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1425091464 | 1425095011 | t3_2xfac5 | t5_2to41 | 57 | rapefruiteverymeal: TIFU by looking at funny pictures during an HIV presentation
So some guy in my class was doing a presentation on HIV. He took literally forever and it was boring us all to death, so I started using my laptop to screw around on the internet.
Right when he pulls up a picture of an HIV patient that's ... | 3 | 19 | |
1425089307 | 1425116256 | t3_2xf6m1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | icanloveyouAMA: TIFU Because my mom catching me "masturbating"
Okay so this afternoon after I got home from school my comes home from shopping and she tells me she bought me new jeans and I'm thinking, "fuck yeah new clothes!" I have recently started to grow out of my old jeans and my mom comes home as soon as I need n... | 3 | 4 | |
1425094953 | 1425139511 | t3_2xfg94 | t5_2to41 | 2 | onFIREbutnotsoFLY: TIFU by R-kelling the missus
now i know most of you guys tend to nag about sexual activities but this just happened and it's the weekend so I'm in my right to share somewhat embarrassing events. something you must know from me is that i tend to be unaware when i ejaculate. It is as if when i orgasm i... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425095224 | 1425323218 | t3_2xfgp2 | t5_2to41 | 64 | ActionfighterMcGee: Tifu by getting to vigorous with my girlfriend and now I cant get laid. Nsfw maybe...
This has been an ongoing issue for a while now...
It started off last august....we were having some sweet sexy times and decided to switch position to doggy. Nothing wrong there, but whilst dong our thing something... | 4 | 16 | |
1425096796 | 1425099022 | t3_2xfj8z | t5_2to41 | 4 | Honestybitesthedust: Tifu by looking like a12 year old
Glixion: Lol. I'm the same as you. I'm 19 but I can legit pass for 12. I swear if I go to a restaurant that has "kids eat for lower price" type of thing, I can eat for that lower price. I've done it about a year ago. I'm sure I still have it in me. And I always ge... | 4 | 1 | |
1425096955 | 1425098299 | t3_2xfjii | t5_2to41 | 4 | NoMYLifeSuxNow: TIFU by paying for an exam I didn't register to take
So, for the profession I want to go in, we have to take a series of exams. Kind of similar to the BAR exam for lawyers, except there are multiple of them, broken up into various categories. It's not really the same, but it's the best comparison I ca... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425097973 | 1425102676 | t3_2xfl28 | t5_2to41 | 15 | maddddddie: TIFU by texting my new boyfriend while on pain meds
So a couple of nights ago I found out that I have kidney stones as well as an infection. When the pain started, I was at a friend's house with my new boyfriend, let's call him Henry. So I start feeling shitty and voice the fact that my stomach is hurting a... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1425098109 | 1425099787 | t3_2xfla4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | sfet89: TIFU By being a drug mule for an old friend.
I was walking out of my local store when I heard someone yell hey!, did you go to blah blah High School. I said yeah, I don't remember you, what's your name? He says Dave ****. I instantly remember his name and then I recognized him. He says, you want to make some qu... | 3 | 3 | |
1425098621 | 1425105487 | t3_2xfm42 | t5_2to41 | 42 | wowco: TIFU by eating a KFC twister
I posted this 2 days ago but I didn't know about the no poop stories on weekdays thing. so here it goes again:
After a party today I was heading off home and just missed my train. No worries I'll just go to KFC to pass time.
I go up and order my Zinger burger meal then sit down and ... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1425095318 | 1425099754 | t3_2xfgtq | t5_2to41 | 8 | Imscubbabish: TIFU by bringing a girl over
Well it was a while back. I get together with this girl which I met on this social app. She seemed cool but kind of dumb. We chatted for a bit. Asked her about her familt, where she from, etc. I made my move and score. She's kissing me back and all of that. I ask her if she wa... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425099150 | 1425099571 | t3_2xfmwb | t5_2to41 | 6 | tlvv: TIFU by playing with my hair
I play with my hair a lot and one of the things I do is pull out a strand and use my fingernails to curl it.
Today I pulled out a strand of hair and curled it really tightly. Sometimes I like to curl the same strand multiple times so I use my mouth to uncurl it. This time the very ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425098569 | 1425106060 | t3_2xfm20 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Confusedcupid63: TIFU by trying online dating
TIFU by trying to find love online. I have recently gotten out of a long term relationship and since I am a single mum and been out of the game for a while I thought why not give online dating a go ? I set up my profile and so far so good. Until I see this cute guy his phot... | 8 | 4.125 | |
1425099426 | 1425099671 | t3_2xfnc1 | t5_2to41 | -2 | legaladvice1234: TIFU by exposing myself to a cop.
LaLaLaaaNotListening: Are you fucking retarded?
legaladvice1234: Fuck you too guy, yes I made a huge mistake but that was just one thing.
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1425099217 | 1425140429 | t3_2xfmzz | t5_2to41 | 10,325 | Jexxa: TIFU by masturbating right after surgery.
So I had a surgery Monday afternoon. Bunions are genetic in my family, and for some reason, mine are particularly bad for a 23 year old. I elected to get the surgery now, while under my mother's insurance and to prevent it from getting worse. Also, this way my mom can ta... | 16 | 645.3125 | |
1425098148 | 1425126455 | t3_2xflcp | t5_2to41 | 6 | xenarthranwarrior: TIFU by entertaining smallchat with an acquaintance before a kid's birthday party
Background: There's this girl that I've been really into, let's call her Claire, and Claire's recently (almost a year ago) gotten out of a shitty relationship with a shitty ex(Let's call him Steve) and they have a child... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425100794 | 1425101943 | t3_2xfpe4 | t5_2to41 | 77 | tembrant: TIFU by sending gay furry porn to my dad.
I recently got a brand spanking new phone, as my old one couldn't be used for just about anything other than private times.
Without thinking I put the old SD card in, filled with my 'favorites'. As I was getting used to the phone, Google photo's asked if I should t... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1425100214 | 1425169962 | t3_2xfoic | t5_2to41 | 61 | jeramyware: TIFU by going to Taco Bell.
Ok, I know. Taco Bell. I probably should have just expected at least something to be wrong. Sometimes however you forget that fast isn't always the most important thing, and you need things like this to remind you.
Anyways, I stopped by the 'restaurant' in Buda, Texas and ordere... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1425099991 | 1425165232 | t3_2xfo6t | t5_2to41 | 102 | SlugInABoat: TIFU by accidentally convincing two foreigners that I'm a serial killer, when I was actually just really stoned
Okay, so I live in Australia, and accidentally scared the shit out of two English guys that had been in Australia for two weeks.
Everything started very innocent. I was at the pub for happy hour... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1425103193 | 1425104060 | t3_2xfsso | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the women's bathroom to take a dump when I thought I was the only one at the office.
Right now, as we speak, I'm sitting on the toilet using the women's restroom. I thought my friends and I are the only ones at the office and the men's bathroom is not working.
I'm on the toilet, and there's s... | 3 | 1 | |
1425101460 | 1425106054 | t3_2xfqdg | t5_2to41 | 3 | Throwaway_21415: TIFU by saving a mutual friends life.
faolindubh: >I rush out, drag him out of the car and perform CPR. I save his life.
I call bullshit.
Throwaway_21415: http://imgur.com/TbtIC1s
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1425104302 | 1425107290 | t3_2xfu84 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Lbrannelly: Tifu by feeding my frogs
I work in a biology/ecology lab and today I was feeding by green tree frogs. They have gotten pretty big, and aggressive, especially when it comes to feeding. I was pouring their mealworms in slowly by lightly tapping on the feeding container, to keep the excess vitamins powder fr... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1425104422 | 1425105545 | t3_2xfudq | t5_2to41 | 8 | SofaKing56: TIFU: By "Almost" being a home a wrecker..
So this was actually the other night to be honest, I've still been thinking about if this girl is engaged or not.
It starts when a good friend of mine invites me to go to this bar with him because his newly, somewhat girlfriend(Still hasn't asked her out yet) want... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425104632 | 1425135663 | t3_2xfuml | t5_2to41 | 14 | ericchacon: TIFU by trying to be a good samaritan and looking like the BIGGEST creep
Let me start by saying that I live in a small town, I am a waiter at my brothers restaurant/pizzeria, and like to think I have a somewhat decent moral compass.
OK so the other night, I'm in the middle of one of the busiest dinner rush... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1425104271 | 1425105440 | t3_2xfu6i | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by making my girlfriend throw up.
So tonight my girlfriend and I were laying in the bed and she begins to get a little frisky. She's on her period at the moment so sex is a no go. I begin to try to get her to stop so I don't get turned on and let down. But then she surprises me with the best bj I have e... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425104962 | 1425115386 | t3_2xfv2w | t5_2to41 | 275 | DarkBass: TIFU by donating plasma
Posting again since I did not read the rules and posted this during the week. Sorry Mods!
This happened to me a few years ago, but I'm finally ready to share my story with reddit as I take pride in this hilarious fuck up.
The night before my actual fuck up, me, my mom, my sister, and ... | 8 | 34.375 | |
1425106666 | 1425107835 | t3_2xfx5u | t5_2to41 | 5 | BigGunnar: TIFU by insulting a co-worker's hair and making them cry
I'm very ambivalent about this situation. Don't feel like a total ass
------Some background info: So I have worked as a server at restaurant x for a little over a year and over this time period I've gotten to know my fellow servers very well. It's fa... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1425107473 | 1425107932 | t3_2xfy4c | t5_2to41 | 7 | BlerpBleepBloop: TIFU by accidentally uploading a photo of my wing dang doodle to the webs.
So there I was last week. Drunk as Charlie Sheen. A girl and I were exchanging ... romantic ... photos. The night ended uneventfully.
Today I get a notification from POF that someone wants to meet me. I feel pretty confident, ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425105620 | 1425173551 | t3_2xfvvp | t5_2to41 | 8 | bosombuddy2001: TIFU by insulting my ex-girlfriend's tattoos in /r/askreddit (NSFW)
Hansll: Surely, if you can show the texts are taken out of context, her case crumbles? Then, you can get the accusation expunged - maybe even file a counter-suit for her having lied.
I have other questions, though. How did she know yo... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1425110412 | 1425111668 | t3_2xg17p | t5_2to41 | 23 | Surgikill117: NSFW TIFU by giving my roommate porn, lots of it.
TIFU, well, actually a few weeks ago.
I was talking to my roommate and he happens to be a DJ. I was looking for some new deep house music and he said he had a bunch of it because he DJ's EDM. He told me to just give him some type of storage media and he w... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1425111162 | 1425112147 | t3_2xg1zq | t5_2to41 | 17 | myaccountforredditad: TIFU by ignoring all those "Stranger-Danger" lessons I thought had been drilled into me
Last night I found myself peering down an empty glass at some crappy bar in town and I had a sudden moment of drunken-clarity.
"It's time to go home," I thought to myself.
Rarely, especially lately, do I ha... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1425111344 | 1425113042 | t3_2xg25z | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by speaking too bluntly and tell my boyfriend he has a small Wie wie....
So this happened about an hour ago and my boyfriend still won't speak to me.
Now I should say I'm a very blunt person who often just says what's on her mind and regrets it immediately..
So we start having a conversation on how to i... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1425111799 | 1425112861 | t3_2xg2m8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by receiving a $250 blowjob NSFW
So I visit this sub often and just thought of a story that happened a year ago at the ripe age of 20. In February of 2014 I was unfortunately diagnosed with testicular cancer. I had surgery to remove my left testicle a few days after being diagnosed. After a CT scan I wa... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425112649 | 1425114067 | t3_2xg3bp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a penis-naming-guide to the wrong guy
Minutes ago tonight, while I was skyping my boyfriend, the conversation started to get a little frisky. Long story short, we ended up on the topic of naming his penis.
I am rarely a creative person, so I resorted to Google for such an important life deci... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425114951 | 1425148866 | t3_2xg5ek | t5_2to41 | 520 | hamgoblin45: TIFU by biking over 190 miles to have sex
This is a really long story. I apologize.
So this actually happened to me around four years ago, when I was 17. I submitted this to a "what lengths did you go to to fuck someone" /r/askreddit thread, but I think it belongs here as well.
In high school, I used to ... | 9 | 57.777778 | |
1425115008 | 1427986707 | t3_2xg5g6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | LoneSeeker777: TIFU by Attempting to Mantle a 6-Foot Brick Wall
Hey all, first (and hopefully last) post in here.
So this one was a doozy. First off, a short backstory. I am a senior in high school, and the way our school was designed allows it to be an "instant lockdown" kinda school. Where ever there isn't wall, the... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1425116565 | 1425120308 | t3_2xg6sf | t5_2to41 | 19 | losttamponchick: TIFU by hooking up while on my period
A few days ago, I went over to my hot, flirty friend's house for a movie and a beer. A beer turned into four, and before long we were crawling into his bed.
I told him, as we made our way to his room, that I was on my period. No big deal, I figure just some hand s... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1425117891 | 1425119092 | t3_2xg7xn | t5_2to41 | 9 | throwagay411: TIFU by getting dressed too quickly after a Grindr hookup.
Gay dude here. Like many gay dudes I use Grindr (a gay version of Tinder, but with more blatant sex). I was speaking to a guy this week and we agreed to hook up last night. Nothing complicated, just some fun. Great stuff.
I went over to his place... | 3 | 3 | |
1425117408 | 1425212864 | t3_2xg7ix | t5_2to41 | 16 | Ahseyo: (NSFW)TIFU by fucking up a date
Okay. so I had a crush on this girl in my school once. But was to shy to say anything. But she made the move on me one day and asked me out on a date. We started talking a lot and found we both had a lot of similar interests. We saw each other every day and became really good fri... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1425118452 | 1425124032 | t3_2xg8e7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | I-See-You-Too: TIFU by playing 'God'(...?)
So this just happened today (at night), here in Australia.
So here i was in the kitchen cooking me-self some two minute noodles when i got in an argument with my arrogant, stupid sister (unless i'm the one who's arrogant and stupid o_o). As the argument was climaxing(?) and i... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1425119793 | 1425347262 | t3_2xg9ig | t5_2to41 | 8 | ADancingEagle: TIFU by never telling my uncle i loved him
My f*ck up actually happened a few years ago, but a little backstory first. My uncle was suffering from HIV/Aids for a while, But he never let his disease effect him and he was always smiling.
But his condition started to get worse and was starting to smile les... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1425116909 | 1425123828 | t3_2xg732 | t5_2to41 | 12 | TehMvnk: TIFU... Or did I? (HALP!)
Tonight I took the bus home from work.
I was short on smokes and wanted to grab a case of beer as I'd figured the household was at or near empty, so I got off the bus a few stops early, which equates to a 20-25 minute walk instead of 10.
As I walk into the convenience store, ther... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1425121431 | 1425125319 | t3_2xgay8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my bestfriend to God
Hello Reddit users, this is my first ever post.
Well Today, i fucked up, and I need to vent.
I've had this friend I've been hanging with a lot lately, I'm a male, she is 17 and I am 17. She comes over to my house and watches movies and stays the night and we've gotten pre... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425121248 | 1425124847 | t3_2xgasa | t5_2to41 | 7 | Nightstalker001: TIFU by listening to my dad
So this isn't from today but is from a few years ago when I was in 12th grade
So the day was my sister's birthday and my dad as usual decided to take us to dinner. So he searched the internet for a vegetarian restaurant since my mom is vegetarian, and in Japan we don't get ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425122195 | 1425151725 | t3_2xgbn9 | t5_2to41 | 76 | HerminTheVermin: TIFU by masturbating whilst unknowingly still being connected to Bluetooth speakers...
So let's set the scene of how I fucked up.
I woke up, around 10:30, being a Saturday I like to lay in bed, go through some apps on my phone and relax before getting up and starting my day. In my house I have waterpro... | 5 | 15.2 | |
1425119117 | 1425131670 | t3_2xg8yy | t5_2to41 | 56 | laughatmyexpense: TIFU by Freaking Out the Entire Nursing Staff at a Fertility Clinic
This happened last week. Just getting to tell you about it now. I happen to be a big guy, 6'2” 230 lbs. I work out 4 days a week to keep the belly under control. It is mostly core training. My wife and I have been preparing for an In ... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1425123124 | 1425130216 | t3_2xgces | t5_2to41 | 43 | HermannKola: TIFU by trying to make tea
typing short, because with one hand.
currently in Shanghai, wife comes home from work tired, I make lemon- tea for her. to make it drinkable more quickly, want to put ice cubes in it. find frozen lemon. think 'lemon-ice-cubes in lemon tea? awesome!'. lemon hard. how should I cut ... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1425124383 | 1425182871 | t3_2xgdir | t5_2to41 | 8 | secret_stealer: TIFU by drinking and dreaming
This really did happen today, just a few minutes ago.
So, I was hanging with the guys, having a few drinks. Completely normal. I decide to drink an entire six pack of some new hard cider, because I wanted something to drink more than get drunk. I start getting up to peea fe... | 4 | 2 | |
1425119134 | 1425136572 | t3_2xg8zh | t5_2to41 | 14 | I_Dropped_The_Comb: TIFU by flooding my friend's house with shit water
This didn't happen today, it happened a couple of months ago.
So it's Friday night and I'm at the bar with a couple buddies, having a good time. To make a long story short, I end up getting too drunk and crash in my friends parent's basement. (We a... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1425126928 | 1425128023 | t3_2xgfvh | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating at a roommate's birthday party
This TIFU, like most, happened a few years ago. It was 2 years after I came from Korea to Canada, (My mom's korean, my dad is canadian), and I got invited to my first birthday party.
Now here in Canada, (Montreal, Quebec) we have this thing called a Poutine. It... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425123154 | 1425158353 | t3_2xgcg7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Grieie: TIFU by saying an Anchor Man quote
Its not so much a bad one, but I'm still cringing from it. I competed in a first aid competition for the first time (and I think the last) which sees you with a partner walk into a scenario of actors with weird injuries and ailments. I was told that you start with a patient,... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425122491 | 1425136742 | t3_2xgbvw | t5_2to41 | 21 | ohnohedildnt: TIFU by packing my dildo into my suitcase
Not today, but how many of these really are anyway? Bit of a read, but if you guys like your humiliation blood, it's here. Trust me.
A few years ago, I was about to start university. It was on the other side of the planet so the whole thing was a pretty big deal.... | 3 | 7 | |
1425128531 | 1425210995 | t3_2xghgp | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly professing my love for a friend... who I'm not in love with
Throwaway because there may be hope for me yet - Okay, a brief background for context: I'm a 25 year old 'borderline' alcoholic guy with some rather serious issues but most of the time I manage to keep it just social enough that I ... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1425130790 | 1425135481 | t3_2xgk0m | t5_2to41 | 0 | RaiseYourDongersOP: TIFU when I was four...... (post is about my friend)
RaiseYourDongersOP: Well there are alot of posts on here that didnt happen "today" lol
Jeear: Well yes, but it's not YOUR OWN.
Read **Rule #1, 1b**
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1425131896 | 1425307538 | t3_2xglby | t5_2to41 | 17 | awkwardrider: TIFU by catching the same subway train as my one night stand
Alright so first things first, this didn't happen today it happened like 3 months ago. So I'm a 23 year old male who had been curious about sleeping with guys for a while. I finally work up the courage and put a post on reddit looking for a guy ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1425131547 | 1425271614 | t3_2xgkxy | t5_2to41 | 130 | hairtoucher: TIFU by subconsciously playing with a girl's hair
This happened a couple days ago, not today. So in my history class, I sit next to this extremely attractive girl with really long brown hair. She bent over to get a pen she dropped, and as she did so, a lot of her hair landed on my leg. I started sort of su... | 14 | 9.285714 | |
1425122095 | 1425170722 | t3_2xgbjg | t5_2to41 | 67 | spicycorndog: TIFU by catching a crab
Needless to say, this fuck up was not today, but this is the earliest I could post it to reddit.
Some context, three of my mates and I were on a hike, and we had a small quantity of weed to ease the pain after each day.
It was the second day of the hike, we had just walked 30 k... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1425132863 | 1425330572 | t3_2xgmjy | t5_2to41 | 25 | Oswaldo123: TIFU by watering my friend's plants and spoiling a romantic dinner for two.
I was at a party recently, I had drunk quite a lot and inevitably had to drain my bladder. The toilet was occupied by some poor girl who was yodelling up her lunch so I had to improvise and decided to go outside and go in the garden... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1425133468 | 1425410604 | t3_2xgnay | t5_2to41 | 96 | AIDS_in_my_bum: TIFU by peeing in a condom.
This didn't happen today, but about 10 years ago. I was hanging out with my first girlfriend; I was 17. We had only been seeing each other a few weeks and probably had sex less than 5 times, so things were still new, exciting, and awkward. I kinda had to pee, but not enough t... | 8 | 12 | |
1425062206 | 1425158548 | t3_2xdml6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | PonderOnAtrocities: TIFU by getting my money stolen and screaming hysterically
This happened two weeks ago, but I was too messed up in the head to post anything.
I had fitness in the school gym after school, and I decided to bring my school bag along with my sports kit to the changing rooms. Because my school was chea... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425134685 | 1425138815 | t3_2xgoya | t5_2to41 | 2 | Yerrowang: TIFU oh god what did I just do. Long story short I IMed a girl "I love you"
marson65: wat?
ItsVoodooViking: second.
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1425136911 | 1425174090 | t3_2xgs9q | t5_2to41 | 196 | Zombiefly13: TIFU by telling her she is bad at hand jobs (NSFW)
FYI this happened earlier in the week, but she is still pissed.
So Jenny (fake name) and I were on our way to go to a movie while we talk she says she wasn't feeling well so we do some donuts in the snow covered parking lot and head back to her place inst... | 5 | 39.2 | |
1425135794 | 1425138013 | t3_2xgqi7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ESOBlaze: TIFU by telling a coworker I would cover for them on the weekend.
HeyYouAreCool: Stop bitching. It's your own fault
ESOBlaze: I know... I know.....
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1425137564 | 1425169575 | t3_2xgt9v | t5_2to41 | 9,076 | jswoll: TIFU by chopping onions in lingerie.
I've been married for almost two years. Last weekend, I decided I wanted to liven up our sex life. My husband works away from home one weekend a month, and I figured I would surprise him on Sunday evening when he walked in the door after having been away.
I bought some fun ... | 13 | 698.153846 | |
1425138136 | 1425327189 | t3_2xgu5d | t5_2to41 | 14 | My_Sweet_Child: TIFU By Not thinking How My Boyfriend Would React
So I'm a 16 year old girl, my younger brother is 4 bout looks a bit younger. Anyways my brother and I were running around Wal-mart last night and he's sitting in the cart minding his own business, when an older woman comes up and tells me how well behave... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1425137258 | 1425222049 | t3_2xgssw | t5_2to41 | 5 | s_meckz: TIFU by trying to clean up dog pee
This happened a few days ago.
We have a new dog in the house. He's rather.. simple. To put it in perspective, his name is Hiccup because he forgets to breathe and.. you get the point.
To top that off, he's a growing boy that like to pee EVERYWHERE.
I was getting ready f... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425139547 | 1425280574 | t3_2xgwi5 | t5_2to41 | 473 | snackcube: TIFU by leaving a toddler in his bedroom (NSFW)
My son is nearly three.
For most of his life he's taken a nap after lunch for a couple of hours, giving us a chance to have some time to ourselves. Recently, although he still gets tired, he's decided he doesn't want to sleep - just lie down and rest. We usua... | 12 | 39.416667 | |
1425140047 | 1425165124 | t3_2xgxbq | t5_2to41 | 302 | [deleted]: TIFU by hosting a surprise birthday for my ex-gf.
TIFU by hosting this rather elaborate party for my now ex-girlfriend.
I had planned this like 2 weeks ahead of schedule, got her friends in on it, her brother and her parents.
I told her I was going to be away for her birthday and couldn't celebrate it with... | 10 | 30.2 | |
1425138017 | 1425186453 | t3_2xgtz2 | t5_2to41 | 37 | denimbastard: TIFU by pulling the red chord
My boyfriend and I were last night invited to our friends book release. The event took place in a very famous and prestigious building in our city. There was free beer and music and lots of networking.
We were there mostly for support for our friend, and though enjoyable, w... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1425141793 | 1425161234 | t3_2xh0h4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | megamanzx4: Tifu by telling my GF that she runs the kitchen
My girlfriend and I both wanted to see a movie so that we can end up spending time together. We got to the movies and we went to see DUFF. (Really good movie, recommend it) there's a shit ton of people for some odd reason. We're both annoyed for that same reas... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425142165 | 1425209528 | t3_2xh14s | t5_2to41 | 13 | bogomil4e: TIFU by ejaculating a pool of blood.
So... I just ejaculated a pool of blood.
I was looking through the Internet a few min ago when I suddenly noticed something that 'caught my eye' . Needless to say like any normal young male I whipped my thing out of my pants and started moving. However... Just a few mom... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1425143293 | 1425185343 | t3_2xh371 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving one of my good friends a semi-boner while rubbing my boyfriend's boner
Devils_halo2k: Everything about this is a trainwreck.
Including the comments. Lol
2Dfan95: I enjoyed it lol
Devils_halo2k: Did he?
2Dfan95: He sure did. What man wouldn't enjoy it?
Devils_halo2k: So. Did you think about ... | 31 | 1.096774 | |
1425144104 | 1425144985 | t3_2xh4qw | t5_2to41 | 56 | M0T0RB04T: TIFU by eating Pringles
God, I never thought this would happen to me...
So this happened a couple of days ago but it was night and I was doing some last minute cramming for my Accounting midterm that was the next morning at 8:00am. I was stressing and when I'm stressed I eat. My snack of choice: Pizza Pring... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1425142809 | 1425167996 | t3_2xh2av | t5_2to41 | 34 | body_snatching_zebra: TIFU by letting my son go through my parents junk drawer
This is throwaway account to save my brother from this embarrassing fuck up.
My 3 year old son likes to go through change and collect the largest coins, silver dollars in this case, and this morning he wanted to do that when we were at my p... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1425143304 | 1425149248 | t3_2xh37u | t5_2to41 | 38 | fknhungry: TIFU by saying I like your panties to a little girl....
I work at a front desk at hospital and today I fucked up huge. Mother brings in 1yo to be seen so Im doing my thing registering them n then I go to band the patient (the little girl). I needed to get her attention so I can put a band on her leg and de... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1425145079 | 1425149865 | t3_2xh6kq | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about "thigh gap" with my girl
Most of my fuckups occur when I try to do something nice, because I'm awkward and never get my words right. Except the time that I fucked up by [watching a horse masturbate ](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2xh33j/tifu_by_watching_a_horse_pleasure_himself/... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1425143243 | 1425156081 | t3_2xh33j | t5_2to41 | 337 | galumph_triumph: TIFU by watching a horse pleasure himself
Shaka_Waka: You need to keep fucking up. These posts are fucking hilarious.
galumph_triumph: thanks :)
RedditAtWork247: Seriously I loved both stories so far. The updates on the last story were the best. How is the Resident Evil HD remake and does Jen need a p... | 11 | 30.636364 | |
1425145587 | 1425176858 | t3_2xh7jv | t5_2to41 | 23 | Dexcov: TIFU by violently shitting my pants on my neighbor's front lawn.
It was a cool and sunny Saturday morning a few years back, and I groggily awoke from a drunken slumber, ready to make the short haul to the bathroom to expel all the toxic waste that was poisoning my gut. I was staying with my buddy in the city fo... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1425143794 | 1425171272 | t3_2xh44v | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by using girls name!
So this happened to me around 3 years ago, when I used to attend classes for preparation of some entrance exams. I used to travel 17 miles Saturday and Sunday to attend these classes.
(Unveiling the story the way I remember)
It was Saturday 7:30 pm and the class was over, I was o... | 4 | 2 | |
1425150069 | 1425163741 | t3_2xhg8f | t5_2to41 | 3 | QueenChris: TIFU by fogetting to take it off
So as usual this didnt happen today but here we go.
TIFU... I was on holidays last year with a few of my friends , my girlfriend , and a few of her friends.
Me and my girlfriend were in her hotel room having sex, it was good and after about 20 minutes i got dressed and wa... | 8 | 0.375 | |
1425149285 | 1425150798 | t3_2xhepe | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting my damn car.
Last night I went up to work to pick up my damn check. SO meets me there for dinner, we eat, leave as usual. Get home, go to bed, busy damn day tomorrow so lets get some sleep.
Moving kinda slow today, gotta go meet up with the future inlaws to do some awesome damn wedding pl... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425150973 | 1425262713 | t3_2xhi0a | t5_2to41 | 42 | gore-juss: TIFU By Standing Up
So, this didn't happen today, but it did happen last week and I just didn't get around to posting it.
So, it all started when Mother Nature decided to deliver a sucker punch to the uterus. I have always gotten really heavy periods, and they were all very irregular and unpredictable. Almo... | 7 | 6 | |
1425151568 | 1425165839 | t3_2xhj6s | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being sick
So, like all others this happened not today, but yesterday.
Here's a bit of backstory; I've been sick for around 2-3 days, and my girlfriend wanted me to see her. Me being lazy as a herd of sloths, kept making excuses of why I couldn't visit her, like the typical "I missed the bus". She s... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1425153595 | 1425164931 | t3_2xhna3 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking my teeth in a one-way window/mirror, and Elon Musk in his office happened to be on the other side
throwaway677351: I would be careful with posting the photo of Elon's office pointed out in it. I am sure his internet and security teams will not be happy to have that information out there.
Im... | 3 | 8 | |
1425155019 | 1425229541 | t3_2xhq43 | t5_2to41 | 289 | CheeksLaChampion: TIFU By asking my boyfriend a trap question
My boyfriend and I were looking at a photo of an attractive young couple in their 20's, and then a current photo of them in their 70's. The current photo of them in their later years showed the comforts and security of a loving relationship as well as an ext... | 7 | 41.285714 | |
1425154551 | 1425190510 | t3_2xhp5k | t5_2to41 | 8 | qwerty12qwerty: TIFU by having my dad be a used car salesman.
Let me start this off by saying he runs an honest small business, and works hard with customers if they are having problems, even has a mechanic to fix issues for free.
So the FU
Every guy knows that booty call text. As the night goes on, your standards s... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1425141308 | 1425208373 | t3_2xgzjz | t5_2to41 | 13 | lexieracheal: TIFU by forgetting my keys in my car at the strip club
This happened a few months ago, a friend of one of my good friends was turning 20 and decided she wanted to go to the strip club. Being a good friend of course I agreed to go. Who doesn't enjoy tits? Before we go in we smoke 3 blunts. I'm higher than ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1425156661 | 1425159169 | t3_2xhtb7 | t5_2to41 | 1 | SexyTimeAllTheTime0: TIFU by masturbating
flounderflound: Video... of you having a wank and your sister catching you?
hanjabala_mk: That would be interesting to see. No homo
flounderflound: lol, I'm good.
| 4 | 0.25 | |
1425151477 | 1425183462 | t3_2xhj04 | t5_2to41 | 71 | omnathbaggins: TIFU by choking my dick to death
Let me just make this easier for everyone:
**tl;dr I habitually choked the life out of my tuna can dick and shattered my psyche in the process**
Like all TIFUs, this wasn't today but over the course of about 6 months last year. I was late to the game of sexual activity,... | 8 | 8.875 | |
1425159804 | 1425178037 | t3_2xhzi3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ThrowDownSnowdown: TIFU By Watching Porn
Throw-away account, btw. Not sure if NSFW
This FU happened 3 days ago. I was just on my computer, no harm being done, browsing the web looking at reddit blah blah, normal life. I was reading some NSFW posts, and got aroused. Immediately decided to Ctrl + Shift + N, and watch so... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1425159797 | 1425246552 | t3_2xhzhq | t5_2to41 | 121 | TheSupremist: TIFU by not understanding a Redditor's generousness
Just happened about an hour ago. I know it might be pretty common, but I have to post this. Mods can do whatever they want with this post.
I posted something in a certain game's subreddit (not gonna say it for obvious reasons) asking if it was going to ... | 8 | 15.125 | |
1425161697 | 1425163195 | t3_2xi307 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Spartan117qz: TIFU by trying to steal an MP3 player
My fuck up started this morning by my progress report coming in, my grades were shit (Not going into details). Because of that my dad told me that as of Monday ALL of my electronics beyond my old mp3 player were going to be taken. So in my panic, I decided to put al t... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1425159186 | 1425165735 | t3_2xhya7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | TheParzival: TIFU by trying to pee too hard
Ok so a little background. Today I had a [cardiac catheter ablation](http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/007368.htm) for [Wolff Parkinson White Syndrome](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolff–Parkinson–White_syndrome).
so after the surgery I had to stay in bed wi... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1425162138 | 1425284463 | t3_2xi3xu | t5_2to41 | 8 | Pyirma: TIFU by playing Dare or Dare with my best friend.
This happened about 3 minutes ago, me and my bud where playing Dare or Dare, and I got dared to put Icy hot on my ballsack. so like the idiot I am, I did it, I still feel the burn....
EDIT: So I tried vaporub, I think it hurt less than the Icy Hot. But it made ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1425163028 | 1425164879 | t3_2xi5l5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | FerociousOreos: TIFU by being me.
Friday night I went to a party because my girlfriend and I have been having troubles and we needed a social gathering to help us feel like a normal relationship again. On my way there, I hit a dog with my car. He ran out in front of me without even looking.. I clipped him with the corn... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1425162386 | 1425214483 | t3_2xi4eu | t5_2to41 | 10 | ShroomishGuy: TIFU by flicking some soup at my classmate
So this all happened yesterday at lunch.
I was sitting in the school canteen eating my lunch with a bunch of friends and everything went on as normal. After most of my friends had left to attend their classes, it was just me and 3 others left.
This was when one o... | 5 | 2 | |
1425165194 | 1425237311 | t3_2xi9m2 | t5_2to41 | 453 | B_O_A_T_S: TIFU by asking my father if my girlfriend could sleep-over.
Edit2: I appreciate the help and the typical support, i say that with a rude tone, but i don't mean it that way. It literally seems typical of redditors to be sympathetic and understanding, and i'm greatful for that. Thank you for the comments, it a... | 5 | 90.6 | |
1425166064 | 1425331047 | t3_2xib70 | t5_2to41 | 2,118 | [deleted]: TIFU "by sleeping with my girlfriend's sister
PotatoC570: I dated a girl from high school for about a year and she always talked about her sister from college who was a year older than me, but I never met her. Well about a 2 months ago I started dating this girl who shared the same last name, I never put it... | 14 | 151.285714 | |
1425166227 | 1425185291 | t3_2xibhc | t5_2to41 | 4 | Jake3feet9: TIFU
Im a midget and played a 6'6" guy 1 on 1 in basketball. Needless to say I lost!
RezinGreenBoul: I thought midget was a slur?
MalachiDraven: I'm pretty sure the correct term is "hobbitses".
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425166890 | 1425183646 | t3_2xicoa | t5_2to41 | 287 | [deleted]: TIFU by recalling an incident from my youth... while browsing a sex shop.
When I was younger, I loved to go into my mother’s jewellery box. It contained such ethereal treasures, from sparking gems to iridescent metals. I would constantly sneak into her room to grab a peak at the bangles, earrings and necklac... | 7 | 41 | |
1425166627 | 1425201991 | t3_2xic7v | t5_2to41 | 7 | hymypoika: TIFU by being puked on by my cat.
This happened today.
So I was walking to my bathroom to pick up a q-tip. And before I even turned the light on, I felt my leg hit something. And there he is, my cat, the orange fluffy bastard himself, puking.
After a brief moment I felt something hot droop down my foot o... | 3 | 2.333333 |
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