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1424965414 | 1424979868 | t3_2x8ov4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | dementedeye: TIFU by being asked to download something
EatMoreCupcakesNow: Your brother is an entitled brat. Throwing a temper tantrum just because something that takes a few hours to download didn't download? He shouldn't be playing that game if he gets upset that easily.
dementedeye: He is a mardy arse, he's the emb... | 4 | 2 | |
1424966005 | 1424988393 | t3_2x8q0n | t5_2to41 | 15 | velvety123: TIFU by deleting 5 years of notes and research work
I like to make sure I have a backup of all my notes and codes that I use for research. That's why I put everything in dropbox. I figured that with one copy on my laptop, and another on dropbox, I would be covered if I ever lose my laptop.
Well, for those... | 3 | 5 | |
1424966228 | 1424972266 | t3_2x8qje | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a picture of my girlfriend in doggy style
fatsupreme: What does your brown dick have to do with the pic looking like she's doing a bump of coke?
JustinEy: Lol Dump*
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424966104 | 1424992108 | t3_2x8q8v | t5_2to41 | 28 | PascoeDestructo: TIFU by Dominance
My father always said to me "Kid, if you didn't have bad luck, you wouldn't have any at all."
I'm one of those almost 30 types that moved back in with their parents and have absolutely no real direction in life. I think I want to be a chef.
Anyway, as of late, I've been very unlucky... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1424960967 | 1424976740 | t3_2x8gfx | t5_2to41 | 23 | JustABritishMidget: TIFU by opening Tumblr on a bus
It's a cold, rainy day in England, and I'm on a very packed bus. About 10 minutes ago I tried to open an app on my phone, and (presumably because of the wet screen) my phone decided to open Tumblr instead. Needless to say I follow a few, shall we say, explicit account... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1424965933 | 1425037717 | t3_2x8pv8 | t5_2to41 | 310 | BenjiBenjiB: TIFU by shuffling slowly in public with a look of sheer terror on my face, making incoherent squealing noises, and occasionally stopping to hop forcefully on one leg or intensely shake my entire body. All because I wanted to look good.
Having recently bought some new clothes, I decided that today was a goo... | 5 | 62 | |
1424967578 | 1424969002 | t3_2x8tem | t5_2to41 | 8 | Zekthros: TIFU by not doing my job
One of my responsibilities at work is to maintain a pair of laptops so they can be used at a moments notice by anyone that is on a short list. What this means is twice a week I log into the encryption, log into windows, make sure the computer gets the weekly patches then restart the c... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1424968210 | 1424989227 | t3_2x8ur0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | JakonAndEggs: TIFU by eating pine nuts
So, in May I am getting married. In preparation for said wedding, I am also dieting. This week, I decided to pick up some healthier foods which I could snack on. After reading another post about healthy food which can be snacked on continuously, I decided I was going to purchase s... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1424968765 | 1424973894 | t3_2x8vyk | t5_2to41 | 12 | tobeytobes_: TIFU by trying to take a break
Dear Reddit, Today I fucked up by trying to take a break
See this is how it is, I’m a 20 year old college student who lives at home, the last 3 days at college has been absolute hell because of finals in preparation for the summer exams so I’ve been really stressed and busy,... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1424965415 | 1425056294 | t3_2x8ov9 | t5_2to41 | 378 | CucumberBear: TIFU by playing with a phone at Walmart.
So, my girlfriend and I are walking around in Walmart because she needed a new iPhone charger/case. We get to the electronic section and we go our separate ways to browse. I noticed the Samsung Galaxy S5 and was very intrested in it. Let me tell you first, I have a... | 6 | 63 | |
1424970830 | 1424971317 | t3_2x90ng | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU: by choosing to see my ex instead of staying with my best friend
the backstory might be a bit boring but I'll try to sum it up:
**Best friend backstory**: I'm best friend with a girl, probably 5/6 years, and she had some issue with her dad sometimes and she likes to come at my house or his bf house to... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424970663 | 1424974667 | t3_2x908y | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my debit card to make an online purchase
Yesterday, really is when it started. I bought some things online. I usually use my credit card to do so, but we are reaching our credit limit. The credit card was on my desk. The debit card was in my purse. When I grabbed the debit card, I immediately t... | 3 | 2 | |
1424971472 | 1425032853 | t3_2x926a | t5_2to41 | 8 | ibuyshirtsonebay: TIFU and this always seems to happen to me...
So I'm sitting on the John, and midway through my "business" I realize I'm out of toilet paper. As I'm writing this I'm contemplating on what I should do. Any ideas?
Broomizo: No one to help... You got socks?
Dirtybiscuits: An undershirt would work too I s... | 4 | 2 | |
1424972804 | 1425011626 | t3_2x959y | t5_2to41 | 34 | PerogieGenie: TIFU by eating the chicken breast from hell
Technically this was last night but it shall suffice.
I went out last night with my SO and for some reason decided to get the spicey, extremely hot chicken breast called the Firebird. Im usually pretty good with hot food but man..this thing was on fire. Emphas... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1424968331 | 1425005791 | t3_2x8v1b | t5_2to41 | 17 | bigdaddyswag: TIFU By Keeping My Car Keys in My Hoodie Front Pocket *NWS*
First time posting here hopefully didn't break any rules (not sure if this is nsfw or not...uh...let me know if i blew it)
so it wasnt today, it was last night. but. last night i play paddle (platform tennis, the winter outdoor sport of the midw... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1424971699 | 1425010943 | t3_2x92pw | t5_2to41 | 153 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a frozen lady
So we have an old family friend visiting our house. My dad had a roommate 25 years ago, who got married to a total bitch, and well she’s at our house right now. The roommate is a pastor now, and she is now the pastor’s bitchy wife.
This morning, she was talking about her h... | 7 | 21.857143 | |
1424972771 | 1425054012 | t3_2x9570 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking orange squash
Okay, so my daughter loves orange squash, she drinks it constantly, (I'm not sure if it's called the same in America) It's like Orange concentrate, where you're supposed to water it down.
Anyway yesterday I was browsing Youtube and there was a 'life hack' video where they reco... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424973554 | 1424973911 | t3_2x972l | t5_2to41 | 4 | gotrektbytrolling: Tifu by trolling
amansingh0118: I'm sorry but that's not a fuck up, you're the fucked up one for doing that. That's really not cool at all in a joking way or not....
gotrektbytrolling: I'm not saying it's cool, I'm admitting that I fucked up by trolling
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424965289 | 1425097983 | t3_2x8oli | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a middle school kid to get in my van.
To set the scene I'm 27 female with 4 step kids and drive an old mini van.
I leave to go pick up my nephew from his school and he comes out late for whatever reason and gets into the back of the van because he likes the space. To avoid the awful traffic ... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1424973644 | 1425049591 | t3_2x97al | t5_2to41 | 175 | beachboy1513: TIFU by saving myself from embarrassment.
Well this happened about 5 minutes ago.
I work at an engineering facility, and my job is basically sit at a computer all day and design shit. In my office area, there are probably 100 cubicles, everyone ranging from customer service to what I do.
Well today was... | 5 | 35 | |
1424902307 | 1424976947 | t3_2x5ui2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a homeless woman to get a job...technically.
TIFU....This happened about an hour ago, but to start off, I've worked at a little Lebanese restaurant for 2 years, and we've had a number of needy people over this time come in to ask for help, most just looking for a place to find Halal food and ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1424973064 | 1424980780 | t3_2x95wg | t5_2to41 | 4 | GreyjoyKilljoy: TIFU by opening RedTube at work, when I meant to open up reddit
featured_spectre: >Simple mistake. To open reddit, I typically type "re" then hit the down arrow once. Voila! a wild reddit appeared.
Even reddit at work is a bad idea.
>On this occasion, I typed in "re" then hit the down arrow... | 4 | 1 | |
1424977811 | 1425068015 | t3_2x9h1w | t5_2to41 | 62 | clayman247: TIFU by making paint
So a little background. I'm 19/m working at Walmart and I work in electronics. So if you work in this department, management thinks you should know how to do everything. I've worked here for about a year now and I know quite a bit and basically know how to do everything but lack the ski... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1424918850 | 1425025550 | t3_2x6txx | t5_2to41 | 6 | kewee123: TIFU by accidentally telling a racist joke.
Today I fucked up. I was in my economics class and we were talking about current events. So one of my classmates asked why ISIS is more important to the U.S. than Mexico and their drug cartels. I immediately blurt out after she asked that question, "Because they're ... | 3 | 2 | |
1424977562 | 1425085268 | t3_2x9ggn | t5_2to41 | 71 | Cleverparadox: TIFU by posting something funny to reddit.
February 16 I posted to r/cringepics a screenshot from Facebook about an acquaintance naming her twins. She had chosen names that aren't all that common and also that had the Khardashian effect (intentionally spelled differently from the traditional). Her gran... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1424972032 | 1424982040 | t3_2x93gu | t5_2to41 | 78 | nickolasjt: TIFU by hitting a kid in the head with a golf ball
Okay, so before I begin this happened in high school.
I was on the golf team and high school, and currently play for a college, so I wasn't a terrible golfer in high school. I'm not saying this to sound conceited, because it is important in the story.
We... | 3 | 26 | |
1424978489 | 1424979787 | t3_2x9inm | t5_2to41 | -20 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my date where she fit on the Autism Scale
First off, I've gone on dates with people that have high functioning autism before, I'm a little weird myself I find them a bit quirky at most, and personally I don't see it as a disability so much as unique traits.
So I was on a date recently with a ... | 15 | -1.333333 | |
1424973682 | 1424989193 | t3_2x97eg | t5_2to41 | 27 | Ihavesmallintestines: TIFU by pretending I've known someone my whole life.
This happened last night at ~11:20pm, close enough.
So I use this dating app in order to meet people for casual dating/talking because I get bored and don't know a lot of people in the area to go out with. Sometimes I'll just message guys rand... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1424978769 | 1425061403 | t3_2x9jah | t5_2to41 | 44 | ithrewthisout: TIFU and found out the girl I've been hooking up with has a boyfriend
Throwaway for obvious reasons. So unlike the norm of this sub, all of this just happened today and last night. I recently met this girl lets call her Katie, I like that name. anyways I'm starting to really get into Katie, she's really ... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1424979003 | 1424990017 | t3_2x9jt1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | WhatsDentalInsurance: Tifu by trying to get laid before work
Drak_is_Right: Blame the person who was picking you up. You can milk your car being repaired probably 1 more time.
Kraligor: And he wasn't able to call his boss all the time? Yea, sure.
Most people tend to honor honesty more than one would think.
WhatsDent... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1424980747 | 1425009455 | t3_2x9nw0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | the_only_harris: TIFU by cleaning my phone
So this actually happened last night. Oh well.
So it was my first time back at the gym in a couple months. I used to go pretty frequently but as of lately have been far too busy with work.
As I'm leaving I'm feeling pretty damn good and pleased that I actually pushed my sel... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1424981025 | 1425051306 | t3_2x9oix | t5_2to41 | 257 | redditssexiestguy: TIFU by making a whole class of 6 year old orphans realize they were orphans.
This happened a few months back but still makes me want to punch my head repeatedly when I remember it. A little background for this.
My school was planning a one day thing where a bunch of tenth graders were supposed to ... | 5 | 51.4 | |
1424980871 | 1425018374 | t3_2x9o6l | t5_2to41 | 43 | ghan13: TIFU by eating salty chips and drinking too much water
This was a very long time ago. When I was about 12-13 years old and this event still haunts me to this day.
To start, let me get some background info in, so this whole thing doesn't get confusing. This happened when I was about 12 years old. I was a pretty... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1424982139 | 1425079824 | t3_2x9r1y | t5_2to41 | 1,268 | BeamMeUpHarry: TIFU guys, my life is over.
So i started at my new internship this week. Great place, great colleagues, just about a perfect workplace. After a long day at the office i finally made it back home. This is where the fuck up happened.
Immediately when I got home I felt that I was gonna fart. I'm a fucking ... | 9 | 140.888889 | |
1424983140 | 1425007242 | t3_2x9tcq | t5_2to41 | 14 | redsocks246: TIFU by texting my girlfriend pretending to be an EMT
So this actually happened a while back and to this day I still get a kick out of it, but I'm the only one who does.
So I was at the park with my girlfriend at the time, she worked for our county softball league so I was able to go out there and hang wi... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1424983415 | 1424986316 | t3_2x9tz4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | coleus: TIFU by drinking my own piss
TheTroll_Toll: I love those videos of chicks holding their mouths open and being human toilets it's so fucking hot was your experience anything like that?
AksK17: Do you need pictures...for science?
TheTroll_Toll: For my scientist friend
AksK17: Ah...I see. You heard the man OP.
| 5 | 1.4 | |
1424984263 | 1424987426 | t3_2x9vvb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my friend send my little sister nude pics
machonacho831: Charlie!!!!! I found you on reddit o.0
Ptdoughnut: Well luckily this account seems like it was a throw-away
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424984527 | 1424990969 | t3_2x9wi6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | EchoLimaDelta: TIFU by shutting my door for 15 minutes, and ending my Dads relationship
The Backstory:
I've lived in Oklahoma most of my life with my Mom, and just moved into my dad and stepmothers place in upstate NY about 6 months ago. In this story we'll call her Gina. They've been together since I was about 7, and... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1424983915 | 1424986331 | t3_2x9v4q | t5_2to41 | 22 | MindlessMe13: TIFU by spilling 15+ ounces of coffee into my gaming computer.
Details first. Computer is a self built gaming rig valued at about $2,500.00 and used for gaming, streaming, etc. Also just bought a new 16Gb Ram kit a week ago.
Today I was attempting to wrap up some reviews for our site and do some reco... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1424984807 | 1424994586 | t3_2x9x5x | t5_2to41 | 2 | zintegy: TIFU by bailing off my board
So I'm going down a slight hill on the road in a neighborhood, not going too fast but not slow enough to stop on the spot. I see a woman just in front of me walk out into the street, so I bailed off my board, not wanting to collide into her. I tried to angle my board so when I bail... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424984955 | 1424986272 | t3_2x9xir | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by my water heater being broken, now I look like Hitler.
This just happened not 20 minutes ago. Being a man who grows a lot of facial hair it is my right, nay my duty to sculpt my man locks into hilarious styles as I shave.. Basically I started with full handle bars that connected to my burns, then deta... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1424985949 | 1425017922 | t3_2x9zud | t5_2to41 | 155 | LaptopPooper: TIFU by barging into the bathroom
I have a very internet dependent family. I have a laptop and pc, my mom has a pc for work related use, but my younger sister doesn't have a laptop, so she occasionally uses my laptop when I don't need it. We live in a house with 2 bathrooms and they come with those [locks... | 5 | 31 | |
1424986409 | 1425007217 | t3_2xa0xb | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking around in my dads closet
so (yesterday) I was just really bored after getting home from school, didn't want to do homework, and decided to go to parts of my house I don't usually go to. The only place I thought of was my dads closet. So I went upstairs and was looking around. Big mistake. Tur... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1424986401 | 1425235713 | t3_2xa0wl | t5_2to41 | 9 | DrDeegz: TIFU by playing with a quarter
So I drove to my old High school to visit a teacher, my friend was taking way to long to meet me there. Naturally I found some change in my cup holder and was just flipping it and messing around being bored. I for the life of my don't know why, but i stuck the quarter in between ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1424986684 | 1425071873 | t3_2xa1j3 | t5_2to41 | 164 | housefirefox: TIFU by falling asleep watching Seinfeld
After a lively game of Settlers of Cataan and a few beers I decided to go home and make my self some post game grub. While waiting on my tuna melts and cinnamon toast (couldn't decided which to make so I went with both) to get nice and golden in the oven, I put a p... | 7 | 23.428571 | |
1424988808 | 1425046392 | t3_2xa6ee | t5_2to41 | 5 | 4oursword: TIFU by insulting the French.
So me and some friends are at university. Sat in a computer room , we're discussing the prospects of starting a Pirate Society (lots of drinking and stupid hats). One member of the group doesn't really think about what he says, and we usually play along unless it's really offens... | 5 | 1 | |
1424989533 | 1424990915 | t3_2xa82n | t5_2to41 | 0 | techno-Zen: TIFU by saying "Love you" to my boss after a telephone meeting
Spent all morning talking to my girlfriend who is going through some hard times at work. Always say "Love you" before hanging up.
Not sure if my boss noticed, but i'm definitely not going to bring it up! :|
trollaweigh: tl;dr
techno-Zen: wat
| 3 | 0 | |
1424987860 | 1424999667 | t3_2xa45l | t5_2to41 | 6 | Limitless08: TIFU by not wearing my uniform
This happened today. I attend high school and as it is a catholic school, we need to wear a uniform daily. Today was an occasion where we could wear pink shirts in order to support anti bullying. I found out that I could wear a pink shirt at the last second before I left, so ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424991728 | 1424992416 | t3_2xad1n | t5_2to41 | 1 | baboofei: TIFU by randomly calling a girl a cunt
iliketowearhoodies: > How the fuck am I supposed to know it's so offensive.
Well, if you have no idea what it means then maybe just don't say it.
baboofei: Well but it's everywhere on Reddit eh?
iliketowearhoodies: If your logic is that it's on Reddit so it must b... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1424989738 | 1424994193 | t3_2xa8iu | t5_2to41 | 21 | la_princessa: TIFU by trying to explain Schrödinger's cat to a cat lover...
BlackCaaaaat: You might have lost a friend, or gained one.
catsnstuffz: bro i see you everywhere, especially on cat posts, i think we should be friends. until then ill just assume we are and arent
BlackCaaaaat: I am a cat. In a box. Am I ali... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1424989788 | 1425000498 | t3_2xa8n7 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Nochhits: TIFU by making someone with dwarfism cry
I'm a 6'3" male and I am not very socially cabable. I tend to laugh at Inappropriate times and I fail to respond normally to usual social cues. Anyway, today I was walking to class and people were forcing themselves through the doors of the lecture hall. This one kind ... | 5 | 5 | |
1424991867 | 1425071584 | t3_2xadcw | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by confronting my bully (LONG POST)
(Removed) :/
Kraligor: > Btw i have told my form tutor that i have felt uncomfortable with certain students (i didn't name them) in my class. He said if i told him the names he would confront them but i said no, cause it would make the situation worse.
How exactly... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1424992800 | 1424995065 | t3_2xafcv | t5_2to41 | 7 | lowercasebestcase: TIFU by eating cheese
T_Dumbsford: Sorry, removed per rule 2.
lowercasebestcase: :?
T_Dumbsford: > Unoriginal and non-noteworthy posts will be removed.
lowercasebestcase: Oh well, it is sort of noteworthy. I mean I fucked up by eating cheese while laughing.
lowercasebestcase: I've done that bef... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1424995101 | 1425002909 | t3_2xak73 | t5_2to41 | 9 | QuisEs99: TIFU by drinking too much protein
TIFU. (Obligatory *this actually did happen today, a few hours ago in fact*) So let me start this off by saying I'm a pretty serious weight lifter in that I work out religiously and like to push myself hard. I stick to a very regimented diet and this includes supplementing in... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1424990822 | 1424997445 | t3_2xaazr | t5_2to41 | 96 | hippiechick1241: TIFU by giving my honey the wrong pills
This actually happened Monday but wasn't realized until yesterday.
Monday morning while I was getting ready for work my honey asked for a heartburn pill. Being in a rush I glanced into my med bag a grabbed a blister pack of the pink "heartburn" pills. I told him... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1424996107 | 1424997477 | t3_2xameb | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Looking At This Terrifying Figurine.
thehostilehobo: ??
JustifiedBlade: Dude. The face is fucked up.
thehostilehobo: Not really. It's not great, but not worth writing a TUFU...
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1424993857 | 1425039247 | t3_2xahio | t5_2to41 | 9 | hungryfox77: TIFU by being a snitch.
A bit of background I'm a guy in high school and I fuck up A LOT. Like today for instance. This was a few hours ago when a good friend (let's call her Mary) of mine told me that they really hate one of my best friends, (let's call this friend Wendy) I know Wendy from depression and ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1424997317 | 1425082089 | t3_2xaoy4 | t5_2to41 | 467 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking into an all girls high school (I'm a 30 yr old man)
So a little background. I am getting my PhD at Portland State University in Oregon. The campus at PSU is located downtown and covers several city blocks. As you probably know, it also rains a lot here. Well today, as I was walking toward my ... | 11 | 42.454545 | |
1424996181 | 1425021514 | t3_2xamjm | t5_2to41 | 5 | SuperiorBruh: TIFU by frying my Motherboard.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
I didn't wear a Anti static bracelet or anything, changed cooler on CPU, CMOS is broken, I think I fried it and possible everything else.
Going to be around $300 to replace it all.
SingleStepper: Why on Earth would you change a CPU cooler?
Wizywi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1424997921 | 1425012201 | t3_2xaq5n | t5_2to41 | 169 | technobarry: TIFU by cheating on a test.
So my statistics midterm was today, and in preparation I wrote just a couple quick formulas and ways to calculate populations that I always forget on the palm of my hand. Strictly speaking, that is definitely cheating.
Anyhow, during the test, there was a long period of time wh... | 7 | 24.142857 | |
1424998101 | 1425005610 | t3_2xaqjr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going golfing (Not funny in the slightest, unless you have a wicked mind)
Bit of a backstory... I was diagnosed with High Functioning autism at the age of 13. Ever since I have been in special ed programs for two periods a day despite having autism to such a slight degree that I shouldn't have to be ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424997916 | 1424998963 | t3_2xaq5e | t5_2to41 | 6 | OnyxEcho: TIFU by hitting my brother in the head with a golf club.
It was years ago, but anyways: Me and my brother loved to hit golf balls a lot as kids. Usually we'd hit a whole bucket of them our grandpa would pick up from a flea market that sells them.
We also usually hit them at our grandpas farm. Well we were at... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1424994723 | 1425003499 | t3_2xajdv | t5_2to41 | 2 | gerald1: TIFU by playing taboo and now my parents they think I'm a delinquent.
After reading a [Taboo related post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2wa13e/tifu_playing_taboo_with_my_family_slightly_nsfw/) a week back I decided to write down my own Taboo related fuck-up.
This particular fuck-up happened 2 years a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1424978713 | 1425070993 | t3_2x9j6f | t5_2to41 | 25 | Tamhvm: TIFU by eating a lollipop too intensely
Hey everyone. Today was a kinda weird day at work, but it suddenly became a day of shame after what I just did.
After my lunch, I usually have a little candy before I brush my teeth. Today I decided to have a lollipop, because there was this new flavor I hadn't tried yet... | 5 | 5 | |
1425000852 | 1425002875 | t3_2xawb0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jendoren: TIFU by defending myself.
Unfortunately this happened at the end of August 2014, but only now have I been comfortable posting anything about it.
I used to be a RA at my college (Resident Assistant) until the end of the first week of the school. Thursday night of that week myself and thee other RAs were walki... | 5 | 1 | |
1424997836 | 1425026443 | t3_2xapzh | t5_2to41 | 3,079 | cyberslammer: TIFU because of Nutella
This happened awhile ago, but though I should share it with you.
So I have a habit of coming up with some outrageous ideas but never acting on them unless I’m high as a kite….but today I royally fucked up because I acted on one sober…
Everyone knows those little Nutella snack pac... | 10 | 307.9 | |
1425000867 | 1425067352 | t3_2xawc6 | t5_2to41 | 27 | JuanTheBeast51: TIFU by going out of town with the team.
This happened earlier today with my high school basketball team. We went to practice at an arena a few hours out of town, because it seemed like a good experience.
We get there, lace up, yknow. Practice goes for about an hour and a half, we change up, the usual.... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1425002068 | 1425107871 | t3_2xayqr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming late to my work, trusting people and eating breakfast.
Well all of this happened last summer in the warehouse where I work. To give you a little background am an order picker for a wig company. My shift began at 9 o'clock but I showed by 9:07 (I was late.... well am always late, ever since I w... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1425002978 | 1425008639 | t3_2xb0lb | t5_2to41 | 19 | restless_oblivion: TIFU by forgetting my house keys. I have locked outside since 2a.m and now it's 5a.m
I really need to take a shit. And it's cold. My brother and his wife who live above me have their phones off cause of shitty reception. And the guy who lives in my house (my brother's driver) is really into what I ca... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1425001176 | 1425008367 | t3_2xawzc | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to explain my relationship with my best friend to a grown woman.
I'm a 25yr old male. Before today I never really questioned an aspect of my life. That aspect being my best friend. For the last 22 years we've remained nearly inseparable. This has always been a given in the circles we tread. Af... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1424976680 | 1425012957 | t3_2x9edl | t5_2to41 | 5 | TubbyFlubby: TIFU of how I thought a random person was my friend.
Me and my friend have this inside joke, don't ask, but we just touch each others shoulder and keep it there for a little bit while looking them dead in the eyes and saying "Scooby Doo"
While walking to my first class on campus, I thought I saw my friend... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425007503 | 1428599126 | t3_2xb9q9 | t5_2to41 | 4,093 | BigStickOSalami: TIFU by stalking a girl.
SO there is this girl that frequents the gym I go to. Every other day at 8:30pm I see her up there. Its usually her, me, and like 2 other dudes. Anyways tonight was just us two. I started one of my last 2 exercises (weighted pistol squats) and she goes out of her way and says "... | 15 | 272.866667 | |
1425008362 | 1425087958 | t3_2xbbgf | t5_2to41 | 8 | Dasliderhozen: TIFU by being young, drunk and stupid.
As required, this didn't happen today, but rather this past weekend.
I'm a long time lurker and find this subreddit hilarious. I hope I am doing this all correctly. I decided that it's time I share my fuck up after a night at my friend's (let's call him Tex) house... | 4 | 2 | |
1424722012 | 1425041279 | t3_2wwmd6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | timmytron: TIFU by Flipping Off the CFO.
So it's a regular day at the hotel I work at. I'm a reservations manager for a big hotel in my town. My underlings were working for the Activities Department at the time making a Mardi Gras float attachment, while I was answering the phone. No problem. Chief Float Master, who is... | 3 | 1 | |
1425007751 | 1425063213 | t3_2xba8z | t5_2to41 | 16 | GraphiteBlimp: TIFU by leaving my PS Vita on top of my car.
Here I am getting my daughters in my car, juggling a diaper bag in the process being Michael "Mr. Mom" *fucking* Keaton, and my dumbass decides to rest my $250 PS Vita with none other than PERSONA FUCKING 4 IN THE DAMN THING! I retraced all my steps and even w... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1425010624 | 1425013360 | t3_2xbfu6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | cab757: TIFU By thinking I got dumped.
So this is currently happening as we speak.
My girlfriend is freaking out at me right now because I changed my relationship status on Facebook to single. Yesterday she pretty much dumped me saying she can't do this anymore because she is stressed out over going to college and le... | 3 | 3 | |
1425001274 | 1425086414 | t3_2xax6j | t5_2to41 | 8 | Maxed2k0: TIFU for trying to have fun with a corvette and almost killing a deer and the arm of my friend.
So this hapenned 2 years ago, I work in a GM garage with my friend, we mostly wash cars and put them in the garage courtyard as a side job so we often get to drive some pretty exotic and modified cars. This rich g... | 4 | 2 | |
1425010175 | 1425012531 | t3_2xbez1 | t5_2to41 | 1 | farmerdaniel: TIFU by not remembering what a speculum is
I was helping and elderly friend of my mothers pack to move because her husband has ALS and is going into a care facility. The lady asked me if I could help her move "all the speculums". I think 'what did she just say?" Did she say specimens or speculums?" Becau... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1425012984 | 1425144583 | t3_2xbk58 | t5_2to41 | 3 | PartyPeoples: TIFU by accidentally exposing myself to carbon monoxide. Am I going to be ok?
I needed to warm up and turn on my other car that hasn't been used this winter so that the battery wouldn't die. I hopped in, turned it on, and sat there for a solid 5 minutes. I forgot that the garage door was closed. Not sure ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425015542 | 1425015988 | t3_2xbod8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | GatoradeEnthusiast: TIFU: By brushing my teeth with foot cream
For once this actually happened today. After an intense session of gaming I decided it was time to go to bed so I headed to the bathroom (it is about 2am) and didnt want to turn on the light because there is a fan that makes lots of noise tjat autmatically ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425016580 | 1425025404 | t3_2xbpy6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | BangArang23: TIFU: By arguing that the dress was white and gold. But now it's blue and black.
sadlyuseless: http://gfycat.com/ThankfulBrilliantCopperbutterfly
Lamenardo: Stays white and gold through the entire gif.
| 3 | 1 | |
1425016916 | 1425053639 | t3_2xbqg1 | t5_2to41 | 32 | OnlyPostSoUsersXray: TIFU By peeing on my girlfriend.
She's really more like my wife, without the papers...
We work different schedules, but on Tuesdays, and Thursdays, they match up. Which means shower space is at a premium in the mornings. So we share. This morning was no different. She's in there doing her thing, a... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1425016936 | 1425077456 | t3_2xbqhd | t5_2to41 | 204 | Rod_McBan: TIFU By Making Salsa
Years ago, etc etc.
My wife and I had just started canning, and we're loving it. We're canning everything- beans, raspberries, tomatoes, the undelivered mail from our apartment building's atrium. Flipping through our Ball Blue Book, we find a recipe for salsa.
"Hey," I think, "I like s... | 4 | 51 | |
1425018393 | 1425026609 | t3_2xbsks | t5_2to41 | 9 | uff_da_sarah: TIFU by pushing it to the limit.
ugh. I'm an alcoholic/drug addict in recovery. Well recovering from drugs... not so much alcohol these days. Due to a relapse a while back turned binge turned whatever. Anyways I'm in the midwest. Its fucking cold here, but at least we are not covered completely in snow li... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425012535 | 1425020143 | t3_2xbjd0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | babyrhino: TIFU by adjusting my junk with the hand I had just used to put vapor rub on my chest.
I've been sick for a few weeks with pneumonia, and just put some vapor rub on my chest since breathing is kind of not easy right now. I then used that same hand, without washing it, to adjust myself. This is not a pleasant ... | 4 | 1 | |
1425019461 | 1425103216 | t3_2xbu2m | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Getting My Friends League Of Legends Account Banned For 2 Weeks.
Ok, Where to start. Well Basically One day i was playing with my friend 'Mex' And we were playing League With his friends. And one of his friends was bronze and funny. So him and i played ALOT over a month. Like 100 hours of league wort... | 3 | 2 | |
1425021631 | 1425081177 | t3_2xbwth | t5_2to41 | 310 | iMayBeADunce: TIFU by trying to surprise my wife
So, this happened about a week ago and I am still majorly embarrassed about the incident. Early one morning, in my zombie-like morning costume, I swore I heard my wife say that she would be coming home early that day and that she would be home by 4. This would soon be th... | 5 | 62 | |
1425021649 | 1425041609 | t3_2xbwud | t5_2to41 | 5 | era650: TIFU by posting a photo of a dress
kaenneth: It's a light grey and brown picture of a dark grey and blue dress.
Cest ne pas un chapoe, or whatever. The picture is not the subject.
TydeQuake: It's not a hat? Or does my French suck? Or both?
Either way it would be ce(tte) n'est pas un(e) chapeau.
kaenneth: I w... | 5 | 1 | |
1425022042 | 1425040319 | t3_2xbxc1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | raider02: TIFU by shaving while drunk
I apologize for any spelling or grammar problems because as stated in the title, I am drunk.
This fuck up just happened a minute ago so that means I get bonus points right? Anyways, I'm a college student and was planning on going out tonight, as it's a Thursday. However, after... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1425022714 | 1425026754 | t3_2xby53 | t5_2to41 | 40 | ripunderwear: TIFU with a shitty chain of events.
The chain isn't very long it's just two fuck ups mainly in 1-2 hours about 4 hours ago. Anyways first off I was trying to get pizza out of the oven (using aluminum foil because who wants to clean the cookie sheet right?) , but I burn my finger and one of the two pizza f... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1425026206 | 1425061372 | t3_2xc20u | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU because love over took reason
So it all started yesterday afternoon. I was recently dumped by my girlfriend whom I was with for 3 1/2 years. When I asked her why she would tell me I wasn't very passionate and she felt like I only treated her like a best friend.
Well fast-forward to last night I go to h... | 4 | 13 | |
1425029825 | 1425124098 | t3_2xc5ox | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By asking everyone in the office what colour a dress is.
So it's Friday morning in the office and everyone is a little more chilled because well...it's Friday.
There has been a picture going round on the internet about a dress and how people are seeing it as two colours.
I proceed to go round and ask e... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1425029907 | 1425054332 | t3_2xc5s3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | LinzDarling: TIFU by having an STD virus
I got a weird rash on my neck that was incredibly painful. I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with shingles, which generally happens to older people but my immune system is shit so I developed a flare up. For anyone who doesn't know Shingles is kind of like a left over chick... | 5 | 4 | |
1425021946 | 1425064603 | t3_2xbx7j | t5_2to41 | 53 | hockeycross: TIFU by going to the wrong exam
Today I had a midterm in Economics, I walked to the classroom listed on the syllabus on time for my exam. I am zoning everyone out to stay mostly focused, I don't have any friends in the class so no need to wish them good luck or chat before. I notice I don't see the profess... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1425034590 | 1425048528 | t3_2xcaet | t5_2to41 | 7 | Xnicker: TIFU by stop smoking Weed (X-Post from r/leaves)
Hey guys,
here I am at Day 5.
I've smoked for something like 2 1/2 years daily. Something like 1g a day. I quit 5 days ago and everything went great. Day after day I felt better, no struggling anyway.
But yesterday everything went wrong... A friend and I drov... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425035152 | 1425087022 | t3_2xcawf | t5_2to41 | 217 | throwaway54252578295: TIFU by sarcastically implying my girlfriend might be fat
So, last night, I was on the phone chatting with my girl. We were talking about random stuff, and basically it led to her saying "i don't look like i could have had children do i?".
Now, the conversation up until this point had been very l... | 8 | 27.125 | |
1425036480 | 1425055684 | t3_2xcca8 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Yolobrid: TIFU by unknowingly sleeping with a married woman
This happened a few Saturdays ago.
My friend, Mark, invited the boys out to dinner with his girlfriend and a few of her friends. We go to this Indian restaurant, drink far too much wine, eat great food and generally have a top notch time. We do some karoke, I ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1425038079 | 1425073900 | t3_2xce0a | t5_2to41 | 10 | Captain_Flashheart: TIFU by watching Black Sails at work
This happened during my lunch break just now. I work as a programmer at a semi-government institute. My coworker and I often have discussions about girls before the rest of the office fills up because hey, we're testosterone-driven maniacs. He mentions he really ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425037914 | 1425039102 | t3_2xcdtt | t5_2to41 | 23 | Definitely-Not_NSA: TIFU by being unpopular.
So I am an overweight 18 year old in my last year of high school, here in Australia. All my life I've been bullied but teachers always tell me it's part of growing up, and on the rare occasions they do something, it makes the bullying worse. People always tell me to ignore t... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1425041101 | 1425042171 | t3_2xchdp | t5_2to41 | 7 | DahliaBee: TIFU Glued my fingers
TIFU While I was fixing my slippers with superglue, I glued my fingers instead. Now I have to think about it for the next two weeks / until the glue disappears.
Cardiumm: You actually can take it out with warm water, acetone or thinner.
Lurker-chan: Yep. Go get it done, OP. Superglues... | 3 | 2.333333 |
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