895304 | 1424897222 | t3_2x5dtu | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [META] What happened on May 5th, 2014 to cause /r/TIFU to literally explode over night?
[deleted]: I bet the mods would know. My guess, a really popular submission.
SCRIZZLEnetwork: How do you tag a moderator? lol
[deleted]: [I would just modmail them](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Ftifu).
... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1424895389 | 1425049114 | t3_2x5e1j | t5_2to41 | 3,492 | So_wat_r_u_wearing: TIFU by meeting a nice girl off the internet in person
PinkDalek: Glad you didn't end up robbed or dead, OP. Be careful out there!
redditwentdownhill: If someone was going to rob and kill someone, do you really think they would spend weeks chatting to their victim on the internet first? They would ... | 14 | 249.428571 | |
1424895814 | 1424905847 | t3_2x5f2t | t5_2to41 | 5 | JapanWall: TIFU by telling my boss about reddit and my account name
I work in IT, web dev among other things.
Today I was talking about reddit with my boss, showing him some interesting related subreddits and snoopsnoo.
When I tried out snoopsnow, just for the show off I didn't expect the results.
Apparently among m... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424891869 | 1424907635 | t3_2x55v0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught smoking by my mother, being a non smoker.
I don't smoke tobacco, I absolutely detest it and quite honestly get uncomfortable around smokers. What I do on the other hand is the good stuff. I do it very occasionally and never anywhere even near home. Cut short, I had put the good stuff i... | 4 | 1 | |
1424897003 | 1424955372 | t3_2x5hu4 | t5_2to41 | 25 | TyeWin: TIFU by not proofreading emails
So I work for a massive company and we have extremely strict ethics rules. Being a company with roots to the construction industry, things can get a bit womanizing at times in the office. We have one woman in our office who has taken it upon herself to fight unethical behavior an... | 10 | 2.5 | |
1424898255 | 1424920891 | t3_2x5ksu | t5_2to41 | 357 | HamOwl: TIFU by trying to ninja swipe a bottlecap out of the air.
Opened my water bottle with gusto. Cap flew off, I did a fast over-hand swipe, caught it, and punched myself square in the balls on the downswing. I am still wincing.
tl:dr: assaulted my person
therats: OP is hoping Internet points will make up for la... | 4 | 89.25 | |
1424898772 | 1424900252 | t3_2x5m2e | t5_2to41 | 4 | theLostio: TIFU by apparently looking like a robber on Sunday night
OK, so obligatory "this wasn't actually today, it was last Sunday" introduction, for the nitpicky lot of you.
So, last Saturday was the birthday of a good friend of mine. However, given that most people he knew were not available that night, he decide... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424899209 | 1424934805 | t3_2x5n4c | t5_2to41 | 288 | Hobnob_: TIFU by Accidentally E-Mailing Everybody In My School (Including Teachers and Staff) This Copypasta.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter... | 7 | 41.142857 | |
1424899736 | 1424963464 | t3_2x5oec | t5_2to41 | 11 | DATyphlosion: TIFU by being racist in English class.
So today in English class, like two hours ago, we were having a discussion about the 1920s. We had an assignment where we needed to pick out a photo of that era and point out interesting things it featured. Our teacher was showing us examples, and eventually he searc... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1424900697 | 1424906784 | t3_2x5qpz | t5_2to41 | 77 | half-a-body-guy: TIFU by calling a little person's wife his "other half"
I work at a local car wash, and today a little person came in for a wash and wax. I greeted him and his wife as I do all our customers, he asked if he could remain in the vehicle as he was in a motorized wheelchair.
"No problem" I replied. His w... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1424900526 | 1424901700 | t3_2x5qad | t5_2to41 | 2 | ESOBlaze: tifu: By making a subreddit that is like another subreddit's idea.
I was really just wanted to try out a new subreddit of my own.. But all of the good ideas are taken so now I have wasted a subreddit and can't think of anything original to do with it. SO yeah, that being said I'm an idiot.
AksK17: What is it ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424895185 | 1424960095 | t3_2x5djp | t5_2to41 | 6 | GroinPainsBB: TIFU Getting High and Embarrassing Myself in Front of My Family.
This happened last night. My Friend, and I had just got home from an awfully cold walk. We decide that we should end our day with a relaxing smoke session in the shed. (Smoke outside so it doesn't bother my family) After about 15 minutes in ... | 3 | 2 | |
1424901228 | 1424997186 | t3_2x5s0t | t5_2to41 | 23 | KillerKoch: TIFU by pretending to be Australian
This fuck up happened last weekend.
I have been doing accents since I was 10(24 now)and become extremely good at Australian. Good enough to trick Brits and even a few Aussie's. I'm hangin out with a few mates pre-gaming and I decide I'm going to be Australian at the c... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1424895852 | 1424903831 | t3_2x5f6b | t5_2to41 | 5 | Uldyr: TIFU by not eating my Go-Gurt on the go.
It started out as a great Wednesday. The sun was shining, it wasn't too hot, and I got out of my first class for a meeting I had on campus. At said meeting, they had free Poptarts, fruit, coffee, and Go-gurt. Awww yiss. So I grab a Blueberry Poptart and a tube of Go-gurt ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424902466 | 1424909763 | t3_2x5uuy | t5_2to41 | 5 | 568xl: TIFU by getting high and almost taking a bath
Allow me to start with this, I don't smoke too often nor do I find any reason to boast/tell anyone I do so save your "420 smoke weed everyday #blazeit" or "you touched the devils lettuce you should go to hell as you have committed the worst of all the sins" comments.... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424904651 | 1424929796 | t3_2x600x | t5_2to41 | 68 | CDarwin7: TIFU by going to church
This happened to me on Sunday. I started dating a girl I had been flirting with at my nephew's preschool. I sometimes pick him up or drop him off and there is a lady there at the desk I would sometimes engage in flirtatious chat. This is a religious school, by the way, but more on that... | 8 | 8.5 | |
1424904627 | 1424908365 | t3_2x5zyr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by rushing home.
This happened around 3 years ago when I first moved to Sweden. It was winter and very cold with lots of snow so obviously I wrapped myself in my warm clothes, gloves, scarf and my big black jacket to go to school. Basically, this one day it randomly happened that I wore all black. Fast ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424905928 | 1424909616 | t3_2x62xq | t5_2to41 | 10 | King_Balakay: TIFU by sneezing too hard
This happened yesterday but i don't care. So I woke up with a harsh cold like the ones you get where you just want to stay in bed and not do a single thing. I eventually end up going to school because of the three or four tests i have. So Here I am in about every class trying no... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1424904452 | 1424929145 | t3_2x5zjp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I made out with a guy.
Well obligatory happened years ago disclaimer. I'm also a dude.
I was a freshman in college and my friends and I went to some parties at these dorms across campus. One of the things I liked doing back then was trying to get girls to kiss each other, and when booze is ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424899447 | 1424964807 | t3_2x5nps | t5_2to41 | 33 | therats: TIFU by going to the bathroom on urinal gnats
TIFU by visiting a urinal and finding gnats had made a home in and around the sanitary puck above the drain. Being blessed as a male I proceed to aim at them whilst they scurry in fear. All is going well for the first couple seconds until they begin to take flight.... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1424907301 | 1424948587 | t3_2x65y3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | TheeHumanMeat: TIFU by saying piece of shit in an interview.
I was in an interview for a position at a hardware store. Lady in her late 40's early 50's interviewing me. She owns the store and is proud of it yada yada. She asks me if I know what the acronym P.O.S. stands for. I said "I think so but I don't think I shoul... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1424908147 | 1424922734 | t3_2x67q0 | t5_2to41 | 270 | [deleted]: TIFU by confessing that I have been raped
Masterminds_girl: This is her fuckup, not yours. Please don't let her heartless, insensitive behavior cause you to ruin your own life. This may be an opportunity for you to speak out about what you endured, after you've had some time to try and process what she's do... | 4 | 67.5 | |
1424904082 | 1424909182 | t3_2x5ynu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU buying wine in Spain.
This didn't happen today, it was more like a month ago, but whatever.
So I did a little euro-tripping over winter break. Along with all of the touristy spots, I went to visit my friend who plays basketball in Northern Spain. Thus far in the trip, I was able to use my remedial Sp... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424906767 | 1424927485 | t3_2x64t7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | zeuther: TIFU by ordering my girlfriend a vibrator online (NSFW)
To give you some backstory, I'm in a somewhat of a long distance relationship with my girlfriend. I'm going to visit her for her birthday next month, and she's been asking for a vibrator. So, me, being the charmer that I am, ordered a vibrator from an onl... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1424906127 | 1425253870 | t3_2x63d5 | t5_2to41 | 27 | mrspest: TIFU.. New to reddit
So I originally set up my reddit account roughly 893 days ago bc my husband spent so much time on it. I had very minimal activity on it until yesterday. My front page is not customized and so I was just scrolling through the posts when a title caught my eye and I wanted to read more. I cli... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1424909984 | 1424911254 | t3_2x6bs5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | throwawaycsiguy: TIFU by sniffing my home network connection.
So, shit, I've made a pretty horrific discovery (at least in my personal life, probably not a big deal in the grand scheme of things) about my father.
Some background; My dad is employed for a global company, it pays well, so we're comfortable. My mom also... | 4 | 3 | |
1424911193 | 1424912310 | t3_2x6efb | t5_2to41 | 8 | meredith44: TIFU by putting salt in my coffee instead of sugar.
I couldn't find my glasses this morning and thought I could make coffee based on my knowledge of my house. Let's just say I don't know my house as well as I thought I did.
[deleted]: I was sick once and my little sister made me some tea...well, she purpose... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1424911284 | 1424920595 | t3_2x6emq | t5_2to41 | 11 | ThrowMySnatchToBali: TIFU by sending a picture of my shaved snatch to my Indonesian tour guide.
This literally just happened.
So my husband and I are in Bali for our wedding anniversary. We'd arranged today to go see some wildlife and such with an Indonesian tour guide who'd been recommended to us by a mate back in A... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1424911422 | 1424964579 | t3_2x6ew5 | t5_2to41 | 2,527 | kurtcobain94: TIFU by improperly positioning my erection. {NSFW}
Kotsevarg: You and the security guard should have sized up.
Ebliss_Oshaughnessy: You want some lube?
robby771: This is going to become a thing isn't it? I hope so
rko702: should have thrown on some porn for good measure
ayytothelmaoo: They could help ea... | 11 | 229.727273 | |
1424907956 | 1424959397 | t3_2x67b8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | FriskyFatCow: TIFU by being pretty
Alright reddit friends, today I fucked up.
So bit of information, I'm 16 almost 17 white girl. I am attractive not going to lie short and speak some spanish, enough so to have a conversation. On to the story.
My moms a nurse and works night shifts so I had to get my brother up and... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1424911519 | 1424917021 | t3_2x6f3s | t5_2to41 | 291 | drewhad: TIFU by almost killing my girlfriend
Now this did actually happen today.
**Background:** Me and my girlfriend have been together for four years. We live together and I'm just waiting on my financial state to get better before I propose. My commute to and from work is about 45 minutes to an hour because of tra... | 7 | 41.571429 | |
1424905830 | 1424923952 | t3_2x62pk | t5_2to41 | 5 | Szilardis: TIFU by buying a pop.
I am a in school to be an automotive mechanic. As such, I have problems with over thinking what I'm dealing with.
Now, our vending machines are notoriously misbehaved. The pop can machine used to cycle through the options regardless of what you chose. All three tend to eat coins or ite... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424906077 | 1424926280 | t3_2x6392 | t5_2to41 | 15 | gwreck318: TIFU by pranking my friends
**TL;DR sent friends to office, got suspended**
My friends and I made a video project for a history assignment we had, so as always we went well out of our way to make it as entertaining and as humorous as possible. This particular video, however, was pretty over the top. We al... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1424913027 | 1424915363 | t3_2x6i9z | t5_2to41 | 97 | JohnWB: TIFU by Raid'ing my butthole :(
I recently bought a can of "kill on contact" Raid to use on the swarm of houseflies that have taken up residence in my bathroom. The stuff works like a charm, and kills pretty much on contact. One spray sends the little bastard demons into a crazy death spiral, I'm saying all of ... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1424913867 | 1424914638 | t3_2x6jzx | t5_2to41 | 16 | QIpbdsjkdobap: TIFU everything. Just read, I guess
This one isn't very spectacular, but I feel pretty fucked and I don't know what to do.
I'm a freshman at a pretty prestigious university, attending on a close to a full-ride scholarship because my family doesn't have a lot of money. I'm resting on $20.63 in my bank ac... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1424912136 | 1424926255 | t3_2x6gc3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | ChickenDefender: TIFU by defending my barbecued chicken
Today my mom and I went to the grocery store. We got some broccoli, cookies, etc., along with some barbecued chicken drumsticks to have for lunch.
On the way back home, we decide to stop at the Good Will to leave a donation. I find a parking spot near the donati... | 4 | 5 | |
1424914468 | 1425000699 | t3_2x6la8 | t5_2to41 | 423 | l0ngstory: TIFU by using a Ouija board in Tombstone, AZ (will take you 10 min to read, fair warning)
I wanted to start out by saying this story is completely true. I posted in in /r/nosleep before, and while I've written fiction there as well, I stand by everything in this story as 100% fact.
Do I believe everything ... | 10 | 42.3 | |
1424900333 | 1424927435 | t3_2x5pti | t5_2to41 | 5 | WellEndowedBK: TIFU by accidentally sleeping in soapy boxers
This happened about 3 days ago.
 
I live on a college campus with a bathroom shared by many people, and I was taking a shower at around 2am. I bring my boxers with me to the shower, so I don't have to have to change in my room and flash my ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1424914998 | 1424931239 | t3_2x6mbb | t5_2to41 | 33 | TylertheHedgehog: TIFU by letting lose a Freudian slip
Oh man guise, did I embarrass myself today.
So I work at a big store, and in this store we have these flat, 4x4 ft wooden things called pallets which we use to transfer boxes, merchandise etc. across the store. Now, somewhere along the lines, humans apparently dev... | 3 | 11 | |
1424915001 | 1424916903 | t3_2x6mbj | t5_2to41 | 2 | Lionstar-and-Smosh: TIFU by reading a rumor about my idol
So this happened a few months ago but that doesn't matter.
So it was a normal day on the internet. I was doing stuff and talking to friends.
Until, I searched up something to do with my idol. That's when everything turns, I saw a rumor about him. I read it, a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424914863 | 1424917825 | t3_2x6m1l | t5_2to41 | 11 | Hippiesocialwkr: TIFU by giving my wife a foot rub
Dear reddit, today I fucked up. My closest buddy from college lives in another country, he works a standard 9-5 and I work overnights, so we plan times to catch up over teamspeak and playing comptuer games. Lately we've gotten back into Diablo 3 for season 2. So we mak... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424908179 | 1424944279 | t3_2x67sg | t5_2to41 | 24 | LoLOverheat: TIFU on my Trig test
I left my calculator on DEG.
Azure_Abyss: Wait, isn't DEG (Degrees) the correct mode for trig?
I9T1997: perhaps it was supposed to be in radians.
| 3 | 8 | |
1424916480 | 1424950326 | t3_2x6pa5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting slightly drunk, going for a meal with and then racially abusing my girlfriend's parents.
This happened a couple of hours ago.
 
Tonight I had a party planned. The Facebook event was titled "The awakening of Great Boo." This references an episode from the second series of Blackadder... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1424916547 | 1425006982 | t3_2x6pf7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by Putting to many X's When Marking Tests
I am in grade 11 and 1st period I have peer tutoring class (student acts like a student teacher) for a grade 9 college level english class. So today I get to class at 8:25 and the teacher gave me the classes test to mark. So I'm going through marking these tests... | 3 | 1 | |
1424918950 | 1424930548 | t3_2x6u4q | t5_2to41 | 6 | suprasparadrap: TIFU by inadvertently showing a nude picture to my friend in class
Oh my God of all the TIFU I've done this is the worse... I feel ashamed and pissed off that now my friend (whom I hang out most of the time at school) knows I jerk off...
Yesterday night I was at the bathroom doing... my stuff. I use my... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1424919442 | 1424950836 | t3_2x6v3p | t5_2to41 | 25 | Supermansadak: TIFU by trusting the internet
This happened to me a few years ago , but I decided to post this hear since everyone posts things that's happened to them a while ago.
So , I was browsing for some cool games to play online and I had no luck. I decided to search some cool scary games on a YouTube and I c... | 5 | 5 | |
1424919899 | 1424992078 | t3_2x6w1q | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to high-fiving a girl
This happened a while ago but i was sitting in my desk which looks like this http://i.imgur.com/72LZqZ8.jpg?1 and I went to high-five the girl that I like who sits 2 desks behind me and the desk **FELL OVER WITH ME SITTING IN IT**. Everyone just stared at me for a whi... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1424913256 | 1424925955 | t3_2x6iqy | t5_2to41 | 18 | thejuicepuppy: My buddy had a Tifu day today because he tried to secretly get a blessing from his girlfriends parents
So my buddy has been dating his girl for almost 3 years, and I guess he's finally decided he wants to propose. We work at a mill and this week we are working night shifts. My friend Morgan was at home s... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1424921744 | 1424926975 | t3_2x6zoq | t5_2to41 | 15 | Crittykitty: TIFU by shaving my legs
Okay so this just happened not even fifteen minutes ago. I'm a 17 year old male and I have a jungle of leg hair with monkeys swinging from it and shit but my girlfriend likes to point out the bushy leg hairs. Well I just finished shaving my face and got a brilliant idea to try trimm... | 3 | 5 | |
1424921738 | 1424993866 | t3_2x6zoa | t5_2to41 | 145 | TheJoren: TIFU by inadvertently telling my gf I wanted to see her sister naked. (Slightly NSFW)
So, I was at my girlfriends house for a visit, let's call her Liz. We've been dating for a few months and have only had sex a handful of times. Not because of reluctance but because we both have pretty hectic schedules duri... | 6 | 24.166667 | |
1424923051 | 1424925446 | t3_2x727c | t5_2to41 | 3 | Skeeter95: TIFU trying to suck up to my forensics judge
So i'm in high school and competing at a Forensics tournament. I walk into the room for my event and my judge is speaking to another parent. I begin to leave and they insist it's alright and they're ready to begin soon. Now, this is forensics and how well you do c... | 3 | 1 | |
1424923238 | 1424923695 | t3_2x72l4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | redhotchilitekkers: TIFU by riding my scooter to class
This happened a while back but I just got on Reddit recently and thought y'all would appreciate this story.
I woke up late that morning, and absolutely had to make it to class because I had a quiz. And I missed the last two quizzes in that class because they're un... | 3 | 1 | |
1424923813 | 1424925826 | t3_2x73p1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheOnlyDoctor_Who: Tifu by flipping my dad the bird
I was on the bus and I saw a car behind me and decided to flip it off being a stupid 15 year old what I didn't realize was that my dad was with a friend and that it was him in the car.He gave me a good talk for that
The_Doctalex: Go into your T.A.R.D.I.S and go back t... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1424923525 | 1425089338 | t3_2x735r | t5_2to41 | 9 | PM_ME_CSGO_KEYS: TIFU by trying to be a good citizen
Ok guys this happened today and it's kind of a long story but bear with me.
Ok so it all started yesterday in English class (I'm in tenth grade English). We had a sub and a worksheet was due at the end of the period. I was sitting in my desk working on the grammar wo... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1424925941 | 1424926728 | t3_2x77mp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by waxing
Mandatory this happened three minutes ago.
So today I was in bed, bored, watching The Office when I remembered I had waxing strips. I decided I should try to wax my lady area because why not I have nothing else to do. Did two strips and had tears in my eyes. Got distracted by tv and food and ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424925908 | 1424960871 | t3_2x77kg | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by cooking eggs
TotallyNotARedditAcc: You got over eggcited.
makeroombafoon: Not an eggcelent way to die
Powoo: Sounds like you had an eggsplosion eggcident.
| 4 | 3.5 | |
1424926957 | 1424927964 | t3_2x79fz | t5_2to41 | 21 | Kucifus: TIFU by getting myself locked into my own apartment
TIFU reddit. Setting the scene: I live in China, I work for an English school, my job has odd hours, usually starting at 1PM and finishing at 9PM. I live with my girlfriend, her work is from 10AM to 7PM.
My girlfriend had the morning shift today, she left wh... | 7 | 3 | |
1424927542 | 1424930447 | t3_2x7agq | t5_2to41 | 15 | wifewithalife: TIFU with watermelon
Today, I fucked up.
**Back story:** My roommate is Nigerian. I hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and during my childhood, the only non-white folk around were presumed to be Packer players and/or their families.
**Today**, my good friend, a veteran who is much more culturally suave t... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1424927928 | 1424983550 | t3_2x7b4p | t5_2to41 | 114 | serotonin_reuptake: TIFU by wanting my SO to brush his teeth with Oreo cream.
So this happened in the morning and i'm STILL gagging. Alright a little background: my SO and i have a thing where we'd prank each other. Small ones, nothing too harmful.
Yesterday after procuring a huge value pack carton of double-stuffed O... | 3 | 38 | |
1424929690 | 1424933044 | t3_2x7dwt | t5_2to41 | 4 | isthisur: TIFU. I received a wrongly sent text message from THE Girl...
(Beginning of this story can be long.)
In Korea, everyone goes crazy about learning English. Whether you are poor or rich, everyone wants to learn. I was a lucky one to live in the States for 8 years. Because I lived aboard for a long time, I didn... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1424929748 | 1424934739 | t3_2x7e01 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Bruhuha: TIFU by trying to organize a school walkout
TIFU by trying to organize a school walkout. It started in my first period class. My teacher started a heated discussion about the PARCC test. She was for the test , while a lot of other students and I were against it. So I decide to do something. I began to organize... | 7 | 1 | |
1424921282 | 1424975956 | t3_2x6yrx | t5_2to41 | 5 | ClarkWayneBruceKent: TIFU by not going over to a friends to eat ice cream
The fuck up took place about a year ago when is was 17. I was at the park with one of my friends when i got a text from one of my ex-girlfriends who was way out of my league when we dated and is still way out of my league now and I still had feel... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424930687 | 1424984194 | t3_2x7fhx | t5_2to41 | 1 | breadkwanda1: TIFU by catfishing an 11 year old
This happened when I was 16. I'm now 25.
So in 2006 the show the Surreal Life was on Vh1, the season where Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielson hook up and it's awkward. Anyway, there was an episode where kids come in that probably belong to a rock school type of thing and o... | 9 | 0.111111 | |
1424928644 | 1425047337 | t3_2x7c9v | t5_2to41 | 1,107 | AnUnlikelyOutcome: TIFU by touching her sausage.
**Warning:** Long story -- *I promise it's worth it*
This all happened about 6 hour ago.
Today was the weekly lab session for my food science course, which is really just a glorified cooking course. This week, we were going to be making homemade sausage from scratch.... | 11 | 100.636364 | |
1424932493 | 1424933365 | t3_2x7iat | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by TIFU. 5 minutes back
elfa82: Hi steveharrry, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by TIFU. 5 minutes back*, has been removed because you have violated one of our rules, which can be located in the sidebar.
This is not a fuck up.
You can see a detailed breakdown of ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424933196 | 1425316805 | t3_2x7jd9 | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by chatting
Much needed throwaway. Before I start, I want to say that this is all true. You can believe me or not believe me, but in the end it doesn't really matter. I had to fall to lose it all, but in the end, it doesn't really matter-er-er.
(Seriously though, this happened in the first week of Jul... | 6 | 6 | |
1424933105 | 1424933957 | t3_2x7j7g | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU and almost got hit by a semi
This fuck up got my ass in line and gave me some perspective. Took a near death experience to do that which shows you how much I needed it. Here I am, working at the same grocery store I have been for three years, cashering and customer servicing day in and day out, begging ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424935385 | 1424973130 | t3_2x7mcn | t5_2to41 | 1,441 | hellorenee: TIFU by not having a lock screen on my phone.
I'm on a throwaway because my ex knows my real account, and I don't want him knowing that this was me.
So, to set the scene, I was working at a fast food joint about a year ago. I had just gotten a new phone, the Note 3, that had a HUGE screen. It did not fit ... | 7 | 205.857143 | |
1424935747 | 1424936325 | t3_2x7muu | t5_2to41 | 9 | Bucks_trickland: TIFU by leaving my phone open after browsing u/nsfw
heretosauce: Uhh...wh-what subreddit was this from?
moshingpandas: Right lol
| 3 | 3 | |
1424931039 | 1424966091 | t3_2x7g11 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Saint453: TIFU by helping my professor
Talking a Political science class because it's required to transfer in Illinois we my professor began discussing the possibility of Hilary Clinton running for president and reasons why she may or may not win. Some guy found his inner feminist and started to argue "why are you brin... | 4 | 2 | |
1424936745 | 1424939832 | t3_2x7o83 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Viloai: TIFU by clicking on someone's Reddit profile. What has been seen may never be unseen.
The_Slad: Oh man up, it's just some fatty nudes.
Walkinix: If you look at it through an academic lens it's not so bad. I learned that fat makes the vagina look smaller by comparison!
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424935329 | 1424955136 | t3_2x7maa | t5_2to41 | 18 | Swagkilla44: TIFU giving my parents my recently purchased weed instead of the bag of coffee.
So I work at a coffee shop one Saturday a month and we get mark outs of coffee each time. My dad texted me and said they needed some for their house, so I grabbed some. Today after work I went off to the dispensary to get som... | 3 | 6 | |
1424939803 | 1424940194 | t3_2x7riw | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by seducing my brother
Long story short, I was high on a certain drug, got horny and pressured him to get high and have sexual relations with me.
We used to be close but now we can't even be near each other.
EzioSC5: [You should let him brush your teeth.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBvZ-GJqjc)... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1424940899 | 1424955362 | t3_2x7sla | t5_2to41 | 3 | AwesomeDiva: TIFU by farting not loudly but deadly
So this happened like 10 minutes ago. To clear things up, i am working out , so i am paying attention on what am i eating and how much am i eating. Yesterday i have accidentally eaten more proteins than i should and if this ever happened to any of you guys, you know t... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1424942207 | 1424982161 | t3_2x7tyy | t5_2to41 | 287 | DarkBass: TIFU by donating plasma.
TotallyNotARedditAcc: I guess you could say. *puts on sunglasses Shit just got real.
JDM_4life: (•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
greeniphone33: YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
| 4 | 71.75 | |
1424911102 | 1424951528 | t3_2x6e86 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ZeisNDice: TIFU by using snap chat
So today I fucked up by trying to send a full body nude to this girl I've been talking to. Normally I'd use my phone camera so I can take a pic without any risk of anyone seeing, but my phone couldn't open it. I then turn to snap chat to save a picture to my gallery. I took a few and ... | 3 | 1 | |
1424941305 | 1424966408 | t3_2x7t09 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a poptart
For my morning tea today I decided to eat a delicious, double chocolate whip poptart. I heated it in the microwave for 10 seconds, then another 5 seconds.
As I bit into my delicious, double chocolate whip poptart, I became rudely aware of how boiling hot it was on the inside.
Now... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1424935071 | 1424952094 | t3_2x7lzw | t5_2to41 | 51 | pop_rock: Tifu thinking a lady was going to valet my car
This actually happened today, this morning I had to go to a hotel for a meeting at 745ish am, my apple maps led me the best way and even though I left my house at 615, when I finally made it the time was 730ish.
I turn into the hotel just like maps says and I fo... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1424939220 | 1425052251 | t3_2x7qz8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | outerspace_p: TIFU by creeping out an old friend of mine
She randomly liked a few of my pictures on instagram and said hi so we had a short conversation.
This is where it's cringy.
As I was scrolling through her profile (with no intention of liking anything) I accidentally liked a picture of her with her boyfriend.... | 4 | 2 | |
1424947051 | 1424949343 | t3_2x7yxc | t5_2to41 | 7 | Nicnivian: TIFU at customer service
This happened about a week ago, but I'm new to actually contributing to reddit.
I work as a manager of the tech department in a retail store.
As I was walking down through the camera section I notice two people there so I go over to see if I can help.
"Hi, guys! Can I give you a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1424949055 | 1424967560 | t3_2x80wb | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my insecurity ruin my chance with a girl
I've always been my own biggest enemy. Today I let my insecurity absolutely ruin my chance with a girl I've been in love with for some time. She's been putting up with it for some time, but today enough was enough.
Fuck.
purespringwater: So what happen... | 10 | 1.7 | |
1424951452 | 1424962612 | t3_2x83ct | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my coworker's $2000 TV
It sounds ridiculous because it is but I will give more context here. If you don't want it and you just want to read what happened, skip below the line.
I work for a small gaming media publication. We've been having a hard time finding good writers lately but we manag... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1424952247 | 1426358751 | t3_2x849i | t5_2to41 | 2,179 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling an answer machine I broke my neck
Just to preface this, I didn't break my neck.
This happened 2 days ago.
I was at the gym after 4 hour service at my culinary school/restaurant, burning off all the shit I ate that day when somehow I pinched a nerve in my neck. Now I was pretty scared, could... | 15 | 145.266667 | |
1424951921 | 1424953881 | t3_2x83w2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my dog out the house
Sorry if my writing skills are all fucked up.
So this is December 17th, I'm home on leave and I'm enjoying myself. Doing what I do best while home, I get trashed with my friends. Later that night I decide I'm going to get another tattoo to finish up my arm. I open the ga... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1424949824 | 1425074630 | t3_2x81ms | t5_2to41 | 152 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting clean balls
This happened a while ago but...
My wife is in labour with our first child. She had been induced at 10am. It's now around 11pm and I feel like I stink. The room we're in has a sink and there is a bathroom that serves our room and the room next door. I go to the sink and decide to... | 6 | 25.333333 | |
1424954630 | 1424967521 | t3_2x8730 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Illistnoise: TIFU by getting too upset with my girlfriend.
This has been happening over the past few months I suppose but the last straw was last week. Long story short: Was with my GF for about a year. When it started I was unsure of what I wanted, which should have meant us not getting together – but we did. Througho... | 6 | 2 | |
1424954209 | 1424975494 | t3_2x86kp | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to swallow a tablet
This happened about 20 minutes ago and I'm still trying to recover. I've never really been the best at taking tablets and half the time almost choke to death, so I have to really concentrate to swallow the stupid things.
So there I am, mouthful of water, just as I put the... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1424955773 | 1424978635 | t3_2x88m1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | TheOperaCar: TIFU By looking on my ex's phone.
So my ex and I split up over New Years, almost got back together shortly after and then abruptly didn't. She developed something for another guy and slept with him for a few weeks while he was in town. Her and I have tried to be friends, but I'm honestly still too jealous ... | 6 | 2 | |
1424956002 | 1424979416 | t3_2x88xx | t5_2to41 | 6 | Gondoman: TIFU by flipping off a cop
So today on the morning commute, I was driving along in the left lane as I usually do, because I find I get the best mileage because I don't have to constantly change my speed. I was going along at around 70 when suddenly I look in my rear view mirror and this van is really close be... | 3 | 2 | |
1424956455 | 1424967013 | t3_2x89l4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | madmatttt: TIFU by trying to put cash cash into the card slot of an ATM.
IS-BE: ATMs don't take your cash.. That's what banks are for!
ATMs are primarily used to withdraw cash, and some of them allow you to check your bank statements.
If you're looking for someone to take your money however, drop me a message!
Voyag... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1424956716 | 1424993449 | t3_2x89x3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | zzsleep: TIFU by taking half a day off.
I work at a factory about 15 km from home as a procesoperator. Today was the last morning shift and I really wasn't feeling like it. So I decided to take half a day off so I can enjoy the rest of my day. I have no car so I have to take the public transportation everyday. Here is ... | 4 | 5 | |
1424955485 | 1425003924 | t3_2x8885 | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by pouring maximum stength medicated 1% Menthol Gold bond podwer down my underwear.
So I've been having some swamp crotch issues lately, and I heard putting Gold Bond down there does the trick.
I only had one type of bottle so I gave that area a little pour over before I zipped my pants. 5 minutes la... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1424958133 | 1424969551 | t3_2x8bxp | t5_2to41 | 4 | mrmoose42: TIFU by saying, "I did your mom".
lonleystar: I did ur m0m op :)
mrmoose42: Tell your mom not to forget the handcuffs :)
mrmoose42: And your moms money is on the table.
| 4 | 1 | |
1424960100 | 1424961357 | t3_2x8f0a | t5_2to41 | 5 | tmama1: TIFU by being a racist at work
My job isn't hard but part of it is customer service. We serve alcohol but can't serve drunks, and must be as friendly as possible at all times.
I'm fairly new but there has always been one regular who I know by name. He's a Sudanese man, always talking with a thick accent. Talk... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424961487 | 1424965379 | t3_2x8hbd | t5_2to41 | 7 | the_sweetest_fetus: TIFU having a cup collection
onascaleoffunto10: The 7up went down. Anything go up afterward?
the_sweetest_fetus: No?
onascaleoffunto10: You're naked, covered in soda. I thought maybe things segued into something interesting. I'll just pull myself out of the gutter just about now.
the_sweetest_fetus... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424961191 | 1425010145 | t3_2x8gs5 | t5_2to41 | 6,128 | bigtimegoof: TIFU by pretending to be a home invader (in my own home)
My housemate and I have been friends for ~20 years, and constantly prank each other.
Early this morning I quietly came home from my overnight shift and heard him in his bedroom. Knowing he was home without him knowing I was home was the perfect opp... | 11 | 557.090909 | |
1424962267 | 1424990949 | t3_2x8iq2 | t5_2to41 | 1,008 | Chiefmon: TIFU by being sounding hilariously racist.
I have, on a multitude of occasions, sounded unintentionally racist. This one takes the cake, and I'm not sure if I can ever go back to that particular coffee shop ever again.
So, I'm sort of casually seeing this girl. She's pretty awesome and flirtatious, and we me... | 8 | 126 | |
1424963799 | 1424985509 | t3_2x8lmc | t5_2to41 | 3 | SmaugsFavoritePotato: TIFU by attending the house party of my drug abusing uni friend
Somethingtoknow: You should have bailed WAY sooner.
SmaugsFavoritePotato: Tried to dude :( didn't want to leave my two friends I was with. They wanted to stick it out to see if anything improved. I also considered sleeping it rough i... | 3 | 1 | |
1424964943 | 1424988844 | t3_2x8nwd | t5_2to41 | 101 | wowco: TIFU by eating a KFC twister
flounderflound: I avoid KFC like the plague because this is my typical reaction to anything there - I'm not sure why. That said, I do fine with Taco Bell. I'm weird, I know.
wallyworld96: There is not another food chain that turns my guts inside out like the succulent chicken from K... | 8 | 12.625 |
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