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1425040327 | 1425090250 | t3_2xcgf4 | t5_2to41 | 107 | PvPJack: TIFU By flexing at a night club
Okay, this may seem a little odd, a simple flex, that can't cause much harm can it? Of course it fucking can, it's me for god sake.
Okay my girlfriend was on holiday for a few weeks and I had been walking around the house, doing nothing useless for the best part of 2 weeks when... | 8 | 13.375 | |
1425042804 | 1425066830 | t3_2xcjki | t5_2to41 | 226 | ClawofBeta: TIFU and now I'm stuck at an airport.
After a damning season of career fairs, online applications, phone interviews, and the like, I finally landed a final round interview for an internship. This was basically the first time that happened to me. Nearly all of my friends have one by now, but a combination of... | 6 | 37.666667 | |
1425042083 | 1425084247 | t3_2xcik6 | t5_2to41 | 11,048 | MommyL: TIFU because I tried to not embarrass my son but I made it worse. Much worse
My son is at that age where he spends a lot of time in the bathroom with the door locked. My daughter has made some remarks about it and I felt it was time that I addressed it. Here's how it went down:
I told my son to go have a showe... | 15 | 736.533333 | |
1425044870 | 1425051109 | t3_2xcmjz | t5_2to41 | 23 | HighQualityUsername: TIFU by pretending I was deaf
I was rock climbing at a climbing gym near me when I noticed that a kid a few grades below me was there with a group session. I didn't really feel like talking with him so I avoided him for the most part. However while I was on a wall his group started climbing next to... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1425044670 | 1425064022 | t3_2xcm8p | t5_2to41 | 15 | Idk_idk_I_do_drugs: TIFU because of a bad habit
So first of all I'm not a native English speaker so don’t hate me for any possible spelling mistakes (because they're bound to be there somewhere laughing at me.)
So here comes the story; it happened around an hour ago I when was driving home from school with my mom. She'... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1425043157 | 1425077191 | t3_2xck32 | t5_2to41 | 450 | madduck6: TIFU by not paying attention when telling a joke
So like the other TIFUs this didnt happen today. I was laughing about this FU with a friend and thought reddit might also enjoy it.
One time while in highschool i went snowboarding with a friend. I fell on my face pretty bad and had a huge scratch/bruise on my... | 8 | 56.25 | |
1425046923 | 1425067322 | t3_2xcptw | t5_2to41 | 1,050 | am_i_here: TIFU while trying to correct my sitting posture at work
I've been suffering from back pain lately due to incorrect posture in front of the computer at work.
In order to correct my posture I looked online and got to [this picture.](http://www.physiofusion.com.au/physiotherapy/images/news/Chair-Posture.jpg) ... | 12 | 87.5 | |
1425047518 | 1425051166 | t3_2xcquy | t5_2to41 | 4 | jojo_fails: TIFU by trying to have a general conversation about a TV programme
My first post, this happened earlier this week and I’m still utterly mortified.
I meet with friends on a Tuesday in my local pub, talk about the previous week and there's always a lot of banter. The pub is quite a family orientated place, ... | 4 | 1 | |
1425048935 | 1425057390 | t3_2xctgv | t5_2to41 | 5 | captsalsaman: TIFU by taking a flash drive from somebody's house.
First post here. Be gentle.
Ok. So one day in the summer, some friends and I decided to help somebody house sit while they were out of town. Being the teenagers that we were, we took a flash drive we found laying on the ground. Now a few weeks ago we ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425048996 | 1425067436 | t3_2xctkg | t5_2to41 | 8 | Meowman1010: TIFU By going on Tinder
So after reading funny stories about Tinder I decided that I would download it and see what all the stories are about.
I'm in my 30's. I was addicted to MMO's from my early teens to late 20's. I did not date since it would interrupt raid nights and I thought sex was over rated so ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425050006 | 1425136973 | t3_2xcvit | t5_2to41 | 150 | [deleted]: TIFU By feeding a starving kitten
This actually happened around June of last year.
A little kitten, that i call Ace was wandering the street while i was outside and i called him over. He was all beaten up and extremely skinny so i went inside and got some milk and cat food for him. Over the next couple week... | 7 | 21.428571 | |
1425049645 | 1425101536 | t3_2xcuuu | t5_2to41 | 33 | shit_search: TIFU by walking into a bathroom in Afghanistan
This happened while I was deployed in Kunar Province.
Our small FOB bathroom was set up like this: eight wooden doors, each painted in rotten-squash-yellow face a blank concrete wall. Inside each door is a single closet sized space with twelve foot high ceili... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1425050541 | 1425057602 | t3_2xcwoa | t5_2to41 | 5 | thetinypenisthtcould: TIFU by accidently peeing in a condom.
This didn't happen today, but about 10 years ago. I was hanging out with my first girlfriend; I was 17. We had only been seeing each other a few weeks and probably had sex less than 5 times, so things were still new, exciting, and awkward. I kinda had to pee,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425050576 | 1425099169 | t3_2xcwr6 | t5_2to41 | 55 | Fearmadillo: TIFU by not locking my door
This happened last night and i still can't really believe it.
So I'm a 20 year old university student in Canada, and midterm season is just closing down. I go out to a bar, get home at around 1:30, and go to bed under the realistic assumption that my night is over.
Now I live ... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1425051261 | 1425074801 | t3_2xcy3q | t5_2to41 | 49 | whattodonowidk: TIFU by masturbating with body wash.
This happened yesterday, but I just found out my fuck up this morning so I'm writing it now.
Last night I was alone in my basement and decided to do the deed before heading upstairs and go to bed. I decided to treat myself and opted for a lotion. Well, the lotion wa... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1425051064 | 1425051864 | t3_2xcxpo | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU, because of the white/gold or blue/black dress
This happend an hour ago.
A friend of mine sent me the picture of the white/gold or blue/black dress, I saw it in blue/black and he saw it in white/gold. So we had a half an hour battle which color the dress actually has. Of course we found out that it's ac... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425046183 | 1425053466 | t3_2xcold | t5_2to41 | 3 | CaptianCrackerz: TIFU by talking about a guy
Yesterday I let him borrow my phone and he saw my nudes ment for my boyfriend, later said they were really nice and wish he could see more. He's liked me for a while and knows I'm in a commited relationship and is cool about it in a teenage boy way.
So heres where the TIFU... | 3 | 1 | |
1425048995 | 1425070486 | t3_2xctkf | t5_2to41 | 18 | TheBreadNoOneLikes: TIFU by hinting at a promotion to my boss
So a little background on my situation at my job. I go to work Monday through Friday and I am rarely late and never call in sick. I work well with others and have been working at my job for a few years. I never have any problems at work and never complain to... | 6 | 3 | |
1425050808 | 1425052354 | t3_2xcx7j | t5_2to41 | 8 | lecheventi: TIFU By Playing Hide and Seek.
My FU starts about a week ago. I was babysitting my sister-in-laws kids with my wife. They are a boy and girl, ages 2 and 5 respectively. Shortly before bed time they asked if I could play hide and seek with them. This is kind of a tradition with us and we do it every time we ... | 4 | 2 | |
1425047311 | 1425064858 | t3_2xcqgl | t5_2to41 | 2 | mmirza00: TIFU by liking candy
Didn't happen today, but when I was thirteen. Everyone knows Sourpatch kids, right? Probably my favorite candy at the time. Whenever I went somewhere and got money from my parents, I usually kept the couple dollars of change. This time for some reason, I had a shit ton of excess cash. I s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425050889 | 1425052376 | t3_2xcxdm | t5_2to41 | 15 | cdsparkles: TIFU by not reading an email
So I had a meeting today with a friend of my Dad's who is a head partner at this really cool law firm downtown. He told me Friday at 8:30.
So I give myself 45 minutes for the train because it usually takes me about 25-30 minutes to get from my place to the downtown campus, whi... | 3 | 5 | |
1425051665 | 1425054357 | t3_2xcyv3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | knowncitizen: TIFU by getting a vasectomy.
~~Hey Mods mark this NSFW if needed as I have no clue how to!~~ Figured it out! Doh!
This didn't happen today! About 8 years ago I went to a doctor for a vasectomy. I heard good things about this doctor and it needed to be done!
So I'm there and assume the position for the p... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1425052405 | 1425061034 | t3_2xd0bn | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing a scooter to a bike party and becoming a legend
I'm 25 years old and I still don't know how to ride a bike. Yes, you read that right, I have no fucking idea how to pedal, stop, or even stand upright on a bicycle. Flashback to 6th grade where my friends and I were about to embark on another e... | 6 | 5 | |
1425052367 | 1425053305 | t3_2xd08n | t5_2to41 | 9 | babegirlvj: TIFU by thinking by thinking my toddler was peeing.
This happened yesterday. Some background: My 2 year old has had the stomach flu for 2 days. She was getting dehydrated and we were having to keep a close eye on her urination to make sure she didn't need to go to the ER.
She was laying on the couch bounc... | 3 | 3 | |
1425052309 | 1425066377 | t3_2xd04z | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by being lured into a bar scam in Athens
So here's the story:
I'm walking back to my hotel after my last day of shopping and sightseeing. I'm in one of the more popular parts of town on the east side of the Acropolis. It's where the Temple of Olympian Zeus is and it's about a five minute walk from the ... | 3 | 11 | |
1425052275 | 1425057018 | t3_2xd02n | t5_2to41 | 7 | inter_fectorem: TIFU by trying to get fit
A little about myself. I'm a 18 y/o male, 6' and 57 kg (about 125lb). Not being athletic in any way and having minimal muscle tone I decided to bulk up.
On to the Fuck up. I had a pretty good workout (including weights) and was famished after. You know sometimes after an inte... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425053112 | 1425145572 | t3_2xd1tz | t5_2to41 | 14 | I_fucked_up112: TIFU Cheating
TIFU happened yesterday. I was taking the TSI (Texas Success Initiative) at a local college. I was doing the test on a computer. I had been working for three hours making sure I had answered everything correct. Then I get to the writing section. I was typing everything up and had finished ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1425053830 | 1425134683 | t3_2xd3dd | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing $112 to a Metrocard Vending Machine
This just happened a few hours ago, so I figured I might as well post it here.
For those of you that don't know, a Metrocard allows you ride a New York City train or bus. I bought a 30-day unlimited pass.
I was at a station with no teller so I used the mac... | 11 | 4.272727 | |
1425053013 | 1425098287 | t3_2xd1ls | t5_2to41 | 120 | Hadesismyhomeboy: TIFU by using my toy [NSFW]
So today I decided to give myself some extra love by playing around with my 6 inch silicone dong. This thing is lovely and fairly thick, and because Im a unique snowflake I decided to put its suction cup against the painted wall and test my throating skills before sliding i... | 7 | 17.142857 | |
1425053736 | 1425055409 | t3_2xd36r | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing that my mate's gf was with him.
Okay, so my life isn't overly interesting, but this kind of left me red faced last night.
There's this party i'm going to tomorrow, and my and my friend (we'll call him Sam) were talking about who was going. I hadn't seen any of them in a month or so (i me... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425055321 | 1425065457 | t3_2xd6k6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ChipStorm: TIFU because i lost the girl of my dreams :(
TIFU and heres how it went. So today i decided that i would confess my feeling to my crush. Now i knew the risks but i couldnt go on for alot longer. We are really good friends and we could lose that friendship but hey fuck it. YOLO. Call me original but anyway i... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1425056204 | 1425056941 | t3_2xd8hr | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jessopp_: TIFU By being the cause of the evacuation of my college
Ok this happened yesterday not today sorry,
I was waiting for my girlfriend by the entrance of the college and my phone fell out of my pocket but i had my headphones in so it was ok but hanging by my headphones. As i bent down to pick my phone up my bag... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425056147 | 1425062821 | t3_2xd8d1 | t5_2to41 | 84 | shedoessoftporn: TIFU by hiring a dog walker based off her profile pic
This past week, I went on a website to find a dog sitter/walker (not trying to advertise the site; easy to find). I usually use my parents, but they're too far away and I needed someone for this Saturday. Plus it'd be nice to have them available for... | 11 | 7.636364 | |
1425055487 | 1425084786 | t3_2xd6wy | t5_2to41 | 5 | becauseoftacos: TIFU by deciding to finish editing my video instead of looking at porn.
My mother does not like porn. But this is not some story about getting caught watching porn... No, this is something different. Very different.
A while back, someone posted a story to /r/IDontWorkHereLady, the story doesn't matter,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425055644 | 1425057886 | t3_2xd78y | t5_2to41 | 5 | durhWhen: TIFU by punching my girlfriend in the face on her birthday.
Around 6am, my girlfriend woke up and went to the bathroom. On her way back to bed I asked her to turn the ceiling fan off since it got really cold in the room.
During the semi-conscious state I was in, I remember it was my girlfriend's birthday and... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425057069 | 1425100747 | t3_2xdag2 | t5_2to41 | 900 | ultimatetifu: TIFU by being an immature parent
Mods: please bear with me, this probably breaches some of the posting rules but i cant post it any other time so please don't remove. hopefully it will be worth it.
Back story: I currently work full time, 9-5 in marketing. My partner has reduced her hours down to 2 days a... | 8 | 112.5 | |
1425058077 | 1425067944 | t3_2xdcs4 | t5_2to41 | 25 | NickelNite: TIFU by letting a burly Italian broad "try me"
Yesterday was Thursday, and every Thursday is Nickel Night on the University of Connecticut campus. Nickel Night is when all of the bars on campus compete against each other to sell liquor as cheap as possible. Draft beers are a nickel and mixed drinks are a qu... | 5 | 5 | |
1425058278 | 1425069972 | t3_2xdd9k | t5_2to41 | 110 | BasicallyCon: TIFU by yelling earthquake in a Burger King
Alright I feel like a huge douche at this point. Happened 10 mins ago, not a long story but here we go. Sitting in Burger King enjoying my awesome chicken sandwiches during my break at school (college). Suddenly I start to feel the ground rumble. Now note that I... | 5 | 22 | |
1425057715 | 1425059849 | t3_2xdbxz | t5_2to41 | 3 | Porn_Addict_1: TIFU by being overly forgetful
So I have bad memory, and it makes me forget everything very easily.
I went to the bank to get a new debit card, and I was told very specifically to not use my old card, since I received a temporary one. I was in a rush to get home, so I did not write this new information ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425058197 | 1425060666 | t3_2xdd2m | t5_2to41 | 3 | Salonqualitymustache: TIFU by going to the toilet just before everyone came back from work.
So yeah, I am currently between jobs living back home, and as I'm doing the washing up I feel a certain level of build up, the kind where you know its a risky choice to ignore it. So I do my habitual thing when I'm the only guy ... | 3 | 1 | |
1425058868 | 1425062340 | t3_2xdequ | t5_2to41 | 6 | HashtagNotJewish: TIFU by switching purses
TIFU by deciding to take a different purse to NYC with me. I go up there every two weeks for an acting lesson, and usually I bring my regular bag, which holds my wallet, pills, water bottle, phone- just the essentials, basically.
*But* today I decided to check up on my bank a... | 3 | 2 | |
1425059869 | 1425823071 | t3_2xdh3v | t5_2to41 | 147 | TushFinger: TIFU by getting a blowjob from my girlfriend.
So I come home today after work tired and hungry. My lovely girlfriend made me a sandwich and proceeded to give me some sexy-time after I finished.
Shes going so fast. In and out of her mouth.
Suddenly her teeth get caught on the tip of my dick on the out-mo... | 9 | 16.333333 | |
1425060862 | 1425061804 | t3_2xdjhg | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by asking out my crush.
I finally got the balls to do it. I asked her on a date between classes and she said yes! I proceed to open my phone to get her number. Turns out I forgot to close tinder. She watches as I quickly try to close tinder and get to my contacts. I type in her number, completely red-... | 3 | 1 | |
1425060996 | 1425097393 | t3_2xdjt5 | t5_2to41 | 21 | renciBlack: TIFU by putting Kanye West's graudation album on my yoga session
I'm new in yoga, just two months in and my instructor is really cool and open with us. She told us we decide the music that is on during the session. Before she arrived I put the album on on shuffle and when she gets to the room I asked everyo... | 3 | 7 | |
1425061295 | 1425061464 | t3_2xdkii | t5_2to41 | 2 | Reset108: Tifu. Reading Tifu at while eating.
Browsing reddit while eating lunch at work. Start laughing and nearly choke to death on my lunch.
PantherophisNiger: Which TIFU caused it?
Reset108: The posture/nazi salute one.
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1425061853 | 1425069932 | t3_2xdlsg | t5_2to41 | 16 | mysteriesnevercease: TIFU and said a your Mom joke to someone who's mom just died
We were in theater where we have to write stories. She came up and asked what our story was about and, as an immature child, I responded with "your mom". Within two seconds I realized that her mom died two months earlier. Luckily she wasn... | 4 | 4 | |
1425062508 | 1425062676 | t3_2xdnbq | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally killing Leonard Nimoy
So for christmas my mom got me this Spock bobble head that talked when it bobbled. I took it to work, and it was super obnoxious. At the littlest knock to my desk, or even if no one touched it, it would go off.
Last week I got annoyed with it and took the batterie... | 3 | 0 | |
1425062755 | 1425087879 | t3_2xdnun | t5_2to41 | 13 | elitengan: TIFU by going to the toilet before boarding my train. NSFW
So the fuck up begins as I enter the train station to wait for my train. I look at the announcements and see my train won't be for at least 6 minutes, so I decide to open the flood gates at the nearest toilet. After I had finished my business I notic... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425062924 | 1425088986 | t3_2xdo6s | t5_2to41 | 103 | SleepDeprivedPuppy: TIFU by pushing a little too hard when peeing in a public bathroom
This happened about an hour ago. I'd like to start this off explaining that I'm on day 2 of my period, and all the ladies will attest to the fact that day 2 is always the worst. Because I'm a broke college student looking for ways to... | 13 | 7.923077 | |
1425063669 | 1425064401 | t3_2xdpvr | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing a friend a text she was most definitely not supposed to see
A couple weeks ago, an old friend from high school (which was about ~6 years ago at this point) texted me to go to happy hour when we got out of work. We had "been something" back in high school, but nowadays we have our own SO's so ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1425063779 | 1425064604 | t3_2xdq5h | t5_2to41 | 6 | murlockerLOL: TIFU and now I really wanna punch myself in my very own face
**Disclaimer** You will also want me to punch myself in the face after reading this
I am a 2nd grader in highschool. Still a virgin, 16 years old average looking guy.
So reddit, let me tell you how I missed the most obvious hint
There was a g... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425063919 | 1425069307 | t3_2xdqfx | t5_2to41 | 6 | SnkRay: TIFU by asking a girl out for coffee
Today was the first day of a trade show where I promote a companies apprentice program and encourage young folks to get the right job. At this fair there was a really sweet girl so I took the classic ninja approach and wrote her a letter on the back of our apprentice sheet. ... | 3 | 2 | |
1425063635 | 1425073628 | t3_2xdpsx | t5_2to41 | 5 | Buttastic_: TIFU by letting my ego get the best of me
My fuck up may have happened years ago, but it is still cringe-worthy today. My day just wasn't going well from the start. I woke up sleep deprived with half the amount of homework done that I had meant to accomplish. It was a sunny summer day, so I thought that tak... | 5 | 1 | |
1425065695 | 1425082159 | t3_2xdud0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | thejibsplice: TIFU by tipping "generously"
Went for a fancy meal in Copenhagen. Bill came to around 5000 danish krone (about 500 pounds). Was planning to give a tip of 600 krone so I pressed 6-0-0 on the card machine. Unfortunately this left a tip of 6 krone (60 pence) But I felt pretty generous.
Clearly in this type ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1425061137 | 1425074355 | t3_2xdk55 | t5_2to41 | 33 | dangermond: TIFU by trying to pick my teeth with a sword.
So, this happened yesterday. Every Thursday night I take my overweight/unhealthy body to the gym to fence as I have for about 3 years now. It's not the best exercise but it is better than nothing and can get the heart rate up on occasion.
Well, last night I ... | 3 | 11 | |
1425066125 | 1425165447 | t3_2xdvb7 | t5_2to41 | 1,723 | throwawayforgood6: TIFU by going on a Tinder date
Last Thursday I was at a wine brewery with some friends when I pulled out my phone to find I had just matched with a 10 on Tinder. I usually don’t have much success in the 9 to 10 playing field, so I handed my phone to one of the girls I was with (a lesbian) to handle i... | 8 | 215.375 | |
1425065802 | 1425067514 | t3_2xdulf | t5_2to41 | 5 | apologeticPalpatine: TIFU by picking my nose and touching myself twice
Happened yesterday.
I thought I'd make cheese stuffed peppers because, well, they're awesome. I had some jalapenos leftover from a spaghetti sauce I made, so I thought why not use them instead? So I cut them, stuff them, put them in the oven, and m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425066979 | 1425068521 | t3_2xdx89 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU thanks to a stupid banana.
.. Nb
Chopstick5: What possible reason could you have for crying? Its not like she made your homework banana scented
Soycrates: If I was a teacher, banana scented homework would totally be my thing. I would even by a bottle of banana scented perfume and spray it on the handout... | 3 | 1 | |
1425067097 | 1425072264 | t3_2xdxhg | t5_2to41 | 5 | SoreWrist: TIFU by getting wasted and not knowing what I did
It happened a while back. It all started when I decided to leave eating before a night out and went to get drinks for the night. I don't think I had that much but then I started having some cognac and whiskey neat, which caused me to be a little bit tipsy whe... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425063405 | 1425175416 | t3_2xdp9d | t5_2to41 | 25 | Tereboki: TIFU by sticking my hand in an aquarium (Warning: mild consequences)
This actually happened several minutes ago. With little to do on a Friday morning, I decided to change my betta fish's aquarium water. The water tends to evaporate quickly, so this time I decided to fill it nearly to the brim. All was good e... | 5 | 5 | |
1425067359 | 1425069239 | t3_2xdy2t | t5_2to41 | 8 | decemberislander: TIFU by trying to be nice to a homeless guy.
This just happened about a half-hour ago, and I'm still furious about it. And sufficiently grossed out.
I got on my usual bus this afternoon, and it was full, so, I ended up sitting in front of this raggedy, mostly toothless fellow. He immediately strikes ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425068367 | 1425072128 | t3_2xe0ch | t5_2to41 | 9 | Lfehova: TIFU donating money to charity
Every year in my city, the Salvation Army fundraises around this time for donations to help provide services for the homeless. Every year I donate a few bucks to try to help the cause because I am lucky to not be homeless.
When you donate to the Salvation Army, they usually have... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425069364 | 1425069723 | t3_2xe2lq | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tia00017: TIFU by getting banned from 3 major subreddits
SebasTheBass: Where did you find that copy pasta?
Tia00017: /r/copypasta
SebasTheBass: Your comment has been dongered! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Another user liked your comment so much that they dongered it, giving you reddit dongers.
Reddit dongers is reddit's premium dongersh... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1425059544 | 1425074722 | t3_2xdgd1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Whotella: TIFU by almost being killed by my mother.
This happened a few months ago. I was home and asked my mom if she could make me some nachos, she does and I am eating the nachos then all of a sudden bite into something metallic. I spit it out to see a folded, rusty tack that still had a sharp end popping out and if... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425071024 | 1425072753 | t3_2xe6br | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing a Home Depot employee my family jewels
This happened about a year and a half ago, but I thought i'd share it with you guys.
For a little background, I was a horny 18 year old male when this went down and still cringe every time I think about it. The night prior to this FU I had some friends... | 3 | 18 | |
1425070534 | 1425125992 | t3_2xe569 | t5_2to41 | 34 | naterthegreaterer: TIFU by laughing during a haircut
A little background: I'm a 20 year old college student. Since my sophomore year of highschool, my hairline has been receding. I have long since come to terms with my hair loss, and usually keep my hair short due to the fact that longer hair looks utterly ridiculous o... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1425071548 | 1425075680 | t3_2xe7h8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | mannishwater: TIFU by not knowing how to open a door
Happened a couple days ago. I sure know how to embarrass myself.
I just started working for a new company and I'm currently in training. All the doors need to be open with an ID card. So, I left the training room and, upon returning, forgot how to open a door. I held... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1425071581 | 1425159881 | t3_2xe7ji | t5_2to41 | 10 | JizzTowelGuy: TIFU by accidentally rubbing jizz all over my body
For starters, a few different things added up to contribute to this fuck up.
1. Whenever I take part in my nightly masturbation time, I don't use paper towels or toilet paper. Its a waste, its messy, and it sticks to my penis. So, like any normal person,... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1425070026 | 1425135871 | t3_2xe41k | t5_2to41 | 26 | tbone251: TIFU by being a fan of Leonard Nimoy
Got a lump in throat when read about Spock but then remembering back an incident during my freshman year helped me to swallow it.
This incident happened during the first few days of my college. Introvert in nature, I made few but good friends. Among them was a guy who was... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1425070990 | 1425138470 | t3_2xe695 | t5_2to41 | 19 | tdwpgreg818: TIFU by writing an unintentionally racist essay
So last Friday, I handed in my first english paper for this semester and it analyzed A Raisin in The Sun. I chose to talk about Walter and the prompt was about how the characters reacted to their "dreams deferred". I chose to talk about how Walter is lazy in ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1425073540 | 1425074531 | t3_2xebwt | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing of my girlfriend while we're both on our periods.
Note: I'm a female, to help you understand and you won't get jack shit confused about this.
NOTE NOTE: When I have my period, I'll laugh at whatever shit you throw at me, literally and figuratively. No matter how depressing. My gf on the othe... | 5 | 1 | |
1425074959 | 1425087400 | t3_2xef1r | t5_2to41 | 346 | high_on_eucalyptus: TIFU by taking a dick pic that was meant to be shared with a ex about a year ago and now has 98,000+ views on my Google+ account..
Me and my ex used to send nudes back and forth when we were bored. I hadn't deleted a two of them and forgot about them. Today when I was going through my pictures on my... | 6 | 57.666667 | |
1425073005 | 1425223867 | t3_2xearn | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my iPhone in the bathroom
I woke up in the morning and went to school. The whole day I was seeing girls that were just so slutty looking, I just couldn't help myself. God I wish I could do one of these chicks. Being me, I simply couldn't go up to any of these girls and start talking to them. ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425076072 | 1425865277 | t3_2xehei | t5_2to41 | 19 | Eyexplosion: TIFU by letting my "friend" borrow my phone
So this happened today at school. We finished early in class and started discussing whether or not the dress was gold and white or blue and black (It's gold and white). My friend wanted to see this dress, so being the good guy I am, I looked up the picture and ga... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1425076282 | 1425112506 | t3_2xehut | t5_2to41 | 112 | Introvertedecstasy: TIFU picking my daughter up from school.
I need to pre-face this with two important things about myself for relevance. First, I've been dealing with some seriously dark depression with lots of intrusive thoughts for ~6months. Second, I'm very passionate about music of all kinds. Everything from flam... | 8 | 14 | |
1425078083 | 1425081866 | t3_2xelnz | t5_2to41 | 2 | danielchristo: TIFU by blindly forwarding a text message and link [NSFW]
(I didn't fuck up, but my friend certainly did)
Today, I got this text from a buddy and opened the link, and accordingly sent it out to all of my close friends, too:
>CNN: Multiple U.S freeways will be closed on Friday, February
27, 2015 due... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1425079420 | 1425138900 | t3_2xeoee | t5_2to41 | 62 | Lupin1111326: TIFU by buying my little sister gas
We've been planning all week for my sister to come over and have a GoT marathon today. She was scheduled to come over at 11 and at 11:15 I get a text saying "I need help". I immedately call her and learn she's at a gas station about two miles away and that she's compl... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1425079835 | 1425084481 | t3_2xep7g | t5_2to41 | 8 | restlesswrists: TIFU by acting like Anthony Weiner
The actual fuck up was me accepting a job this morning, but the root of the fuck up was many moons ago.
I was 14 and had this girlfriend. Lets call her Ralph. Ralph was more like this chick I would text but whenever I saw her in person I'd light speed it the other wa... | 4 | 2 | |
1425078073 | 1425144722 | t3_2xeln5 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Evenshade: TIFU by reading TIFU at work
All I can say is I hate my life and I am currently waiting for whatever kind of unholy shitstorm that is going to come down from this. I work for a bank as a platform representative. Friday night it usually ends up slowing down so I don't have a lot of customer interactions going... | 4 | 10 | |
1425080433 | 1425145769 | t3_2xeqde | t5_2to41 | 101 | TheWindCriesVee: TIFU by accidently lighting my university dorms on fire
Technically never happened today, but earlier this year.
It was just my second day in my university halls/dorms. There were 10 of us (students) living in the same corridor with a shared kitchen, on the ground floor- only problem is that the kitch... | 10 | 10.1 | |
1425080555 | 1425157748 | t3_2xeqn6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by being screen-raped [NSFW]
This TIFU is from 4 years ago, so I'm not sure if it stil belongs into TIFU subreddit.
4 years ago I was 12 years old boy, just entering puberty, as you probably know, anyone in those first years would do anything to see boobs and so did I. Like every day, I was on a websi... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1425077729 | 1425226845 | t3_2xekx3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MiguelDDL: TIFU a book left at the ATM
The title is sufficiently explanatory
Holding a book in hands
stopping by an ATM
using both hands to take money and put it into the wallet
forgetting about the book
feel like a dumbass
just like many of you for sure, not so original, so it is ok if downvoted or removed. But... | 4 | 1 | |
1425070938 | 1425355995 | t3_2xe64f | t5_2to41 | 10 | Panamaredfish: TIFU by attempting to go cougar hunting
disclaimer This happened a few years ago
In the previous month I had a horrible break up with my ex gf, I was arrested for a possible DUI, and the engine on my landrover went out and had to buy a new car. I needed to get away, and I couldn't drive anywhere thanks ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425081714 | 1425167739 | t3_2xesvf | t5_2to41 | 164 | MyBallsAreDragonEggs: TIFU by sleeping with a MILF and pouring Dettol on my gentleman's sausage (NSFW)
So this happened last week, I had no idea about the rules, but I was told that I couldn't share till it was the weekend, so I saved my post from then:
This begins on Wednesday/early Thursday last week. I found myself... | 7 | 23.428571 | |
1425082937 | 1425084301 | t3_2xev83 | t5_2to41 | 3 | SpankMyThighs: TIFU by catching my backpack on fire.
Whats up reddit:), (The sky lol), my bad, sorry for the terrible puns, now let's get down with the fuck up. So we have this stove that is all touch screen and fancy. Its also electricly powered ,flat, and burns fucking HOT. It also has a GREAT feature were if you set... | 3 | 1 | |
1425082653 | 1425085269 | t3_2xeuot | t5_2to41 | 5 | FARTINFLOWER2099: TIFU by having too much fast food
I work at a McDonalds which if you have never ate at one before, it can cause some bowel movement. My manager allows us to eat whatever we want when we are on our break. Usually I help myself to a delicious double cheeseburger with medium fries, but yesterday I had th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425083229 | 1425129738 | t3_2xevpu | t5_2to41 | 446 | [deleted]: TIFU by using dandruff shampoo as body wash.
You know how ladies have like 17,000 shower products? Well that leaves us fellas enough room in the shower for a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap (if we're lucky). I tried to optimize my routine today by using my shampoo as a bodywash. This has worked well for ... | 4 | 111.5 | |
1425085439 | 1425135843 | t3_2xezr9 | t5_2to41 | 3,384 | theEncode: (NSFW) TIFU by having relations with my wife.
Like all the others this didn't happen today but a few days ago. I wanted to post it earlier but needed to gauge how she would feel about it first.
A little background: my wife and I have been married for almost 11 years now. We go through periods where sex i... | 10 | 338.4 | |
1425077397 | 1425105230 | t3_2xek90 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Z_huge: TIFU by pissing of my girlfriend while we're both on our periods. [preserved for comedy via repost]
Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2xebwt/tifu_by_pissing_of_my_girlfriend_while_were_both/
Note: I'm a female, to help you understand and you won't get jack shit confused about this.
NOTE NOTE: W... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425085724 | 1425128333 | t3_2xf09q | t5_2to41 | 226 | DeviousD0g: TIFU by not plugging in my headphones [NSFW]
This happened a few years back when I was in college. I was home for vacation as was my stepbrother. We had never been close at all, fighting as younger children and ambivalent towards each other as young adults. While our doors were often closed he would spen... | 7 | 32.285714 | |
1425086681 | 1425090853 | t3_2xf1xg | t5_2to41 | 9 | filamentyukon: TIFU by breaking my moms heart
I can't believe that I messed my life up so bad in a matter of one day. I woke up today in my parents' basement and started playing Xbox, World of Tanks to be specific. This is usually my daily routine, so I didn't see anything like this coming. After a few hours of gaming... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425086969 | 1425090227 | t3_2xf2fp | t5_2to41 | 9 | demon1212: tifu by taking a shower with my girlfriend
Ok so here's some back story she's been having s hard week her parents are trying to get money from her because she got a good amount back from her taxes , her brother was in the hospital last night got into. Car accident and broke his collar bone so she hasn't been... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425082788 | 1425088618 | t3_2xeuy6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ursineduck: TIFU by not remembering the difference between a rectangle and a triangle
I'll give you guys some background I'm a grad student in engineering. today we had a test in a class called signal processing. Signal processing is everything I dislike in math mixed up and put together. it has tricky integrals with i... | 3 | 1 | |
1425062239 | 1425092227 | t3_2xdmno | t5_2to41 | 20 | SeeYouAgainIReply: TIFU by watching netflix at school
So today for Spanish class we had a study hall and I decided to watch "The Following". Well there was one scene when Ryan told Claire to stay in the house, and well, she didn't. At that point I exclaimed, "Jesus, are you fucking retarded?"
Everyone then was appall... | 5 | 4 | |
1425088247 | 1425092257 | t3_2xf4qo | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by "gaming" a girl
This was about 2 years ago when I was sophomore in High School, but I just remembered this today so I figured I would share.Back in 10th grade I was going through a weird phase, found things like r/atheism, and weird is the new cool, so I did things the normal teenager wouldn't do. I ... | 3 | 3 | |
1425089093 | 1425146634 | t3_2xf68h | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by spinning out on the highway leading up a hill and crashing into the guard rail at 30 MPH
It was really icy, and I accelerated at the wrong time so I ended up spinning left then over steering right. Did this a few times and I 180'd and slid backwards and sideways into a guard rail, with a drop on the ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425089350 | 1435299556 | t3_2xf6om | t5_2to41 | 390 | loopypoopyhole: TIFU by trusting my morning bowel movements and engaging in butt stuff (NSFW)
This morning I started the usual routine of waking up, empty my bowels, and going to my morning class. As I was taking a dump, I decided that when I visit my boyfriend in a few hours, I'd try to surprise him with some anal, as... | 6 | 65 | |
1425090363 | 1425090908 | t3_2xf8eu | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU and I may loose my girlfriend because of it.
I sexted someone else while being in a relationship to one of the most beautiful human beings I have ever known. Now I may loose her and that terrifies me. I have no excuses for what I did and I pray she allows me a chance to prove that I am a better man than... | 3 | 2 | |
1425089890 | 1425091438 | t3_2xf7lx | t5_2to41 | 7 | bob4eva: TIFU By not giving a shit in work
Things have been quite hectic in work lately with a lot of sackings despite being informed this would not be the case and a lot of corners being cut etc.
Pretty much fed up of being expected to take on more responsibility for less pay and give up my social life. I want to qu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425089975 | 1425098953 | t3_2xf7rx | t5_2to41 | 6 | loneandroidwolf: TIFU by applying to make a real Android app for [Redacted]
Woohoo, [Redacted extremely popular service that you can probably guess] is finally going to build an Android app!
 
Or, at least, that's what I thought when I saw the listing for a senior Android engineer on the jobs page.
&nbs... | 6 | 1 |
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