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1425243680 | 1425260542 | t3_2xlhmy | t5_2to41 | 7 | RoadsTravled: tifu by losing a bet now being blackmailed
Today I fucked UP! I've already got the help of one friend on this but I want to see what you guys come up with. I have a "friend" that I play a few games online with. Found out it was a girl. Well today we were kidding around and got into a sexy kind of mood. We... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1425232414 | 1425252835 | t3_2xku6s | t5_2to41 | 39 | SyphiliticMonk: TIFU by sending a girl her own naked picture back to her several months later by mistake
So let me preface this by saying this happened a few years ago when I was 19. I posted this earlier in the week, and thought that whole "save it for the weekends" rule was just a joke. Apparently not.
So a couple c... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1425245250 | 1425274337 | t3_2xlktw | t5_2to41 | 110 | jeffknk: TIFU by coming out of the cabinet
TIFU. Writing this on a Sunday, actually happened last week. I'm a 17 year old boy going to college and I usually start at 8 am. So I arrived at 6.45 am which was very early and I decided to go find somewhere in school to sleep. So I searched for a bit around the school and i ... | 3 | 36.666667 | |
1425243683 | 1425321636 | t3_2xlhnc | t5_2to41 | 1,991 | Azure42: TIFU by teaching my dog to watch me pee.
I have a very smart dog who is entirely, even obsessively, treat-motivated to perform tricks. He could not care less about getting a pat on the head or a "good boy" reinforcement; it's all about the treats. He also quickly learned that I carry a pocketful of doggy treat... | 9 | 221.222222 | |
1425245425 | 1425275980 | t3_2xll7a | t5_2to41 | 5 | RogerWaterZ: TIFU by trusting a drug dealer.
This happened last night. I was at a bar and I gave him the money first (like an idiot). He leaves then an hour later he shows back up with a girl and doesn't even acknowledge my presence. I approached him while he's sitting at the bar and ask where is it. He looks at me and... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425246648 | 1425290389 | t3_2xlnpy | t5_2to41 | 57 | FiftyShadesOfCunts: TIFU by having a small penis
Let me start off by saying that I am not well endowed. Thanks dad. I come in at a **staggering** 5in length and 4in girth. Holy **fuck.** Also, this cringe worthy of a story happened yesterday.
I'll spare you guys the useless details and get straight to the point. I'm 1... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1425246774 | 1425496106 | t3_2xlnzz | t5_2to41 | 14 | i4NDR3W: TIFU by replying seriously on Twitter
Unlike most posts on here, my fuck-up happened right now.
So this girl in my class, who is very attractive, just tweeted a picture that read *"How badly do you want to fuck me?"*. Now, I don't usually reply to her tweets but this time I did... and I regretted it instantl... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1425246730 | 1425247728 | t3_2xlnwp | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a one-night-stand
This happened this past thursday, but whatever.
A friend of mine was visiting me from out of town, and of course we decided to get drunk. Fast forward to him and myself walking with a friend of a friend to her appartment. We get in bed, and within minutes her and I are stupi... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425249388 | 1425249663 | t3_2xltfl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high and drinking wine and watching the Matrix Trilogy...here's what I have so far. -The Theory of Pea and Poop Equality.-
This is the theory of fart and pea equality:
This theory states two things but it must first be mentioned, for most of history when people have said they are going to th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425235882 | 1425291744 | t3_2xl1fb | t5_2to41 | 16 | ThePoet13: TIFU by getting in the wrong car to buy weed.
So, just like everyone else I am a long time lurker and this is my first true TIFU worthy experience IMO. So please do your best to enjoy my misfortune, cause we all know I have laughed heartily at yours ;)
Lol so my title is pretty straight forward, and buying... | 4 | 4 | |
1425249596 | 1425271648 | t3_2xltv9 | t5_2to41 | 152 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating in the shower
This happened on Friday. I had lost my job a few weeks ago and I haven't had much luck finding anything. I finally found a decent place to work that I had a little experience with. After a couple interviews at the place they offered me the position of a fork truck driver an... | 7 | 21.714286 | |
1425248358 | 1425337793 | t3_2xlrcq | t5_2to41 | 337 | rampant46: TIFU by building the pressure
So, this actually happened today, so the "Today I F***** Up" label isn't a lie...
It's been a really stressful week for me, and I decided that it would be a great idea to kill some of the stress with some strangulation...that is to say I choked the chicken...for the first time i... | 5 | 67.4 | |
1425248646 | 1425303692 | t3_2xlrwo | t5_2to41 | 13 | googoocello: TIFU by scarring myself and my friends with countless images of vaginas [NSFW]
(this actually happened a couple days ago)
In history class, we're currently learning about women's suffrage. As part of a project, I was searching for anti-suffragist posters. I came across a [poster](https://i.imgur.com/Sh3SR... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1425249432 | 1425257963 | t3_2xltjf | t5_2to41 | 237 | Canyoufeelmyfart: TIFU by getting high
This happened today for once, i an a bit of a college stoner. I work weekends at this shitty shop that I hate and I'm sure I'm employed illegally, anyway to the story.
I was working at 6pm today so I thought at 1pm I had time to meet my friends have a smoke and a chill and just ... | 6 | 39.5 | |
1425246941 | 1425300649 | t3_2xlocz | t5_2to41 | 134 | LonelyTuft: TIFU by being late to class [NSFW]
This didn't happen today, this happened on Thursday, so sorry about that. Here's a little background info. My school has three staircases, two of them go through the 1st through 4th floors, the last one goes to the basement. Our schools basement only has 1 class so it's ve... | 8 | 16.75 | |
1425250465 | 1425252062 | t3_2xlvld | t5_2to41 | 7 | SofaKing56: TIFU (UPDATE) By "almost" being a home wrecker!
First sorry if there's a certain way to add updates I'm fairly new to reddit. Also if someone can tell me how to add my first TIFU to this so you guys can read the original it was posted a couple days ago. Thanks in advance! Well anyways a few days ago I had a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425250808 | 1425253657 | t3_2xlw9j | t5_2to41 | 30 | throwawayifu1111: TIFU by deeply upsetting my GF's parents, AKA never mix business and family.
Throwaway because... well, just because.
I was hired by my GF's mother to work on a project for a couple of weeks, and we went out yesterday for a family dinner, since I hadn't seen much of them since arriving. Conversation ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1425251959 | 1425302356 | t3_2xlyls | t5_2to41 | 2,043 | discobiscuit4005: TIFU by following FIND MY IPHONE to a house on Compton and knocked on it.
Here is another stolen iphone story and looking for advice.
**2/27/15 (Friday):** My girlfriend and I went out with some friends in Hollywood and had some drinks at the club there. I believe she inadvertently put her phone ... | 14 | 145.928571 | |
1425252453 | 1425256560 | t3_2xlzlw | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU? by sleeping with/leading someone on while on a break with my SO.
I'm madly in love with my SO who I'm on a break with due to personal issues, and now I have a dude who honestly thinks that I'm the most beautiful/sexy/amazing woman in the city.
The second dude is legit, and has experience. He knows the... | 4 | 1 | |
1425252529 | 1425255862 | t3_2xlzra | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by hate-farting on a turkey.
Some of you may remember me from the "[farting on a lady in German](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2w2w4c/tifu_by_farting_in_a_cubicle/)" fiasco a couple weeks ago, if you don't you should read it so the rest makes sense. Anyways, I'm back with more fuck up which I no... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425253663 | 1425292094 | t3_2xm1qz | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my grandma would be asleep at 3am
So on one day of the week I have to stay with my grandma overnight to cut down on her nursing aid costs because she can no longer live alone and is wheelchair bound. This particular tuesday I woke up in the night feeling strangely amorous for having been at ... | 3 | 4 | |
1425254404 | 1425259041 | t3_2xm37n | t5_2to41 | 14 | 5poundthrowaway: TIFU By shitting 5 pounds into the shower of a shitty small apartment and then puking all over everything. (really.)
So, I'm an adventurer at heart. I recently hitchhiked across the country from texas to georgia to visit my dad. He's an older guy, had me late in life (I'm 20) and he lives in a very ver... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1425254956 | 1425263911 | t3_2xm4cm | t5_2to41 | 8 | codeinelord: TIFU by being alive
Like all other TIFU posts, this didn't happen today but the start of this last week.
Little backstory, I'm in the Air Force and we have these "restaurants" called "dining facilities" or "defacs" for short. So on this particular day, it was cold and rainy and since I'm still in trainin... | 4 | 2 | |
1425255415 | 1425363331 | t3_2xm589 | t5_2to41 | 24 | marcotb12: TIFU by fapping standing up.
This happened today.
So all my family is home and I suddenly I felt an indescribable urge to fap. There are people in my room, so clearly that's a no go. So I decide to go to the restroom to do my business but sitting on the toilet was way to loud (especially since I wanted to ... | 4 | 6 | |
1425256145 | 1425263272 | t3_2xm6p4 | t5_2to41 | 24 | jwats13: TIFU by drinking on my friend's birthday
Obligatory "this didn't happen today". This fuck up took place a couple weeks ago.
**THE CONTEXT**
It was the night of my friend's birthday. I live in a fraternity on a college campus, which means one thing: drinking with the bros. They all started drinking at 6 pm, y... | 3 | 8 | |
1425255810 | 1425285047 | t3_2xm60v | t5_2to41 | 27 | dontshitwhereyoupiss: TIFU by pissing at a urinal
Throwaway. So today I was at work and I needed to piss so I headed to the urinals. As I got in the bathroom a coworker of mine (lets call him Frank) walks out and we awkwardly said hi. We'll come back to him later. So then I was at the urinal releasing my bladder from a... | 3 | 9 | |
1425238301 | 1425258620 | t3_2xl6gz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting stoned w/ my friend, and talking about how much I love my best friend's dick
So this fuck up happened last weekend, but I thought it still worth the submission.
My friend just moved into an apartment w/ her 21 year old sister, so as a sort of "house warming" party we decided we'd smoke a few... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425255473 | 1425274027 | t3_2xm5cc | t5_2to41 | 10 | LeFartConnoisseur: TIFU , by enjoying a fart not belonging to me
Unlike a lot of TIFUs this one actually did occur today. It has left me reevaluating my entire life as a whole.
Back story: I had been letting off some fantastic farts for the last hour leading up to this
So its midnight and as we all know cereal is bes... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1425257314 | 1425258118 | t3_2xm8wz | t5_2to41 | 3 | shiftygopher: TIFU by making peanut gravy
tizorres: Hi shiftygopher, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by making peanut gravy*, has been removed because you have violated one of our rules, which can be located in the sidebar.
**RULE 2:** Posts without context: Posts that are mundane a... | 3 | 1 | |
1425258200 | 1425298263 | t3_2xmani | t5_2to41 | 316 | recreationAtion: TIFU by accidentally hitting on another guy in a liquor store..
Alright so I teach at an elementary school and they had these free compliment strips that you could pull off a piece of paper to brighten up your day a little bit because most teachers are depressed alcoholics who hate their lives... (But ... | 7 | 45.142857 | |
1425258409 | 1425270329 | t3_2xmb12 | t5_2to41 | 14 | KinkyKatelyn: TIFU by waking up my landlady's infant son
So last night, around 8pm, the hubby and I decide we are going to go out for an hour or two to shoot some pool and grab a drink or two. We live in a large apartment building with an underground garage, the easiest way of getting to it by foot is by using the elev... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1425257780 | 1425357955 | t3_2xm9sp | t5_2to41 | 33 | donttrusturgfandfrie: TIFU by trusting my girlfriend and best friend
Unlike most TIFUs these days, this was a true story, and not a pleasant one at that. What I'm about to describe to you happened several months ago in the Summer and I've since moved on - my girlfriend and I are no longer in contact but I've forgiven m... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1425258633 | 1425266039 | t3_2xmbgf | t5_2to41 | 4 | masahawk: TIFU by reading rules 38-40 of rules of the internet.
I saw a cat get burned because i thought one of the TIFU post was talking about rule 3 of internet instead of rule 3 of r/TIFU. Then i kept reading and i saw rule 38 and finished with rule 40 and searched thinking it was gonna be cat picture in a zip file... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1425258841 | 1425325948 | t3_2xmbug | t5_2to41 | 24 | the_last_gingernut: TIFU by trying to recreate the reddit posts about playing your games over FaceTime while in the bath
So this happened two days ago, I was browsing reddit and I saw an older post about a dude who facetimed his mums iPad so he could play his games while in the bath/shower. I decided that, even though ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1425257825 | 1425273541 | t3_2xm9w6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing up books at a family gathering
Foreword: My grandmother is nuts. She refuses to see any kind of psych doctor, so she's not on meds or officially diagnosed. My best guess is borderline personality order. One of her "symptoms" is saying/doing inappropriate things and just generally ignoring so... | 5 | 2 | |
1425257399 | 1425293093 | t3_2xm92o | t5_2to41 | 73 | twest420: TIFU by not going straight home after pooping my pants.
So my TIFU happened awhile back but I've been told it's Reddit worthy. Here goes. I'm a 24 male and on a Saturday night I decided to take my wife and year old son out to dinner. We had a nice meal, I had a steak which I ordered rare, I believe my firs... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1425163209 | 1425434367 | t3_2xi5xj | t5_2to41 | 7 | Kurtkillbane: TIFU By playing soccer in the winter
First off, let me start off by saying this happened awhile ago; before I discovered reddit and this subreddit. I did want to share this because it was an awful fuck up, and I think you guys would like to hear my story.
So me and a couple lads were playing soccer in 20... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425261183 | 1425290572 | t3_2xmgd6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | PeePornLover: TIFU by watching pee porn and cumming on my dad NSFW
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
I am 15 years old and live with my parents. Today i decided to watch some porn while jacking off, as most teens do. Now, i dont like regular boring porn. I like to watch girls peeing. I was really in to it, and didnt ... | 5 | 3 | |
1425263080 | 1425268486 | t3_2xmjw0 | t5_2to41 | 110 | HarrierGR9: TIFU by thinking I was gonna be part of a threesome
abreakfromfapping: Ouch. Your buddy fucked up. You can't just sub out potential sex partners without telling someone. Sorry man. I hope he got blue balled too.
HarrierGR9: She's talking about how bad she wants to fuck him....:(
abreakfromfapping: Damn. So... | 10 | 11 | |
1425260136 | 1425266089 | t3_2xmeda | t5_2to41 | 5 | squeakyaletheia: TIFU by sleeping from 10:30am to 8:00pm
I am a college student and I went out last night and made it back at 5am. I slept until 10am, and then got up, went back to bed and JUSTWOKEUP so this evening will probably be a repeat process.
I feel like this is a relatable TIFU, good luck to all the other peo... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425263904 | 1425264293 | t3_2xmlh0 | t5_2to41 | 1 | boarqing: TIFU by breaking my roommates skis
So my roommates pretty awesome. I board and ski, but only have a board and she has a pair of skies. She let me borrow her skies for a day. A beautiful pair of twin tips barely used. Me having only boarded recently, skied a couple runs was feeling good. So I thought it woul... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1425264187 | 1425275863 | t3_2xmlz4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being born ~27 years ago
So I had arranged a date for today. That's nice, right? I don't get too many dates so I was nervous. We were going to meet at Starbucks and get some coffee.
Here's the problem: I had assumed this one Starbucks was on a certain street, but it was technically on another. And ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425265739 | 1425266813 | t3_2xmoxi | t5_2to41 | 7 | bluthgirl: TIFU for trying to buy cheap, delicious pizza
So I just spent over an hour avoiding homework and writing a review about pizza, which is FU #1. What am I doing with my life? And the second TIFU was when about 3 hours ago (yes it happened today, I have pizza stains on my shirt to prove it) I went to the local ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425266466 | 1425330134 | t3_2xmqe5 | t5_2to41 | 3,394 | yuggers: TIFU by having sex in the back of my car (NSFW)
So like most of these, this happened a few years ago. I was visiting a couple of female friends in a large Canadian city . One of these friends i had been sleeping with on a semi occasional basis, and it was fun but nothing serious. So this particular night we en... | 14 | 242.428571 | |
1425264942 | 1425267664 | t3_2xmnd1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending the wrong email to a Customer Service Rep....
Today I Fucked Up by sending an email to the wrong person. I've been exchanging sexy emails with my FWB because we don't get to see each other but a couple times a month and her name starts with the same two letters as another person on my list.
... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1425265657 | 1425270045 | t3_2xmorm | t5_2to41 | 34 | Stephiland: TIFU a blonde loving colors
This was a few months ago...My boyfriend and I were at a car dealership looking at new cars to lease. He picked out this shiny new car and was happier than ever. Then there was me, I know nothing about cars and decided to look in the fancy books inside the dealership and learn ab... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1425266148 | 1425288146 | t3_2xmpqu | t5_2to41 | 16 | Maxkai: TIFU by going camping on an island without a waterproof tent.
Just like most of these TIFUs this didn't happen today but rather yesterday. So me and my friends ( 17 years old) decided to go on a camping trip on some random island off the coast of Marco island. Marco island is located in south west Florida and n... | 4 | 4 | |
1425266494 | 1425269819 | t3_2xmqfs | t5_2to41 | 6 | Etamp: TIFU by forgetting to change wifi network
Wanted to fap in private in the bathroom, but my Amazon Fire TV was on AirPlay streaming from my iPad. My iPhone overwrites the current stream and shows porn to my family.
Still can't get over it
fluxmaven: The important question: Did you finish?
Etamp: Nope. Wasn't re... | 3 | 2 | |
1425266583 | 1425273154 | t3_2xmqlh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a sneaky ass brother
So as any normal Sunday evening would go, I get home from work, grab a snack and begin watching some Netflix. I get the feeling of every 16 year old horny teenager and begin to beat the meat. Now my brother has been known to be a sneaky little shit and always sneaks up on ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1425269398 | 1425270129 | t3_2xmvqk | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my own sperm up my butt crack.
So this actually happened today, this afternoon to be more exact.
My sister in law gave a speech today at her college, I had to attend because that's what family does, right? So I'm sitting in the auditorium minding my own damn business when this girl I've bee... | 3 | 1 | |
1425269922 | 1425273672 | t3_2xmwnp | t5_2to41 | 8 | beefsnorkel1337: TIFU by not sitting down.
Basically, here's how it all went down.
My mom has been unemployed for almost half a decade, and just recently landed an outstanding job and I am very happy for her. As a way of celebrating, I decided to get much more blazed than I usually do, because of excitement and how ha... | 4 | 2 | |
1425268594 | 1425277145 | t3_2xmuau | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking my phone
Believe it or not, TIFU. This consisted of a few things combining into a perfect storm, so bear with me.
FU #1: I bought a used phone for an awesome deal, but I failed to fix the issue of it running out of battery very, very fast.
FU #2: I had a little mini FU when I dropped my ph... | 6 | 11.833333 | |
1425267989 | 1425280402 | t3_2xmt8r | t5_2to41 | 9 | MRneedsomehelp: TIFU by downloading an update for my xbox one.
So I bought an xbox one and i had internet connection for a while but cannot afford it now so i have to play offline. Anyway it was fine for a while, i could play all my single player games with no problems, but then i bought dying light. I played for a whi... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1425270625 | 1425328404 | t3_2xmxvu | t5_2to41 | 19 | werobamexicanloki: TIFU by farting on a kid's face.
So this happened like a week ago, I was at a restaurant with some friends when suddenly the urge to pee arises. I go to the bathroom and head for the urinal in the middle (there was like 6 of them). About 10 seconds in, a dad with a kid enter the bathroom heading for ... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1425269659 | 1425272943 | t3_2xmw6y | t5_2to41 | 25 | hangtight97: TIFU by trying canned octopus
This happened this morning. The past two weeks my area has been hit with snow and ice so school has been out for 2 weeks. Over time it has become a little boring. Yesterday while at Wal-Mart, I passed by a can of octopus meat and decided to give it a shot on video since the m... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1425271764 | 1425382105 | t3_2xmzrq | t5_2to41 | 1,085 | manitobababe: TIFU by letting my parents hear my porn. NSFW
So today was like any other day. I came home after playing basketball and had dinner with my parents and afterwards I noticed that they were watching the Antiques Roadshow in the living room. I figured that would occupy them for an acceptable amount of time ... | 9 | 120.555556 | |
1425274388 | 1425277215 | t3_2xn40h | t5_2to41 | 125 | SextyMF: TIFU by sexting myself
OK, so this happened exactly 10 something years from today, or maybe a little more. In any case, I was at work, when I got that undeniable urge. So I went to the toilet and pooped.
Seeing as me and myself were both already there and semi-nekkid, I decided it was the perfect setting for ... | 8 | 15.625 | |
1425276049 | 1425278247 | t3_2xn6ge | t5_2to41 | 42 | ghoulboy-q: TIFU by brushing my teeth
So this happened just now... I was just sitting in my dorm room and generally preparing to go to bed. Like any reasonable 19 year old who is alone and has internet access I decide to start masturbating. I go over to my closet and grab the conditioner, and just decide to grab my too... | 6 | 7 | |
1425277784 | 1425280235 | t3_2xn8td | t5_2to41 | 12 | FloppyJester: TIFU By Loaning Some Bitch (Who I thought was a friend) A Large Sum Of Money
This didn't happen today, but it did happen. It happened over the summer of 2011 and I had just received my college refund (Which I am surprised I even received considering I failed one course). I was in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) ... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1425276574 | 1426384387 | t3_2xn77i | t5_2to41 | 5 | kittyscratchpost: TIFU by resetting my iPod
so lets start with some back story. I had recently dropped my iPod and the screen no longer works at all, you can see lines and what song you are playing but you can't swipe. but I have headphone that have the skip, back and stop button on it so I have been going around it fo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425278498 | 1425280420 | t3_2xn9qu | t5_2to41 | 4 | tryboofthis: TIFU by failing my girlfriends test
Andiththekid: It wasn't a test asswipe
tryboofthis: I fucked up I know... it's beating a dead horse at this point. I realized I had issues and am now going to counseling... you really don't know what you have till its gone.
Andiththekid: No kidding, but hey all your do... | 4 | 1 | |
1425276792 | 1425321653 | t3_2xn7iu | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing up an old nickname
I meet up with a few mates from high school to have a catch up over some beers. Night is going good and we start to smoke a few joints and reminisce about school. Were having a lot of fun and i steer the conversation towards our old nicknames, someone says mine and they al... | 5 | 11 | |
1425278889 | 1425315940 | t3_2xna8w | t5_2to41 | 7 | Apollo_1122: TIFU by asking my girlfriend about our new co-worker.
My girlfriend and I have been together for just over a year and 5 months, around this time last year, me being 17 and still in high school, had made a new friend, who happened to be female, we'll call her S. We were just friends for a while but I kinda ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425276932 | 1425307178 | t3_2xn7qr | t5_2to41 | 19 | TIFU12345678: TIFU by getting -too- high and watching a horror movie
This happened last night. My partner and I decided to go watch the horror film that just came out (not going to mention because this isnt free advertisement). So her and I have a habit(ritual) of getting high before every movie we watch in the theater... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1425279196 | 1425334540 | t3_2xnamu | t5_2to41 | 3,105 | dildoops: TIFU by buying a dildo (NSFW)
Obligatory this was not today but back in high school.
Throwaway because of obvious reasons.
(I'm on mobile so please forgive any mistakes)
So of course, as the raging ball of hormones every teenage girl is, I masturbated. A lot. Like, A LOT. But I never could get myself... | 14 | 221.785714 | |
1425281981 | 1425283432 | t3_2xndui | t5_2to41 | 12 | SulyTM: TIFU by joking about my sisters dead baby.
Backstory:
Im 16. My sister goes to school a couple hours from where I live with my parents and my youngest sister. My Older sister,- We'll call her Abby- has been dating the same guy for 3 years. This weekend she came home and told us they got married, i was confuse... | 4 | 3 | |
1425283147 | 1425308788 | t3_2xnf3b | t5_2to41 | 6 | GOODBYECLOWN: TIFU by killing my car
After a long night of excessive drinking me and my buddy wanted food when we woke up in the morning. Chipotle sounded good but we got there but it did not open till 11:00am. It was 10:17 so we had some time to kill. Bored and hungover, I came to the conclusion that it would be fun t... | 3 | 2 | |
1425269779 | 1425303382 | t3_2xmwe9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Herr_Opa: TIFU by taking a picture of a friend...
Mandatory "not today". This was about 13 years ago. When I was in high school, I used to attend an art camp which was held every other weekend. The way it worked was, there was this old abandoned school in an old military base which had been remodeled and was used to ho... | 4 | 1 | |
1425287331 | 1425371248 | t3_2xnj3c | t5_2to41 | 14 | curvymctitties: TIFU by reading comments on a YouTube video.
40880472: What movie is it?
curvymctitties: Battle of the five armies :(
40880472: Oh no! I can see how painful it must feel. You should watch it nevertheless since its a really good film.
curvymctitties: Its mostly kili and tauriel that is going to be pai... | 7 | 2 | |
1425288436 | 1425329623 | t3_2xnk3f | t5_2to41 | 7 | Smuu55: TIFU by dying my friends cat blue
As per usual this shit didn't happen today, but infact a few days ago.
I was going to dye my hair blue and had a couple of my friends (both female) help me out, they where the ones who encouraged me to post this.
The day started out being quite ordinary, get out of bed, take a ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1425289966 | 1425294399 | t3_2xnlh7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: Tifu drunk me broke up with girlfriend, sober me couldn't imagine life without her
My night began with a bottle of Captain Morgan and coke at the frat house before going to the clubs... Any night that starts with rum and coke usually ends up going down in the books as an amazing time or a complete catastrop... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1425290204 | 1425309097 | t3_2xnlqq | t5_2to41 | 6 | Eatapeach1990: TIFU by trying to talk to my girlfriends friend.
On saturday night me and my girlfriends group of friends went to a club to celebrate one of their birthdays. I should preface this with the fact that a number of them aren't particularly warm to me even though I have tried to be friendly with them over the... | 3 | 2 | |
1425289855 | 1425331864 | t3_2xnldc | t5_2to41 | 209 | practicalguy: TIFU by making my mum go into an alcohol infused rage in front of my entire family at my daughters birthday party...and I'm secretly pleased with myself
TLDR; my mum is a bitch and verging on neglectful to my grandmother (her mother) I questioned her and she lost her shit in front of everyone and looked ... | 6 | 34.833333 | |
1425292311 | 1425294430 | t3_2xnnpu | t5_2to41 | 6 | ILookLikeGod: TIFU by using Media Player Classic
Xibbles: Why would you download the porn!? Just watch it online.
Longtimelurkerq: how many times this must be stressed..
| 3 | 2 | |
1425292354 | 1425303925 | t3_2xnnrf | t5_2to41 | 4 | ADRumbler: TIFU By not closing popups NSFW
titcomb22: This could've been told in less than 20 words.
ADRumbler: And this could've been kept to yourself
jvchef: And [this](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JgEn9cwrVTY/hqdefault.jpg) couldn't be kept to myself
| 4 | 1 | |
1425292692 | 1425336452 | t3_2xno1w | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to be cool and mysterious
This happened today. I'm still shaking my head over my stupidity.
I just moved to a new city for university and classes began today. In my first lecture of like 600 people this 9/10 sat next to me and we made jokes and chatted the entire time whenever the lecture... | 5 | 7 | |
1425293236 | 1425293663 | t3_2xnoki | t5_2to41 | 3 | udl_passsion: TIFU - by purchasing my GF an engagement ring then telling her to leave her mum out of our relationship.
War0803: Take the mum out to dinner first... Ask her permission.
udl_passsion: The mum hates me at the moment because I didn't follow through with a minor promise.
JaysRooted: Tell her you promise to... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1425295373 | 1425436148 | t3_2xnqn3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing uncontrollably in my viva exam (orals)
So yeah. Today, I had a practical exam. Part of the practical exam is where you have to sit with a teacher who will ask you questions and you answer. Its basically a mind rape. Everyone hates it.
So I sat in my chair nervously while my professor ponder... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1425300536 | 1425303801 | t3_2xnwci | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being stiff at a ball.
This happened on friday and I was too busy to write one up because of work.
Alright shall I go? Last week I posted in /r/airforce asking if I should go to a military ball or not since I was by myself and I am in AFJROTC, the responses were mixed but most said to go. So the day... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1425285989 | 1425312229 | t3_2xnhuc | t5_2to41 | 38 | Fpoonfeed: TIFU by punching a balloon.
With global climate change ensuring that we get an early spring here in the PNW, my roomate and I decided that we should go on a nice bike ride in the beautiful, warm, cloudless February day. Everything was going great for several miles and it was a great ride.
Then disaster dec... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1425295858 | 1425329623 | t3_2xnr4b | t5_2to41 | 1 | donniesf: TIFU by telling my mom I would eat her out
OK, this still to this day makes me sick to think about. But I thought this forum is probably the place it belongs.
This didn't happen today, it actually happened about 12 years ago. I was really into smoking weed. I smoked everyday for about 3 years. So me and my f... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1425293018 | 1425312995 | t3_2xnoct | t5_2to41 | 7 | HatManJack: TIFU by not wearing my glasses (NSFW)
jvchef: This whole story was to tell the internet that OP has HUGE BALLS.
Have my upvote your excellence, and how may we serve you?
thejoblessasshole: Maybe his excellency needs some help carrying his *litter*.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1425304658 | 1425306436 | t3_2xo1yf | t5_2to41 | 13 | FriendlyMurder: tifu by liking someone
shatteredsteel: Wow..that escalated very quickly. How did you liking your brothers best friend damage the family?
FriendlyMurder: My step mom told me to never like any of my brother's best friends. I ended up liking one of them and came clean about it. And because of that, I bet... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1425305754 | 1425306781 | t3_2xo3ns | t5_2to41 | 28 | ICYURNVS86: TIFU by trying to SWYPE "babygirl" to my SO and having it type out "Daniel" with hilariously terrible consequences NSFW
About 20 mins ago I woke up and texted my SO. If you have SWYPE on your phone then you know how addictive it is to use and how many thumb problems you are probably going to save yourself w... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1425307505 | 1425311770 | t3_2xo6m9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | irhum: TIFU by plucking of my eyebrows.
Since this morning, I have been scratching at the face, and around mid day, I accidentally pulled out a single hair of my eyebrow with my fingers.
It felt good, so I subconsciously kept doing this for the rest of the day. This continues till 7pm, where the fuck up happens, when ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1425307187 | 1425336950 | t3_2xo61h | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost becoming a terrotist
So, I live in France, and the attacks of January are still fresh in people's memory. My campus is 5 minutes away from a supermarket, and today I had a 2 hours pause between classes. I thought: " great, need to buy milk, pasta and cookies, so I'll go before the class starts... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1425310955 | 1425331008 | t3_2xod3x | t5_2to41 | 180 | NextGen03: TIFU by confronting my girlfriend about Tinder
canada_mike: post the nudes, send them to her friends and family. Whores deserve to be treated like whores.
Edit: it seems the majority of you would rather sit in a corner and cry. Whatever, be a little bitch. Whore deserves it and I stand by that. You downvo... | 14 | 12.857143 | |
1425311409 | 1425318716 | t3_2xodzr | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by being interested
MacxZim: Whenever my SO finds me looking at other ladies, I just tell her I appreciate art, and that I would never do anything to hurt her.
I'm in a relationship with HER, so she has no need to be intimidated, imo.
TinyMStrawberry: In my opinion it's two different things.
To lo... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1425309797 | 1425313357 | t3_2xoaso | t5_2to41 | 13 | zypo88: TIFU by learning Reddit lore...
So I've been on Reddit for a couple years now and I have a coworker who's been around since near the beginning and is considered the office guru of all things Reddit.
One day while I'm eating my blueberry yogurt he decides to test my knowledge of lore; we determine that I know... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1425310056 | 1425312291 | t3_2xob9b | t5_2to41 | 2 | CaptainJaneway_: TIFU by getting caught on Reddit
It was the last lesson of the day, the brutal Monday. The teacher left the room and let us get on with our Logic Pro work. I decided to plug my headphones into my Nexus 6 and begin to play some music quietly and browse Reddit.
I was unaware of the overweight bald teac... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1425314172 | 1425336042 | t3_2xojvj | t5_2to41 | 755 | Starzajo: TIFU by taking some kids to a pool party.
You may remember me as the guy who [had a little accident](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2v98km/tifu_by_showering_while_housebabysitting/) while babysitting a pair of kids. This is a prequel to that story. Summer of 2014.
I am good friends with a couple that ... | 7 | 107.857143 | |
1425313675 | 1425331685 | t3_2xoisf | t5_2to41 | 269 | heathm33: TIFU by accidentally telling everyone on facebook I love heroin
So three years ago I posted a meme picture on Facebook right around when Whitney houston died of a spoon with a lighter under it with the caption "a candlelight vigil for whitney houston". Well a few days ago it showed up on my timehop and I sha... | 7 | 38.428571 | |
1425314550 | 1425325434 | t3_2xokq0 | t5_2to41 | 27 | frankipani: TIFU by throwing up on the girl that I like.
This happened last Friday.
So a friend is throwing this party in the social area of her building. I'm meeting there with some friends and other people from another school (which is a french school). The girl that I like is attending to that school and therefor s... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1425312277 | 1425366345 | t3_2xoft0 | t5_2to41 | 113 | AwesomeKoalaGuy: TIFU by trying to remove my mouthpiece.
So this happened last night. I was practicing my french horn in preparation for a concert (which is happening tonight) and I went to empty the spit, as this instrument requires a lot of spit to play. As I was emptying the spit, I realized the mouthpiece was stuck... | 6 | 18.833333 | |
1425313627 | 1425316992 | t3_2xoion | t5_2to41 | 21 | Despise_Corn: TIFU drinking too much Sunny D
swearinjoe: You ever read the ingredients? They put fucking oil in that stuff
Despise_Corn: No, and I honestly didn't have a clue it was possible to drink too much Sunny D.
swearinjoe: That much sugar alone would give u the shits now ontop of that ur body has like 3 cups of... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1425315209 | 1425404373 | t3_2xom5l | t5_2to41 | 1,188 | [deleted]: TIFU by being incredibly accurate at the gun range
obligatory disclaimer: This happened a year ago
I was at the shooting range and firing a small 9mm pistol (a cz 82 which fires 9x18mm to be specific) I was approximately 20 yards from my target, and popped off my first round. It was dead on, a near perfect ... | 12 | 99 | |
1425315376 | 1425334649 | t3_2xomhy | t5_2to41 | 62 | LifeWulf: TIFU by shaving my armpits
So, I saw a post somewhere on reddit, or a comment, whatever, about a guy who shaved his armpits because he didn't like dealing with the hair. I thought "what a great idea, it's time for a trim anyway."
So, I grabbed my electric razor I haven't used in a while, flipped open the tri... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1425316164 | 1425367982 | t3_2xoo8l | t5_2to41 | 482 | redmen51: TIFU: By making an office joke, and almost being kicked out of school
I am taking an online econ class and we had our first test due last Friday. It was a pretty simple test that didn't take me long to do. The only question that gave me any trouble was the third one, which had an office theme to it. (creed wh... | 11 | 43.818182 | |
1425313168 | 1425365200 | t3_2xohot | t5_2to41 | 263 | MolsMens: TIFU by helping a drunk guy
So yesterday my best friend invited me to join her to a "get together" at a student-complex 2 blocks away from my home. We are both 20 so it sounded like fun. Arriving at the party, it was much busier than expected and there were a lot of drunk students. I greeted the host and dec... | 7 | 37.571429 | |
1425315198 | 1425403154 | t3_2xom4l | t5_2to41 | 128 | Eskimoey_Joey: tifu by flirting with two girls, almost getting arrested for felony burglary, and now I might be expelled.
I go to University in the US. (this will be important once the "very reasonable police" get involved)
My friend and I, we will call him Tom, are feelin great. Just finished a long stretch of study... | 6 | 21.333333 |
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