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1425164256 | 1425170305 | t3_2xi7wp | t5_2to41 | 22 | ExoHuman15: TIFU by pissing myself in a hospital bed.
So here's what happened. A couple of years ago I started experiencing extremely bad back pain, that caused my back to be in agony whenever I would stand up or sit down. After a few months of thinking it would go away once I had grown or something (I was 14 at the ti... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1425166498 | 1425171372 | t3_2xibz1 | t5_2to41 | 0 | beachMX: TIFU - Apparently I am a racist SOB!
Ask asian guy walking out of PHO restaurant with bags full of PHO...
Me "Delivery?"
Him "Umm..Take out"
Me "Of course!"
My Wife Whispers to me "TIFU"
Kanuck_Kyle: Your wife yelled TIFU? out loud? She might as well have yelled hagabadla.
beachMX: I should have clarified s... | 4 | 0 | |
1425161408 | 1425232238 | t3_2xi2gf | t5_2to41 | 155 | depressedgirl90: TIFU on clicking a video about "the dress" during class
Scrolling through Facebook feed in the middle of class and saw a video on "the dress" that everyone has been talking about. I clicked on the video and the sound of a woman moaning began to play at full blast.
Everyone including the teacher looke... | 7 | 22.142857 | |
1425168316 | 1425183219 | t3_2xif8i | t5_2to41 | 4 | 96yuGtahT: TIFU by running out of toilet paper and clogging the toilet at friends (female) house
We been friends for awhile and have always messed around together, immediately as I got to her house I had to go to the bathroom extremely bad. So I go. After it all comes out there is no toilet paper i searched everywhere.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425169595 | 1425174822 | t3_2xihks | t5_2to41 | 23 | ElectricDonkeyShaman: TIFU by giving myself a hydrogen peroxide enema.
Jesus help me.
Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Unless you want to wish you were dead. Unless you want to have to go to your final possible retreat in the recesses of your mind, and breath slow deep breaths so you don't pass out in your bath... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1425169771 | 1425179221 | t3_2xihv9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | my_toes_are_cold: TIFU by buying headphones, letting the dog out & almost freezing to death
Let me preface this by saying I live in Quebec, where we have been told that this past February was one of the coldest on record. Also, that this is a throwaway for reasons that include privacy.
Alright, so I have been at m... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425170004 | 1425171410 | t3_2xiia9 | t5_2to41 | 71 | limlik: TIFU by not being more persistent when I told my wife that her brother was going to go crazy sooner or later.
He and his wife went out to dinner with my wife and my 4 and 2 year old kids. I have always been uncomfortable with it. The Brother and his wife got into in argument that led to him slamming the door of... | 6 | 11.833333 | |
1425169790 | 1425171080 | t3_2xihwe | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by drinking 4 drinks
Apologies for the length
This happened earlier today around 7 hours ago, I was walking round town with my mates and I was a bit thirsty. We keep on walking and I can't find any shops anywhere, we were currently in a housing estate area walking down the side of this main road. We kee... | 4 | 1 | |
1425171748 | 1425172623 | t3_2xil9v | t5_2to41 | 15 | stupidstupidstupid99: TIFU by being a snoopy asshole
I'm freaking out a bit here Reddit.
I got dumped a few years ago. Afterward, I realized I still had her facebook login info and gmail password. I just wanted to see what she was up to since I missed her. I'd login every now and then to catch up on her life. This con... | 5 | 3 | |
1425171257 | 1425198295 | t3_2xikff | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by loving blindly
Hi Reddit! Here's a story of me being in a relationship and totally blinded by my feelings, which led to a pretty sad fuckup. This won't be short, so I apologize for the length of the post. And for some unnecessary details that may find its way into the story or necessary details that ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1425171970 | 1425268635 | t3_2xilom | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a fast cashier at work.
This fuck up happened less than an hour ago.
I'm a cashier where I work, and we were busy today, so I was trying to ring up customers fast.
Then this lady shows up and decides to pay with a 100 dollar bill(even though her total was 30 something). It felt funny,... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1425174081 | 1425199685 | t3_2xipel | t5_2to41 | 15 | ihavethelisp: TIFU by letting my dog shit out a condom on my girlfriend's mom's carpet.
Today I fucked up.
First things first, I live with my GF, we've been living with eachother for seven months, everything is wonderful, we have a dog and we're happy 99% of the time. The tough thing is, that we live with her mom and ... | 5 | 3 | |
1425174047 | 1425175681 | t3_2xipcj | t5_2to41 | 9 | Rollers-Royce: TIFU by leaving my reddit account open at work.
scott_walkers_gayson: I hope you haven't logged out before subbing him to some new sub-reddits. Preferably porn or gross ones, that is if he already isn't.
Rollers-Royce: Give me a suggestion. All I got Is /r/rule34
scott_walkers_gayson: Just sub every s... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425169907 | 1425175498 | t3_2xii43 | t5_2to41 | 23 | SpencerReynen: TIFU by being incredibly stupid and obnoxious during a basketball game at my high school
Actually this was two days ago, but someone on a different sub suggested that I post it here.
I play drum set in the pep band for my school. It's our second time playing at a basketball game as a pep band, and our b... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1425173602 | 1425253857 | t3_2xiolo | t5_2to41 | 95 | nick5715: TIFU by unknowingly posting personal photos for nearly 4 years onto my Google+ account through Google Hangouts
I barely paid attention to my Google+ profile. I'm not a big fan of social media and apparently had my "Auto Awesome" option checked on for almost 4 years and photos set to public.
I unknowingly po... | 7 | 13.571429 | |
1425175301 | 1425216449 | t3_2xirf7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By accidentally eating "cake."
To preface, I am a college student in the midwest, and this FU happened during the summer of 2013. This particular summer was like many others for college students. I was working as a line cook at a gourmet restaurant, and as a result I had essentially no nights off to d... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1425177117 | 1425216801 | t3_2xiufm | t5_2to41 | 4 | PolarStHudson: TIFU By not saying I ate McDonald's
This wasn't really one day but over a couple of months.
At one point in my life I did not like to eat McDonalds because the prices (In my opinion) were to much. So I stopped eating there period. Anytime someone asked if I wanted something I would proudly say I do not ... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1425177907 | 1425180759 | t3_2xivqb | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with girlfriend up against the wall
No, thats it. I didnt mess up or anything, I was literallly fucking up... No wait, that didnt help, I meant everything went fine I just dont know how to say this without sounding like a failure. Am I doing this right?
TIFU trying to make a TIFU post.
av... | 9 | 4.333333 | |
1425178279 | 1425178784 | t3_2xiwbs | t5_2to41 | 5 | Chairdolf_Sitler: TIFU by saying ayyyy lmao of the petting zoo
MajesticCumfart: wut
JaysRooted: Love your username. Have an upvote.
Chairdolf_Sitler: Ayyyyy lmao
JaysRooted: Ayyyy you're not funny, troll. If you're going to troll, be funny.
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1425179285 | 1425179695 | t3_2xixxm | t5_2to41 | 7 | hasnoheadphones: TIFU by watching porn without headphones
So the sound was on mute.. then this ad bullshit came up and force unmuted to full volume.
"OHHHH YEAH THAT FELT SO GOOOOD..."
I'm going to try to convince myself that none of my family in the house heard that loud bitch.
superdankmaymays: Nobody gives a shit.... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425179122 | 1438534028 | t3_2xixo9 | t5_2to41 | 937 | latenightreads: TIFU by orgasming so hard my face burst
So I will make this short and sweet. My boyfriend was gone for work for a week. He has one night home then off to another job for two weeks. I pick him up and we head to the hotel we are staying at (he has to fly out early in the morning so we got a hotel close to... | 17 | 55.117647 | |
1425173727 | 1425222597 | t3_2xiosw | t5_2to41 | 3 | Kayeegee: TIFU on tinder
TIFU by trying to tinder.
I've been talking to a guy on the app for a couple days and gave him my address to hang out later (I know, I'm an idiot).
Went to check if he replied... Couldn't find his profile/our conversation anymore.
Really hoping he just lost interest and I'm not about to beco... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425179775 | 1425192956 | t3_2xiyqh | t5_2to41 | 29 | SirWishbone: TIFU by choosing my wife's hair colour
My wife likes to have me choose the colour of the hair dye she uses. This is not usually a problem, and she likes to make me happy by wearing the colour I've chosen.
Last week we were out shopping, and she asked me to choose her colour again. She usually uses a de... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1425180845 | 1425246580 | t3_2xj0ho | t5_2to41 | 373 | Idontlikechunky: TIFU by logging in to my b/f 's facebook, and now he became my ex
Kanuck_Kyle: Karate chop his wang
Idontlikechunky: I'm doing Aikido and we don't attack ppl. We only defense ourselves :p
InbredDucks: Well then, self-defense his wang off!
Idontlikechunky: no thanks don't want to get my hand dirty :p
Q... | 8 | 46.625 | |
1425170618 | 1425185210 | t3_2xijd6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By Being An Asshole To My Girlfriend
For the past week and following into next week I am completely scheduled with school and work. I had a midterm this afternoon, work tomorrow a midterm on Monday, a paper due Wednesday and a test on thursday. I also work on tuesday and wednesday as well as well as the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425170982 | 1425201236 | t3_2xijzc | t5_2to41 | 51 | LobsterDragon: TIFU Wishing Luck to One of My Favorite Actors
Today, I went to my first ever convention and it was everything I thought it could be. There were some seriously incredible cosplays, cool booths, and best of all: some of my all-time favorite actors.
My buddy and I go up to the one guy we have both been wa... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1425157049 | 1425184204 | t3_2xhu37 | t5_2to41 | 3 | mustangwolf1997: TIFU by sleep talking [NSFW, RACISM]
pm_me_your_captchas: k
mustangwolf1997: [k](http://i.gyazo.com/6a9566b3e2f8e9c50cf9be96ad946541.png)
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1425182098 | 1425210802 | t3_2xj2l8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | The_Blue_Star: TIFU by trying to blow ashes off of my laptop...
Sooo...
I was sitting at my laptop beside /u/mustangwolf1997 and I accidentally flicked cig ashes onto my keyboard. When I noticed, I tried to blow them off. The ashtray was to my left by a damn millimeter. I ended up blowing ALL the ashes, EVERYWHERE! I ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425182092 | 1425207957 | t3_2xj2kv | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a female co-worked to blow me.
Ugh so I don't know how to really explain this but I will try my best. I recently got a job at a call centre for a Telecom company. On Friday we were doing mock calls for training purposes and having a good time messing around with the training systems and what n... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1425181970 | 1425182656 | t3_2xj2du | t5_2to41 | 3 | WeLostHelen: TIFU by approaching an old lady to help her cross the road.
I got to work an half hour early this morning and I saw a old lady pushing her walker. Which looked extremely broken. She looked up with and began yelling at me calling me nasty names and nothing that need not be repeated.
Only reason why I want... | 3 | 1 | |
1425183994 | 1425193017 | t3_2xj5nu | t5_2to41 | 12 | uriamuthrowaway: TIFU: By putting a condom in a rubbish bin.
So, like all TIFU's this didn't happen today, but two days ago... close enough. I was at my girlfriend place, her mum is away on a girls weekend so only her dad and sister were home. Keep in mind we're frisky uni students, taking every opportunity we have. He... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1425185899 | 1425186713 | t3_2xj8ox | t5_2to41 | 4 | SapporoJones: It's the weekend so I can tell my TIFU story... [nsfw]
ASB2: Yay Reposts! You mongoloid
SapporoJones: automoderator told me to post it on the weekend. HANDS ARE CLEAN
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425186790 | 1425201416 | t3_2xja5c | t5_2to41 | 41 | bookfancier69: TIFU by dropping phone into my diarrhea.
I had to make a quick trip over to my friends house to drop off some keys. Big group of people all pre drinking, typical for a Saturday night. All of a sudden my stomach turns and I have to go to the washroom.
Explosive diarrhea, people out in the living room are... | 13 | 3.153846 | |
1425186256 | 1425188775 | t3_2xj99y | t5_2to41 | 12 | james_perse_fanboy: TIFU by blaring an incredibly inappropriate song at full volume on a quiet Sunday afternoon with all of my windows open.
I was messing around with my younger brother in his room today, just talking, browsing the Internet, whatever. For a little background, our house has a pretty nice sound system th... | 3 | 4 | |
1425187294 | 1425256205 | t3_2xjayv | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by explaining what Smegma was at a party
r
perdix_: If "felching" is ever mentioned, you don't know what that means. Understood?
sampaps-_: Well now that I know what it means...I wish I didn't.
perdix_: Me, too!
There's so much I've had to look up on Urban Dictionary that I regretted learning. I use... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1425186981 | 1425270863 | t3_2xjagw | t5_2to41 | 2,477 | SpigotBlister: TIFU by almost kidnapping three small children.
Let me start this off with the obligatory "this wasn't today" disclaimer.
Not long ago, I had to go on a pretty long car trip for school that meant I had to wake up super early in the morning. Decided I would stop and get some coffee for the trip.
So here... | 26 | 95.269231 | |
1425188250 | 1425227100 | t3_2xjcdp | t5_2to41 | 4 | azuremagikz: TIFU by making my parents think I died.
This happened a long time ago, when I was 7 or 8 I think. At that time, I was a really sneaky little kid. So one day, I decided that I really didn't want to go to school. At this time, I slept with both my parents. This is where the FU happens.
One morning my parent... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425185634 | 1425219476 | t3_2xj8ap | t5_2to41 | 3 | jtan5461: TIFU by asking "Were they all girls?"
So that just happened about a hour ago, me and my lab partners met to do this lab report. Fyi I'm the only guy in the group. One of them asked how was our lab partners last semester, one said "they were all nice and smart". I was like"They were good". Out of curio... | 3 | 1 | |
1425189979 | 1425196980 | t3_2xjew0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | ZeeJay08: TIFU by twerking and subsequently farting on my girlfriend
Pretty much the title
However, let's start pre-christmas. I had told my brother that I would like a tech gadget for Christmas. He obliged and got me this pumpin 20 W waterproof Bluetooth speaker.
Fast forward to this morning, my lady and I are enjo... | 5 | 3 | |
1425190799 | 1425191835 | t3_2xjfzu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying an old house and rented out the basement to a young hormonal man
This is a rather on-going issue but every time they have sex it's a reminder of how much of a FU I'd done.
Bought this old house few months ago. I rented out the basement to this guy about a month ago. All is dandy. Then said gu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425191327 | 1425239042 | t3_2xjgor | t5_2to41 | 70 | I_still_love_mywife: TIFU by masturbating while my wife was on vacation - NSFW
Like most posts, this FU did not happen today but about a week ago.
My wife is pregnant with our first child (we each have a kid from our previous marriages). She is about six months along. For her birthday this year, I paid for her to go... | 11 | 6.363636 | |
1425191212 | 1425220998 | t3_2xjgjx | t5_2to41 | 8 | grandanes: TIFU by loving the local bum
This is something that I actually had forgotten all about, but it somehow suddenly came to my mind. This happened when I was around 7 or 8 years old. My parents are divorced and lives separately, which meant I only visited my father on weekends. Being a small town, it only has on... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425191472 | 1425242977 | t3_2xjgvs | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing a guy I really shouldn't have kissed
As my user name might imply, this is a big one. I've been in a very healthy, amazing relationship for about 3 years now; we've been on big trips together, met each others' families and friends, and we're about to move in together at a new place we've recen... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1425187602 | 1425194682 | t3_2xjbfm | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling her my girlfriend
This story actually takes place a couple of weeks ago, but I just joined Reddit so I'll tell it now.
Me and this girl had been dating for a couple months, and it was going good besides the fact she kept saying she didn't like emotions. I just played that off and rolled with... | 4 | 1 | |
1425191726 | 1425220777 | t3_2xjh71 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying '' I am an atheist '' in front of a sage. P.S. I am a Hindu and I am from India. That should explain it.
Today morning, a sage came to bless me and when my mother said touch his feet and all, i said '' I don't believe in god. I am an atheist.'' And i fucked up as my mother is an orthodox hindu... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425181666 | 1425207165 | t3_2xj1w6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get in a guy's pants
tl;dr I gave my redditor crush a tour a mumbai recently. In a frenzy of wasted youth I decided it would be a good idea to become excited about lsd. I forced him to go buy me some after he insisted it wasn't a good idea. Poor guy spent $40 trying to show me a good day an... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425194767 | 1425218334 | t3_2xjkpl | t5_2to41 | 21 | ZTexas: TIFU by trusting my girlfriend
Well reddit,
Today I had my best friend and his wife over for some drinks. It went great, secrets were shared, memories were made, burgers were grilled over hickory and delicious.
But then, as the evening came to a close, we finished off our margaritas, and my lovely girlfriend... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1425195432 | 1425270478 | t3_2xjle8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | cloone_tang: TIFU by drinking too much mineral water
I'm currently in Mexico, visiting family and I haven't been here in over a decade. Everyone said my stomach would take some getting used to with the food and I haven't been dropping the dueces as usual. Today in particular, I hadn't sat on the throne all the day with... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425195453 | 1425247623 | t3_2xjlf7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by dislocating a little kid's thumb and giving him a black eye with a huge stick.
Okay, so this didn't happen today, but it was recent. So there I was, walking down the street, when a wild stray cat appears. It starts rubbing my feet and, since I love cats, I pet it. Suddenly, a pack of third graders ap... | 4 | 11 | |
1425108754 | 1425200510 | t3_2xfzin | t5_2to41 | 3 | qkwi: TIFU by waking up late and trying to catch up
Okay so a little backstory. I live 25minutes away from the train station but by going through a field near my home it makes it only a 10min walk. This tifu literally happened 20mins ago..
So i m late and my train is set to go 30mins from now so i just decide to go t... | 3 | 1 | |
1425196132 | 1425231523 | t3_2xjm49 | t5_2to41 | 14 | I_AM_MUFFIN_GOD: TIFU By tring to modify my GameCube... (x-post r/gamecube)
Ugh... I feel like an utter idiot for messing up this badly but I did. So, I ordered a Xeno GC a few weeks back, which is the modchip for those who aren't sure, but as I was putting it in, the solder tip that I had at the time was way too thi... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1425198704 | 1425211872 | t3_2xjoo8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Idunmesseduponkik: TIFU by thinking that a girl on kik wanted a dirty chat
This just happened and I feel like an idiot. Girl made a post for chat and said it could be clean or dirty. I prefer to keep it clean because conversations are typically better when you do and that's the way our conversation was going. After ... | 3 | 3 | |
1425200269 | 1425259910 | t3_2xjq2g | t5_2to41 | 293 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex for the first time in about 2 months.
anotherspiff: Unexpected anal entry is probably one of the worst pains I've ever experienced. It has happened twice, and both times it was so painful I thought I was going to black out.
But you know, when it's expected and you're ready for it, it's... | 8 | 36.625 | |
1425200377 | 1425203046 | t3_2xjq62 | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting my boyfriend while I was in school. (NSFW-ish? Not really)
So this happened on Friday.
I've been so blown away by that damn dress that I walked around the school showing the picture of it to different students and teachers, asking what colour it is – while sexting my boyfriend. Well, I tho... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1425201781 | 1425202373 | t3_2xjrer | t5_2to41 | 13 | bon7bon2000: TIFU by playing a computer game in bed
I'm a teenage girl and I love playing computer games. I know this may seem unusual, but I like to go on my laptop whilst I'm in bed because it's way more comfortable.
Anyway, I was on my period and I decided to play TF2 to take my mind off it (I was wearing a pad and... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1425198793 | 1425239324 | t3_2xjor8 | t5_2to41 | 265 | FrostieTheSnowman: TIFU By Cooking Chicken Nuggets
Today I fucked up. I finished up my shift at work and picked up a bottle of BBQ sauce. It was a rather stressful day at work. At this point I'm just ready to zone out, eating dinner and watching Youtube with reckless abandon until I fall into a lethargy-induced coma. T... | 8 | 33.125 | |
1425204038 | 1425204825 | t3_2xjta4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | hungryjack128: TIFU by sharting on a rollercoaster
Unfortunately not today but last summer.
I was on a first date (double date) with a girl who I very much liked at the time and we thought an entertaining place to go would be a theme park. So the first couple of rides go fine, I'm a pretty avid roller-coaster fan, bu... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1425202392 | 1425379083 | t3_2xjry5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | imaginelizard: TIFU by reversing my car.
This did not happen today.
So I left the examination hall and walk towards my car after finishing my exam. I've paid no attention to whatever was behind my car at this moment because I'm still pretty much hype up at this point after nailing my exam (I think). So I got in my car... | 4 | 2 | |
1425204760 | 1425278925 | t3_2xjtxk | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: Tifu by having my girlfriends cat put down.
I feel sick.
My girlfriend.... Of only 2 months asked me if I could babysit her cat while she goes away with her family to ireland for 2 weeks.
We have really hit it off, only known each other for 3 or so months but it feels like forever, we get along so well, de... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1425205675 | 1425211320 | t3_2xjup3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | classykid95: TIFU By Letting My Best Friend Drive
TIFU by letting my best friend drive my car on the freeway.
It was the night of my eldest sister's birthday when my other older sister asked me to take her to her friend's house. (Just in case anyone is wondering our ages, I'm 19, my eldest is 25, and my other siste... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425201054 | 1425208480 | t3_2xjqsl | t5_2to41 | 13 | Lord_Of_The_Turds: TIFU by refusing to poop in high school
Okay, let me start off by saying that this story happened about a decade ago, but it's definitely worth the read. (Or is it?)
Anyways, a long time ago, during my first year of high school... It was a dull late week morning, a sunny and lazy day. It was about 1... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1425209018 | 1425211870 | t3_2xjxib | t5_2to41 | 26 | EvilNiko89: TIFU by sitting on my nuts.
This happend yesterday and I'm still recovering from the pain I encountered.
So in high school we had a PE class and we played some football, it was fun, and after we were done I headed down to go to my next class, when I noticed something wrong in my pants, my penis and nuts so... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1425210295 | 1425210707 | t3_2xjymc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing some late night browsing on Reddit.
Would like some opinions on how to deal with a situation.
Gonna cut to the chase. Came across a picture of my SO performing sexual acts on another guy. My mind is spinning and would like some opinions on how to handle this.
She also has an account so will ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1425206131 | 1425259316 | t3_2xjv3j | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a racist story to 7 year olds.
EDIT: PROOF. I FOUND IT. http://imgur.com/VQ34MXt
This TIFU was when I was around 7 years old, in grade 2.
So it was my turn for show in tell at school and I remembered a story my mum had told me the other day. I decided to ask my mum to dictate it to me so I ... | 10 | 9.5 | |
1425212500 | 1425214485 | t3_2xk0j9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | dingadang: TIFU by accepting to go on a second date.
I'm in a busy part of my life. I feel pretty successful, got a stable job, almost never loose my temper, doing OK overall... So one day I decide to go on Tinder and check it out. I use it once in a few months, since I keep busy with work friends, activities, mostly g... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1425214495 | 1425242481 | t3_2xk2eb | t5_2to41 | 3 | Prokolaz: TIFU by not drinking my coffee
Not actually me but a friend but still thought I'd share.
This weekend my choral group was on a weekend retreat to do a performance. The group had been plenty of times before but this was my first and to my surprise it was actually a four star hotel, not a hostel like I was exp... | 3 | 1 | |
1425216628 | 1425237428 | t3_2xk4o7 | t5_2to41 | 37 | ornionbelt: TIFU by promising my friend concert tickets
This is my first post...like, ever.
A few months back my brother and I managed to get four tickets to a concert that were in his name. The idea was that he was going to take his friend with him, while I was going to take my gf.
Fast forward to about a month ago,... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1425221408 | 1425242813 | t3_2xkas0 | t5_2to41 | 359 | Viking_4: TIFU by going to China
This fuck up happend on thursday, but I didn't find out about it untill today.
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So on Thursday around 13:00 i left my home country to do a 5-week business internship in China. Having a girlfriend, I spent the last night before I left at her place. We got up in the morning, she made m... | 9 | 39.888889 | |
1425221011 | 1425254511 | t3_2xka73 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating at a roommate's birthday party
This TIFU, like most, happened a few years ago. It was 2 years after I came from Korea to Canada, (My mom's korean, my dad is canadian), and I got invited to my first birthday party.
Now here in Canada, (Montreal, Quebec) we have this thing called a Poutine. It... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1425223574 | 1425259319 | t3_2xke1c | t5_2to41 | 3,111 | WebSlinger66: TIFU by using lube on my mom [X-post due to Rule #3]
This is an x-post from earlier this week. Mods took it down due to me breaking Rule #3. Here's for my second chance.
I was dating this gorgeous blonde in high school (we will call her Sarah) and our daily routine would be to come home from school, get ... | 19 | 163.736842 | |
1425223480 | 1425241464 | t3_2xkdww | t5_2to41 | 23 | HisDudeness18: TIFU- By leaving my cake unattended
So I am currently studying for a very important test, and I decided I would try to study in a loud, inhospitable environment. So I took the train to Grand Central Station.
I sat down and realized that I would like to being my study session with a delightful cupcake f... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1425224241 | 1425269708 | t3_2xkf3u | t5_2to41 | 4 | F-Tip: TIFU by throwing water on an electrical fire
this actually happened last week but anyway i have been keeping a bucket of water next to my bed as a makeshift fire/burglar alarm and last week i woke up in the middle of the night to my fire detector going off so i got up and noticed smoke in the hallway so i ran an... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1425226347 | 1425296023 | t3_2xkirq | t5_2to41 | 1,193 | JBirdx665: TIFU by letting my teacher put her hand in a kids jizz.
This happend a few years ago, my senior year in highschool. So heres some backstory. Due to certain reasons, I had one less class than everyone els, so to make it up I would goto the room where kids can go to make up work and such. This room is basicall... | 12 | 99.416667 | |
1425226431 | 1425229047 | t3_2xkiwv | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by fingering my best friend while she was sleeping
So first of all, i'm a standard, virgin, always horny, 15 year old guy. And yesterday, while I was sitting in my room, chilling on Reddit, my best friend wrote to me that she was home alone. We had known each other for several years, and we basically kn... | 6 | 2 | |
1425226755 | 1425682243 | t3_2xkjhw | t5_2to41 | 496 | epilepticraveparty: TIFU by sleeping in
Holy crap, this actually happened like 10 minutes ago!
So I'm the father of 2 kids who love to wake up at 7am sharp, and the husband of a woman that says if she has to wake up early then I have to wake up early. Even on my days off.
Needless to say, I'm usually tired and crank... | 7 | 70.857143 | |
1425226474 | 1425273874 | t3_2xkiz5 | t5_2to41 | 165 | fancyHODOR: TIFU by being too fat for Disneyland
This happened about a year ago, but I finally decided to share my shame with you, random internet strangers. Sorry for the length.
So, as the more perceptive of you may have ascertained by the title, this fuckup happened at Disneyland, while I was there with some of my... | 8 | 20.625 | |
1425226753 | 1425229797 | t3_2xkjho | t5_2to41 | 61 | sexquipoop69: TIFU by Humperdinking my uncle
So I was 15 and one of my uncles had a huge Halloween party/rave/bash in a barn up north. Hundreds of people in costumes. It was like my second time getting actually shitfaced. First time ever drinking a beer with my old man(after he helped me puke in the bushes) and just ... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1425224649 | 1425258720 | t3_2xkftd | t5_2to41 | 50 | detective_awesome: TIFU by thinking the away message on AIM was private
to be clear this happened when I was in middle school (6th grade) about 10 years ago, im not still using AIM in 2015.
Anyways back in middle school I wasn't very good with the ladies, sure I had some girls who told me they had crushes on me but I... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1425228789 | 1425257198 | t3_2xkn5z | t5_2to41 | 140 | hobnob1207: TIFU by telling my autistic little brother that the cake he made was banging. [SLIGHTLY NSFW]
Last Christmas, my autistic little brother Josh got a book on how to make cakes, as he likes to bake a lot.
I don't live with my Mom as I live with my girlfriend Sophie, about an hour away from my Mom's house. We ... | 11 | 12.727273 | |
1425227979 | 1425241234 | t3_2xkloo | t5_2to41 | 13 | SuperSaiyanTrunks: TIFU by peeing in my friends fridge.
So this fuck up happened Friday night/ Saturday morning. My friend came home to visit and since I haven't seen him in months we decide to get wasted and play video games.
Its business as usual. Play some N64 and drink beer. Then we switch to shots. After we finis... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1425229823 | 1425231250 | t3_2xkp53 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by pranking my girlfriend.
So I'm a 16 year old boy who is still treated like a toddler in my family. My girlfriend goes to a different school so we don't really see each other that often, but when we do we get a little freaky.
Me and my girlfriend have had a little prank war going on for quite some ti... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425232057 | 1425260603 | t3_2xktf5 | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by emailing an OkCupid date's Ex
I originally fucked up three years ago but this fuck up just came back from the vortex to stress me out all over again.
I met a girl on OkCupid at a restaurant and we had a pleasant enough dinner, she initiated a goodnight kiss, and we texted back and forth until meetin... | 8 | 12.125 | |
1425230565 | 1425245352 | t3_2xkqkv | t5_2to41 | 6 | slaindragonz: TIFU by shitting my pants at work in front of my coworker
I thought I was alone. I thought it was going to be just a fart. I was wrong.
Kanuck_Kyle: What the fuck is up with all you people shitting your pants?!
slaindragonz: Taco Bell
[deleted]: Omg it is taco bell those bastards lol
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1425232760 | 1425265084 | t3_2xkuuj | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing oral-sex with my girlfriend
My SO and me are together for like 1 year now, she wanted to do everything slow (on sexual stuff and such) and because I really love her, I was okay with waiting that long. It was hard for me, since i've slept with 4 other woman in the last 5 years, It was hard to le... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1425232993 | 1425282416 | t3_2xkvbx | t5_2to41 | 243 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my religious mother "I don't buy it".
I grew up in a supremely religious household under the stern watch of two extremely religious parents, but for quite a while now I have not been a member of that same faith. They take me to church every Sunday and I always leave guiltily aware of the fact... | 6 | 40.5 | |
1425232888 | 1425319252 | t3_2xkv3q | t5_2to41 | 11 | tucuarez: TIFU by sitting down too quickly after my vasectomy.
Six days after my vasectomy I was feeling a whole lot better pain wise. My ball sack was still a bit swollen and on this particularly warm day swollen AND hanging lower than usual. I got up from bed to go take my morning piss and on my way back decided that... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1425230304 | 1425247897 | t3_2xkq35 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Suckatbeinghuman: TIFU By Sleeping In Like A Zombie.
So, I've been dating this guy for a while. And after ages, I actually do like somebody. We were supposed to meet this week/-end but due to work I wasn't able to meet him and I told him I would see him on Sunday morning. I haven't been sleeping all week and have been ... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1425232873 | 1425236374 | t3_2xkv2c | t5_2to41 | 11 | pickledpeppereater: TIFU by thinking I could trust my family with a cupcake
So you know those huge carrot cake cupcakes they sell at Costco sometimes? Well, in my family I'm a notoriously slow eater. When we buy these cupcakes I usually cut them in half and take my time enjoying each part. So the night before school on... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1425233170 | 1425244458 | t3_2xkvpm | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my SO's wedding dress.
Sorry for mobile.
I am a male early 20s and I decided to go out with some friends to get some drinks. My SO didn't want to go with us so she stayed at my place and slept. (we live together). Fast forward a few hours and I am blackout drunk.. Idk how this happens but ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1425236818 | 1425238959 | t3_2xl3de | t5_2to41 | 12 | sacesu: TIFU by peeing in the shower.
This happened only moments ago.
After a heavy night of drinking, I woke up today feeling sticky, smelly and slightly hungover/drunk. I leave my girlfriend in bed and decide to take a shower, to hopefully sober up and feel less gross.
Like a robot, I turn on the water, strip and ... | 4 | 3 | |
1425239554 | 1425278762 | t3_2xl90u | t5_2to41 | 187 | Faptastic88: TIFU by drinking my brothers jizz [NSFL/W]
I'm starting to realize my life consists of a string of TIFUs. This happened literally minutes ago, i'm still rather shaken up.
My older brother asked me to format and re-install Windows in return for some coin in an mmo we both play. So, I avidly agreed.
As I wa... | 5 | 37.4 | |
1425239654 | 1425313986 | t3_2xl97r | t5_2to41 | 16 | wasup85: TIFU by attempting to eat cereal. [Slightly NSFW]
So after pulling an accidental all-nighter because of energy drink abuse at work, I decided I just needed something to eat in order to sleep.
So I meander groggily into my kitchen for some breakfast.
"I know!" I thought, "I'll have a bowl of high protein Chee... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1425237161 | 1425251179 | t3_2xl43a | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by loving
I've been really wanting to be together with my one friend, she's more than I could ever imagine and I think the world of her and I love her and all that stuff, even when we first met, we were inseperable. But, she met one of my friends, and she was into him, more into him than me. He had a gi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425239862 | 1425300163 | t3_2xl9n3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by browsing pyjamas for my GF.
This happened about a week ago: as my girlfriend's birthday is coming up I knew something she wanted was a new pair of pyjamas (I'm gonna buy other things too, just this as something else). So a while before the problem happened I was browsing around various clothes stores... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1425240285 | 1425265005 | t3_2xlakg | t5_2to41 | 801 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my pubes felt by airport security
As a first confession, this didn't happen today but a last summer.
So I always wear shorts when I travel because I generally find it more comfortable and it's just one of those things I've always done. I was ready to get on a plane to go to England and in the... | 6 | 133.5 | |
1425239621 | 1425522197 | t3_2xl95k | t5_2to41 | 82 | jameshearten: TIFU By ordering a penis extender and letting my mom get the mail.
So as a virgin guy with a slight errrr....curve, I should say...I read a thread about this particular curve once I realized it wasn't typical. One comment by a woman reads "OMG GROSS THAT'S THE WORST KIND NO WOMAN WILL EVER REALLY LOVE YOU... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1425240528 | 1425242725 | t3_2xlb1e | t5_2to41 | 9 | Insanityandsentinal: TIFU by not reading a recipe correctly
This fuck up took place in my culinary essentials class when we had a free lab (meaning we had a class day to cook whatever we wanted). My group decided on making brownies. This, children, is where my fuck up begins. Everything was going according to plan up u... | 3 | 3 | |
1425243774 | 1425246026 | t3_2xlhti | t5_2to41 | 15 | AHughes1078: TIFU by completely erasing my hard drive
I have this 500GB *external* hard drive that I wanted to format. So in Windows, I used the device manager to locate the drive and make sure it was the correct one to erase.
I noticed that the drive was showing up twice in the list for some reason, as both disk 2 an... | 3 | 5 | |
1425237391 | 1425264653 | t3_2xl4kd | t5_2to41 | 272 | Cthulhu_Walks: TIFU by starting a pillow fight with my SO.
This fuck up happened about 2 years ago, but I still get shit for it today.
I am service member and my girlfriend (now fiancée) have had a long distance relationship going on for 5 years. We're apart more than we are together due to me being frequently relocat... | 5 | 54.4 | |
1425244440 | 1425318920 | t3_2xlj5k | t5_2to41 | 8 | squirterstoryacct623: TIFU by rekindling a relationship with a squirter
A few years ago when I was 24 or so, I was on a drinking safari with some friends at a bar. As the night went on people started to part ways and I was left drinking with one friend. We decided to split a cab as he lived nearby. He had a tab at the ... | 4 | 2 |
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